Worst First Dates with Brett Blake and Kelly Fastuca

Hey kiddos, going away for a few weeks and gonna regroup and recharge. Thank you so much for all you support. See you in 2021 xoxoxo

It's the first time someone has been in the same room as Kelly in months and boy does she smell! Or is it the farts from the dogs?Either way, Kelly Fastuca and Rose Bishop rate their Top 5 rom coms that may or may not have dated badly. Lots of flashbacks and honourable mentions to movies that have been featured before and they are still dating badly. Download on itunes or spotify@kellyfastuca on everything

Here we go its a 3 stater! Lic is in Sydney Kelly in Melbourne and Rhi in Brisbane as Liv chooses their fave rom com Miss Congeniality. Its still holds, except for a few tasteless lines about bulimia, but Sandy B is pretty great in it. Please enjoy, subscribe and share on itunes xoxo

New episode with Geraldine Hickey and Danielle Walker as Danielle chooses this weeks film, Bridget Jones diary. It is full of sexual harassment, derogatory words and calling someone fat and renee is CLEARLY NOT FAT. Anyhoo, enjoy the episode, download on itunes of spotify x@kellyfastucaon everything

Oh boy! Poor movie choice! Kelly chooses her first film Love Actually and triggers both her guests with different feels. Everyone is rating hunks, taking bras off and crying- typical chick hang. Download on itunes or spotify

Its Heath Edger week on the pod with Rose Bishop and Katherine Allen talking the shewrish movie 10 things i hate about you. Packed with thong wedges, long sleeve tight tees, butterfly clips and a dad that bloody sticks. Download on itunes or spotify

It's our first pregnant guest! 7 months preggo joins kelly fastuca and and Rose Bishop to talk about romcom Groundhog day. There is chat about being pregs, jizz words and Andie McDowell being too beautiful. Listen and subscribe on itunes or listen on spotify

Its a George Clooney week as Justin Hamilton and Rose Bishop join Kelly Fastuca, as Hammo talks about his fave rom com One Fine Day with George Clooney and Michelle Phiffer. It's about as. cliche as it gets; New York, Running around and a stupid kid screwing things up for the parents. Hamo has a great Clooney story and Rose is at her limit with lockdown, plus Kelly gets a puppy! Welcome Deidre Chambers.Listen on spotify or itunes,@kellyfastuca on everything

It's Back to the future week ! Kelly Fastuca is joined by comedians Yianni Agisilaou and Andrew Noel McClelland as they chat about Yianni's fave romcom Back to the Future. It's nostalgic, it's kissing your mum and it's all about RAGE in the 90s. Download, subscribe on itunes or listen on Spotify

What a great episode with comedians Anne Edmonds and Nath Valvo joining the show to chat about Nath's FAVE romcom Muriels Wedding. They chat about working with Bill Hunter in the theatre, Jesus Christ Super and getting drunk in a park in Brunswick doing Melbourne Lockdown. Fun stuff, Subscribe on itunes or listen on spotify

This week Kelly Fastuca is joined by Jacques Barrett and Rose Bishop as Rose chooses Magic Mike XXL as her fave Romcom. Lot's of laughs especially from JB as he is in the freedom of brisbane while Kelly and Rose are sad pants in Melbourne lockdown STILL.Fun ep, dont get horny.@kellyfastuca on everything xoxo

This week Kelly Fastuca is joined by comedians Nat Harris and Sonia D'Orio as Sonia chooses The Family Stone, a terrible romantic comedy! It is full of cliches: Christmas, New York and cancer. We will shit on it, particular when brothers and sisters swap partners, great PG stuff! Download and subscribe on Itunes or spotify@kellyfastuca on everythingxoxoxo

Fun stuff this week as comedians/writers and podcasters Matt Steward and Alasdair Tremblay Birchall join Kelly Fastuca as Matt chooses his fave romcom, When We First Met. Still not sure if its Adam Devine or Levine but the film isn't half bad. Not as corny as usual but very Groundhog Day in nature. Enjoy the ep, download and subscribe on Itunes or listen on spotify@kellyfastuca on everything

