The One-Hour Perfect Podcast With Mike and Marc

Mike has a snack saving life-hack. Marc goes on an ill-fated road trip. Mike tries out Spirit Airlines for a second time and has a new take. Marc lears something new about transporting ladders. Mike runs into an acquaintance in an unexpected place. Mike is powers through "She-Hulk." Marc watches a weird import show called, "Old Enough." Like, Share, Subscribe, Rate, Review. It helps our fragile egos.  Instagram: @onehourpp Email: marcandmikechate@gmail.com

Marc finds a back and forth conversation between two lovers in the local porta-potty. Plus: gardening, fashion, NFT's, cooking, and the UFC. Also Mike poses the question: Is he sexist? Marc loves "The Rehearsal." Mike is digging "Barry." Share, like, subscribe, rate, review. It all helps. Thank you! marcandmikechat@gmail.com Instagram: @onehourpp

In this stuffed-to-the-brim episode: Mike talks about slow cooking. Marc gives travel tips. Mike and Marc discuss steroids, athletes and Fernado Tatis. Some "Not Investment Advice, and Marc nearly s#%ts himself. Of course, weekly regrets, as well as Future Regrets. Mike's watching "Barry." Marc finishes, "The Boys." Like, share, subscribe, rate, review. Tell a friend and bring them along to the next dimension! Thank you good friend, it helps. Reach out: Instagram @onehourpp email: marcandmikecaht@gmail.com

Mike has a life hack for men to get more sex and women to get more massages. Marc delves into Aaron Rodger's pscho-active performance enhancing drugs. Mike and Marc break down Elon Musk's relationship with his dad from a Biblical perspective. Mike drops some NFT truth. Plus: no investment advice! Also Mike hates the smell of his own "cooking." And Mike and Marc have the willpower of children. What we're watching: Barry, MLB, The Boys, and Peaky Blinders.  Like, subscribe, rate, review, share with a trusted friend, it helps! Thank you, good buddy.  Instagram: @onehourpp marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike and Marc try a new format and cover a lot of topics inlcuding: MMA, NFT's, Current Events, Relationships, Pet Care, and more. Mike builds a dog house for his amusement, but his girlfriend is not amused. Marc rides in first class with country rapper, Jelly Roll. Mike finishes "The Old Man." Marc gets deeper into "The Boys." Like, Rate, Review, Subscribe, Share! Thanks, it helps!

Mike decides he wants to get into Comicon on the last day of Comic Con. So he digs through garbage bins and begs attendees for that all too precious golden ticket. Marc works himself into a frenzy, when the captain on his trip throws the book at him. Mike and Marc break down the 15 top trailers released at Comic Con.  Also, "The Boys," "The Old Man," and "Stranger Things." Please like, subscribe, rate and review; it helps! marcandmikechat@gmail.com insta: @onehourpp insta: @onehourpp

Mike goes to Vegas and rides both Frontier and Spirit Airlines. His experience is about what you would expect. After a week of flying, Marc has numerous "Awkward Human Interactions," including a witch who drinks Sprite. Mike hits the poker tables and comes away as a champion...almost. Marc finally watches, "The Boys." Mike watches season 4 of "Stranger Things." Like, Rate, Review, Share: It helps! Thank  you. Reach out: Insta:@onehourpp Email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Marc's Mom buys an ill-advised vacation home that needs a lot of work. The people she has working for her include a meth-addict and someone with a traumatic brain injury. Also, Marc and Mike discuss his brother's pyromania. Why does Mike involve his brother in a long and elaborate lie to his mother? Good question. Mike finishes "The Boys." He gives it a hard-boner recommend. Please like, subscribe, rate, review and share. Muchas Gracias. marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram: @onehourpp

In celebration of the 4th of July, Marc and Mike go through a list of quintessential American things to do. Mike gives some hard recommends, including "The Boys," and "The Old Man." Like, subscribe, rate, review and joining the rocket ship to the next dimension! Thank you! marcandmikechat@gmail.com @onehourpp

Mike embraces his degenerate gambling side by entering a poker tournament. Marc has to give a "sample" to a fertility clinic and all eyes are upon him. His wife gives him her grandmother's rosary in an effort to make it more awkward. Also Marc shares a social media post and receives validation. Mike finishes "Obi-wan'' and says it's one of the best in the Star Wars franchise. Marc watches a little bit of "The Secrets of Dumbledore." Please Like, Subscribe, Rate, Review. Much Love. Reach Out: Instagram @onehourpp or marcandmikechat@gmail.com  

