Old Guys Who Love Things

 LISTENThe OGs start 2025 by discussing the work of the late, great David Lynch and his lasting impact on the world and their lives. They go dreamy. They also discuss ancient Viking plastic surgeons and pitch their new sitcom with Werner Herzog and David Lynch ordering McDonald's drive-thru. COOP! I'm out of here!All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENOLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #143: LOVE OVERLOADAfter recording an entire new episode months ago and having to push it into the "Lost Episode" category because of world events, The OGs simply want to hang out and chat about life. Listen in as they talk about movies, how they spent their summer, Nicholas Cage, the calm and peaceful state of the world, and have a cocktail.   Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENDon't panic! The OGs (and one young guy - Dan Schwartz) fulfill a promise made years ago when they realized they didn't do this topic for episode 42. They dive into the multimedia cult phenomenon from the late, great Douglas Adams. Also mystery bone broth, cicada pee, at bears, dirt water, the Bible should lighten up, and our new "guy in the booth", David. Pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, the effects of which are like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, and enjoy! Don't forget your towel.  All Things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENFor a brief, shining moment in the late 70's and early 80's, in Chicago, two guys made most everyone chuckle. WLS DJs Larry Lujack and Tommy Edwards would present about 10 minutes of weird, funny stories (mostly) about animals every weekday on the airwaves. It's what podcasting was back then The OGs were in that sweet spot where they were able to enjoy the show at its peak. In this episode they think back fondly and then completely rip off the format. Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

LISTENThe end (of 2023) is just hours away now! Picking up where we left off last week, The Old Guys sing the year to its rest. In this episode: Eric stabs Shawn with A.I. , Fake KISS, Eric buffers, aggressive outbursts keep us sane, emails from the dead, Twinkies by your... WHAT?!  Happy New Year, friends!All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENThe end (of 2023) is nigh! It's been a mixed bag of a year for the OGs. From absent friends to cars crashing into houses, the Guys look back on the year, just happy to have survived. Combo platter, Canadian animation, negativity, lightsaber inconsistency, 50% with Marvel, and a wheelchair-accessible TARDIS are all on deck in the first half of this discussion!OLD GUY CENTRAL: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThis time around the OGs are chatting about two actors who never disappoint; Willem Dafoe (Platoon, Spider-Man, Last Temptation of Christ, Boondock Saints) and David Warner (The Omen, Time Bandits, Tron, Twin Peaks). Also, they create the ultimate Wonka horror movie and recreate Hugh Grant's front seat "encounter" from the 90s. All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe sink ships we hear, but the OGs can't stop their lips from flappin'. They chat about lots of things. A gorge of mayonnaise. Don't take the name of Goofy in vain. The Whackadoo political party could unite the country. Did THE X-FILES help poison the well? This one drills down into the dark. Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENBuildings are all around us... no, literally, as I am writing this. There's one right there. A couple next door and a ton THAT way. The Old Guys like it when they're cool! Whether they look like they're melting, were built out of spite, or torture the mentally ill, the OGs are all about them. Also, decades of Panda misinformation are finally cleared up. Alfred E. Newman is HOW old? Tall or sprawl? Finally, who was the Flash Gordon of American Architecture?All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENThis is heavy! The OGs pay tribute to a legendary Gen X talent that shaped our lives, Michael J. Fox. From his days as Alex P. Keaton to the recent documentary STILL, the OGs can't contain their 1.21 Jigawatts of love. Also, this history of Garage Sales. Muppets be trippin'. Phoebe Cates and all her dead chimney relatives. Psycho killer... kiss kissay. When this ep hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings  and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENOLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #134: RENFIELDThe Old Guys saw the latest Nick Cage movie, the excellent RENFIELD, and they are here to talk about it (amongst other things). Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Chump!! Stupid leg user!!All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENOLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS MINISODE: COCAINE BEARThe OGs have been super busy but wanted to drop in to say hi and talk about the amazing film, COCAINE BEAR... amongst other things. Also in this minisode: portal opening, the 80s heyday of Satan, and of course, crawling into traffic. