Magic for Humanz

hey jackie! feeling better?really, matt... again? had to rely on jared to solve all your problems?i mean... yeah...well jackie is sick again, and we have no other choice.another patchwork 'lost episode'?let er rip, jared.frankenstein's episode number 2!-magical humanzSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

hey jackie,happy friendaversary buddy!six months, to the day. feels like a week. love ya to pieces.aside from me being 2 days late, at least we brought a normal episode with usApologies to everyone, life can be like life sometimes, ya know?,fun week. apocalypses, hypotheticals, DARE, religion, who takes more teeth? dumb people, darwinism, natural selection, idiots live forever, drugs, i lost to a ladder, a FUGGIN LADDER?! really??!, bucket lists, trauma, perceived trauma, ranking traumas (dont do that), phone unlock rhythms, and finally:nick nah nick nick nah nick nick nickthis unlocks my phone (nickelodeon) -matthttps://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

hey jackie!wow seems like we're all getting royally boned by life these last two weeks huh?it's ok. i have a solution. and a huge shoutout to PODZILLA and Jared for making my dreams come true.remember all those episodes that got stopped for any number of reasons before they were long enough to be an episode?lets just patch them together this week, and get back to it next week.frankenstein's episode! or frankensode!!!https://magicforhumanz.com-mattSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

so jackie and i headed to colorado to FINALLY meet and get to the finale of this 'catfish' / truman show nightmare that I've been trapped in.turns out my paranoia got the best of me, was just an amazing week with 3 of the nicest people i've ever met.jackie, u have a good time too?the catatonia in coloradothe destruction in denverthe love-tap at the dispensary.... (dont ask)Jared and Dani have a show. Horror movies, hilarity, honest-reviews? is the alliteration adequate?The Wrong Horror Fan:https://thewronghorror.libsyn.com/Dani is such a sweetheart, please go support her:https://www.thatwitchnextdoor.com/https://www.arcanaherbal.com/https://open.spotify.com/show/0PkApYjicotpd9udfhqUWgNeed editing for your:Music? Pod? Sextape?call Jared - Podzilla:https://www.fiverr.com/podzillaflying with drugs? check that bag, carry-on is a fool's errand.word.we just parted ways (yeah, 12 hours ago) so im still weepy.see u next week.lovehumanzSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

hey Jackie! we meet tomorrow. good lord, what a ride. so.... it's been fun... haha. i hope the witch nice. i hope our editor looks like good guy greg after all.but i digress - this hour is about you. you got pregnant, remember? something about Grayson and your uterus? uteri? uterissies? you had a child. the pregnancy was bad, a lot of :crying, doctor visits, time in hospital, pain, crying, hunger, mom issuesbut now we have Artemis!no not the new NASA programif this hour is about you why did i talk so much? hehsee ya tomorrow, buddy.-mfhSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

EPISODE 20!with SUPER special guest Sex Psychologist Dr. Darya.jackie, remember when you thought it would be fun to interview a sexpert?that was just uncomfortable.It was all such a blur, between all the quotes, the books, the mormonisms, the anti mormonisms, the open marriages, the premarital sexes, the catholic upbringings still fuggin us up, porn addictions, isolations, sex addictions, drugs, attachments, copings.for being a therapy focused show, this may be the closest thing we get to actual help, eh jackie?Dr. Darya Herself - https://www.windsofchangecounseling.com/IG: @windsofchange_counseling - https://www.instagram.com/windsofchange_counseling/FB: @windsofchangecounseling - https://www.facebook.com/WindsofChangeCounseling/Darya Recommended -Attachment Styles:https://www.instagram.com/p/CAty3e3h_oH/?igshid=1krn0sdq7oocwEsther Perell Books 2 in 1 - State of Affairs and Mating in Captivity:https://www.amazon.com/dp/9123649011/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_RaIBFbP0JH98MqHold Me Tight (book geared towards couples):https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0011UGLQK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_YcIBFbP02A3R6Family Proclamation:https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/the-family-a-proclamation-to-the-world/the-family-a-proclamation-to-the-world?lang=engSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Jackie, i booked a sex psychologist for next week! so why dont we just spend the whole week talking about sex?sex, pronunciations, sex, recognize, sex, you all, sex, hampers and hamsters, sex, spinners, more sex, matt wreckanizes matt, sex, see? it aint so awkward anymorenext week - we disappoint a professional psychologist!most used words this week (most used down) (descending):relationship, sex, happy, girls, people, feel, dating, understand, person, preferences, open, pretty, working, attracted, recognize, male, called, kelsey, weirdthank you,mfh and friendslinks to find/listen/watch/subscribe to us on every possible service are all located here:https://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

