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This week on Page 7, Jackie is feelin' lucky despite the fires that rage around her, and Holden reminding her that no one has ever thought she was lucky, while MJ fears from the east coast that their cohosts will soon fall before the march of flame.  Jackie reviews the trailer for "Better Man" the Robbie Williams Monkey Man Biopic Box office bombGARBAGE. Heidi Montag and the human fleshbeard she's married to lost their homes, but then made TikTokz about not having money because of her big ol' flop of a musical career in 2010 and people made her song go popular, so now human fleshbeard cries in the TikTokz happily. The carrier of Ethan Slater's spongette wrote an article for The Cut and celebs in LA are showin' up in news coverage as Steve Guttenberg begged people to leave their keys in their cars they abandon in the road, and Dennis Quaid got interviewed as he was LITERALLY packing up his little sports car to evacuate. Meghan Markle honor's the fires by delaying the release of her new Netflix show "With Love, Meghan." Mel Gibson's house burned to the ground while he was being a POS on the Rogan podcast and now he's blaming immigrants, or anyone he doesn't like, for all his problems... again. Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Elvis LIVES?!?!?!? A List filled with surprising facts from celebrity personal lives, the Blindzzzzzzz and SHOUT OUTS!! Want to help out those effected by the fires in LA?  antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7, Holden and Jackie give an update on what it's been like living in the fires as well as give MJ a rundown on Anora. Jackie avoided the fire one day by seeing The Brutalist, and MJ reports back that Season 3 of Natalia Grace probably shouldn't exist, but it did get Gideon and them to watch something other than Only Murderers, despite the true star of the show "Lady Out A Window" finally appearing. The new Jerry Springer doc on Netflix is just as crazy as it seems, and Jackie recommends Jenny Nicholson's youtube doc ripping apart the Dear Evan Hanson movie. Holden recommends Netflix's "No Good Deed" which reminds MJ of Lisa Kudrows classic comedy series "The Comeback" and Jackie has given up on Squid Game. MJ finished Other Mothers and gives it a thumbs up, Holden's still readin' One Piece, and Jackie finally finished creature commandos and highly recommends it! All that and more on this week's Talkin' TV! Want to help out those affected by the fires in LA? antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Anora - Amazon PrimeThe Brutalist- in the THEATAHHHHThe Curious Case of.....- MaxJerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action - NetflixA Needlessly Thorough Roast of Dear Evan Hansen - Jenny Nicholson Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8quWUSZCW5g&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonNo Good Deed - NetflixThe Comeback - MaxYou Can't Ask That - NetflixThe Other Mothers by KATHERINE FAULKNERCreature Commandos - MaxWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

In this week's Page 7, Jackie belts out her song she sings for Wendy, Holden is revealed to not know Carmy's full name, and is busy ordering a Taylor Swift vinyl during the recording, all while fiery wind tears apart LA. MJ lets Holden know they WON'T get rid of the TSwift book he gifted them, but has definitely thought about it. Language once again fails Hilaria Baldwin as she forgot the word for onion while making a traditional tortilla for her husband who hates onion, Nikki Glaser killed it as this year's Golden Globes host, the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni feud is really looking bad for Baldoni, but in lighter news Timothée did a delightful interview with Canadian treasure Nardwuar, Tom Holland and Zendaya are engaged AND ADORABLE! Is Jay Leno repeatedly falling, or is the more likely story that he's regularly being beaten by the mob!? The inventor of queer pop Jojo Siwa graces us once again with a new music video, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Mariah Carey Literally FROZEN!? This week's list is celeb fams you didn't realize were FEEEUUDINNNNGGG, the blindz and SHOUT OUTZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

After this week's Songs in the Key of Z inspired opening (and closing), Holden, MJ and Jackie get into Holden's John Grisham-house childhood, and MJ and Holden talk about the mommy murder books they've been readin'. Jackie and Kara of "Who's the Bitch" double date to see "Baby Girl", and MJ brings up another Kidman-led project, murder "The Perfect Couple" on Netflix. Jackie mentions her fever dream like time with the Hallmark reality show "Finding Mr. Christmas" and MJ and Holden gear up to plan Christmas much better in 2025. New Years may have not actually happened with Jackie unable to find a ball drop not behind a paywall, Holden experiencing the countdown via listening to his apartment neighbors count down (which is not the saddest thing this editor has heard in 2025), and MJ attending a NYE party with the kids and home before 9!  Jackie gives a rundown of "Nosferatu" and lets everyone know that "Shadow of the Vampire" isn't easy to find via streaming.  Jackie tries to get into Squid Game Season 2, but just doesn't care enough to keep it going, but a 3rd grader MJ's kids know loves it. Holden brings up the bizarre overacting "comedy" videos that keep coming up on his socials, and MORE!Other Mothers by Rachel M HarperBabygirl - IN THE THEATAHHHHHThe Perfect Couple - NetflixFinding Mr. Christmas - Hallmark+Challengers - Amazon PrimeConclave - PeacockNosferatu - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHSquid Game - NetflixStar Wars: Skeleton Crew - Disney +Only Murders In the Building - HuluWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

