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David Skaufjord forklarer alt
tegneserien Max Manus med Andreas Iversen

David Skaufjord forklarer alt

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 75:59


Andreas Iversen er en norsk tegneseriskaper og illustratør, født i 1983. Han vant Dagbladets tegneseriekonkurranse i 2014, og Barnas Bokpris i 2020. Han holder jevnlig seriekurs og tegneforestillinger for barn og unge, han er en av iniatativtakerne til tegnekveld på Serieteket på Deichman Grünerløkka, og er redaktør for serietidsskriftet Bobla. Han står bak en rekke serieutgivelser og bøker, deriblant Edvard Rubikon-bøkene med Aleksander Kirkwood Brown, bøkene Tåke over Svartøy og Fantomrakettene med Tore Aurstad, hip-hop tegneserien Blokk til Blokk med Fela, Castro og Don MArtin - og nå, nylig, boken Max Manus - en tegneserie om en av norges største motstandshelter, som han har skrevet og tegnet selv. Episoden er klippet av Casper Gundersen - lytt til hans podcast, "The Dork Knights" hvor enn du hører podcast!

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Life Is A Sewer
Courtesy Flush: The Dork Knights

Life Is A Sewer

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 44:33


Issue number 27: The Capped Crusader Conversational!! Join us three friends as we keep up with the times and have a go at our own reboot. We discuss Batman in many of his different forms from Keaton to Conroy and the workings underneath the cowl. Listen on true Flushers! Produced and Hosted by Chad Alderman , Peyton Mcbride & Jonathan D. Matthews Acknowledgements: Character Artwork by Matt Trogdon Logo Artwork by Briana Brockbank

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General Nerdery
#035: Dork Knights: Metal

General Nerdery

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 103:02


Challenger Mountain has erupted in Gotham, Earth Prime is dropping into the Dark Multiverse, Batman wants to go back in time using baby Darkseid to try to kill a Bat God, wait, what? If that all sounds dumb to you, it is. If that all sounds amazing to you, it's also that. Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo's crossover Dark Nights: Metal is a bombastic celebration of the weirdness of multiverses. So Your Generals strap in to be this week's Dork Knights and shine a light on this crazy event and it's star players. Also with news from Green Hornet, The Emmys, and more! Listen to more General Nerdery at www.GeneralNerdcast.com Check out all earVVyrm podcasts at www.earvvyrm.com Email us at generalnerderypod@gmail.com

Geek Garage
Ep. #50 - The Dork Knights: Our Incomplete Guide to Batman

Geek Garage

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 79:58


We're celebrating our 50th episode of the podcast with one of our favorite comic book heroes of all time: Batman! First we chat about some of the more noteworthy comic book iterations as well as some of our personal favorites. We also touch on the good/bad/ugly of the Batman film history, and close things out with some speculations on Matt Reeves' "The Batman" due out next year. Just a heads up, we mostly keep the episode spoiler-free, however we do get into a little bit of spoilers regarding The Long Halloween which occurs between 17:18 - 21:40. If you enjoy listening to our podcast, consider donating to our Patreon! All funds we raise, thanks to amazing listeners like you, gets poured back into the podcast, so we're always able to bring you the best quality content!

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PodAskew Podcast
The Dork Knights