you all feel like we are being cooked in a pressure cooker? anyone else losing grasp of time? ughJackie, DISTRACTION! changing? growing? bleak for sure. you wanna fill my jar?! i hope you brought candy and hugs and spoons, little spoons. lots of em. being held feels great. dont get stuck in between. afterlife potentials and possibilities. again, dont get stuck in between, affecting lives, reincarnation, too deep, ANOTHER DISTRACTION! 14 hour flights on xanax, customs forms in tokyo, and again, somehow more.next week - matt learns about the birds and the beesthank you, mfh and friendslinks to find/listen/watch/subscribe to us on every possible service are all located here:https://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

back to basics120+ days - can you believe it, jackie?welcome back, dude. you scared matt for a second.cuddly fries, zodiacs, 3s, 12s, quarters too? laughter, inaudible, laughter, inaudible, matt dropped something, BLEEP, cockroach babies, spider babies, life is beautiful, deciding based on potential fun (in Joules please), more of Matt's drug history unfurls, pumping yourself in the home depot parking lot, should we commit ourselves? and somehow more!thank you,mfh and friendslinks to find/listen/watch/subscribe to us on every possible service are all located here:https://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

hey... mmmember when matt barely made the cutoff?my much older younger brother TIM IS BACK!parenting styles, rough days, lost in microphone land, Hitlers new popularity in Asia, Hitler Cafes, Truman Show Syndrome and inability to be able to prove it, existing in less dimensions, Matt summarizes book summary (he can't read), shitting your pants as an adult, the five love languages, what do you need? what do you give? getting high brow, DISTRACTION!, diarrhea, insult words, 'smear the queer' and other stuffslove you all,except you, steve, you know what you didthank you,mfh and friendslinks to find/listen/watch/subscribe to us on every possible service are all located here:https://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

The first person that tells me a joke I haven't heard and makes me smile/chuckle/laugh/chortle/etc. is welcome to be the guest on our next episode (if they want). Text/Call me (Matt!) 480-766-2131I have always considered the circumstances, events, results, and just everything surrounding the coincidence/fate/destiny/serendipity of meeting Jackie wildly profound, but add in Jared and Dani now.All of this had to happen:I had to be crying when i tried to call a friend back, hit the wrong button, and got Jackie on the phone who had just called me Jackie had to have misdialed me first, I had to randomly choose Jared as our editor, which means I had to pick a random editor from Fiverr, aka I had to choose Fiverr, Jackie had to discuss Magic for over an hour during e3. Jared had to still be our editor 2 episodes later, he also had to connect the dots and offer her to us as a guest. Dani had to say yes, and then meet us and get along with us, and all of this also brought the title of this podcast/show together, despite it being a joke/challenge to compete with Netflix. 'Magic for Humanz', and we added a witch after episode 3.Gashoooo & Choo Choo,MfH GangLike horror flicks? films? movies? Jared and Dani have a show. They pick horror movies and pit them head to head and review/rate them. They just did La Llorona vs the Child's Play remake.The Wrong Horror Fan:https://thewronghorror.libsyn.com/( I definitely didnt cry when i heard what you said about us in this last episode)Get a reading from Dani, the RIGHT witch, a de-hexing because your enemies sent you cursed crystals in the mail, and maybe she'll teach you a kitchen spell to help you on that date next week.https://www.thatwitchnextdoor.com/https://www.arcanaherbal.com/Need editing? Jared, Podzillahttps://www.fiverr.com/podzillaLinks to find/listen/watch/subscribe to us on every possible service are all located here:https://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Wow, episode 14 - you guys are killing it! We have a very large (and growing) loyal fan base. I have no idea what we are doing, but people seem to enjoy it. Anyway, thank you all again, Every like, subscribe, review, even just listening helps us beyond belief.Week 14 - Whats new?Jackie and Matt discuss the internet's collective realization that our dreams may have paid actors in them. Matt takes guess 43 about what deja vu is. Matt's brother, Tim, and his roving band of pirates stealing his drug packages from the USPS drivers. Wake up sex and why its great, the point of marriage, and we both define what cheating means to us. Then a very very very deep delve into what an open marriage is as described to a BARELY millenial me, Matt, (33) by a whonkowswhatGen, Jackie, (Young 20s)Do you have any open marriage questions? What is cheating to you?Please call in 4692696971 or send an email to questions@magicforhumanz.comGashoooo & Choo Choo,MfH GangWe want this show to be more interactive, so talk to us, pitch us an idea, or topic, or question:: http://magicforhumanz.com/ask-or-tell-us-anythingquestions@magicforhumanz.com469-269-6971 Please subscribe, rate, reviewApple:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/magic-for-humanz/id1516639215Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/3JW52bt33sE6l9zh46FvGlGoogle:https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTM2NDIwLnJzcw==Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ASupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

