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In depth movie review podcast that features several village idiots making fun of the good movies, and trashing the bad ones. If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.

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    • Oct 26, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 176 EPISODES

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    Halloween III: Season of the Witch Commentary Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 121:42


    Dick Warlocking your neck off.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    The Mummy (1999) Commentary Track

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 122:42


    Brendan Fraser before he won an Oscar for Big.     Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Mini Episode: CinemaCon, Babies, and Summer Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 30:12


    Max and Timmy catch up after a few months off from recording with some life updates before Max rambles about about his time at CinemaCon.   Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    The Grey (2011) Bad Sh*t Happens, Then Things Get Worse!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 77:00


    This movie is one big bundle of joy.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    The Thing (1982) A Piñata of Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 122:25


    Big hats, bigger problems.   Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Cliffhanger (1993) FEEEAACCHHH!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 81:42


    The boys are back with a new snow themed mini series and first up is Die Hard on a mountain aka Cliffhanger starting a slimmer Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker as a good guy, and John Lithgow with a flawless British accent.    Nothing but the highest audio quality for this one as Tim forgot to record the first hour of the show so enjoy that.    This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Lethal Weapon Commentary Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 116:11


    Ho-ho-ho Christmas (and Tim) came early this year. As a heads up, this is a commentary track, but you can still enjoy the conversation without playing the movie in the background.    Few topics discussions include: What would Mel Gibson's career look like today if he had called a cab instead of getting into the most costly DUI of all time, the status of lethal weapon 5, Gary Busey's fantastic fashion style, how much eggnog is too much, Murtaugh blaming Riggs for all of his life problems even though he just met him the day prior, Mel Gibsons grunts, and much more!     This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Resident Evil (2002) Suicide Orgies, Zombie Boners, and The Need For More Character Development

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 91:48


    Some people have too much will to live.   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Time Cop (1994) Tight Butts, Smooth Jazz, Henchmen Mullets, and Kicking Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 106:19


    There never enough time…for Belgian Yogurt    This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Back To The Future (1985) A Family Friendly Love Triangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 103:41


    Lot of incest talk in this one.   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code MYPOPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    The Terminator (1984) What Yeeeeeaaaarrrrrr!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 84:15


    The boys time traveled too far and forgot to introduce the show, which doesn't matter because they had plenty to talk about regarding one of the greatest sci fi/ time travel movies of all time in The Terminator.    The boys droll over Arnie's body, yellow page stalking, phone sex, the choice to have the hero be named Kyle, awful love scenes in movies, dogs biting cohosts on air, and much more!    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure (1989) The Wholesome Stoner Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 87:52


    The boys are back with a new mini series of time traveling movies because our real timeline sucks. First up is one of the dumbest time travel films off all time in the cult classic Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.   Topics include Napoleon going on a double date with several 12 year olds, the odd choice to travel back to the US and Austria multiple times, a missing pudding subplot, cuckolding dads, and much more! Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!   

    Dr No (1962) F*ck Your Way To The Truth / I Am James Bond

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 85:35


    After almost 4 months of inconsistent recordings, the boys have finally finished their 007 debut series; they watched the first appearance of every Bond actor playing 007 - but in reverse! Last…or first… is the 1962 classic, Dr No, staring Sean Connery.   This movie has it all: a smooth and charming sexual psychopath who sucks the water out of wet towels, people in yellow face, extra's doing 15 foot belly flops, a supervillain with weird flipper hands, bikinis, dragon tanks, and, of course, our hero throwing a handicapped man into a vat of boiling radioactive water!      Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) The Australian Forrest Gump

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 76:52


    The Larkin of the Bonds.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!   