PodAskew Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2018 156:08


Fractopia
Episode 6: Augmented Reality

Fractopia

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 47:01


An Augmented Reality can be understood as a digitally-produced “layer” or “display screen” interposed by specialized hardware between you and the physical world. The potential of this emerging technology to enhance the ease and quality of life is enormous, and it will affect nearly everything in the coming informational age. Story excerpts from “Dork Knights of Harohbakh” by Shawn Koch, and “The Master Key” by L. Frank Baum. SOURCES & LINKS A Brief History of Augmented Reality http://adsreality.com/history-of-augmented-reality-infographic/ The Challenges & Opportunities of Augmented Reality | Edward Miller https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=truf7fgJSww David A Smith (Lockheed Martin) - Extreme Augmented Reality: What the Future Really Looks Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1F2YZN5vDY The Dawn of the Age of Holograms | Alex Kipman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQbMP3I5Sk Dr. Louis Rosenberg, CEO of Unanimous A.I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wao3BGOl-zo The Future of Imagination: Virtual Reality, Augmented Reality, and How We Shape Our World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCpp_3bq0Ps The History of Information http://www.historyofinformation.com/index.php How Stuff Works https://computer.howstuffworks.com/augmented-reality.htm Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook F8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrBGHs-EThY NASA is using HoloLens AR headsets to build its new spacecraft faster https://www.technologyreview.com/s/612247/nasa-is-using-hololens-ar-head... Reality Technologies https://www.realitytechnologies.com/augmented-reality/ What's Up with Augmented Reality Contact Lenses? https://www.inverse.com/article/31034-augmented-reality-contact-lenses Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augmented_reality MUSIC: Fractopia Theme by Tod Foley “Be Which One” by Captive Portal https://captiveportalmusic.com/

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The 0HITPOINTS Podcast
7/12/17 - Episode 132 - The Dork Knights Return

The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2017 71:49


Ryan and Matt "Boy Band" Amberg are back and buffering about Shovels and Rope(s), Netflix's Castlevania, XX, Batman v Superman, The Dark Knight Rises, and The LEGO Batman Movie before it's on to time spent with DuckTales via the Disney Afternoon Collection, Gears of War 4 via Video Game High School, Better Off Ted, and The Grinder. And if that makes any sense at all then keep listening for Beta Business™ featuring Destiny 2 and Star Wars Battlefront 2 with a smattering of Overwatch, Wardor, Battlegrounds, and... marriage!

NOWHERE CALIFORNIA
Episode 109- The Dork Knights Return..

NOWHERE CALIFORNIA

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2017 53:45


Since you can't keep a great podcast down, the guys from Nowhere have returned from a hiatus and they have a lot of catching up in store. In this new edition of Nowhere California, Nick and Josh discuss the time they have spent away from the microphone. Also, they close out the episode with a remembrance of two pop culture legends. For Everything Nowhere.. Go To.. www.nowherecalifornia.com

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The 0HITPOINTS Podcast
8/12/15 - Episode 38 - The Dork Knights

The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2015 65:40


Ryan and Matt "Tinny" Amberg are back talking about The Justice League, The Wrecking Crew, Maggie, the new Fantastic Four, Creep, and Pitch Perfect 2 before spoiling the hell out of some Batman for you, including Arkham Knight as Matt and Ryan near 100% after finishing the story. Then maybe some talk about Halo 5's campaign size, Battleborn's release date, Ori and the Blind Forest's definitive edition, Final Fantasy 15's release date, Mirror's Edge Catalyst gameplay, more Quantum Break details, Tom Braider's Tomb Raiders, Destiny's level booster, Ghost Recon Wildlands' questionable marketing, Mighty No. 9's official delay, and 1st party previews on the Xbox.

Achieving Reality:  The Podcast!
Episode 106 - The Dork Knights Review

Achieving Reality: The Podcast!

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2015 56:20


Larry and Chris (and Marisa) give their thoughts on Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns as well as some currently available Bat-chandise.  Also, they shamelessly plug our Podbean neighbors, The Whisky Minute.  Enjoy!

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Tandem Fandom
#10-Dork Knights

Tandem Fandom

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2014 64:00


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The Off-Panel Podcast

In which The Panel-Offists get dyslexic a little bit and organize a mini Dork Knights reunion, becoming sex criminals along the way and re-christening their already fiendish union. That's right, it's two for the trouble of one, as you're forced to join the Southerner and the Sloth left to their own devices for a night of debauchery, sexual innuendo, and plenty of Batman jokes. Well, that's what you should expect, anyway. Following the fap-worthy news of a TV show focusing on everyone's favorite Gotham City Police Commissioner, the two talk shop and discuss the premiere episode of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD before moving onto reviews of - fittingly enough - Image Comics' Sex Criminals #1, the Sagaist issue of Saga yet (maybe), Trial of The Punisher, and an anthology collection of All-Crime Comics, among others. Don't blame us, everyone knows we require adult supervision!Download Here!Link of the Week"Gotham" to be new live-action television series at Fox, focusing on Jim Gordon