wow jackie, we've known each other three whole months already?!still have not met, but flights are booked and plans are made. listen to the episode for some initial unconfirmed details without much excitement. we will fill you in with full excitement and details next week.so, episode 13.we have a solid 5 star rating on iTunes after 21 rankings and 13 written reviews!thank you, so much. this episode includes more thank yous for that and our many other recent accolades. topics include, jackie is backie!, matt's tarot obsession, matt growing up over coddled, how women and men (jackie and i) differ in handling being sick, my need for constant praise and criticism, Jackie's food anxieties (cut short due to audio issue), matt fattening up 9 years ago, why matt sees a dreamboat hunk in mirrors but sees a fat slob in pictures, aunt brian's apartment, the wonder woman museum, the antique dildo museum, our beautiful witch, thank yous, jackie choking, jackie referring to saving her own life as the heimlich 'remover', and do latinxs use the term latinx or is that an american luxury? i stand by it.Gashoooo & Choo Choo,MfH GangWe want this show to be more interactive, so talk to us, pitch us an idea, or topic, or question:: http://magicforhumanz.com/ask-or-tell-us-anythingquestions@magicforhumanz.com469-269-6971 Please subscribe, rate, reviewApple:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/magic-for-humanz/id1516639215Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/3JW52bt33sE6l9zh46FvGlGoogle:https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTM2NDIwLnJzcw==Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

We have a very different episode this week.Hence the two warnings up top.Jackie tells her darkest stories, and they are dark.Again, these stories are graphic, violent, and of a sexual nature.There are moments of levity, but not like a normal weekly show. If you cannot finish it we understand. you arent alone, it isnt ok, call the hotline below:1-800-656-4673(HOPE)If you just need to talk or vent in a non-emergency you are welcome to email or call either Jackie, or myself.469-269-6971https://magicforhumanz.com has all the other ways to get a hold of us.If you need help please call the professionals, not us:National Sexual Assault Telephone Hotline 1-800-656-4673(HOPE)https://www.rainn.org/Suicide Prevention Lifeline1-800-273-8255https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/Support the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

We recorded an episode without Jackie. Don't worry, Matt, she is OK.Dani (our favorite witch) and her husband, our only (still favorite) editor, Jared, go with Matt to see a place of pure imagination. Independence and creativity, the unexplainable madness vs endless happiness of doing whatever the fukk you want instead of the 9-5, but that's enough seriousness, here's the silliness: Willy Wonka references, force feeding your friends youtube videos, baseball is terrible, fat guy sports, halloween masks as covid masks, Japan had legal mushrooms and used panties in vending machines, EDM sucks sober, EDM sucks more with great Ecstasy cuz now you're wasting money drugs and time, the song 'Detachable Penis' didnt get much notice outside of arizona?!?! how?! it ruined my childhood, politeness blackouts, stand up comedy critics, critiques, and more.Like horror flicks? films? movies? Jared and Dani have a show. They pick horror movies and pit them head to head and review/rate them. They just did La Llorona vs the Child's Play remake.The Wrong Horror Fan:https://thewronghorror.libsyn.com/( I definitely didnt cry when i heard what you said about us in this last episode)Get a reading from Dani, the RIGHT witch, a de-hexing because your enemies sent you cursed crystals in the mail, and maybe she'll teach you a kitchen spell to help you on that date next week.https://www.thatwitchnextdoor.com/https://www.arcanaherbal.com/Need editing? Jared, Podzillahttps://www.fiverr.com/podzillaThank you all, the mfh peepsMERCH! Merch store opening this weekendUs code: MfH2519 for 25% off whatever you find in there for the next couple weeks.If you find Jackie please return her.https://magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Welcome to the show! Please continue giving us your feedback at either: http://magicforhumanz.com/ask-or-tell-us-anythingORleave us a voicemail with any questions, about us or yourself, or advice, or criticisms, or really anything:469-269-6971Happy 71 days, Jackie!Tho, days feel kinda weird this far in, like when someone says their baby is 37 months old.Moving onto weeks now, Happy 10 weeks of us being strangers, Jackie!We have Dani back again on the show! She is definitely a fan fave. I am told quite often how awesome she is, unsolicited. It probably has something to do with being the nicest friendliest non-wicked-iest witch of the west. Or maybe that she is the only one who isn't a psycho OR sociopath, omgif the 3 of us had a show id call it '3 Paths: psycho, socio, and tele'You fill in the blanks.We seem to touch quite little on magic this time, and seem to focus on hot debatable topics, and seemed to include quite a bit about parenting styles, as well as societal differences, especially when it comes to gender and parenting, thoughts on dreaming, child rearing, child raising? Matt finally spoke the least of all 3! What does he win? Does he get to speak all the words on episode 11?! I really hope so.Gashoooo! (yes, still)Love,MfH GangFew POSSIBLE Job Opportunities at bottom, some part time work, for now as we grow.Please subscribe, rate, reviewApple:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/magic-for-humanz/id1516639215Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/3JW52bt33sE6l9zh46FvGlGoogle:https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTM2NDIwLnJzcw==Other fun places to interact:Question us or pitch an idea: http://magicforhumanz.com/ask-or-tell-us-anythingVoicemail: 469-269-6971 5 more voicemails and we will take live callsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWe here could use an extra hand or two, need some part time work in:1.) Social Media Posting and Monitoring - email jackie@magicforhumanz.com2.) Creative writing - email matt@magicforhumanz.com3) General upkeep - Unifying things, locations of files, and old disk cleanups of old things,Support the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