Mike's brother, Zach, suffers from the winter madness. Marc has a nest of birds on his front door. This leads to a deep dive into the two categories of birds for Mike: Birds he likes and birds he does not like. Marc struggles with finding the right anniversary gift. Mike discovered "The Boys," on Amazon Prime.  Please Like, Subscribe, Rate, Review. Much Love. Reach Out: Instagram @onehourpp or marcandmikechat@gmail.com  

Marc and Mike rip on the Houston Airport inter-terminal train. Marc buys the worse cup of coffee ever. Mike runs into a man on sleeping on the street that has taken "not caring" to a new level. Marc runs into more than one drunk girl in the airport. And also has and awkward interaction as a middle-man at the gym. Mike watches Top Gun 2 and brings up some bad memories for Marc. Like, Subscribe, Share, Review, it would be much appreciated.  Reach out: marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram: @onehourpp

It's the 70th episode! Marc has a stress dream about going to work. He also witnesses a psychopath at the pharmacy. Mike and Marc discuss Marc's self-proclaimed world record of eating mustard packets. Then they dicuss other stupid world records. Mike is all in on "Obi-wan" on Disney+. Marc said to check out Norm Macdonald's "Nothing Special," on Netflix. Rate, review, share subscribe. Get in touch: Instagram: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Marc is stuck inside with COVID, so Mike does all the living. The toilet paper rolls away from Mike and he is forced to make a choice. Mike stumbles upon the IML or "International Mr. Leather Festival," in Chicago. Mike goes on a date inside a made-up submarine. Mike wins a one-of-a-kind ultra-rare Darth Vader. Speaking of Darth Vader, Mike highly recommends "Obi-Wan Kenobi." Marc still loves, "Barry," but is having trouble with this season.  Like, share, subscribe, rate, review, muchas gracias! Instagram: @onehourpp marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike stays with Jake, but Jake now has a cat named Street. Not only is Mike allergic to Street, he has to fight him for a place to sleep. Marc has an uncomfortable conversation after a red-eye while taking a piss. Marc and Mike discuss the current stock market. Marc recommends, "El Camino." Mike checks out the first episode of, "Under the Banner of Heaven." Rate, share, subscribe, reach out: marcandmikechat@gmail.com @onehourpp (Instagram)

Mike tries to meme-trap our good friend, Jake. Marc tells a long rambling tale about his shitty car. It gets interesting when Marc finds the mechanics porn DVD's under his driver's seat. Mike and Marc go into a deep dive on what the mechanic could have possibly been doing in Marc's car. Marc is all caught up on "Ozark." Mike gives big thumbs up to "Bad Education," and the HBO limited series, "Mare of Easttown." Review, Rate, Share, Subscribe. We appreciate and you, good friend, are appreciated.

Mike and Marc share some stories about their moms. Marc spends some time huffing paint. Mike fights off Covid quarantine by dissecting the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Marc reads a book about a successful gambling parlay equation. Mike braves the theater to watch: "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness." Marc is a fan of the new game show, "Bullshit," on Netflix.

Author, Stefan Lawson, joins in to talk about his new memoir, "Travels With A Gypsy Lotus." (Availiable now on Amazon!) Mike recaps his award-winning best man speech. Mike's brother has an uncomfortable moment with his new father-in-law. Stefan shares his experience of working in a mental ward and travelling across India with an octagenerian. Marc reccomends, "Is It Cake?" Mike is still pushing, "Moon Knight." Stefan enjoyed, "The Green Knight." And all agree, the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial is must-see TV. marcandmikechat@gmail.com instgram: @onehourpp Like, Share, Subscribe, reach out!  

Mike starts off the podcast with an early morning drink. Mike and Marc do a deep deive on buying embarrassing stuff at the drugstore. Marc has an awkward human interaction. Mike and Marc go through a list of embarrising things you can buy on Amazon. Marc gives a pass on "Dune." Mike reccommends "Our Flag Means Death." Like, Subscribe, Share, Please. Instagram: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike makes small talk in an elevator. It goes poorly. Marc's writing group goes sideaways when one member decides to talk for everyone. Mike recounts his older brother flooding the family basement. Mike and Marc have some issues with Rolling Stone's Best Movies Of the 90's. Mike and Marc talk about making "The Adjustment" in public. Marc recommends again "Winning Time." Mike loves "Moon Knight." email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram @onehourpp Susrcibe and share! Love and blessings.

