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Send us a textBeaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit. Three young men spent 18 years of their lives in prison for a crime they clearly did not commit. Could this happen to you? Of course it could. The squad talks about the crimes that they would most likely commit that would end them up in federal prison if they were actually guilty. What is your incarceration plan? How do you dispose of a body? Theories? Let's also not forget, this is a comedy podcast. We begin the episode with praise for Nolan Johncock's set. Shout out to Sunday Night Heat at Mulligan's Pub in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Support the show

Send us a textThe Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know what it means, because I am not sure, in all the confusion, that he ever explained it in detail. He did describe what self-described means, but, even the squad knew that one. The chaos continued with very uncommon technical difficulties, random topics, talk of male strippers, Swan's manic minute, and an excellent Star Wars universe name for Nolan, should he decide to be a Jedi. "Not sure if you know this about GD," but he does an excellant impersonation of Yoda. All things GD Fendersonhttp://sogdfunny.com/bio.htmlCheck out his upcoming show on Plauzzable on June 19, 2025 at 7:30 pm ESThttps://plauzzable.com/live-show-details/d2f0914c-8592-4e47-b976-5a34d68df935Find him every morning on"Coffee with the Dog" on Mind Dog TVhttps://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/or tune in on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, InstagramM-F 9 am-11:30 am ESTCatch the Dr. Reverend Jelly Rolle every Sunday at 9:00 am ESTCheck out The Squads Bios on the Slaptail Nation WebsiteReach out to the Beaveman and Nolan Johncock on the site for bookingshttps://www.slaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us a textOn this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Genghis Khan is tangentially responsible for the Europeans arrival in the Americas. This is why this is classified as an improv podcast. One never knows the direction it will take. It's like hanging out once a week with your weird friends that talk about the most random things. You are welcome!Support the show

Send us a textThe first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman doesn't remember and doesn't know. He doesn't take a scientific or statistical approach to the lore of Star Wars, he consumes it because he loves it. So there will be some inaccuracies on this episode, and that is ok. Continuity isn't exactly a Star Wars thing. Happy May! May the force be with you all. Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen (that broad from the east side). Ever wonder what to do if you come upon a wounded or not wounded animal? If they are wounded, call Kate to patch them up. If they are not wounded, call Kate to hobble them and then patch them up. This broad has issues. Let's not forget that she has a stroked out B-hole. If you want to help her get reconstructive surgery or Kardashian lips for her B-hole, send us funds. Listen to hear Swan's first fail on her manic minute, does she redeem herself and get the win? You have to listen to find out. Kate Dore information@katredhatred on Instagramkate dore on FBThe Slaptail Squadslaptailnation.comSupport the show

Send us a textBeaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some of his dreams to get his opinion on what they may mean. They also talk about the movie Peanut Butter Falcon and when Ricker missed his opportunity to be Rambo. Support the show

Send us a textBelieve it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphorically, and the Swan is all about giving the Beaveman away if it makes her life easier and someone else's harder. Check out the fun shows and movies they talk about. "Love on the Spectrum""The Peanut Butter Falcon""Downside Up" link belowhttps://youtu.be/VNxO-wv3S9o?si=usR18G_OUHcK5UaSand of course this funny clip of Andy Samberg doing Mark Wahlberg link below https://youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s?si=ri7KjF-j28XjK3kdSupport the show

Send us a textHe's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him anyway. On this episode, the squad unites for a completely ridiculous conversation about catching your parents in the act, restaurants that smell, (not unpleasantly) like pussy, comedy, and the Beaveman's plan for ridiculous medical-based jokes. Thank God Nolan was there to be the voice of reason. Words never uttered by another human being. Catch Ron Caine every morning on Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV on Twitch, Facebook, and Instagram at 9 am EST. https://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/Check him out on Instagram @2CainesProductions and @roncainecomedyShout out to his new venue Amy's Dockside Bar and Grill in South Williamsport, PA for Fresh Catch Comedy on April 19 at 8 pm https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61559132841320Nolan Johncockbook Nolan Johncock!@johncockcomedythe Beavemanhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.tiktok.com/@slaptailsquadSupport the show

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with a hopping comedy scene so Beaveman talks a bit about getting to go on a few mics to get some reps in. The conversation, as always, devolves into a completely pointless podcast discussion about food, amphibians, and whatever else happens to manifest from the minds of the silly and deranged. Enjoy!Slaptail Squad PicksWant to hear more from Kate Dore? Do you like music? Check out her podcast"Three Shots Down"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3-shots-down-podcast/id1731032749Support the show

