Too Moofs

Remember Nanny McPhee? It's Episode 83 - Cancelling Licenses, Cancelling PlanesIn this frantic episode, we blab about...- Music huas- Spit-taking strangers' smoothies- School supply stress- Ninja smoke exits- Workplace Draw 4 feelingsAnd so much more!Subscribe to us on YouTube and watch our shows!

So hungry, we could eat our shoe...it's Episode 82 - What in Weird Al Tarnation?In this lackluster episode, we discuss:- The Beef Wellington family- Milk bag insanity- Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines- Soy sauce meth- Body disposal test runsAnd so much more!Don't forget to buy our merch NOW before prices go up on August 1. TooMoofs.com/merch

Law & Order Sound is Dun Dun, it's Episode 81 - It's-a Me! I'm In Jamaica!In this interrupted episode, we blab about:- Binge etiquette- Sucking on hotel toes- Bursting Capri Suns- Stanky leg up a mountain- Snobby candy stereotypesAnd so much more!Don't forget to get some sweet merch at TooMoofs.com/merch

The slide won't inflatey, it's Episode 80 - Up for Some Weekend Bloodshed?In this wrapped up episode, we digest:- AI celebrity voices- Lozenges...just lozenges....- Selling Johnnycakes- Missing mascot heads- Cocaine breath stripsAnd so much more!Don't forget to get your place clean by vising Jennifer and Ashley over at https://www.hermajestyservices.com/

Don't spelunk in a mine, it's Episode 79 - Too Many SwordsIn this forgotten about show, we ponder:- Funko Pop dopplegangers- Hitting kids with t-shirts- Foul ball hot dog scams- Stolen spoons- Kelly Kapowski's showerAnd so much more!Don't forget to visit TooMoofs.com/sticker to get yourself a free sticker!

Turning On the Hot Plate, it's Episode 78 - Drowning in a CommercialIn this flavorful episode, we blab about:- Uncle Sam's wife- 90s flexes- Vin Diesel tourette syndrome- Happy Hour" procedures- Winning video games when you're deadAnd so much more!Don't forget to subscribe to us on your favorite podcast apps! Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!

On The Office they fired Devin....it's Episode 77 - Tastes Like A Tiger's Blood SlushieIn this distant episode, we ponder:- Aggressive Canadian homeless- Mailing poop to your enemies- Used wet hotel towels- Going to jail for a free cookie- Illiterate professional athletesAnd so much more!Don't forget, you can always e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com or text us at 347-MY-MOOFS

Don't Have Too Many Side Chicks, It's Episode 76 - How Much for Wyoming?In this hyper episode, we ponder....- Evolution of Emo music- Motivational drumming- Timeless cereals- Cocaine first dates- Cancer textsAnd so much more!Don't forget to subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!

Don't drink and drive, it's Episode 75 - Biting Into Machu PicchuIn this rejuvinated episode, we blab about:- Dog poop mysteries- Inattentive barbers- Furious makeout sessions- Optimal holiday landings- Dinner with Kim Jong-UnAnd so much more!Make sure you start your year fresh by utilizing our friends at Her Majesty Services! hermajestyservices.com

Washed up ashore, it's Episode 74 - Hashtag Me TowIn this revived episode, we discuss:- Fishing for conversation topics- Tweaking soccer- The ballad of Lester Fixins- Corporate thank you conspiracies- Grocery store match gameAnd so much more!We know it may be past the holiday season, but you can still always get merch at TooMoofs.com/merch

Fiddle Dee Dee, it's Episode 73 - Dusty PeanutsIn this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about:- Inconvenient Houses- Cheese scented nail polish- Terrible attack animals- The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie- Failed food segmentsAnd so much more!Hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Get a Clue - It's Episode 72: Kink Shaming is My KinkIn this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about:- Fake raw meat- What to do with stolen art- Tuesdays versus Sundays- Nose biting- Chocolate bunny destructionAnd so much more! (Including probably the worst audio we've ever done as we almost die on air....)Check us out on YouTube and subscribe to Too Moofs!

Featuring guest rapper Big Pun, it's Episode 71 - Donkey P EnterprisesIn this rambling episode, we blab about....- Alcoholic ice cream- Awkward high school reunion awards- Being married to inventions- Multigenerational cereals- Blending iPhonesAnd so much more!Get yourself a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker!

