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Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

The Tim Dillon Show


    • May 17, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 303 EPISODES

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    The Tim Dillon Show podcast is undoubtedly one of the best comedy podcasts out there. Tim Dillon's unique brand of humor combined with his clever use of comedy to discuss dark situations makes for an incredibly entertaining and thought-provoking listen. Whether you're spending hours in a vehicle like myself or just need a good laugh, this podcast is sure to deliver.

    One of the best aspects of The Tim Dillon Show is Tim's ability to tackle serious topics with humor. He has a knack for finding the absurdity in our current times and using comedy as a way to address societal issues. His intelligent takes on world affairs, pop culture, and politics are both educational and hilarious. You never know what you're going to get with each episode, but you can always expect Tim's sharp wit and clever insights.

    However, there are some aspects of the podcast that may not be for everyone. Some listeners have mentioned that they find certain guests, such as Yannis Pappas, unbearable and choose to skip those episodes. Personal taste in comedy can vary greatly, so it's understandable that not every guest or episode will resonate with everyone.

    In conclusion, The Tim Dillon Show is a must-listen for anyone in need of comic relief. Tim Dillon's unique perspective and comedic talent make this podcast stand out from the rest. Whether he's discussing dark situations or providing insightful commentary on world affairs, Tim never fails to entertain. So hop in your car or put on your headphones and prepare for some laughs with The Tim Dillon Show!



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    Latest episodes from The Tim Dillon Show

    444 - Qatar, Kanye, & The Gift Of Luxury

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 63:19


    Tim discusses Trump's visit to the Middle East and his $400M plane gifted from Qatar, Kanye's new controversial song, the white South African refugees' arrival in America, and Diddy's court case. He also addresses his new look.  American Royalty Tour

    443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston's Stalker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 70:42


    Tim discusses Dave Portnoy's interesting reaction to controversy, Jennifer Aniston's stalker charged with felonies, the conflict between India & Pakistan, Joe Biden's recent appearance on The View, a new Luigi Mangione musical & a Disneyland theme park in Abu Dhabi. American Royalty Tour

    442 - Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 68:43


    Tim discusses being inducted into the Harvard Lampoon, the political schism over Israel, Democrats rebranding with Elissa Slotkin, Elon Musk's exit from DOGE, Prince Harry complaining about no longer getting royal security, and Mark Zuckerberg telling us all to make AI friends.  American Royalty Tour

    441 - Candace Owens Emergency Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 73:48


    Tim sits down with Candace Owens to discuss the curious case of Brigitte Macron, Candace's fight to free Harvey Weinstein, the impending War in Iran, and much more.  American Royalty Tour

    440 - Mistaken Deportation & Women In Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 63:42


    Tim discusses the ongoing story of the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran man questionably removed from the US who may or may not be an MS-13 gang member. He also watches the Blue Origin space launch and shares his thoughts on the stunt.  -Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" IS OUT NOW. You can watch it at the link below

    439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 69:25


    Tim discusses the recent helicopter crash in the Hudson, why summer vacations are over, RFK's pledge to find the cause of autism by September, the looming threat of war with Iran, young people taking “mini-retirements”, and the importance of being a good guest in another country.  -Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" comes out on Tuesday, April 15th. Click the link below to set a reminder on Netflix so you can watch when it premieres!

    438 - Tariffs, China & The Chocolate Factory

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 59:41


    Tim discusses the recent market downturn due to Donald Trump's tariffs taking effect. He reflects on the loss of American industry, a not-so-new way of life we need to accept, and how our economy was a chocolate factory that Charlie sold to China.   American Royalty Tour

    437 - Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 63:37


    Tim discusses the White House's leaked group chat, Rachel Zegler's response to the internet's Snow White hate, a Turkish Graduate student who was pulled off the street for supporting Palestine, Door Dash letting customers pay for food in installment loans, and a quick update on rapper Dank Demoss.  American Royalty Tour

    436 - Andrew Schulz

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2025 88:55


    Tim sits down with Andrew Schulz to discuss what touring in the Middle East was like, the decline of Los Angeles & why cults are its future, the lives of the ruling class, their thoughts on travel, and the future of humanity if the tech billionaires get what they want.  American Royalty Tour

    435 - Little Moments With Meghan Markle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 70:14


    Tim discusses Gavin Newsom's new podcast, Elon Musk selling Trump a Tesla on the White House lawn, a Pro-Palestinian protester gaining national attention, a self-deportation app, and Meghan Markle's Netflix show.  American Royalty Tour

    434 - Trump's Speech & Casey Anthony's Tik Tok

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 62:51


    Tim recaps President Trump's congressional speech, watches Casey Anthony's return to the public eye as a 'legal advocate', sympathizes with the LA Fire Chief, and sits down for an interview with his most controversial guest to date.  American Royalty Tour

