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The White Bitch Buffet is a talkshow consisting of resident white bitches Maxine and Laura as they talk about trials and tribulations of being poor college students in Massachusetts and all the s**t they complain about. They dish out their opinions on the latest TV shows and stories in the news. Eac…

Maxine & Laura


    • Apr 27, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 95 EPISODES


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    EP 100 - 100th Episode Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 110:38


    The 100th Episode Spectacular is spectacularly late! Life is whizzing by since this episode was recorded in December 2022 but this is the last one in the vault before we record something fresh! The bitches (and Kevin) are eating donuts baby!!! Maxine bought 8 different donuts from Rocco's and they give live reviews until they're full and itchy will allergic reactions to chocolate. We hit all the classics for the spectacular and Dizz on the Grizz doesn't disappoint with fast food reviews and unlimited ping pong. Netflix addictions talks Bruins hockey love(which stands the 4 month test of time pretty well), tattoos, confusing movies, and rom-coms galore. Fingers crossed its not 80 years til you hear from us again lol xoxo White Bitch Buffet

    EP 99 - Are You There, Listeners? It's Us, Slackers.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 127:14


    The gals are back after an impromptu and much-needed break.  Please enjoy this gift for waiting which is a four months ago recorded podcast that is more outdated than any episode we've ever published.  We begin by going over our Fall travels - we've done nothing exciting since then so you haven't missed much!  Maxine regales us with her fancy Miami restaurant experience complete with hostesses wearing prom dresses.  Laura and Meag discuss their Vegas/Skankfest adventure and we (slowly) transition that into Dizz on the Grizz.  Laura reveals her brave and exciting beginners journey with soup and you'll never guess the one that got her into it.  The gals end this way-too-long episode with an explosive fight about UFOs after our Netflix Addictions segment.  Believe it or not, this was edited way down.  Is this the reason why we needed a break?  Listen to the full episode and you'll see.      Best,  White Bitch Buffet

    EP 98 - A week late and an hour long

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 94:45


    EP 98 is October baby!! Delayed by dog ailments but ready for your ears. The bitches are talking Dizz on the Grizz with Laura tackling home cooking with her air fryer, Max learning to bake like a Brit using scales, and Meaghan's latest baking adventures. Netflix Addictions has your low down on Cobra Kai, In the Dark, and Uncoupled and Max is watching football football football. This episode wraps up with rat tales and shopping biiiiiitch cause you know they loved/hated what they got. 

    EP 97 - Fancy Man Lunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 102:39


    Heyoooo we are back and longer than ever.  After a failed month (sorry Mike!), and our second lost episode, we had some catching up to do.  Strap in as we discuss the party Laura threw this summer that will have the people talking to decades!  Maxine shares her donut of the month thoughts, Meag and Laura break down the worst movie that's ever been made (worse than swiped!!) and all three gals wrap up by talking recently released albums.   Catch us in October!

    EP 95 - Noconut

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 91:07


    A longer episode awaits you as we could not stop arguing about the definitions of comfort food, if Jurassic World was good and coconut cookies.    Episode 95!  We talk about what was Maxine's grandma's trick to youthful skin, why Chipotle sucks more than you remember and end the episode with a warning to check for ticks this summer. Are we on twitter anymore? Who knows!  Follow us if so.      

    EP 94 - White People Tacos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 76:17


    It's June!! Who doesn't want a good strech, right...? Laura jumps right into the episode talking about her free deep stretch experience from an Instagram Ad. Sounds sketchy.. but it's legit - scouts honor. Dizzle on the grizzle is full of taco talk and does Maxine get turned on by a blueberry delight?? You'll have to tune into this one. Meag, Maxine and Laura all recap their time at Kendra's bachelorette when they induldged in shrooms and paddleboards (and of course more tacos). The episode wraps up with, you guessed it -Netlflix Addictions. 

    EP 93 - Cheating Is Good?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 70:49


    It is May.  We have all collectively lost our minds.  Enjoy the ep!  

    EP 92 - BREEN'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 75:09


    White Bitch Buffet March has the bitches getting back together in person, this time in Worcester for a very special Dizz on the Grizz treat! As discussed last month, the ladies are hitting Breen's Cafe in Worcester to try the much spammed about steak and cheese subs. How did the sammies hold up? The girls and Kevin can't hold in their excitement on this one. As Always Max, Big L, and Meag also talk Netflix Addictions and gush about the TV that has been getting them through; talking Jackass, sitcoms, and losing their shit about missing people.

    EP 91 - 3 Spontaneous, Young, 20-Somethings!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 68:46


    Happy March to all buffet goers!  We come into this episode like a lion (multiple disruptions and stopped recordings) and strut our little lady lamb legs out.   We shockingly spend 85% of Dizz on the Grizz discussing tacos.  Maxine brings up some "beef" she has with a local Worcester bar.  The ladies then transition to Netflix addictions and talk Murderville, Dream/Killer and discuss the validity of the word testification.    

