Don't Touch The Bugles Podcast

In this weeks episode, the guys discuss farming extravaganza's, Bran Flake dilemmas, how best to survive a possible Coronavirus self isolation and the big one this week, what would be your Top Trump high score power? Finally, there's Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes an expensive Tinder date for one tight fisted chancer! This episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @chunkybugle and @vancan41

In this weeks episode, the guys discuss unlimited ribs and wings night, road rage, work, work work and car maintenance issues. The bulk of this week's airtime, however, is reading through the masses of replies (or confessions) to the question 'you know you're getting old when....?'. We're sure you'll relate to at least one of them! There's a quick Dear Deirdre, except it's Dear Sheila and the eyebrow raising problem of poorly placed adverts next to shocking headlines. This episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @chunkybugle and @alexdiddly

In this weeks episode, the guys discuss emergency dentists, there's a Bugle birthday, Coronavirus conspiracy theories and giving up chocolate. This week's topic is all about some R-E-S-P-E-C-T and who's lost yours and of course, there's Weird Shit of the Week which includes a sub goalie with a difference. This episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, vancan41 and @teddypaling

This week, The Bugles talk dental issues, the Sky Line Gang, Ted's knee operation and the effects of doing YouTube research, Nerf gun wars, a Swift fight and stupid burglars. This week's topic is 'What job could you lie to get' and there also another instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which includes a story about a get away first date with a difference. This episode is brought to you by vancan41, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

In this weeks episode, the guys discuss more speed awareness, storm Ciara, Love Monsters, being scammed online, inconsiderate smokers, Schofield-gate, the best and worst thing about being a man or a woman and of course, there's Weird Shit of the Week which includes a story about a kids toy and a snowflake. This episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, vancan41, @jiggsofbugle, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

In this weeks episode, the guys talk about what happened after the Bugles podcast birthday bash, drunken promises, early nights, secretly taking a ninja poo, interview dilemmas and Radox jizz. The Bugles also reveal what they have been tricked into believing and there's the long awaited return of Weird Shit of the Week, which of course includes the world dildo! This episode is brought to you by @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling  

It's our one year birthday, or anniversary......or is it both, maybe we call it a birthday-versary? Well, whatever you decide to call it, just make sure you download and listen to this drunken, celebratory episode of Don't Touch The Bugles as the guys relive some of their favourite moments of the last 51 episodes (and a bit) from the last year. Thank you for your continued support and please continue to pass the pod! With love, @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling and @vancan41 And hey, as it's our birthday, you can download this episode a few hours early. Enjoy!

Welcome to episode 51 of Don't Touch The Bugles, hosted by @jiggsofbugle. This week, we've had to improvise on the spot as our recording equipment broke down on us so apologies in advance if it's not the usual quality you've come to expect.  Anyway, as the saying goes, "it's quality, not quantity" and we've got a quality episode for you! The guys start off with a review of last week's Strawbear festival (check out our bonus episode for our live recording). They also discuss The Bugles League 3 punishment ideas and share a sneaky plan on how to avoid paying for a prang in your car. Diddly's Amazon review of the week is back before they move onto the main topic this week, debating which sports really shouldn't be sports.  And after a long absence, Weird Shit of the Week is back in which the Bugles discuss a flying pig from China.....because, well, why wouldn't you? Get ready for next week's episode - it's our 1 year birthday!! Check out social media for more information. This episode was brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

This episode does what is says on the tin.....it's a bonus episode with tales from the Strawbear festival featuring some Bugles, and some special guests!

@alexdiddly is back to host episode 50 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast and in a way that no other Bugle could, he decided he dress for the part. See our Instagram page (@buglespodcast) to see what we mean! With almost a full house, the guys start this week with a catch up on things gone by since they were all together. There's historic news about some famous Golden Arches, a near punch up with an OAP and a birthday trip to the hills - this time in suitable footwear. And then onto this week's topic - first and favourite tipples. Remember when you were a kid and desperate to try beer, realising you hated the taste of it but slowly growing to love it until it's all you can think about? Me neither, but for some of the Bugles, that was a journey into adulthood they'll never forget! Ales, spirits, mixers, cocktails and more, this episode has all the drunken stories you could think of so crack open a fresh one, turn the volume up and enjoy. This episode was brought to you by: @alexdiddly, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @teddypaling and @chunkybugle

@teddypaling is your host for episode 49 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where a group of friends get together each week and talk about the most random of topics.  This week, the guys start with a catch up on their respective weeks before moving onto the main event - a massive debate about who the most overrated actors and actresses are and which films are the most overrated to ever grace the big screens. It's a short write up but it's a long and entertaining episode so make sure you download, listen, share and review another classic instalment from your favourite Bugle loving brothers. This week's episode was brought to you by: @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @jiggsofbugle and @angelobugle P.s. - Why not join our Discord channel? Download the free Discord app and contact us for the private invite address. You can then experience the day to day banter of the cast from Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

Happy New Year, Bonne Année, Buon Anno and for anyone in Wales, Blwyddyn Newydd Dda! Welcome to episode 48 of Don't Touch The Bugles and what better way to start the new decade than by listening to your favourite group of Bugle loving brothers! This week, @chunkybugle brings us into the new year with a ramble from each of this weeks three Bugles talking about what they got up to over the festive period. They then discuss this weeks topic which fittingly is all about New Years resolutions and New Year fads. Unsurprisingly, the words food, alcohol, gym and I gave up come up....a lot! Anyway, ease yourself back into your daily routine by downloading this episode and once you've laughed your way through it, leave us a review. This weeks episode is brought to you by: @chunkybugle, @vancan41 and @angelobugle

If you're bored during this Christmas lull, sick of the copious amount of Turkey sandwiches and ready to drop a smackdown on your siblings then worry not because @angelobugle is here to host another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles with his fellow corn snack loving brothers! A week after recording episode 46 (if you know, you know!), the guys kick things off with some unfortunate headlines that have made the news, there's a new toilet that employers are looking to bring in that 'cracks' down on time wasting, the guys rant about joint Facebook accounts and there's a guy who shot himself in the foot.....no seriously, that's not a play on words, he literally did it on purpose! Then it's onto the main topic this week which is 'if money, experience and qualifications was not an issue, what would be your dream job'. Watch out David Dickinson, Matt Le Blanc, Mr Bean and co as The Bugles are coming for you! As ever, all this and more to wrap up a debut 2019 for the guys from Don't Touch The Bugles.....known to their friends as @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @alexdiddly and @vancan41 Still bored from the Christmas break? Go and subscribe to our YouTube channel and see our 2019 behind the scenes videos.  