Remember Brandon Lee? It's Episode 70 - Foot Locker Prayer CircleIn this forgotten episode, we ponder:- European listeners- Stinky sock Coca Cola- Forgetting money at an ATM- Sucking on frozen sausages- Medieval TinderAnd so much more!Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, or Spotify!

Ring Doorbell chime, it's Episode 69 - Have I Not Been Enjoying Them Warm?In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate:- Ying Yang Twins light budget- Chinese food accuracy- Aggressive ice dispensers- Pantsing rates- Eating gourmet cat foodIf you haven't heard the news already, please consider donating on PayPal to TooMoofs@gmail.com where all money raised will go towards buying gift cards to Amber at Classic Man Cuts so she can have guaranteed cash while she undergoes treatment for breast cancer. C'mon Moof Troop, we can do it!

I sealed your fate, it's Episode 68 - Push It n Smush ItIn this sophomoric episode, we digest:- Drunk blind people- Urinal power moves- Time traveling Eminem- Disposable plungers- Drowning in chocolateAnd so much more!Please subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!

Keep that engine revvin, it's Episode 67 - Eye Patches Give You Sea CredWe thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about:- Mayo on french fries- Mispronouncing Buc-ees- Gas station parking rules- End of the world jobs- Pee pee milkshakesAnd so much more!Be safe and keep your fingers this holiday season!

Skateboard Tricks are Sick - It's Episode 66: Sarcstic Jersey ComplimentsIn this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about:- Sci-fi movie jobs- Tonail fungus cartoons- Scratch off prize splits- Big Daddy 2 plot ideas- Human zoo tricksAnd so much more!Don't forget to get a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Can I drive? It's Episode 65 - My Dad Has A Weed Guy In His PhoneIn this wacky episode, we ponder:- The bell curve of high school reunions- Carmen Sandiego skills- Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs- Universal conversation starters- Taste testing Flamin' Hot Mountain DewAnd so much more!Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, or Google Podcast!

Washed up on shore, it's Episode 64 - My Grandpa Sweats When He Sits Down TooIn this tasty episode, we digest...- Eating mac and cheese ice cream- 70s football theme songs- Getting stuck in an outhouse- Proper s'more ratios- The most important color to seeAnd so much more!Don't forget, you can get merch anytime at TooMoofs.com/merch

Don't chop down the tree, it's Episode 63 - It Looks ReliableIn this fanatical episode, we fawn over:- Hard Mountain Dew flavors- All you can eat eggs- Chess boxing- Easter condoms- Agreeing on birthday lyricsAnd so much more!Special thanks to our special guest Michelle aka Lego Shelly! Check out her Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/legoshellyAnd if you're her "only"....."fan"....legoshelly is the way to go too!

You know what to do! It's Episode 62 - Flat Pepper GrinderIn this long-awaited episode, we rant about:- Taste testing Pepsi Nitro- Space shuttle piggyback rides- Kiss cam planning- Nude jackhammering- Clutch hot dogsSubscribe to our shows on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!

Get away from thes sun, it's Episode 61: The Nicest Hole TournamentIn this spicy episode, we debate:- Drive-Thru menaces to society- Baby experiments- Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail- Crazy strawberry pickers- Salad bar puddingAnd so much more!Please consider donating to fellow listener Jessica's GoFundMe for her fiance!https://www.gofundme.com/f/bsn3p-justin-and-family?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheetAny listener who donates will get a free Too Moofs shirt compliments of us!

Ten Plus Fifty...Episode 60 - Sometimes You Just Gotta ScissorIn this action-packed episode we blabber about:- The flavor of space- Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast - Old men punching conspiracy theorists- Traumatic kids movies- Skunks with rabiesAnd so much more!Make sure you're subscribing to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!

