Lotsa Pasta

What a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I'm long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes spread around some shitty location in Orlando, Florida that is not The Haunted Mansion found in the Magic Kingdom on Walt Disney World theme park property. Or Horrorland. If you can find it, let me rest there, if possible, cause I already live there mentally whenever I eat peanut butter now. Or whenever I watch any program with Gordon Ramsey. Anyways, we're back to read more Goosebumps today but before that we're going to take a brief dive into all things Attack on Titan, because the review has been a long time coming and some promises you make in Dead Space together need to be fulfilled if only to the amusement of one of us. This might be a podcast, but I'm not ALL TALK, everyone. Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland (1:31:36) by R.L. StineSupport us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Horrorland“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. That is clearly and respectfully due to the awesome artist that is POGO and I merely mention and feature his work here to pay the greatest amount of respect and to shed whatever light I can on his talent. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let's just say that this episode goes to places I never even knew possible, even considering the basement. When we're not in the basement, who know's where this is going. At least in the basement, we know where's it's going, right? WRONG. It's going places. Other places. Not basement related places. At its best, this story provides surprises. At its worst, this story provides surprises. It's a mixed bag, but no one knows where this is going, I assure you. Unreliable as ever, let's get into it. Back into the basement we go. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(23:38) by Polterkiteshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Well, this is surely a splendid evening with Mr. Heavyhands. We hold ourselves with the utmost decorum, and only the finest quality of conversation. You may say we're gentlemen, but we claim to be normal folk, you can tell by our wit and our banter as such. We may be reading a story called Butcherface, but we're also talking about shitting our pants and farting on the podcast. I know, I know. This is what you're here for. Have you or a loved one ever shit your pants and tried to conceal it? Contact us at LPCaptainDeath@Gmail.com to tell us your harrowing, close-shit experiences. We're here for it. We're here for shit. There really isn't that much more to say. Harold's a funny guy, I couldn't help but put him on the shit-seat. BUTCHERFACE (46:41) by Dash32https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/iffgt/butcherface_part_1/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

RE-UPLOAD FOR POSTERITY: Episode fifty-three features another newbie named Tenron Otrin, here with us today, reading some SERIOUS ISH. When i was young, I loved Pokemon and not much else, too. Who the fudge is this masked guy, though? I wouldn't watch that shit. This is a long one SO STRAP IN, FOLKS.1999(16:47) by Camden LamontCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage.Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs.Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

It's part two and it's NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It's more like an exposition boogaloo and let's just say that the buck doesn't stop, there. This stories is elevating itself and self-conflating itself in ways I never thought possible and on ONE hand I think I'm being too critical; Because I do really like this story and it makes me think and it tickles that part of my brain where I'm like OH DAMN, that is pretty spooky. And then there's another side of me that says, I'm an armchair critic and my armchair is getting too old for this shit; By that I mean, we've seen this before and we've seen this done better. It's not a good excuse, i'll keep my liberties close and my coat racks closer… If that even matters anymore. I'll try to keep this short and sweet, if you catch the tongue-in-cheek nature of the screenshots I'll be using for the rest of this series, I think you'll understand where I'm coming from the most. If not, be thankful for the ride. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(27:45) by Polterkiteshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: 
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Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

On today's episode we harken back to a simpler time, an easier time, a time of peace, a time of tranquility, a time of getting too high and reading random stories we found on the internet. This morning, join Midnight Bride, Afternoon Groom, and I for a quaint English breakfast where the only English muffin you'll be getting are the words on this page spoken sensually to your ear-holes. Does Afternoon Groom speak sensually? You bet your butt he does. Does Midnight Bride speak sensually? You bet your front-butt she does. Do I speak sensually? TRICK QUESTION. RHETORICAL. OF COURSE I DO, HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN ALL THE WAY TO EPISODE 292? I've lost the plot - Losta Pasta. Let's figure it out together. :D (21:44)The Crayons (29:16)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Crayons The Price of Sugar (35:18)https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Price_of_Sugar by Cymoril_MelniboneI See the Death of Everyone I Meet (53:50)https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4m0vxv/i_see_the_death_of_everyone_i_meet/ by JJX2525Why I Didn't Shower for 21 Years (1:11:23)https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ja4h9/why_i_didnt_shower_for_21_years/ by Red_GrinGrandma's Light is Always On (1:30:47)https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/75xw3d/grandmas_light_is_always_on/ by Saint_EntropyTUG (1:40:59)https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1zvxre/tug/ by Hall7Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It's a new series with Cannibal Siren, folks! I know it's what you wanted, what can I say, I know what the people want. Unfortunately, however, we'e not monster-fucking on this one. Oh, no. No, no. Not that way, at least. There is consent involved in what Cannibal Siren does. Let's not get too far away from it, there is a monster in this one, and he's getting close to us in all the worst ways; Non-consentually. There is so much to be said about this one, and we will say it. And you will listen. And we will say more next episode, and hopefully you'll listen again. This is just part one of four, so let's just say that there are a lot more steps involved, here. What is this, AA? No, not unless AA stands for anonymous antagonism. And it doesn't. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(43:05) by Polterkiteshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It was a cold, wintery night when Scutch MacGee stumbled through my door. He was confused, parked in the wrong driveway, and immediately remarked on how he almost got stuck in patches of ice. We greeted each other as brothers, arms wrapped in a warm embrace. We sipped on Whiskey based on his first-born's namesake while we conversed about horror movies and shit to get excited about this upcoming year. Inevitably, a hush filled the room when he finally spoke up on what was on his mind. His kids. His kids and their ability to be startlingly spooky. He was joking, just like I'm joking now, but you look into a man's eyes and you just know… Somethings are the truth, and they can't be masked by humor. They're all too apparent. Just like how he's a parent: to some spooky kids. Anyways, then I made him read stories with me about creepy kids. LOLI Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Seven Year Old (54:28) by samhaysomhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/fiz4d0/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my_7yearold/I Had a Disturbing Conversation with my Neighbor's Ten Year Old Son (1:01:11) by samhaysomhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dp614a/i_had_a_disturbing_conversation_with_my/My Son's Camera Monitor Alerted in the Middle of the Night (1:14:24) by RisingMachttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bsrmy5/my_sons_camera_monitor_alerted_in_the_middle_of/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? Well, this episode happens. Not much more to say here, to be honest. We start with stuff I feel like I missed talking about in 2023 and then we move onto 2024, just to catch up on everything. There's some good, there's some bad, and there's some indifference from both of us and not just Mark. He has opinions, and you will hear them, I promise. No stories or reading this episode, just pure unadulterated movie criticism in lightning round nature. ENJOY. Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