    EP 90 - Grinder Hand

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 71:21


    We're coming at you very late this month; late like that rat Punxsutawney Phil's Spring "guess".  Are the ladies starting a classic Boston/Philly beef with ol' Phil?  Tune in to find out.   In this episode, we discuss our favorite candies in Dizzy Grizzy for far too long.  Afterwards the ladies hop into Netflix Addictions to talk Abbott Elementary, Cobra Kai and another terrible rom-com The Royal Treatment.  We wrap up our time with a quick game of Who's News!?!   Follow on the things although some of us haven't tweeted in a year.  If you haven't already, just tell us you listen, we think it's bizarre and maybe it will convince us to put in more effort? Or not.      

    EP 89 - RIP GRAMMA MARY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 66:35


    & Betty White.    Happy New Year to all buffet goers! This episode involves live taste-testing during Dizz on the Grizz and a sweet debut story from Husband of the Pod, Chris.   The ladies then hop into Netflix addictions to discuss Great British Bake Off, Nicole Byer, murderers, Mighty ducks, and horny straight-to-video rom coms. Btw, Maxine was right - it was a panettone.  And Meaghan was right, we threw the rest away.    Follow us on all the things!  Or don't!  

    EP 88 - TTTTT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 60:58


    Welp, if you make it through this full episode you are a real (bored) one.  Chaos surrounds episode 88 named TTTTT after Tinsel, Tori, Thunder, Taylor and Tears.   The girls start off the episode talking our girls Tori Kelly and Taylor Swift.  A storm is brewing in Massachusetts, as you'll hear in the background, because it was too much to edit out!  We sort of transition into Netflix Addictions talking Rom Com content and Halloween thrills (we know it's December, it's chaos).  After Maxine tries to casually mention that she ate handfuls of coffee to stay awake in highschool in order to stay up for SNL, the girls decide to move into Dizz on the Grizz.  Laura gives a Taco Bell update, Max walks us through her latest dish - a Birthday Dutch Baby Pancake!!, and Meaghan recalls her 3 day vacation of pigging out.  The girls close up the episode, and the year, discussing Laura's horrifying dental experience which you guessed it - ends in tears.   Happy end of 2021 to all!!     Follow us on the things, ask us for merch and eat good food.

    EP 87 - You Say Tomato, We Say "Fuck You, Bruce Willis!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 61:26


    November's episode comes to you live from Meaghan's new house.  During Netflix Addictions, Maxine reveals to the gals in a shocking turn-of-events that the movie Castaway is... sad?  After a quick sob, we move on to Dizz on the Grizz Live!  Meaghan made a lasagna, Maxine baked a beautiful focaccia and Laura attempted to make cupcakes.  We wrap up the episode talking live events again!    

    EP 86 - Happy Dog Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 74:06


    Oooh baby we back with another pod recorded in person! The ladies kick off the ep in whirlwind of emotions as Max learns a dear friend has become a dog mom for the first time. They eventually get on track and start to recap their day, jumping right into Dizz on the Grizz, to review yet another River House donut and Maxini's very first Burrito Bowl-to-go experience!!! The bitches each dish on their own dizz, reviewing homemade pizza and even more Taco Bell updates. Big L kicks off Netflix Addictions with a return to the movies and Max chugs her way through Roast after Roast. Meaghan praises The Other Two and for some reason they all talk about bathtubs A LOT. Meag and Laura are both moving and Max has a pumpkin update!! #spookybitch

    EP 85 - Kristen in a Wiig?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 74:47


    Episode 85 was made for our listeners who can withstand the gruesome and gory details of the lives of three late-20s ladies.  If you can't handle talk of blue poop and blister juice, turn away now because we love to stay real with our community.  Ironically, there is also a good amount of censorship in this episode so if you hate freedom of speech then this also might be the episode for you. The girls talk Dizz on the Grizz, Tickets!, and the classic Netflix Addictions this episode.  Laura starts out with a good ol' Taco Bell update; Maxine keeps us informed of where her and Kevin are at in regards to their rocky relationship with cast iron pans and Meaghan is rocked by a Flix reveal that leaves her shocked even after editing and listening to this podcast 15 times.     Follow some of us on some of the things and watch out for October's episode because Maxine will be trying *THE* Donut.

    EP 84 - Naughty Queso

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 75:36


    The girls are here to guide you on what you should buy, eat and watch for the rest of Summer 2021.  Things get a bit too hot & heavy at The Burrito Bowl To Go for Laura.  Maxine gives us an expected garden update.  And, lastly, Meaghan bums us all out with her recent watches in Netflix Addictions.   Follow us on the things, like and subscribe.  

    EP 83 - Jizzin on the Dizzle on the Grizz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 81:37


    The ladies start out talking, you guessed it, Mexican food and local eggs.  We then transition into Netflix Addictions with Maxine raving about this years Eurovision and Meaghan breaking down a mostly embarrassing list of content that she's consumed.  We close out the episode with a shout out to the ending of Pride month, more of Laura's dating adventures and nonsense.