It's a new year during this holidazzze break and a new resolution of not saying anything if you can't say anything nice, so here's a watchalong! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Don't have any plans for When Christmas Is Gone? WELL HO HO HO YOU ARE IN LUCK! GET READY TO RELIVE ALL THAT HOLIDAY CHEER WITH THE ANUUAL PAGE 7 MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL WATCHALONG, finally brought to you in recorded form!   Drinking game rules: Heavy drink every time a ghost appears  drink anytime food talks  drink whenever Rizzo gets hurt  and finish your drink when 'When Love is Gone' is played Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Linda, Holden's sippin' on his liquor advent calendar, and MJ is preparing to battle an invading onslaught of slime.  The Goop gift list features an insanely expensive book about watches, and Drake really wants to be part of the lookalike contest fad to the point that it's kinda sad.  Holden and Jackie report back from the Spotify Wrapped party where they got to see Kesha up close and were surrounded by youngs, which Holden did not find attractive as he only likes MILF porn. Rumors are a brewin' that Jason Kelce doesn't take care of his kids and has forced his wife to hire help, and Walt Disney's possibly frozen head appears again in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Frozen Coverup!? The Ultimate Christmas Trivia List, Blindz and EVEN MORE ON THIS PRE HOLIDAY PAGE 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden's limpin' across the finish line, with the help of House of Villains, Jackie makes her case for New York being the best reality star of all time, and MJ brings up the similarities between New York and Mary from Real Housewives of SLC.  MJ recommends a new Ina Garten series and Jackie sadly gives the news that Linda thinks Ina Garten is booooring, but Jackie comes in with a strong recommendation for "Creature Commandos!"  Holden recommended "English Teacher", which somehow just had an abuse scandal roughly an hour before recording,  "What We Do In The Shadows" wraps up with its series finale, and MJ relates to Kieran Culkin not showing his kids the Home Alone films as they are kind of a nightmare for a small child. Jackie gives a rundown of the Christmas classics she's been running through with Linda, MJ tells tale of "The Merry Gentleman" on Netflix, Holden brings up a film featuring a far more foul group of Merry Gentleman, then makes it worse by bringing up JonBenét Ramsey, AND MORE on this week's Talkin' TV!  House of Villains Season 2 - PeacockLIFE IN THE COLDEST VILLAGE - Kiun B YoutubeBe My Guest with Ina Garten- MaxCreature Commandos - MaxEnglish Teacher - HuluWhat We Do In The Shadows - HuluOnly Murders In The Building - HuluHome Alone 1 and 2 - Disney+Christmas with the Kranks - Amazon PrimeFour Christmases - HuluThe Merry Gentlemen - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Jackie's gossin' with Holden and MJ about the showstopping lyrical genius of I Saw Mommy Kissing Beetlejuice, and brings up their journey to make Horny Christmas happen! Speaking of Horny Christmas, Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan couldn't make it work, and for some reason people are showing up at his grandma's to ask why? Jackie is going off on Doechii being a great artist havin' her moment after her tiny desk concert as well her appearance on Colbert, Matty Healy and Azealia Banks are feuding on Twitter (and real life!) after he stepped his foot directly into his mouth to stop her attacking Charli XCX, Hilaria Baldwin's 11 year old daughter dropped a skincare book which raises some questions about children in the beauty industry, and finally in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Do You Believe In BONO'S LITTER BOX?!  Not to mention a very on theme list of Christmas Music Trivia that the validity of is quickly called into question, Blindz, and even MORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden is strugglin' to feel the spirit of the season and Jackie and MJ give their review of Sabrina Carpenter's new Netflix Christmas special, Holden comes up with a plan for TSwift and Olivia Rodrigo Unity, Jackie tells tale of the awful "My Santa", while MJ contemplates watching thespian of our time Mario Lopez in the classic holiday cinematograph "Feliz Navi-DAD." Holden brings up his new obsession of Diamond Jubilee, and Jackie let's everyone know that "Watch Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story" is just as upsetting as you'd think. MJ starts It Ends With Us on Netflix, Jackie is gettin' all ready to head to the theatre with Geoff to see "Babygirl" and tries to sell MJ and Holden on "Later Daters" despite their fear it will be just as sad as "Golden Bachelorette" and Holden is lovin' the Monday watchalongs of "Bad Girls Club".  This season Ultimatum resulted in half the cast leaving, and Jackie lets everyone know she does not want to try the Real Housewives of SLC ice cream, MJ says that That Christmas is just Love Actually for kids, and Holden started The Substance! A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter- NetflixMy Santa - Amazon PrimeThe Church Play Cinematic Universe - link for it --->  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4gM7RC1M0&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonDiamond Jubilee by Cindy LeeGirls Gone Wild: The Untold Story - PeacockIt Ends With Us Queer - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHLater Daters - NetflixThat Christmas - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 it's Jackie's time to shine, despite Holden's efforts, MJ and Jackie call Holden out for sending Lexi out on black Friday, and Jackie calls out most of her friend group as bein' in