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What happens when three grown-ass women sit around drinking and talking about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter – until it does?? Everything and anything goes on a journey that will take you from the poignant to the pointless in no time, and you’ll wonder where the heck you just spent the last 30 mi…

Total Sidebar


    • May 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 141 EPISODES

    4.8 from 41 ratings Listeners of Total Sidebar that love the show mention: like hanging, laugh out loud, ladies, funny, love, time, great, sidebar.


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    The Total Sidebar podcast is an absolute delight for anyone looking for a good laugh and some relatable conversation. With every episode, I find myself eagerly awaiting the next installment, as it never fails to bring me joy and laughter. The chemistry between the hosts is evident from the start, making it feel like you're hanging out with old friends.

    One of the best aspects of The Total Sidebar podcast is its hilarious content. The ladies never fail to deliver laugh-out-loud moments that leave you in stitches. Their humor is witty, clever, and incredibly relatable, making it easy to connect with each episode. Whether it's sharing personal anecdotes or discussing current events, their commentary is always refreshing and entertaining.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is the sense of camaraderie it brings. Listening to these funny ladies feels like being part of a close-knit group, as they engage with their audience on a personal level. It's like having a conversation with friends in the same room – you'll often find yourself laughing along or even talking back to them as if they can hear you. Their ability to create such a warm and inviting atmosphere is truly commendable.

    While The Total Sidebar podcast has numerous strengths, one potential downside could be its limited appeal. As with any podcast that relies heavily on humor and personal anecdotes, not everyone may find it equally funny or relatable. Some listeners may prefer podcasts that delve into deeper topics or offer more thought-provoking discussions. However, if you're seeking lighthearted entertainment that will lift your spirits and provide a much-needed break from everyday life, then this podcast will hit all the right notes.

    In conclusion, The Total Sidebar podcast offers an incredible blend of humor, relatability, and genuine camaraderie. It provides an escape from everyday worries and makes any activity more enjoyable – whether it's taking a morning walk or getting work done. While it may not cater to everyone's taste, those who appreciate witty banter and lighthearted conversations will find themselves hooked. I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen – it's like having your own personal cheering squad that will leave you smiling and laughing long after the episode ends.



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    Episode 139: Step On Those Legos, Forget About That Cold Plunge, and Let's All Hijack a Parade Float!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 56:40


    Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.

    Episode 138: Plug In Those Cornrows, Fire Up That Bellydance, and Let's All Eat Stale Peeps!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 61:10


    Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!

    Episode 137: Pick Up That Hula Hoop, Outswim Those Piranhas, and Let's All Marry Our Cumins!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 59:45


    Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!

    Episode 136: Jump On That Vespa, Fry Up That Tuna Melt, and Let's All Uncap Some Acorns!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 55:18


    Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.

    Episode 135: Make Like a Tree, Stockpile Those Snowballs, and Let's Start The New Year Right

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 57:41


    Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!

    Episode 134: Jump In That Volcano, Take Off Those Damp Pants, and Let's Get Super Wishy-Washy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 60:15


    Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.

    Episode 133: Twist That Allen Wrench, Put On That Leopard Print, and Let's All Eat Mushy Stuffing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 60:51


    Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!

    Episode 132: Try On That Puffy Coat, Load Up That Candy Corn, and Let's All Down Some Jen & Tonics!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 64:11


    Do you believe the sweetest love language consists of huggin' and tuggin'? Do you believe that a spray tan can ward off evil spirits? If you answered yes to either of these, please join us for this jamboree and we'll be believers together!

    Episode 131: Chew Those Pepitas, Hand Out Those Filberts, and Let's All Pass The Yo-Yo Exam!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 61:25


    Do you wish your toilet would give you a pat on the back sometimes? Are you wondering why anyone bothers baking pumpkin seeds? Well, we're clearly on the same wavelength, so tune in now and we'll get everything shipshape!

    Episode 130: Jump That Pommel Horse, Dodge That Bird Poop, and Let's All Hang With Snoop!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2024 56:07


    Are you trying hard not to buy Halloween candy before October? Do you wish there was a boycott on walnuts in brownies? Well, we feel your stuggles and are here to help, so just turn this one up and all will be right with the world!

    Episode 129: Chug That Syrup, Slow Dance To That Fast Song, and Let's All Drink Irish Car Bombs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 67:26


    Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!

    Episode 128: Fly Off Of That Hammock, Pickle Those Cucumbers, and Let's All Wear Olympic Condoms!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 61:21


    Are you sick of people speaking Pig Latin? Would you roll in poison ivy if it made you rich? If both your answers are yes, then turn this one up because we are right there with you!

    Episode 127: Stomp On That Ant Colony, Trim Back That Pixie Cut, and Let's All Run From The Pythons!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 61:47


    Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!

