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Every male reader of the Chateau needs to see this movie, if for no other reason than to absorb the lessons it offers as a cautionary tale. *BLUE Valentine*

Self-satisfaction will see a man through all sorts of tribulations. Radiating confidence, deserved or irrational, is what is most attractive to women. This man looks confident, and his wife stands by him. She has the mousy, hunched over posture of a woman in love. All else that's objectively negative about him fades to insignificance in the matter of what stirs her heart. 

As a responsible father the setbacks you most want your son to avoid are: One-itis. LJBF. Surprise dumpings. Grinding celibacy. Divorce. Marriage to an ugly feminist. Give him the knowledge and tools to circumvent those unhappy fates and the wisdom of your experience and you will be a hero to him for life.

My only advice I have for the young man who emailed me: 1. Stop beating up on yourself and acting so goddamned melodramatic. You have much insight for your age. Your intelligence will take you far. Now what you need is calm and wisdom. 2. This too shall pass. 3. The big picture trumps the little picture. 4. Stay away from your mother as much as humanly possible. She is damaged goods for you. Single moms, even your own flesh and blood, are poison for your growth as a man and a ladykiller. 5. For that matter, stay away from your father. Unless he is willing to change, he will only continue to infect you with his beta loser stench. Harsh words, I know, but your well-being trumps all. 6. If you are not ready to give up on either of your parents, then show your father this blog. Tell him to read from day one. Enlightenment is a mouse click away. 7. Show your mother this blog too. Expect hysterics. 8. Stand up to your mother. From what you have written, she sounds like an emotional vampire who demands payment in obeisance and comes to loathe those who give her what she wants. Fuck that noise. Get back to the cocky/funny that you used to be around her. 9. If all the above fail, consider physically moving away from these parasites. Friends, family, everyone. Gather your savings, quit your job, and move to a new city or even a new country. 10. Someday you will die. But today is not that day. Now is the time to live.

Now, instead of toiling for years as a cog in the machine, giving til it hurt, to win the heart of a marriageable woman in a socially-approved manner, men were, in effect, mimicking the traditional alpha male through a process of data compression. The confident body language and cocky humor of the CEO or BigLaw sleaze-bag could be had by the common man for pennies on the dollar. Most men scoff at this. It takes many demonstrations by pioneers before the average guy will lose his long-held beliefs about how the world works. Even those guys who know about game and have immersed themselves in it like a religious follower at a tent revival find it difficult to change their old ways...  Marriage, rigged as it is against men in its current configuration, is still the norm people aspire to.

The girl you are dating is head over heels in love with you: you are in the do-no-wrong zone, my friend... There's a catch -- this magic window only lasts about three months... The downside with this scenario is that you have to date at least two points lower than your market value equivalent.

The Chateau Gift-Buying Guide. If she is a mistress: Something perishable, like a dinner or bouquet of flowers. You don't want evidence of your infidelity lingering on either you or her. Upside: Keeps her expectations low. If you give her expensive stuff she'll assume you're thinking of leaving your wife to be with her. Downside: A mistress always has you by the balls, unless you have managed the trick of persuading your wife to the spiritual benefits of polygyny. Go cheap on the gifts and she may show up at your front door at 2 A.M. with a bag of candy. If she is a Christmas Eve one night stand: a six-pack of Michelob Light. If she is three-week-old fresh pussy: Be careful! Many a man has learnt a painful financial lesson when his loins were in charge of his credit card. Best bet: don't buy the potential slut anything. If she is a fling (you've been dating for fewer than three months, and plan to keep it that way): For birthdays, tickets to a show for a band both you and her like. Use her as a pawn to flirt with hipster chicks at the show. For Christmas, a scarf and a bottle of Chivas. Drink until she's hot and/or interesting. If she is in the three to four month limbo between a fling and a girlfriend, and you're not sure if she's the one: For birthdays, tickets to a show for a band she likes. For Christmas, a stuffed animal with a homemade card. If she is your girlfriend, #1 crush: For birthdays or anniversaries, bracelet or necklace if you are a beta. A puppy if you are a greater beta. A hot cocktail dress with accompanying lingerie if you are an alpha. A homemade mix tape if you are a super alpha. For Christmas, ditch the conventional trinkets of romantic servitude in favor of fun and funny. Maxim #140: The more expensive or thoughtful the gift you give a girl, the greater the risk that she will subconsciously begin to think she is too good for you. Corollary: If you are dating out of your league, or you are dating a young hot babe in her prime, you should do the exact opposite of what everyone will tell you to do -- *do not* buy her expensive gifts. If she's your aging wife in a country with divorce laws that favor the husband: Nothing. If she's your aging wife in the USA: Refinance the mortgage to buy her the moon. If she is girl #3 in your harem: Nothing. If you're trying to dump her: A toaster oven. Or kitty litter if you're a cheap bastard.