the NO NO ZONE. Jackie gives Holden, MJ and all parents out there a foolproof plan to get free shoes via lesson learned from Christmas Shoes, a video of Apple at the Debutant Ball devolves into some crazy accusations via reddit of bullying and a goop coverup. Advent calendar chat including the highs of years past and the lows of the Instagram Gilmore Girls calendar, Nick Cannon reveals a not so surprising diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Jackie announces The Muppet Christmas Carol watchalong stream Sunday, December 8th 5pm PST/8pm EST on HoldenatorsHo, and then talk about the totally bizarre buzzword filled video holding space in all our hearts. Final, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why The Queen Killed Off DIANA?!?! This week's List: Actors Who original Turned Down A Role and Had to Be Convinced To Take It, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZZZ!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

On this week's Talkin' TV Holden is HOLDIN' SPACE for 'Let It Go' as it speaks to him more than WICKED and the evil Ariana ever could, even tho he did enjoy it at the THEATRE with Jackie, and MJ reports back that Moana 2 is a big disappointment and feels like a direct to video sequel, and in this week's final theatre experience Jackie was NOT entertained by Gladiator 2.  MJ is watching the new Netflix documentary about JonBenét, and Jackie brings news of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and the downfall of Jen Shah, MJ highly recommends the Troubles based drama "Say Nothing", and Holden joins the ranks of the Bad Girls Club.Wicked - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHMoana 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHHGladiator 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHNobody Wants This - NetflixAgatha All Along - Disney+The Creep Tapes - ShudderCold Case: Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey - NetflixReal Housewives of SLC - PeacockSay Nothing - HuluBad Girls Club - Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Empress of Thanksgiving has decreed it's time to get sloppy with Hot Frosty! HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to grab your RumChunka and check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7, MJ confirms to King Lord Holden and Jackie that Golden Bachelorette always opens on sad weeping men, Jackie thanks those who recommended the upcoming "Later Daters", MJ and Holden defend themselves against the lies spread about them regarding Sea Shanties, Holden threatens to X-POZE Jackie on not feelin' Thanksgiving this year and attempt to fix it, Jackie will be offering her account ohnoitsjackie up to the Ban Gods on twitch  to host this years Macy's Parade stream (6am pst/9am est!) cause of Holdens strike for the Oscars stream and MJ will be droppin' by, so it's that time of year to get 3 RumChunkas deep before lunch! Holden speaks to having a very sad day to have a birthday much like the former 3rd host of P7, Martha Stewart want's to have a different documentary made (despite the fact everyone seems to love this one), and channels her documentary rage into takin' down Miss Piggy in a fit of icy anger, Chicken Shop Date also did a very sweet and entertaining Muppets episode with Elmo, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo seem like they are so done with the Wicked press tour and can't be excited for Part II's rollout next year, and Dax Shepard isn't helping with his questions like "HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS?". In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird? Part II, and on The List: times costars working relationships were so fraught that they reportedly did not want to appear on camera together, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZ!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV "Golden Bachelorette" is wrapping up, much like the lives of the sadness goblins on the show BUT WILL WE GET THE TELEVIZED WEDDING!? Jackie continues the transition out of 31 for 31, Holden's making Mean Girl-esque plans to sabotage the group of 'California Dads' at Wynnie's school so he's no longer the "fat" one, MJ brings dark news of the Chuck E Cheese near them droppin' booze of the menu, Jackie had a true kino filmic experience with M Night's "OLD" and surely will one day recover from another Shyamalanian twist, Holden and MJ report back their thoughts on "Deadpool & Wolverine"! Jackie is all caught up on "House of Villains" till the new episode drops, and Holden is ready for more NEW YORK after finishing his "Flavor of Love 2" watch along on Twitch! MJ and Jackie hear the call to return to "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" but aren't sure they want to answer to call. Holden is the only one still workin' on "Agatha All Along", but everyone can agree it's amazing, plus Jackie gives a brief review of "Heretic" from the theatre and more!!! Golden Bachelorette - HuluOld - PeacockDeadpool and Wolverine - Disney+House of Villains Season 2 - PeacockAgatha All Along - Disney+Heretic - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski the Sexist Man Alive, Holden gives a brief rundown of Noor Alfallah and her habit of bonin' men so old they could turn to dust at any moment, Jackie decided to spread the sadness of the Golden Bachelorette far and wide by forcing everyone to read an article about how lonely seniors are now, Mariah has to listen to her own music to  bang, and Carey is on her Christmas tour and her kids are intermission performers, so it's a fully Careymerssive event!  