    Top Gun Re Release(1986)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 92:52


    With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins.      Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    To Live and Let Die (1973) Sexual Psychopaths and “Woke” Blaxploitation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 100:18


    The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore's first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicapped man with a can opener for an arm, and then stumbles into a Smokey And The Bandit knockoff, which concludes with Bond shooting someone with a gun that turns them into a human ballon. Special shout out to our homeless cohost who apparently recorded his audio underwater.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    The Living Daylight (1987) Don't Think..Just Let It Happen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 97:45


    Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond.   Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    GoldenEye (1995) Denching It..Getting Denched…Death By Denching

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 97:15


    Week 2 of our 007 debut series as the boys watched Pierce Brosnan's first appearance in GoldenEye: The movie that was not as good as they remembered.    Former cohost Papa Paco makes his first appearance in 2 years as the boys talk about drunk Russians, sneaky tanks, bad riddles, Austin Powers, 60's sound effects, and a bunch of other crap that may offend the uninitiated.   Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Casino Royale (2006) Finger Lickin' Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 75:29


    The boys are starting their 007 debut series where they will be reviewing each entry of a new Bond actor, but in reverse order. First up is the initial Daniel Craig appearance where he stars as a murderous psychopath who is granted a license to kill.  Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.  You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Lake Placid (1999) Objectifying Women…Maybe Some Crocodiles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 64:10


    A film that takes place on a fake lake that is not named Lake Placid.      Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5    This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Perfect Storm (2000) Back To The Barrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 88:55


    Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5    This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!     

    Executive Decision (1996) Bob Dole Woulda Picked Up The Phone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 75:41


    When a Steven Seagal action movie meets a Kurt Russel thriller.   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    A Knights Tale (2001) Formula One Jousting and Flying Wood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 89:42


    Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies.      This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!   

    Top Disney Soundtracks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 36:48


    See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019.    This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    The Lion King (1994) Hakuna Ma-Yolo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 76:48


    A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns home to take the throne while his dictator uncle is eaten alive by his own army of killers…this week the boys watched the family friendly Disney classic The Lion King!   This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE  https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hold-My-Popcorn-by-hmpopcorn/81318073.EJUG5    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!   

    Oceans Eleven (2001)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 90:50


    The boys are kicking off their season of movies to be thankful for and first up is the star studded-man eye candy classic Oceans Eleven.    We've got suits that are several sizes too big, an entirely retconned 3rd act, Julia Roberts being a Hollywood 6, and much more!    This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to receive 20% off your first order as well as free shipping.    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE      You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Tremors (1990) The White Trash Jaws

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021 81:25


    Timmy boys back in the captain chair this week as the boys switch from scary to just straight stupid with everyone's favorite man eating earth worm movie: Tremors!     We have Reba McEntire wielding guns, Steven Keaton from Family Ties shooting a revised CGI Sarlacc with an elephant gun, high stake Rock Paper Scissor games, and an old lady getting sucked into the ground while listening to the classic Christian rock song “Dropkick me Jesus”. It's everything you would ever want in a Halloween special! Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The End of the Rainbow is Rod's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 91:17


    The title alone shows you what kind of episode this is going to be. So put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab that portable TV, and relax with the boys for 90 minutes…and whatever you do, DON'T. FALL. ASLEEP!      If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!   

    Rambo 3 (1988) Too Little Too Late

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 92:39


    Timmy boy is in the captain's chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We've got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it's everything you would ever want or need in a late 80's action movie where the good guys are Jihadist, the Russians are openly the bad guys, and everyone loses!    If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Predator (1987) Ima Have Me Some Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 89:29


    The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator.   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Commando (1985)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 97:22


    The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!

    Bonus: Actors on Steroids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 53:20


    On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role.   Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth's chicken legs, Mickey Rourke looking like a quintessential goon, and Chris Pratt selling out.    Off topic topics include Boston racism, lion hearts, nose candy and Florida energy!   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Streaming Recommendations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 53:54


    As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you and will be breaking down their unconventional streaming recommendations.   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.  You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!     

    Space Jam (1996)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 69:56


    To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam!   This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists the 7 players in the 1995-1996 NBA that would have been better than Shawn Bradly and Muggsy Bogues, and two very odd choices: dull and monotone Larry Bird alongside Bill Murray and having the guy who voices Homer Simpson in a live action cartoon movie without actually doing any voice work.    Also, the boys discuss the fetishization of Lola Bunny and how this movie sparked a generation of furries, MJ’s modest suburban home being a total sham, and the irony of how this movie is centered around gambling.     If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com.    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter! 