Maximize your odds of a bang with the torment of your dreams: 1. Always talk about the girls you are dating, fucking, or seeking the same from to your girl “friend”. 2. Limit your friendzone time to drinking, shows, art exhibits, and house parties. 3. Immediately and without qualification change the subject when your girl “friend” begins talking about a guy she likes, or the dudes she's fucking or wants to fuck. 4. Don't make a production of her wistful musings about other guys, though. 5. You're going to want to invoke feelings of latent jealousy as much as possible. 6. Use her as a target for practicing your teasing skills. 7. Once in a while, she's going to unload that “I fucked a hot dude last night” conversation bomb. Do not react negatively. 8. Your one advantage, if you can call it that, is that you are the guy who is “there for her” when times are tough and she needs a shoulder to cry on. Occasionally, like when Jupiter aligns with Uranus and her oxytocin levels are off the charts, a girl will feel strong intimate feelings for the emotionally available and sensitive beta male. That's when you leap in. 9. Finally, preemptively dump her after the first time you bang her. Yes that's right, unceremoniously dump the girl of your dreams. 10. If you are slow to act, and she manages to “dump” you first, you have a counter maneuver. Agree with her. Then in the days immediately following, cut off all contact for a few weeks – or months, as the circumstances require.

My suggestions for how losers in love can turn their fortunes around without lowering their standards: 1. Travel to an economically depressed second tier country like Russia or its East European neighbors where the culture is not too different and the women are known hot commodities. Downside: avoid getting conned. 2. Not keen on the hassle of traveling and importing a first rate piece of ass?  Try scooping up the ones who shell out their own travel expenses and come here to the U.S. Downside: must get to these girls BEFORE she realizes that American women are shrieking ball-busting self-absorbed harpies with serious BMI issues pedestalized by beta men. 3. Move to the Heartland. Money will go farther, style will be intriguing, marginally witty jokes will get more mileage.  Downsides: obesity epidemic, resentful local boys prone to violence, bastard children, smell of manure. 4. Lie. Downside: forget about long term relationships. 5. Hit on damaged goods. Downsides: STD's, kids, short shelf lives. 6. Castration. Nothing removes neediness like zero sex drive. Downside: zero sex drive.

As the “negative” traits accumulate, the odds of hot girl sex increase exponentially rather than linearly. 1) Over 25. Odds increase by: +10% for each additional year, -20% at age 30, and +30% for ages 31 and up. 2) Single Mom. Odds increase by: 50% for the first kid, 85% if a Downs Syndrome kid, 20% for each additional kid. 3) Physical Deformity. Odds increase by: 20 – 150%, depending on severity of disfigurement. 4) Former Fatty. Odds increase by: 10 – 70%, depending on length and heft of fat phase. 5) Recent Divorcee. Odds increase by: 20% if she filed for divorce, 40% if her ex filed for divorce. 6) Foreigner. Odds increase by: 60% if she is from a patriarchal culture like Russia, 30% if she is from a feminized culture like Sweden, 80% if she is from a dirt poor patriarchal culture and she's trying to get a green card. Conclusion: Beta, desperate, and settling is no way to go through life, son.

Like dogs, women will walk all over you if you let them. Like dogs, women will test you for your alpha status the moment you show weakness. Like dogs, women need to be trained. Like dogs, women respond best to strong verbal and nonverbal commands. Like dogs, women will eventually take to the leash, metaphorical or literal. Like dogs, women want to be told to roll over. Like dogs, women will hump anything if you allow them.

Ectomorphs also have major pickup flaws which they must address, or they will find the game of love to be a mountain too high to climb. 1. An immobilizing hesitancy to approach girls or open sets. 2. An inability to react promptly to shit tests. 3. Calibration. 4. Alpha male voice and body projection. 5. Kino. Ectos are uncomfortable touching women.

The mesomorph is your classic aloof, asshole alpha male. He's not trying to be an inconsiderate jerk - well, not always - he just is... Because the mesomorph is a man of occasionally thoughtless action, direct game will be his bread and butter... Mesomorphs' love for action and escalation means that they are often bad at calibrating women's receptiveness. The classic meso is the gung-ho military man who misreads a woman's interest and bungles the pickup by being too aggressive and obstinate... A mesomorph has to train himself to be better at reading women's signals, and to be more refined at the art of manipulative pullbacks. He's got the body language and the physical escalation nailed down; now he needs to work on his empathy and developing an attitude of scarcity to complement his transparent, take-charge approach mentality.

In summary, endomorph game should be adapted toward building value through social fearlessness, humor, deep rapport and savvy group set management. Endomorphs will rarely get AMOG'ed because they are so friendly and sincere – and lacking in threatening mesomorphic musculature – that they put other men at ease. Once endos are welcomed into a group, which usually happens quickly, they have to avoid the temptation to be a group plaything, and instead to focus on separating the target from her friends.

“Hey! I said... don't use that fucking word with me again...... Got it?” The next twenty minutes, she is withdrawn, her demeanor chastened and her arms modestly crossed in her lap. You swivel to face the group and smile warmly. Instead of forcing the conversation to return to an artificial crescendo, you remain calm and allow the prior energy level to reformulate on its own. Which it does, almost. Eventually, even your girl has managed to reconstitute herself, although you note with great pride the look of hatred her ugly B.F.F. shoots you. What do you think happened next? Let us turn to the lyrics of Alter Ego Neil Diamond: *** Turn on your snatch spigot, let it flow wherever you go, let it make a happy hole, for all the world to see. Turn on your snatch spigot, in the middle of a young boy's dream, don't wake me up too soon, gonna take a ride across your poon... you and me.

