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    • Jun 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Break In Again & You'll Get My Kool-Aid Hot Garage!S9E23

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 92:57


    Dooley had a break in, we talk about old Kool-Aid flavors and other old flavors from twinkie and such, Sorry for the late response Loren. Which Beer is the best lager beer for which event? Verizon what up with the business line bruh? McChicken is better than the Mc Crispy, know what i'm McSayin?

    Don't Sleep On the Teeter Pizza! S9E22

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 115:15


    What's the best type of pizza? We talk about the 9 regional "Best" pizzas in America. Or is it Teeter? We can only imagine while watching Jason Bourne. Dooley had a good Member/Member week for the Golf Tournament at the Country Club. Dennis had a busy week as well as the Shmitt. We tried different snacks from Loren, some trail mix and some cookies from over seas. Hot Pot Chips and the Trail Mix were the best, also choclate covered pretzels inside of an Oreo? All pretty good!

    Dirty Laundry? We air all that Shmitt out! S9E21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 85:49


    Do you even HRFTA? You can get turnt up at T-Mobile with Sara!We check out the Lays 3 flavor finalists.

    Pickles On The Side Of That Dagwood! S9E20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 93:42


    What words have you heard of from food shows before? Should we make a Dagwood Sandwich???? Behind, Mise En Place, Broken Sauce, etc? Don't eat Vanilla ice cream from this Iowa-Based Ice Cream company! What is "Regualr" Cheese to ya'll when you walk up to a food truck? Do you order pickles on one side of your sandwich and maybe premature pickles on the other side? Or do you just order two different 6 inch sandwiches like a normal person?

    The PTSD of Nutty Fudge Day! Also Happy Mother's Day! S9E19

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 104:35


    Grilled Beer Brats or Beer Braised Steak? Which Pringles is better? We don't know. How many sandwiches do you think Jason cooked at their pop-up for the Virginia Beach Farmer's Market? How many jokes can Dooley make for no reason? The world may never know. Taco...... What did you doooo!

    Happy Cinco De Mayo, Ya Filthy Custards! S9E18

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 93:43


    Does Amazon have a Chef's Corner? Don't eat the street vendor food in other countries. Jason can't touch chicken raw. Where is my Panini Cubano with heavy pickles Jason!!

    Dian Stop Cryin' & Seat Them Our Gas Doesn't Work! S9E17

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 90:55


    Dooley's job lost it gas, hoods, and all.Jason & Melissa have an unforgetable lunch inbetween locations. The 76 loves their Italians.... Italianos.

    Dooley Was Late To The PopTart Party! S9E16

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 103:55


    Dooley was tired so he totally was told come over when you can cause you work so hard and we appreciate you. Pop Tarts that break our heart because they got discontinued. Nutter Butter or Nutty Buddy? What type of Tabasco flavor do you want to try the most? Rasberry Chipotle, Maybe some Siracha, or maybe just the originial? It's all Top 10s!

    New Menu, New Me, Who Dis? S9E15

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 73:09


    Dooley has a new menu roll out at the Country Club. Beef Carpaccio, Spring Rolls in Rice Wraps, and a ton more. How good is Shwarma? Let's get the Italian Meats, hold the liquids.

    Dooley didn't want to JOIN this Dill Pickle Popcorn Party!! S9E14

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 84:34


    We got to try some Dill Pickle Popcorn from 757 POP sorry Dooley (Not sorry really!) that shit was good. We also tried some Hot and Spicy Chicken Ramen Funyuns but nothing compares to the new Fire Chicken Salad from Shmitt Sandwiches!

    Dennis Decided To Not Join, Let's Eat Blue Cheese S9E13

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 83:09


    Great Value Vs. Girl Scout's.... Taco Doritos... Also Fizzy Warheads..... they not fizzy after eating..... taste like toothpaste... whats with all the pauses..........

    Panic At The Depot Power Failure! S9E12

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 38:14


    We Had a longer podcast till the power cut out on us! stay tuned for next week!

