CzabeCast

GUEST: Mr. X. "The Quarantine Draft." Tua is lynchpin. Sports leagues and Universities get real. THIS GUY... for president! MORE....

Tyler Skaggs and the mystical moments in sports. Albert's kidney pickle. Owners playing "long game" on 18 game schedule. Chess cheater. More. GUEST: Andy Pollin.

So rarely does a hyped game even meet expectations in sports, but this one did all that and then "took it to eleven" Spinal Tap style with crazy. The grumps will say "no defense" but they are full of it. This game had playmakers galore, on both sides of the ball. Condi Rice is too brilliant to be a meathead football coach. Alex Smith injury update. Uniform correction. Man sues airline over having to sit next to fat guy for 14 hour flight.

NFL Free Agency Pizza Raid Dominoes Started Falling The Dreck Left Behind Why Vikes Guaranteed Cuz Nerdlike Devotion To Craft Question: Taylor Swift Fan? Bob and Brian - 102.9 The Hog Worried About Dying Kids Should Have A Dog B&B Dog History Did My Mom Ditch My Dog As A Kid? OJ Confession TV Special Least Important Headline of Day Stormy Daniels $130,000 Gag Order Can Affair Really Sink Trump? What Democrat Can Beat Trump in ‘20 Chinese Space Station in Michigan United Airlines: Dog Killers  

Derrius Guice Question Controversy Something Doesn't Quite Add Up My Alternate Theories You Can Ask ME Anything! Drew Olsen - Big 920 Milwaukee Cricket vs. Baseball: Harder to Explain? Explain Deshone Kizer Trade Other Packer Moves: WR Speed Needed Outsourcing Draft Nerdery Talking About Things That Won't Ever Happen Most Annoying Bracket Brewers Announce Game 1 Starter Katy Perry: Nun Killer

Relax. Enjoy. Breathe. Now... the ride is about to begin... again.

The Redskins suffered an eerily similar injury some 33 years to the date on Sunday. Joe Theismann broke his leg on Nov 18, 1985. Alex Smith did the same. Joe never played again. But Alex almost certainly will. That said, the Redskins forecast for a player they assumed was a "safe" bet is now clouded with uncertainty. Thoughts on bad calls and whining about the refs. Uniform reviews. Harvard player with stupid taunt. Why I'm not paying for Tiger v. Phil.

Back From Jamaica! Waterproof iPhone? Tiger's 2nd Place Finish Back Surgery 101 Hit The Driver, You Chicken! GUEST: Chris Knoche - UMD Color Analyst - Ruined Selection Show - Real Outrage, Fake Outrages - Is This UVA's Year? - Duke/UNC Chances - Xavier as #1 Seed - Pitino Return - Disappointed at UMD NIT Snub? California's High Speed Rail Boondoggle

GUEST: Andy Pollin. Gronk returns! Skins draft and possible Tua regret. Last Dance. Rules don't apply to elites. MORE.....

1 - Scared Straight 2 - Anti-Grind Sunday 3 - Christmas Tree Panic 4 - Packers 11-3 5 - AAron Power X2 6 - Botched Miracle 7 - Skins 3-11 8 - Haskins Reality 9 - Bruce Isolated? 10 - Pats Video Surfaces

The Kirk Cha-Cha-Cha Appears... Over! Johnny Manziel... You Blew It! Matt Forte: Fantasy Hall of Famer Retires! Guest: Andy Pollin - His Cheap Ass Busted Gym Membership - Running "Nag Lines" - Wake Up Czabe - Business Cards - Nats Camel Stunt - Embarassing Moments - Bye Bye Bryce? KICKER: Sharks Whiff on Billion Dollar Idea

Vlad Jr. mashes. The money hole, American tradition! USWNT gay power couple. Chris Broussard: fraud? More. GUEST: Notorious J-A-Y.

