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Once every 1,000 years, two people come together and use their words to change the course of the world, as we know it. We are not those two people, but we like to pretend we are. Now you may be asking yourself, what is an American Unicorn? If you don’t have an answer to that question you need to le…

American Unicorns


    • Jun 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 40m AVG DURATION
    • 50 EPISODES

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    Chapter 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 45:16


    Ohio Grass Man So um, this grass...mannnnnnnnn. Roll up a fatty with us and get comfy as we unpack the mystery surrounding the airheaded cryptid who has everything going for it. There are grass mounds, window peeping, aggressive trash throwing; this cryptid truly has everything and we promise we aren't just blowing smoke.

    Chapter 44

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 41:32


    Jangsan Beom If you are hiking in the picturesque mountains of Busan, don't fall for the tricks of the mysterious Jangsan Boem. Like the male lead in everyone's favorite k-drama, this cryptid enjoys luring you into a false sense of security before destroying your entire reason for existence. We hope you enjoy the tale of everyone's new favorite forest mystery.

    Chapter 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 45:49


    Sinkhole Sam If you are bored and want to listen to a story about a dumb vegetarian, then please enjoy the twisted tale of Sinkhole Sam.

    Chapter 42

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 43:42


    Lake Tianchi Monster Swooping into the pristine volcanic lake from a late night taco run, the Lake Tianchi Monster truly is the Cheesy Gordita Church of cryptids.

    Chapter 41

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 41:49


    Snallygaster Straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, the Snallygaster promises to terrify and confuse all who are unlucky enough to encounter it. We are so egg-cited to share this convoluted cryptid with you dear listeners.

    Chapter 40

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 55:20


    A, B, C, D, E, F-me!!! There's a Big Cat looking at me! Come along with us to the foggy moors of the United Kingdom as we investigate sightings of mysterious and elusive alien big cats.

    Tell me Something Weird: Oliver, part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 44:26


    Oliver is one of our favorite people and has many weird stories, we love when he can share! He also…

    Chapter 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 42:41


    Globster Who doesn’t enjoy stumbling across a large, unidentifiable, mound of jelly on the beach? Bonus points if you discover…

    Chapter 38

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 47:35


    Gazeka Gazeka! Bless you! And you might want that blessing if you are faced with with this fearsome cryptid also…

    Chapter 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 42:02


    Lake Worth Monster Also described as cotton candy with horns, the Lake Worth Monster is more mystery than myth (whatever…

    Chapter 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 49:09


    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a Kongamato! Straight out of the Jurassic period this flying cryptid has soared through the sky’s and straight into our hearts... like literally into our hearts with it’s beak...

    Chapter 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 37:19


    Hidden in the hemlock groves of Pennsylvania hides everyones favorite, shy cryptid the Squonk. If you spot this crytid tread lightly or he might disappear into a puddle of tears. #IStandWithSquonk

    Chapter 34

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2020 50:24


    Yeren If you find yourself in China’s Shennongjia forest, keep an eye out for the Yeren or Chinese “Wild Man.”…

    Tell Me Something Weird: Brenda & Steve

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 46:10


    We travel a long and winding road to visit Brenda and Steve in their beautiful home built in the 1700’s.…

    Chapter 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 39:47


    We're back!!! On Chapter 33, we travel to Arkansas! The White River Monster is a cryptid swimming around like a water-rhino. Some call him, "Whitey," we call him a friendly creature who enjoys the occasional mint julep.

    Chapter 32

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2018 37:10


    On Chapter 32, we travel to Antarctica in search of the elusive Ningen. First spotted by a Japanese research vessel, this cryptid is large, pale and speaks like a Midwestern 20-something. At least that is what we have surmised from the available evidence and my excellent impersonation skills!

    Chapter 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2018 36:43


    The Pig Man Is this week’s cryptid a cautionary tale about pre-Halloween shenanigans or is The Pig Man of Vermont…

    Chapter 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2017 36:19


    Ogopogo On Chapter 30, we dive right into the world of another lake monster. Steeped in lore with a fascinating…

    Chapter 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 38:56


    The Enfield Monster On Chapter 29 we travel to the fascinating town of Enfield, Illinois home of the Enfield Monster.…

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    Chapter 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 35:38


    Tikbalang Why the long face? On Chapter 28 we trek to the wilds of the Philippine forest to hunt for…

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    Chapter 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2017 35:51


    Batsquatch What do Bigfoot and Hulk Hogan have in common? That’s right, your probably didn’t guess it but its Batsquatch!…