There was a Dev Patel lookalike contest, but he didn't show up like thimethee did,  Jackie has begun the ritual and crafted her first Turkey dinner of the season,  Mattel's Wicked doll boxes have a WICKEDLY SALACIOUS PRINTING ERROR, plus much like the musical also feature a lot of girl girl action, and Jackie's gettin' pumped for the real Wicked movie while Holden's itching to see it with a nona, any nona!  Ariana Grande is trying to save the Tower of Terror in Orlando and it's swaying Jackie, but Holden REFUSES TO BOW TO HER despite Jackie having inside word she's super nice, which brings us to a COUNTERPOINT CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY CORNER  - YES JACKIE, ARIANA IS STILL EVIL plus a list of times celebrities volunteered information that we really really did not need to know, Blindz and SHOUT OUTSSSSS!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This Week on Talkin' TV, Jackie and MJ almost derail everything by tryin' to talk books, including the book on which Six Schizophrenic Brothers was based, but Holden brings it back to the screen with his review of Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" and then it comes back to the 1993 Pauly Shore classic "Son In Law" as all paths in life do.  Jackie makes a plea to the fans for some Christmas horror movie recommendations, and gives her thumbs up to "Emperor's New Groove" after not seeing it during her rebellious teen years. Max brings the dark takes of Florida nationwide with "It's Florida, Man" which gives a hilarious and horrifying visual reminder of how stupid people truly are, Jackie finally watched the movie "Bad Trip" and enjoyed it far more than she expected despite her hatred of pranks, Holden chunkin' up the new Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour and is watching a baseball documentary, which instantly makes Jackie audibly upset, unless it's the one about Dock Ellis pitching a 0 hitter on acid. MJ admits they owe Martha Stewart an apology after watching "Maratha", Jackie finished Penguin and having no Bats convinces the Bat-Burnt out Holden to give Penguin a chance, Jackie goes back to Taskmaster and Taskmaster Jr, plus this week of Talkin' TV wraps up with a journey back into the crypt of sadness known as the Golden Bachelorette! Thanksgiving - NetflixEmperor's New Groove - Disney+It's Florida, Man - MaxBad Trip - NetflixThe Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox - NetflixNo No: A Dockumentary - PeacockMartha - NetflixPenguin - MaxTaskmaster Series 17- Youtube, Channel 1Junior Taskmaster - Youtube, Channel 1Golden Bachelorette - Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Holden, Jackie, and MJ discuss Jackie gettin' eyeboned by an Uber driver blasting "Wasn't Me" while in Vegas, where she saw the magical warlock Mr. Piffles and his arcane master Piff The Magic Dragon while sippin' on a liquid headache, MJ Kicks off tales of Heidi Klum Halloweens past and Halloween present including her and Janelle Monáe both wearing E.T. costumes this year, while Jackie talks of the several breakdowns on her path to transforming into an amazing Greta Gremlin! MJ warns Holden against the dangers of metal straws and children, as Holden channels his hatred of endangered turtles and love of disposable straws into art. Mariah Carey, freed from her ice tomb beneath the surface of the moon, claims "It's time" and has begun to attempt to spread a virulent strain of holiday cheer via Mariah's Holiday Bar in five major US cities (which sadly for Jackie and Holden does not include LA), and Raffi, the man who brought us "Banana Phone" is on the search for love and MJ pleads not to be too vulgar about Raffi as he is a sexless being transcendent of light. Plus Campbells Soup is makin' savory candles and Jackie may fall prey to a stuffing scented candle while also making a plan to become a snackfluencer via a livestreamed Holden torture session on the next LPN Funhouse! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why Must Beyonce Always Be Thanked?!?! Big thanks to Queen Bey btw, then over on the LIST; Actors that had to dye their hair or change their appearance in order to get the roles they actually wanted! The Blindz and SHOUTS!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks episode with a sobbing man (again) to get us all in the saddest of moods now that 31 for 31 has ended and the annual crack has appeared in the ice that encases Mariah 'The Great Turkey Eater' Carey til the beginning of the Christmas season thus causing all of us to forget about THANKGIVING, Jackie heads off to the Boiling Isles to take in the magic of THE OWL HOUSE, and speakin' of witches Holden, Jackie, and MJ give an update on their Agatha All Along progress and there is BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF LOVE IS BLIND like not literally but OOO BOI IT'S A SLOPPY SLOPPITY MESS of a reunion episode. And keepin' with drama, Holden keeps headin' into the House of Villains, plus he also finally sat down with some steak and wine to enjoy 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' to meh reception, despite still being better than the last few Tim Burton films. Jackie can't find a place to watch the new Martha doc for free, but she's seen plenty of the fallout, and to fully end 31 for 31 Jackie ends her horror movie marathonin' with Anora! Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Owl House - Disney+Agatha All Along - Disney+Love is Blind Season 7 - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - YoutubeLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMartha - NetflixAnora - IN THE THEAHTAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden went with networks own editor Rob and the coulrophobia riddled Jake Young (WizBru and THE FLOOR) to see blood drenched evil demon clown led Terrifier 3, and Jackie's trying out some Fidget Puddy, aka SLIME! Jackie's true Halloween nightmare came to life with MISSING HOT DOGS at Costco and Knott's Scary Farms. Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition in Washington Square Park and attracts more than just admirers and it's THE POLICE, as well as possibly births an upcoming Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition, and a comment from MJ which leads to some Rat Boy vs Weasel Man discourse.  Tom FishFucker Cruise is trending and THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE PAGE 7 FROM BEING THE TRUE WHISTLEBLOWERS!! Jackie's chompin' at the wishbone for that Turkey Time as November approaches, Mariah Carey gets told NOT YET in her get out and vote promo, Stevie Nicks gave an amazing interview to Rolling Stone in which she told Katy Perry to STAY OFF THE INTERNET while giving Chappell Roan a warning to not burn themselves out early due that INSANE schedule. Speaking of Chappell, they called out that photographer AGAIN, this time at Olivia Rodrigo's movie premiere, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Vin Diesel and The Rock Secret Agents (But NOT Lovers)?!?! On The List - Celebrities who say they've lived in real haunted houses and it's got MJ asking some questions, Blindz and MOOOORE ON THIS HAUNTING HALLOWEeEeeEEeEEeEN!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie kicks things off with some terrifying tales of the grave from Golden Bachelorette, while Holden comes with a plan to cull all the parents of Golden Bachelorette contestants to avoid them dying during an episode and make it even more depressing somehow, Jackie finally got to see Orville Peck making her and MJ Peckin' cousins, everyone on Love is Blind continues to be a moron and we'll soon get an update on the insane drama in the upcoming reunion episode, MJ is getting spooky with Midsommar and Children of the Koᴙn plus Holden and Jackie's hype for Terrifier has MJ interested but all that sloppy slimy gore has 'em apprehensive!  What We Do In The Shadows returns for a final crepe season, Nosferatu is arriving this xmas and looks amazing, and MJ is taking the kids through classic Treehouse of Horror episodes, Jackie gives out some cheers and jeers, plus even more!  Golden Bachelorette - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMidsommar - MaxChildren of the Corn - AMC+Terrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHWhat We Do In The Shadows - HuluTreehouse of Horror - Disney+Tourist Trap - Peacock Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 we're talkin' 'bout Diddy and JLo havin' people believing in the illuminati as MJ and Holden feel bad for ol' Jenny from the Block, Jackie brings news of North West's rizzling her mom with a couture Skibidi Toilet chain as well as the impending opening of a slime store at her local mall, Ariana Grande needs to provide RECEIPTS for her Elvira snub and her eyerolling non-apology statement, Cynthia Erivo is very upset by a fan edit of the Wicked poster removing her eyes cause the eyes are the windows to the house of the soul, Holden gets spooked by MJs house of haunted balloons and a cats tail, and Andrew Garfield went on 'Chicken Shop Date' and it was adorbz, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Shakira unable to lie because she is a WOODEN DOLL?! The List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV, Jackie once again opens the tome of sorrow known as the Golden Bachelorette and it continues to unleash a stream of depression as well as mournful cries from from Holden and MJ, Martha Stewart calls out both the Golden Bachelors AND Ina Garten and Jake Young from Wizbru's journey on The Floor continues on for at least another week and he even gets an chant from the audience! Holden brings up how the Netflix doc about the Menendez Brothers shows just how flawed the Ryan Murphy series is, and Jackie keeps it sad by recommending the total tearjerker The Wild Robot. Jackie finally finishes Gravity Falls and MJ gets Holden excited for getting to watch shows with Wynnie as she gets older, Jackie recommends Demons to but MJ worries Gideon ain't up for it. MJ had to space the OG Salems Lot out across 4 nights as it's 183 minutes, and also talk about their love for the Halloween series, and Jackie and Holden can't wait for them to get to Season Of the Witch! Jackie also comes in last minute with a few classic recommendations including Fright Night, as well as Vanessa 5000 and even more on this Talkin' TV!  Golden Bachelorette - HuluGastronauts - DropoutThe Floor Season 2 - Fox, HuluThe Menendez Brothers - NetflixThe Wild Robot - IN THE THEATAHHHHGravity Falls - Disney+Penguin - MaxDemons - ShudderThe Wicker Man (1973) - Amazon PrimeFright Night - MaxSalem's Lot (1974) - MaxVanessa 5000 - Dropout Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7 Holden wants to watch an ape give cunnilingus to another ape (who doesn't tbh), Jackie's feelin' herself to Ashnikko, and thankfully her fam is doin' fine but still without power due to ole Milton, MJ's got the lip reader transcript of Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek's incredibly awkward encounter at a Balenciaga! show, once again there is Chappell Roan banter about pressures of fame as well as her TikTok's from this past weekend, Olivia Rodrigo got to meet Pesto the penguin so please send it to Holden and he'll tell you her falling in that pit was karma for meeting such a wretched beast, MJ GOT HIS ORVILLE PECK TICKETS! Jessica Chastain publicly tweeted out about her refund not being enough for her TV not working on her Jetblue flight and people on Twitter got maaaaaad (at Jessica ofc), Raw Dawgin' flights is the new trend no one asked for, but lets hope it leads to some personal self reflection, Mariah Carey REFUSES to be seen under overhead lighting, but that's not stopping her from getting the 30th anniversary of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' ready to drop like a nuclear weapon, Jackie Stewart's slinging turkey tips even tho IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, JACKIE, Burger King introduces A BIG SLOPPY DIP CUP of Hidden Valley Ranch, finally a ranch cup fit for a WHOPPER...Over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Secret Lives of Mormon Wives a PSY OP and an ad from BIG SODA TO KEEP US IN THEIR SUGARY CLUTCHES!?!? A List of unbelieve facts about pop music and the weirdos that make it, Holden comes in at the last moment with info on the new T Swift Era Tours Book to much roasting, the Blindz and even MOOOOOORE!