    EP 82 - I got a side story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 81:50


    Bio coming soon, luv Maxi

    Ep 81 - Back to Breaking Bread

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 60:12


    Episode 81 is here and full of spontaneous fun!  If you're wondering how the audio is better, yet simultaneously worse, it's because all three girls finally ate some of Maxine's bread and recorded in person again!!!! Tune in to hear our thoughts off of a fresh Taco Bell trip(s), Demi Lovato's new documentary (pre-frozen yogurt scandal) and some pure dog content.   Follow us on all the things, continue to NOT go to our website and reach out if you'd like a pack of beautiful matches with "Get Lit Bitch - White Bitch Buffet" on them!

    Ep 80 - Champagne Problems ft. Sara Cornell!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 73:10


    Best Friend of the pod, Sara Cornell, joins the girls for our first ever quiz segment!  After a quick and heated update on Taco Bell, the girls turn their attention to the main guest - Sara Cornell's taste buds.  We put Sara's extraordinary gift to the test through 10 rigorous rounds of flavors and curveballs.  The girls finish out the episode by talking Netflix Addictions (murders, pre-teen dance movies; you get the drill) and polish off number 80 with Laura's favorite game - Who's News??!   Follow us on all the things and hit up Maxine if you'd like a specially printed book of White Bitch Buffet matches - "Get Lit Bitch!"

    Ep 79 - To All The Foods: Always & Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 74:59


    The girls waste no time this week by hopping right into Dizzle on the Grizzle with a white hot alert. After talking about Taco Bell and some kitchen appliance tips, Maxine brings us to Netflix Addictions talking the new documentary, Hotel Cecil.  After a breakdown and rating of To All The Boys: Always & Forever by Meaghan and Laura, all three girls compete to win in a sort-of topical game of 20 questions.  Follow us on twitter @whitebtchbuffet @LauraaaMedeiros @itsmaxinebitch & @mayyyyyygen 

    EP 78 - The White Bitch Musical

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 73:53


    Guys, we’re really sorry – we just couldn’t stop singing.  And if you’re confused because we keep saying “I talked about this last week” or “In the first record,” that’s because this was our second attempt at Episode 78 and we forgot to explain it clearly or even mention it at all for at least 10 minutes.  Episode 78 starts with a heated discussion about the relationships between Reba, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Sum 41 & Canadian Queen Avril Lavigne.  Maxine takes us on a nostalgic tour of some forgotten hits on Avril’s first album, Let Go.  In Dizzle on the Grizzle, we discuss Chipotle’s new and less-than-exciting item.  Speaking of burrito bowls, there’s a new local Taunton gas station taco spot/obsession called The Burrito Bowl To Go that has fed Laura more times in the past few weeks than you’d think is possible.  Maxine shows us her danish whisk, exciting and appalling everyone, and shares some of her recent cast iron recipes.  Netflix addictions kicks off with Laura ranting about season 3 of Cobra Kai to the dead audience of Meaghan and Maxine who learn nothing except that Sensei Kreese is apparently an asshole.  Meaghan informs everyone about the new Danish children’s show called John Dillermand.  Community gets a final Hail Mary attempt at convincing Maxine and Laura to look past their unwarranted hatred of Joel McHale.  Lastly, we all attempt to make this episode topical by discussing Laura’s current online dating (mis)adventures! 

    EP 77 - Bad Bitch Bed Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 78:10


    The bitches come out of the gates hard discussing an important topic: boobs.  We give a shout out to possibly our only listener on Earth, Cousin James! Hey, Cousin James!! Next, we slide into our new segment, Bad Bitch Alert where we shout out Bad Bitches who gave us the will to go on into 2021.  In Dizzle on the Grizzle, Laura bravely revisits a traumatic experience she recently had at Burger King that can only be described as a “condiment nightmare.”  Maxine gives us a bread update, sort-of; she’s basically now a dough lady who regularly reeks of garlic.  A new Poptart flavor is on the scene!!! Meaghan reveals the discovery slowly and, what some would call, too thoroughly. We get local with Laura telling us about a Bridgewater based breakfast joint, Ronnie's Waffles!  Meag shouts out some Providence based local places - The District & Friskie Fries!  Maxine yays us into Netflix Addictions by catching up on shows that Meag and Laura have already seen; Dash & Lily and Holidate.  Things take a turn when Maxine brings up her internal hatred for the main character of the new movie, Happiest Season.  Meag educates us on a new tradition in her household, Bed Day, while begging everyone to watch Godmothered.  We close out the episode with some pros and cons of 2020 and talk about trying to find the silver lining through a really bad year.  Find the bitches on FB as White Bitch Buffet, follow on twitter @whitebtchbuffet and probably don't go to our website because it's corrupt - GBless.