    Chapter 26

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2017 37:06


    Just when you think you’ve seen everything, in walks a chicken-lizard with breasts. The Elwetritsch is a mythical birdlike creature that is literally the tits. I like to imagine it enjoys long walks through glitter laden forests in Germany, laughing at losers lost in forest with potato sacks. #TheRealChickenBreast

    Chapter 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 38:46


    The Chupacabra What could be more fun than a cryptid that combines blood sucking and goats? Nothing that’s what! Thank…

    Chapter 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 35:36


    The Whintosser On Chapter 24 we investigate one of the strangest creatures I have ever heard of. The Whintosser is…

    Chapter 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2017 37:20


    The Blue Men of the Minch Listeners they are ripped, they are wet and they are blue, so let’s give…

    Chapter 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2017 41:32


    Skunk Ape This week on Chapter 22, we journey to the state that raised Laura and made her the woman…

    Chapter 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2017 37:25


    Giant Anaconda On Chapter 21 we travel to the wild and wet Rainforest in search of the elusive Giant Anaconda.…

    Chapter 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2017 37:44


    Bernard Heuvelmans For a very special 20th episode we shake things up and Laura leads the research into everyone’s favorite…

    Grocery Adventures with Nick

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2017 5:51


    Grocery Adventures with Nick On this bonus, micro-mini episode we would like to offer you a small glimpse into what…

    Chapter 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2017 40:08


    Champy “No time for losers ’cause we are the Champy-ions, of cryptid podcasts!” That’s right! On Chapter 19, we get…

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    Chapter 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2017 39:19


    The Beast of Gévaudan This episode has a little bit of everything: history, throat ripping and a wolf/dog/werewolf. It’s basically…

    Chapter 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2017 38:15


    The Pope Lick Monster Ice cream, lollypops, popsicles; all appropriate things to lick! The Pope, not so much… Ok the…

    Chapter 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2017 40:38


    The Lagarfljót Worm (Iceland Worm Monster) The Lagarfljót Worm (or Iceland Worm Monster) lives in Lake Lagarfljót, located in sunny Iceland.…

    Chapter 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2017 46:40


    The Flatwoods Monster Deep in the woods of West Virginia lurks the mysterious Flatwoods Monster. Is it an undiscovered biological…

    Chapter 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2017 43:49


    Dobhar-chú This week we head to the Land of Eire to hear about the magnificent Dobhar-chú. No I didn’t just…

    Tell Me Something Weird: Teresa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2017 30:25


    This is our second minisode on American Unicorns called Tell Me Something Weird. This is a segment where we invite…

    Chapter 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2017 43:49


    The Wampus Cat Come with us to East Tennessee to learn about the most badass cat lady the Wampus Cat.…

    Chapter 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2017 34:58


    Gef The Talking Mongoose So lets get real for a second and talk about the mongoose in the room, Gef.…

    Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2017 38:00


    The Loveland Frogman So Ohio, lets talk about this whole Loveland Frogman thing… They love riding bicycles, lying in the…

    Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2017 43:13


    The Yeti Stomping around the snowy peaks of the Himalayan Mountains is an elusive creature who sometimes goes by the…

    Chapter 9

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2017 39:52


    The Slide-Rock Bolter If you have any upcoming plans to visit the mountains of Colorado don’t dress like a tourist!…

    Tell Me Something Weird: Oliver

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 28:07


    We have a new series of minisodes on American Unicorns called Tell Me Something Weird. This is a segment where…

    Chapter 8

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2017 32:58


    The Cherufe Are you ready to descend into a vat of molten hot magma? You better be a virgin first…

    Chapter 7

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2017 51:41


    Bigfoot On this weeks episode we visit the one who got this whole cyptid adventure started for us. Bigfoot is…

    Chapter 6

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2017 45:50


    The Madagascar Tree Join us on a mystical journey through the forests of Madagascar in search of the elusive man-eating…

    Chapter 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2017 42:24


    The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp The Lizard Man is a reptilian humanoid cryptid found in the bowels of…

    Chapter 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2017 45:15


    Mongolian Death Worm The Mongolian Death Worm is known for spitting acid and killing its victims with lethal jolts of…

    Chapter 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2017 41:42


    The Maryland Goatman The Goatman is an axe-wielding half-animal, half-man creature that began his life as scientist who worked in…

    Chapter 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2017 42:24


    Boto Encantado The Encantado roughly translates to “the enchanted one”. These creatures are often known for having extraordinary musical abilities,…

    Chapter 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2017 38:29


    The Michigan Dogman is an elusive creature that lives in the wilds of Michigan. It is described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed creature with head of a dog and the torso of a man. I know, sounds hot right. If you want to hear more about the Michigan Dogman listen to our Podcast – Chapter 1.

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