Send us a textWhen you thought we couldn't get any more ridiculous, we prove we can! In this episode, we welcome back Chewbacca's nephew, Nolan Johncock. Do you think you have a ton of random knowledge? Maybe you do, but is it at Nolan's level? Can you talk about conspiracy, the Hubble telescope, shark skin, and horse penis all in one conversation? If so, you will enjoy this episode. If not, strap in and let the madness begin. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode, the Squad unites to talk about the paranormal. There is a certain doll that resides in Key West, Florida that has the utmost respect of the squad. However, a certain someone, thinks she can take a bit of a casual attitude regarding the known powers of this masterful doll. Thankfully, Beaveman, JD, and Ricker are no fools and spend the podcast humbling themselves. They also talk about, you guessed it, Girl Scout Cookies, for a really, really, long time. Enjoy the episode. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe Slaptail Squad podcast welcomes comedian Kate Dore, from Michigan, for a fun conversation about women in comedy. The Beaveman and Swan talk with Kate about her fiancé, her addiction to claw machines, and the Beaveman's hatred for Russia and Putin (but not the good people of Russia). The show also features silly little jokes from the Beaveman and Swan's manic minute. We support Ukraine, Canada, Mexico, the people of Greenland. We support the true USA. Kate Doré informationThe Three Shots Down Podcasthttps://www.facebook.com/3shotsdownpodcast/Where to see Kate liveMarch 28, 2025 Comedy: LOL @ Farver's with Tommy CookFriday, March 28 • 7pmhttps://croswell.org/farvers/Support the show

Send us a textThe Squad unites to say a collective FU to Putin and Russia but also to talk about the state of the nation when ignorance and misinformation reigns supreme. Do we really want to step back in time to the age of measles wards, polio, and widespread bubonic and pulmonic plague? I think not. Podcasting is the last avenue of free speech, so the squad will continue using it as long as possible. Thank you to our loyal listeners in the United States of America and around the world. Thank you to our supporters for standing with us. FDTSlaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe squad is still confused about the difference between shared psychotic disorders and being bat-sh!t crazy. Nemo swims in to save the day and clear up the confusion. He failed immediately by stating the term Folie à Deux is made up. That's what happens when you try to learn something—still a fun conversation. Guess the squad needs to lean on a friend of the squad to clear it up for them. You know who you are, we are bugging you as soon as we can. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show

Send us a textBeaveman, JD, and Ricker discuss subjects they are 100% qualified to discuss. Not really, that would be so unlike all of our other podcasts. Shared delusional disorders, aka Folie à Deux or other types of Folie depending on the type and number, are delusional disorders that start with one person and are shared by others. They discuss some cases briefly to determine WTF! Keep in mind that these three are, basically, idiots. So have fun with their crazy interpretations. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Wepage link to the cases discussedhttps://listverse.com/2018/03/26/10-highly-unusual-examples-of-folie-a-deux-or-shared-psychosis/Support the show

Send us a textIt's been nearly 5 long years but the Ricker is back! One of the original members of The Slaptail Squad is finally back from the longest hiatus and we could not be more thrilled. We are very proud of his accomplishments and humanitarian efforts all over the planet earth and in the cosmos that kept him away, but now he is back and ready to embrace the collective idiocy. Would you want to know when you are going to die? What is the best way to die? What is the worst way to die? Would you like the Beaveman to predict your demise? Water-boarding by clowns perhaps? Join us for a fun chat. Welcome back Ricker!Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/https://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show

Send us a textIt is a wonderful day in the Beaver Den. The Beaveman finally has sleepwear that does not squeeze his waist or cause him to drop residual urine on his bedsheets. He really wanted to talk more about it but got sidetracked by a ridiculous discussion with Swan about travel, Nemo about comedy, and of course, sex toys. Congrats to Mike Cotayo for getting selected by the WSOC to compete in Las Vegas. Hopefully more satellite selections are coming. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/@slaptailsquadhttps://solo.to/beavemanMike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show

Send us a textBeaveman and Swan hang with a friend of the show Jogun to talk about all things nerdy—no fact-checking needed. We never need fact-checking again. All things, ridiculous, nerdy, historical, and revisionist, don't matter, it is all factual. Join us for a fun talk about all things nerdy. Basically, things Swan doesn't understand, because you know, she is not a nerd. Strap in for a wonderful four years of making fun of true idiocy. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a textSwan, Nemo, and Beaveman unite as a squad to talk about the giant poop show, goat rodeo, FUBAR world we are living in, and how it is affecting the human condition. Sounds deep doesn't it? Too bad Swan and Nemo are easily distracted by anything and everything. There are some serious moments, but remember, none of this is real. We are all living in some screwed-up version of the Matrix. So even if we are on a watchlist, a play is a play, and hopefully, we get bumped up in the charts. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://solo.to/beavemanMike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe fun continues this week as comedian Emmy Buttrick joins the Beaveman and Swan for a fun conversation about redheads, comedy, succubi, and pinup modeling; with a redheaded, pinup modeling, succubitus standup comedian. That makes her an expert. [succubitus is the trait of being a succubus, (it's a word Beaveman made up)]Catch this fun chat with this rising comedy star. Emmy, not the Beaveman, just to clarify. Emmy Buttrickhttps://www.succubusofsatire.com/Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/Support the show

