Flummoxed

Flummoxed No More: The Grep and Matt Podcast Who needs a shock mount? Anthony Fantano is cool, and we love him and his tier lists. Matt took the advice of RM Brown and has just named the podcast after their names. Matt steps down. 40 hours is too much. Jail, heck, both? Matt's Dog is a little monster.  Cartoons used to be about the war.  The rules of pool: the pool rules. Twitter: @MattyFlummox @Grepskii

Matt is blown away by the coolest thing anyone has ever said. An IRL banning. Coming in hot with Garrett being sad. Matt's twitter has peaked. Laughter exacerbates our colds. Doing man stuff. “I'm a handyman.” Electricity bows to no one. Crosby vs. Ovechkin? Shouldn't this be an easier question to answer? “Vibes twitter” conservatives are freaks. Mentally preparing for a school board meeting. Garrett critiques how Matt handled a tough situation at work. Reviewing an album. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! Our Discord! Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Coming in hot with a challenge to Jordan B. Peterson. We'll see who debates who. A tried and true comedy podcast. Going on the record. Our listeners are big dummies. Muppets crossovers. Michael Caine is a triumph. Editor Matt still isn't sure he remembers the plot to “i love you man.” A very dumb Matt talks about the universe. Garrett and Matt help pitch a robot vacuum for 1950s families. Traumatizing childhood short stories. Dream analysis. Matt is not the throat GOAT. Catching up on the Red Wings. Follow us on Twitter! @MattyFlummox @Grepskii Music by Supafly Arturo! @topcatyo on Twitter!

Matt is broadcasting from the shadow realm. It's hot and sticky. Confusion over frozen candy bars. How to eat healthy. Garrett plays an epic prank on Matt. It becomes “that kind of show” where talk about politics for a bit. Talking about obscure candies. Messed up psychology experiments.  "Heavy Rain" was disappointing.  Video game speedruns are ridiculous.  Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! OUR DISCORD: Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Grep loses his character sheet, and his mind. Matt springs an impromptu game of dungeons and dragons (it's my own method, don't take it too seriously) Should it continue? Let us know! “I eat the eye.” Adjusting to a lack of sleep, for better or for worse. Garrett gives us an update on his new role as a manager. Matt's encounter with a freaking weirdo. “That's anxiety for ya” Matt and Grep bond over Marvel movies. Matt can't find the source of an earworm. Bee talk. And speaking of bee talk, Matt quizzes Grep on some Bridgerton-inspired pickup lines! Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! Our Website Discord Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @Grepskii

Join our Discord! We briefly talk about the Will Smith thing because we don't care that much. Matt's been missing Grep, so he invites him to join in on a groundbreaking opportunity. “Wait, sometimes?!” Matt makes Garrett question his view of reality. “Is toilet paper a Mandela Effect?” The boys play “do you have this type of anxiety?” Poorly describing a good cinematography technique. Here are the giant scissors. The Department of Lights. Dads lining the walls. “I'm not a big Nick Cannon guy” “Fast and the Furious PREVENTS” Jordan Peterson impressions. Matt's thoughts on Juice WRLD after listening for the first time. The Spider- Gwen to our Spider-Men Music by Supafly Arturo!  https://soundcloud.com/supaflyarturo https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Matt's got all the tips to make you a high value male. Matt tries to out “my neck hurts” Garrett. The neck is the hub of everything. Matt has a video game addiction. Explaining Hitman. Kids have the worst insults. Matt is a good dad maybe idk. Minor gripes that make you question reality. Talking hockey. We love the Red Wings rookies. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

M&M's are woke or something idk i'm just so tired.  What was the hit music on your birthday?  Complaining about work!  Bags are bags! Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo  

