Two Cents Plus Tax

We're back from hiatus and discussing Beyonce, hats, being creepy, Keke Palmer being a Lacan fan, and much more!

This week we're discussing Toshio's new book, Miss Major Speaks,  The Succession series finale, the political power of Fresca, Tyra Banks, Vaseline, Somebody Somewhere, writing a will, and much much more.

We're BACK! After a bit of a hiatus we have finally returned. We're talking Yellowjackets, calling BS on a certain Hollywood actor's 'extraordinary' claims, getting personal about the Denver airport AND giving you insider access to the podcast's group text dynamics (who is the 'agent of chaos'?) Also: TOSHIO HAS A BOOK COMING OUT!

We're all about awards season this week! Also: faking Northern Irish accents, the talent of Samantha Morton, and one of us is a surprising Top Gun stan. All this plus lots more. More at: patreon.com/twocentsplustax | instagram.com/twocentsplustax | twitter.com/twocentsplustax

We're conversing about cash this week! Also: supporting your therapist during their new life chapter, buying into nobility, and checking in with the Ryans of Hollywood. patreon.com/twocentsplustax | instagram.com/twocentsplustax | twitter.com/twocentsplustax

It's still February but we're talking May-December relationships! Also: MILFs and their thirsty sons, explaining what a Saturn Return is and Lady Gaga: The Pokerface Story.  patreon.com/twocentsplustax twocentsplustaxpodcast.com

It's our February Freakout episode and we've got a lot to cover: Oscar scandals, dead Canadian groundhogs, late night talk show mediocrity, strange historical expressions and so much more!

We're checking in on the accuracy of our 2022 predictions, manifesting our will for 2023 and as usual we have a whooooole lot to say on all the things.  Support us on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We survived 2022 and are discussing some of our favorite things! Also: Caitlin issues a formal apology, Krystal's indie music intuition proves correct and Toshio educates us about an obscure and absolutely wild TV program from the early 2000s. Support us on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

Regrettable Halloween costumes of our youth, thoughts on Patrick Wilson's career, what happened to Josh Hartnett?, “Snakes On a Train,” and a British woman named Kelly Reilly. All this plus lots more! Support us on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's our Bicentennial episode! Celebrate with us as we dive into what the BBC declared “the worst song,” the surprising book about the music biz that changed Toshio's life, predictions about death that haven't come true (yet), and of course, MUCH more. Support us on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're scrutinizing scandals and probing into the petty! Cheating, fake vocals, spitting on costars, and anal beads to amp up your chess game. All this and lots more!  Support us on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

This week it's all about the culture we've been digging into. Also: celebrity memoirs, creepy Swedes, and a knockdown drag out fight almost rips the podcast apart!  Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're reflecting on Reunions: family, high school, Romy and Michelle. Also: shopping center plastic surgery, The name “Brenda,” and much more.  Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're discussing doppelgängers this week with shocking revelations! Also: the genius of Jean Smart, Botox for babies, and much more.  Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

Times are tense and the hosts have a few things to get off their chests! Also: Michelle Branch gets revenge, dating tips for single straight men, getting paid in Groupons, and lots more. Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're delving into dramatic daytime TV this week! Also: monkeypox, white moms, community theater acting coaches, and dolls that magically come to life. Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're pontificating about punctuality and tussling over time. Also: Krystal relays a “unicorn” experience, Toshio creatively fights racism, and Caitlin ponders intimacy with a handsome senior gentleman. Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's July, which means it's Disability Pride month! Krystal and Caitlin chat about pride, justice and how to manipulate nondisableds into doing your dirty work. Find your joy where you can! All this and much much more.  Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's Introverts v. Extraverts this week! Also: personality quizzes, moms that go hard on novelty t-shirts, 90s UK pop charts, kindness instead of niceness, and more stories about nondisabled people being weird. All this and much more! Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/ Are you an extrovert, introvert or extrovert? quiz here: shorturl.at/aiz06

We're babbling about Bodies this week. We're going deep and getting Red Table real.  Disability! Gender! Sobriety! Lee Pace! Sperm banks! And (always) much much more. Support this podcast on Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's a grab bag episode as your favorite trio discusses everything they can possibly fit into an hour: Connecticutters, skin flutes, Jean Smart, syphilis, Bill Hader, and the actor that set Krystal's heart and loins aflame in 1994.    Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's part 2 of our exploration of Gen Z trends! Also: Toshio gives tips on cheating marketing focus groups, Caitlin's got a bad case of anglophilia, and Krystal wonders if she should do drugs in a few years.   Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're discussing Gen Z trends like the clueless elderly millennials that we are! Also: Caitlin embraces being a Coastal Grandmother, Krystal reveals the origin of New Toothbrush Day, and Tosh reminisces on a jeans-related music scandal. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