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #25 - Gotham Is Yours!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo once again give into their deepest Dark Knight related desires and mull over the prospect of the most unholy abomination imaginable - a Batman movie helmed by The Dork Knights themselves! From their discovery of being eachother's alternate personality to an unorthodox pitch involving sex, cameras, and shame, listen to the tale of a troubled production from it's beginning to it's end, featuring sassy black sidekicks, catering to the mentally challenged, a movie within a movie within a coke-fueled dream, out-Schumachering Schumacher, the curse of Were-Brando, and perhaps the most amazing debut of all: Jetpack Vigoda. It's called Dork Knights for a reason!THE DORK KNIGHT... LOSING HIS HEAD?THE BYRD WONDER... FILLED WITH DREAD?IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #24 - Let The Games Begin!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo force feed themselves a fistful of snow and jump out of a plane with shrapnel in their lungs, as they embark on yet another harrowing round of everyone's favorite fictional fistfight... Historical Fight Club!Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Who Will Get An Exploding Bullet To The Face?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #23 - You've Changed Things... Forever

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo jump across the multiverse and take a look into alternate realities, where they consider everything from Batman as a sobbing idiot to Superman as an Amish pastor, the stretching of underused loins, the secret horrible purpose of the podcast, the terror of holiness, and the full circle of President Captain America. Iron Man has what kind of disorder?!THE BYRD WONDER... REBORN AS A MIME?THE DORK KNIGHT... CAN'T THINK OF A RHYME?WILL EITHER OF THEM MANAGE TO FINISH IN TIME?!Tune in to find out!

Below The Bible Belt
Book Five: Yankees

Below The Bible Belt

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2012


"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares"Hebrews 13: 2 Download here, if ya please In which them good ole boys bring in their token Yankee to discuss life in the North, as the three set out to save President Mitt Romney from the great Jehovah threat, before waging war against an enemy that will never hear them coming. While James deals with homoerotic hearsay, Matt declares himself a sovereign individual, and decides the fate of the Hoosier State once and for all. INDIANA: COME FOR THE HOMOS, STAY FOR THE PHOBIA     Links: Cowboy Donny's Blog Man With Hilarious Name Released on Bond, Hilarity Ensues Listen to Alex on Pulp Nightmare, Dork Knights, and Off-Panel They're watching.

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Dork Knights #22 - There's No Going Back

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo return from a self-imposed exile of eight years to deliver something that wasn't worth the wait - a discussion of movie remakes! From the unlikeliest front door greeting one could imagine, to Teddy Roosevelt in a bear suit and the Presidential 80's cop movie, all the way down to rantings over the most infamous set of prequels in cinematic history, The Dork Knights ask themselves the all-important question: Why the hell aren't they in Hollywood?THE BYRD WONDER... MAKING THE PREQUEL?THE DORK KNIGHT... WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL?HAVE THE JAWS OF FATE ENSNARED OUR HEROES?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #21 - Look At Me!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo is back to buisness as usual. Except that it isn't, as the duo briefly becomes a trio! Bringing along a special guest, MB and Byrd are treated to something no one would have expected as they sit through a detailed review of a movie so shocking, and so vile, that it may or may not feature C-list comic book characters. From the most legitimately disturbing scene you'll ever hear described from a porno, and the creation of the bizarre continuity, to offense being taken at a cure for all known diseases, Below The Bible Belt's James Lewis - a.k.a Hero, joins The Dork Knights for a special episode that requires the combined effort of three to properly pull off. It starts with a flashback of what?!THE DORK KNIGHT... HIT A SNAG?!THE BYRD WONDER... ON THE RAG?!THE BANEFUL HERO FORCED TO SHAG?!Tune in to find out!- - -And don't forget to listen to Below The Bible Belt, featuring Hero and Byrd - now on iTunes! Southern Hospitality, delivered monthly.

