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Welcome to Lotsa Pasta! This is the Podcast led by your Host -Captain Death- where we read scary stories from sources like Reddit/NoSleep, CreepyPasta, TrollPasta, SearchAndRescue, Unsettling Stories, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and MANY MANY more with different guests almost EVERY WEEK! Join…

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    • Jan 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode Two Hundred Fifty: Interview with a Creeper FT. Stories to Read Alone at Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 166:39


    What an episode awaits us today, in this new year. The first of its kind, an interview of sorts, we welcome an AUTHOR to join us at the table of tomfuckery. MARK! AKA One Page Wonder AKA Stories to Read Alone at Night author joins us for a brief chat and story today, and I couldn't be happier with how it turned out. What a guy, to sit there and deal with Cannibal Siren and I as we both gush and crush on this dudes stories. And what a guest he is, not only dealing with our badgering questions but bringing a whole NEW spanking story to the show JUST FOR US - never before read or released online. What a momentous occasion, for real FOR REAL. This is definitely a milestone in Losta Pasta history - and hopefully, not the last! Amazing Bill Day(33:20)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Nine: A Very Merry Pastas Part Nine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2022 125:24


    Oh, cum all ye faithful. Cum right here and now, please. Come listen to this week's Christmas episode. YES, another one of these. And I incorrectly thought it was our tenth - it's actually our ninth, BIG DEAL. And guess who's back for another Christmas episode? Tenron Otrin! Yes, for his second Christmas episode! Nice. Oh, and Frowns McBooHoo is here too, I guess. Nothing new and exciting there. This shit is his idea after all. I hate these stupid fucking Christmas stories. I suppose it breaks up the monotony, though. We often take ourselves too seriously sometimes and some years we're due some self-reflection. And what does that reflection reveal? How fucking stupid we could be, yes. That's it. These Christmas stories suck and I apologize to NOBODY. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New year, you fucks. We'll see you on the other side. The Santa at the Mall(41:02)Christmas Nightmare(55:06)No Gifts this Year(1:18:57)A Heartwarming Christmas Tale(1:34:08)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Eight: ExtraTERRORestrial V: Deep in Uranus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 86:48


    Aliens. What more do I need to say. They are a wonder to us humans, as there is no definable evidence out there that we are alone or otherwise. That's why we, here on Lotsa Pasta, like to get stoned and talk about it - because there is no wrong answer. You can never be too calm or too crazy when talking about aliens. Got a personal experience, let's hear it. Had a dream about being anally probed, share with the class. Let's dissect this shit to the best of our abilities, yeah? On today's episodes, I have some of the most important scientists I know: Spum & Kumm. Wait, did I say scientists? I meant assholes. When I asked them what they wanted to do, Kumm lit up like a Christmas tree and said, “Let's talk about aliens.” Word. Shadows on the Wall(40:42)Some Shooting Stars Aren't Meant to be Wished Upon(51:43)We Discovered Something in Deep Space(1:02:08)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Seven: Apartment Fuckery Understatement Part Four

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 163:55


    It's the last understatement for this part of the series folks, as we've reached our finale on what it means to live in the embodiment of spooky. The atmosphere: spooky. The residents: spooky. The elevator: spooky. The landlord: spooky. Me, I'm well spooked. Cannibal Siren is loving this shit, however, and even though I'm spooked, I am too. This is peak Reddit NoSleep, folks. I don't think I've been this jazzed since the Left-Right Game and it might just be nostalgia saying that, but it's not often you find such an eclectic ensemble of characters in a story so rich. If there's more to come of Kate and her story living in this spooky-ass apartment building, we'll be sure to revisit it. But, for now, enjoy the finale folks. Let's see this shit through.The Previous Tenant of my New Flat Left a Survival Guide(29:39)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Six: Lindsay Lohan and the Beast from Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 151:40