Lamar Jackson Dilemma: QB or WR? Ryan Clark Is Dead Wrong The Short & Recent History of QB Position Switchers Bob and Brian "That time our Vegas cabbie told us about how he once gave a pep talk to a hooker!" ALSO: Crazy UBER driver with mom sitting in front seat. Sean Miller: Dead Man (Not) Coaching  

1 - APOLOGIES AND CORRECTIONS 2 - BEARS "HATE" POLL 3 - NERDS ON BASEBALLS 4 - YOUNG GUNS ON TIK TOK 5 - BANANA ART GONE WILD

The Mississippi Mouth never shied away from talking smack when he played in the NFL, and Fred Smoot hasn't lost a step in retirement. He's a relentless talker, impossibly upbeat at all times, and full of incredible stories from his days in both Washington and Minnesota. From playing with Sean Taylor, to the infamous Love Boat scandal with the Vikings, nothing is off-the-menu of topics in this nearly hour long sit down. Steaks and service compliments of DC Prime Steakhouse in One Loudoun. Go to www.dcprime.com to make your reservations now for the holiday season!

Ronnie Mervis/Team 980 Safari Re-Cap Why I Will Never Get Over Missing My Shot! Drew Olson: The Big 920 - Milwaukee, WI - Kirk Cousins to Vikings? - NCAA Scandals/Paying the Players - Catch/No-Catch Rules Rewrite - Heather Locklear Gets Her Crazy On - Fuck That Guy! One Last Thing: Heroes Don't Exist Without Cowards

GUEST: Ron Thomas. Last Dance Documentary Ep. 1&2. Crude oil price plummets. Seashells and vaccines. MORE....

National Video Game Day. Alex Morgan twerks. The Monster At the End of the Book. Watching golf live. More. GUEST: Paul Charchian.

SI.com Report on CBB Bomb A Pro College/True College Split? Andy Pollin - Andy's DC Podcast Andy’s Basement Chinese Food and Diet Coke Old Tube TV’s Kids Not Watching TV Bullpen Cars Kirk and Tag Alex Smith Checkdown Charlie? Juice Worth Squeezing? Liver Transplants Lonzo Ball Family Drama Hank Dietl’s Bar Hole In The Wall Bars Olympics Andy’s Skiing Career Tiger Woods Comeback ABC MNF Banner KICKER: How to stop breeding more monsters.

The Spring League The Line Between Funny/Fired Guest: Notorious J-A-Y - LeBron and "The Expendables" - High School NBA Drama - Steve Kerr Flips the Keys - Trey Young - Scouting Women - SI Swimsuit Issue - Ashley Graham - Czabe's World Top-5 - Baseball Spring Training - Black Panther Movie KICKER: Bill Belichick On Vacation

That's a Rap-inoe! USA closes the deal! Equal pay? Ok. Who gets shafted? Kawhi hijacks PG13 and heads to LA. Jerry Seinfeld's pitch perfect opener. More... GUEST: Andy Pollin.

I've never met a fanbase that claims to be hardcore on the one hand, but then whines about being misunderstood whenever anyone else points out "hey, look at those hard ass fans in Philly!" Which way do you want it, Eagle fans? Pick one and go with it. Drew Olson of the Big 920 in Wisconsin joins me to talk about the most important Aaron in Green Bay (not Rodgers!) and also the best ice, and NFL scheduling. All that, plus robots will someday be every bit as creative as humans. Scary! The Festival of Dangerous Ideas!

Shawn White Gold Medal Performance The Obsession With #metoo Mike Valenti Follow Up on MSU/OTL Piece Drew Olsen: The Big 920 - Milwaukee, WI Bubble Gum Trucks Head West Mascots and Shin Guards Dippin' Tobacco TV News Crew Cliche Shots Scary Mexican Drug Cartels Borges v. Schefter "If Your Mom Loves You... get a 2nd Source" Newspaper News vs. Internet News F*** That Guy! KICKER: Hogzilla, Meets Hogwarts    

GUEST: Charch. Coronavirus bee/pond analogy. Taking Tua. MJ's Last Dance hype. Amateur electrician. MORE....

1 - Patriots Latest Cheating Scandal 2 - Patrick Reed's Cheating Scandal 3 - Drew Olson - 97.3 The Game 4 - Megan Rapinoe Turns on SI.com  

Do You Know Who I Am? Adventures in Amazon I Sold My Apple Watch Philly Special: Illegal Good Morning Football Big Hit, New Digs GUEST: Thom Loverro - Washington Times, Cigars and Curveballs Podcast, WJFK-FM, Washington D.C. Ron Borges Reporting Fiasco Strategic Losery Tony Clark New Union Boss Bryce Harper Staying? Dream On! Kirk vs. Alex Is Ernie Grunfeld Now Running Two Teams? The Prince of Darkness Aura of Self-Destruction KICKER: Diet Coke... "... because you can."