After a recent business trip, Mike gets some suprise mail from Florida. Marc and Mike create than rescind some new laws for the next dimension of the Perfect Podcast. Mike recalls an interstate battle for his driver's license. Marc and Mike discuss ice cream flavors. Marc gets kicked off an airplane ride home. Marc watches MLB and "Bad Vegan." Mike highly reccomends, "Moon Knight." email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com Instagram: @onehourpp 

In this old-school, free-form episode, Mike and Marc go down a rabbit hole about Bird Scooters. Mike goes on a trip with his girlfriend's parents and gets farted on by a stranger. Marc spends four days on a trip with a captain who is constantly loses his mind. Marc hard reccomends, "Winning Time." Mike hard reccomends, "Moon Knight." Share, rate, review, reach out and help make the Perfect Podcast perfect. marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram @onehourpp

Marc gives advice to Mike on what and what not to say in a best man speech. Marc talks about some value investing fundementals. Mike does a deep-dive on some of the VeVe NFTs he has been investing in. Marc is reading a tech classic futurist novel, "Snow Crash." Mike  has dipped his toes into the show, "Euphoria." Rate, review, subscribe, share, thank you! Reach out: marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram: @onehourpp

Mike's girlfiend's parents are coming to town and she has a "to do" list for them to accomplish before they arrive. Some of the items are addressed at Mike, like, "Fix Mike." Marc dicusses resisting to the urge to beat down some teenage punks with a baseball bat. He also highly reccomends "The Adam Project." Like, subscribe, rate, review (please and thank you). Also, reach out with suggestions: marcandmikechat@gmail.com Instagram: @onehourpp

Author Josh Lindquist returns to the podcast to talk about his new book, Galgathor's Gambit. Mike quickly regrets statying at a Motel 6. Josh discusses being the latest celebrity to have his nude photos shared on the internet. Marc humble brags about going to Hawaii. Also Marc doesn't reccomend, "Love Is Blind," on Netflix if you want to respect yourself in the morning. Rate and review, share and subscibe, please and thank you! Reach out: marcandmikechat@gmail.com or @onehourpp

Marc refuses a Voodoo doughnut and regrets it. Mike beats himself up over not asking for more meat at Chipotle. He doubles down and takes a nap. Marc decides not to go to Puerto Vallarta. Mike gives a review of "The Batman." He also announces that he going to Nimibia to a good friend's wedding, where he may or may not jump out of a plane. Review, Rate, Subscribe! Reach out: marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram: @onehourpp

Marc goes on a family vacation with his in-laws and tries no to lose his shit. He loses and Hulk-Marc appears. Mike promises some Girl Scouts that he will buy their cookies, but doesn't. Mike goes on a deep dive on a recent NFT offering of the Bond Astin Martin that has gone though the roof. Marc comes up with an NFT of his own. Mike and Marc discuss the Ukraine/Russia conflict. Please subscribe/Rate/Review email:marcandmikechat@gmail.com Instagram: @onehourpp

Mike finishes "Peacemaker." Marc terrifies his passengers. Mike and Marc discuss books they can't finish. Mike buys a homeless person cigrettes, again. In the first segment of, "Now that's marketing!" Mike talks about a cheese that took four states to make. Email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com Send your bad marketing products to Instagram: @onehourpp Review and rate us wherever you listen to podcasts!

Marc talks about Wordle. Mike relives his glory days as a "Halo general." The legend of a mysterious gamer, with regional fame, "Doughboy," is told by Mike. Mike buys a ticket on Jetblue and get a ride on a personal jet instead. Marc hard reccomends "Ozark: Season 4." Mike hard reccomends "Peacemaker." Like, subscribe, share, please! Reach out Insta: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Marc and Mike recount roudtrippin' with thier dads at the helm of the car. Mike gets a full-body massage while battling degestive issues on both ends. Marc flies with a guy who tells a two and a half hour story about himself. Marc is into the new season of "Ozark," Mike is into "The Book of Boba Fett," and "Peacemaker." Subscribe, share, send us suggestions, comments, ideas, critique! We'll read on air. email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram: @onehourpp

Mike and Marc debate whether someone can bring a plus one to the next dimension. Mike discusses his big losses in stocks and also his big wins in NFTs. Marc refuses to accept NFTs and the Metaverse as a “thing.” The conversation devolves into the exclusive clubs of rich people, including Eyes Wide Shut Disneyland. Hard recommend: Soft White Underbelly on YouTube, also Peacekeeper on HBO Max. Email questions/suggestions: marcandmikechat@gmail.com Instagram: onehourpp