    Mark Rooster has climbed in out of the cold, and I'm trying to talk him into my bedroom like Baby, it's cold outside. Just like the beautiful, fresh December air that joins Mark Rooster today, he also brings gifts: a veritable Krapmus here to spread the Christmas cheer, eh? For today's episode is all in thanks to Mark Rooster's beautiful mind. I'm not talking Russell Crowe, either, I'm talking Lindsay Lohan. Yes, the once Disney Channel original movie teen starlet. For, you see, Mark Rooster has written us quite a tale today, and it all dates back to the wonderful year of drug-addled 2010. This is when Mark Rooster thought Lindsay should play the beauty to an all-too familiar beast. Lindsay Lohan and the Beast from Hell(11:04)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Five: Apartment Fuckery Understatement Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 131:17


    So many twists and turns in this serious, my head is about to spin around like that bitch from The Exorcist, minus the split pea soup. I'm enjoying myself, don't get me wrong, but we're losing good characters and putting other good characters in danger almost constantly. Things get a bit more challenging this episode because it looks like our Michael Caine impersonator Derek is missing and we finally come face to face with our landlord. And let's just say, it's not a good time dealing with him either. Lots going on here, folks. Danger ahead, danger in the rear view, we're going into some uncharted territory of seriously understated fuckery. I hope you guys are ready. This is the penultimate episode, so the next one is our last. Stay tuned, stay frosty. The Previous Tenant of my New Flat Left a Survival Guide(22:54)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Four: A Sumptuous Sacrifice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 82:03


    The kingdom is crippling in debt and it's all because of this no good inflation. Times they are a changing, Sofa King, and Bob Dylan ain't the only one suckin and blowin to get by, apparently so is Sofa Prince; I hope to never meet him. As a good host to our good king, I -of course- offered him a sumptuous meal upon his arrival and today we have quite the menu of creepy cavettatappi. Sofa King is hungry, he's just beggin for today's pasta and we're going to give it to him in a VERSUS amount of doses. First, we read some NOSLEEP, then we read some UNSETTLING STORIES. Which pasta will come out on top? Royalty decides. Not you. You don't have a voice here. This is America. At the Drive-Thru at Starbucks(12:34)She Sold Happiness in Glass Jars(29:07)Regina's Raspberry Jam(48:46)Caviar(1:01:07)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Three: Apartment Fuckery Understatement Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 146:34


    Part Two and things are getting super cereal. Serial? Yes, the stakes are up. Steaks? More people die and more people get eaten, that's all I'm trying to say right now. Join Cannibal Siren and I for a quick re-cap and discussion of ideas as we get into what may be going on at the heart of this story. We get new time with new characters and we find out more about what's going on all over the apartment building. Yes, there's one singular problem and like nine smaller problems orbiting the life of OP at one time, she's aware. She might even be responsible for some of it… Find out more bullshit that's massively understated on EPISODE TWO of… The Previous Tenant of My New Flat Left a Survival Guide(19:44)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-Two: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb Vol.7

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 108:58


    It's always fun introducing new people to Not Hot But Spicy, because you genuinely never know what you're going to get. This is one of those things that I think makes our show special because no one probably knows this material exists and no one who wrote these stories on these forums like 15 years ago probably ever expected people to read or narrate their material on a podcast. But I think that's the fun in it, we're making something else out of something and above all else we're being REAL wild cards about it. I don't know if Terry was into it as much, but this is probably the 8th person I could think of who has been randomly introduced to this material. Spontaneity can be fun, right? The Secret Room(32:55)The Bwystfel(55:54)The Wireman(1:09:51)The Haunted Ship(1:24:59)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty-One: Apartment Fuckery Understatement Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 158:40


    My timing for things is usually ass but I put a lot of thought into when I wanted this series to start and end. One big piece of this goes to Cannibal Siren for literally being one of the best readers I've had on the show and for always helping me put shit together, no matter if it's last minute or months in advance. Another piece of this is the hindsight of having scheduled out pretty much the entire end-half of this season months out. Halloween. We need to do something cool for Halloween. That's all I kept telling myself. The start of this series goes places, I wouldn't necessarily say “horrifying” or “terrifying” but INTERESTING as hell. And what's more scary than the promise of pain to come? The unknown horrors that this series promises? That's spooky. The Previous Tenant of My New Flat Left a Survival Guide(30:14)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Forty: Old-Ass Shady-Ass Tunnel