You better watch outYou better not cryYou better not poutI'm telling you why   @Vancan41is comin' to town, (oh yeah!) Ellwood...is coming.....to town......and he's presenting episode 46 of Don't Touch The Bugles so if this pre amble didn't give it away (as well as the title of this podcast!) it's a Bugles Christmas Special.   All six Bugles are together for a Christmas extravaganza and as you'd expect nothing less, during this episode The Bugles talk about Christmas traditions including dinners; mince pies, mulled wines, favourite festive songs, stressful Christmas shopping and of course, presents!   From everyone at Don't Touch The Bugles, have a Merry Christmas and when your family start getting on your nerves during Boxing Day, download an episode you may have missed this year and hit subscribe whilst you're there.   This episode was brought to you by: @vancan41, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling, @jiggsofbugle and @angelobugle      

@jiggsofbugle is your host this week and he comes bearing gifts but you'll have to wait before you find out what that's all about! In this episode, The Bugles talk about speeding tickets, unsociable dads, the responsibility of looking after kids on a school trip before there's another instalment of 'Diddly's Amazon Review of the Weeeeeek'. It's then onto this weeks main topic which is 'who is the most overrated band or artist ever?'. As you'd expect, the mix of debate, piss taking and camaraderie is clear for all to hear and there's a bucket full of suggestions from our listeners.......all of this nicely sandwiches Jiggs' surprise. Download, listen, review and subscribe to this hilarious group of Bugle loving friends! This episode is brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @angelobugle, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling and @alexdiddly

Before the NHS give him a call so that he can go under the knife and have his cock snapped and put back together......sorry, his knee snapped and put back together, @teddypaling is your host for episode 44 of Don't Touch The Bugles. It's the usual round up of their respective weeks and The Bugles chew the fat over a number of things including the exciting news that they are now recording from their new podcast HQ. Talk then turns to protecting your stash of porn, losing bank cards, being a stranger in your own home, eating tinned roast dinners and what swearing really means about a you. Ted gives details of a plan to record his memoirs and stream them on YouTube ('OU TUBE!) and Jiggs shares a story that involves him nearly coming to blows with a group of vegans. Please note: no sausage rolls were harmed in said fight! There's all of this and much more so make sure you download, subscribe and #passthepod to your friends! This week's episode is brought to you by: @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @alexdiddly, @angelobugle and @jiggsofbugle  

It's everyone's favourite Sardinian (because Angelo is claiming the title of being everyone's favourite Italian!) @alexdiddly is your host for episode 43 of Don't Touch The Bugles. Whilst usual DTTB tradition is to start each week reminiscing over events from the past 7 days of their lives, this week was Thanks Giving so it made sense for The Bugles to discuss what they give thanks for. This is then followed by the usual mix of the weird and wonderful topics spoken about on this podcast from sending nudes to interesting looking Tesla's. The main topic of the week, however, is fashion disasters and god almighty have The Bugles had some. I'd be surprised if you, the listener, didn't relate to most of these. After a brief hiatus, Weird Shit of the Week is back with stories including a head getting stuck somewhere it really shouldn't have, a diesel theft gone wrong, a Thanks Giving invite disaster and the mistake of leaving your phone unlock and unattended around your friends. Finally, Diddly has a new game to for everyone which has aptly been titled "Diddly's Amazon Review of the Week". It's everything you would expect and more! What are we all thankful for this Thanks Giving? A 5 star review so please leave us one on iTunes and tell your friends about us. This week's podcast was brought to you by: @alexdiddly, @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle and @teddypaling

Welcome to another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where a group of Bugle loving friends get together and talk about random topics. This week, your host is @angelobugle, ready to conduct another hour of pure madness. This week, Jiggs makes a revelation about his big boss, Ellwood has a go karting disaster and there's talk of complaining when having meal out at a restaurant. It's then onto the final round of The Bugles League. We know who is taking the top prize but who will be left a the bottom of the pile - to be fair, it's probably the Bugle that wants a group of men on top of him anyway!! Finally, it's this weeks' topic - hand pick your celebrity family. That's right, The Bugles choose their own dad, mum, siblings and pet and reveal why. Believe us when we say, there's some eye raising choices. Download this episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and don't forget to leave an iTunes review and subscribe so you never miss an episode. This week's podcast is brought to you by: @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

@chunkybugle is your host for episode 41 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where six Bugle loving friends talk about the most random and off topic of things and what a better way to start this week than with Teddy admitting to abandoning a family member so that he could go home to watch BBC's Match of the Day. Jiggs talks through some of the weird things he saw from watching 'Surviving R Kelly', Diddly talks about his new legend of a friend, Doug, and Angelo explains how he overcame his tree top challenge. There's the penultimate round of The Bugles League before the guys run through this weeks topic - what is the most random fact that you know. Jeez, some of these really are strange! Please leave us a review on iTunes and don't forget to recommend this podcast to someone you hate.....uh, we mean, a friend of family member who doesn't mind swearing. This weeks podcast is brought to you by @chunkybugle, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle P.s. for all of your design needs, make sure you visit www.alexdeidda.com

Wow, another milestone episode as @jiggsofbugle presents episode 40 of Don't Touch The Bugles and having recorded episode 39, high on life (and alcohol), The Bugles are in surprisingly chipper mood. First up, it's time for the final Bugle birthday of the year as Diddly opens his gifts and out of the blue, Teddy surprises everyone with some gifts too. There's then a recap of last weeks outing in Sheffield including Jiggs' winning dance off with a random challenger to his throne. A quick round of The Bugles League is followed by the return of arguably the funniest topic of the year so far.....it's the return of 'Would You Rather...?'. Finally, it's this weeks instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which includes food turning into alcohol, dodgy white stains on clothing and new words for the English dictionary. As always, it's all of this and much more for your favourite group of potty mouths! This weeks episode is brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @angelobugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