Send us a textBeaveman and the Swan welcome Chicago Comedian Jen Flaxman to the Beaver Den for an entertaining conversation. Jen is the producer and host of better help comedy Chicago and a talented stand-up comedian who demonstrates a strong tolerance  for putting up with Beaveman's sense of humor and psychopathy. In this episode we talk about comedy, comedic influences, cryptids and whatever other odd subject manifests from the mind of the disturbed. Jen Flaxman@flaxmania@betterer_help_comedySlaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com@beavemancomedy@slaptailsquadSupport the show

Send us a textThe Swan and the Beaveman welcome comedian Adam Minnick remotely to the Beaver Den to talk comedy, bad habits, drones, and whatever other crazy stuff the Beaveman can come up with. To challenge the Swan, Beaveman gives her a swear jar and a handful of quarters because, as we all know, the Swan curses up a storm like the true RN she is. Will she make it through with her handful of quarters, or will she run out? Thank you to our guest, comedian Adam Minnick, for hanging out for a fun conversation. Check the show links to find out where you can see Adam in person. Tickets are on sale now for Slap Your Tail Comedy, where Adam will be the headliner. The show will feature Emmy Butrick and Jen Flaxman, with the amazing Devarron Thomas hosting. Adam Minnick Informationhttps://www.adamminnick.com/Slaptail Nation Information, Tickets to shows, and other fun stuffhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/comedyhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showshttps://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show

Send us a textThe squad unites for a fun conversation with comedian Red the Blackout Artist. How do comedians get their stage names if they don't use the one on their birth certificate? Join us for a completely pointless conversation about comedy, dating, and sharp farts—another episode steeped in culture. Funny Man Mike Cotayo, aka Nemo, and JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Browntown, are along for the idiotic ride. Red the Blackout Artist@stonerbomboy on TikTokMike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Slaptail Nation LLC@slaptailsquadSlaptail Nation on Facebook@slaptailsquad TikTokhttps://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show

Send us a textSteven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show he does with his friends, and his take on drones, alien lifeforms, cryptids, and hauntings.Sounds like he needs to be on a spooky episode with the Dark Lord of Browntown. See his linktree for his upcoming shows. Slaptail Nation Pickshttps://linktr.ee/Theesitcomhttps://minddogtv.com/Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show

Send us a textOn this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other subjects. She isn't sure she wants to be the leader of the KNAL commune (sounds like a cult), but she hasn't flat out dismissed the idea. Join us for this fun episode and see the show links for Katy Needs A Life upcoming show dates. Katy Needs A Life show dates and infohttps://www.etix.com/ticket/p/47415822/katy-needs-a-life-hollywood-makeout-yellowhouse-kalamazoo-bells-eccentric-cafehttps://linktr.ee/katyneedsalifeSlaptail Nation infohttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showsSupport the show

Send us a textSwan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy throughout the country. He is a full time cast member on Coffee with the Dog on MinddogTV, and an all around good guy with a warped sense of humor. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortizhttps://linktr.ee/Theesitcomhttps://minddogtv.com/Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a textJD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Minute." Slaptail Squad Shout outs@jamesrivercomedy@alextherockplotkowski@richardmathis952@theyogmeisterSlaptail Nation/Squad shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunterSupport the show

Send us a textBeaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation. Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all things Slaptail Nation. Happy Holidays, from the Slaptail Squad!Slaptail Nation shows and informationemail the show at slaptailsquad@gmail.comhttps://www.facebook.com/share/p/LLdVx1MdoyxiTdds/https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunterhttps://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show

Send us a textThe Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself. The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city. Also check out his guest spot on the the We Live Zombie Carnival podcast. Yeah, we promote other podcasts, cuz we the poop yo! Funny Man Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/https://www.laughfactory.com/chicagohttps://open.spotify.com/episode/01jP79VE9P1AcZYetJRiYw?si=7cb5da29b91148b7Slaptail Nation Shows and infohttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showshttps://solo.to/beaveman for all social media links for Beaveman and Slaptail NationSupport the show