    EP 76 - I've eaten so much donuts today

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 62:37


    November 2020 is another remote pod as the pandemic rages on. What also rages on is Laura's undying love for Taco Bell as we go back at it again in What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle. We talkin bout taco bell lies, fancy taco bell, Meag talks Dunkin' holiday specials, fresh baked bread, and local fried chicken.....you hungry yet?? The bitches jump into Netflix Addictions and talk cheesey holiday flicks Dash & Lily and Holidate, Maxini talks murder, and we all come together again for our common love of food...shows!. lol The girls wrap up the episode with some warm and fuzzies, Christmas stories! Best gifts, strange memories and stray wheelchairs. White Bitch Bye bye

    EP 75 - Thanksgiving Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 54:00


    Ooooof take 2... Big L, Maxini and Meag accidentally messed up their first attempt at this month's podcast and had to restart. Luckily they had plenty of wine to handle the mishap and had plenty to talk about! They start with Dizzle on the Grizzle yet again, SHOCKER. Taco Bell is still changing up their game and you already know Big L has a special take on these changes. Things get a little heated between Big L and Meag when Meag disses the shredded chicken burrito that is held so closely to Big L's heart and soul. A couple Wendy's and McDonald's updates are thrown in as well. They hop into Netflix Addictions next where Maxine and Meag gush about PEN15 while Big L has quite an opposite take on the show. Listen to hear Maxine's newest obsessions and her take on shows like Great British Baking Show, King of the Hill, American Murder: The Family Next Door, Hubie Halloween, The Challenger: The Final Flight and Chef's Table BBQ. Meag switches gears and gets real serious real fast and discusses the documentary A Life on our Planet. Very informative, very sad but very inspirational. She jumps back on the light-hearted train and gushes on Emily in Paris with Maxine. Big L doesn't have much to offer besides rewatching Hocus Pocus (twice in one week) which creates a discussion on Disney vs Nickelodeon. They wrap up the podcast with a new segment called Thanksgiving Draft. Whose Thanksgiving Day would you chose?

    EP 74 - #yeetthetreats

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 54:26


    EP 74 is another remotely recorded pod with Meaghan and Laura sippin on the bubbly and Maxini munchin on some suey. They kick off the episode revisiting The Dizzle on the Grizzle as there have been some huge updates... no mo (po)tato or shredded chicken, RIP shredded chicken burrito WHYY!?!? The bitches cheer themselves up by talking nostalgic Netflix Addictions; Max gushes over Netflix's new original Babysitters Club remake, and Laura takes a trip down membory lane with wholesome Cobra Kai. Meag binged HBO's Love Life with Anna Kendrick a lil too hard but would still recommend (8 out of 10 stars. This month the ladies all made it a priority to kickstart new Hulu original series Woke with Lamorne Morris, and they all fit in the first 2 episodes and their honest reviews even if they make you feel bad for feeling them. Another followup segment, this time Bitches Reading Books! Maxini read the best book she had in years, being The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett. Meaghan talks spy books and romance with The Day We Meet Again. Laura celebrates a thifty win and scored Girl, Stop Apologizing on sale and can't wait to sink her teeth into it. The bitches wrap up this ep talking all things Halloween! #yeetthetreats, Coronaween and a movie quote match up(spoiler alert we suck.) And last but not least please do not forget to go out and VOTE on November 3rd!! It is so SO important. #blacklivesmatter #whitebitchbuhbye

    EP 73 - Blame It On The Bubbly

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 55:58


    Episode 73 starts off in true nonsense fashion where the girls get immediately side tracked talking comedy shows. They quickly get back in gear when Big L remembers they're talking What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle. MAJOR announcements regarding Taco Bells menu drops and add-ons are dished and you already know Big L has A LOT to say about this. Is she still on the T-Bell train? Give a listen to find out. They jump into their monthly Netflix Addictions segment where the girls talk for far too long on The Kissing Booth 2. If you haven't watched, give it a listen and let us know if you're Team Marco or Team Noah. Also hear Max's HOT-take on the missed opportunity of the non-DILF casting from The Kissing Booth 2. Lastly, Max, Big L and Meag jump into a new segment called The Bitches are Reading where you might have guessed, we talk about the different books we are reading (or should I say not reading but are trying to read).  Just a friendly reminder that #BlackLivesMatter and you should continue to donate, share stories, call your local/state representatives, speak up!! Keep fighting the good fight friends! :)

    EP 72 - #winging it

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 53:58


    July 2020 is late but as good as ever lol. Laura and Max are joined by Meaghan once again and this time they switch things up talking ~shroom talk~ before even Netflix Addictions. They recap Maxini and Kev's most recent experience on shrooms as babysat by Laur and Meag. Then we can't forget Netflix addictions for real, the girls dish on all the latest movies and shows theyre bingeing in quarantine. They try their best to stump each other in another edition of their favorite game Whose News? where they guess betqeen real and made up news headlines. They wrap up the episode with a looooong overdue SHPORT TALK as Big L gives us all the low down on NHL hockey playoffs that are finally kicking back off!! Find the bitches on FB as White Bitch Buffet and follow on twitter @whitebtchbuffet.

    EP 71 - #BlackLivesMatter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 51:04


    Better late than never AMMIRIGHT?! Episode 71 is here and we're bringing the party. That's right, the girls ring in the summer with their annual Summer Party Playlist packed with extremely randomized music from old - new and rock - pop - wedding jingles? - rap. ENJOY! They continue their Netflix Addictions and guess what... RIVERDALE FEVER IS BACK Y'ALL!!! Buckle up because the girls go OFF on the craziness of Season 4 of Riverdale (spoilers alert) along with a few other shows as well. On a more serious note, the girls wrap up the episode by recognizing the nation-wide movement #BlackLivesMatter. Although our name may sound conflicting, we are proud supporters of the Black Lives Matter movement. Please continue to sign petitions, donate, share stories, vote, participate in rallies or protests, etc. We've made great progress but there is still so much work to be done, we can not lose steam. "Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for" - Barak Obama. 