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 106:12


    Let's have a moment, you and I, here in the dark abyss of this old-ass shady-ass tunnel. A moment of respite to those who we've lost on our journey, with a healthy dose of tea; If you don't mind my sentiment, or lack thereof. People often ask me when certain people are coming back and the truth is, I really don't know. And worse even, the ones I DO know as the ones that are DEFINITELY NOT coming back. So let's address the creepy elephant in the room for once and let me take off my Captain's hat to meet you on your level. Nothing in this world lasts forever, we all know this. This is true with stories just as much with friendships. It's kinda ironic that this story is what it is after all I've chosen to talk about. I think it's okay to finally let my spooky hair down and bare it all. I hope you don't mind, cause sometimes you just gotta get stuff out of your system. Just like sometimes you gotta find your way out of a very literal hole in the ground. The Side Tunnel(31:17)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Nine: Hail to the King 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 119:46


    Oh no, what's that in the water? It's hairy, it looks like a Dad, and it's scared as hell. Holy shit. It's Scutch MacGee, stepping out of the bog and onto our vessel with the utmost urgency. He's here to join us on another legendary episode of Lotsa Pasta because we're back to hail the king, baby. And I'm not talking Elvis. Another short story from an earlier collection of Stephen's, this one holds a deep and stinky place in my heart due to the wonderful adaptation in the film Creepshow 2. If you know, then you know. If you don't, you're going to want to. Scutch, hold me, I'm so cold. What's that in your pants? Rape culture? Get the fuck outta here.The Raft(37:09)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Eight: Lillian's Dead-Zone Part Four

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 128:55


    This is the end, my friends. Her name is Lily Madwhip and we're at the conclusion. It's been quite an ADHD riddled adventure, hasn't it? And we've seen young Lillian come so far. She's faced death, and WASDEMONS, and she's making friends along the way. I hope everyone enjoyed this series, as we surely did. I'm not saying too much purely out of trying to avoid spoilers, but this is both a satisfying conclusion and a basic one, in hindsight. It's grown on me a bit since first reading it. Interesting. Let's see how you feel about it. My Name is Lily Madwhip and I Have Become Vengeance(20:56)…And I Have to Murder my Friend for a Dead Woman(44:25)….And I Can't Save Everybody(1:13:39)….And This is an Epilogue(1:42:22)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Seven: An Unsettling Throwback

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 88:16


    It's always so much fun to record with friends across the country, specifically when you don't know what you're going to end up reading. This episode gets into some seriously triggering territory so this is your first and final warning. We do not vet these stories before we read them on the show, as evidenced by the MANY episodes before this one. All our reactions are live, all subject matter taken in stride. Can't say you haven't been warned, people.Inhabiting your ear canals uninvited is Glitch Blob coming to haunt your phones and snatch your babies. Me? I'm here for the Lovecraft and the AIDs. We'll see how you feel about these things when we're done reading them, but Glitch Blob and I had one hell of time reading today's smattering of Unsettling Stories. Dial Tone(26:21)Never Accept a Job Without Knowing What Your Work Will Be Used for. I Don't Think I'll Ever Forgive Myself for Being Part of Something like This(47:45)The Empty Cribs on Hawthorne Lane(59:42)A Short Walk on the Beach(1:13:54)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Six: Lillian's Dead-Zone Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 85:10


    It seems like we close each part of this story on a cliffhanger. Which makes it unusually addicting to listen to, in my opinion. Last episode ended very climax-y. In this third episode, we see a lot of action and a lot of payoff, and it's not even the ending. We see Meredith finally play her Chekov's Gun, we see some serious stakes, and we see some interesting powers. This is a fun story. WhereAmI? And I are enjoying it. I hope you are too! My Name is Lily Madwhip and I Have No Idea Where I am(8:34)…And This is the Worst Day Ever(30:09)…And I'm Having a Picnic(57:04)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Five: Games with Ghoulies Part Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 122:45