Welcome to episode 39 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast, this week recorded live in Sheffield by five of your favourite podcasting friends all intoxicated with help from Captain Morgan's finest spiced rum - although he didn't sponsor it! @vancan41 is your host this week and the guys get off to the usual round up of what's been happening in their world this week. The topic this week is 'If crime was legal for 24 hours, what would you do?' and listeners of the show did not disappoint with some creative, if somewhat fucked up, answers. More random and off-piste topics continue before it's Weird Shit of the Week which includes a second helping of chimney poops and a home run orgasm device. We would apologise for the swearing and raucousness of this episode but what's the point? You obviously love it and that's why you keep coming back for more......and if all of that is true, then why not leave us a review on iTunes and help us to become famous so that we don't need to work anymore. Expect @angelobugle of course, he'll still have to edit the podcast!  Thank you and enjoy. This week's podcast was brought to you by: @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

Fresh from his explosive rant last week, Teddy is your host for this weeks episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and if we may say so ourselves, what an episode it is! Jiggs kicks things off with talk of a hot date....and not with his wife, Ted admits to an almighty cock up involving his car and there's a follow up to the urinal conversation from last week's episode. Angelo shares a hilarious car advert he's seen on the internet which is given 10 out of 10 for creativity. It's then onto The Bugles League for another week before Weird Shit of the Week which includes stories of McLovin volume 2 and travelling to somewhere that sounds similar to the place you actually wanted to be. I'll be honest, it's Sunday and I'm (Angelo) feeling somewhat hungover so to wrap up this episode synopsis - other funny shit was said but I can't be arsed to write about it. Who even reads these things anyway?!  Just download it and listen to it for yourself. This episode was brought to you by: @teddypaling @jiggsofbugle @vancan41 @angelobugle @alexdiddly

Hellloooo listeners new and old - Angelo is here to host episode 37 of Don't Touch The Bugles. Jiggs has finally worn some of The Bugles down and convinced them to start acting like the man-children that they truly are, abandon their responsibilities, and download and start playing the game Destiny on the PlayStation. They then explore Jiggs' new ink before the man himself gives a bit of love to some fellow podcasts from around the globe. They each, unprompted, talk about being caught red handed trying to relieve themselves in public before Angelo reveals he's watched another film taking his lifetime tally to about 7! There's a few terrible jokes, bee sure not to miss those, before The Bugles League kicks off. With no Weird Shit of the Week.....this week, there's two more topics that are discussed. Firstly, what would be the titles of their autobiographies and why and secondly, what childish things do The Bugles still do now as adults. As expected, there are some disturbing answers for both questions! Share the podcast love and leave us a review on iTunes because good, bad or ugly, we love hearing from you. Until next week......enjoy the show. This weeks podcast is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle and @teddypaling

The man more Fen than the Strawbear himself, @chunkybugle, is your host for episode 36 of Don't Touch The Bugles. It's the usual random chat to start this weeks' episode and talk soon turns to Teddy's impending knee operation. It's probably time to put your sandwich down when you listen to this as it gets squeamish at one point. Anyway, by the sounds of it, in the near future we'll be recording this podcast whilst emptying his bedpan and fluffing his pillows!! Angelo then asks the question the whole population can relate to......have you ever pulled a sickie from school or work? I'm not saying The Bugles would do such a thing but the words 'fake dentist appointment, go-karting, Edinburgh, Nottingham, going on strike and faking an injury to catch a flight' appear in this section of the episode. Diddly provides the group with a bit of dashboard porn before he hosts another round of The Bugles League which takes us to the half way point of the competition. Ellwood then asks what song gets you most pumped up and willing to run through a brick wall? (WARNING: don't try this at home, make a mess at someone else's house instead). No doubt you'll have heard of some of these classic head boppers, whilst others will get you reaching for an old copy of your Encarta '95 CD for reference. The Bugles even talk through the first cassette or CD they first ever purchased. We'll say no more! Finally, it's everyone's favourite news update, it's Weird Shit of the Week which includes tales of urinals being banned, horseplay by a teen, a stag do stitch up, a VAR machine not working in the Saudi football league and a very fake heart attack. Download, listen and share this fun filled, 6 man episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. This week's episode was brought to you by: @chunkybugle, @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly and @teddypaling.

He's back, fresh from two weeks cruising around the motherland, @alexdiddly is your host for episode 35 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. So where do things start this week? Well, it's the place that separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and the smart from the.....anyway, its The Bugles League and @chunkybugle is your quiz master. There's a quick review of Diddly's wedding now that he's back with the Bugles including a recap of Angelo's music fuck up on the day and the moment everyone has been waiting a lifetime for, to meet Diddly's Poppa. Diddly then shares tales from his honeymoon including the rudeness of people in airports, getting stopped at security, taking the wrong direction on a walk to the beach and cleaning his trainers to make them "fem fresh".  Someone disrespects the DTTB badge whilst Angelo was away on holiday whilst a different passenger held the flight up.  Chunk tells of his new fitness regime before it's onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes gold toilets, farting criminals, a potty milestone and McDonalds-gate. As ever, all this and much more from the best podcast on the planet*. This weeks episode is brought to you by @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling and @angelobugle] *may contain lies

Is it just us or do these podcast titles keep getting worse? Ah well, fuck it.....they seem to grab your attention and hey, we won't judge if you don't! The Captain himself, @vancan41, is here to host the latest episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. From the off, Angelo gets a battering for his 'tidy' ways and the levels of his OCD are brought into question. Actually, here's one for all of you listeners. When does an OCD trait start to become a superstition? The Bugles debate this and more and there's even a story of a guy who only ever eats baked beans.  The Bugles discuss how non-drivers love to tell drivers how to drive, reminiscing of a food fight down the A1, six lads topping 100mph in a 1 litre Toyota Yaris, fuel problems and road rage (shout out to Ronnie Pickering!). This podcast is all about giving back and The Bugles talk about having a 'Bugles Charity Day'. Six strapping men offering their services to the world, to give something back to the community and to try and make a difference to those most in need. If you could use a service like this or know of someone who could, get in touch by contacting buglespodcast@gmail.com There's the latest round of The Bugles League, this week hosted by Teddy, before an instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories of a $120,000 mistake and the strangest 'man of the match' award.....which of course comes from Russia! If you enjoy this podcast, why not share it with others? Pass the podcast and help us grow! This week's podcast is brought to you by @vancan41, @angelobugle and @teddypaling    