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_GalleryFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartzAdditional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN  The OGs love the 'ZZA! From the crust to the weird English fried egg, they will pop these pizzas into their love oven and cook 'em up real good. Also, DON'T CHARGE US MORE FOR LESS FOOD!! Catholic keto. Chuck E. Cheese for grown-ups. Grab a slice, won't you?All things OG: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENFor some it was a disappointingly lousy movie from the 1980s... for others, it is a journey that began in the early 70s and extends to today's biggest Marvel blockbusters. Today the OGs are talking about that cigar-chomping, wise-quacking feather-bearing waterfowl... Howard the Duck. Maligned. Misunderstood. Also... duck junk. Racist cartoon gloves. Yolk talk. Eric ruins everything. QUACK!!!All Things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENNew Year, old guys. The OGs recently went to see the new experimental (and divisive) horror movie, SKINAMARINK. It blew their minds and they want to talk about it. Not every movie is for everyone. Also, Chefs are terrible, Virgin Nana and TikTok of the ancients. Look under the bed.Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENOLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #130: THE NIGHT SOIL EPISODEThe OGs wrap up the year with a hangout chat. Wintergreen sparks, night soil, DIE HARD being a sequel, ASMR, coin purses, floating hands, the Christmas blahs, and Phil Collins' strange 90s TV special are all on the yackety-yak menu.Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe OGs are joined by friends Heidi, Jackson, and Katie as they all ooze gross love all over Weird Al Yankovic. From his chart-topping parodies to his original music, videos, movies, and TV shows. The man who invented the twinkie wiener sandwich, loved Harvey the Wonder Hampster and made the accordion a little cooler. A good man who seems timeless. Put on your Hawaiian shirt and tuck in. All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENOLD GUYS WHO LOVE THINGS #128: AUTUMNThe OGs are back but the world is dying! Leaves fall from the trees. Spices and smoke are in the air. Spirits and ghouls walk the night. SOUNDS AWESOME! The Guys love autumn and talk endlessly about it. Pumpkin Spice or no? Team Candy Corn or not? Plus Halloween movies and memories. Memory lane is covered in dead LEAVES!!!  All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENHey! The OGs are mostly alive and spent a little time recording something for you. All things OGWLT : https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENIn this episode, the OGs take a magical journey through a mystical land and talk about their favorite critters that "ain't from 'round here." From Cthulu to Fizzgig to whatever the hell those things were in TIME BANDITS. Also, Eric becomes an incognito farmhand in the 40s while Shawn wants the save the cute Gelfling girl. Flashback weekend. How far back does toxic fandom go? Angels got rebooted in the 4th Century. All this and more can be yours! Tune in, won't you?All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe OGs opted out of a topic this time, choosing instead to just hang out and chat. They try strange snacks and beverages. Hear talk of horrible jobs past, liquid breakfast cereal, and Gwar. Pull up a chair. It gets real. Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe OGs have grown up in the suburban shadow of Chi-Town. The Windy City. The city of big shoulders. The city that became Nolan's Gotham. CHICAGO! Ferris Bueller's town. And the Old Guys love that town. From Wrigley to the thing not actually called The Bean. From dives to the Lower Lower. They will never give in. Never surrender. They will NEVER call it Willis Tower. ALSO... the many sounds of... um... well... you will need to listen.Everything Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENEasily one of the coolest looking Marvel characters... a flaming skeleton decked out in all leather, riding a motorcycle made of hellfire. That's Ghost Rider, the object of the OG's affection this week. From comics to action figures to a couple of movies of quetionable merit, the OGs have always been in Ghost Rider's corner as he deals out Satan's swift justice on Earth. Also, what do you like on your hot dog? Lotsa Nick Cage and... TARDIGRADES!! Hop on our flaming choppers and strap in!All thing Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENThe OGs are back and sprinkling their love all over movie and TV trading cards. The collecting! The trading... maybe! The hoarding! The "gum"! Find out which OG was ball curious and dabbled in sports cards briefly. Also, Shawn's Impossible Whopper. An amazing call made on an OG phone, live in the studio. Mostly it's a lot of "ooh"ing and "ahh"ing. You know, GREAT radio! All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENNot a full episode this week. Life has been crazy for The OGs and they wanted to drop in for a bit to chat about it. Regular episodes resume shortly!!.All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe 80s was a magical time to come of age. We had folks like Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald, and...that guy from 18 AGAIN to guide us. The OGs discuss the movies that made them love Ally Sheedy and John Cusack in this episode. Also, Plastic Man tries to join the Superfriends. Pizza needs to be rescued. Shawn goes full-on crab crazy while future episode 142 is planned. Body swapping's big Hollywood moment. Ferris Bueller sequel pitches and, finally, don't speak of my cockles. Life moves pretty fast.All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENIn this episode the OGs slip into something... uncomfortable but entertaining. From our formative, flammable childhood to the theater to grown-up dress-up, the Guys discuss costumes. Also, what's a "zarf"? Thinning the Caradine herd. A movie with Nick Cage brings the Dooley rage. Eric gets salty... and a little... well, you'll hear. From cons to furries to GWAR to Ben Cooper costumes, they're all here. Wait, is the word H*** frowned