Anti-game is trivial. 1. get misty-eyed at emotional shit. 2. bore her with details. 3. constantly let her re-frame. 4. buy her drinks, outside of a date context. 5. compliment her gratuitously. 6. talk about your hobbies with oblivious enthusiasm. 7. never ask her a question. 8. never look away. 9. let her see your shit-eating smile. 10. accede to her manipulative horseshit. 11. never, ever say “horseshit” in conversation. More anti-game behaviors and traits: 12. Constantly remind her how happy you are to be with her. 13. Laugh at your own jokes. 14. Laugh uproariously at her “jokes”. 15. Feed her need for gossip. 16. Put up with her shit an order of magnitude more frequently than she puts up with your shit. 17. Ask yes or no or one-word answer type questions. 18. Act contrite when she catches you checking out her body. 19. Stare, look away, stare, look away, stare, look away. 20. Ask her if she has a condom. 21. Cuddle her so long that she is the one to first start wriggling free. 22. Hold in farts around her until your colon bursts. 23. Fidget, talk fast, mumble, lean in, babble tiresomely like a girl who has a heavy emotional burden to unload. 24. Talk incessantly about the state of the relationship. 25. Whine about how hard life is. 26. Betray too much enthusiasm when she tells you about something cool she did. 27. Act impressed with her educational credentials or career success. 28. Sympathize with her bitching about badboy exes. 29. Agree to her tacit sex timetable. 30. Get wrathfully jealous every time she checks out a dude or talks about another guy. 31. Spitefully berate her genuine accomplishments. 32. Say crap like “I don't deserve you” with sincerity. 33. Be a kitchen bitch. 34. Drop everything you like to do to do everything she likes to do. 35. Wanly smile when she denigrates you to her friends. 36. Make videos like this nauseating beta dweeb trying to win an ex- back. 37. Resort to saying “I suppose you're right” every time she accuses you of some character defect. 38. Constantly, and insipidly, ask her if she “likes it this way” during lovemaking. 39. Forget the art of plain old fucking. 40. Turn to face her fully as soon as you open a girl. Stay that way while she continues giving you her profile. 41. Buying girls drinks as a MEANS OF OPENING THEM. 42. Muck up cold reads until they sound like interrogations. 43. Show up more than five minutes early for dates. 44. Go for the night-ending kiss, get denied, follow up by shouting at her as she's leaving that you'll call her. 45. Skip on the way home after a “successful” date that did not end in sex. 46. Apologize for infractions she has not even accused you of. 47. Support feminism. Make a big show of it. 48. Ingratiate yourself to her. 49. Know a little too much about the TV wasteland, articles in the Style section of any major newspaper, or women's fashion. 50. Make breakfast for her after the first night together. 51. Follow her from bar to bar. 52. Join her plans instead of inviting her to join your plans. 53. Agree to meet her friends before you have sexed her. 54. Wait in the exact same spot for her to return after she has told you she'll be gone for ten minutes. 55. Pine over, or disparage, your ex on a first date. 56. Listen to her intently when she talks about her exes. 57. Always follow her conversational lead. 58. Touch her hair too soon. 59. Sit with your legs crossed. Acceptable only if you are an office executive. 60. Sweat profusely from anything other than vigorous exercise, sex or fighting. 61. Eagerly say yes to every one of her requests. 62. Be hopelessly indecisive.

When a girl asks you to do something for or with her, instead of following her request to the tee you should be thinking how you can screw around with her expectation.

Maxim #91. Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value. Basic rules of engagement: 1. You don't have to send a pic of your own penis. 2. If you send a pic of your own penis with authenticity in mind, make sure you are packing heat. 3. Send a flaccid penis. 4. Include the balls some way. 5. Shoot from below. Personally – I would run penis pic game, but a phone with a 24 inch screen hasn't been invented yet.

Women who make it obvious they are fishing for compliments generally fall in three main camps: 1. Hot babes who live and die by continual positive feedback on either their beauty - from aloof men they like - or their personality/smarts - from women and men who only recognize them for their beauty. 2. Aging beauties who need reassurances in the face of their impending expiration. 3. Women in relationships who are feeling anxiety that their men are losing interest in them.

If you are truly worried that your police record will cost you lays and love, you should consider the misinformation move. Just toss out a nickname you go by so that she can't find your record online. If, at some distant future date, you and her are still together, you may reveal the full extent of your badass-ness. It will be like love is blossoming all over again for her. She will remember the moment as possibly the greatest gift a man has ever given her.

Six questions: 1. “You have a lover, a man who is everything to you. He lives apart from you, but within walking distance. One day you decide to visit him. You have two paths you can take to get to his home. One is a short but boring path that will get you there quickly. The other is a long but scenic path with many beautiful sites that will take longer. Which do you take?” 2. “Along the path you come across rose bushes. The roses come in two colors -- red and white. You decide you want to pick some roses for your lover. You are allowed to pick twenty roses of any combination of red or white. How many red and how many white roses do you pick?” 3. “You arrive at your lover's home and knock on the door. A family member opens the door. Do you ask to be let in so you can go to his room to see him, or do you ask the family member to bring him to the door?” 4. “You go up to his bedroom and he is not there. You want to leave the roses in his room. Do you leave them on his windowsill or on his bed?" 5. “Your lover returns and you two spend the night together making sweet sweet sex. You both fall asleep and in the morning you wake up first. You lean over to his side of the bed to see if he is awake. Is he awake or still sleeping?” 6. “It's the end of the day and time for you to say goodbye to your lover and go home. As before, you are presented with two paths to get home -- a long but scenic path and a short but boring path. Which path do you take?”