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Dork Knights #20 - I'm Just Ahead Of The Curve

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo return! After taking a sabbatical following their harrowing month-long chat about all things Batman, The Dork Knights are back in action and just as moronic as ever. To celebrate the occasion, it's that time once again... for Historical Fight Club!Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Whose Horse Will Get The Upper Hand?!Tune in to find out!

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BATMONTH Finale - The Hero Gotham Deserves

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2012


WARNING: Major Spoilers For The Dark Knight Rises Are Discussed At LengthThe Legend Ends. The legend of Batmonth, at least, because The Dork Knights are ready to say goodbye with the seventh and final chapter of the series' installments detailing their own personal history with The Batman! And how do they decide to top off their chronicling of a history spanning over seventy years? With a review of The Dark Knight's latest theatrical outing, and the long-awaited end of Christopher Nolan's trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises. Starring Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Hardy, Rises sets to close out the story started by Begins and Knight. Does Nolan's Batman go out with a bang, or must it's punishment be more severe? The Dork Knights take it upon themselves to decide, because they haven't given their hero enough. Not everything. Not yet.Holy Downloadables, Batman!Finally, we would like to personally extend our deepest condolences to the victims of the Colorado shooting on Friday. We weren't sure of how to properly address it at the time of recording, or if it were even respectful to address it at all, so we hope that at least acknowledging it here is enough. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected.

Dork Knights
BATMONTH #6 - We Can Bring Gotham Back

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2012


Are you ready to begin? If not, too bad! The Dork Knights have reached the penultimate chapter of Batmonth, having withstood the trials of the 40's serials, made peace with the 60's series, relived a nostalgic classic in the form of the Burton films, and even suffered through the lowest points of the Schumacher era. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet, as The Dimwitted Duo finally make it to the climatic first two installments of a soon-to-be trilogy: Christopher Nolan's first foray into the genesis of The Batman and the blockbuster sequel, Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. But are these two heralded films really the stuff of legend, or will they leave the two asking themselves 'Why So Serious?'. Plus, discover how Begins inadvertently began The Dork Knights, aswell as the discovery of the movies' Otis, the most unlikely member of The League of Shadows, the most awkward near-casting of the franchise, and who is outed as the true hero of the series. Surprisingly, it's not it's cape and cowled lead. And tune in for the dramatic finale this Sunday, as The Dork Knights cap off their loveletter to The Dark Knight with a special podcast review of his latest adventure, The Dark Knight Rises!Holy Downloadables, Batman!

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BATMONTH #5 - Gotham Isn't Beyond Saving

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2012


Normal lives, they've almost got 'em. But if they had them, they wouldn't be The Dork Knights! And this installment is a very special edition, beginning the home stretch to the climax of the series as they delve into the most thoroughly definitive portrayal of The Batman yet... in animated form, no less, courtesy of Bruce Timm, Paul Dini, and the many others that contributed to the classic staple of the small screen, Batman: The Animated Series. Listen in as The Dimwitted Duo spend entirely too long drooling over the greatest two-man act other than themselves, debate who really came out on top behind-the-scenes, rev up their Harley, and settle on a Top 5 of their favorite episodes. The method of solving this great dilemma? They throw a rock at it!Holy Downloadables, Batman!

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BATMONTH #4 - Sometimes Things Just Go Bad

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2012


Riddle me this, riddle me that... who's obsessed with the big, black bat?! The Dork Knights, of course, and they're ready to bite the big one and delve into the often-mocked, rarely accredited version of The Batman that many fans consider to be the most infamous portrayal: the Joel Schumacher era. But are Batman Forever and Batman & Robin truly as bad as they're made out to be? Are there merits to the films that some perhaps overlook, or is it all worth burying in a glorious flood of chaos? Listen in as The Dork Knights defend some of both films' best elements while refusing to hold back against their worst, from the iceman cometh to joygasms everywhere, while discovering guilty pleasures, shocking confessions, and the fact that there is an even more sinister figure at work. YOU LIE!Holy Downloadables, Batman!