So you've survived THE CUBE er- I mean, THE SQUARE (for copyright reasons) and you think you're home free, right? No religious allegories, no last minute judgement calls that wastes all your time, just you, me, the boys, and some open road. WRONG. SO WRONG. The BACKROOMS surround us as we find our way through a mysterious facility. Just a moment ago the space we were in was trying to kill us at almost every doorstep, now it seems to be every single hallway. Luckily, the Backrooms have taken on a life of their own and our players today might find some useful help, and JUST MAYBE they'll survive. Welcome to the Backrooms(14:36)Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

On the Twelfth creep of Christmas, Frowns gave to me… Depression. Seasonal depression, to be exact. Yes, this is the 12th Christmas episode we've had in the 8 years of having done this show and I feel like we've simultaneouslyhit the low and the bar on this one. The low because TWELVE seriously? TWELVE Christmas episodes? God damn it. The bar because this one features a story that actually creeped me out a bit. What the heck was that? Where did that come from? Well, Frowns, it just goes to show, you can still be surprised every once in a while. What I'm not surprised about, however, is Frowns getting so high that he has a laughing fit. It was edibles this year, so you're not going to hear the bong ripping with the yuletide bellows. No, we hit this one on the DL with some hearty edibles and apparently that was too much for Frowns. OH WELL. Some things never change. Hopefully we'll be able to stop doing these Christmas episodes soon… Stocking Stuffers (25:12) By Whitecrow233https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Stocking_StuffersThe Company I Work for has a Wonderful Christmas Tradition (32:39) By CreepyThomas0.https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Company_I_Work_for_Has_a_Wonderful_Christmas_TraditionThe Carolers (45:30) By MakRalstonhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_CarolersIf You Hear Sleigh Bells (59:57) By Ramunetanhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/If_You_Hear_Sleigh_BellsThe Naughty List (1:12:34) By RedNovaTyranthttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naughty_ListThe Strange Christmas Game (1:28:02) By Charlotte Riddellhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Strange_Christmas_GameSupport us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What is a friend to do when the other suggests to do something against both of their better judgement? Do we give in to the based and peer accusations of what it means to be human, to be an animal with no regret? Or do we limit ourselves, our potential, and return, seamlessly to the void to live in silence? No, I mean, yeah, we read Harry Potter erotic fan-fiction on this episode. Definitely. When you come to the fork in the road to do THAT or do something else, I feel like the worse-off path is the path that doesn't involve Harry Potter erotic fan-fiction, right? I don't think it's a tough call. I think it's easier said than done, and above all else, I feel like we're been here before. I feel a bit of… DEJA VU. It Could Only Happen to Harry (31:30)by HoosYourDaddyhttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/5446275/1/It-Could-Only-Happen-to-Harry I Live in a Tiny Boring Town with a Famous Haunted House (1:17:57) by Spaghetti_Mercuryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/odwtco/i_live_in_a_tiny_boring_town_with_a_famous/NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What can I say about Magic that hasn't already been said by someone either more stupid or more smart than me? I don't know, I don't think anyone can answer that question - So I asked WhereAmI? To come here and also not answer it - cause we gotta read a provocative story about some older dude lusting after a young “boy.” Yeah, you heard me. No, this wasn't on purpose and no I never vet my stories before we read them and YES I refuse to accept that the author did not know what they were doing when they wrote this story and had every line out of this “kids” mouth sound like he's wanting this old dude OP's attention. It gets weirder and weirder or as Alex would say “Curious and Curiouser” and I kinda hate it. Anyways, enjoy this - whatever this is. I know WhereAmI? did. I guess that's just the power of MAGIC. I'm a Magician and I'm Pretty Sure the Kid on Stage Actually Sawed a Lady in Half(36:37) by Magpie_Quillhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cnasz6/im_a_magician_and_im_pretty_sure_the_kid_onstage/NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It's fun to reminisce with friends about past horrors, right? Well, this one is a bit more literal as the first thing Royale w/ Cheese wanted to talk about was Halloween Ends and that's a past horror to me for all the wrong reasons. No, the name of the day is JASON EGAN and we're talking his IP based escape rooms offered off the strip in Las Vegas, NV. We first did The BLAIR WITCH, then we did SAW, and finished it with IT chapters 1 and 2. All were amazing. All were gush-able. But the crown jewel rests in Area 15 - let's talk MEOW WOLF. Maybe not. Keep the spoilers free, here. You need to go, you need to experience it yourself - just TRUST ME. GO. DO IT. But that's all that we covered as far as our recent trip to Sin City goes. I couldn't have this guy back for his second episode without reading SOMETHING though, right? Of course not. Let's get classic with it! We read a classic creepy pasta, submitted by our listener and patron TrevorTheWereFishy and then we go a NoSleep story I've been holding onto for a while. Strap in and strap on, folks. It's gonna be a long night! The Antiguan Giant (2:06:56)
https://www.creepypasta.com/the-antiguan-giant/
Budget Cinema by Dr_VonHugenstein (2:23:09)
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I'VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. AGAIN.You might also say WHEREAMI? AGAIN. Cause he's here too. We're back in Cali, baby. We went to Disneyland again but THIS TIME we got into the OOGIE BASH and it was pretty alright! OH NO, BUT REALLY, we're into the total again because it is our second time at Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood. I also wanted to take the time to talk about Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando FL this year, because I had attended with Alley Cat per our annual spooky trip. Lots to talk about this year, as the differences between CA and FL were many! More than I could have expected, to be frank. And I don't want to be him. I want to be me, Captain Death - because, basically, my cousin was sponsored in CA this year at the Monstruous 2 house cause he looked like a conquistador version of Captain Death even down to the muerte title; Very cool. Always love running into family. But for real - as much shit as we talk, this year wasn't that bad. It was just alright. And for HHN, that's okay. Just okay. But hopefully next year has more to look forward to. NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What can I say about dead celebrities that hasn't been said already? A lot actually. Which is why I'm not going to say anything. I'm really not. So anyways, we're continuing the investigation we last left off with on the previous episode. I mean, we have our answers, we know where things