“You talkin' to me?” How was Christmas? Not paying attention. Stumbling into traditions. Will we finally review a movie? Philosophical questions asked and answered. Shrek is grotesque. A possibly hot take about the Home Alone movies? Matt gets heated defending “Togo.” “Cells at Work!” and determinism. Forgetting the word “Prednisone.” “The Outer Worlds” is fun. Ohio isn't great. That doesn't happen in Minecraft. What guy are you? Sexy pokemon. Kitboga helps me save a lady from being scammed. Matt forgets that Garrett broke his arm. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Matt writes a fan fiction. The risk of the “dude, what if?” joke. Who is this for? Some people just have it. WWGD? Matt loves true crime now. Don't throw your trash at me. Match people's energy. Sitting in the uncomfortable. Character archetypes to help Matt build an RP character. Going over my 2021 Red Wings calendar to see who's still on the team. A Holiday movie quiz! Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Teetering on the edge. Toilet humor? Perspective at work. Vacation fun. The world's largest Christmas store. A person tries to scam Matt. Matt responds with sass. A segment that didn't go the way Matt wanted, but he'll keep it in – Overlapping Venn Diagrams! Doing a crappy radio DJ voice. Hockey talk. We hate Montreal, and we love Lucas Raymond and Mo Seider. Also, we find out who's the a-hole! Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

The allure of the dad joke, and the best cold open in awhile. The ebb and flow of video game interest. Top 10 skyrim mods, but not really. Show your mom your boat. “Hello, what's going on with you?” Let's start a wrestling podcast. Matt likes Sub_Radio, but can't describe what genre they are. The great english muffin debate. Minor Gripes! Thank you for one year of Flummoxed! Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Garrett roasts Matt right out of the gate. We've got guests! 70's Big Bird looks fragile. Grep is not a scientist. A thin line between humor and relatability. Fellow coworkers of Matts, Benji and Chuck join us for our segment “Work sucks, I know.” Matt gets cussed at, and responds appropriately. Does Matt have ADHD? Probably. Feeling super casual. Matt is a slut for content. Talking about representation, LGBTQ+ issues, how to be authentic. A GOOGLE RACE. DOES MATT HAVE ADHD? What is the Little Caesars guy made out of? Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

The boys attempt to record during a hot and sweaty day. What IS going on with the deli? So irritable. Garrett is ready to get back to work. The apartment above the gym. Matt can't access “Angry Rant Mode,” but he is proud of his wife. This episode is all over the shop. If it sounds like we were just randomly bringing up very different topics, it's because we were. :) Garrett takes Matt to task over his love of children's TV. Let's just rebrand our show before our first anniversary. Teaching olds how to use a machine. Feed your hair to the safe. Matt's abomination of a leftover food concoction. Spelling is weird. Checking out the local community facebook group HOCKEY TALK Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Camping went great, until the first night. No, you shut up. When talking about fishing, Matt calls the sinker a “stinker.” This was a mistake, and we apologize. Fireworks go boom scare me. Taking a secret quiz with Grep. Grep's area of effect. There are no wrong answers with fried rice. Matt stumbles through movie reviews. Boomhauer. What was out there?! ALSO HOCKEY OFFSEASON TALK Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