    EP 70 - You bought what?? BOOO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2020 54:20


    EP 70 is the bitches 2nd remote pod of quarantine and oooh baby are they hitting their stride. Big L and Maxini are joined by Meag once again talking Netflix Addictions, online shopping and things we're looking forward to on the other side of corona. Laura and Max are ready for that Riverdale fever to resume after a looooong hiatus but they also dished about Never Have I Ever and Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychadelics. Meag gives a glowing review of The Wrong Missy and The Midnight Gospel with Duncan Trussell. While we've been cooped up in the house you knoooow that hasn't stopped us from shopping, the girls made some good purchases and some literally worth booing, listen to find out. Once we are able to phase out of Coronavirus 2020 we are very excited to get back into the world, the bitches dish on their top priorities upon returning to society. And lastly, this episode was recorded before George Floyd's murder and before our world was ignited for change but the White Bitch Buffet want to express full support for the Black Lives Matter movement and the dismantlement of systemic racism in our country. #blacklivesmatter

    EP 69 - 420/69

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 54:34


    This month the bitches are joined by Meaghan for the first ever REMOTE PODCAST! They start talking Netflix Addictions, per usual. Here you'll find a heated debate: Joel McHale versus Chad Michael Murray. Big L keeps chugging along the teen drama train and gushes about her new found obsession, One Tree Hill. She also talks heartbreak over Toy Story 4. Maxini on the other hand has been keeping up with her documentaries as well! Listen for some great recommendations from her. Meag throws the new Quibi platform into the mix as well! The girls bring back their favorite game, Whose News?! Play along and guess whether they made up the headline or if it's real! They wrap up the episode in honor of the 69th episode being in April, the girls dish on 6-9 of their favorite quarantine snacks to have while high, or sober. Great for any occasion really! You know they love to eat! Bon Appetit!

    EP 68 - White Bitch Quarantine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 53:59


    This month the bitches talk topics like Netflix Addictions, Plant Journey, Shports talk, and bad bitch PSA. Maxini caught up on Netflix in a big way and has A LOT to share. She watched Murder Mountain, The Pharmacist, To All the Boys I Loved Before; PS I still Love You, Peanutbutter Falcon, and so much more. Laura dishes about stand up specials and brings us into Gossip Girl! Max talks more about her ongoing Plant Journey(RIP Linda and Gail) and shares her hopes for her new unnamed plants. Big L talks triumph and heatbreak as the Bruins are cut off short amonst all other sports during the COVID-19 Pandemic. They wrap up the ep on a positive note with a PSA to catch up on new music from Demi Lovato and JoJo. Go do it!!! 

    EP - 67 Chaos Round 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 54:36


    Bio Coming Soon! - Big L

    EP 66 - This is chaotic

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 54:29


    **BIO COMING SOON, LUV MAXI**

    EP 65 - "I like butts"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 54:27


    Happy New Year!  The girls are rejoined with mutual BFF, Meaghan! They kick the episode off with the usual Netflix Addictions. The girls talk It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Holiday cooking shows on Food Network, Maxine’s new free TV channels. All three girls chime in on Seth Meyer’s new Stand Up Special: Lobby Baby and Swiped. Things get a little off topic (shocker) and the girls wind up in a riveting conversation about nice butts. They get back on track to play their favorite Price is Right! This month’s theme is New Years’ Resolutions! Each person picks a New Years’ Resolution and all of their topics are related to that resolution. Join in the fun and guess along! To wrap up this month's episode, the girls talk “Gaming” Apps on your phone. You’ll understand why gaming is in quotations when you listen… As always catch us on Facebook and Twitter!

    EP 64 - Fat Bear Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 54:01


    This month the bitches are again joined by dear friend and fave guest, Greg! He dishes with Maxini and Big L about Netflix Addictions, getting "Right on Track" ;) from the get go as they discuss Riverdale, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and more. Thy slide into the next segment which is a new one, Gettin' Greasey as the pals talk about cooking, grease disposal and other relevant rambles. They wrap up the episode with everyone's favorite WBB classic Whose News? andthey try and stump each other with real and made up news headlines. As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 63 - Get Dem Dealz

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 52:41


    EP 63 brings you all over the map. We hop in quick with a familiar jingle and within the first 3 minutes you're getting a hot take on Big L's newest Taco Bell go-to order. A heated mini debate of Coke or Pepsi rolls in but then the girls find their rhythm when they jump into Netflix Addictions. Hear the girls talk some new Comedy Specials that have dropped on Netflix. They then revisit an old segment on Who to Follow on all things social media. Maxini and Big L dish out some sweet accounts you should follow (not only dog themed this time, although you had to know there would be a few this time too!). The girls get side tracked with a relatable discussion on adulthood and dealing with roommates. They get back on track and wrap up the episode with one of their favorite games, Price is Right. This month they put a Black Friday spin on things. Maxini used last year's Target catalog and Big L used Walmart's catalog from last year. They each chose 5 items and gave their actual price and the opponent would need to guess the Black Friday sale price without going over. Do you know how expensive tooth brushes can get? Listen to find out. As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 62 - Spooky Witch Buffet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 53:29