are going, right? Maybe not literally but how could you possibly know where part three is going to end. Will our loose cannon cops play by the rules? Will they even fire their weapons at innocent minorities? Not a real story if neither of those things are happening. Vampires are real, though. I'm not budging on that one. But I am edging on it. Anyways, enjoy the rest of this story with these here boys. They had a good time, because I know they did. I made them. DUH-DUHN. So We're About 99% Sure the New Guy in Town is a Vampire(20:33) by TheJesseClarkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7ipy4b/so_were_about_99_sure_the_new_guy_in_town_is_a/NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What can I say about vampires that hasn't already been said? Well, they live forever, so they have to be pretty savvy business men, right? Not what you expected me to say, either, huh? Well, it's not what I expected to be reading with this group of jack-offs. Or should I say jack-ONS because they were on this shit like flies. By that I mean, they read and performed pretty damn well, in my opinion. It's almost like they don't listen to my show because they were surprised by my performance several times as well, not to toot my own horn or anything but I have been doing this for like 8 years. I kinda feel like a vampire, you know what I mean? Maybe you don't. But you might. Anyways, what we expected was Fright Night and what we got was Law & Order. Am I complaining, not necessarily. Should I be? I'll let you be the judge. DUH-DUHN. So We're About 99% Sure the New Guy in Town is a Vampire(25:45) by TheJesseClarkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/7ipy4b/so_were_about_99_sure_the_new_guy_in_town_is_a/NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Everyone loves a good dog, right? I mean, if you don't, I don't trust you. I don't think you deserve my trust if you don't love a good doggo. I know someone who loves good pups: Midnight Bride. She's got herself a good little goblin faced, Steve Buscemi of a dog. She's a sweet lil sprinkle-bear. She can't help that she was born with the face of a bat and the body of a chihuahua. But I digress, we're here to talk about a couple things like young love and more importantly and often over-looked, young hate. I think we need to bring young hate back. Young hate doesn't get enough attention despite being like the crux of a lot of good 80's movies. There's always like a nemesis or a bully of some kind and they always get their comeuppance, right? Well, let's see if this story does more of the same, cause there's a chance this can be sad. I hope this isn't sad. I hope this is nice and fun and full of young hate. Fuck young love. What can I say, I'm Aerosmith; aka JADED. Good Dog(24:16) by Shannon Higdonhttps://www.creepypasta.com/good-dog/NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What conclusion awaits us at the end of this thrilling chapter? Something trivial that will tie everything up way too nicely despite all the questions and remaining answers and issues are directly in front of our literal fingertips, right? No, again, no inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. Just Grimes. Just a big old bitch of a stone statue. The possibilities have been emptied with Ramses Vanderslice on today's episode and as we come to an end, I can't help but think that this is just Borrasca V all over again. This one just kinda ends out of nowhere for lack of circumstantial reasons, just like my relationship with my previously mentioned ex-girlfriend. I'm not gonna say it sucks. It doesn't suck as bad as the last one. It's hard to think that the same person who wrote part one and also wrote parts two and three, but here we are. I'm sure part three was thought up before part two was because it just moves better and tries its damndest to answer questions left by chapter one, but like… not in a great way. If you ask me, she should've just stayed home or moved on with her life after part one. This didn't need a sequel. It's like Prometheus or Alien Covenant. The Xenomorph is scarier when it's not explained, just like Grimes. Stop milking Grimes. Let Grimes rest. Death of Deepwoods, PA(17:04)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What mysteries lie in the fictional town of Lannenberg(burg?) Pennsylvania? Who knows because it doesn't actually exist and I'm confused as to why this is a plot point when it could have just taken place in Harrisburg. No inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. But yes, yes, a giant demon statue made of stone and sin called Metar- I mean -GRIMBUS. The possibilities are narrowing with Ramses Vanderslice on today's episode and as the chapters go on, my hope dwindles further, just like my previously mentioned ex-girlfriend. This one sucks, and not in the same way and not in a good way. Why does this chapter exist - ah, yes - to pad the plot of what the next part is because that was clearly thought up before this part was. Huzzah. Mystery solved. Why is our character motivated to this degree? Who knows. Trauma apparently works that way, says the author, but Trauma don't work that way says me - but I'm not an author, I'm just some asshole online. Enjoy! Return to Deepwoods, PA(41:50)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What mysteries lie deep in the woods of Pennsylvania. Inbred, redneck melon-heads? Regular old, garden variety homeless people? A giant demon statue made of stone and sin? The possibilities are endless here on Lotsa Pasta with our guest Ramses Vanderslice. I know we last had a really silly Halloween but Ramses is back to get into a multi-chapter story with me this time, reminiscent of our time checking out The Showers and I do mean THE Showers and not just any old shower. Go listen to those two episodes if you don't believe me. They're good! This one, also good! The restraint with chapter one or The Lost Town section of Deepwoods, PA is very entertaining. Let's just see if the author can keep it up. Sounds like something my ex girlfriend used to say. Alls well that ends well, right? WRONG - never go in the secret basement hatch inscribed with latin. NEVER. Just like my ex-girlfriend's place.The Lost Town of Deepwoods, PA(34:12)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Cannibal Siren and I are on another level today. We're operating on a whole other spectrum. An AUTISTIC spectrum. No, not really. We just got that synergy going on. Oh, I mean, SINergy. Right, cause we both full of that godly No-No. What's more in style with the kids now-a-days, being all shitty and stupid or being reliable and respectful. That's not a question for a reason, we know the answer. Get to it, folks. We're here reading a couple short stories from NoSleep because we would rather spend time NOT recording with one another. This isn't the last time we'll see Cannibal, in fact, I hear from her every week, but it is the last time I'll see her IRL for a while, so this was happy time to spend with her. And her cats. It was a good time. My Sugar Daddy Asks Me for Weird Favors(48:05)The Limping Woman(1:09:26)My Student Submitted the Most Disturbing “Living History” Project I've Ever Seen(1:24:54)Something Happened 63 Years Ago That's Haunted Me my Entire Life. I've Never Told Anyone About It - Until Now(1:44:55)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