The pet bus. Lawns are stupid. A frank discussion about lawns. The world is melting. A disjointed review of Bo Burnham's “Inside,” using the themes within as jumping-off points for discussion. Awkward interactions and minor gripes. MY LAPTOP. Matt is rude to the mail carrier. Sneaky ways to avoid phone calls at work. 80 cents, but no common sense. Ominous preambles. A real piece of money. Haggling at a store that is not a flea market. A quick recap of the steven crowder and sam seder situation. Promoted tweets. Talking sports jerseys. Once you go RGB, you don't go back. Fireworks are pointless. Lazy kayaking. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Hal Sparks was ubiquitous in 2005. “Best Week Ever?” Best INTRO ever! Let's have a wrestling match. We complain when it's hot, and we complain when it's cold. Blackout curtains have Matt's enthusiastic endorsement. Meme formats. Matt says he'll ask MatPat something as if he has a direct line to him. Matt can't help doing a Ben Shabibo impression. Why did I download Pokemon Go? Pride Month: Engaging in discourse. BAT IN THE HOUSE RECAP. THERE WAS A BAT IN MATT'S HOUSE HELP. HE IS NOW KNOWN AS BATTY FLUMMOX. Hear the harrowing tale of how Matt got a bat out of his house. SPECIAL APPEARANCE FROM MY NEIGHBOR'S LAWNMOWER How often do you rearrange your house? Morning radio DJ's have hard opinions about things that don't matter. Do people still talk about rare pepes? Talking about hot tub streamers. Absolutely SCRAMBLING for Minor Gripes. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Can't stop coughing. Please. Mind over matter. Equating my webcam's struggles to the plight of the working class. Some days you just can't get rid of a fridge. The clutter conundrum. Where did all these papers come from? Matt gives up on a story and then breaks down the essence of stories. Hockey playoffs talk, as well as the expansion draft! Who should the Red Wings protect? I dunno. Let's talk about it. After our break, just the weirdest random thoughts that have dominated matt's brain lately. Also MINOR GRIPES.  Matt thinks it's 2008. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Temper tantrums: how old is too old? The answer will shock you. Garrett's feeling cooped up. Cat phases. Bunny buddies. Weird formats. Chicks, man. Life Pro Tips with Matt. Matt talks about how cool his daughter is for a long time. The crisis of going to a new place. Gymnastics is fun. “Bluey” helps Matt be a better father. A Covid scare at daycare. A visit from Allison. JUST A HARD CUT to talking about 1990 Survivor Series and then WWE conspiracy theories. Cable is way too expensive, as is all insurance. Talking about all the new trends with Grep. Garrett is gaslighting matt. Godzilla review? Kinda. Music by Supafly Arturo! Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review! Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

How the Mass Effect remaster almost broke my computer before I even had a chance to buy it. Bricking your computer. Red Wings trade talk. Steve Yzerman is stone cold. Things are looking up for the Red Wings? Darren Helm has something. Equipment manager gets an assist. The worst way to tell a story. The boys' club. Vaccines are good, and we are vaccinated. Our arms hurt.  Then we talk about anti-trans bills, and state-sanctioned violence. It was hard, but I'm glad we did.    Music by Supafly Arturo!  Find him @topcatyo on Twitter!  ITUNES:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253  SPOTIFY:  https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8  OUR WEBSITE:  https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/  Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends!  TWITTER:  @MattyFlummox  @ProbablyGrepo 

Best opening segment ever. I don't have much of a silly stream of consciousness description for this episode.  We talk about Lil Nas X's “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)” and it just kinda turns into a frank discussion of sexuality, racism, and religion.  It's pretty cool. I mean, it does get wacky, and Matt does something that he thinks is pretty funny, so look out for that, too.  There are MINOR GRIPES AND A CONSTERNATION STATION! Music by Supafly Arturo!  Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Matt doesn't know his lefts and rights, but he does remember a pun name for Grep this week!  Structural integrity of food.  Garrett looks great.  Comparing hairs.  Calling out my ex's name on the podcast.  “Let's rank ‘em”  Everything is weird and dumb.  Garrett is disturbed by Matt's intrusive thoughts. Gaming corner.  Maple story.  NBA 2k21.  The guy from the Wire is the guy from Community is the guy from NBA 2k21.  The romantic comedy that is my basketball career.  Dropping in a hard drive.  Speedrunning while literally on fire.  Gravity badgers is a 10/10 Putting our friendship to the test.  A Big Issue.  Calm down, Millenials, for real.  The worst rap of all time.  Matt breaks down the ethics and practices of the rap game.  Dr. Seuss was not cancelled, and you're stupid if you think he was.  He was a piece of crap, though. Minor gripes.  Hockey fans are the worst.  Matt explains the importance of practice.  Helping marginalized groups and growing a sport where it needs help is woke, apparently, and no one should like it.  Mixing up my friends.  Woops.  Save your legos.  A covfefe moment. Consternation station.  Caught in a time loop.  I'm from the Midwest.  Or am I? Music by Supafly Arturo!  Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Music theory.  That one song by that one band, ya know? That one.  How do you breathe?  Don't be a smart alec on facebook.  Snow is irritating, and shoveling it will kill me.  Garrett nearly dies.  The anti-handyman.  The importance of a balanced loadout.  An absolute banger of a consternation station.  Making heads or tails out of something Matt heard out of context.  Breaking down the Nintendo Direct. I don't know how to talk about women.  Awkward high school parties. Taking a political compass test, and Matt is based as heck.  Ted Cruz is a pile of garbage, and anyone disputing that is insane.  Talking about Texas. Aliens exist and we live in a simulation. Woaaahhhh.  A hard denim.  What makes a good paper towel? Music by Supafly Arturo!  Find him @topcatyo on Twitter! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