CzabeWashington plans? NBA Free agency stupid money. Thank you, Curt Flood. Max Scherzer, King Nat? More. GUEST: Mr. X.

USA Gets Medal In Men's Luge: Awesome Olympics Cost Way Too Much Money to Host: Awful Guest: Al Galdi - Host: "The Morning Blitz" - The Team 980 The $1k RG3 Wager: Squash the Beef Is RG3 Done? Johnny Manziel's Bi-Polar Comeback History of the Cha-Cha-Cha Everyday Something, That's Also Nothing He Was Never Their Guy Analytics vs. Plain Stats Explaining War New Wave: Measurables What's "TSSOW"? Maryland Basketball On Hard Times Recruiting Mistakes KICKER: Kim Cattrall and How The Internet Continues to Makes Us All Bad People

James Dolan gets cucked. Kevin Durant has just ended his career. Mets "honor" dead players who aren't dead yet. Kornheiser restaurant closes. GUEST: Andy Pollin.

It all depends on your perspective. He could be a trailblazer, of just a delusional fool. Either way, it looks like the Steelers are getting a lump of coal in their stocking, not an elite RB. Why did Jimmy Butler want out of Minnesota in the first place? I'm not sure, but I did realize it got very juvenile very quick. Andy Pollin joins me to revel in the Redskins, despite his obvious reservations. He also goes "Old School" on the 1970's Marquette Warriors basketball program and Al Maguire.

College Basketball State of the Game St. John's Insane Week of Upsets Guest: Andy Pollin: Andy's DC Podcast Jake HOF Rulon Jones: White Guy Outdoor vs. Indoor Stadiums  Parades DC United Parade Superbowls > NFL Championship Which DC Team Is Closest? Kirk Out, Alex In Buying Retail on Players Joe Gibbs & The Shotgun Free Agency Kill The Draft? Shanahan’s Ugly Exit   KICKER: Catching 18 marlins in 3 days!

GUEST: Mr. X in deep lockdown! Gambling on eating contests? Arguments with the boys. Browns new jerseys. Suzanne F'in Sommers at 73!

1 - George Kittle Appreciation 2 - Andy Pollin 3 - Bruce Allen Cooked? 4 - Trent's Accusations 5 - CFB 8-Team Playoff? 6 - Haskins v. Drew Lock 7 - Sportsman of Year 8 - Shaving Head Bet 9 - Wheelchair Thief

Lost dog. Hogan documentary. Bob Ley retires. NBA reg season change? More. GUEST: Ron Thomas.

Cavaliers Swap Out Half Their Roster Eagles Championship Parade Guest: "The Notorious J-A-Y" - WBAL, Baltimore ALOE BLACC CZABE LOVES PINK! NO ALE THEORY JAY LOVES TIMBERLAKE END OF BELICHICK SCOT MCLOUGHAN TO BROWNS INTERNET TATTLETALES MALCOLM BUTLER THEORIES GOOD EAGLE FANS, BAD EAGLE FANS TRADE NICK FOLES? JENNIFER LAWRENCE V. MARGO ROBBIE HOLLYWOOD SMOKERS LEBRON JAMES GORTAT V. WALL TSSOW F*** THAT GUY   KICKER: Emotional support hampster, causes emotional catastrophe!

Czabe's Digital Junk Food Diet Eagle Fans Doth Protest Too Much Guest: Bob and Brian - 102.9 The Hog - Milwaukee, WI IRON ORE VS. COAL PHILLY FANS EATING SHIT AMAZON ALEXA COMMERCIAL REBEL WILSON V. LENA DUNHAM TIMBERLAKE PERFORMANCE PRINCE ON HOLOGRAMS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION STAR WARS TECH ERRORS WAS JANET JACKSON DONE WRONG ALL TIME SI SWIMSUIT MODELS STARTER PORN/SEXY CLOTHES CATALOGS PORN PUZZLES MIKE TICE ON COACHING NAME THE LAKES Kicker: "One and Done" Comes to Work

The Redskins execute a near statistical impossibility in beating the Bucs 16-3 and move to an improbable 2-game lead in the NFC East. Now can they navigate the perilous next 3 weeks to stay ahead of the Eagles and Cowboys? The Packers looked like... well... the F'IN PACKERS again vs. the Dolphins. Things are getting crowded in the NFC North! The NFL has reached the "change the question" stage where you truly have no idea what teams are any good. (Well, the Rams and Chiefs... they good!) Jimmy Butler to Philly. Brent says sorry.