We're back in the kingdom of HO-HOs and Lititz, PA. Yes, that's right, the SOFA Kingdom, to be exact. This time, joined by the royal family as Sofa Queen also joins us on spectator duty while the King and I have our jolly time. That being said, these stories were random as all hell but also fun as all hell and I blame all of that on Sofa King - he's just that kinda guy. He read through my list, he checked it twice, he found these ones to be the weirdest and I'm just along for the ride. The same way you're along for the ride. Well, not the EXACT same, but you get my point. Buckle in - we're going places. Are they fun places? Not really. They're dangerous and weird. But we're INTO that. RIGHT? Right. 10 Years as an Escort and this was Not in my Job Description(40:53)I Found a USB Stick AKA The Long Face(1:10:29)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

I meant to sing a little song to Scutch when I saw him a couple months ago and recorded this episode but I forgot. Of course, it's because I got too drunk and because I was too excited to talk to him about Game of Thrones and Aliens. You know, the usual. Why wouldn't I be excited about that, Scutch is one of my favorite people on the show because of his life experience and perspective on things and talking to people about Aliens(and Game of Thrones) tells you a lot about a person; Like, for example, if they suck or not. As you know or as you're about to see, neither myself nor Scutch MacGee suck. We're realistic and fun and think that Game of Thrones was ruined by two directors and their egos and that aliens absolutely exist and we're just here for it. Any aspect of it, really. We're here for all the tall and short fuckers out there as long as they're spying on us, keeping us in check on a galactic level, and not being overtly weird about it. That would be hella awkward. We might actually care, then. Good thing we don't. Good thing we care MORE about how much Game of Thrones sucks than about the existence of other life forms being 100% confirmed by our government. Yeah, that checks out. Here's some stories: A Mist Between Blue and Grey(1:29:47)This is Not a Place of Honor(1:41:04)The Real Reason my Husband Shot Himself(1:55:58)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Grandpa really puts life in perspective. Sometimes you just get caught up chasing things you don't understand and next thing you know, you're old, and broken, and telling your grandson a bunch of bullshit because your brain doesn't work right anymore and almost everyone you know is dead. Crazy. Anyways, here's some more stories! Who knows which direction they'll go. Did you understand the last episode? Did you have questions? Of course you did. Are they ever going to be answered? Of course not, because a good storyteller never shows their hand as the card players would say. They got dirty fucking hands and this detective won't stand for it. He'll sit and get lost and confused and end up regretting everything. My Grandpa, a Retired Homicide Detective, just Told Me the Case that still Keeps Him Up at Night(15:17)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: 
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The Deputy is back and he killed the Sheriff himself. What more need be said? A lot, I suppose. Join us for some NIGHT SWIM and join us for some more hard-boiled cops that play by the rules. No, nothing weird about that. Totally by-the-books procedural here. Nothing out of the ordinary going on. Just regular old story-time with Grandpa. Definitely no nightmare inspiring unsolved mysteries here. Definitely nothing that's managed to haunt this old man until his final days. Definitely no dead kids, either. Who's asking? Really? No, seriously. Now I'm concerned. There's nothing wrong with Grandpa OR his stories, okay? Now, tuck in for night-night, drink your glass of warm milk, and open up your butt, cause we're coming in. My Grandpa, a Retired Homicide Detective, just Told Me the Case that still Keeps Him Up at Night(24:34)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