    It feels like it was just yesterday that Django and I started the Games with Ghoulies series. The idea was simple: Creepypasta has instruction based rituals as stories sometimes. What if we pretended to do them, what would the outcome be? Death, usually. Spooks, maybe. Comedy, undeniably. And with these games and rituals presented before us, sometimes we need that every-man perspective to ground us and make us not wanna chop our dicks off - I mean… represent the normalized margin. So, there's also Strawberry Shortcake; who I'm sure has regretted joining us on these episodes several times over by now. The Boatman Ritual(10:58)The Bleak Elementary School Ritual(30:37)The Staircase Ritual(51:48)The Tunnel Game(1:13:01)Bloody Mary(1:34:54)The Ritual(1:42:19)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Four: Lillian's Dead-Zone Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 102:14


    Lily is back at it again with her shenanigans and ADD/ADHD way of speaking. It's funny, isn't it? Two 30 year old dudes reading basically glorified fan-fiction of a little 12 year old girl. Yes, there are angels/demons and mind powers and shit around every corner but like, at its core, this is a family drama about a little girl. Funny. At least it's funny to me. WhereAmI? Is probably more at home here, he's really enjoying this narrative. Let's see where Lily goes next! My Name is Lily Madwhip and my Parents are the Devil(17:26)…And There's Nothing Wrong with my Brain(45:22)…And I Think a Magician is Going to Murder my Best Friend(1:09:55)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Three: Wicked and Wild Waterpark Woes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 117:14


    Deputy Dewey, what is that in your pants? Oh no, it's AQUA-SLASH. Just kidding, we didn't watch that garbage, instead we just summarized our thoughts with the help of Red Letter Media! Anywho, the relevance of dying in a water park is high and so is the tide. What is going on at Uncle Bob's Wicked and Wild Waterpark, we ask. The answer? Well, let's just say some of this shit belongs in some of Deputy Dewey's secret hentai-stash. ENJOY! Welcome to Uncle Bob's Wicked and Wild Waterpark: Where Nightmares Become Reality(15:11)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Two: Lillian's Dead-Zone Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 111:58


    HEY GUYS, It's me and WhereAmI? In a new series! This one is about a little girl who may be crazy, may be haunted, may be guarded by angels, or may be ‘was-demons.' I DON'T KNOW YET - Or do I? Well, maybe I do. But you don't, and that's the point of listening. Are you not entertained? You should be! Because this kid totally has ADD or ADHD of some kind and this shit is a rollercoaster. ENJOY. My Name is Lily Madwhip and I See Things Before They Happen(12:47)…And I Don't Need a Therapist(25:32)…And I Wish Everybody Would Just Stop Dying(43:22)…And I Think my Dad is Trying to Kill Me(56:03)…And I Saw the Angel of Death(1:14:42)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Thirty-One: Gonna Be A Gas Part Four

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 65:51


    It's been a while since we've visited the gas station. Tenron Otrin was eager to revisit our buddy Jack and see how he's keeping up. The gas station is always easy to jump back into because it's 'more of the same' with 'a little bit new' and it perfectly balances those two without ever changing too much. On today's episode, the NEW comes in the form of animals. Jack has talked about the creatures surrounding the gas station before, sure, but these are NEW animals. The first story features a funky deer and the second story features a peculiar crow. Both events don't surprise Jack in any way, but Tenron can't help but LOVE coming back to the gas station every once in a while.Something Weird Came Into the Gas Station Last Night(9:28)A Murder at the Gas Station(20:56) Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Thirty: Things That Goose Bump in the Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 170:57


    As we enter new territory on today's episode of Lotsa Pasta, we pay our respects to the forefathers that came before us. Alvin Schwartz and the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Stephen King and his various works. And today. R.L. Stine and his Goosebumps. So much can be said about this man and this series, but instead, how about you listen to the episode for that part. No, this isn't a deep dive into the man or any of his works, but just a simple narrative. A story. About a dummy named Slappy.Night of the Living Dummy - Goosebumps #7(15:45)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Nine: Full & Wiry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 89:30