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BATMONTH #3 - I'm Batman

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2012


The signal has been lit, and The Dork Knights are there inform the citizens of Gotham that the city has earned a rest from crime. Dialing back to their own youths to recount the tale of Tim Burton's 1989 classic and it's sequel, The Dork Knights discover that this podcast needs an enema as they discuss what it means to be King of the Wicker People, Nicholson's turn as the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist, which kitten twitches her little tail, the 200th anniversary festival's million dollar debt, Bob's merits as a number one guy, and where the police were when all of it happened. The answer? They were at home, washing their tights!Holy Downloadables, Batman!

Dork Knights
BATMONTH #2 - You're Practice

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2012


It's that time in Gotham City once again, as The Batman's adventures begin on the silver screen, reviewed and accounted for by The Dork Knights! Hear the tale of the often-overlooked initial live-action outings of The Caped Crusader through the 1940's serialized film craze, where the only supervillains are racially insensitive stereotypes with shifty eyes, the Batmobile is a chevy, invisible klansmen roam the night, and the title character is the biggest racist of them all. But just wait, there's more! Because following that discussion, The Dimwitted Duo delve into the popular 1960's Batman series, starring Adam West and Burt Ward! Holy cliffhangers, it's going to be a more exciting than a rubber shark stuffed with explosives! Holy Downloadables, Batman!

Dork Knights
BATMONTH #1 - But What Is Batman?

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2012


Holy heart failures! Starting this podcast, the amazing and unique adventures of The Batman, as told by The Dork Knights themselves! Discover both who they are and how they came to be, revealing some of their time as children growing up with a deep affection for The Caped Crusader while discussing many ongoing debates that have helped shaped the legend for over seventy years. Along the way in these coveted topics, startling revealations are revealed - like what would drive a four-year old boy to contemplate having his own parents murdered, love at first eyehole, mourning the loss of a VHS tape, and vengeance by way of prep-time. It's over an hour of Bat-a-clismic proportions!Holy Downloadables, Batman!

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Dork Knights #19 - I Hate When People Talk During The Movie!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo get all cinematical up in this bitch, and discuss their favorite films. From favorite genres to favorite directors, with a few shocking - and some not so shocking - admissions through their collective thoughts on the medium, the antics start whenever the two just barely manage to properly begin, make it clear that nobody wants to be Roeper, discover the real reasoning behind the plot of The Terminator, note a politically incorrect movie as one of their all-time favorites, cop to being complete pussies when it comes to the water, entertain the idea of Star of David throwing stars, and introduce a completely racist new character. Clarence! You know who smells like grease?!THE BYRD WONDER... ON TRIAL?THE DORK KNIGHT... IN DENIAL?WHICH OF OUR HEROES IS SPEWING BILE?!Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #18 - So Many People To Kill, So Little Time

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo presents the next exciting round of Historical Fight Club...Who will win? Who will lose? Who will use the other as a human shield?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #17 - This Is Why Superman Works Alone

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo let their geek flag fly and become men of steel in this extra-length episode, as they set out to determine which five comic book heroes are their respective favorites. Along the way, they discover a potential gem in an unlikely pitch for a new series, authorize lethal force against sneezing, examine what it would take to send Superman on a murderous rampage, what they don't like about dick, and end on some good ole' fashioned sexism. Come get a side helping of justice!THE DORK KNIGHT... GEEKING OUT?THE BYRD WONDER... FREAKING OUT?OF WHICH DASTARDLY FIEND HAVE OUR HEROES COME ABOUT?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #16 - Monkey Work!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo give time updates on the hour, as they venture into territory unknown: early morning madness! Listen to the bouts of insanity that are the pair's first experiences with roleplaying - and no, not the sexual kind - as they recount tripping balls as 12 year-olds, calling upon creepy Robin tangents, brief considerations of LARPing and the scourge of The Black Knight, the most unlikely Star Wars character ever invented, what constitutes as a furry, and the creation of one of the greatest modern characters in fiction: A 14 Year-Old Psychic Werewolf Wizard Bounty Hunter Hawk Assassin. The safety word is "Schumacher".THE BYRD WONDER... GLORIFIED?THE DORK KNIGHT... SATISFIED? HAVE OUR HEROES GIVEN INTO DARKER DESIRES?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #15 - I'll Get Drive-Thru