“The way he handles the hot girls in my office is nothing short of amazing.” “How so?” “Girls will go up to him and say ‘Good morning, Joe!', and Joe will bark back ‘You're crazy don't even talk to me!'” “Wow. Nuclear neg.” “If a girl says ‘Hi' to him, he'll say ‘Don't kiss me, I have a girlfriend.' If she gets too far into his personal space, he'll scold her: ‘Don't touch me! You're not my girlfriend.'” “And the girls find this charming?” “You wouldn't believe it."

Children's games that you should play with women you intend to bang: 1. The Repeating Game. 2. Tag. 3. Stop Touching Me. 4. Simon Says. 5. Sidewalk Cracks. 6. Thumb Wrestling. If she punches you after losing, she's D.T.F.

Here are some actions and lines you can use when a woman has challenged you - and revealed her blossoming attraction for you. You have to be a bit of an actor to pull some of these off, but seduction is, in its essence, the art of acting... The key to many of these is a bemused or neutral facial expression. Body language should be slow and deliberate, bordering on instilling discomfort. - Arch eyebrows. Stare at her for three seconds. Look away. - Look her over with neutral expression, draw in lips, slowly nod head, and exhale “yeeeeeeeahhh.....” - Sarcastically, “Wow, so cold, so cold. mmhmmm.” - “Goooooddamnit.” Act disappointed, shake head, frown. “I thought you were different.” - “Hmm,” *pause pause pause* “you're off to a good start, I see.” - “Just what I needed tonight.” Smirk a little here. “A ballbuster.” - Stare, cock head, blank face. “Charming.” - “I'm sorry, did you say something?” - Smile broadly and phonily. “All right! This is fun!” Raise your glass to her, like a toast. - “I thought I was the biggest bitch here.” To be used sparingly on especially hot women with serious bitch complexes. - Exhale loudly and slowly. Put your drink on the bar. Turn to face her. Relax arms and clasp your hands together. - “Your games are for children.” - Straight face, “I'm glad I got to know you.” Excuse yourself politely from her company. - “I bet you say that to all the men who secretly make you a little nervous. Like a schoolgirl.” - Furrow your brow, cock head, like your examining a zit on her face. “You're.... weirdly fascinating.” - “Thanks for not making this too easy/polite/friendly.” - “It's a good thing I met you. Nice girls bore me.” - “I've got a question. Does this normally work for you?” - “Well.” Raise your glass to her. Smile. Nod in appreciation. “Just what I expected.” - “I've heard about girls like you.” Wait for a reply. “Nothing good, I'm afraid.” - “C+.” She will ask what you're talking about. “Your flirting skills. Not bad, room for improvement if you apply yourself.” - Make a fake pained expression. - Appear befuddled. “Your question seems silly to me.” - “I've gotta hand it to you. I was expecting a sane, boring girl.” - “Never-mind.” - “Hold that thought.” Drink, talk to the bartender or a friend, or just stare at the wall. She will expect you to return to the conversation. You won't. - Duct tape her mouth. “That's better.” One of the above is a joke.

GIRL: what do you think of feminism? You. – great for my sex life! – child's play. – it's like religion. makes people feel good. – great! girls buy me drinks now. – dunno. never ate one. – fucking LOVE it. premarital sex for the win! – you mean lesbianism? – i don't. – love it. i'd be married if it wasn't for feminism. – it's bursting with fruit flavor. – you'll have to ask my grandma. – it's cute! *** GIRL: what do you think of feminists? You: – they're sexy underneath. – beautiful on the inside. – so smart! guys love that about girls. yup, being totally serious here. – they ask weird questions. – love chicks who rock the pit hair. shows they're secure in their masculinity. – so cute! – best divorcees in the world. – love 'em. most of them are secretly giggling little schoolgirls once you get to know them. – i'd tell you but then you'd have to buy me a drink. *** GIRL: are you a feminist? YOU: – i wish, but i was born with a penis. – that's what my doctor says. – when it's convenient. – for you, any time sweet cheeks. – are you flirting with me? – i'm not wearing any underwear, so, yeah.

A big mistake I see a lot of men making -- besides an inability to recognize a shit test when it is leveled at them -- is sounding spiteful in response. The critical distinction to make when volleying a shit test is to avoid confusing sneering umbrage for cocky indifference. The line is surprisingly thin... Be the latter. Good rule of thumb: if your reply to a shit test would sound like it is coming from a man who cares that his feelings were bruised, don't say it.