    Happy St. Patty's Day! Eww... Is That Worcestshire In My Water?S9E11

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 89:23


    Happy St. Patty's Day everyone! What's the difference between Russian & 1000 Island dressing? What's the best Wash Your Sister sauce? We Got Trivia! Also Jason cries to some Leeks and Green Onions, why? Because the Onions had a few Leeks about a movie! HAHA.

    I'll Have Some BlueFin Tuna From McDonald's! S9E10

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 95:18


    What McDonald's foods will you not try unless you travel to diffrent countries? Why do some McDonald foods start and be experiment tested in a country like Austria for noodles instead of Asia, or America? Why is Bluefin Tuna 5,000 dollars for a pound of Tuna!! Find out on Team Fat Kid!

    National Sushi Dooley Eats Posty's Salted Oreo's Every Hour S9E9

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 96:21


    We try Post Malone's Salted Carmel Oreos. Dooley is starting his journey into the sushi world. Melissa wants to make an Italian Breakfast Burrito. How quick can you make a Creme Brulee and let it settle in time for service?

    Dooley Learned How To Mince Shallots! 15 Years.... S9E8

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 128:35


    What's the new Dr Pepper flavors? What's the best sandwiches in each state? 55 Itialians and 32 others walk into a bar? Who is served first?

    Who's Your Valen Roast Pork & Cannabis S9E7

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 97:38


    Valentine's Day was a dousey for Dooley, with 504 dishes sold in 3 and a half hours. While Jason and Melissa did 500 sandwiches in 4 minutes. THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW TO THE CUSTOMERS. the first person to read this text, 757-880-9973 will recieve a free T-Shirt.

    Happy Valentine's Day, Why Is Everything In French? S9E6

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 115:39


    Dooley talks about his past week and upcoming events at the Country Club. Valentine's Day is gunna be great. Why is everything in termed to the French Cuisine? In America why is New York and Chicago Hailed in for their pizza? Amaroso.... What's going on with your product buddy?

    Lemme Make a Panini Out of That Pringle Croc! S9E5

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 88:26


    Pringles and Crocs have made a collab with a mini holster on your Crocs for 160 bucks, i'm buying them. Can't stop me.What new "permanent" flavor does Pepsi have coming out? Next food battle everyone gets to pick a posion and throw it in the pot, let's see what we are gunna kill each other with this time.

    National Get This Cake Day S9E4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 93:21


    Technical Ecstasy is a goot time, it's a beer . ... Maybe... What shall we expect from Jason's Mentor from his early times?

    national mentor cake technical ecstasy
    Mexican The Penitentyarary! Stop Dying Dooley, We Need Food Testers! S9E3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 98:56


    Jason won the Food Lion Food Battle! Which fast food place is the most expensive? Fast food or fast casual? Would you like to be a pet food tester? It has great benefits and great pay, join today!

    Styrofoam Peanuts Make The Producer Special... Double U S9E2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 108:57


    How does a year expired Fun-Yuns taste? Look at the title... The spoon taste off and my W's aren't double U'ing. Dealing with the court and city hall Jason and Melissa trying and get the liscencing and permits needed for the truck.. Again, Jason is a strong individual for bringing Melissa along with him.

    S9E1 New Season Same Walmart Locations, But Salt.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 94:35


    Where in the world is your Walmart? Which butter is your butter? Kerrygold? Land O' Lakes? How much Salt is too much salt?

    S8E50.5

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 108:56


    It's the last episode of the season! Dooley messed his toe up, but he got a Ninja Air Fryer. Taco has a new habit with the Fossee's during the morning routine. Pop Tart got rid of an original flavor, Cinnamon! The Shmitt Sandwich is an official sponsor of the VB Farmer's Market.

    Stageaire At The Best Sandwich Hoppes Is Truly Good S8 E50

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 77:09


    Dooley Stages at his possible new job and explains a little about the menu. We all discuss what makes it to be a Dip as a sandwich,should it be provolone or swiss, do you dunk it or drizzle it. Do you like coke? The drink! I mean, Bacardi and Coke are deciding to make a new cocktail to sell to stores making the perfect mix between the two.