    Episode 126: Put On That Parachute, Don't Touch That Netty Pot, and Let's All Find The Funky Bunch!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2024 63:25


    Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!

    Episode 125: Mark Up That White Board, Chew On That Dried Fruit, and Let's Get a Tom Cruise Cake!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 44:33


    Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!

    Episode 124: Jump On That Jet Ski, Plug In That Nose Ring, and Let's All Fire Up The Dream Machine!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 60:29


    Did you always wish you were as cool as Duncan Hines was? Have you worn your shoes on the wrong feet all day and not noticed? Well, your wavelength is our wavelength so fire this one up, and we'll jet ski through life together!

    Episode 123: Give Up That Ice Cream Cake, Strap On Those Platform Shoes, and Let's Be Caitlin Clark!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 60:48


    Are you weirded out by adult thumb-sucking? Are you in favor of public wedgie-picking? Well, you're speaking our language, so tuck in to this episode and we'll fix the world together!

    Episode 122: Shut Off That Fitness App, Fight That Brain Freeze, and Let's All Slice Paper!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 64:01


    Are you tired of angry mobs being angry? Have you dreamed of making ice cubes shoot out your fingers? Well, you are clearly our kind of people, so mix yourself an icy cocktail and turn this one up!

    Episode 121: Knock Back That Mouthwash, Pass The Funyuns, and Let's Make Gifts at the Penal Colony!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2023 53:04


    Are you upset that somone invented something called the "Smitten?" Are you ready to outlaw man buns once and for all? We are so right there with you, so snuggle up with us and we'll fix the world together!

    Episode 120: Pull On Your Mittens, Open Up Your Book of Lifesavers, and Let's All Spit On-Stage!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 55:39


    Is your dream winter day hibernating in a bear den? Do you worry that senior citizens are just too needy? You have full agreement from this crew, so turn this one up and get cozy now!

    Episode 119: Chew Up That Candy Corn, Weave In Those Extensions, and Let's All Party With Ghosts!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 58:07


    Do you pass out when someone burns the popcorn? Are you nervous that the ghosts in your house don't really like you? We have the same big issues, so sit on down, and we'll figure 'em out together!

    Episode 118: Pin On Your Kilt, Strap On Your Tuba, and Let's All Munch a Banana Peel!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 57:21


    Are you pretty sure you're better at everything than everyone else? Are you ready to sing and dance in front of your celebrity crush - without shame? If your answer is yes, the Sidebar is right there with you, so tune in now!

    pisode 117: Belt Up Your Trench Coat, Style Up Your Bouffant, and Let's Tattoo Our Face on Our Face!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2023 54:50


    Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes? Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger? Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!

    Episode 116: It's Repisode #2! Here's a tasty blast from the past - can you say "candy cigarette??"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 57:05


    The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!

    Episode 115: It's a Repisode! Enjoy one of our favorite selections. One word: Goats!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 50:00


    Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats. Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!

    Episode 114: Fry Up Those Sardines, Help Florida Secede, and Let's All Lounge With The Pandas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2023 60:26


    Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation? Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts? Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!

    Episode 113: Slice Up That Club Sandwich, Slide Down a Rainbow, and Let's All Dock the Yacht!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 59:23


    Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive? Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings? Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!

    Episode 112: Put On That Mermaid Bra, Chomp on Those Fritos, and Let's All Date Some Steves!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 57:09


    Do you hate trying to get out of an Adirondack chair? Do you always burn the roof of your mouth eating pizza? Well, we live those nightmares too, so turn this up and we'll recover together!

    sode 111: Slide Into That Bathrobe, Avoid That Hairless Cat, and Let's All Head to MILF Manor!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 59:04


    Do you think doghouses are a cozy getaway? Would you like to see a cage match between Lizzo and Dolly? Well, we're as weird as you are, so tune in and we can compare notes!

    Episode 110: Put On Those Polka Dots, Dial Up That Boy Toy, and Let's All Jump Some Bones!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 54:05


    Do you watch too many bible movies? Are you worried about an attack from a Komodo Dragon? Well, we get you 100 percent, so come cozy up with us right now!

    Episode 109: Spoon Up That Hoodie, Jump Aboard That Great Dane, and Let's All Ride Home on Dragons!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 57:51


    Are you tired of square-dancing by yourself? Is Marshmallow Fluff your favorite food group? Well, it sounds like you belong in our club, so come tune in right now!

    Episode 108: Stockpile That Valentine Candy, Ditch Those Roommates, and Let's All Pick On Rihanna!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 56:55


    Do you think wartime trenches might be cozy? Do you wonder if Cirque du Soleil will ever stop reproducing? Well, we are trapped with the same questions, so let's fire this one up and get them answered!

    Episode 107: Pass the Fried Chicken, Throw Out Your Loofah, and Let's All Pick on Tom Hanks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 58:33


    Do you get high on the smell of new books? Do you think stubbing your toe is hilarious? Well, we do too, so fire this episode up and we'll celebrate our oddness together!