So, Slappy haunted my dreams as a kid, that's no surprise. I'll talk about that forever. I'll talk about how the Goosebumps TV show haunted me as a kid. That's fine. Curse me, if you will. But maybe it is all rose-tinted shades from here on out or really, what are a couple of 30-year old men doing reading Goosebumps anyway? Are we really that far out of the recommended audience to glean anything from these narratives? Yes. Yes, I think we honestly are. Does that mean we're going to stop reading them? Of course not. It's too funny to stop now. Plus, Mr. Skellybones and I are having one hell of a time doing so. Just pals pallin' around, you know. Taking a dip in the cold lake together. Skinny dipping, as it were. And let me tell you, we're not the only boners in this lake, either. Just another reason not to send your kids away to camp, right? How many episodes revolve around this, I mean - never mind. Let's get to it. The Curse of Camp Cold Lake - Goosebumps #56 (21:26)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

I'm gonna make that joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, now. Well, I guess I already did, didn't I? Christmas is supposed to be a day about getting together with the family or those close enough to be blood, and sharing some special time with each other where you don't just sniff each others farts and lick each others assholes. I mean, if you end up doing either of those literal things, good for you, but you can do that on any other day and it'd be fine too. Christmas, as I was saying, isn't supposed to be about a gross amount of red spidery creatures attacking the neighborhood and scaring everyone, only to get mowed down in a second act effort seamlessly. Oops. Spoilers. Merry Christmas every one, I give you the gift of not giving a fuck. What can I say? I'm still pretty drugged up since Christmas Eve. Every Year on Christmas Eve my Parents Drug Us. I Found Out Why(13:06)By u/catinthecupboard on r/nosleepNEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

I'd make a joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, but it seems too easy. The truth is, I drug myself throughout this entire season. I can't stand it, to be honest. The entire capitalist, competitive spirit of gift-giving mixed with overbearing debt and rising suicide rates and low mental health for the entirety of winter keeps me as dreary and bleak as the 5PM snow-blind darkness. But hey, yeah, let's all pretend to be okay with one another and ourselves long enough to have a good holiday, yeah? At least I have my best friend by my side to read a wonderful two-parter with, right? This story is good, after all, and I'm glad we found it at the time we did - tis the season and all. What an apt title, after all. Every Year on Christmas Eve my Parents Drug Us. I Found Out Why(42:21)By u/catinthecupboard on r/nosleepNEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

BUT YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS. Ain't that right people? Today's episode introduces us to a new guest that needs a perfect introduction in an otherwise perfect little contained episode. Royale w/ Cheese wanted to get broken in on some of the King and who am I to supply him with anything but. This is the third time we're reading King, as we've read The Jaunt and The Raft on two other episodes, but today we're gonna read a couple of his shorter features off of well known collection. Royale w/ Cheese curated this episode, folks, so it really can't be better. What a way to celebrate our SEVEN YEAR anniversary, huh? It may not look like it or even sound like it to everyone else, but the reason I chose to celebrate with Kitty aka Torus Filth earlier this month and then bring in a new player like Royale w/ Cheese is just to show how far we've come - these are two fans who started off as you: listeners of the show. I remember starting the show and doing the work as early as November 2016 and here we are in November of 2023 doing the LORD'S WORK, people. HAIL TO THE KING, INDEED. Battleground(26:58)Strawberry Spring(53:46)The Ledge(1:24:30)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