You'll note three things in my response.  1) I didn't back off from my initial assertion. Nothing kills tingles faster than defensiveness or apologia.  2) I continued the ruse under the assumption that my insidious neg was actually a compliment. 3) I added the qualifier “usually” as a means of keeping her hamster in full throttle spin mode. Negs often can be as simple as one-word descriptions that are as easily interpreted as unflattering observations as they are as compliments; and therein lies their effectiveness... "modest. strict. humble. wallflower. unassuming. strait-laced. serious. responsible. introverted. conservative. upright. polite. proper. good person. moral. respectable. hard-headed. nonconformist. don't care about other people's opinions. fastidious. overeager. excited to be here. innocent. out of her element. guarded. social butterfly. above it all. queen bee. march to her own drummer. individualist. social/fashion/party maven. netflix kind of girl. calm. low-key. put up a facade for the crowd. judgmental. keep to herself. energized by the scene. natural performer. happiest person here. brooding. good friend qualities. easy to approach. careful. tentative." You'll also note that a lot of these unnervingly ambiguous observations focus on a girl's presumed inability to cut loose and have some fun. They are designed, in other words, to eradicate anti-slut defenses and persuade her to open up... to you, the fearless judger of her feminine worth.

Pre-selection comes in many flavors.  1. Be seen in the company of beautiful women. 2. Embed references to women in stories about yourself.  3. Allude to competitor women attracted to you, but without bragging. Classic D.H.V. – demonstration of higher value.

Don't call back right away. Never buy better gifts for her. Dress better than her on random days. Take frequent leaves of absence. Preferably international. Drag your feet about introducing her to your friends and family. Never give her spare keys to your place. Don't live together. Subtly acknowledge other girls flirting with you. Don't ask questions about her. Get drunk without her. Cancel dates. Show flashes of anger. Occasionally be emotionally distant. Muse wistfully about past lovers. Never take her on dinner dates before you've had sex with her. Never agree to meet her friends before you've had sex with her. Never spend more than the price of a few high alcohol content drinks on her before you've had sex with her. Never do her a favor before you've had sex with her. Always try to get her to do you a favor before you've had sex with her. COMPLIANCE TESTS. These are the male version of shit tests. Never introduce her to anyone you know before you've had sex with her, unless its former hot girlfriends or friends who happen to be hot girls. When you receive texts and phone calls in her company, never tell her who they're from. Password protect EVERYTHING. Do not have a Facebook profile. If you do, it is filled with pics of you and an assortment of hot chicks – No exceptions. On the morning of a first or second date with her, send her this cryptic text message: “Change of plans.” When at her place, eat all her food, leave the seat up, change her TV channels, and torture her cat. Act like it's your second home. Do all of the above and you will be a god to her. When she sees you as a god, she is: – less likely to stray. – more likely to do anal. – less likely to bitch and moan. – more likely to wear lingerie every day of the week. – less likely to dump or divorce you. – more likely to forgive your cheating. – less likely to make demands of you. – more likely to cater to your needs. Does that sound good to you?

“You're very brave to come over to talk with me.” *** “Your flirting is charming.” *** “As we're sitting here talking I can tell you seem really happy.” *** “Wow! Don't get too excited.” *** “Hmm. Your hands are shaking.” *** “Hope I didn't make you wait too long.” *** “Your answers tell me that you are drawn to men who break your heart.” *** “You have a quirky personality. I have a friend -- he's been single a while; I guess he's picky -- who would totally get you.” *** “You're not like most women. You seem like you want to know about me more than you want to talk about yourself.” *** “Your eyes are dancing.” *** “I have a confession to make. I forgot your name.” *** “A lot of girls in this city come on too strong with men. I'm glad you can talk with me without getting weird.” *** “This is a pleasant surprise. You're winning me over.” ***

“It's complicated.” Commit it to memory and deploy liberally. *** GIRL: So are you dating anyone right now?  YOU: It's complicated. *** GIRL: Just how many girls have you been with?  YOU: It's complicated. *** GIRL: What are you looking for? YOU: It's complicated. *** GIRL: Will you buy me a drink? YOU: It's complicated. *** GIRL: You're not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you? YOU: It's complicated. GIRL: *swoon*

Girl: “I have a boyfriend.....” Man: “Wow....amazing...seriously, that's amazing!” Girl: “What? That I have a boyfriend?” Man: “No, that I've barely known you for 5 minutes and you're already telling me your problems.” Girl: “l.m.a.o.!” *** “Whoa, not so fast. We're just talking here, ok? Don't get the wrong idea.” *** “You really thought I was hitting on you?” *** “No worries. You're not my type.” *** “So does my girlfriend.” *** Girl: “I have a boyfriend.” Man: “Hey, my dog can juggle.” Girl: “What?” Man: “I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter.” *** “I don't care.” *** “That's OK, I'm not the jealous type.” *** “Your parents must be proud.” Same as above. *** “Oh man, I'm so embarrassed. I thought you were a lesbian.” *** “Are you allowed to talk to other men without his permission?”