Well well well. It finally happened. Kelly Fastuca has been stood up by a comic, a fellow guest has gone AWOL! Comedian Tom Ballard joins the show one on one with Kelly, as he choses his film Serendipity, which he actually thinks is Kate and Leopold. Thats how shit these movies are, you think they are something else! Great fun with Tom, Subscribe and download on itunes or spotify xoxo@kellyfastuca on everything** Ben Knight is the comic, we spoke afterwards and all is well, small family emergency, still love ben xoxox

What a great EPISODE! Comedians Josh Earl and Luka Muller join Kelly Fastuca as Josh picks this weeks film, Coming to America.You wouldn't believe it but classic romcom that is super funny. From the cast, soul glo to the cameo, what a winner. Finally a fun film with good peeps. First film to look at on the pod with boobies! Subscribe on itunes, download and give a 5 star review. Also listen on spotify.

What a great episode with great guests! Comedians Adam Knox and Jonathan Schuster join Kelly Fastuca as they chat about Schusters fave romcom THE TRUMAN SHOW. Finally, a great film to watch where they talk about the meaning of love, life and experience. Plus some sad iso stories too and shitting of famous parents who don't help your singing career. Great fun, download and subscribe from itunes or spotify@kellyfastuca

Bella Green and Timothy Clarke join Kelly Fastuca this week, as Bella choices her favourite romcom to tear apart, Center Stage. It holds up surprisingly well with a bad boy, the dad from The OC and some wooden acting by amazing ballerinas. Few little tech issues, please bare with us but the edit has come out listenable and swell. Listen, subscribe and give us a 5 star rating on itunes, or listen on spotify.@kellyfastuca on everything

Kelly Fastuca is joined by Rose Bishop and Katherine Allen as they talk about Katherines fave film Not Another Teen Movie- a piggy back from doing She's all that a few weeks back. It's actually not terrible, takes the piss on itself pretty well and multiple good moments EXCEPT when the cheerleaders sing SSSHHHEEESSSHHH AWKWARD. enjoy!@kellyfastuca

This week comedians Danielle Walker and Nina Oyama join Kelly Fastuca and watch Ninas FAVE film of all She's The Man. It's full of all the things that suck; dick flashes, horrible women and bros. oh boy. Some small moments but just a film about over sexed teens- enjoy!!!@kellyfastuca on everything

Amazing episode with the writers, creators, directors and actors of the new web series Loving Captivity, Libby Butler and Lewis Mulholland. Libby chooses her fave film Three Men and a Little Lady, which the ladies LOVE and Lewis is kinda dragging his feet on. Fun fact, Libby loves the story so much, as a script editor on Neighbours for many years she always tried to sneak a similar storyline in. LOVE IT! Catch Loving Captivity on Facebook@kellyfastuca on everything

Here we go again! The first time Kelly Fastuca recorded this with Adam Richard and Cal Wilson, the audio stuffed up and it was lost forever. We record again with the movie CLUELESS, something Cal Wilson had never seen before and Kelly and Adam are loving! Much talk about trying to run and not get murdered, Dr Who and being embarrassed your past- this is a long one but a VERY FUN ONE. subscribe on iTunes, download, listen, plus theres Spotify xo@kellyfastucqa on everything

Nat Harris and Rose Bishop join Kelly Fastuca as they chat about the 90s romcom Shes All That and oh boy is that film gaaarrbbbaaarrgggggeeee. Terrible story about a bet where they try to make a painter with a dead mum turn into a pretty chick. oh boy! Enjoy, subscribe on itunes or listen on spotify.@kellyfastuca on everything xoxox

Another week, another stinker of a film to watch and Crazy Sexy Love is no exception. Comedian Kelly Fastuca is joined by fellow comedians Sonia Di'Iorio and Jacques Barrett as Jacques talks about his love for this film being his favourite romantic comedy. The gang also talk about lock down, no stand up gigs and the worst gigs of all time. Super fun episode, download and subscribe on iTunes, leave a cheeky 5 star review or listen on Spotify.@kellyfastuca on everything xoxo