    Mustard on Name Brand Pop-Tarts Make Melissa Hate Tier List S8E49

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 101:56


    Which is better in the pop tart world? S'mores, or brown sugar cinnamon? What Mustard is the best mustard? Do you shop generic or name brand only?

    Whopper Wednesday meets Teeter Orange Chicken S8E48

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 64:04


    We talked about trying the Million Dollar Whoppers from Burger King, we all liked the Mexican Street Corn one the best. Found out that Taco Bell was ranked the highest out of 16 fast food restaraunts. Also Pacific Rim is still the best of ALL TIME!!!!!

    Lifetime Supply of What? Brisket, Beer, or.... Gas? S8E47

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 91:10


    What would you have an endless supply of? Dooley wants brisket, Dennis wants PBR, Melissa wants gas, what does Jason want? Why does arena food for football cost so much? UNO's personal pizza is pretty good with some wings and a salad.

    The Annual Thanksgiving Mac& Cheese Battle Cast S8E46

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 58:01


    we recap the glorious day of Thanksgiving and all the craziness of the day! We also talk about how Jason is becoming Dr. Doolittle with how all his his animals he has coming to the house

    Don't Be A Skaterboy, Wearing Khaki Boy S8E44

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 85:49


    Pupusas are on the old truck! Looks good family! Good rule of thumb note to wear khakis at work, look at your product for anything for E.Coli and anything coming from Impossible Meat! Also The Mortabella Sandwich that was Anthony Bourdain's favorite!

    Cracker Barrel Ain't got Nothing on Taco Farts! S8E44

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 85:15


    Adventures at Cracker Barrel, new toys for Taco. What are your favorite cuisines to cook? Taste? Explore?

    Dave Is Here & The Snacks Are SPICY S8E43

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 102:50


    We have a good snack pack attack, reaper chips, ghost pepper chips, but the Pringle Mingle is a bit of a fail.. I don't like packing peanuts.

    Chef Dave Comes By, Melissa Has A CHallenge 8E42

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 95:46


    Recalls after recalls! BUT Chef Dave is here and brings us up to speed in his adventures throug the culinary world he has worked through.

    Ceiling-1- Dooley- 0 Till the Next UFC Bout S8E41

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 119:14


    After the moving of the fridge came the moving of the hood vent and Dooley went into the drywall, Really didn'y get into much topics just had a fun time talking with good friends!

    2024 Partycast like a RockStar!! S8E40

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 93:20


    We talked about Melissa doing meal preps for her grandfather. Also a PSA about not ordering a quarter pounder from McDonalds in the midwest! We also argued about the definition of a biscuit to dumpling! Pressure realases are sometimes farts or friends and family!!

    Dooley Loves Cat Food, Let's Eat 72 Tortillas While Waiting For Food!S8E39

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 84:12


    What's the difference between a cup with a handle, and a bowl? How many tortillas do you eat waitng for your actual food? Why does Dooley love the chicken spread? PICKLE FLAVORED SLIM JIM'S????!!!

    Dooley Is The Free Content, Almost Made Jason 2nd S8E38

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 88:03


    Jake, Jacob, & Dooley are three hours late so sounds reasonable. Melissa Tried to pit maneuver someone. You ain't gunna out-cunt Melissa. Who on God's green Earth goes to Golden Corral and eats one plate of food, you eat a plate and put a steak &some fried chicken in your knock off Louis-Vuitton bag.

    IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! Give Him a PB & Bologna Sandwhich! S8E37

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 101:17


    IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! We have a few random topics, we all gag from the last topic, some meals are just weird. Why does Melissa keep hitting Taco in the face? Melissa makes "Lumpy Grits" that are good.

    Eat Your AI Sandwiches, With A TFK Crunchwrap Supreme S8E36

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 113:12


    Carnitas Taco stale pringles and Poppin' candy Coke Oreos? yeah sure. We look at the AI generated sandwiches for each state of the US! Can we make a tuna taste like BBQ? Thoughts on a TFK Smash Crunchwrap Supreme?