    White Bitch Buffet October does not disappoint, halla at the Spooky Bitch Buffet!! This month the girls take a drastic turn and begin the episode with Hulu Addictions ooooooh... Laura gets down and dirty into Brooklyn 99 and Max can't help but sprinkle in a few spoilers. The bitches get into a really controversial The Office discussion regarding the classification of Jim Halpert as a knight in shining armor or vastly overrated??? Maxini talks Guy's Grocery Games and her obsession, Kevin's dream come true football channels and upcoming shows she's excited about. The girls get into a new subject and talk fall themed recipes and foods and eating and chores and maybe get carried away LOL. #ALLHAILGARLICSALT. October brings back our favorite game and we play a Halloween themed edition of ?Whooooose News? They wrap this months episode with an Ode to LIZZO and the amazing bitch she is, their obsession is  not subsiding and they're not ready for it to anyways. As always catch all thing White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 61 - Late and Unedited

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 52:32


    EP 62 is White Bitch Buffet's first UNEDITED episode! While this seems innovative and fun, this episode is also a week late and keeping it unedited just gets it to our bitches faster. This month Big L kicks off the episode with Netflix Addictions and touches on Jane the Virgin, Stranger Things, and a few stand up specials. Maxini doesn't have a ton to add this month as shes been too busy for TV but she is looking forward to crushing the rest of the Jane eps she has left and a new collection of the Great British Baking Show. Laura has the low down in 'Whats the Dizzle on the Grizzle' she breaks down all the latest in fast food trends and promotions. Max breaks down all the new steps of her plant journey she is embarking on, on the road to being a good plant lady after killing her first basil plant Linda. Ya girls wrap up this episode with one of their favorite segments "Science Biiiiiiitch" and Laura gives us an update solar lights STEVE and Maxine gets into the naming of Jupiters 5 new moons. As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 60 - Dog Days of Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 53:27


    Happy Summer! The girls are rejoined with mutual BFF, Meaghan! They kick the episode off with a really juicy segment of Netflix Addictions. Shows mentioned this episode are Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Historical Roasts, Blown Away,and Stranger Things. They also dissect Aziz Ansari's newest comedy special, Right Now. To wrap up Netflix Addictions, Laura dishes 2 movies she could not even finish because of they were "TRASH out of 10" while Maxine has the very opposite happen where she didn't get to finish a movie that could be "one of her favorites of all-time". Special guest Meaghan jumps into the role of Barbara Barker in this months segment of Price is Right: Dog Days of Summer Edition. All items are doggy related and the girls take a crack at guessing the closest price without going over. Listen in to see who wins! To wrap up this month's episode, the girls introduce a new segment called Controversial Food Talk. Have you ever had a "Ghetto Pizza Bagel"? Do you drink your milk with ice? Listen to hear the girl's takes on that and much more! If you've seen somebody eating something extremely strange, Send it in to us to talk about it next time! As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 59 - New apartment who dis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 54:21


    AYEEEE Maxini is back and this is the first pod recorded in her new apartment!! The bitches kick off July with some riverting talk about fans but then quickly jump into the thick of it starting with, you guessed it, Netflix Addictions! Maxini and Laura have not been killing it with TV this summer but Max talks about Seinfeld, The Harry Potter Series, and Holey Moley. The girls give a joint review of new Adam Sandler Netflix flick Murder Mystery which they agree had been the best of Sandler's in a while. While talking about the Sandman they segue into talking about seeing him live(!!!) at the Xfinity Center on 6/19 and the ups annd downs and cool old people of the show. They keep it rolling with a lil mini Shports Talk to recap the Stanley Cup Finals :( Big L has the low down on all the hot concerts in the Boston Area this summer she breaks em down and the girls talk about all the shows they're looking forward to. They wrap up the July ep with a classic game of 4th of July 20Q, listen and see who will prevail! As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 58 - New Co-Host, Who Dis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 54:03


    Whoa whoa whoa... that isn't Maxini... that's Meaghan! Meaghan joins as Big L's co-host for the day. Have no fear, Maxini will be back next month! Laura and Meag talk Netflix Addictions, per usual. *ALERT* Be prepared for Game of Thrones spoilers! And is Meaghan really crying over cheese? Yeah.. Netflix addictions took a weird turn this month. A must needed Sports Talk! segment takes place as the Bruins continue to dominate the NHL playoffs. Big L's prediction comes true, we've got a Bruins vs Blues Stanley Cup Finals on our hands! Listen next month to either hear 2 very happy bitches or 2 very depressed bitches.They carry on with the tale of their New York adventure to Saturday Night Live! Hear about Meaghan and Laura's 28 hour experience in the Standby Line on the streets of New York City. Did Big L make it into the show? Listen to find out! Lastly, the girls wrap up the show with the annual SUMMER PARTY PLAYLIST! This playlist is jam-packed with 10 new and oldies that just get the body GOING! Check out our Facebook or Twitter page for the link!  Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

    EP 57 - Oh! thats the title!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 53:57