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV things are gettin' spOoOooOooky and sad as they talk more 31 fer 31 that includes a gush from Jackie about the Terrifier trilogy spooking her enough to enter her nightmares, then gives her approval on VHS Beyond and MJ's 31 fer 31 includes Jennifer's Body but only after nerding out on some essays about it first, Holden's got some catching up to do to meet Jackie and MJ when it comes to Love is Blind's icky sticky SCANDALS! MJ had to bend the knee on The Golden Bachelorette, something many of the contestants have only dreamed of doing since 2014, and Holden also chooses to stop, leaving Jackie alone in a grey garden of loss and sorrow. Jackie absolutely LOVES the new Netflix romcom series "Nobody Wants This" MJ has thoughts regarding the way Judaism is portrayed, but still found it relatable and charming! Jake Young from WizBru is currently on the game show THE FLOOR on Fox!! Jackie reveals she will release her 31 for 31 and MORE!  Terrifier - PeacockTerrifier 2 - Amazon PrimeTerrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHVHS Beyond - ShudderJennifer's Body - Peacock, HuluLove is Blind Season 7- NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - NetflixThe Floor Season 2  WITH JAKE YOUNG- Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are gettin' weird and wooly in here as they're talking about the slog disaster that is Joker 2, Ina Garten not telling us enough nuclear secrets in her book, Ariana Grande took a lie detector test and the rumor could be true that she doesn't believe in the moon landing, Megalopolis hit Jackie over the head with it's total insanity, Airheads came out with a scented foot spray to fRiGhTeN aWaY tHe BaD sMeLlS oOOOOoOooOoOOOooOOO!! MJ had a great time at their reunion and went to a real life midwest MALL! Dua Lipa is a fucking monster who drinks Diet Coke with Pickle Juice and Jalapeños, which gives MJ a flashback to Lindsey Lohan's disgusting as it sounds Pepsi and milk combo "Pilk", MomTok rises from the ashes of Kolob as SLoMM gets a second season over at Hulu, Holden shouts out Dick's Last Resort, a concept which makes MJ and Jackie want to cry at the thought of what would be said to them, Celine Dion teams up with the NFL for a Sunday Night Football promo and Spirit Halloween forces Jackie to process her HAWK TUAH ANGER due to their release of Hawk Tuah costumes, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Taylor Swift Murdered by her EVIL TWIN!?!?! On The List - Times Actors were so desperate for a role they begged, bargained and PLEADED! The Blindz and more on this week's Page 7. Stay safe out there! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden Jackie and MJ got some 31 fer 31 talk, the fallout from the new  Menendez Brothers show from Ryan Murphy, the new Salem's Lot really does nothing the TV series already did, Joker 2 is a total boring lengthy disaster, and Megalopolis is a hilarious nonsensical glorious mess.  Uzumaki's suffers from a drastic downward spiral in animation quality with it's second episode, spurring an executive to explain the slip in a now deleted tweet.  Holden is feeling Spooky Season and recommends 2022's Talk to Me, and the Golden Bachelorette continues to be a graveyard of sadness filled with depressed ghosts, Love is Blind returns and brings so much unnecessary drama to contestants being possibly not rail thin white people, and Jackie gives Nobody Wants This a shot and is fairly impressed! All that, and more on this week's Talkin' TV Monsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixSalem's Lot (2024) - MaxJoker: Folie a Deux - IN THE THEATAHHHHHMegalopolis - IN THE THEATAHHHHHUzumaki - NetflixTalk to Me - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ are all mourning in one way or another, be it the loss of Kris Kristofferson, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, or witnessing the Tomatometer rating for Hook, Holden claims to be the subject of a deepfake making him appear to not care about Maggie Smith's death, Jackie declares war on Christian Girl Autumn, Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock being the absolute best pile of trash named Marjorie, Jackie unveils a cat face bikini top to begin her descent into Siwadom, Jackie's starting the Terrifier franchise for her 31 for 31 and MJ is aimin' for 15 for 31, The Detroit Bridgerton Ball is a flop, but at least the single stripper who was hired as entertainment was talented and Jackie gets BREAKING NEWS of "American Pickers" Star Frank Fritz's untimely death! MJ stands as boldly and strongly as Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair after being  outted as an Ancient Alien Head, and Lana Del Rey ties the knot with that swamp crawlin' gator man,and over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Katy Perry Cursed by NUNS!??!, in The List -  Celebrity slipups on social media that revealed way more than they ever intended, Blindz and Shoutzzzzz!!!