    One of my favorite guests is back and it's been a short while since we've seen some of these stories. It's Cannibal Siren and we're reading more of One Page Wonder's Stories to Read Alone at Night. We get into the Halloween Spirit to welcome in the new year, - Why? Because fuck you, that's why. Then we get into some old school urban legend spooky ghost lore with this shit. It's a radical little episode but I'm sure you're going to enjoy it. We only have a couple more Stories to Read Alone at Night left, so we'll be sure to get to the rest soon before we eventually get to interview the author: One Page Wonder himself! Full-Size Candy Bars(25:46)Nice, Wiry Boy(53:17)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Eight: Let's Watch: Slender Man(2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 127:43


    I've been waiting quite some time for this day. You all should know this. I may have talked about it a couple times on prior episodes but the stars -er- clouds did not align until this day. Tenron Otrin joins me, of course, to revisit the horror, the absolute abysmal terror that is Sony Pictures and Screen Gems monstrosity that is Slender Man the movie, released in 2018. What a harrowing tale we weave. Join us if you dare, for another LET'S WATCH commentary track - but this time, for one of the worst studio released horror films of recent times. May God have mercy on our souls. 
Just kidding, God isn't real. 
But Slender Man is. Slender Man(2018) (32:55) Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Seven: A Very Merry Pastas Part Eight

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 143:34


    I know what you're thinking. Christmas is over. Why is there a Christmas episode now? Aren't we done with these? Obviously not, because I'm both a sadist and a masochist. I want to feel the pain and I want to share it with all of you. The pain of the holiday season, coming to a podcast near you, starring Tyler Perry as Madea. I hope you guys like it because it may be the last one we ever do. For real this time. Maybe. I don't know. Enjoy. Happy New Year, ya filthy animals. Christmas Eve(14:45)Christmas Eve Night (19:35)Christmas Day(40:46)Christmas Miracle(1:11:01)Christmas Wish(1:22:58)Christmas Warning(2:00:09)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Six: This One Time at Cult Camp Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 76:48


    What did you think of that first part? Kid needs GTFO, amirite? Too bad he's broke, in the middle of the woods, with no vehicle, surrounded by cult members. That's a very no-way-out type of situation, yeah. When you can't use your muscle, use your brains, right? Find a different way out of your situation by OUTSMARTING the dumb-ass cult. Yeah, that'll work. Shut the fuck up, Raphael! Sorry, Sofa King, you were saying? Oh yeah, enjoy the story! Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(7:53)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Five: This One Time at Cult Camp Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 92:39


    Royalty has returned to the show and out of nowhere, it seems. What a pleasure to have Sofa King back again so soon and for his first series no less! It's only a two-parter but this camp-story-gone-cult has a few twists and turns you may not see coming. Is it the best written story we've ever read? No, absolutely not. Is it is the best voice work we've done? Also no, absolutely not. Was it a fun time? Every second of it. Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(21:36)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Four: What's Up, Eve Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 83:15


    What a rollercoaster ride of a series, right? I mean, not literally, but LITERALLY, right? In part one we're just minding our business and doing our thing and next thing you know - we're all sorts of topsy-turvy. What a ride! This is one of my favorite things I've read in a while and I'm so thankful to the author for having done such a wonderful job. I am genuinely honored to read it on my 5 year anniversary of this show! Let's get that END! We Used to Live Here(8:45)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Three: What's Up, Eve Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 47:40


    This might be the shortest episode I've done in a while. It was quick and sweet. I just wanted to get through the rising action of the second act of this story but without going TOO far. I want the climax of the next episode to come together and culminate in the beauty that is its conclusion. This is all part of the plan, my sweet listener.Stay tuned.We Used to Live Here(4:06)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Two: What's Up, Eve Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 54:52


    It's been five years since the inception of this show. What more can I say. I just want to read a good story by myself. So that's what I'm going to do.We Used to Live Here(7:56)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty-One: Shower Me How to Live Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 144:40


    Ramses Vanderslice is back to finish what he started. He's been handed his bar of soap and he's gonna wash himself raw, folks. He's gotta get clean. Cause we're going back to THE SHOWERS. And it's gonna get messy. If it hasn't already, right? After that part one, if we were messy then, then we're about to get filthy. Is this scary, yet? You decide! Ramses read these and I haven't heard from him since. So, he's clearly either scared out of his mind OR HE'S GONE TO NEBRASKA IN SEARCH OF THE SHOWERS. ONLY 2 POSSIBILITIES. DONE. The Showers(16:23)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twenty: Let's Watch: Hellraiser(1987)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 131:47