    433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 89:16


    Tim sits down with Steve Bannon to discuss Trump's rise to power, the origins of the populist movement in America, the secret inner-workings of the intelligence community, and the tech oligarchs infiltrating politics. American Royalty Tour

    432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 64:51


    Tim discusses the payoffs being offered by Delta to passengers of the Toronto crash, watches Elon Musk wield the ‘chainsaw for bureaucracy', shares his thoughts on Hamas publicly parading the bodies of hostages, and pities Nicole Kidman.  American Royalty Tour

    431 - Kanye, Elon, & The End Of DEI

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 78:13


    Tim discusses Elon Musk's sweeping cuts to the federal government with DOGE, Kanye's Super Bowl commercial, a trans sanctuary city, and what DEI has done to Hollywood. American Royalty Tour

    430 - Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 70:31


    Tim discusses the current situation in LA, Trump's development plans for a new Gaza, and the cancelling of Emilia Pérez.  American Royalty Tour

    429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK's Hearing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 65:30


    Tim discusses the D.C. plane crash and the inevitability of tragedy when flying, watches Bernie Sanders go after RFK's Merch, and fills us in on the launch of China's new AI “Deep Seek”. American Royalty Tour

    428 - Elon's Salute & The Inauguration Bishop

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 75:05


    Tim recaps his birthday party, watches Elon's salute, and discusses the inaugural church service for Trump.  American Royalty Tour

    427 - Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors in LA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 71:49


    Tim discusses the “ceasefire” in Gaza, the impending Tik Tok ban, his decision to bail on the inauguration, and the audacity of realtors trying to sell houses in LA after the fires. American Royalty Tour

    426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 65:44


    Tim examines the devastation of the LA fires, speculates on how they might have started, and gives Californians a stern warning.  American Royalty Tour

    425 - Bad Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 78:01


    Tim sits down with Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino to discuss the Golden Globes, the film 'A Complete Unknown', the anniversary of January 6th, and the disastrous Korean airplane crash that left Pudding the Dog without a family.  American Royalty Tour

    424 - Tesla Trucks, Taiwan & The Fog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 63:19


    Tim discusses the recent terror in our country, the looming conflict over Taiwan, the fog seemingly covering the nation, and what the aliens might think of it all.  American Royalty Tour

    423 - Tech People & Celebrating Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2024 64:22


    Tim examines the holidays becoming casual, his time, parenting advice, giving the country to tech people, what Americans aspire to be, Middle Eastern insults, Taiwan and country music. American Royalty Tour

    422 - The Joe Rogan Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 153:49


    Tim sits down with Joe Rogan about Tim's special at the Comedy Mothership, drones, China, Biden, the Middle East, blackmail, the Costco family, the United Healthcare CEO, autonomous driving, pardons and the last manager at Blockbuster. American Royalty Tour

    421 - Drones, Mangione & Selling Syria

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 68:54


    Tim talks about a regime change in the Middle East, palace interior design, Luigi Mangione, a Florida teacher, the New Jersey drone mystery and why living longer isn't what it's cracked up to be. SPONSORS: Aura Frames AuraFrames.com to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame. Go To AuraFrames.com & Use code: TIM. Mint Mobile That's MINTMOBILE.com/Tim. Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/Tim. Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim American Royalty Tour

    420 - CEO Assassinations & Christmas In New York

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2024 63:04


    Tim examines holiday luck, good bets, the United Healthcare CEO, the snacking industry's optimism, Hunter Biden's pardon, a dictator's DJ daughter and the president's latest nap.  American Royalty Tour

    419 - Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2024 74:27


    Tim talks about his Thanksgiving, Frederick Douglas, Tostitos Scoops, withholding judgment on a grandmother, the Ice Cream Museum's lawsuit, homeless court, Gen Z losing itself online and Baby Shark's latest use case. American Royalty Tour

    418 - Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2024 65:11


    Tim examines the Matt Gaetz scandal, ICBM's for Christmas, F1, how many Italians are on social media, Trans-Republicans, getting blitzed with your parents, female incels and why he didn't grow up with game night. American Royalty Tour

    417 - Trumps Cabinet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2024 73:00


    Tim talks about appreciating the moment, the random circus, Armie Hammer's podcast with his mom, the presidential cabinet picks, RFK's fat map, food influencers and why Gen Z is staying in. American Royalty Tour

    416 - Election Analysis & Turning Yourself In

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2024 67:45


    Tim examines hotline abuse, podcasters swaying the election, joy being stolen, who's going to jail, Tuscany, finding a wallet and the problem with condescension American Royalty Tour

    415 - Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 65:12


    Tim talks figures, Pizza Hut helping you find a job, a woman's purse choice, Sydney Sweeney, the former Abercrombie CEO, Jimmy Carter outside and why Fresno kids have no shot. American Royalty Tour