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, Jackie, and MJ get into the gut-wrenching yet hilarious road trip captured in Will and Harper, causing everyone to reflect on their own experiences in rural areas of America, The Golden Bachelorette should just be named SAD MEN BEING SAD AND MAKING EVERYONE SAD! Adult Swim helps bring master horror manga creator Junji Ito's Uzumaki to the small screen with a 4 part series currently spiraling it's way onto Max. Jackie will scream it from the rooftops, WATCH THE SUBSTANCE, it has a great twist you WON'T see coming, MJ throws a call out for YOUR FEELINGS on the new Ryan Murphy incest show "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story." Jackie gives fat suited gross foot Colin Farrell as the Penguin a chance and loves it, and Holden's throwing out his rec of Netflix's new Vince McMahon doc "Mr. McMahon", Jackie slaps on down her rec of the new Saturday Night Live biopic "Saturday Night", while MJ is still lovin' Agatha All Along and MORE! Will and Harper - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluUzumaki - NetflixThe Substance - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHMonsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixPenguin - MaxVince Mcmahon - NetflixSaturday Night - IN THE THEATAHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits what's left of RFK Jr., and his wormbride Cheryl Hines is making candles and sellin' them at an L.A. farmers market, Bug Hall takes time away from huffing duster to scutter out from obscurity to vomit sexism against his own daughters on twitter, Ina Garten reveals there was a time when she left the Lord of Fire Island, Jeffrey, to like four or five peoples dismay, Martha Stewart does NOT like that Netflix spent so much time on her trial and prison sentence, Eric Roberts publicly apologizes for talkin' weird shit about his sister and family, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Trump A Massive Swiftie!?!? A List filled with celeb name change backstories, the Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

In this weeks Talkin' TV Holden's feeling the spOoOoky season with Lisa Frankenstein and Jackie conjures up her horniness for Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn watching Agatha All Along, and MJ ponders if the new season of Interview with the Vampire is worth paying for AMC+.  More Momtoktalk as MJ and Jackie recap the final episode of SLoMM and how gross Jennifer Affleck's relationship comes across, and in keeping with weird religious relationships - the season premiere of SISTER WIVES dropped on Max.   The Golden Bachelorette had MJ BIG SAD and it's an absolute (wrinkly) sausage fest, Newest season of The Circle is out and it's gettin' trickier and Jackie gets slurped into Culinary Clash Wars, plus more!  Lisa Frankenstein - Amazon PrimeAgatha All Along - Disney+Interview with a Vampire - AMC+Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluSister Wives - Max, Discovery +The Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Circle - NetflixCulinary Clash Wars - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout two famous songs that are both about Rosana Arquette, Dave Grohl keeps havin' more and more confessions to make, the newest Jane's Addiction  tour ending abruptly with an on stage nonsensical old man fight.  Some VMA chat including Jackie givin' it up for Space Lifeform kissin' Sabrina Carpenter, T SWIFT FINALLY ENDORSED KAMALA after the Debate and it has D Trump using ALL CAPS on Truth Social while Ben & Jerry's is celebratin' with a custom flavor for Kamala, the Emmys were boro snoro this year. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Steven Seagal movies money laundering schemes for Russian oligarchs?! On The List -  Actors that lied about accents, talents, injuries and MORE to their directors and producers, da Blindz and EVEN MORE!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie talk bout an alternative future where Russia won the space Race in For All Mankind, Jackie is feelin' Sunny, and there's even more drama in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Momtok infestation of Jackie's algorithm. Holden gives a very positive final review of Dream Academy! MJ gives a review of the new to them sitcom, Kevin Can Fuck Himself and Jackie straps on her storm chasin' cap and heads into the eye of In the Eye of the Storm, and My Old Ass is an amazing movie, but it is NOT a comedy, and more! For All Mankind -Apple+Sunny - Apple+The Secret Wives of Mormon Wives - HuluPopstar Academy - NetflixKevin Can F Himself- NetflixIn the Eye of the Storm - Max, Discovery+My Old Ass- IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's going to save pop music, and Kim Kardashian apparently already has social media contracts for her children because, of course she does, Chappell Roan is havin' a time and is NOT feelin' H&M. It's the first episode since confirmation that JLo and Batffelck are DONESO and Holden argues IT IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD, MJ, $ick Crypto McNeely and Jackie's pleas are heard as HOURS after this Taylor finally endorsed Kamala. We're through the looking glass in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Bennifers Divorce; DID DIDDY DO IT!? And a List that seems tailor made for Page 7 - Old Hollywood Facts That Aren't Dark or Sad, Just INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are finally healed of their Chimp Crazyness as Tonia Haddix and Tonka's insane journey ends, Hulu's "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" shows a saucy side of Mormonism you won't hear about from Ole' Moroni and covers the cleanup after a massive tea spill upsets their community. Holden recaps Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE on Netflix which chronicles Geffen and HYBE creating a global girl group, Jackie reports back from the theatah that Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice delights, and to keep and eye out for Strange Darling! Max dropped a two episode doc on the making of The Sopranos titled "Wise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos" and MORE! Chimp Crazy - MaxSecret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluPop Star Academy: KATSEYE - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - TheatahStrange Darling - TheatahWise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos - Max Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