It's his lucky number but we're still not sure why (either that or we've forgotten!), that's right, @jiggsofbugle is back to host episode 33 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. The guys start this week with a tip of the cap to Diddly's wedding but don't worry, they save a full run down until the main man is back from his Honeymoon is Sardinia. Talk moves onto winning the lottery and how each of The Bugles would spend and/or share it. Jiggs reveals he has a doppelgänger - at least according to this phone - before he talks about a trip to Humberside with his work colleagues. There's more strange happenings on the UK roads as two more weird and wonderful sites are seen by some of the guys.  Angelo reveals that his package is exposed for all to see (we'll say no more) and they each share some incidents that have involved delivery drivers going rogue with their parcels. The Bugles each reveal the TV programs they can't stand watching and they then talk about a truly cringe worthy porno scene that was shared in their What's App group recently. Dear god is horrifically funny! Finally, the latest round of The Bugles League is back.....who will be the movers and shakers in this weeks episode? As ever, it's all of this and more from your favourite bunch of friendly reprobates. Open a packet of Bugles, kick back, relax and laugh. This week's podcast is brought to you by @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @vancan41 and @angelobugle 

@teddypaling is back from a three week absence to host episode 32 of Don't Touch The Bugles. The guys start this week with Teddy explaining where he has been during his time away from recording which included a trip to the land of multiple coloured sands, a drive up to the home of his nemesis and a lay up in bed with a rash. Chunk reveals how his 6 year old had to help him get into the local library and Angelo gives us an update on his German holiday....in Majorca, before sharing a new game he plays on Facebook's Marketplace. See @buglespodcast on Instagram for visuals. This week's main topic is 'First Cars'. Yes, whether it was a Fiat Panda or a Ferrari, your first car is always your pride and joy and when you're young, it's a pride of joy you decorate so poorly, it looks like "Smiley, Smiley" Carol Smillie has been working on it during an episode of 90's TV show Changing Rooms. The Bugles each share theirs before delving into those of the listeners. There's another round of The Bugles League before moving onto Weird Shit of the Week which includes stories involving people doing things they really shouldn't whilst driving, impersonating someone twice your age so you can use their passport and perfume you won't find in Boots any time soon. Don't forget to leave a review for Don't Touch The Bugles on iTunes and of course, 'pass the pod' to a friend or relative. This week's podcast is brought to you by @teddypaling, @chunkybugle and @angelobugle

Poppa Diddly's heir to the throne, @alexdiddly, is back to host episode 31 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where six brothers from other mothers chew the fat on the most random of topics. In typical, unscripted fashion, the guys start this weeks show with a treat from overseas as Diddly manages to get his Mediterranean hands on some non-standard flavours of everyones favourite cone shaped snack and the inspiration to the name of this podcast, it's Bugles! A pop song of old dedicated to everyone's favourite fake Mexican, Angelo, is shared with the group before his birthday gift reveal, part 2, commences. An invention from Diddly's Poppa goes worldwide and makes a TV appearance, there's an 18 mile bike ride with mega frustrations and an update on Teddy's charity ride too. Ellwood tells us all about his open and itchy gash, Chunk tells all about his 80's and 90's rave and there's a new king of the tea (not something we ever thought we'd talk about on here!) The Bugles League is back with a brand new jingle too and then its onto this weeks topic which is 'first and worst gigs'. Wow, listen up for some horrors! Finally, it's Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes Robot strippers, a Spanish drugs raid and a builder doing a shitty job! As ever, all this and more so download, share and enjoy. This week's episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @chunkybugle, @vancan41 and @alexdiddly 

Don't Touch The Bugles has hit another milestone everyone and this time it's the big 3-0, that's right.....The Bugles have managed to squeeze out every last drop of bullshit they have into 30 episodes and there'll be plenty more of where that came from so buckle up and enjoy, as @angelobugle is hosting. There's a very heartfelt and poignant message from Jiggs to start this week's episode and we urge you to listen to his very wise words carefully. Don't forget, it's always OK to ask for help and it's always OK not to be OK. If you don't have anyone to talk to, we sincerely mean it when we say, reach out to The Bugles for someone to share a problem with.  Then the guys recap on their week which includes talk of the annual Bugles and Buglettes summer bash. This year, there's a game which involved Diddly face planting the ground, Angelo's weak arm is exposed, Chunk dropping balls on his face and Ellwood paying someone to 'lick the cricket'. Angelo talks about another stupid impulse buy from the weekend, Jiggs had a new claim to fame only weeks after the guys revealed all theirs, there's an update from a Bugle who recently went Glamping and the guys each share their life mottos. It's then onto this week's topic which is 'What would you put into room 101?'. This is the chance for the Bugles to convince one another that they have something so annoying, it should be banished and never to be seen again. There's even listener nominations - and some bloody good ones too! Enjoy as ever and listen again next week for more from your favourite podcast. P.s. - check out our YouTube channel for our new monthly behind the scenes video. Just search for Don't Touch The Bugles on YouTube. This week's episode is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @chunkybugle, @vancan41 and @alexdiddly 

@JiggsofBugle is your host this week as The Bugles are back at Podcast HQ for another episode of your favourite show. Things start with a flashback to last weeks show as some late 'Claim to Fame' entries from listeners are read out before The Bugles each discuss who the most famous celebrity they've physically met before is.  There's a Salt and Vinegar crisp debate, talk about two rappers (just to be clear, that's rappers not wrappers!) and then out of the blue, another Bugle turns up......along with a cryptic message from his dad. You can probably guess which Bugle it is but can you work out what Poppa was saying? It's one of the Bugles birthday and a surprise gift opening takes place before things move onto the main topic this week. Now you need to listen carefully to this bit because it could happen in real life and the guys have you sorted should that ever happen. The topic this week is 'how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Just a little warning for you, don't follow @angelobugle's ideas, some would say they're a tad on the unrealistic side of things! Finally, it's Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories involving sex prevention toilets, a Thai chef who went AWOL on his way home, Donald Trump being Donald Trump and there's a Cabbage-gate update. All this and much much more from the fanatics of crunchy cone shaped snacks, which this week included @chunkybugle, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle   