It's time to shine! Episode 59 - No Thank You!In this stalkerish episode, we discuss:- Scorched Earth ex boyfriends- Tomato throwing ripeness- Jerk genies- Potato perfumes- Gambling on the PopeAnd so much more!Shout out to our newest sponsor Declass ified Cosmetics! Combine makeup and conspiracy theories and be the first to get their merch at declassifiedcosmetics.com

Why up so late? It's Episode 58 - Saddam Hussein Trusted YouIn this episode not edited for a while, we blab about:- Awkwardly eating in front of others- Ghost condoms- Disney bros for life- Cashier side conversations- Covert spy chickensAnd so much more!Don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

This bread needs to leaven - It's Episode 57: Funeral Hologram RoastsIn this long awaited show, we ponder:- Insane baby names- Smoked cream cheese phenomenon- Buying out movie theaters- Bobsledding in an arena- Reusable potatoesAnd don't forget, if you'd like to donate to us running in our undies, donate here:my.cupids.org/toomoofs

Magician Tricks - Episode 56: Sword Classes or Curling ClubIn this new year episode, we ponder...- Lickable TVs- Trinidad name branding- Anti-bucket lists- Evil twin origins- The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings reviewFree shipping on all orders at TooMoofs.com/Merch

Look Alive - Episode 55: Illegal Mentos ActivitiesIn this extra long episode, we debate:- Bowling ball dipping cups- Ruthless golf broadcasts- Princess rankings- Forced poop scenarios- Lame stick & hoop toysAnd so much more!Special thanks to our buddy, Tucker, for sitting in-studio with us for the entire thing!Happy Holidays, Moof Troop!

Keeping the Score - Episode 54: All I Need Is A Two Minute FlightIn this futuristic episode, we contemplate...- Dan Marino freakouts- Passive-Aggressive lane changes- Inappropriate mustaches- Syrup pronunciations- $500 baby powder betsDon't forget, you can get a commercial as a great holiday gift! www.TooMoofs.com/commercial

Climb up a tree, it's Episode 53 - Fast Food CursesIn this dog bothered episode, we blab about:- Netflix D pics- Honest but confusing teenagers- Movie theater regulations- Birthday deaths- Tank supermarket runsAnd so much more!Don't forget, we still have FREE SHIPPING from now until Thanksgiving on ANY merch order at TooMoofs.com/Merch

Riding on a Sea Doo, Episode 52 - McDonald's BlitzkriegIn this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about:- Lawyers with Trapper Keepers- Double-decker hot dogs- Good luck hair rips- Annoying young clones- Fast food alcoholsAND MANY MORE TANGENTS!Get a FREE sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Participate in a Fun Run....it's Episode 51 - Taliban BananaIn this aggravated episode, we speak about:- Phone number cadences- TV repairman stalkers- Nard oculus goggles- Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt- Kenny's strange superpowerYou can always get a FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/StickerHappy Halloweenie, Moof Troop!

Ain't it Nifty? Episode 50 - Clearly the Answer Is Not AliensIn this record-breaking episode, we blab about:- Classiness levels of chain restaurants- Backwards live streams- Jason Segel's greatest scene- Pet soul mates- Ninja sword attacksAnd so much more!If you haven't already, join our Facebook Group! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

Chris Pratt or Chris Pine? It's Episode 49 - Bone, Lick, & BozIn this burgerific episode, we digest:- Lying about farts- Spittoon noises- Squishy pizza rolls- Mark Cuban ultimatums- Proper self-burnsDon't forget to check out our awesome sponsor, Her Majesty Services and get your place clean! hermajestyservices.com

It's your fate! Episode 48 - I Am Captain ColaIn this burptastic episode, we ramble about:- Toilet Face Times- Dream Ants- Backboard Naming Rights- Cinnamon Milk- Fecal PunsAnd so much more!Don't forget you can get ALL of your Too Moofs merchandise by going to TooMoofs.com/Merch

90's singer Campbell, Tevin - Episode 47 - You're In My World NowIn this goofy episode, we cackle about:- Upright Worm Dance- Blind Potato Chip Tasting- Sticky Arby's Sauce- Proper Chicken Bun Sizes- Ethics of Seat SavingAnd so much more!Don't forget, you can always subscribe to our show on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, and Spotify! Get our episodes automatically downloaded to your phone!