It's summer break at LPN, so what better time to watch a marriage burn out by watching The Greatest Love Story Never Told! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on Page 7, it's SUMMA VACAY! Join Jackie, Holden and MJ as they read YOUR Where's the Beach?! moments while the LPN crew is out creating their own!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

On this Page 7 Holden, MJ, and Jackie, joined by a surprise spider guest host goss' 'bout the "bumpy" PR crisis Blake Lively is currently trapped within, which may have to do with "It Ends with Us" director Justin Baldoni, MJ fills everyone in on Colleen Hoover, the author of the book the movie is based on's other beach read worthy works,  NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams are STILL STUCK IN SPACE AT THE ISS AND WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT?! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lana Del Rey A Woman Cursing WITCH!? On the List: BTS stories from iconic romcoms and they are RIDIC ADORBZ!! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, MJ, and Jackie are goin' CHIMP CRAZY for Director Eric Goode's newest project on Tonia Haddix, MJ is still travelin' and seeing family, and Jackie gets back into Love Off the Grid.  Holden and Jackie tell an insane and traumatic tale of Facilitated Communication and the doc Tell Them You Love Me, Holden reports that the Crow (1994) holds up, and Jackie continues to rock AMC Stubs to see Alien Romulus, MJ fills us in on the deep sadness of Taken Together, a brief discussion of who's who in Dr Who, and comic book movie continuity, or lack thereof, and MOOOORE on this edition of Talkin' TV!  Chimp Crazy - MaxLove off the Grid Season 2 - MaxTell Them You Love Me - NetflixThe Crow - Amazon PrimeAlien: Romulus - IN THE THEATAHHHHThousandaires - DropoutTaken Together - MaxStarve Acre - Amazon Prime Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the Raygun and all the Breakin' drama while NOT celebrating turning 37, Hawk Tuh girl has own comedy tour and everyone is finding out she's outta material, Flavor Flav continues to spread positivity by giving Jordan Chiles a bronze clock, a Tom Cruise masked Tom Cruise makes a less than thrilling stunt during the Closing Ceremony, Holden fires shots at RHCP and Jackie bows to the Golden Voyager. Holden and Jackie call out California's plan to get reliable public transportation set up by the 2028 Olympics, Celine Dion REBUKES Trumps use of My Heart Will Go On, Taylor Swift announces a deal with Swarovski to give a crystal gift to ticket holders effected by the canceled shows due to the foiled terror plot, and Blake Lively stuns in a Versace dress that Britney Spears once wore. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Zac Efron Cursed by Someone WHO CAN'T READ?! And in The List - Bits of Hollywood History That Deserve Their Own Documentary, da Blindz, Shout outs and MOOOORE Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ (broadcasting live from a cabin in the woods) are gossin' 'bout the dark new season of Unsolved Mysteries leading MJ to want to let their kids know they can pursue a career in the arts as a severed head recreator, the Olympics may be over but everyone is obsessed with Raygun, House of the Dragon Season 2 ends leaving an amazing set up for Season 3, Holden reveals the massive amount of GoT spin-offs that are waiting in the wings, MJ continues their plague era fantasies with The Decameron, Jackie's continuin' to explore the dark depths of YouTube Video Essays, Holden can't get enough Critical Role after researching it for an upcoming WizBru Ep, Mommy vloggers are in shambles now that they will have to pay their gremlins, and Jackie bares witness to a JoJo Siwa filmic experience, Cuckoo delights Jackie and Geoff, and Jackie reports that Heavyweights still holds up after 19 years (ofc), and more!!! Unsolved Mysteries Season 4 - Netflix (OG episodes, Youtube)House of the Dragon Season 2The Decameron - NetflixSocial Anxiety Horror by Super Eyepatch Wolf - YoutubeCritical Role - YoutubeThe Legend of Vox Machina - Prime VideoMatt Rife: Lucid - A Crowd Work Special - NetflixThe Influencer - Netflix#AMFAD All My Friends Are Dead - Prime VideoCuckoo - IN THE THEATAHHHHHeavyweights - Disney+Hellboy - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are gossin' 'bout being here.... now.... and forever, the new SAAAAUCY Billie and Charli XCX single, shouts to Chappell Roan for having the largest Lollapalooza crowd EVER and for taking down her gross ex in front of it, Kamala Announced her very brat VP pick, Snoop Dogg and Martha are BFFs and she explains fancy horse dancing to him. Everyone at the Olympics is makin' and tradin' pins, STRONGASS Rugby player Ilona Maher shuts down BMI bullshit and ends with a perfect roast, and more Olympic talk ranging from Imane Khelif being bullied by weird bigots to MJs babies trying to recreate Olympic gymnastics on the couch with some not so Olympic landings to a pole vaulter wackin' his magnum dong off the bar, Giorgia Villa has sponsorship with BIG PARMESAN, Tom Cruise has a boring ass sad diet, and in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Sam Levinson rip off Euphoria!? A list full of times celebs acted reeeeally privileged, spoiled or demanding! Blindz and the SHOUTZZZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.