We're on the fun bus again this week as the Bugles take a trip down the road from Podcast HQ to Casa Ellwood as the Canadian wanabee, @vancan41, is back to host episode 28. There's no maple syrup on show for this episode but the guys do get off to a sweet start by chowing through some mammoth sized doughnuts whilst Angelo heads back to podcast HQ to get some of the vital recording equipment he forgot. What a douche! As ever, it's another random catch up of the week gone by including Ellwood's rejected dinner date and a Bugles golfing day out which resulted in them being eaten alive by mozzies. Ouchie! There's an update on the Don't Touch The Bugles podcast YouTube channel (go check it out by the way!) and whilst we're getting digital, listeners of episode 27 will remember Jiggs put a half eaten tub of Marmite on Ebay. Did it sell? On that note, the Bugles come up with a mini Ebay challenge of their own but we won't say what it is....find out in this episode. Teddy talks about a previous run in with the boys in blue - no, not his beloved Everton but rather the long arm of the law! Finally, the guys get onto their 'claims to fame' which include being on TV, being on the radio, being in the newspaper and the most obvious one, being a Bugle!  Please, please support this independent podcast by leaving us a review on iTunes, Podbean, Spotify or any other platform you listen to Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.  Download your way to another hour of fun, this week brought to you by @vancan41, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling, @jiggsofbugle and @angelobugle

@chunkybugle is back to host episode 27 of your favourite podcast - well we hope it is! This weeks show starts with Chunk's new look and let's just say, we have two celebrities on hand to help you work out who he looks like. Talk then turns to another device eaves dropping on one of the Bugles, Area 51 and the Bugles being described as "British as fuck!". There's also an exclusive opportunity to buy a *world famous piece of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast memorabilia from eBay! One of the Bugles shares a prank he was at the end of this week and there is also a debate on how much the tooth fairy should pay out.  Then it's onto this weeks big topic which is Heroes and Idols. The guys each share theirs however this part of the podcast comes with a disclaimer as unbeknown to the Bugle loving boys, there seems to be a weird noise.....almost like an electrical current running through them? Either that or a ghost has taken over! Anyway, apologies in advance but it soon sorts itself out. Finally, the guys wrap things up with another round of weird shit of the week. Download and enjoy another hour of man-childish carnage brought to you this week by @chunkybugle, @teddypaling, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle. *May contain lies

This week @teddypaling brings you "The Three Amigos" podca…..no, wait, stop....we're lying, he's actually hosting episode 26 of Don't Touch The Bugles but there are only two other Bugles with him this week. Worry not listeners, it's still it's as entertaining as ever. The guys start talking about what has been happening in the week since the last episode was recorded and talk soon turns to a family member taking a trip to casualty (the emergency part of the hospital, not the BBC drama!) for a broken bone. Naturally, this leads to them speaking of "serious" injuries they've encountered over the years and of course, more trips to the hospital. There's a quick shout out for notable anniversary and birthdays before the guys move onto the main topic of the week which is "jobs at home or work that never get done if you don't do them". The Bugles had to be careful not to out their better halves so they included some of their own faults too! Please do leave us a review on iTunes.....good, bad or ugly, the cast of Don't Touch The Bugles always love to hear what you think of the podcast. Bugles on the show this week: @teddypaling, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

We have made it to the quarter of a century mark, the big 25 and @alexdiddly is on hand to show you the ropes.....along with special guest Daisy Dog. The guys kick things off with an update of the weekend's events including the meeting of Poppa Diddly and his strict instructions, a failed anniversary outing, heat sending people crazy and a special date night for one of the Bugles. This week's main topic is First Crush. We're not going to give away who the guys admit to having a liking for however there are some real blasts from the past with the names that appear. Then it's onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes a lady who is married to something - not someone, the effects of buying discount Gucci trainers, Weird eBay sales and short-shorts and bum bags.  It's the hottest day of the year when this was recorded so download the podcast, grab a Calippo, put the sun screen on and don't forget to #passthepod.

Welcome to episode 24 of Don't Touch The Bugles, hosted by @angelobugle, everybody's second favourite Italian (at least according to @alexdiddly!) The guys start with random chat about a friend of one of the Bugles who is about to hit his century, and we don't mean in cricket, and his salute from his friends. Talk then moves onto how somebody got a tattoo of pop sensation of old, Cher. Or did they? Oops! To mix things up a bit this week, the Bugles start with Weird Shit of the Week which includes stories of a gimp suit offender, ghost anal sex, spying technology, an affair revenge and a Wild, Wild, Netflix recommendation. This week's main topic is Worst Ever Impulse Purchases. As ever, we don't like to spoil the surprise so you need to do two things: 1) Download episode 24 of Don't Touch The Bugles and 2) follow @buglespodcast on Instagram to see photos of some of the purchases. Jesus - some of them are shameful!!! Finally, the guys wrap up with a bit of 'Dear Bugles'......the podcast version of 'Dear Deirdre' whereby the Bugles give advice to real life problems and yes, they are weird and wonderful problems! Download, listen and enjoy friends and don't forget to #passthepod 

@JiggsofBugle is back to host episode 23 of Don't Touch The Bugles! The guys kick things off with a round up of their week before Jiggs surprises everyone and takes them all on a trip down memory lane to episodes of old with a quiz. As with every quiz, there are points and what do points make? PRIZES! Well, in this particular quiz, you only get a prize for losing and if you get a prize for losing, you my as well change the word prize to forfeit! Then it's onto this week's main topic which is 'lies your parents told you as a child'. As ever, we won't spoil the surprise but there are a lot of parents out there for have some confessions to make. And of course, it wouldn't be an episode of Don't Touch The Bugles if we didn't have Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes tales of buying a mansion with your best friends, a new trick to avoid having to pay for excess baggage weight and nurses who eat a cake they really shouldn't have. Take the weight off your feet, kick your shoes off, get comfortable and listen to the latest episode of your favourite podcast. Then, once you've done that, listen to this episode of Don't Touch The Bugles (obviously we're joking, you don't really have to take your shoes off!) Don't forget to look for us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube.