    414 - Sen. JD Vance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2024 89:46


    Tim sits down with Senator JD Vance (R-Ohio) about being on the White House ticket, car accidents, Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, his family, Trump and who actually is fun. SPONSOR | Ground News Go to https://ground.news/tim to get 40% off the Ground News Vantage plan to see through mainstream media narratives.  American Royalty Tour

    413 - President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 64:29


    Tim examines dimensions of power, the Obama-Biden funeral meeting, Liam Payne, Doug Emhoff, a racist candle, Florida lovers gone awry and the reality of Emily in Paris American Royalty Tour

    412 - The Joker & Kamala Harris

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2024 69:59


    Tim talks about his role in a blockbuster disaster, Vice President Harris, the Menendez brothers, Vermont, shopping during a hurricane and what is in P. Diddy's suitcase. American Royalty Tour

    411 - Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2024 62:22


    Tim talks about Hurricane Helene, hating each other quietly, Pennsylvania, a startup company in Switzerland, resort core and the impending debut of his Netflix show. American Royalty Tour

    410 - Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 62:44


    Tim examines Diddy's arrest, exploding pagers in the Middle East, another attempt on Trump's life, Venezuelans in Colorado, minivans, Biden in a MAGA hat and what comes after the Costco family. American Royalty Tour

    409 - The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 68:32


    Tim talks about 9/11, the Trump-Harris debate, who is eating pets, Starbucks, Middle Eastern Yelp reviewers and why he misses post-terrorist attack patriotism. American Royalty Tour

    408 - Russian Influencers & Dying At Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 68:02


    Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron doesn't matter anymore. American Royalty Tour

    407 - The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 69:05


    Tim examines Pavel Durov's arrest, Trump's assassin's family, an autistic hockey team's ice cream sale, a pilot's experience with psychedelics and why Meghan Markle isn't a great boss. American Royalty Tour

    406 - The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 75:57


    Tim talks about his new Netflix show, the DNC, that girl from college, an Italian superyacht sinking and why the Chick-Fil-A streaming service makes perfect sense. American Royalty Tour

    405 - Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2024 69:52


    Tim examines hanging out with Israel, price gouging, Subway in crisis, putting children in jail, Matthew Perry's fake friends and why you should never weep in the Hamptons. American Royalty Tour

    404 - Tim Walz The Funnel Cake Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 72:14


    Tim goes off about a young Hollywood party, aging out of hating, Tim Walz, Minnesota, a dirty Olympic river, the National Guard, rich best friends and lizard skin suits. American Royalty Tour

    403 - Twerk For Your Supper & The KHive

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2024 66:48


    Tim talks about his sphere visit, apocalyptic movies, high end Asians, Kamala Harris, twerking too much, shadow banning, things staying the same and mothering. American Royalty Tour

    402 - Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels of Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 70:46


    Tim examines President Biden dropping out, the Secret Service Director resigning, power grabs, the Trump assassination, the Olympics and sitting on your kids. American Royalty Tour

    401 - Secret Service Sloped Roof Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 61:04


    Tim goes deep on the sloped roof at the Trump shooting, social workers, the Secret Service, what the CIA wants, Tenacious D's tour being cancelled, gender notifications and the new kids. American Royalty Tour

    400 - Trump Assassination Attempt Emergency Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 46:26


    Tim sits down with a prominent Austin broadcaster on the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service's lapse in security, how the nation is reacting and what this means for its future. American Royalty Tour

    399 - Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2024 73:40


    Tim examines President Biden's press conference, dance moms, weapon catalogues, fake babies, celebrity kids, NYC realtors and the return of pragmatism. American Royalty Tour

    398 - Joe Biden & Something Different

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 86:34


    Tim talks about Independence Day, the Biden's, Hawk Tuah girl, drill rap, the importance of lying, young nihilists, Delta serving moldy meals and blaming Ukraine. American Royalty Tour

    397 - Presidential Debate Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 70:37


    Tim examines the presidential debate, White people who drink wine, nasty retail workers, the death of malls, finance bro summer and your passion finding you. American Royalty Tour

    396 - Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2024 64:27


    Tim examines the rat men phenomenon, the pride flag, Justin Timberlake's arrest, summer abortions, cartels' immigration packages, the most American city and happy dictators. American Royalty Tour

    395 - Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2024 71:58


    Tim talks about Caitlin Clark, what he would do at a home invasion, an Amazonian tribe battling the Internet, buying in bulk, networking and the easy way out. American Royalty Tour

    394 - Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 80:46


    Tim examines President Trump's conviction, a Jaws screening gone awry, the failed Congolese coup, fun dads, Cracker Barrel's reimagining and restaurants as museums. American Royalty Tour

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