Examples: Flush the toilet when she's in the shower. Snap wet towel at her butt. Should just barely cross line of genuine pain. “Happy Valentine's Day!” Give her a wrapped box of condoms. Put a “pinch my butt” post-it note on her back as she's heading out for work. Slip her car into neutral when she's driving. Note: not recommended on women with exceptionally bad driving skills. Turn the light off or unplug her dryer when she's doing her hair. Pretend to throw her cat out the window. A full throwing motion accompanied by frantic mewing will boost dramatic effect. Never miss a chance to turn a serious question into a glib answer. Pretend to accidentally cut off your finger in the kitchen. Use gobs of ketchup. Replace her cosmetics with crayons. Put her panties on her cat. Don't put them on the dog if the dog is yours. There are some lines not meant to be crossed. Draw smiley faces or penises on her tampons. Paint a picture of her. With great fanfare, unveil a stick figure drawing. Pull weeds from the yard. Put them in a vase with a sincere love note attached. Act offended if she doesn't swoon for your weeds. Keep up the pretense for weeks. Place a giant stuffed animal or clown doll in bed, facing her. When she wakes up, she'll freak. Walk around casually at home with your dick hanging out of your jeans crotch. Call her a perv for noticing. Turn her shirts inside out. Put a Baby Ruth in her shoe. “Omg, I think the cat pooped in your shoe.” Dutch oven. Shower oven. Car oven. Honk her tits. Make loud honking noise. Bonus points if you use an air horn.

Warning. Do not use on fat chicks. They may get the wrong idea. *** GIRL: “What time is it?” A good time. GIRL: “You came in late today.” Hard drug use. GIRL: “Which way is it to X?” You don't seem like the kind of girl who'd go there. GIRL: “How are you?” Irresistible. GIRL: “Could you watch my laptop for me for a minute?” Ok, but close your porn windows first. I have a reputation. GIRL: “What'd you think of movie X?” All right... ready to hang on my every word? GIRL: “Are you going to X's party this Friday?” Yes. You can be happy now. GIRL: “What do you do?” You didn't just ask that. GIRL: in an elevator, “Could you press 4?” This is just like in the movies! GIRL: “My shift is ending soon. Can I close you out?” Your flirting skills need work. GIRL: “I think the coffee machine's broken.” Tried to put vodka in it again, didn't ya? GIRL: “Where's your car?” Tijuana. GIRL: “That sounds like a good idea.” Hey, it's me! GIRL: “It's a really nice day today.” Thanks! GIRL: “That's a cool hat.” Flattery will get you everywhere. GIRL: “Are you waiting in line?” I'd better be. Otherwise I'm standing around looking good for nothing. GIRL: “That'll be $69.75.” I bet you say that to all the guys. Just kidding about that last one. Sort of. *** Flirting with women ties into the whole alpha male philosophy of not taking girls seriously. Treating women's idle politeness like a sounding board for you to amp up the sexual tension and remind your quarry that you are a highly libidinous, fleshy extension of your turgid cock is good for establishing proper and healthy male-female relations. When you are flippant with women, they sense that you think you are better than them, and that turns them on. Women love a man who is better than them, but they will accept as a substitute a man who simply thinks he is better than them.

“Excuse me, I have to get to a meeting that's going to change my life, but I think you're gonna change it, too. Let me have your number, I'll call you later and we'll see if I'm right.” *** I have a friend who brings his dog to the bar. Inevitably, girls come up, start playing with the dog, and say, “He's so cute!” What does he say? “I don't think he likes you.” *** “It's not really polite to stare at people like that.” *** “I'm afraid I'm going to have to hit on you. Damnit, this is the last thing I needed today.” *** “Excuse me, may I tell you something?” Don't wait for answer. “You were walking by just there with a reeeeeally serious expression on your face.” *** “YOU. Who ARE you?” - breaking rapport, accusing tone, as if she's not supposed to be there doing whatever she's doing. “Oh, uhh, I'm Sally?” “Well Sally, I saw you from across the room and had to come say hello. I think we're going to have to have a million babies together.” “omg lol umm no thanks lol” “Alright, then we'll start with coffee instead.” *** “Hey, how do I get to Place?” “oh, umm I think it's 2 blocks that way and then turn–” “lol I don't actually need directions. I just thought you were cute and wanted to come flirt with you. Who are you?” “omg lol ummm Sally omg” “I haven't seen you around here before Sally, you must be - insert cold reed, teasing, etc.” *** “Hey, how do I get to Place?” “oh, umm I think it's 2 blocks that way and then turn–” “It sounds like you're just making that up.” Accusation/teasing. “lol no I just–” “If you don't know, you can just say so. Why are you messing with poor lost strangers who just need help? You MONSTER.” teasing, accusing, cold-reading. “omg!! lol no I'm not I was–” “No, it's too late, I hate you now. But I'm willing to let you make it up to me over drinks sometime. You free this weekend?” Push and pull, pushing for the close. “well I have a boyfriend!” “That's okay. We'll invite him too. Then you can give him made up directions so he gets lost and we can keep flirting.” Pushing for the close: “omg well we're getting married...” “Not after we have drinks you won't be.” a.k.a. pushing for the close. *** To clarify: 1. None of these lines will magically cause a woman to have sex with you.  2. Lines like these are effective because they are better than the usual boring drivel and clumsy chit chat that most men resort to when meeting women. 3. A quasi-canned, ready-to-spit opener or opener routine encourages men to talk to women. 