    Jason Becomes A Plumber & Taco Thinks Jason Is Stealing S8E35

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 104:51


    Jason does plumbing work for the food truck, only took him one try.... Have a few PSA's, what chu know 'bout them frozen pizzas, or that McChicken Big Mac, or..... a kid staring at you in the food truck?!

    Taco Defends The Fossee's, McDonald's Is Better Around The World S8E34

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 103:13


    McDonald's has better options around the world, we are looking at you China & Korea. Funyuns is making Bloomin' Onion rings. Taco sees another cat that is just trying to eat before his commute to work, Trader Joe's is getting people to "de-influence" their product. Loren Listen to the end!

    WEAR Something Pink Melissa! Jeez It's Just A Donut! S8E33

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 88:48


    Multiple recalls on a lot of things going from cantaloupes to apple juice. What would you do for a glazed donut? Salmonella tastes pretty good when you drink apple juice. The Shmitt Sandwhich van finally gets the the cooking appliances!

    Dying at Amazon's Last Food Truck Hell, We Are On Reddit.. S8E32

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 91:29


    Dooley almost passes out from heat exhaustion, the TFK food truck works their last shift (for now) with a line waiting an hour and food running out even quicker. So how much is a family plan at the Country Butcher if you want to piss The Butcher off?

    Stadium Tickets On Sale For Avocados Tipping 15%! S8E31

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 94:06


    Do you have a hard time eating avocados after they ripen? Which stadium has the most sales for sporting events? Which Frito is the best Frito of all time? Bet it ain't Limon or Limon! WAIT.... I forgot fries for those orders you need Jason.

    Ye TabalaBlue Some Del Tacos In Ye Olde Resturants! S8E30

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 80:58


    How many old resturants are still open and operational? Are celeb chefs sell outs? TACO BELL is bringing back OLD FOOD items, did the capletters bring your attention? Eggs, coffee, and a lot else are bad for you, not really that's just some old myths people thought when they didn't hae reseach or technology.

    Hamburger or Hotdog? Who F*&ks With Pickles Harder?! S8E29

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 85:51


    Fluff Coke? Anyone interested? Hamburger or hotdog which is healthier? Would you like some korean flavored spam? Halogen Ovens or an Air Fryer? Which is better and what is cleaner?

    Jason Is The New Kid On The Block, Dooley Doesn't Understand S8E28

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 102:01


    Jason & Melissa go to the New Kids On the Block concert, What do people overcook the most? The Dong that lost the Olympic medal, & check your meat before eating it!

    Discontinued Pickled Eggs From The 90s S8E27

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 65:56


    What foods that were discontinued that you want to see come back, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Old junk foods? Also if you want to keep your turkey warm while cooking everything else for Thanksgiving, why not put it in the dishwasher?

    The Fossee's Vacation Ft. Bucee's, Shitty Hotels, & Cracker Barrel S8E26

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 90:23


    Jason & Melissa go down to Georgia & looking for a hotel deal, they come up behind and Melissa cries " Jason I'm done with this room fuck this shit let's run" Then they wake up to the flippin' egg ordeal, Melissa is over and done and s

    Jason! Pull Out The Weiners! Which Is Best! S8E25

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 76:53


    Which hotdogs are the best? Best snap? Best Flavor? Best texture? What happened to SoBe drinks? Why did Pepsi shut them down? Pinapple Pepsi WITH pizza? Also throw a little tomato paste into your fried eggs!

    Sweating Balls & Eating Cotton Candy Cheese Balls S8E24

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 98:36


    It's getting hot! Well hotter, everrrybody is on edge, BUT doesn't keep us away from why we went to Raising Cane's, how the butcher shop went, thinking they are the only customers,. Dooley sweats and builds walls cause nobody else should up to do it. Leggo my Eggo! They are absolutely the best waffles. Foods we SHOULD refrigerate but don't. Also, incorrectly cooked foods? Some are ok others are wild!

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