    Grab your closest copy of HELLRAISER, folks! Play the beginning of the track and then when we pause for you, start playing your copy of the movie and our show at the same time. It'll be like you're right there with us, as Deputy Dewey and I heckle the shit out of the holiday season. Enjoy!Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Nineteen: Shower Me How to Live Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 150:59


    Ramses Vanderslice could not have manifested again at a better time. Right out of the void in my heart, he appears with a single word: SHOWERS. I don't know what he's getting at. Does he need to shower? If he wants to see my shower? I don't know but SHOWERS. We give Ramses what he needs, folks, because this two-parter is special. It holds a special place in our 2021 Halloween season-heart as one of the most confusing stories we've read yet. Is this scary? I don't know! I read both parts and I STILL don't know. Ramses? Nothing, he's been gone for months, we read this a while ago, I don't know what I'm doing. SHOWERS. The Showers(26:27)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Eighteen: Somewhere Beyond the Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 133:06


    New Challenger Approaching! I know we just released a new fan-to-record appearance last month with Midnight Bride but I've been waiting to release her and today's guest -TORUS FILTH- for A LONG TIME. Torus Filth comes to us across the globe, through time and space, to share stories about the islands of New Zealand. How I wish to brave those New islands at one point in my life, but until then, we'll have to sit at home online and read scary stories instead. Happy to have this listener for years finally on the show and happy to finally have her join the Lotsa Pasta family! Unknown Cargo(55:09)In Our Quest to Drill for More and More Oil, I Think We Finally went Too Deep(1:30:37)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Seventeen: Sinner is Served Part Four

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 111:44


    Imagine, if you will, a thrilling conclusion. An ending of epic porportions. We've come this far, and traveled to near-impossible territory. We've battled literal demons and ripped through dimensions with manifestations of entities never seen before: All looking to claim souls of the damned. This is sin eater. Not your average fairy tale. No princesses. No knights. No dragons.Sin Eater(20:21)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Sixteen: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb Vol. 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 102:25


    Scary stories. Local urban legends. That one friend who told that spooky tale around a campfire that one time. A personal experience, embellished over time to become a product of performance. This is the heart of Not Hot But Spicy. Random people telling their random yarns. Are they real? Who can say. Are they completely made up? No clue. That's what makes it so compelling. Some of them feel as real as someone just opening up about haunting trauma. Other times, well, other times it feels like your uncle trying to lure you into a closet just to finger you. Army Man(24:15)Anna and Marmalade(39:35)Haunted Hay Rack(1:01:11)The Ford Falcon(1:16:46)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Fifteen: Sinner is Served Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 84:27


    Lots of twists and turns await us on today's episode. It's the penultimate episode of the Sin Eater Saga and it ends on a hefty cliffhanger. Should I have seen something like this coming? No, not entirely. It's only a little bit alluded to and the pay off isn't quite there yet. Django and I had a wonderful time with this episode, Gluttony and Wrath being two of our remaining sins. What little does that leave, I wonder?Sin Eater(18:52)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Fourteen: DoodleBoy of Spirit Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 97:52


    Where do you go when you die? Well, you see, the answer to that specific question has nothing to do with this episode but if you stick around until the very ending seconds, you might find the answer. Anywho, I'm back with the royal Sofa King and we're here to read about a girl. A SPACE GIRL, except, she's not from space and we're just as confused as you are. ENJOY. Space Girl(30:24)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Thirteen: Sinner is Served Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 106:58


    We're onto our next meals, I mean, next inmates. We're stuck at this maximum security prison on some unmarked island in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle - how about that for a set up - but we're okay being here, right? We're getting fed. We're having nice conversations. We're doing the thing. There's not shady, ulterior motive at work here at all. Hahah Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yay God! Sin Eater(22:14)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Twelve: ExtraTERRORestrial Part IV: U Want Fries w/ That?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 143:02