Teddy is in charge of proceedings this week as he welcomes you, every man on the planet and his dog, to episode 22 of Don't Touch The Bugles. It's a three man podcast this week and the guys kick things off with a round up of their respective, and eventful weeks which include stories of a distinct lack of attendees to a prestigious sporting event, a Bugle who lost their shit and had a fight and another Bugle who had a fight to try and lose his shit......it'll make sense when you listen to it. It's then onto this week's topic of choice - Near Death Experiences! The Bugles share their own close brush with the grim reaper which include stories involving a swimming pool elevator, a trip to the hospital, a lucky lay-by, 9 lives tattoos and making front page news for being creating a city gridlock. The Bugles, guided by Teddy, then move onto Weird Shit of The Week, your regular update of crazy happenings around the globe. This week, stories are told involving football kits gone wrong and one that looks like a Burger King staff uniform, incorrectly being pronounced dead, a criminal toilet blocker and a name change with a body part/animal hybrid. Dear oh dear.... Teddy than has a surprise up his sleeve (metophically speaking of course, he had a t-shirt on because we finally have sun!) and introduces two games to the guys. First up, he plays the role of Matthew Kelly as they play 'Stars in their Eyes'.....or should that be 'Stars in their Mouths'?. He then takes inspiration from 80's children's TV presenter, Timmy Mallett and plays a bit of word association but with a difference. Download and enjoy the latest episode of wackiness from your favourite group of lovers for coned shaped snacks! 

We've brought the big guns out for this week's episode and they don't come much bigger (or better) than your host, @chunkybugle. The Bugles reminisce over last week's annual Bugles day of drinking in Nottingham and a lot of "Oh yeah, I forgot about that" is heard. Last week's episode recording finished at The Secret Garden but what happened after that? Only one way to find out, so make sure you hit download . Then it's onto the main topic of the week which is 'stupid things you've done when drunk'. As ever, you won't find any spoilers in this synopsis but the title of this episode should give you a flavour of what's to come. The guys then move onto this week's instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which includes a remedy on how to overcome the issue of 'whoever smelt it, dealt it', a cake with a mistaken identity and the very naughty GOAT lookalike. Tut, Tut! Hit download, subscribe, tell a friend and enjoy Don't Touch The Bugles. Don't forget, you can see behind the scenes recording footage of previous episodes, including last week's Nottingham trip, on our official YouTube 'OOOUUU TUBE' channel. Just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

This week you're invited to the Don't Touch The Bugles podcast party in Nottingham! The Bugles are quite literally drinking all day as they reminisce on where it all started four years ago - it's up to you if you want to bring a bottle but either way, sit back, relax and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs as @Vancan41 AKA Ellwood AKA Captain Canada, is your host this week in this 'access all areas', on the road episode!  Ellwood kicks things off with a game of Tequila roulette but things aren't quite as they seem. Has the bar tender stitched them all up? Are they trying to stitch each other up? Did they even get Tequila? We won't spoil the surprise but make sure you check it out.  Then it's onto the main topic of the week which is Regrets. Whilst recording this section of the podcast in Ye Old Trip to Jerusalem (who claim it's the oldest pub in England) the guys share some of theirs which involve nearly breaking a shoulder, an all you can eat Chinese buffet, someone peeing where they shouldn't have and a Vodka challenge.....and yes, these stories are as bad as they sound. There's a surprise from a special friend of the show before The Bugles make a trip over town to The Secret Garden, an open air bar in Nottingham and record Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories involving a disgusting food museum, a tattoo for Tesco, blinding benefits, American Pie style love making (but with something else instead of an apple pie), being caught red handed buying sex toys when you shouldn't and singing seals - but not the 'Kiss from a Rose' kind of seal! Finally, the now intoxicated Bugles play a game of 'Never Have I Ever'. You know, the game where you read a statement out and if you have done it, you drink. Let's just say, some of the Bugles seem to drink round after round after round!! Top up that glass, hit download (and subscribe whilst you're there!!) and enjoy the madness of this episode. A YouTube 'OOOUUU TUBE' video of the day's antics will be on our official channel soon so make sure you head over and subscribe to that so you don't miss it.

We keep talking about the most random of things on Don't Touch The Bugles podcast and you keep coming back for more. Well, as you seem to love it so much, here's another episode for you and this week, @Alexdiddly is your host. Whilst the purpose of this synopsis is to inform you of what's spoken about, or rather, debated on each episode, some surprises are worth waiting for. All we'll say is this: Diddly brings a surprise topic to the table which forms the basis of the episode name. OK, OK, so you want a hint....here goes: it's not basketball, you don't have to visit Maryland or Nice to get them and as our good friend Beyoncé said (sort of), "if you like it then you should have put a party ring on it!". We'll leave it with you... Then it's onto the main topic of the week which is Bad or Unusual Habits. The guys share some of theirs, which involve aeroplanes, butter, potty mouths, cereal, superstitions and one habit that almost every time nearly burning the house down! You HAVE to listen to some of these, heck, you might even do some of them yourself! And then, of course, it's onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories involving a lap dancing protest, getting caught speeding for a shit reason, bubble tea, sending a text to the wrong person....or company and finally one celebrity randomly offering another one out for a fight. You can imagine what happened next, The Bugles then take it in turns to say who they would like to fight and one celebrity is wanted by two Bugles!  Download and listen to the latest episode of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast that feels like a big bear hug from six of your best unknown mates. Also, Don't forget - check out and subscribe to our YouTube page where you will find lots of behind the scenes footage from this episode and previous ones too. ADVANCE WARNING: Next week, Don't Touch The Bugles will be recording from Nottingham as part of our annual day drinking trip. This is also the day in which loser of The Bugles League, @Chunkybugle, will be forced to do his forfeit. Make sure you don't miss that episode!!