Author and multi-talented man, Josh Linquist, talks about his recently published book, "Exile Into Sand," (formerly The Owl's Portent). The fellas give him some story ideas for a movie he's working on, "Seeking Justice." Marc regrets going to work. Mike wrestles with the off-color joke left unsaid. Marc hard recommends "The Alpinist." Mike seems to like "The Book of Boba Fett." Josh recommends "The Expanse." Buy Josh's Book on Amazon! Reach out Instagram: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

In the 50th episode, Mike and Marc finally catch the leprechaun and get Jake Horn on the podcast. Jake shares stories of cheating death four times. He also tells of a recent white lie about having the 'Vid to get out of a date and watch "Cobra Kai." Plus how to properly execute "the long con" and Mike has a demonic anus. Mike pushes hard on "The Great." Marc hard recommends, "Blade Runner: The Final Cut." Jake is all-in on "The Witcher." Email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com IG: @onehourpp

Mike and Marc discuss New Year's goals for the podcast and themselves. Mike has his own method for creating achievable goals: set the bar super low. He helps Marc put some of his loftier goals in perspective. A bottle of Crown Royal threatens Marc's two-year sober streak. This leads to an epic drinking story of Mike's that ends in piss and his mother's scorn. Marc recommends the Harry Potter Reunion. Mike watches Dexter. Send your recommendations to Insta: @onehourpp and marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike and Marc give advice to a listener on disappointing someone. Yes, that person is a hitman/surgeon/gambling addict, but the advice is pretty universal. Marc shares his gift-giving wins to his wife. Mike takes another deep dive into gourmet cooking. Marc has a candy-bar recommendation: Tombumble Nutty. He also gives a recommend to the trashy but watchable "Tiger King: The Doc Antle Story." Mike doubles down on "Spiderman" and "Dexter." Instagram for advice: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Marc and Mike add a new "advice" segment. They stumble upon a brilliant way to break-up with someone that is also nice for the person being broken up with. They also give advice on where to put your glasses and they get some advice on how to live a life without regrets (s#%! with the door open). Mike gives a review and a hard recommend for "Spider-Man: No Way Home," and Marc gives a hard recommend for "14 Peaks" on Netflix. Send you advice questions to: @onehourpp on Instagram and marcandmikechat@gmail

Marc flies with a pilot with an interesting side-hustle involving buying and selling bull semen. This leads into a deep riff involving men lusting after cattle and committing to matrimonial monogamy with beautiful heifers. Mike laments his favorite dive bar being ruined by the hip crowd. A marketing expert says the podcast is crap, sending Mike and Marc into a defensive rage. Mike highly recommends "The Great" on Hulu. Send your advice questions to Instagram: @onehourpp and email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike runs into the same guy three times in the same day. He's sure it's a sign from the universe, The Matrix, or both. Logically, he buys a Powerball ticket and vows to split it with the man if he wins. The problem? Mike doesn't know the name of the man, where exactly he lives, or exactly what he looks like. If he wins, can he find the man and payoff his promise, or is he destined to be crushed by the angry gods of fate? Also, Mike and Marc discuss the metaverse, Dexter, Narcos, and more. Insta: @onehourpp

Mike runs into some Comicon attendees and tells a white lie about knowing who Brent Spiner is. This devolves into Mike and Marc learning random details about Data from Star Trek. It ends, of course, in a forced marriage to Brent Spiner or Neal McDonough for Marc. They also stumble upon a restaurant idea for all the people who can't afford Michelin Star cuisine: Second hand gourmet food. Mike recommends the new "Dexter," but says "Hawkeye" is a pass. email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com Insta: @onehourpp

Mike and Marc discuss Thanksgiving plans. After a discussion on the the weight and design of samurai armor, Mike and Marc go down a rabbit hole about stolen valor. They discuss a new YouTube channel where they expose 8 year-olds for stealing valor when they dress as "army men." Mike recommends "Tiger King," season 2, which brings up bad memories of season 1 for Marc. Somehow it also connects to "Narcos: Mexico," which Marc is watching. Instagram: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike's single friend, Tyler, is in town. He's looking for action or true love; whichever comes first. Mike dusts off his wingman shoes to help him achieve romantic success. Marc interrogates to fill in the details of an all too typical night for a single man. There is a big and surprising take away: females are also people and there is no magic "code" to "get" them (except for money, power, fame, and good looks). Reviews: "The Eternals," "The Hustler," and more. Insta: @onehourpp