Put it in the Mix! Episode 46 - Ultimate DiarrheaIn this wacky episode, we discuss:- Dumpster Sombreros- Bad Trivia Hosts- British Where's Waldo- Historical Social Media- Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air!Get our merch and rep our stuff! TooMoofs.com/Merch

Get ready to jive, it's Episode 45 - Dino Pyte MehterIn this long awaited episode, we speak about:- Free TV Scams- Disappointing Polish Food- Radioactive Pigs- Anxiety Eye Puffs- Gold Medal Snap TowelsAnd so much more!Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker

You Ddidn't Ask For More - Episode 44 - The Power of the NuggiesIn this lazy episode, we discuss:- Horse Dancing- Winn Dixie Wings- The Grammar of Darts- Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom- Mozzarella Stick ValidationDon't forget to subscribe to Too Moofs on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, and iHeartRadio!

What it be? It's Episode 43 - MRG Does Not Have Eleven BabiesIn this funtacular episode, we blab about....- Onion Olympic Torch- Why people blacklist ketchup- Tracy Morgan's singing chops- Mutton curry- Oscar the Grouch's legsAnd so much more!Don't forget you can always buy our merch at TooMoofs.com/merch

Lazers Go Pew Pew - It's Episode 42 - Mummy RepellentIn this insightful episode, we discuss:- Human Patch Updates- Annoying British accents- Movie theater upgrades- Awkward bartender jokes- Pitch black whale mouthsAnd so much more!Don't forget to join our FB page! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

Hide from the Sun, it's Episode 41 - Junior Interior DesignersIn this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about:- Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich- Trnasparent napkins- Cereal stats- Tipping games- Spelling Bee tragediesAnd so much more!Also, if y'all can, please help out Jai. He's a student of one of the Moof Troop and was attacked by a shark. He's fighting like crazy and any help for medical bills would be appreciated!https://gofund.me/9c92b878

Hey Shawty! It's Episode 40 - The Prince of MoofaniaIn this gross episode, we blab about:- Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads- Female flirting tactics- Kenny's "coughing blood adventure"- Convincing the Queen of England to marry us- Insisting soup returnsAnd many more uninteresting topics!Join our Facebook page and help us get to 300 fans!www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

Aint it fine? Episode 39 - Send Your Guy and Spiced HamHey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about:- Happy beginnings- Spam vs Porkrolls- Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License"- John Claude Van Damme's dance moves- Kentucky Derby announcersAnd so much more!And if you haven't already, make sure you join our Facebook Group!https://www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

No need to hate, it's Episode 38 - 2-for-1 Kim JongaritasIn this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about:- Does anyone say "underpants" anymore- Voodoo ceremonies- Flowing down the Porkchop River- Creating infinite energy- Dogs floating in space while doggy paddlingAnd so much more!And don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Home Alone Kevin? Episode 37 - Hawaii Sloppy SecondsIn this overly excited show, we discuss:- The best chicken nugget shape- Toilet retrieval thresholds- Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun- Buffet customer service- In appropriate wrestling gimmicks- Kenny and Matt swap segmentsSpecial thanks to Amber at Classic Man Cuts for helping us look nice and fly!

We're in the mix - Episode 36 - Doing the Hunka Chunka!In this insane episode, we dialogue about:- Backup Option Cars- An ATM Withdrawal Mystery- Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds- The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads"- To-Go Crab LegsDon't forget to get your hair did with Amber at ClassicManCuts.com!

Look alive! It's Episode 35 - Every Frieburg For ThemselvesIn this fast paced episode, we discuss:- The lack of Asian sports team names- Lying about your age for free cookies- How to analyze if people are dating- Human names for cars- Escaped monkeys still on the looseBe sure to visit our awesome sponsor: Her Majesty Services!www.hermajestyservices.com

Ready for more? It's Episode 34 - Scamming Mr. BabaIn this scheming episode, we blab about:- Obtaining stamps at a discount- Food promo scams- Matt saying "raccoon" weird- The Truman Show in real life- Jail for money scenariosDon't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube! Just search "Too Moofs"Love you all!

Can it be? Episode 33 - Macho Man at an OK BuyIn our first normal episode in forever, we chat about:- Secret handshakes- Wasting the time of scammers- Group dancing at weddings- The anxiety of being left on "read"- Confusing a Whopper and a Big MacAnd much more!Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at www.TooMoofs.com/sticker