A new theme song! Thanks to @topcatyo on twitter! Letting an AI write the introductory remarks, and copping the new Garrett. He might be a robot  Asking Garrett how he's doing and poisoning the well.  Everything is a bummer. We need a second Christmas. Turning to an old man and doing small talk.  Gimme that weather report. The Costanza Method. Backhanded compliments? Matt has the weirdest conversations with people. Is he the common denominator? I mean, yeah, but surely it isn't his fault. Crusty LA Looks hair. Matt wants everyone to know what celebrities he looks like. Is that a compliment, though? How do you respond? Matt sings. Oh no. Blink 182 defines a generation.  Alex Melton is rad as hell.  Reacting to videos. Forgetting Travis Barker's name. Woops. Struggling to say “collaborative.” Also, “American Idiot” is a great album. Understanding genres. Dogecoin.  Garrett does a good job explaining stonks.  Matt is intentionally dense about the nonphysical nature of Dogecoin.  Class consciousness, living a meager life, and creature comforts.  The last time Matt was in a Gamestop. VIDEO GAME CORNER. Mass Effect remaster talk.   A new Nintendo console?  Please, no.  Weird wrestling references that confound Garrett.  How do we fix the Red Wings?  Jeez.  What is a grinder?  Big Super Bowl predictions?  Matt derails everything.  Honoring Willie O'Ree as best we can. OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Sound Effect attribution: Uploaded: 4.25.17 License: Attribution 3.0 Recorded by Daniel Simion  

With shortened NHL season underway, we just had to dedicate an entire episode to hockey.  From our thoughts and predictions on the 2021 season, to reliving the glory days of Red Wings past, we just, oh man, we talked about real hockey, video game hockey, sometimes going back and forth between the two.  It's so fun. Also, Garrett attempt s to define some of hockey's strangest terms.  So lace ‘em, up, eh, bud? ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

We have guests!  Brandon and Ian from DrawBomb!  Guessing songs while a blender runs.  Shazam vs. Kazam.  Winning trophies with Playstation.  Farkin' around.  Trump gets banned from Twitter, and you wouldn't believe what we think about it (it's cool).  Getting canceled.  Ian relates everything to Fight Club.  Ian's sick flow.  The controversial reason that Ian likes Michael Jordan.  Teller shouldn't speak.  I have spoken. The worst host.  Just the worst.  Just listen to how I introduce these guys.  How to pronounce names.  “I'm so fuckin' bored” NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS HOLY CRAP. Breathe like Buddha.  Dance on Maury.  What is the ideal society?  Matt breaks down some Theory. It's not THAT kind of show.  What's with these tomatoes?  Resonate with them.  Building a doomsday device.  A surprise strawberry.  Minor gripes and a poem. DRAWBOMB: www.twitch.tv/drawbomb Brandon and Ian's art! Supaflyart.me https://www.chapmanillustration.com/ ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Sound Effect attribution: Uploaded: 4.25.17 License: Attribution 3.0 Recorded by Daniel Simion