    What's that in the sky? Is it a floating disc? A flying angular trapezoid? No, it's the void! God help us all.And right next to it IS DR. ENKENSTEIN. And he's brought bourbon! Let's get twisted and read some stories, eh? It's another alien episode and with every alien episode comes another series of bitching about Ridley Scott and his bastardization of the Alien series by his own hand! Yay for that! Unwanted Room(46:49)A Diner Open 25 Hours a Day(1:42:05)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Eleven: Sinner is Served Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 87:25


    You hungry? Because dinner is served. Not just for you, but for you, me, and Django Phillips on today's episode of Lotsa Pasta. We're cooking up some spooky spaghetti of epic proportions tonight and I hope y'all are ready for a series of deceitfully decadent dishes. This is the part one of series that is sure to satiate with sinful delight. Join us now for the appetizer on this journey, because there will soon be more mortal morsels for us to devour along the way.Sin Eater(18:37)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Ten: Friendship til Deadship Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 81:06


    It's tough to already be at the finish line. But here we are. Oh and with your best friend in tow. I say in tow, because he's been dragging you down the entire time. Trying to desperately kill you. Like a psychopath.What a good friend! And so - like I said - we're at our journey's end. If you're sad, don't be. I'm sure we'll see David King again, without giving too much away - of course. I Dared my Best Friend to Ruin my Life(5:25)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Nine: Too Many Cooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 93:14


    You're walking down the aisle. You see your beautiful bride before you down at the end waiting for you. But. Something is wrong. She looks… off. You haven't seen her since last night but she looks… different. It's not your to-be-wife! It's MIDNIGHT BRIDE. Here to join Captain Death on our adventure of spooky spoops and spooky spooks on our ship to the NETHERWORLD. Give here a big warm welcome, folks, she's here to stay! An Email from my Daughter's Killer(21:28)My Sister was Murdered and She Won't Shut Up About It(42:52)The Perils of Live TV(57:23)An Unaired Episode of Food Networks Chopped(1:16:33)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Eight: Friendship til Deadship Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 62:07


    If I dared Frowns McBooHoo to ruin my life, he'd probably just become straight and steal my girlfriend while simultaneously farting in my face. Don't give him any ideas folks, he doesn't look at these descriptions. We join our hero XANDER on his quest to save his girlfriend and David Fucking King has laid down a series of not-fart related traps that keep us guessing every step of the way. Next step: MURDER.I Dared my Best Friend to Ruin my Life(9:25)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Seven: The Sounds of Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 69:51


    A three-fer you'll never forget: it's Captain Death, Deputy Dewey, and WhereAmI? We're reading stories about some terrible sights, but mostly terrible sounds and I'm not talking about the cacophony of our butthole noises. Get ready for some Creepypasta VERSUS Reddit NoSleep trio on trio - we got some body horror, some accidental deaths, some purposeful ones, some creepy neighbors and creepy daddies, and HELL ITSELF. So, you know, a basic episode. Holes(8:08)A Package Marked RETURN TO SENDER(19:18)The Pianist(27:27)Stranded in Hell(37:31)New Neighbors are Really Starting to Freak Me Out(45:27)For my Ninth Birthday, I Got the Coolest Walkie Talkies Ever(54:10)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFollow our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Check out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Six: Friendship til Deadship Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 78:39


    What do you get when you mix Frowns McBooHoo, Dick Dastardly, and the Joker? David Fucking King, lemme tell ya. Frowns really runs with this one, so I hope y'all are ready to catch up. We're here to read a story about two friends who make the worst fucking agreement I've ever heard, but kids do stupid shit all the time, so I can't say I'm surprised. Ruin my life? Good fucking luck. 
I Dared my Best Friend to Ruin my Life(12:41)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Five: Hap - Hap - Happy Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 120:42


    What do you get when you mix a cracked out psychopath and a religious nut-bag? I would've said our former U.S. presidency under Trump and Biden, but no - you get Happy Boy - a story about a cracked out psychopath who meets a religious nut-bag and they get to killin' together. Is anything explained? No! We have an unreliable narrator who's too cracked out and talking to himself to understand what's really going on. And we're along for the ride! Buckle up, Buckaroo! Happy Boy(3:47)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Four: Feel the Schwartz Part Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021