Ben Lomas and Annie Louey join Kelly Fastuca for the 1987 hit Three men and a Baby, one of Ben's favourite romantic comedies. It's old and aged badly but still a few funny lines in there. The group talk about being in another lockdown, and Ben dissects being the primary care giver to his children as his work is still not back. Fun and interesting ep, give it a listen. Subscribe and download on iTunes or listen on Spotify. vGive us a 5 star review xoxox@kellyfastuca on everything.

Kelly Fastuca is joined by Danielle Walker and Lewis Garhnam to talk about Friends with Benefits which is the same terrible romcom as no strings attached. Another movie with no women in the writers room, so the women of course is written to be sexy AND can eat wings. Amazing. We have a good time.@kellyfastuca on everything**remote episodes sometimes have sound issues which are fixed as much as possible. Please don't hate us x

Kelly Fastuca is joined by comedians Dave O'Niel and Danny McGinlay as they chat about Dave's choice, Sliding Doors. Terrible haircuts, bad accents, and they havent even got to the movie yet. Give a prayer for Danny and his botched vasectomy.Spread the word if you like the show, give it a nice review :o)@kellyfastuca on everything.

Return of massive favourite Adam Richard plus brand new guest comedian/CEO of Sheba George McEncroe join Kelly Fastuca and talk about dating after marriage and Georges fave film My Best Friends Wedding. Another film filled with absolute jerks, plus some gripping storytelling by George. Use Sheba ladies, its very awesome. Listen on Itunes or spotify@kellyfastuca on everything

Another tear jerker film filled with jerks. Alita Brydon from Bad Dates Melbourne and Rose Bishop join Kelly Fastuca talking about Sleepless in Seattle, filled with asshole moves, stalking and a terrible Valentines Day date. No one in this room is dating but there is still so much to say! Listen Itunes and Spotify@kellyfastuca on everything

This week Kelly Fastuca is joined by two awesomely funny dudes, Adam Rozenbachs and Aidan Jones! It's Aidans fave film, 500 days of summer, and it is an angst fest to put high fidelity to shame. They talk the movie, comedy after covid and too much jerking off. A dude users a domestic violence joke to get Kelly to root him, good times.@kellyfastuca

Oliver Clark and Sam Peterson are roommates and also this weeks guests with Kelly Fastuca. The film is Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston and it has a toilet scene, a ferret on a lease and a lot of Jen going YEAH SURE WHY NOT YEAH SURE. Very fun episode, enjoy!@kellyfastuca on everythingCheck out Oli's awesome lounge room singing clips and Sam's pod Confessions of an Idiot

FINALLY! A movie that Kelly likes! Xavier loved When Harry Meet Sally so this is this weeks film and boy does it live up to the hype. Jaqueline returns also and has lots to say about the film and dating in ISO. Hope you enjoy the ep, spread the word to your friends!@kellyfastuca on everything xo

Another Hugh Grant dumpster fire, it's Nottinghill! Joined by legend Gerald Hickey and Kirsty Webeck, they try and convince Kelly that it's a good film. Movie star falls for regular dufus romcom, whateves. Enjoy!Thanks for subscribing, spread the word, tell your friends!@kellyfastuca on everything.

We tackle one of the greats, The Notebook and play a drinking game and take a shot every time a women says 'im just a silly women.' Joined by newly proposed Rose Callaghan and her fiancé Nick tear apart the film regarded as one of the most romantic films of all time. @kellyfastuca on everything

Oh boy. This is the worst one ever. I don't know if it so much aged badly or was made badly. Ben Russell admits he loved this film as an impressionable teen, and Kelly Fastuca and Maggie Looke tear apart why a book written about London was made in Chicago. @kellyfastuca on everything xo

Tim's Girlfriend suggests we look at The Holiday with Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law and VOMCOM Jack Black. The hasn't just aged badly, it was made badly, too many loop holes and tragic air guitars. Thank god Jude Law is nice to look at.@kellyfastuca on everything xo