upon?All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENIn this episode, the OGs get EVEN OLDER while they talk about album covers they love. In fact, that's one of the oldest things I've ever typed. OG Eric is confused about the number of iconic Beatles album covers there are. Don't put Everything Bagel seasoning on your vinyl. The OGs leave "love tracks" all over their bodies. HOT TAKES!! David, Goliath, and the full adult diaper. Where did OG Shawn hide his contraband cassettes during his youth? So. Much. Pointing at a computer you can't see and saying "That's a great one! Look at that!" #fantasticradio Drop that needle and rip off the knob!!All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThis episode the OGs discuss many of the cool worlds, planets, realms, etc. that they have seen. Dream worlds, fantasy worlds... lazy "one thing" worlds. Also... Hansel and Dribble. Lessons we never learn while eating. Nick Cage is 100% fresh. A bad case of Don't-Feel-Good-Itis. Mayberry geography. So many worlds... so little podcast. All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN(IMPORTANT INFO: The OGs are moving to doing new episodes every TWO weeks.) In this episode the OGs look back at the world they both believed would make them famous; sketch comedy! From LAUGH-IN to KIDS IN THE HALL to ROBOT CHICKEN to YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS... the Old Guys love them all. Also - Shawn takes his new character for a test run. Eric wants to kill people with a motorcycle. Some more NOSFERATU info. Adipose-less skin leather raffle time. Change my mind, bro! OG Eric is a little hammered. #monoclebudget. All things Old Guys:  https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe O.G.'s favorite baldy, pointy-eared Vampyre has turned 100 and they can't stop talking about it. The film that Bram Stoker's family attempted to erase from history is so iconic that it appears multiple times in Spongebob Squarepants. Also... change my nappy, mama. Skeet Ulrich is an immortal. It's OUR 3rd anniversary as a podcast!! Klaus Kinski was hot garbage. Gravy matter. The icy finger of death. Finally... #defaultdafoeAll things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENHere's a tale about two old guys who just love to talk. This episode the OGs jaw about the many, many T.V. show themes and opening sequences that turned them into the men they are today. From BARNEY MILLER to THE SIMPSONS to PEACEMAKER to SCOOBY DOO, they damn near drown themselves in a sea of nostalgia. Also, more "Cream of the Cage". Ever want to "get it on" with a book? The Dukes of Hazzard are prepped for a zombie apocalypse. Bill Bixby is everybody's dad. #doshesanddats All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENPut on your best tux and ease your way through the Monte Carlo crowd to the baccarat table. It's time to talk secret agents with the Old Guys. From Bond to Flint. From Jason Bourne to Maxwell Smart. The OGs slather their love-musk on all of them. Also... Bjork from Ork? Is there a movie you could call the ZARDOZ of Nick Cage movies? Killing somebody with warm drinks. Lloyd Kaufman. WE WANT GROOVY POSTERS! This message will self-destruct.  All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENIn this episode the OGs look back at the wild frontier days of Cable TV! The lawless days of Public Access, NIGHT FLIGHT, scrambled boobs, and YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION! The days when everything was new and exciting. The days when everyone was scrambling for content. Also... did he say he's on a "soup cleanse?" Fear of colors. Welcome, Uncle Tim. Secret knowledge!! Look, Kevin!  Bob Odenkirk and Duck Logic. Finally, prep school for the absurd. Old Guys begins its broadcast day.All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENHey guys. Just a quick thing today. Time and technology forced us to scrap our planned recording this week. We WILL be back next week. (Hell we have all our notes done). In the meantime, enjoy this classic Old Guys moment. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENSlip into the walls with the Old Guys as they watch over everything. From sliding walls to pivoting bookcases to secret compartments and hidey-holes, the OGs are all over it. Also, SAVE YAKOV! Who is the real heart of the show? Truman Capote gets that sweet, sweet nose-sugar cash. Priest holes are cool? Wait! There's actually something INSIDE Mt. Rushmore? That's not movie BS? Shawn says "secret area" and Eric doesn't giggle. Finally... who gave Twizzlers the best ad ever? The walls have eyes! All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENIt's time once again for LOVE MORSELS! It's like a love potluck where each OG talks about 3 things that aren't big enough for entire episodes. Also in this episode; making whale sounds. Driving into the headlights. Butt milking? What recent movie had the OGs weeping uncontrollably? Football talk. What would make OG Eric walk away from everything? Being hermits together. #lovescootsJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENIt's a new year and a new season for the Old Guys. They look back at 2021 and forward... into the abyss. Also in this episode a farewell to saucy dish Betty White. Getting jovial about Jovian gas. Cutting the cheese. Oh no... Eric gets into Crypto! Resolutions. Accomplishments. Bad medical advice from podcasters and the retirement of a segment. #spacehickeyFind where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENThe Old Guys awaken from a long winter's nap to give you a Christmas episode. The good tidings and nostalgia swirl as the OGs pat themselves on the back