Mike stays with Marc in Portland to attend a coffee trade show. He makes Marc his famous, two-day, Cubano sandwich. Marc and Mike visit a waterfall and go mushroom hunting. Mike shares his amazing superpower of having to poop after one sip of coffee. Also, a possible dead body in Mike's back yard? And a dream about one of life's little embarrassments: sharting your pants. Mike and Marc give a re-recommend of "I Think You Should Leave." Instagram: @onehourpp email: mikeandmarcchate@gmail.com

Mike wears a costume that brings his sexuality into question with his father. Marc discusses getting bad candy at Halloween. Mike and Marc discuss the future of genetic engineering and one father endowing his son with a genetically altered penis. Also Mike hides a giant bag of weed in his closet for a friend. Marc says go on the YouTube and watch all of the "What's Up With That" sketches from SNL. Mike Recommends "Dune." instagram: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike confronts every man's dilemma who must use a public restroom: how do you pee in front of another man? The fellas go on a tangent that includes: A Hall of Justice cartoon, pee-drinking lizard creatures, and becoming Batman by passing the urinal test. Marc relives the trauma of never being able to find chachskies with his name on the them spelled the correct way. And Mike always get a child-size. Watch: Entre Hombre on HBO MAX, Squid Game, and Ted Lasso. Instagram: @onehourpp marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Mike officiates a wedding and offends a third of the guests. Speaking of weddings, Marc meets a taco monster. Mike goes through a recipe for a delicious Cuban sandwich. Marc and Mike talk about one-ply toilet paper. Mike and Marc spend a good deal of time riffing about a robot named, Hubert: He not only an intelligent companion and sentient being, he's a rolling bathroom. If you missed the movie "Chef," Mike gives it a hard recommend. email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com instagram:@onehourpp

Mike has to officiate a wedding and needs a black suit. Mike and Marc discuss the suit buying process for the average man. They come up with an alternative to dropping a bunch of coin for something you may use once. Also, they go down some rabbit holes about living in a lawless society, bank robbers and old-timey sheriffs. Marc is still high on watching the MLB Playoffs and Mike gives a hard recommendation to "The Righteous Gemstones" on HBO Max. Instagram: @onehourpp email: marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Marc talks baseball playoffs. Mike trounces his joy, saying that baseball is inherently boring and has some fixes for the sport. Marc says Mike is wrong and the fireworks fly. Mike and Marc go on a rant about the hick/southern accent. Mike talks about sharing a hotel room with his buddy AND his girlfriend. Mike talks about his dad coming to talk to his class about launching the missiles. Marc recommends "The Chase" and baseball playoffs. Mike pushes "The Great British Baking Show." Insta: @onehourpp

All Mike wants for his birthday is for you to subscribe and share the podcast. Marc talks about reading an investment book and going mad with delusional wealth and power. Mike says that all he wants, if he becomes insanely rich, is a secret lair. This leads to a fifteen minute riff between Mike and Marc about a regular guy with a secret lair. Mike is still watching the Marvel, "What If?" and Marc is high on baseball and the upcoming base ball playoffs. Instagram: @onehourpp email:marcandmikechat@gmail.com

Marc and Mike discuss the joys of large family get-aways . Mike talks about a You-Tuber who goes on "urban-camping trips" by choice. Which sends Mike and Marc down a rabbit hole, discussing all the people who are "urban-camping" not by choice. Marc pontificates on the idea of giving up the materialist's oppressive lifestyle and becoming an urban camper forever. Mike and Marc give a shout out to the Late Great Norm Macdonald.

Marc talks about the beginning of NFL football season and gives everyone an excuse to be a bag of s#$% on Sundays. Mike addresses the strange paradox of homophobia and sports fans. Mike tries to do a good deed, but is troubled by a moral paradox. Mike and Marc go down a rabbit hole of the dangers of 7-11 pizza. Mike throws down the gauntlet to all Disney fans who don't think "Moana" is the best Disney movie ever and Marc recommends "American Crime Story: Impeachment." Instagram: @onehourpp

Mike eats come CBD gummies that are actually THC gummies and suffers the consequences: He becomes extremely efficient and checks everything off his list. he also makes a pizza in a frying pan, gets lost in thought on the toilet, and confused watching, "Dr. Strange." Marc is looking for a dog, but he and his wife can't agree on a type. Mike gives some good suggestions, which include a crow or a raven, which induces him to read, "The Raven." Also life hacks, watch recs, and prison jokes. insta: @onehourpp