55 days into this, Matt and Jackie still haven't met.What DID we cover this week?Smokin weed as kids, TP roll dryer sheet combos for hiding weed smells, how long Matt believed in Santa, how he learned what 69 was the same day he found out santa wasn't real, (unrelated, thank goodness). We covered the irrelevance of the King James bible today, nature, the universe expanding, the fifth dimension, compounding thoughts, shifting climates, trying to explain to Fender how we saw/defined spirituality, and Fender may have had a little change of heart?! What else?Gashoooo gashoooo on train fights!Dick measuring contests with giraffes, and finally dolphin rapes and dickslaps.EnjoyLove,The GangPlease subscribe, rate, reviewApple:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/magic-for-humanz/id1516639215Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/3JW52bt33sE6l9zh46FvGlGoogle:https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTM2NDIwLnJzcw==Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Hello everybody!We are back again.Recorded July 12.Jackie and Matt, sit down with our friend Jon, who has a farm up north. We talked about life, post-life, regressions, meditations, drugs, drugs, and drugs. Stay a while and listen!Jon used to live next to me but moved about 2-3 years ago to take care of a farm, and I missed my flight to see him this week, then got my luggage stolen overnight before the makeup flight and missed my whole weekend with him.We did the best we could do catch up via a call, and here it is!Please subscribe, rate, reviewApple:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/magic-for-humanz/id1516639215Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/3JW52bt33sE6l9zh46FvGlGoogle:https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xMTM2NDIwLnJzcw==Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Jackie and Matt -Look into your eyesAnd the sky's the limitWe are guestless...Yeah Hamilton happened, but back to the main storyWe have now known each other 40 days as of this recording, still only telephonically. We still arent sure how we know each other so well.We are going back to basics this week, just Jackie and Matt digging into each other and ourselves.We are so completely overwhelmed by the responses from you all, reviews of the show are honestly heart-melting. The love of the guests we've had on is unbelievable. Even get a lot of messages saying they love the guests but cant wait to hear it interspersed with more episodes just Jackie and Matt, so here you go!Please subscribe, rate, and REVIEW. the REVIEWS are super important. Matt here: "You know the deal about what im giving away for honest reviews that end up being 5 stars...."Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Angie - Angie and I (Matt) used to work together (AKA order lunch to the same office, eat alone, and never talk). She left that company like 7 years ago but has been checking in on me regularly, and when she heard me and Jackie talking for a few minutes immediately assumed we knew 'the story of the egg'. Both Jackie and I were unfamiliar, so we watched it and discussed it.The Egg:To have the 9 minute story read to you in an intolerable British accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaITo read all 9 minutes in three or four minutes:http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.htmlJackie and Matt - We have now known each other 26 days, still only telephonically. We still arent sure how we know each other so well. Twin flames is still my best guess. Twin or Sibling or -Business Partner in previous lifetimes also seems probable.This episode we invite Angie to discuss this story she introduced us too after finding out about the show. We spoke a lot about this egg short story, but we also got easily sidetracked (thanks, Matt) and covered everything from being a mom to ethics to religion and reasoning or want/need for a lack thereof. Come listen!Find Angie Here:Nowhere, she is almost literally a ghost.No,seriously, she is off for a few weeks, no point in handing out new contacts before a vacation.Find Jackie and Me,Here:https://magicforhumanz.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://magicforhumanz.com)Support the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