about great gifts they've given. Also, Abraham Lincoln's beard caused a board game to be created. The dark history of mistletoe. What is the key to giving your spouse a gift? Listening. The OGs wrap it all up and slide it under your tree.Homepage: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENThis week the OGs dump their frothy love all over two fine, fine actors: Jeff Goldblum and Ian Holm. Two fellows who elevate whatever movie they are in. Also in this episode, guess which OG has never seen THE FLY. Farewell T.V.'s Isis. More randy gods. Capturing odors for kids. Gotta doody, boss! Pee dreams. #stankerday  (THE OLD GUYS WILL BE OFF FOR A FEW WEEKS AFTER THIS EPISODE)Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENFrom Nosferatu to Barnabus Collins to The Count on Sesame Street, vampires have infiltrated every inch of our culture and the Old Guys wouldn't have it any other way. Also in this episode, the OGs go on a candy corn fueled bender. More Vampira love. Sam who? A little Tony Todd. Sharkula gets pitched. Ooops I arted my pants. The movie that didn't know what it wanted to be. Finally, the Spanish version of Dracula that was made at the same time as the Lugosi one... we must see it. Happy HalloweenJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENHalloween is quickly approaching and spooky stuff is on The OGs' minds. This time they look at werewolves and other various shapeshifters of lore and fiction. Also, Shawn shows off his efficiency. Eric wipes out a childhood friend to make brain-room. What is the difference between horror movies and Halloween movies? Finally, the Old Guys lose their minds and shapeshift into... well... you'll hear. #cootstuffJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe Old Guys put on their big pleated hats and light a fire under the topic of cooking. They pan fry up the funny and the yummy. Also: eyebrow trimming, Elvira or Vampira, and are chefs ninjas? OG Eric gives up his secret chili ingredients while Shawn confesses to having used Hamburger Helper on occasion. Find out which OG has turned into the parent at the dinner table. It's a feast of an episode. #bestbeavereverJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENGo go, Gadget Old Guys! The geeky, gizmo-loving kids inside the OGs come out in this one. From the fantastical gadgets of James Bond to the clickity clackity ones of real life, they love them all. Also, The Resurrection Frog. Shawn has Doo-daddy issues. Every guy loves a holster. Eric pitches a dark Inspector Gadget reboot. Finally, stud finders.Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe Old Guys are having another go at animation. This time they are spraying their love all over cartoons and animation aimed at grown-ups rather than kids. From THE SIMPSONS to WATERSHIP DOWN to DUMBLAND, the OGs have spent a lot of time watching cartoons. Also... dolphins enter the horrible nature arena. Eric drools over Spider-Woman. Shawn considers dumping bodies in the ocean. AKIRA!! Which cigarettes refresh the Flintstones best? So much more!! Gonna have ourselves a time. Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENThe Old Guys are chatting this week about that "wall-crawling menace", the web-head himself, Spider-Man. From his iconic 1962 debut, through his legendary animated series of the late 60s, to his appearances on The Electric Company, the concept album, the ill-fated Broadway show and finally the MCU... all shades of Spidey are loved and discussed. Also, woodpecker tongues cure an atheist. Eric continues to traumatize Shawn with stories of the natural world. Japanese Spider-Man. BANE!! The OGs spin a mighty web, true believers.  All links: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)

 LISTENThe Old Guys return from hiatus with a hunger that only food from south of the border can satisfy. Be kind, the OGs are lame white guys from the 'burbs. They will probably get some pronunciation wrong. They just love Mexican dishes more than any other foodstuff. Also... lots of corn information... cornformation. Otters are monsters. They're gonna getcha at the DMV!! #getridofnature #duckwangJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTENThis is not an episode.Old Guys Who Love Things returns Sept. 9 with new episodes. In the meantime, here's half an hour or so of Eric and Shawn rambling about some stuff. #woolintowaterJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com 

 LISTENPicking up where our last cliffhanger ended... the OGs are getting progressively more sauced. They continue talking about old projects and ideas and then the conversation turns in unexpected directions. Oh, booze!! You old softy. This is the last episode before the mid-season break. Old Guys will return on September 2. See you then. All Links: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENWe have arrived. 100 episodes! The OGs are on the celebration train and downing adult beverages. Overseer Kathleen kicks things off with a champagne cocktail and things just go downhill from there. What kind of influence is this white bread altar boy Eric anyway? GodCorn? Gonna Zamfir it! Stop!! You're gonna make me stool! Building our mythos and Shawn invented Nilbog? It's only just the beginning. Listen/Links: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTENA quick announcement from the OG's about the 100th episode! Listen/Links: https://linktr.ee/ogwltJoin the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.comFind Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and  http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.comFind Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)