    Episode 106: Whip Up That Chex Mix, Clean Up That Toxic Waste, and Let's All Wear Corsets to Work!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 55:30


    Do you think a mortuary job would be fascinating? Do you celebate your "half-birthday" - or even know what it is? Well, we are right there with you, so plug this one in, and let's get chatting!

    Episode 105: Head For The Far Side, Air Out Those Stinky Uggs and Let's All Party in Your Penthouse!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 60:45


    Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it? Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult? Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you. Crank this one up on high!

    Episode 104: Put On Your Melon-head, Dig Out Those Sex Toys, and Let's All Ride a Cowboy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 53:15


    Did you misplace your Smart Car recently? Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!

    Episode 103: Pick Them Apples, Shuck That Candy Corn, and Let's Christian Mingle!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 52:39


    Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you? Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is? Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!

    Episode 102: Boil That Broccoli, Sniff That Cinnamon, and Let's All Date Hugh Grant!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 61:31


    Do you wonder how long facial hair can really get? Are you buying a new outfit for the Papal Conclave? Well, you're as weird as we are, so turn this one up loud!

    Episode 101: Water That Cactus, Peel Off That Facial Mask, and Let's All Be Hot Lumberjacks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 58:37


    Does saying "succulent" make you salivate? Would you give up chocolate so you can curse at the entire world? Well, we are right there with you, so tune in immediately!

    Episode 100: Let's Live Til 100 So We Can Make 100 More of These Damn Things!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 62:36


    Do you hide 100-dollar bills in your underwear? Do you pop cupcakes like they're breath mints? Well, that's how we celebrate too, so come join the party right now!

    Episode 99: Get Out of That Tanning Booth, Set Up That Tablescape, and Pass the Crab Rangoons!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 58:36


    Do you think baby talk should be a felony? Do you think checking for ticks is sexy? Well, we sure do, so tune in now and we can all get sexy together!

    Episode 98: Pack Your Cigs For Paris, Turn Down The Soccer, and Let's Get Judgey In The Elevator!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 56:01


    Are you trying to figure out why bicycles-built-for-two even exist? Do you only watch sports with British accents? If you answered yes, your peeps are waiting for you on this episode!

    Episode 97: Twist Open That Oreo, Bring Out That Seersucker, and Let's All Get Crashy and Turnt!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 58:06


    Do you think losing free food on an airplane is a national emergency? Do you think pulling tissues out of a box is magical? We are right there with you, so plug into this episode ASAP!

    Episode 96: Fry Up Some Churros, Strap On Those Wooden Shoes, and Let's All Skinnydip at the Morgue!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 65:08


    Are you trying to figure out who likes Blue Man Group? Are you ready to watch a show called Top Waitress? Well, we are too, so turn this one up and we'll get these big questions all figured out!

    Episode 95: Fling That Frisbee, Scoop That Zoo Poop, and No More Socks in Bed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 61:25


    Are you a follower of the Frisbee Lifestyle? Are you allergic to Other People's Children? No matter how you answered, this episode will let you do you, so tune in now!

    Episode 94: Fry Up the Polenta, Send Over the Cabana Boy, and Who's Kissing Pacino?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 64:58


    Would you drink something called a "Smoker's Cough?" Would you pair it with a heaping pan of Potato Chip Nachos? If you haven't gagged yet, then this episode is made for YOU!

    Episode 93: Dial Up the Snickers, Dial Down the Chortles, and Let's Chug a BLT on the Rocks!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 65:45


    Do you believe that making balloon animals is a magical skill? Does the thought of drinking mayonnaise whet your appetit? If you said yes, you better turn up this condiment-party episode right now!

    Episode 92: Pass That Coconut, Run Across the Restroom, and Let's All Go Commando!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 60:46


    Did you learn everything you ever needed from Drunk History? Do you struggle not to bite into a Tootsie Pop? We are right there with you, so fire up this episode and let's get our licks in!

    Episode 91: Grill Up A Dozen Dogs, Stare Down That Skunk, and Let's Go Find Jerry Springer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 61:09


    Do you know how to make a hot dog sandwich? Are you ready to get divorced on live TV? We like how you roll, so dial this one up and join us now!

    Episode 90: Grab That Flannel Shirt, Head For The Amazon, and Let's Shoot Off Some Finger Guns!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 73:02


    Are you totally comfortable with buying off your friends so they like you? Do you wish your winks made fun sounds? We do too, so turn this one up and you'll feel right at home!

    Episode 89: Fire Up The Peppermint, Beware of Shrink-flation, and Let's Gossip Till We Drop!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 56:31


    Are you featuring an eggnog fountain for the holidays? Are you arranging your platters of Andes Mints yet? We are , so join us for serious party planning asap!

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