The world is changed. I feel it in the creeps. I feel it in the pasta. I smell it in the weed. Much that once was across the fucking planet is now here, for those of us crazy enough to accept it. It began with the forging of a spooky podcast. Three close friends gathered, seeking immortality amongst the internet sovereign. Seven trolls, great trouble makers and jokesters of the caverns old. And nine or so or maybe some other number of regular ass people, I don't know, I've lost count, who all else desired saving from their boredom. For within this podcast was bound some seriously listenable shit to govern the interwebs. But they were all of them deceived, for the biggest fan was waiting. Deep in the land of New Zealand, in the mountains of… well, New Zealand, the super fan Kitty aka Torus Filth forged a desire and into it poured her greatest stoner attributes and loving tendencies. One fan to rule them all. How to Survive in Hell(35:06)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Today is a personal episode for me. I don't share much about my personal life and I do that on purpose as to not mix what it is about performing on this show with what it means for me to live my life as myself. You see, what I do here on this program is put on a performance, much like in my life, to display that of a regular, spooky-loving dude. But really, it is much more than that. I live the spook life. I am the spook. And this extends to my girlfriend, Alley Cat. She didn't start out my girlfriend on the show, but she became my girlfriend during the show. It's a long story in itself and it goes back almost 19 years, so I'm not going to get into it. What I am going to get into, however, is what we do in our spare time together and where we choose to spend our time together. One of those special places to us is Halloween Horror Nights. I came up with a ranking system, and we're going to take a nice stroll down memory lane to discuss my first time going with my brothers in 2019 to my most recent trip to Orlando in 2023 with Alley Cat. I hope you enjoy this as this is a big part of our lives together and what you see here is just a snapshot of what it means to be a part of our spooky relationship. NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What can I say, I'm sentimental. I appreciate nostalgia. I like to get back to the classics every once in a while, remind myself where we came from and what we grew out of. And that's why we're going to read some dumb ass, stupid ass stories on todays episode. Really get the blood flowing, you know? These are all submissions and recommendations from a listener of ours Danny, and I hope he hears this(reads this). The stories you picked for us today brought us great joy. They're awful. Mostly. They're mostly awful. And we loved every second of it. Thank you, Danny. Whether that was your intention or not, thank you so much. Ramses and I hope you have a happy Halloween. Turn Me On, Dead Man(28:58) Pass It On(44:21)Dead Man's Mouth(57:27)Neighbors(1:09:29)My Music Box(1:13:50)The Dollmaster(1:18:59)A Small Piece of Lead(1:25:44)The Painting(1:51:21)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

So, the Devil walks into a bar. No, that isn't the start to a joke or anything, I'm literally telling you the Devil just walked into the bar. Fine, don't believe me. But let me tell you, she looks hot as hell. What can I say, a fiery redhead always makes my tongue dry. And what better to whet the whistle than some whiskey. That'll do the trick. Let's hear what she has to say, shall we? I hope it's interesting. I hope she's into me. I hope we can make some nice anti-christ babies together. Wouldn't that be something. Shit, I'm getting ahead of myself. This meet-cute has gone off the rails and we only just met. How romantic. I Met Someone Who Claimed to be the Devil and I Think I Believe Them(18:24)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

I'VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. You might even say, WHEREAMI? No, really, you might say that, cause he is here too. Where? CALIFORNIA, BITCHES. We went to Disneyland cause he's never been but ALSO we went to Super Nintendo World because that's over here too. OH, NO, BUT REALLY, the thing that this episode is about - obviously. Look at the title. It was WhereAmI?'s first time going to Halloween Horror Nights and we decided California was the right place to take his cherry. You know, because of the previously mentioned birds we're stoning. WHILE ON THE TOPIC OF STONING, holy shit. California. You're nuts. The THC levels you guys are throwing around on the daily in your shops is fucking insane, no wonder you guys are so dumb. I took one puff of a dog walker and left the fucking planet. It brought a whole new meaning to Space Mountain. Anyways. Enjoy some rambling! No stories! Less work for me! Yay! NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Quick episode gets quick write-up intro. Tom Bongbadil was in town, I strapped him down to a chair and made him read with me. That's it. Wanna fight about it? I wouldn't. We read two no sleep stories this episode, and both are OKAY. Nothing ground breaking, nothing amazing, but fun to read nonetheless. OH, and the episode begins with a nostalgic breakdown of a game we play where we basically LARP. More of that in other episodes, but just wanted to recap for posterity. You know, some things I do for myself and no one else. I mean, maybe my friends too. Maybe. If they listen to this. Which they don't. God damn it. Just listen to the episode, okay. The Good Thomas Shea(18:46)It isn't satan. It isn't monsters. It isn't the government. It isn't a serial killer. It isn't aliens. It isn't demons. It isn't nuclear. It isn't solar storms(47:40)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What can I say about Not Hot But Spicy forums that hasn't been said in this episode or any of the other 7 episodes? Nothing. That's right, NOTHING. If you've gotten this far, you know what we're all about and I'm not gonna pretend like you don't. Well, I am, in the episode itself I am, yes, but for this short description and time-stamp list, I'm gonna be a cock and say that you're fine, everything is fine, listen to the episode: it's fine. Torus Filth AKA Kitty is back as our #1 fan reincarnated as an even BETTER #1 fan of the show that wears all of her merchandise to the point of its detriment to society. It's fine, she lives in New Zealand, I don't know how things work over there. She could be committing arson wearing our merch and I'd still be proud as fuck. Anyways, these episodes are fun because they're short and sweet and to the point - so let's get it.Christoph(28:11)Personal Story for the Arachnophobes Out There(42:08)Citizen insane(47:30)Corridor - Watching, Waiting(54:31)Coulrophobia - The Man on the Rim of the World(1:01:16)The Wall Caller(1:08:29)The Phantom of the Silly Tourist Dinner Theatre(1:14:13)Ghost Pup(1:20:42)Crackerman(1:23:58)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