Normal service is resumed as the guys are back to podcast HQ with an almost full quote of Bugles for you as Angelo hosts episode 18. The guys kick things off with an Amsterdam recap before Jiggs is pulled up for the use of some of his colourful language! It's then onto Weird Shit of the Week and topics include a wedding with a twist, an explosive mobile phone, chocolate treats and a very very overdue library book. This week, the main topic of conversation is Dates Gone Wrong. The guys each share theirs with some amazing stories before they're matched by those of the listeners. Definitely worth a listen to! Hit download, subscribe, leave a review but most of all just enjoy another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. P.s. This week, we have an exclusive 'Behind the Scenes' video so don't forget to find us on YouTube - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

If you're reading this, then it's worked. That's right, with Jiggs as your host this week, half of the Bugles were recording in the UK and half were recording in Amsterdam preparing Diddly for his journey into married life. Together, we've managed to record episode 17 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast to bring you clips from both countries. By the end of this episode, you'll have more air miles than Richard Branson himself. So, over in the UK, Jiggs and Teddy start things off with a look back at their busy weeks before Diddly's Poppa makes another appearance with some harsh words for Diddly. I'm sure you'll agree with the Bugles, they were fully justified!  It's then onto the main topic this week which is Party Tricks. You know the sort - something a bit quirky that you can do, like a trick or skill, that others probably can't. That piece of magic that you have as your ace card up your sleeve to impress someone.........or in this case, make a tit of yourself. Both Teddy and Jiggs reveal theirs first before the first piece of time travel kicks in and the guys in Amsterdam share theirs too.  It's then back to the UK and onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories about an a train driver and his sex noises, a woman who pooped so hard she forgot about it and possibly the biggest full kit wanker of all time. Ted shares a story about his lost bank card and the struggle to regain possession of a damaged mobile phone that he doesn't even want before it's time to get back into Bill and Ted's phonebox and head over to Amsterdam again for an update on their Dutch antics. Hit download, subscribe, leave a review but most of all just enjoy another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. P.s. This week, we have another 'Behind the Scenes' video, again some UK based and some from The Dam, so don't forget to find us on YouTube - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

In the words of your host Diddly, welcome, one and all.....Friends, Lovers, Sisters and Brothers to episode 16 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.  As the American rock band Journey once famously sang, Don't Stop Believin', which is exactly what some of our Bugles had to do for the final round of The Bugles League. In life, there are winners and losers and whilst The Bugles are all losers in their own right, there can only be one loser for this 15 week marathon. Diddly provides the update we've all been waiting for with the result of who will be holding the drinking kitty, who will be subjected to random sex noises coming from his phone and ultimately, who has come last in The Bugles League challenge. Download this episode to find out and don't forget to stay tuned for our podcast which will be recorded in Nottingham on the day! This weeks main topic is Over Rated and Under Rated. The guys stick their fingers into Diddly's pouch (that's not a euphemism by the way!), pull out a random topic and they debate whether it's Over Rated or Under Rated. Never before has an episode of Don't Touch The Bugles caused such conflicting views and controversy. The Bugles then each share some of their own Over Rated and Under Rated things in life. Random isn't even the word! It's then onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories about an Airbnb booking that turns out nothing like it should, a game of squash and some vibrators and an AI Instagram account that looks very real. Long time listeners of the show will remember Diddly bringing a game to the podcast called "A Wheel of Pork-tune", a slight on the famous game, "A Wheel of Fortune". Let's just say, he's thought up another game and his ability to rhyme the word fortune is very strong! Hit download, listen and enjoy and as ever, don't forget to share Don't Touch The Bugles podcast with a friend, relative or colleague. Don't forget, you can find us on Facebook and YouTube too - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

Make sure you find space behind the sofa or under your duvet to listen to episode 15 of Don't Touch The Bugles......it's a scary episode - and not just because Teddy is in charge!  The Bugles are now down to the final challenge of The Bugles League and Teddy gives an update from last week as Angelo is not about, before he provides his own challenge and let's just say, it's a heavyweight challenge with a knock out ten points up for grabs again! This weeks main topic is Ghost Stories. The guys share their own spooky experiences, some of which will leave you with goose bumps and sleeping with the light on, before sharing those of the listeners. We don't want to give too much away or it will ruin your listening experience of this topic but trust us when we say, it's worth a listen if paranormal activity is of interest. Teddy then plays a game before moving onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories about a blind man who might not be blind, a KFC legend, unsuccessfully queue jumping and finally two words you never thought you'd hear in the same sentence - goat yoga - and yes, it is as it sounds! Hit download and listen to a very spooky instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.  Don't forget, you can find us on Facebook and YouTube too - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

Welcome back to another crazy, fun-filled episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast folks...….episode 14 to be precise and the captain of the Bugles ship this week is Angelo. To get over the sadness and disappointment of not having Ellwood and Jiggs on board this week, Angelo kick things off with a game titled The Don't Touch The Bugles, no laughing challenge. The purpose of the game is simple. Angelo reads out an awful joke to each Bugle and should he manage to avoid not laughing, he receives a point. The Bugles with the most points at the end of the two rounds wins a free pizza although it might not be what you, or the participating Bugles were expecting! Diddly next provides a quick update on his Poppa's text from episode 13. It was so hard to work out, we had to ask the man himself to clarify what he was proposing to do with Diddly's new shelf. Thankfully, he kindly obliged and eventually all became clear. The guys are now down to the penultimate challenge in all that remains of The Bugles League and an update from last week's challenge set by Jiggs is provided before Angelo gives everyone the chance to turn things on their head in his double-headed challenge for week 14 allowing for a massive 10 points to be won. Holy macaroni things are getting tense! This weeks main topic is fears and phobias. The guys run through their fears, some a bit weird and wonderful including a poor Bugle who split his sack, his seed went everywhere but the birds loved it - win/win unless you're the Bugle in question. Nothing is ever as it seems on this podcast so don't be surprised when you hear that the words sack, seed and birds are indeed a euphemism......or are they? ;o) It's then onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes stories about a golfing Croc, a new flavour of ice cream and a police pull over with a snappy surprise.  Finally, Diddly provides some insight on a musical gift from the DTTB to our listeners. You. Are. Welcome! Hit download and listen to the latest instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.  Don't forget, you can find us on Facebook and YouTube too - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