Send us a textThe Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget!Slaptail Nation PicksPat Sievert @patsievert@macsmondaycomedy@comedy_thursdays_at_vivios@dogcomicproductionsFighting Blind: A Green Beret's Story of Extraordinary Courage https://mln2.marmot.org/GroupedWork/4e6c6dcb-1c84-0229-7dfd-86b39bb8523dSlaptail Nation and Show Informationhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunterthe Beaveman contact information https://solo.to/beavemanSupport the show

Send us a textIt may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners. Slaptail Nation Showshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-mic-2024-11-21-19-30All things Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show

Send us a textThe Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and showshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showsHeadliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrownFeaturing Brianna Blackburn @thatfunnygirlbriHost The Beaveman @john_beavSupport the show

Send us a textBig surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ. You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who else would offer to surgically modify their friend, straighten their contracted arm, or bang a member with another members residual, protective layer? Only Gigi has not sustained a head injury, which makes you wonder, WTF is wrong with her if she didn't bonk her noggin? Slaptail Nation Information and Eventshttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Mike Cotayo Comedianhttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the show

Send us a textWe don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us. Slaptail Nation Events and Informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showsSupport the show

Send us a textOn this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a textSpookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. It's an short, fun episode. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a textIt's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occupied. It starts of with the same anger you expect, but when something works, you stick with it. Thank you to all of our listeners around the world! We love you. Here is to another great season ahead. Slaptail Nation Informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show

Send us a Text Message.On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. The new season is about to begin, so set back and enjoy this bonus content. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have to listen to find out. Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a superpower, but definitely a power he possesses, or at least a character flaw, from a certain point of view. Get ready for some special content during the break and for season 6 to start back up in September. Happy summer!Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy.Slaptail Nationhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://solo.to/beavemanMike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept. Thank you to our listeners all over the world for getting us on the charts. Shout out to Switzerland!Stay tuned for more Slaptail Squad fun and productions from Slaptail Nation. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanJames River@jamesrivercomedySupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our listeners that help get us on the charts in the US and in Cyprus. We love you! Happy Pride!The Beavemanhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.facebook.com/share/xJbkkcupMRRtaHGx/https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-micFunny Man Mike Cotayo (Nemo)https://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. Apparently, the rest of the squad is rather squeamish. Except for Swan, her adventures with a 9 inch dong must have toughened her up. Thanks for joining us! We love ya!Beaveman's informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.facebook.com/share/FcAe96TMxJfNwmvP/Slaptail Nation eventshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-micSupport the Show.

If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support. Slaptail Nation Information/Shows/etc. https://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Support the Show.

Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics.Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone start a GoFundMe.Thank you all for listening and supporting the show. We love ya!Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/https://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-900817959767https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the Show.

It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed brains of the Slaptail Squad. ,We love doing this and sharing it with all of you. Thank you to our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus who consistently keep us on the charts.Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/https://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-900817959767Mike Cotayohttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the Show.

The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's in the market for gnomes. Thank you to all of our listeners. Slaptail Nation Informationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Mike Cotayo Informationhttps://www.funnymanmike.com/Support the Show.

Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all. Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We appreciate all of you. Slaptail Nation EventsNew Age improv showhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/878691097727?aff=oddtdtcreatorSlap Your Tail Comedy show at Main Street Pub Kalamazoohttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/874439992557?aff=oddtdtcreatorSlap Your Tail Comedy Show celebrating Star Wars May 4https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/Slap Your Tail Comedy Show June 1 Pride showhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/Support the show

See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the BeavemanShout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the incomparable GeGe as we navigate the complexities of workplace diversity with our signature blend of humor and sharp insight. From the perils of learning Spanish to the pitfalls of diversity roles in organizations, we're slicing through superficiality with unapologetic honesty and a healthy dose of laughter. Now, hold your nose because we're about to plunge into the deep end of personal hygiene and intimacy. Have you heard of "vabbing"? If not, prepare for an eye-opening (and possibly nose-closing) discourse complete with anecdotes that might just make you rethink your next date night. Toss in a side of dietary restriction banter and grooming roasts among friends, and you've got yourself a recipe for some seriously spicy conversation.And just when you thought things couldn't get more provocative, we take a fearless foray into the world of adult entertainment. With musings on everything from the quality of certain genres to the complexities of voyeurism, we're laying bare our thoughts (and perhaps a little more) on the industry's inner workings. Plus, don't miss our musings on comedy show drama, mustache appreciation, and a quick promo of upcoming gigs that promise even more unscripted hilarity. Join us for an episode that's as boundary-pushing as it is belly-laugh inducing.Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-2/https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-stand-up-comedy-show/https://www.eventbrite.com/e/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy-tickets-874439992557https://www.eventbrite.com/e/next-generation-improv-tickets-878691097727?aff=erelpanelorgSupport the show