The trio is tired but too blessed to be stressed this week as we get personal with the fans! Also: Krystal becomes a social butterfly, Toshio introduces us to a sexy and terrifying new app, and Caitlin volunteers to be eaten during the upcoming apocalypse. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's a historic day at the podcast with HRH Matt Luton, royal expert and our first ever guest! We dish on jubilees, mandatory pantyhose, countesses bathing in virgins' blood, Canadian money and much more. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're going back in time to chat about crappy first jobs! Also: terrible haircuts, shoes that make wild and sexy claims, stealing from the lost and found, and much more. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

The trio is back for a highly slanderous episode! Tune in for: cosmonauts, Tyra Banks' love of pranks, The Streisand effect, Jim versus John Belushi, breaking the podcast 4th wall and much more.  Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

Spring has sprung and we're sounding off on the season. Also: Krystal defends Camelot (again), Toshio questions the authenticity of Jesus, and Caitlin is allergic to electricity! Important throwback show note featuring Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2hOlVqqek Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

We're sermonizing on the Self this week: self help, improvement and care! Also: what's a bubblegum gym? Should you imbibe moon juice? And why are people drinking sewer water? Listen for all this and much more. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's our one year anniversary celebration! Join us for an extra special session of fan favorite, “No Tax.” As always, things get weird.  Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax Transcripts -> https://twocentsplustaxpodcast.com/podcast-transcripts/

It's All About Aging this week! Caitlin gets a divorce, Krystal has been 40 for 35 years and Toshio becomes a member of Generation Z. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax

We're speaking on Solitude this week! Also: a shocking celebrity breakup leaves us shook, Producer Toshio gives his 2022 predictions, and Krystal has some strange ideas about “cool things.” Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's 2022 and we're predicting the year's pop culture! Will Krystal's TV wishes come true? Will Caitlin be sent to a CIA black site? Listen for all the psychic goodness and more. More at -> https://www.patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's our 2021 wrap up spectacular! The hosts discuss some of their favorite culture of the year: Krystal and Toshio almost come to blows over a famous icon, Caitlin  has a baby, and everyone gears up for the impending apocalypse. Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's our 25th episode and things will never be the same! The trio looks into Lying this week, playing a game filled with shocking confessions and stunning reveals. Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

  Presenting our most controversial episode yet: we're deconstructing DIVAS! Also: Krystal gets married, Toshio is concerned about our impending AI overlords, and Caitlin makes VERY slanderous allegations about a famous drag queen. Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's a comprehensive cultural extravaganza on the pod this week! We talk: book and TV recommendations, scams, murder, knives hidden in couches, children raised by wolves, and once again, Brendan Fraser. Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's a friendly fireside chat as the hosts need time to recuperate from the pod's overwhelming international success. Also: Caitlin and Krystal's mom share a beautiful connection, and Producer Toshio has opinions on some Hollywood icons.   Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's our 21st episode! We're taking Jell-O shots and bloviating about getting banned. From the “Washington Wives,” to a 90s rap nemesis, to “The Filthy Fifteen,” we are serving this episode with a parental advisory warning. Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

Our treasured trio mouths off about MTV. Iconic VJs! Iconic videos! Iconic feuds! Also: Producer Toshio discusses an esoteric vegan food scam, Caitlin's lust is shockingly awakened, and Krystal finally reads a damn book! Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax  

  It's a confab on Conspiracy Theories this week! The tricky trio explore outrageous (and hilarious) pop culture conspiracies that guarantee you'll never think about Brazil or Beyonce the same way again.   -> Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax  

It's a study of the Supernatural and pondering of the paranormal! Also: a movie makes Caitlin terrified of white women, Toshio reports on trashy T-Shirt trends, and Krystal reminds us of our favorite mystery-solving haunted typewriter. -> Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

It's July, which means we're scrutinizing Summer! Also: nightmare meals, destroying the rainforest through our beverage choices, and someone's making out in grandma's backyard. -> Patreon for more: patreon.com/twocentsplustax

We're getting into the nitty-gritty of Names this week! Also: Krystal reveals a shocking family secret, Caitlin is forced into using a work alias, and a heated debate over the meaning of corn dollies almost tears the podcast apart.

It's a culture free-for-all as the tricky trio gets into their current obsessions. Also: someone reveals a talento nascosto, someone else is investigating music for young people, and another seeks justice for T-Pain.

The hosts discuss the truth about tresses: the personal, the political, and the perms. Plus: producer and teen correspondent proxy, Toshio, enlightens us all on current hair trends. 

It's a scrutiny of shade as the hosts dissect their favorite feuds: iconic insults, social media shenanigans, and controversial catfights.  

It's SCAM week at Two Cents Plus Tax! Our tricky trio size up all things shady, exploring some of their favorite cultural cons and even incriminating themselves on multiple occasions. An episode that will surely live in infamy. 

The most controversial episode yet and the one our lawyers warned us about releasing: Join our hosts and Producer Toshio as they go in on Gossip. Be warned: no one is safe from scandal.

This very special episode ponders Parties: birthday, surprise, murder mystery, and more! Also: Producer Toshio stuns Krystal with an unexpected lifestyle choice and Caitlin celebrates her second pandemmy birthday.