    Alien (1979) I Just Want To Go Home and Party

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 106:12


    Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien!    The boys talk about Ash’s decision to try and kill Ripley with a magazine, Dallas’s marital problems, this Xenormorph being the Rudy of space, blow job trauma, and butt bursters...   If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com    You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram,Facebook and Twitter        

    Apollo 13 (1995) This is Why We Don’t Allow Texans in Space!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 110:30


    t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13.   Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?!    All that and actual movie discussions!   If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com 

    Star Wars (1977)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 91:08


    It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope!    Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with some big dick energy, Obi Wan acting like a drunk Bob Dylan impersonator, the empire’s missed opportunity to turn the destruction of the Death Star into their Pearl Harbor, and those horrific added CGI scenes. Don’t worry; the gang has a lot to say about Han firing first as well as that awful super imposed Jabba scene.    To top it off, Tim can’t seem to remember a single character’s name in this movie.      If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com   

    Dirty Harry (1971)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 89:52


    Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up! If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com     

    Big Trouble in Little China (1986): Failing Upwards

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 99:51


    The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China!    We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat characters, horrific in-your-face exposition by Kim Cattrall, lethal wind turbine back scratcher weapons, weird man eating catfish monsters, and a confused and clumsy Kurt Russell doing an intentionally bad John Wayne impression whist bringing a knife to a gun fight on multiple occasions.    This movie is an analogy for a mushroom trip where you are peaking by the start of the 3rd act, so have some extra fluids ready because it’s about to get weird.      If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com 

    Episode 100: Jurassic Park Redux (1993)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 112:58


    An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park!   Where were the parents of that effeminate boy that Grant threatens to gut with a raptor claw?  How did they bring back the extinct plants? How did Sam Jackson keep that cig in his mouth? How drunk was Malcom when he lit that flair inside of the car and thought he could outrun a T Rex? Why didn’t we get a Jaws/Quint like death from Mauldoon? And where the hell did that Trex come from at the ending of the movie!?   Once the movie talk comes to an end, the gang dives into the 2 alternate endings that almost happened, as well as their dream recasting, and typical closing out stuff…just listen and you will find out.    This was a good one folks, so hold on to your butts.   If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com 

    Mrs. Doubtfire (1993): Hairy Kneecaps, Expedited Court Hearings, and Sally Field RBF

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 96:44


    It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate his ex-wife and kids into loving him in Mrs. Doubtfire!    Lot of movie stuff to talk about such as: unexpected hostility towards interior decorators, Tom Hanks being the pizza gate ringleader, unorganized petting zoos, low blows at case workers, the rare occurrence of a blockbuster movie without a single villain, and restaurant hijinks. Daniel has gotten in so deep that he doesn’t even know who he is anymore!   

    The Notebook (2004): Romantic Cliches, Birds; Dishonorable Intentions, and Collateral Damage

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 82:11


    It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome men love her unconditionally in the film based off Nicholas’s Spark’s romance novel:The Notebook!   This movie got the boys real nostalgic for their high school years as they share a few personal stories from their past. They also talk about the odd connections to the classic film The Great Escape, Noah’s multiple suicide attempts to get Allie’s attention, gross beards, Rachel McAdams’ phantom eye brows, the origins of old Southern money, and that super hot PG-13 sex scene.  WHHOOOHH NEELLLLYYY!

    Bonus: What To Watch On Valentines Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 59:45


    This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, turn on your favorite streaming fireplace video, and get the lube ready because this episode is going to be HAWT AND SWEATY.     

    Double Impact (1991) Silk Underwear, Cooter Floss, Smacking Women, and Grabbing Fistfuls of Ass!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 80:49


    Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewingasmuggler from the mean streets of Hong Kong…..and both have horrific Belgian French accents with 0 body hair.    Strap in because this week the boys are wrapping up their “It’s New to Me” mini series with the ADR filled, Johnny Walker-snot rocketing, roundhouse kick JCVD classic in Double Impact!   If you want to be part of the show, scream at John, or guess Timmy’s weight, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com! 