The number 13 is synonymous with bad luck. It's considered unlucky to have 13 guests at a dinner party, many buildings don't have a 13th floor and most people avoid getting married or buying a house on a day marked by this fearful number. But you can forget about all of that because today is your lucky day as Jigg's patches himself up and decides to play through the pain barrier to host episode 13 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.  Long time listeners of the podcast will remember that in episode 6 (Oh my God, they killed Teddy....you bastards!), Ellwood decided to throw out a quick fire round to get to know the rest of the Bugles. This week, it's payback, as Jiggs decides to put him through his paces and one question leads to Ellwood giving an update on his man-scaping. The guys give a once over on the upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog movie and based on the recently advertised trailer for it......well, let's just say Sonic needs to run back off to the wild and have a rethink about his latest career move! There is an update on a recent 'Game of Thrones vs Avengers: Endgame' poll that The Bugles ran on Instagram along with a bit of a review of the film. Don't worry, there aren't any spoilers. With only two more weeks remaining and everything still to play for, there's an update on The Bugles League from last week. Will this be an anti-climax or will it go down to the wire? Jiggs then sets a new challenge involving ladies football. Then it's onto the main event. The Bugles share their funny injury stories (should such a thing even exist) which range from hospital visits for tetnus jabs, stitches, burns, bruises, broken bones, electrocution, plasters and casts......and all of that is just for Diddly! They also share a few listener injuries for good measure. Having just admitted to having some really stupid injuries, they decide to reassure themselves that they're not the dumbest people on the planet and read through some of their Weird Shit of the Week. This week includes stories about a change in death row meals, a drug user trying to get clean....quite literally, an argument over a terrible cup of coffee and new laws involving Putin wearing make up. Come on, we do call it Weird Shit of the Week for a reason!! Finally, Diddly's Poppa makes another appearance and everybody, including Diddly himself, struggle to work out what's actually being said. If you can work it out, please get in touch. Seriously, please do! Hit download and listen to the latest jam-packed instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. Who knows, you might get lucky! Don't forget, you can find us on Facebook and YouTube too - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

Having survived some time away in the Yorkshire wilderness, Chunk, or "Chunky" as he's otherwise known, is back to host for this week's episode of your favourite podcast, Don't Touch The Bugles. It took him three attempts to get started, but they say third time's a charm so who are we to argue? The guys catch up after a busy drink-and-food heavy bank holiday Easter weekend before the conversation quickly turns towards Captain Teddy's new cruise liner! Hey, maybe we could record a podcast from the sea? Diddly's poppa is back (phew - we thought he'd gone AWOL!), this time not with a cryptic text to try and understand but with a story of a recent event including a packet of crisps and a confused bar man. Don't Touch The Bugles is usually recorded at about 8.30pm, usually on a Wednesday or Thursday with work following the very next morning. Well this week, some of the Bugles said they were staying up late and going out for a midnight event that would last three hours long.....we can only imagine what you're thinking but hit download to find out what they were up to. As ever, there's an update on The Bugles League from last week before host Chunk sets a new challenge involving an egg shaped ball. Speaking of eggs, check out the video that wealded an unprompted roar of "Whoahh!" as a reaction mid-recording. The guys talk about how they began their love affair with their respective football teams before moving onto this week's instalment of Weird Shit of the Week including stories of a 27 year long coma, getting botox quite literally down under and Ford's needless solutions to problems that don't exist. Hit download, listen to the latest crazy instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast and then SHARE it with a friend! Don't forget, you can find us on Facebook and YouTube too - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles.

El Capitan.....sorry, Ellwood is back as your host for this week's episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and he kicks things off with a game of Higher or Lower, much like the popular game show of old......but this time it includes Olives, Liquorish and Gherkins! The main topic this week is what was your worst punishment and what did you do to deserve it? Wow, some moments of honesty from the boys this week but some well deserved punishments were rightly handed out too by the sounds of it. They were little shits when they were younger and now they've grown up, they're even bigger shits! There's another update on The Bugles League from last week before Ellwood sets a new challenge involving a bat and ball sport. There's the weekly dose of Weird Shit of the Week and things go off on a tangent with a weird porn stash story amongst other things being discussed! Hit download and listen to the latest crazy instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. Find us on Facebook - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles

Famous number tens include landmarks such as Downing Street, famous sports personalities like Diego Maradona and of course, the number ten determines a knock out in boxing. Well, on that note, we have a knock out episode for you this week as we join that illustrious list of famous number tens with our very own tenth episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast (terrible pun there, I know!) Now, in the words of Jason Derulo on his hit single Ugly, this week we have "Diddly, Diddly, Diddly, Diddly" as your host and he starts proceedings with a surprise question for the other Bugles. As ever, there's an update on The Bugles League from last week before host Diddly sets a new challenge and there's a story to go with his choice this week but we won't spoil the surprise. As we enter the final few weeks of The Bugles League, can Chunk turn it around and pull someone else into his relegation battle? After last weeks game of True or False, Diddly plays one of his own with the Bugles having to guess whether the statement Diddly reads about himself actually happened or not. There's more Weird Shit of the Week including stories of crazy golf with a difference, a bit of linguistic genius from a football team and a very drunk man from China who climbs a telephone mast. What stupid stuff have the Bugles got up to when drunk? There's only one way to find out! Finally, the guys wrap it up with another game from Diddly. You've heard of Wheel of Fortune but have you heard of Wheel of...…(as if we're going to tell you on here - download to find out!!). NOT TO BE MISSED!! Hit download, chillax and listen to the latest crazy instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. Find us on Facebook - just search for Don't Touch The Bugles

Guess who's back, back again? Teddy's back, tell a friend......that's right, tell a friend about Don't Touch The Bugles Podcast and if you tell them Teddy's hosting, they'll probably be jumping for joy! The Bugles start by getting an update on last weeks' Greyhound racing result for The Bugles League and Angelo explains the wild goose chase had to go on to find out who won. Host Teddy then sets a new challenge but which Bugle will "Finnish" with maximum points next week? It's then time for another birthday surprise for one member of Don't Touch The Bugles before an update on the controversy caused by the crunchy vs smooth peanut butter debate. You'd be nuts to miss it as it took the @buglespodcast social media platforms by storm. Check it out on Instagram if you missed it. Teddy then plays a game of True or False with the Bugles having to guess whether the statement Ted reads about himself actually happened or not. This weeks main topic was "What was your first ever job and do you still do it now?". Career dreams of becoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and full time human McDonalds waste bins haven't quite worked out for some......but hey, there's still time! There's more Weird Shit of the Week including stories of sending something into space, an expensive eBay purchase, Swiss cheese getting funky and a whole lot more. Finally, the guys wrap it up with a sporting challenge from Ted. Hit download, sit back, relax and listen to the latest fun filled instalment of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast. Check out our behind the scenes footage and more on our YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHmixB6SfWzZQdUHOzBLb3g/videos