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo set out to eat their own feet while pondering the ethics of ass-to-mouth, what'd be the primary dish at a Ku Klux Klan bake sale, the rudeness of methhead sharks, the taste of different races, a bizarre secret origin of a popular comic book villain, trying to conceal absurdly huge penises, and favorite moviegoing experiences. Try the whities!THE DORK KNIGHT... NORMALIZED?THE BYRD WONDER... CANNIBALIZED?HAS THE MADNESS REACHED IT'S FEVER PITCH?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #14 - I Like This Game!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo take on yet another vicious round of Historical Fight Club! Who will fight to the death? Who will win the battle for supremacy? Who will end up taking a dump on the other's grave? You'll just have to find out for yourself, as our heroes get burned at the stake to explore two infamous cultural figures - from an Englishman whose ancestors remain ever redundant, to the president who was voted "Most Likely To Kill Some Japs", haberdashery for dogs, proof that all South Carolinians are racist, the invention of the middle finger, and taking an arrow to the face. Next thing you're gonna tell us is that the world isn't flat!THE DORK KNIGHT... MADE TO LEARN?THE BYRD WONDER... MADE TO BURN?HAVE OUR HEROES BEEN GIVEN A DEATH TO EARN?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #13 - Or Should I Say... Terminated?

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo get crank-called by the Governor and suffer being put to death for multiple electrocutions, as one podcaster tells a long-awaited tale of the afternoon that he witnessed a man be put to death by the state of Georgia. Listen to the two try to make light of a truly serious subject, as they discuss the mystery of the prison waiting room, alligators at the gate, inappropriate last requests, the struggles of real-life Transformers, Knights of Whiteness, the founding of America: The Planet, and just what sort of convienience store houses mysterious, black tied time-travellers. How the hell are they carrying those guns?!THE BYRD WONDER... LATE TO THE GAME?THE DORK KNIGHT... STILL AS LAME?CAN OUR HEROES SPIN A YARN THAT'S SUITABLY TAME?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #12 - ...Riddle Me That

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo enter the rematch of a century in this special epic-length episode, as they look to settle old scores - ones that are relatively one week old. Listen in awe and wonderment as the Dork Knight and the Byrd Wonder clash for a second time in battle of trivial supremacy, stumbling through every step of the way and further proving their own ineptitude in mental prowess! Ladies and gentlemen, Dorkfall has begun. Hide your women, children, and local minorities. THE BYRD WONDER... OUT FOR REVENGE?THE DORK KNIGHT... OUT ON A BINGE?ON WHICH MORTAL COIL DOES THIS BATTLE HINGE?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #11 - Riddle Me This...

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo embark on a test of wits that will surely end horribly - deciding to prove how dimwitted they truly are with a trivia quiz! Listen as The Dork Knight unwittingly plays right into The Byrd Wonder's hands, only to turn the tables and up the stakes to a magnitude unseen! Plus, following the shenanigans, hear the struggles to keep the show afloat that somehow involve the first Prime Minister of America, Alex Trebek's missing facial hair, and continuous, vengeful bouts of the F-bomb. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be betrayed by being offered to Satan as a sacrificial lamb? Only Zombie-Werewolf Kim Jong Ill knows.THE BYRD WONDER... HARDBALLED?THE DORK KNIGHT... SOFTBALLED?WHO WILL DOMINATE THE DAY?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #10 - You're Overpaid, Hit The Road!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2012