It's a Christmas episode because we mention Christmas.  One of the classic introductions.  Are you ready for Christmas?  I don't know how to answer.  EMERGENCY GAMING CORNER.  MATT IS EXCITED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.  Oooooh Mass Effect Remaster and a new game!  Also Hitman and a new Perfect Dark.  Gimme all the games.   And a new James Bond game?  Oh man!  Who needs Cyberpunk?   Garrett is cynical.  Matt says the opposite of the truth.  Getting nostalgic about hub worlds.  Oh no, my voice cracked and I can't edit it out.  Can you find it?  Being passive aggressive about DMCA until we finally have a conversation about it.  How many colors could there actually be?  Let's name them.  I also forget that the Pittsburgh Penguins exist. Garrett has a nice chair, but it is not comfortable.  What a conundrum. That time Matt did a podcast on his deathbed. Garrett got a kitty cat.  He is our new mascot and we love him.  Matt comes to an awful realization.  Fart to assert dominance.  Matt forgets how to words, what the hell happened?  What is the essence of a sweater, hoodie, and sweatshirt?  Male fashion tips.  The history of jeans. Watch the Aristocats.  One foot sleepers.  Gotta have that white noise.  Underrated sounds.  Algorithms in your brain.  The kitty guest stars by meowing.  What is he saying?  It is a mystery.  GARRETT WHAT WOULD YOU DO? A truly baffling Consternation Station.  Matt admits he is the villain sometimes.  Diplomatic language, and losing your tact.  Garrett is an android.  ONE MINOR GRIPE.  A sleeping magician. Ignoring Garrett's question and going on an unhinged tangential screed.  Decent, but wildly inconsistent.  Off-menu bullshit.  NHL talk, baby.  Bring on the season. ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Sound Effect attribution: Uploaded: 4.25.17 License: Attribution 3.0 Recorded by Daniel Simion

Garrett surprises Matt with a special guest, but it's cool, because Matt is Zen.  Ghost stories during Christmas?  Chris is stepping out of his comfort zone, and we're proud.  Follow your dreams.  Matt's heated.  Being passive aggressive to own the libs?  We talk about Elliot Page, and Chris shares isnight.  Chris vs. the Wolves.  Minor Gripes.  Waiting for affirmation.  What's your name? Consternation station.  A rare disagreement between Matt and Garrett gets HEATED. (not clickbait)  (actually clickbait).  THE MOST CONFUSING EXCHANGE EVER.  I break Garrett with a story.  Matt asks a question, and then immediately stops caring.  Getting meta.  What has Grep been up to?  His adventures with chess.  IRL feedback. Fun hockey names. ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Sound Effect attribution: Uploaded: 4.25.17 License: Attribution 3.0 Recorded by Daniel Simion

Episode 7 – “That's All We Know About the Gnats” Trying out a new catch phrase.  The introduction interruption.  It's a bad show.  Matt's a little insane.  Having Thanksgiving dinner to eliminate our families.  Garrett has the plague.  We talk about how much corporations care about us as people, especially when we're sick.    Matt watches the news on youtube.  How hospitals work.  Matt's true feelings for Garrett leak out.  HARRY STYLES WORE A DRESS?  WHAT?  A MAN?  Goldust is the best Intercontinental Champion.  Matt's Ben Shapiro impression.  What the heck are Western values?  Matt tries to articulate the other side's motivations.  Does he succeed?  Maybe?  You be the judge.  Matt talks crap in his head.  Witnessing a confrontation at work, and not getting involved.  Oh, the sass.  How did the inventor of the Segway die?  Garrett shares real feelings.  Matt likes his hair.  Gnats attack Garrett, and he descends into madness.  Oh boy, we talk about Randy again.  Dream time with Grep.  Cuddling with the homies.  Bro baths.  Bad Christmas songs.  Also good ones?  Everyone have kids. NO MINOR GRIPES?! ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Episode 6 – Video Game Boys   A weird rebuke of Libertarians.  A special guest!  Unrwrapping the concept of tacos.  Did we even do an intro?  Nostalgia.  What makes a good taco?  Recounting our lives in video games, and ranking the best!  A surprising entrant in the best video games of all time.  How does Garrett prepare? ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Episode 5 – “Slurpin' Like Denethor” We support Black Lives Matter, and we're trying to be better at articulating what we believe.  The best Grep nickname ever.  Jeremy in the background.  What's the best French fries?  Will we rank them?  I mean, probably not.  How do you eat your olives?  Should I be raking my leaves?  Can I complain about my job, please?  Matt mixed up the details of one of his stories, but you'll never know.  That's misleading! Retail stories with Alissa! Matt likes good high fives.  He also can't remember what Pascal's wager is called.  Why isn't Charlie Brown on tv this year?  This sucks.  You have to find the backslash.  Anti Fetishes.  NHL video game franchise mode.  All the tips and tricks?  Thinking of synonyms in Minor Gripes.  Matt still hates the lottery.  The break room is a weird and scary place.  Some great mouth sounds.  Talking about “The Last Dance” We accidentally do a weird “who's on first?” routine.  We tackle world hunger.  Matt doesn't know what steaks are.   ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo  