The NCAA threatens California. Theismann on Haskins. McVay is engaged. Instagram vs. Nature. More. Guest: Andy Pollin.

Josh McDaniels: Ooops! Nevermind! Gronk + Guns: Super Ryan Shazier Stands Carson Wentz Proposes... but how's that knee? GUEST: Drew Olsen The Malcolm Butler Benching Controversy Watching Games In Stadium v. On TV Snap Counts Pro Football Focus Fernando Vina & JR Rider: Rule Breakers! Arliss at Robert Wuhl Feeling Insignificant In Sports Media Why Are TV Ratings Down? SuperBowl Saturday? Stretch the Season Two Weeks SB Commercials F*** That Guy! KICKER: Derek Rose's Insane Adidas Contract

Soccer's itty bitty PK shot. Crappy things you got suckered into buying. Fortnite creator likes fried chicken. Cam Newton stuffed at goal line. More. GUEST: Paul Charchian.

Post-Superbowl LII Edition! Name Change from ESPN980 to "The Team 980" Old School Tales of How We Covered the Super Bowl In 1994 The HOF Committee Is A Shameful Joke Malcolm Butler Story Is About To Explode Justin Timberlake Show TV Ratings Suprise: Down Again! 10 in 10: Parting Shots, and Worthy Shorts

GUEST: Andy Pollin. Crazy alternate season ideas. Failed NFL head coaches. RIP "Medium Stein." MORE....

1 - Trip to Lambeau 2 - Social Media Inflames 3 - Packers WR's Not Open 4 - Haskins Injury Controversy 5 - Honest Assessment of Play 6 - Instant Replay Still Sux 7 - George Kittle Play 8 - Baker Mayfield = Douche! 9 - Loss In "Sharpie!" 10 - Ma! There's Moose Fightin'!

A despondent Cowboy Mike explains where he stands with Jason Garrett. He knows the real problem is Jerry, and that's not going away anytime soon. But, he's ready to hate somebody else. Isn't that how it works for all of us, in sports? Notorious J-A-Y joins me to talk about the bizzaro-world of politics, Dez Bryant, and FTG. All that, plus "new" dirty sneakers?

Man, am I still tired! Watching baseball on TV! Trevor Rosenthal can't throw a strike. I want half, Eddie... HALF! More. GUEST: Mr. X.

Dinner at Legendary Manny's Charch Wins $20,000 High Stakes League Czabe Superbowl Angles/Matchups Prediction Guest: Amber Theoharris - NFL Network Guest: Tony Bruno - Godfather of Sports Radio Kicker: Twitter Derangement, Courtroom Outburst

It's one of the stories on my new "Steakhouse Confidential" feature here on the CzabeCast. John Ronis from the golf show tells the story of playing Jordan for cash, while I relay the time Jerry Glanville stiffed me for breakfast at the Super Bowl. All of that, plus one of the cheatiest stories in professional golf ever. Have we reached "Peak Smartphone?" Are synthetic backyard putting greens worth the money and trouble?

GUEST: "One-Account" Johnny Rhodes, draft expert! Enough about talk about 'plans' and airplane boarding logic. Old lady, loves beer. MORE....

1 - Tight Travel Perfection! 2 - Skycap Snafu 3 - Haskins PFF Grade vs. Total QBR 4 - Josh and Git Crash My Room 5 - Cuttin' Off Your Penis 6 - Negative Punt Return Yards 7 - Auschwitz Skater Costume 8 - RG3 "Mishandled" 9 - Yoda Merch 10 - Dabo Bodybags Finebaum

Porn stars protest Instagram. Authentic Babe Ruth jersey sold. James Harden and Chris Paul no longer BFF's. Trump v. Biden. More. GUEST: Notorious J-A-Y.

Alex Smith Traded Redskins Trade is Good- RG3's Delusional Tweet Fame Crash and Burn Guest: Drew Olsen: The Big 920 Brewers Bust A Move: Hello, Yellich and Cain Young Moneyballers Small Market Insurgent Tactics Japanese Baseball Press Badgers Hoops Takes A Dump Brady's Facebook Controversy Staged Documentaries Kids on Internet Brady on Steroids? FTG: "The Apple Process" KICKER: Elon Musk's flamethrowers and big city private tunnels