In which The Dimwitted Duo make their glorious return, in a jam-packed episode that is sure to be infamous in both it's levels of depravity and horrifying scenarios. Embarking on a tour de force, The Dork Knight and The Byrd Wonder ask themselves what the world would be like if they worked together - and the results are just as ridiculous as the next. From the creation of The McByrd and snapping the neck of a giraffe, to the most unlikely basketball play in history and the use of ice skates as a deadly weapon, this episode has everything you could ever need - and alot that you'd never want. White For Life!THE BYRD WONDER... TURNED SABETOUR?THE DORK KNIGHT... MORTIFIED FOR SURE?WILL OUR HEROES RECOVER FROM THIS DEVASTATING BLOW?!Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #9 - He Didn't Even Lose A Limb!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo once again ponder what it would take to win in a battle of two historical figures, forgoing the approach of evil vs. evil and instead matching up crazy vs. crazy, pairing might with right and awesome against awesomeness. It's a duel to the death, and The Dork Knights are making it a recurring theme! Whoever wins, we lose. Bully!THE BYRD WONDER... LEFT FOR DEAD?THE DORK KNIGHT... GUNNING FOR HEADS?IS THIS THE BITTER END FOR OUR HEROES?Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #8 - I Saw Her First. Gotta Fly!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo momentarily become a trio, as the Dork Knight and Byrd Wonder are graced with the prescence by a member of the opposite sex to discuss a bit of everything. From fake fakin' it with a pillow and the threat that multiple chins present, to the harrowing tale of one podcaster's visit to the local courthouse and a chance encounter with a judge who doesn't want you to make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Plus, in a stunning turn of events, all three of this week's Knights individually admit to crimes committed! AN EPISODE SO JAM-PACKED, WE COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF A CLIFFHANGER! WHAT DASTARDLY PERILS AWAIT OUR HEROES THIS TIME?Tune in to find out!

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Dork Knights #7 - Rats With Wings, Do Your Thing!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo take the time to get serious and start to talk shop. Comic shop, that is, as they commit mass genocide against Sky City, challenge the unknown, prepare to face the court, and terrorize the open roadways while wearing sheets. Plus, the debut of a brand new theme by the same fancy gentleman who brought you the opening of DK's sister podcast, Pulp Nightmare!THE DORK KNIGHT... IRREDEEMABLE?THE BYRD WONDER... INCORRUPTIBLE?TO WHAT DEPTHS OF MADNESS HAVE OUR HEROES PLUNGED?!Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #6 - It's Supposed To Be Cold!

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2012


In which the Dimwitted Duo cross paths with the rich and famous while cementing their status as obsessive eaters, talk shop and dissect the element of the Superbowl rarely given enough due, discuss the impact of the Neilson, and routinely discover that talking about food isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.THE BOGUS WONDER... RENDERED STUPEFIED?THE DORK KNIGHT... RENDERED TERRIFIED?HAVE OUR HEROES GAZED UPON THEIR ULTIMATE PERIL?Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights
INSIDE THE PLAYER'S STUDIO #1: Master Bruce

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2012


In this first installment of a new Dork Knights subseries, become acquainted with a community you might not be familiar with as they relive tales of their own roleplaying misadventures of yesteryear. Hosted by DK's Byrd Man, this series explores what it's like when the nerds stop speaking through superheroes and fantasy fiction and start bringing themselves to the forefront. This is Inside The Player's Studio.In the first installment, The Bogus Byrd Man interviews his partner-in-crime for a retrospective on a seven-year tenure in the RPG world. From Ultimate Gotham City to the depths of One Universe, hear the exploits of the infamous poster-turned-mod formerly known as Master Bruce.Listen Here!

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #5 - And I Say... You're Full Of S**t

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2012


Listen Here!In which the Dimwitted Duo discover new pleasures and rediscover old ones, as they discuss what gets them going the most - be it newly discovered television shows, time travelling hijinks, and even a brand new and completely horrifying interpretation of what happened the night that the 16th President of the United States was assassinated. You'll probably laugh at us, not with us. But either way, you'll laugh. Whether you want it or not.THE BYRD WONDER... CAPTURED IN A WEB OF HATE?THE DORK KNIGHT... VIOLATED IN A WEB OF FATE?Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #4 - They Say He Drinks Blood...