My brother and father are in for the whole show to celebrate father's day and I need second opinion on Jackie, Is she going to harvest my organs? what the hell does she want from me? Tim and dad figured it out.Matt and Jackie - We have now known each other 22 days, still only telephonically.My dad Dad and youngest brother on since Dad is moving to live in Aamami Ooshima Japanese islands with my brother and his wife and couple of kids. Please support those two if you go on vacation to the islands of Japan.https://shostaklanguageservices.comDad and Tim:If you get a chance to make it to these islands please hit either me or one of them up for more info. Between the two of them there isn't much they don't teach, like Piano, Guitar, Saxophone, English, Spanish, Greek, Latin, Logic, Calculus, etc. etc. etc.Plus tour guiding (island's official) in multiple languages and lots of cool things like bird watching and brown sugar liquor distilleries.https://magicforhumanz.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Jackie and Matt:Day 23 since the double misdial where Matt and Jackie found each other, still havent met.Today's Sumary: After episode 3 being EXCLUSIVELY about magic (despite our show name we had no intention of ever discussing magic). Our producer kindly offered up that his wife was a practicing witch. So we interview Dani the Witch today! TOPICS: Asking Hades for assistance ... god damn, Witches still being prosecuted, hunted, and hurt even in 2020 somehow. Lots of Christian witches, no Jewish witches, and warm discussion points. Dont trust faeries, aka the FAE, they are cunning tricksters. Witches using fake names, aliases, and hiding from their friends and family, yes again today, 2020. Dani's take on why and how Jackie and Matt met. Jackie cannot see certain people's faces. Matt forgets peoples faces the longer and better he knows them. Dani's assessment of what each face observation could mean. Then Matt does 20 minutes of one liners about witches, brooms, cackles, pointy hats. etc. Support our Witch, Dani!Please go support Dani, she is a fascinating person, really changed our perspectives on a lot. She has an online store, and just recently a brick and mortar store. Congrats! Arcana Herbal @arcanaherbal www.arcanaherbal.comThat Witch Next Door @thatwitch.nextdoor www.thatwitchnextdoor.com Horror FansDani and our Producer, Jared, have a show judging head to head horror movie exhibition matches. The Wrong Horror Fan @thewronghorrorfan thewronghorror.libsyn.com/ We will keep this short,find Jackie and Matt at: https://magicforhumanz.com Show merch is in the works! We got shirts, hats, cards, and more coming! New online store opened as well, saving announce for when we lock down some of these exclusive vendor deals. Thank you all, Jackie and MattSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Recorded conversation #3 since meeting 16 days ago:Goodbye Florida?! maybe vertically, not horizontally. One of us has completely ruined our shared TikTok algorithm. We are all, as a human race, equally disgusting and awful. You shit your pants too? Managing expectations. Jackie's idea of anatomy as a child. Matt's idea of anatomy as a child. All neatly under the umbrella of 'Is it possible magic exists, or used to exist, or will exist? did we make that misdial happen? did one of us? did someone? was our meeting coincidence?' MFH Episode 3 - Perfect, Alien, Trans(e) - Magic for Humanzhttps://magicforhumanz.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

9 days since Jackie and Matt met on a 'wrong' call / misdial:I have become the 'buddy' guy, we need professional help, is it possible female nudity is taboo specifically in the US to sell products?, Matt can't hear, grow businesses, grilled cheese sandwiches, Jackie's gallbladder, suicide, suicidal thoughts, intrusive thoughts, Matt one-ups the awkwardness with a very weird sex dream, Jackie explains anxiety to Matt, Jackie will punch Matt in the face if they ever meetMFH - Episode 2 - The Grilled Cheese Episode - 6.10.20https://magicforhumanz.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)

Two days since Jackie and Matt met via wrong number/misdial:2 Strangers first conversation, Matt cant smoke pot anymore, Pacifism, Matt cant do math for half a second, Kids are assholes, Depending on dependency, Matt's table dream, Forgetting about and thriving in the Corona era, Codependency.https://magicforhumanz.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMWn_BbNN4d3Q_lVWY7_e1ATikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@magicforhumanzInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/magicforhumanz/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/magic_4_humans/Twitter: https://twitter.com/ForHumanzWeb: https://magicforhumanz.com/Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jackienmattVenmo: https://venmo.com/Jackie-Matthew-1Questions/Comments: questions@magicforhumanz.comTalk Business: admin@magicforhumanz.comSupport the show (https://paypal.me/jackienmatt)