    Episode 57 is joined by WBB regular Meaghan!! We kick it off with Netflix Addictions and Laura reviews and rates movies The Dirt and The Clapper neither of which she liked but for very different reasons, she's not mad shes just disappointed. But the Game of Throne's madness continues! Laura breaks down the final season so far and Meag helps decide who they think should take the throne(Spoiler Alert: Meaghan knows even less peoples names than you'd think.) Maxini talks live TV for the first time in years as she tries to keep up with season 2 of Good Girls and the final season of Jane the Virgin on the CW, both of which are wild. She also talks about Shrill on Hulu with Aidy Bryant, it's literally amazing. Also amazing but just because she likes making an arch nemesis out of children is Masterchef Junior, and Maxine gives a shout to her current least fave(from a season nearly 10 years ago!) Big L breaks down NHL Playoffs in Shports talk, dishing not only on the Boston Bruins(Duh) but also breaking down the playoffs for the other teams as they get closer to the Stanley Cup. The bitches bring a new segment this month The future is WILD because it is! We have crockpot liners and you can go to a real store and buy weed! Wow! 2019! wild. They wrap up the episode talking music! Laura and Meag are feeelin' on Shawn Mendes, they'll tell you why they're recently obsessed. And Maxini talks her album of the yeeear with her new pretend BFF Lizzo and her new album Cuz I love you. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

    EP 56 - Story Time with Greg

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 54:18


    Maxini and Big L welcome a new special guest, GREG! You may recall numerous name droppings of Greg throughout the White Bitch Buffet journey and it was about time to have him join the bitches! The episode kicks off with "Story Time with Greg" where we dive back in time to childhood Karate Parties all the way up to dem college daze. Listen for the tale of Greg's trampoline curb stomping, Seth Rogen the hamster and Melissa the sex doll who saved Greg and his roommate's from forking over their beer to campus police. Yes you read that correctly, Melissa the sex doll was the real MVP. Story time comes to an end and the girls and Greg jump into a familiar segment, Netflix Additctions. Big L starts off by re-hyping the show I'm Sorry with Andrea Savage, re-expressing the anxiety that the Blacklist gives her but continues to watch, explains her excitement for the new season of Impractical Jokers and GAME OF THRONES and lastly trashes the new movie Isn't it Romantic and gives the movie a new title. Big L puts Greg on blast to talk about his newest obsession Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse. It did not give Greg a seizure, so you know it's good. Maxini and Greg have new feelings towards Game Over Man after giving it a second chance. Maxini explains her heartbreak over the cancellation of One Day at a Time but stays hopeful another network will pick it up. She gives us multiple adjectives describing the new show PEN15 on Hulu. Listen in to hear what she think! Lastly, Maxini has been getting "puzzed" lately (aka doing a puzzle) and missed most of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Part 2 of Season 4 so check in next month for a full review. To wrap up the episode the gang plays their favorite game back to back months: Whose News?! They guess from strange made up and real news headlines. Did a squirrel and bald eagle have a staring contest? Listen to find out! As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

    EP 55 - Meag got married!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 54:26


    Max and Big L are joined by very special guest this month, mutual bff and newly married woman MEAGHAN! They kick off this episode with a recap of the bachelorette party and wedding for the listeners who haven't been privileged enough to hear the stories first-hand just yet. Then as always the girls break down their Netflix Addictions with all 3 girls chiming in on the controversial Fyre documentaries on Hulu and Netflix. Maxini gives Michael Rappaport a kudos in the amazing show Atypical even though she thinks he's a dick. They gush about the Ted Bundy tapes and discuss just how much they didn't actually know about mass murderer/ugly fuck Ted Bundy. Meag and Max talk deets in mindblowing Netflix documentary Abducted in Plain Sight which Meaghan actually didn't see but read enough spoilers online to dish about it anyways. And Maxi gives a quick runthrough of other things she watched this month, giving a promo to her cuurent fave One Day at a Time. Laur talks Blacklist, Meag talks Camping, Laur talks COCO, Fuller House and I'm Sorry with Andrea Savage. The bitches then go head to head to head in their all time favorite game Whose News? where they guess from strange real and made up news headlines. They wrap up this bff-isode with a quick lil What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle!? where Laura breaks down the latest fast food deals. As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

    EP 54 - Scarlet Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 54:20


    January is here and the bitches are back for 2019. They kick off the year with their most frequent segment Netflix Addictions. Laura reviews movie How it Ends and she might actually tell you how it ends , and also teen movie Blockers with John Cena, Leslie Mann, and Ike Barinholtz. She also talks social documentary American Meme, and for another month in a row can't help but continue to promote her 8th viewing of Adam Sandler's 100% Fresh. Maxi dishes about Birdbox and gives an honest review of the new Sandy Bullock film, she also gives props and thumbs down to a series of Stand-Up comedians with specials on the 'flix. Max also breaks down new arrivals and hypes up the things she hasnt seen yet but is still excited about. And for once she actually saw a movie in theaters and reviews politcal biopic Vice. Next as dedicated New England Bitches, they give their best predictions for the Patriots in the AFC championship playoffs as well as Superbowl predictions! The girls play one of their typical seasonal games and battle it out in Valentine's Day 20 Q. Laura closes up the episode with a PSA about magic as she truly got her mind blown in a TGIFridays. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