It's 90's British comedy week with Sam Petersen and Ivan Aristeguieta joining Kelly Fastuca to talk about Four Weddings and a Funeral. Theres a tease, amazing dress codes and a deaf brother. Hope you enjoy! @kellyfastuca on everything

Kelly Fastuca is joined by return guest actor/director Nick Colla is on with his Actress/comedian/writer wife Nicolette Minster, plus a special pop in by Celia Pacquola. We talk about SPLASH the 1984 film with Tom Hanks where he has sex with a mermaid. It's a nuts film that hasn't aged well.We are all self isolating and doing this episode over house party. There are few tech hiccups but over all very good thank god!@kellyfastuca on everything

oh boy. its a little short this week as poor ceals has had a massive day, she WON dancing with the starts the night before. Amazing stuff. We chat about how, even if it is possible to date during a pandemic.@kellyfatuca on everything

Hey everyone. This was record 2 days after Comedy Festival was cancelled. Everyone is sad. Brenna Glazebrook and Luke Benson join Kelly and a bunch of loud dogs as they chat about While you were sleeping. Recorded before the lockdown. Stay safe everyone.@kellyfastuca on everything xoxo

Kelly is joined by comedians Sami Shah and Annie Louey, as they break down this bloody stupid virus and toilet paper shortages. Special guest appearance by Celia Pacquola as she pops in for 90 seconds to chat Stephen King and Dancing with the Stars.Sami's Favourite film is You've Got Mail with Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, and boy, just like this podcast it has aged terribly. Come see Kelly at MICF! Tickets here:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easyUse the code word EGGS for really cheap tickets@kellyfastuca on everything xo

Kelly is joined by return guests and super funny people people Kirsty Webeck and Luka Muller as things have changed massively for both since last time. Kirsty has brought a house with her lady and Luka is part of the lonely hearts club again, welcome back buddy!They talk about Kirsty's fave film, Never Been Kissed with Drew Barrymore and whoa mumma is it problematic now.Come see Kelly at MICF! Tickets here:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easyUse the code word EGGS for really cheap tickets@kellyfastuca on everything xo

No not the oranger one! Michael Douglas has a cameo this week as The American President, Comedian and return guest Nick Quon's Favourite film. He is very hung over and joined by mate Roland, who is also hung over to a very sober Kelly. Kelly messages a boof head that ghosted her and he replies mid podcast, what a douche. Come see Kelly at MICF! Tickets here:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easyUse the code word EGGS for really cheap tickets@kellyfastuca on everything xo

Kelly is joined by comedians Jonathan Schuster and Urvi Majumdar who are also dating and had the NIGHT OF THEIR LIVES at the casino, not kidding. Don't worry it was shit the next time they went. They talk with Kelly about getting a bad rings, whats a bad fight or a fiery fight and the cultural issues Urvi deals with as an Indian born women dating an Australian with very traditional parents. Super fun, super interesting.Plus, they tear about the sex and the city movies, can you get back with someone leaves you at the alter?You can, but EYE ROLLListen on spotify or subscribe on itunes xoxo@kellyfastuca on everythingCome see Kelly in Melbourne! The show is called OVER EASY, only 10 shows so most will sell out, grab them now ploisehttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easyUse code word EGGS for cheap tickets!

Kelly rips into Ben Knight for loving She's out of my League (2010) and Adam Rozenbachs tells us about the time he was in hospital with a cyst on his spine, bloody horrible! Kelly's Anal Fissure comes up AGAIN, and yes, Ben owns white pants as he is a Sunshine Coast boy. What a fun episode.Listen on spotify or subscribe, give us 5 stars on itunes xoxoCome see Kelly in Melbourne! The show is called OVER EASY, only 10 shows so most will sell out, grab them now ploisehttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easyUse code word EGGS for cheap tickets!@kellyfastuca on everything@arozenbachs@bigredknighty