You ever get released from your really strict and kinda crazy mental asylum just to go to another mental asylum that isn't as bad? Me too. I have feelings about this ending. They're not good feelings. They're feelings I usually associate with bowel movements. You wanna talk OWLS? Nah, me neither. They're weird and boring and like to throw up. I mean, yeah, they're cool but WHO cares. Bit of an owl joke for ya. I know, it was bad. But not as bad as the ending of this story. Do we have a sense of humor still? Maybe, I'll let you be the judge of that. I would say yes, because I know we try our best but sometimes the best just doesn't do it, and I assume the author was saying the same thing when he wrote this. Enjoy how a story can end crazy and make you think the narrator really was crazy the entire time. CRAZY. Summer of Vengeful Dead in Wichita Falls, TX(47:17)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

You ever get blamed for a murder you didn't commit and get institutionalized because you plead insanity instead of going to jail? Yeah, me neither. I wonder where we're going to go from here. Who can tell what is real and what is not, especially when that was kinda the point of the first ‘part' of this series. Mineral Wells lingers as much as the CRAZY WATER does, so what even are expectations. “Who flew over the cuckoos' nest?” I hear you asking, well, I don't have the answer, and when I tried asking Deputy Dewey all he said was Jack Nicholson. I don't know what the guy from Batman and The Shining has to do with any of this, but I'm about to sign up for Anger Management, you know what I'm saying? You don't? Well, listen to the story. It's a harrowing tale of how far a cop can fall and how some fucked up doctors can turn this into a winning combination. Welcome To Smithfield: My Time in a Mental Institution for a Crime I Didn't Commit - Mineral Wells Saga Part Two(1:12:30)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

You ever get stopped by the cops and have no idea what's going on despite having just fled a murder scene and know you're completely innocent and that ghosts are to blame? Yeah, me either. Deputy Dewey stopped me on the way home today and said he wanted to check my trunk for some bones and I thought it was a euphemism for anal and let's just get to the point here: I was wrong. He was really telling me that he wanted to hang out and read a story from NoSleep with some gumption. Some length. Some real meat on dem bones, you know what I'm saying? Of course you do, you've been listening to this show long enough to know that we all got bones and we all got meat and some people got more meat than each other but we all got the same bones and those bones are fine and strong and inside of all of us and I've lost the plot but yeah, I've said it before and I'll say it again, ARE YOU A GODDAMN COP? IF YOU'RE A FUCKING COP, YOU BETTER TELL ME, MAN. Enjoy! I am a Police Officer in a Small Town in Texas and I Have Some Strange Stories to Tell(43:48)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

How do YOU feel about fossils, folks? I feel pretty good about them, myself. They're bones, I'm bones, so we're all bones. I get that. I feel good about that, like I said. I also feel pretty good about the stories we read on this episode. Yeah, we get off track as per the usual, but we read some really great stuff today and I'm excited to see what everyone thinks about it. Sleep Paralysis is incredibly interesting me, and so is the idea of the afterlife or even the tight-rope of life and death. What lengths we go to in order to hold onto the things we love the most. Crazy. Crazy stuff, right? I'd say that shit's just about as crazy as fossils. My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Actually a Pretty Chill Guy(32:46)Maria on the Moon(1:24:08)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Lets get back to what made this show so special in the first place. Let's pick random stories from a huge list and have no expectations about what we're getting into and how the title may or may not hit its mark. What? No, that's not what we always do, even with some of our series! That's impossible. That could never be the truth. We can't possibly, also, talk for like an hour before reading any of these stories. That doesn't happen either. And we're definitely not high. And definitely not just talking about random shit before also reading some stories while also smoking more and more throughout the episode. Yeah, no. None of that happens, right Glitch? RIGHT. Faces in the Flowers(1:06:02)My Town Stays Inside When the Wind Blows from the West(1:26:45)Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky(1:51:20)Don't Let Them In(2:14:25)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Is this going to be better or more exciting than the other part? No, not really. I'm just laying it all out there that we totally didn't know what we were getting into and that's why it's so disappointing now that we're on the other side. This is probably even the same author from the first part revisiting his same story/ARG years later and trying to blow it all back up to get things going again. This is funny, though. This is a funny episode. I do stand by that because I do think we find a way to make this material more interesting and easy to listen to despite how poorly written it is. Yeah, I'm being an armchair critic, and WhereAmI? Is adding gas to the fire like he does; But after doing this for 7-8 years, you learn a thing or two. And one of those THANGS is when a bad story is bad.I Think a Nosleep May Be Real AKA Unearthing the Ransom Saga(24:22)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What can I say about this next series with WhereAmi? That already hasn't been said on some of his other episodes… We're easily excitable. We over-exaggerate. We use hyperbole a bunch. We're eager. We get into the hype. And that… honestly, promotes a set up for disappointment. And that disappointment usually comes in the form of #wasdemons. Yes, folks, we have another #wasdemons two part story with WhereAmi? To go through. Is it bad? Uh…. No? Not entirely? Could it have been better? Almost infinitely. It has so much promise at the jump that almost immediately deflates upon landing. More like pierced intimately on a bed of Sharpe Cutco knives. Alas, we have fun here. My Hometown Doesn't Exist(20:05)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