    EP 53 - F*** New Year's Resolutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 54:26


    The December 2018 ep of White Bitch Buffet caps off yet another year. This month we talk Netflix Addictions with Maxini still stuck mostly in the past but Big L watched ALL THE HOLIDAY MOVIES YAAAAAS catch her reviews of The Christmas Chronicles, The Princess Switch, A Christmas Prince, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding, The Holiday Calendar...the list goes on. The bitches touch back on their New Years resolutions from last year's podcast and see how they went (This episode's title should give you a good idea lol.) Then they move on to talk white bitch things inspired by Laura's very first caramel macchiato(!!!), and Max goes into detail about her current hair journey. They close up this episode and 2018 by sending out a big ole "fuck you" to TGI Fridays in Taunton and Laura drops the bomb on her recent terrible experience. Subscribe to the show in iTunes and as always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

    EP 52 - Friday Night Buffet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 54:32


    WAHOOO Holiday Episode of the White Bitch Buffet! This month we are joined by *our very first musical guest* local musician Jordan (@pancakewaitress)!!! The Bitches kick off the episode with a lil interview with Jordan to get to know her better then they just right into the swing of things. They talk Netflix Addictions highlighting The Great British Baking show and Making a Murderer Season 2 and the bad bitch that is Kathleen Zellner. Maxini mentions all the cheesey holiday things she hasn't had time to watch yet and for month 2 Laura continues to gush about the Adam Sandler stand up special 100% Fresh and expresses her extreme disappointment at the new Netflix doc Dogs, and getting the poop scared out of herself watching terrorism documentaries to cheer herself up. Jordan also reviews new movie Bohemian Rhapsody. Then the girls jump into a half-holiday themed game of "Don't Forget the Lyrics" with Max bringing it to the north pole with Christmas Carols. The episode wraps up with a new segment titled "BUT HOW/WHYYYY" where they discuss things about our crazy world that we just can't understand like $30 Kylie Lipkits. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com and subscribe in iTunes!

    EP 51 - Quiet Bitch Buffet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 54:34


    34 seconds was all it took for this podcast to blow out ya speakers, welcome to the Quiet Bitch Buffet!! This month we kick it off with Netflix Addictions as always and Laura finally found the comedy love of her life! She breaks down the new Adam Sandler comedy special "100% Fresh" on Netflix, she laughed, she cried, she died and went straight to heaven for this special. Maxi talked her roundhouse of Netflix touching on Impractical Jokers, Paradise PD, Making a Murderer Season 2, Schitt's Creek Season 3, New Girl Season 7, movies: Mother!, Room and a review of the new Halloween movie! The bitches talk seasonal festivities chatting about carving pumpkins and halloween costumes, and the scariest things they've faced recently: 9-5 jobs :0. They talk and vent about living dat gray blob life but then get into a more exciting part of adulting, voting!! Big L and Maxini break down the hot-button questions on the Massachusetts ballot for the upcoming mid-term election and give their opinions on how to vote this season. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com. AND PLZ GO VOTE BITCHES!!!

    EP 50 - Half Century!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 52:13


    CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! Maxine and Laura are joined by mutual BFF Meaghan for their 50th episode! Things start off funky with a little Kool & The Gang remix to get the party rolling and quickly fizzles into a HOT debate about pineapples on or off pizza. Next, the girls hop into Netflix Addictions where Maxine discusses the shows and movies she's both looking forward to and currently watching. Laura touches on the comedies she watched and a new Beatles documentary she discovered. This leads into a long discussion where Laura is understanding of Paul McCartney and John LENNON's (not Legend's) sexual pleasures and possible Beatles circle jerk while Maxine just can't wrap her head around it?? I don't know how to explain... you should really just listen to understand. Anyway, they get back into gear with a segment of Science Biiiitch discussing future explorations to be had on the moon and recent experiments scientist have done with octopuses and ecstasy.  A couple more debates somehow get mixed in this segment as well. They cool things off with a BFF Quiz to celebrate 50 episodes together and test each other's knowledge. See who knows who better! A quick talk on adulting closes the podcast. Go register to vote!!  Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com 

    EP 49 - Dumb like D-U-M-W I'm dumb

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 54:20


    August's episode of the White Bitch Buffet. In Netfllix Addictions this month Maxini actually talks about her newest TV obsession and source of paranoia in The Handmaids Tale on Hulu. Max also gives reviews of the new Netflix Original Disenchantment and Blockbuster hit Christopher Robin, and talks about a few shows coming to and leaving Netflix in the coming months. Laura just into TV by reviewing a series of comedians stand up specials, gushing on Jane the Virgin since shes finished it and giving a promo for the always-amazing show New Girl. The bitches keep the show moving this month talking about new music, both new albums being dropped and talking about live shows they've seen this summer. They give a quick update to Science Biiiiiitch, discussing Northern White Rhinos and mysterious lights in the sky STEVE. Big L and Maxini wrap up this episode with a quick game of 20Q: Back to School edition! As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

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