    Nothing like diggin' up some old bones when we're returning to the content slate, eh? That's why i dug up a particular ghost, a gasp from the past, Mr. SkellyBones to join us on today's closing episode for Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Fun Fact, Mr. SkellyBones was here to ring in the Scary Stories series we've been doing since Season 2, with the esteemed Bunch of Baby Ducks on Episode 83, and now he's BACK to BURY IT. We owe our childhood fuckery to Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, as they were our spooky grandpas for whom we probably would never have made this show without their influence. Thank you both.Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones(continued) (25:55)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    Episode Two Hundred Three: Chaos in the Woods Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 241:57


    It’s crazy to think about how many possibilities were able to be found in this campaign and how group A overlaps with group B. Even minimally, they were heading toward similar points but have entirely different outcomes. It’s crazy. And it’s not doubt thanks for the differences in Monsters summoned in the finale, of course. We have a couple people who are responsible for multiple appearances and we have some who just have the unlucky circumstance of being in the wrong cabin at the wrong time. I’ve played the campaign 4 times in total, so far. That’s once with my siblings and then AFTER everything some overlap with other people who had played prior with a surprise appearance from Mr. Skellybones who wanted in on the craziness. Every time something different happened. Again, minimal overlap was found from time to time but entirely different side plots made, NPCs found, and secrets discovered. It’s so fun to see all the people I care about get to experience something I care so much about; Just like this show. Anyways, you’re not here for reading. You’re here for the Chaos. Let’s see who gets what’s coming to them and who barely makes it out alive. Even with some help, not everyone is going home tonight. Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred Two: Chaos in the Woods Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 230:35


    And so we’re here. Group B.AKA WILD CARDS. This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game.I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by the prior 199 episodes of stories we’ve read on the show. I went back and compiled 1 thing per episode and added it to this campaign.Some of the things are side-quests full of action, some are NPCS(non-playable characters) like enemies and allies or in-betweens, and some are nothing more than colorful flavor text, Easter eggs, or items for the players to find and use i whatever way they imagine they can.I genuinely hope everyone enjoys LOTSA PASTA’s CHAOS IN THE WOODS!Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred One: Cabin in the Woods Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 218:48


    Less talk - more action! Night has fallen and the creatures summoned by Part One’s actions are coming to obtain their just desserts. And JUST they are. Monsters, ghosts, demons, alternate dimension PIMPS? Who knows what awaits our classic crew for the climactic ending of CABIN IN THE WOODS. Will everyone make it out alive?No. I can spoil that for you - not everyone does, unfortunately. But how good can a story REALLY be without a good, old fashioned SACRIFICE? Tune in and listen to see how and who makes it out ALIVE! Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    Episode Two Hundred: Cabin in the Woods Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 192:00


    We’re finally here. Episode Two Hundred. The 4th year anniversary in full effect. I really hope this is listenable and interesting to everyone, because I spent a good long while trying to write this, plan this, and get this done. This group experience is closest to a “Theatre of the Mind,” with some physical props to help visualize things, type of Dungeons and Dragons game. I borrowed some elements from DnD and Betrayal(House at Haunted Hill) to come up with this. We’re only playing with D6’s(six sided die), and each person gets two. You’ll be hearing me say things like BRAVE or SCARED. This is rolling with advantage(rolling twice and taking the higher number) vs. rolling with disadvantage(rolling twice and taking the lower number). But sometimes I’m also taking an average of the numbers. 12 points of health in two separate 6 point tracks, mental and physical. If mental runs out, the player goes insane. If physical runs out, the player dies. Honestly, the instructions were very loose but genuinely inspired by the prior 199 episodes of stories we’ve read on the show. I went back and compiled 1 thing per episode and added it to this campaign. Some of the things are side-quests full of action, some are NPCS(non-playable characters) like enemies and allies or in-betweens, and some are nothing more than colorful flavor text, Easter eggs, or items for the players to find and use i whatever way they imagine they can. I genuinely hope everyone enjoys LOTSA PASTA’s CABIN IN THE WOODS!Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our episodes on iTunes, Spotify, google play podcasts, or soundcloudwww.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/Follow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

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