New season, new talent. What can I say? We gotta keep the train rolling and we gotta keep picking up passengers and sharing the load. Fucking fat load, you know what I'm saying. Fucking HUGE load for Lotsa Pasta, right? RIGHT. So who better to spread that load than a married couple. First married couple on the show? That's cute. And you know one of them already, Midnight Bride was introduced with her single last season, so she's back again, and she's dragging the ol' balls and chain with her - the husband. And when it came time to translate his particular sunny disposition, I thought what better way than illustrating him as the complete opposite of his dearly beloved. We got Afternoon Groom and the Midnight Bride on today's episode folks and ain't we lucky to be here recording the Spaghetti and Meatballs podc- I mean - the Lotsa Pasta Podcast today. I was glad to get this two-fer on the couch and hopefully they'll be back soon for another smattering of the spooks soon! Let's get spooky: TOO SPOOKY. Stay in Bed(29:50)Stranger Danger(56:03)The Field Out Back(1:15:24)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What better way to break up a massive sausage fest with a bunch of hunky boys than by calling in our favorite resident soul sucking temptress from the deep: Cannibal Siren. I know it probably only seems like a single episode between our last reading of STORIES TO READ ALONE AT NIGHT but I was excited after talking to Mark over at One-Page-Wonder(the author of all Stories to Read Alone at Night) and wanted to finish his current catalog of horror. Cannibal Siren, right along with me, eager to dive in, we get through three more of Mark's amazing tales. It's a simple episode after the madness and mayhem that was the Square, but that's how we keep the balance here. Lotsa Pasta isn't all a shit-show, right? We can have a semblance of structure. What better way than to visit one of our favorite authors and do what we do best. The Duplex(9:50)Marci Travels(20:03)Neyna(47:02)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

WELCOME TO THE THUNDER-DOME, FUCKERS. I mean, uh, scratch that, uh, welcome to the… square? Right, that's what this is called? Yeah. The SQUARE. Not the cube, we didn't have time for that. That's too much. I'm lazy. We needed something that did less. Thus, the Square. If you've seen the cube, you get the gist. We wake up. We don't know where we are. We're in new clothes, our things taken from us, and all we have is doors and rooms. Some rooms: safe. Some rooms: really not safe at all. The OPPOSITE of safe. Like DEAD. LIKE BAD DEAD. Anyways, this is the most people I've ever had on one episode, that's cool! Organizing this and putting it together, not so much! I hope this amounts to something listenable as I edited it in three days! YAY! You wanted more podcast? Yeah? Well, now, I proudly present: 8 hunks yelling at each other. Enjoy. NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

What an episode awaits us today, in this new year. The first of its kind, an interview of sorts, we welcome an AUTHOR to join us at the table of tomfuckery. MARK! AKA One Page Wonder AKA Stories to Read Alone at Night author joins us for a brief chat and story today, and I couldn't be happier with how it turned out. What a guy, to sit there and deal with Cannibal Siren and I as we both gush and crush on this dudes stories. And what a guest he is, not only dealing with our badgering questions but bringing a whole NEW spanking story to the show JUST FOR US - never before read or released online. What a momentous occasion, for real FOR REAL. This is definitely a milestone in Losta Pasta history - and hopefully, not the last! Amazing Bill Day(33:20)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Oh, cum all ye faithful. Cum right here and now, please. Come listen to this week's Christmas episode. YES, another one of these. And I incorrectly thought it was our tenth - it's actually our ninth, BIG DEAL. And guess who's back for another Christmas episode? Tenron Otrin! Yes, for his second Christmas episode! Nice. Oh, and Frowns McBooHoo is here too, I guess. Nothing new and exciting there. This shit is his idea after all. I hate these stupid fucking Christmas stories. I suppose it breaks up the monotony, though. We often take ourselves too seriously sometimes and some years we're due some self-reflection. And what does that reflection reveal? How fucking stupid we could be, yes. That's it. These Christmas stories suck and I apologize to NOBODY. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New year, you fucks. We'll see you on the other side. The Santa at the Mall(41:02)Christmas Nightmare(55:06)No Gifts this Year(1:18:57)A Heartwarming Christmas Tale(1:34:08)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

Aliens. What more do I need to say. They are a wonder to us humans, as there is no definable evidence out there that we are alone or otherwise. That's why we, here on Lotsa Pasta, like to get stoned and talk about it - because there is no wrong answer. You can never be too calm or too crazy when talking about aliens. Got a personal experience, let's hear it. Had a dream about being anally probed, share with the class. Let's dissect this shit to the best of our abilities, yeah? On today's episodes, I have some of the most important scientists I know: Spum & Kumm. Wait, did I say scientists? I meant assholes. When I asked them what they wanted to do, Kumm lit up like a Christmas tree and said, “Let's talk about aliens.” Word. Shadows on the Wall(40:42)Some Shooting Stars Aren't Meant to be Wished Upon(51:43)We Discovered Something in Deep Space(1:02:08)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

It's the last understatement for this part of the series folks, as we've reached our finale on what it means to live in the embodiment of spooky. The atmosphere: spooky. The residents: spooky. The elevator: spooky. The landlord: spooky. Me, I'm well spooked. Cannibal Siren is loving this shit, however, and even though I'm spooked, I am too. This is peak Reddit NoSleep, folks. I don't think I've been this jazzed since the Left-Right Game and it might just be nostalgia saying that, but it's not often you find such an eclectic ensemble of characters in a story so rich. If there's more to come of Kate and her story living in this spooky-ass apartment building, we'll be sure to revisit it. But, for now, enjoy the finale folks. Let's see this shit through.The Previous Tenant of my New Flat Left a Survival Guide(29:39)NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH:www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE:www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD:www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.