    Judge Dredd (1995) This Isn’t Demolition Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 88:32


    Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd!   This might be the most basic, tame, and lazy rated R action movie of all time where the most interesting thing is seeing Stallone with beautiful blue eyes.    The boys cover the entire sloppy plot as well as the logic of gunfire slowing down when you are shooting from high ground, the misfortune of women never having the opportunity to share a coed locker room with a bunch of old YMCA men, inbred Sybian cyborgs, golden cod pieces, and cops in 6 inch heels.      If you want to be part of the show, scream at John, or guess Timmy’s weight, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com!   

    Demolition Man (1993)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 107:35


    The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a black criminal, in Demolition Man!    The boys go into specific detail regarding that amazing action packed opening as well as Stallone’s freakish physique in this movie, the odd no touching social distance high fives, random yabbos, the amazing swearing machine that John hated, loaded guns inside a museum, what to do with the 3rd seashell (hint it has something to do with that VR sex scene)      And why did they pick to go only 36 years into the future and what the hell happened in between?     If you want to be part of the show, scream at John, or guess Timmy’s weight, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com! 

    The First Annual Hold My Popcorn Holiday Office Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 93:27


    Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 rounds of bar trivia to see who will win the coveted price of a 45th anniversary Jaws DVD Box set.    Trivia Topics include: Classic Christmas Movie Trivia Hollywood Trivia Sports Great Hollywood Turtlenecks Bob Kraft Improv  Is it in Austria or Australia? Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence    The boys get real punch drunk and also just plain ole' drunk around the 57 min mark during the final round of trivia where they talk about drunken Christmas parties from the past, the TB12 method, and the show stopping Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence erotica.    So if you miss bar trivia, bars, trivia in general, interacting with humans, getting drunk, making an ass of yourself, or laughing at the expense of others look no further because this special has it all!      If you want to be part of the show, scream at John, or guess Timmy’s weight, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com! 

    Die Hard 2 (1990) Die Harder!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 90:37


    Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the festive and extremely violent family-friendly sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time in Die Hard 2!   This was a huge hit back in the day in an era where Bruce Willis, producer and cocaine-in-its-human-form Joel Silver, and screen writer Steven E. de Souza were all at the top of food chain and were basically given a blank check. Unfortunately, Die Hard director John McTiernan wasn’t there to veto any of their bad ideas; therefore, we get this scrambled mess where Bruce Willis has an ADR’d one liner every 5 seconds, and none of the villains have any personality.      Fun times await you, so just listen to the damn episode already!        If you want to be part of the show, scream at John, or guess Timmy’s weight, check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com!

    The Year Without A Santa Claus (1974) If No One Watched This Movie, Did It Actually Happen?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 56:24


    Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone.    Mrs Claus wants to take her husband’s job, but  unfortunately, she doesn’t have the stones to follow through.    The elves, Jingle and Jangle, are a complete liability, the Miser brothers look a lot like Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and neither of them are getting along.      Also, Max shares a bunch of awful stories about Mickey Rooney, and the boys come up with a new Christmas movie starring Al Pacino’s character from Heat.    Just one big jolly Christmas time for all, so listen to the episode - even if you haven’t watched the movie like one of our cohosts.      If you want to be part of the show, scream at us, or guess Timmy’s weight check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com   

    Heat (1995) These Guys Are The Best In The Bizz And Are Giving Me A Raging Pacino!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 85:19


    Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!    Max and Tim loved this movie while John acted like a burnt out 20 year homicide vet and didn’t really care for it because the boys had to wait 2 weeks to actually record this episode.    Pacino’s over the top coke fueled performance keeps you engaged in this 3 hour movie, Buffalo Bill dies for the second time in four episodes, Val Kilmer is a top notch Robin to De Niro’s Batman, and Michael Mann makes everyone look cool.    What else is there to say? Just listen to the episode if you’re a sucker for this movie, you will enjoy it.      If you want to be part of the show, scream at us, or guess Timmy’s weight check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com   

    Patriot Games (1992) They Took Away Me Books!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 76:10


    Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.    Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean Bean dying in the most Sean Bean way possible   Patriot Games stars Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin, Sean Bean, Thora Birch, Samuel L. Jackson, Polly Walker, and James Earl Jones.   If you want to be part of the show, scream at us, or guess Timmy’s weight check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at  tdbackrow@gmail.com   

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