NOT “pickup lines”: *** 1. How would you react if your boyfriend gave you an ultimatum? 2. Why do girls check out other girls more than they check out guys? ... 4. You look like the type who would date a starving artist, but marry a doctor. 5. Let's say you were dating this guy for a while, fell in love with him, and found out months later that he was broke. Would you break up with him? 6. Were you nervous the first time you tried on a bikini? My buddy said he was nervous when he first tried on a suit. 7. There was a study done recently that said that beautiful couples have more daughters and nerdy couples have more sons. Would you say your parents were beautiful or nerdy? 8. Who can keep a secret longer -- guys or girls? 9. Are the best lovers made or born? ... 12. Who has better fashion sense -- girls or gay guys? 13. You look like the type of girl who would leave a club if another girl was wearing the same shirt. 14. I've read that men get more jealous from sexual infidelity and women get more jealous from love infidelity. Which one bothers you more? 15. Do you guys believe in reincarnation? If it were true, what kind of person do you think you'd be in your next life? You - point at potential cockblock - ... you look like you'd be a CEO in your next life... and you - point at target - a ballet geek!

My advice to the naturally incurious man: 1. Find an equally incurious girl. 2. Push yourself out of your incurious comfort zone... For instance, instead of taking your girl out to dinner next Saturday like every other herbling, go indoor rock climbing with her. The ensuing rush - kept in check by safety ropes and belays - is nature's perfect vaginal lube. 3. Learn to LISTEN. Women LOVE LOVE LOVE men who actually listen to them. Listening intently to a woman will make you seem like a curious man... You only need to remember a few keywords to feed back to a girl to wow her as a man who “gets it”. 4. Do new things if for no other reason than that it will give you material to use during a pickup. 5. Be unpredictable. Curiosity is win-win for men.

It doesn't matter if you don't have the wittiest opener, or the smoothest delivery. If you open your mouth and say something as benign as “Hi” to thirty-eight attractive girls on a single Saturday, you will have rocketed yourself ahead of 99% of men who passed by those same girls and said nothing... Now add in a little game. You've just hurdled 99.9% of men who pass by those girls without muttering a word on that typical, “boring” Saturday... Opportunity is everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

THE ONLY ADVICE YOU'LL EVER NEED. 1. Chicks dig power. 2. Don't date. 3. Never pay. 4. Play by your own rules. 5. He who hesitates, masturbates. 6. Better to pursue lots of women until you find one willing to go all the way right away than to waste a month on a tease. 7. Women want to be seduced. 8. Hot sexy babes want to fuck someone... why not you?

Don't answer all of a girl's questions, especially when it feels like you are being interrogated. *** The best reason to learn game is that it is a shortcut to a woman's pussy and heart. *** When the revelation that there is nothing after this life but the illimitable black void is grasped, hedonism is the only logical answer. *** Remember Maxim #14: Never Make It Easy For A Girl. *** Sometimes a girl will drop a stinky bait. Don't bite! She wants to chase you around the lake forever. *** Never tell a girl you are looking for a relationship... Also, “Whoa, not so fast tiger!” can be funny and stimulating to her vagina. *** Slap your girl's ass in public once in a while, hard. *** When you are with your girl and another alpha male is the center of attention, the best thing you can do is casually and briefly acknowledge his talents and otherwise ignore him. *** Remember Maxim #15: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself. *** When your girl buys you something or gets you a present, don't immediately buy her something in return... Tit-for-tat kills the sexy fun vibe. *** Speaking of gifts, the best players I know buy their girls NOTHING. And their girls love them with everything they have. *** As a birthday gift for your girl, a grape seed oil massage beats a tennis bracelet EVERY TIME. *** If you want to save money, doing things for a girl is always better than buying things for her. *** Fucking a girl right is worth more than a $20,000 engagement ring. I am not kidding.

Youtube comment: "The day humans will stop existing is just around a hundred years after the first realistic sex robot hits the market." Unless reproduction is industrialized and severed from the mating market after the appearance of that first lifelike sexbot, this commenter is likely correct.

Changes I foresee: Omegas – geeks, nerds, dweebs, trolls, dregs, dullards, bums, street filth – will finally have a satisfying release for their pent-up horniness. Crime will likely drop as a result. So will rayp. Widely available sexbots are analogous to cheap, legal prostitution... Sexbots could also be compassionate. Giving a homeless guy a sexbot will do more for his happiness than $5 for liquor or a sympathetic smile from a cute soup kitchen volunteer. Betas – Niceguys with a heart of gold and zero sex appeal - the more frustrated betas will retreat from the dating scene to be with their sexbots, dissuading them from learning the art of seduction. Aspiring Alphas – after sexbots, aspiring alphas will be more in demand than ever. It's a simple numbers game. Alphas – guys who won't have to martyr themselves for 72 virgins, will reap a tremendous beaver bounty.  Ugly Women – drop out entirely. Plain Women – put out on first dates. Beautiful Women – choose harem initiation with a super alpha. Marriage – Either will take a bodyblow from which it will never recover, or paradoxically divorce will decrease as husbands inclined to stray fulfill their cravings for variety with non-human mistresses... the price of alphas on the market will skyrocket. They will call the shots... regression to sanctioned polygamy and overt adultery. This will herald the end of Western civilization. Love – The virus in the borg. Love may save the day. Conclusion – The entire market structure of dating will shift seismically in the direction of men becoming choosier. Basic premise -- the more physically satisfying choices men have to sate their lust, the less needy they will be with women. --> downgrade in the asking price of single women.  Because women are more loathe to SETTLE than men, there will be a rush to the top... Polygamy will rush in to fill the need.