Episode 4 - “The Moon Isn't Real” It's a cold, spooky time of year.  Matt's furnace is finally on.  Mandela effect.  Things you believed for way too long.  The moon can be anywhere.  Matt is not a flat earther, and he is not insane.  Laugh hysterically at him.  “Luke, um, I am your father”  What TV show would you bring back from the dead?  American Idol ruined TV.  Minor gripes – wear a mask and don't try to be funny.  Or be a chad and don't wear one.  The lottery is a bummer.  When's the last time you got a haircut?  Garrett is confused by shapes.  Matt learns how to use a dryer.   A safe space to complain about my wife.  A full zip onesie.  Michigan's accent makes you sound stupid.  David Pakman is the best at talking.  Everyone, be the same.  Two things people should never say again. ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Email us at FLUMMOXEDPOD@GMAIL.COM

Episode 3 – “You Made the Floor Happen” Big words.  Hockey talk.  The Red Wings are a hot mess.  Goalies are the best.  How to do the best segues.  Is the cyber truck real?  GAMING CORNER.  Kill 34 marios at once.  Matt struggles to explain game mechanics.  Who would we like in smash bros?  Among us is hard, because I cannot tell a lie.  Everybody has a sword!  What would Steve Austin's Final Smash be?  70 time hardcore champions.  Garrett explains Kingdom Hearts in like 10 seconds.  Matt says “Minor Gripes” no less than 100 times.  Adjusting your home's settings.  Going on a wacking spree.  WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FLIES.  Wrist floss.  A new subscription model!?  What's your favorite season?  Bees are scary, so send the Fonz after them.  Can we talk about microwaves?  Matt got cut off at work, so he has to tell his joke now.  Why are my hands?  Philosophical questions that hurt our brains.   ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo

Masks.  Low stakes espionage.  The greatest hypocrisy of recent memory.  Gaming corner.  Two Grepskis for a dollar.  Among us.   We miss Cards against Humanity.  Matt goes on an unhinged rant.  What the heck is a pizza portal?  Tobacco is too confusing.  Please watch “Hamilton”  Don't swipe!  Traffic circle or roundabout, a point of contention.  How do 4 way stops work? Now with fewer tongue clicks! TWITTER: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flummoxed/id1532329253 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/5D1YvteK9oo6tKcB3C5dx8 OUR WEBSITE: https://flummoxed.libsyn.com/ Leave us a rating and review!  Don't forget to subscribe and tell your friends! Sound credit: About: Steam train or locomotive recorded from doorway of the train as it chugs along. Title: Steam Train Uploaded: 4.24.17 License: Attribution 3.0 Recorded by Daniel Simion About: A large steam train blowing his horn a few times as it chugs along. Title: Steam Train Whistle Uploaded: 4.25.17 License: Attribution 3.0 Recorded by Daniel Simion

Hot dogs or corn dogs.  Skyrim – modding and gold.  What should I call Garrett?  Yelling at machines.  Toxic masculinity.  Building a virtual golf course.  What kind of fun would you get up to with a time machine?  Do you get sweaty?  Matt loves Roman Reigns.  Taking a personality quiz, sort of!  It gets pretty introspective as we unpack our flaws. Twitter: @MattyFlummox @ProbablyGrepo Matt's Twitch: www.twitch.tv/mattyf