Award winning Comedian Zoe Combs Marr joins Kelly in Perth as they are both stinking hot together.They chat about being a lesbian in a small town, winning the most prestigious comedy award in the country and marring a man in front of her female partner.Kelly tears apart the movie Practical Magic, even though Zoe loves it, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSECome see Kelly in Melbourne!https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easyUse code word EGGS for cheap tickets!@kellyfastuca on everythingTHANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING AND DOWNLOADING

Oh boy, what a doozy this one is. Comedians Rhi Down and Arealia St Claire join Kelly as they chat about everything from break ups to being animal parents to dating a comic/ someone in the work place. Arealia cuts sick on white women with deadlocks that she had to spend a medical experiment with and chats about being bi. Super interested and fun. Download and subscribe on itunes or listen on spotifyCOME SEE KELLY IN PERTH!!!1005%OF TICKET SALES FROM MONDAYS OPENING NIGHT GOES TO ZOOS VICTORIAhttps://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/kelly-fastuca-in-good-egg-fw2020Use the code word 'eggs' for cheaper ticketsCome see Kelly in Melbourne!https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easy

Comedians Timothy Clarke and return guest Danielle Walker join Kelly as Danielle talks about getting a dog with her partner and the currency of shooting wild pigs in Townsville. Tim shares the first time meeting his adorable fair lady at a gig and then the team discuss The Wedding Singer as a romantic comedy.COME SEE KELLY IN PERTH!!!1005 OF TICK SALES FROM MONDAYS OPENING NIGHT GOES TO ZOOS VICTORIAhttps://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/kelly-fastuca-in-good-egg-fw2020MELBOURNE! Get 2 4 1 tickets, just pop 241 in the promo code area at check outhttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easy@kellyfastuca on everything

Comedians Sonia D'Orio and Rose Bishop join Kelly as they chat about Sonia finding love and Kelly and Rose have no idea with Hinge.Sonia talks about her new boyfriend who is a slam poet I KNOW RIGHT AMAZING and Kelly and Rose are lost in online dating. Sonia's fave rom com is before sunrise, and the ladies go down memory lane and tear it apart.PERTH IS ON SALEhttps://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/kelly-fastuca-in-good-egg-fw2020Opening night is Feb 3 and 100% of ticket sales are going to Zoo's Victoria and the amazing work they are doing with animals affected by the bush fires.MELBOURNE IS ON SALEhttps://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/over-easy

At the palace in Kew with Jimmy Chocolate chip, Kelly is joined by comedians Jacqueline Mifsud and Leigh Qurban as the chat 10 year relationships, who was the first poster on you wall and Kelly and Jacqueline get heated about when a dude is just not that into you. Join the after dar group for all the goss!Kellyfastuca on everythingComedy see Kelly in Perth! Tickets here!100% of sales for opening night, Feb 3rd go to Zoo's victoria and the amazing work they are doing with bush fire relief for animals

Kelly is joined by Luke and Celia as they try and get her to stop being such a negative nancy with dating and bloody just get out there.Welcome and thank you so much for staying, listening and subscribing!@kellyfastuca on everything xo

Comedian Marcel Blanch-de wilt joins Kelly and Brett and chats about being married BUT it wasn't an easy road. Drama school, Adelaide and waking up covered in ants.We are on patreon! Listen to the end to hear all the shout outs, it could be you!https://www.patreon.com/worstfirstdatespodcastJoin us for extra episodes on patreon, throw us a few bucks to keep it all going!PERTH!!!Come see out shows!Brett - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/brett-blake-go-hard-or-go-home-fw2020Kelly - https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/kelly-fastuca-in-good-egg-fw2020Keep subscribing, tell your friends, spread the word and keep us in the top by rating us 5 stars!Got a worst break up story or worst first date? message us at worst1stdatespodcast@gmail.comFind us on all the socials@kellyfastuca@brettyblake@worst1stdatesfacebook.com/worstfirstdatesThis is our websitewww.worstfirstdatespodcast.comThank you for listening!