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2012


Listen Here! In which the Dimwitted Duo break out their history books and declare war of the facial hair, as they discuss who would win in a fight between two infamous dictators who ruled with an iron fist, aswell discover the unlikeliest of origins in such tyranny, what happens when you try to start an 'Occupy Hell' movement, and just how Marvel's leading anti-hero comes to grips with the simplest of concepts: headgear. Be sure to whore yourself out on this episode.THE DORK KNIGHT... ENCAPSULATED? THE BYRD WONDER... EMANCIPATED?HAVE THE FEATHERS OF JUSTICE BEEN THOROUGHLY PLUCKED?Tune in to find out!

The Off-Panel Podcast

DOWNLOADIn which the crew unfortunately suffers a setback, only to rise like the phoenix and begin anew! In this special edition episode, OPP is led by a crew of two who go onto plug other podcasts before remembering what the podcast is actually about. Following that, the two rummage through the week's picks and ponder what it'd be like to have a DC: MAX line, the perks of being a pizza guy, one company's perceived failure on a level of Liefeldian proportions, and continually insult the other absent members of the crew for no apparent reason.Featured in this week's episode: Reviews of DC's latest, one of Marvel's newest releases, the penultimate issue of a secondary volume run, the annual weekly shoutout to Jason Aaron's Scalped, and discussions revolving around the "Second Wave" and one creator's three-way... promotions.Starting this week, Subscribe to The Off-Panel Podcast on iTunes!And don't forget to also subscribe to OPP's sister podcast, The Dork Knights!

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Dork Knights #2 - Because I Bought It In Japan

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2012


Listen Here!In which The Dimwitted Duo try and fail to keep the topic off of comics, as brief origins of the podcast are discussed at a brisk pace before diving into the pitfalls of internet expectations, comic books with questionable mythos, a discussion about the most unlikely of disguises, and finish off with the first of many terrible podcast games to grace the DK archives. Stay clear of getting podcast aids from this episode.THE BYRD WONDER... INCONCEIVABLE? THE DORK KNIGHT... INCONSOLABLE?Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #1 - You Can Quote Me On That

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2012


Listen Here!In which a bold new initiative is made in the way of internet broadcasting - two dudes talking to eachother about geeky crap! Wait, what? No, it's the first episode of the Dork Knights podcast! Witness the harrowing and slightly boring back-and-forth of two friends who couldn't be more alike and more different at the same time, as they engage in tales of debauchery so foul that you may leave offended. And that's our guarantee.WILL THE DIMWITTED DUO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF DRY WIT AND SEXUAL HUMOR? One hint, the best is yet to come...

Dork Knights
Dork Knights #3 - They Say He Can't Be Killed...

Dork Knights

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2012


Listen Here!In which the Dimwitted Duo return with an extra long episode - following an unnoticed absence - to tell the tales of one podcaster's unHellish week offline, before delving into an incredibly long and incredibly dry conversation about the merits of the idiot box over the big screen, try to define escapism for those with the mental capabilities of gerbils, spend far too much time setting up a final bit, and finally discuss what it's like being the Witness on the block during the holidays. SPOILER ALERT: It sucks. 

Nebcast
Episode 59 - The Dork Knights Return

Nebcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2010 37:51


Minis Mayham
Minis Mayham 14 - The Dork Knights Return

Minis Mayham

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2009


Teny asks me a whole bunch of questions regarding the Ultimate Missions books and other fun stuff. We lament a certain Bouncer named Dalton and remember that nobody...NOBODY...puts Baby in a corner. God Bless!

Minis Mayham
Minis Mayham 14 - The Dork Knights Return

Minis Mayham

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2009


Teny asks me a whole bunch of questions regarding the Ultimate Missions books and other fun stuff. We lament a certain Bouncer named Dalton and remember that nobody...NOBODY...puts Baby in a corner. God Bless!

Nebcast
Episode 21 - The Dork Knights

Nebcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2009 153:34