Alpha move. “Whaddya say we get hitched?” Super-alpha move. “Whaddya say we get hitched, my number one bitch?” Then slip this ring on her finger: **Tiny diamond inside** Alpha move. Walk up behind her, wrap your arms around her, lean over her shoulder, and while placing the ring box into her hand whisper in your deepest, most gravelly voice: “Let's do this.” Super-alpha move. Same as above, but instead of an engagement ring box, put two tickets to Vegas and a brochure for the Elvis Chapel in her hand. Alpha move. “You know, I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but... ah fuck it, let's go crazy and get married, babe.” Super-alpha move. “You know why I'm asking you to marry me? Cause you're the kind of girl who would sign a pre-nup. That's what I cherish about you.” Alpha move. “How long we been together? Five years? Ten years? It's time...” Slide the ring box over to her. Super-alpha move. “May as well dot the i's and cross the t's and get married already.” Alpha move. Take her to a secluded nature spot. Dance with her under the clear moonlight. Gaze into her eyes and slip the ring on her finger, saying nothing. Super-alpha move. Take her to a secluded nature spot. Dance with her under the clear moonlight. Gaze into her eyes and slip a handcrafted origami paper ring on her finger. Tell her “You know you want it, babe.” Alpha move. “Marry me, lovechop.” Super-alpha move. “Marry me, dirty whore.”

Basically gentlemen, if you want to beat the sordid odds and enter a marriage with a less than 50% likelihood it will end in divorce, you need to date virgins or girls who have had only one partner before you. Good luck with that! Of course, you can do as the Chateau recommends and skip out on marriage altogether. This option opens the playing field for you to continually date and dump sluts as you see fit, minus the accompanying divorce-theft-financial-rayp.

1. Unmarried men in long-term relationships receive just as many health and happiness benefits as married men. The crucial variable is... the love. 2. Unmarried, cohabiting men enjoy the pleasure of thinner lovers than the fat wives enjoyed by married men. 3. Unmarried players are just as desired by women for marriage as beta providers, but just don't commit to women as readily. 4. There is no evidence I'm aware of that married men have more frequent sex with their indentured sperm receptacles a.k.a. wives than unmarried men *in relationships* have with their girlfriends. 5. Finally, why do pro-marriage anti-gamers always assume that maximizing sex frequency is the desired goal for men? Quality matters. One hundred sex sessions with a seacow will be less satisfying for most men than one session with a knockout. 

"I have to lock her in because the snatch must flow." As any dead-eyed married man will tell you, the sex is always hottest until that first bite of wedding cake. Fact. Once in a secure relationship (and nothing is more secure for a woman than marriage -- the law sees to that) a woman's sex drive plummets. Fact. Women pack on the pounds after getting married. Fact. Your wife's pussy will always be the same. "If I don't marry her, she'll leave me. And then I'll be alone."

To recap: 1. divorce theft. 2. monogamy. 3. second class spouse under the law. 4. sex once a month TOPS with the same old pussy.

Let's compare two men. Man 1 abjures marriage. At the end, he wheezes his last with memories of hundreds of women -- of their loving ministrations and tender caresses and fleeting intimacies between window blind shafts of sunlight -- dancing through his head, and in the company of a nebulous regret that refuses to dislodge. Man 2 abjures bachelorhood. At the end, he wheezes his last in the company of his old wife's tears and clouded eyes, and he drifts off to forever with memories he wished he had, and memories so distant they have receded to mere imagination. Now... ask yourself: Which of these two men had it better?

Sweetness is defined as robbing a girl of the satisfaction of walking away from a failing relationship with the upper hand. It means stealing her thunder when she wants to be the dumper. There are two ways to do this, and both require presence of mind to accurately assess when she is about to pull the trigger.  Timing is everything. Strategy 1, Dump her first. Strategy 2, Use her dumping power against her.

When women get dumped, they do not become better people or happier people. They react primarily in one of two ways: 1. She broods and licks her wounds, unleashing her sorrow on girl friends and family. In extreme cases, she will retreat to a corner in her bedroom and gaze at the wall for a few days, sustaining herself on bits of orange and water. Her cat's fur will become soaked and matted with her tears. 2. She lashes out bitterly with rage and spite... will attempt to poison the well of whatever friendships or associations you shared. She will stalk you, harass you, slander you and generally try to make it difficult for you to get her out of your life without a restraining order. ... Women suffer the hardship of breakups worse than alpha males.

When she began crying, vulnerable in the middle of the room clutching her bath towel, I looked at her intently for a few seconds, walked up, gave her a strong hug and a cheek kiss, wiped one tear with my thumb, and then let go to pour a couple of drinks for the both of us. I didn't ask what was wrong, I didn't ask if there was something I could do, I didn't ask how I could make it better. I didn't even ask if she wanted a drink. I just put the drink in her hand. Everything was done in silence... She was emotionally cold for about a half hour after that, then as we were lying in bed later falling asleep, she rolled over and nuzzled her head in the nook where my arm meets my chest. She was smiling. ... Here are the rules for dealing with a spontaneously crying woman: Don't worry about why she is crying. That reaction is warm, nonverbal reassurance.  If you suspect that the cause of her tears is something you did, you should let her express those reasons on her own time.  Give her a glass of water or wine while she is crying. For the love of god, DON'T PLEAD WITH HER TO COMMUNICATE HER FEELINGS.