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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein


    • May 28, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 481 EPISODES

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    The Stiff Socks podcast is a hilarious and entertaining show that never fails to make me laugh. From the wild antics of Michael to the banter between Trevor and Gabe, this podcast is a guaranteed mood booster. Whether they're discussing science, finances, current events, or providing relationship advice, the hosts cover a wide range of topics that keep the show fresh and interesting. The humor is lighthearted and often silly, appealing to my immature sense of humor. The podcast has become a staple in my daily routine, making my day 10 times better with constant laughter.

    One of the best aspects of The Stiff Socks podcast is its ability to bring joy and laughter even during mundane tasks like work or commuting. Listening to the show not only makes these activities more enjoyable but also helps alleviate stress and brighten my mood. The hosts have great chemistry and their comedic timing is spot on, making for an engaging listening experience. Additionally, I appreciate the variety of content they provide, covering everything from funny anecdotes to insightful discussions on various subjects.

    While I thoroughly enjoy The Stiff Socks podcast overall, there are a few aspects that could be improved upon. One potential downside is when Michael talks about his past encounters with women in a way that some may find objectifying or uncomfortable. Although it may be intended as humorous storytelling, it can come across as inappropriate or insensitive at times. It would be beneficial for the hosts to be mindful of how certain topics might affect their audience and strive for more inclusive and respectful conversations.

    In conclusion, The Stiff Socks podcast is an absolute gem that brings laughter and joy into my life on a regular basis. With its hilarious banter, diverse topics of discussion, and relatable humor, it has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts. While there may be room for improvement in terms of sensitivity towards certain subjects, overall this show provides an excellent source of entertainment and laughter. I highly recommend The Stiff Socks podcast to anyone in need of a good laugh and an enjoyable listening experience.



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    332: Grateful Head

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 63:19


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    331: Baja Blackout ft. Dillon Francis

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 90:08


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Dillon Francis: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillonfrancis IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com

    330: Tiz-tastic ft. Grace O'Malley

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 79:16


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Grace O'Malley Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley: https://www.youtube.com/@DisgracefulTheShow IG: https://www.instagram.com/gracekomalley TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gracekomalley

    329: Bill Belichick's Main Chick

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 83:02


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    328: Hoechella

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 76:19


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    327: ASTRO-NOT

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 89:36


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    326: Houston We Have a Drinking Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 88:58


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    325: Bonnie Blue's Spring Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 80:54


    Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Bonnie Blue IG: https://www.instagram.com/bonnie_blue_xox

    324: Is Reality TV Seggs Real? ft. Harry Jowsey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 97:33


    Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Harry Jowsey Pash Skin Care: https://getpash.com Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey: https://www.youtube.com/@boyfriendmaterialpodcast IG: https://www.instagram.com/harryjowsey TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjowsey

    323: Wet D-Shirt Contest (Bonnie Blue)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 99:05


    Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    322: Gooning at 98mph (Bhad Bhabie Beef)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 84:43


    Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    321: Women Can Finish Too?? ft. Dr. Drew

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 84:35


    Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    320: Hooters Missile Crisis

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 81:44


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    319: Bonnie Blue Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 85:30


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    318: Trevor is CRASHING OUT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 97:30


    Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    317: Lily Phillips BANNED??

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 87:59


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    316: Michael Is Going to Regret This

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 101:39


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    315: Peeping Prime Racks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 92:14


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    314: 1000 Guys in One Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 108:13


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    313: Breast and Manifest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 104:01


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    312: Forgot What a Woman Felt Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 78:32


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    311: Shot Directly Into the Sink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 66:07


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    310: Who Busts First on the Tour Bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 68:30


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    309: This Might Ruin the Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 65:57


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    308: Burlington Throat Factory

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 74:40


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    307: Nips on the Lips

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 81:56


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    306: Thanks Giving Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 93:15


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    305: Making Love Off the Mushrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 102:20


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    304: Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 93:25


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    303: Smells Like Clam Chowder

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 93:34


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed) ft. Kayley Gunner

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 84:31


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    301: Stiff Socks Presidential Debate of 2024 w/ Kayley Gunner

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 86:02


    OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    300: We Try Dua Lipa's Drink, And It's...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 99:20


    October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    299: Baby Oil Confessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 102:11


    October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 82:32


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    297: Mountain Dew Code Head ft. Riley Reid

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 96:35


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    296: Bowl of Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 87:44


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NH: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 91:26


    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NH: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 94:20


    Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    293: High Value Men Cry?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 89:44


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    292: Biden with the Baddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 84:59


    **New Merch** https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 75:37


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    290: Olympic Gold Headalist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 79:17


    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how they'd enjoy jail, NCAA College Football, John Wilkes Booth, and of course, the Olympics. Who is the true gold medalist?  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    289: The Floor General is Back at it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 81:24


    The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

    288: Trevor Biked Alaska

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 93:52


    Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn't want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100.  Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50

    287: Edging a Peach Ring (Top 5 Candy draft)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 79:23


    Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.  Get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lumi Gummies for sponsoring. Https://www.lumigummies.com with code SOCKS50 for a free jar of gummies + a $50 off coupon. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better se*? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring. https://www.betterhelp.com/socks for 10% off your first month.

    286: The Four-Million Dollar Finger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 79:28


    The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it's good not to come.  Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

    285: Rat Boy Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 81:50


    The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

    284: Hawk Tuah'd in Miami

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 77:47


    The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO'd to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MOOD for sponsoring. Get 20% off & a free THCa pre-roll with code SOCKS at https://www.hellomood.com Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode.Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com

    283: Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) Meets His Sons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 84:26


    Get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stuff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV's dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney. Follow Adam: www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy    Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.microdose.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at htttps://www.betterhelp.com/socks   This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

    282: Wimbledome ft. Hannah Berner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 82:03


    You know her, you love her, it's Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it's correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America. Follow Hannah at www.instagram.com/hannahberner Join the Giggly Squad at www.instagram.com/giggly.squad If you love the pod, you can show your support on Patreon and get a whole-ass extra episode every single Friday for literally $5 at patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple at www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. 50% off your first box + 20% off your next one with code socks50 at www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.embarkvet.com and use SOCKS to save $50 + free shipping.  Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at www.zocdoc.com/socks

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