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Kyle Crim


    • Feb 14, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 114 EPISODES


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    Episode 112- Veiled Candy Metaphors, Creepy Christian Men & Misadventures in the DMs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 52:06


    This is a tough listen. Get ready for the most self-deprecating episode in the history of podcasts. You voted on our latest “Keep It or Can It” poll on Instagram, so Kyle gives his opinion on anything and everything related to romance, including his own experience that you've probably never heard. Buckle up, because it gets awkward. Learn what about the dating lessons you can learn from heart-shaped boxes of chocolate and discount candy the day after Valentine's Day! Hear about Kyle's (NA)CP-branded conversation hearts, coming in 2026 that will give you more realistic expectations surrounding dating. There's so much more about bad pickup lines, dating apps, “Where's my hug at” guys and the most embarrassing experience of Kyle's life, so you'll just have to listen to find out!

    Episode 111- Shoes That Happen To Be Christian, Death by Candy Corn & Questionable Kickball Practices

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 50:47


    We kick off 2025 not with a single rant. Not with a double rant. But with a triple-rant. Christian shoes, feminization of the name "Kyle" and the panic induced by the potential loss of candy corn fuels today's indignance. Then, Kyle takes one last look back at 2024 with his top albums of the year. To close out the show, Kyle takes you all the way back to elementary school with a story that will probably shock you. He's not proud of it but it happened. Please don't cancel me.

    Episode 110- Waffle House Creed, Spotify Wrapped & Airport Sprinting

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 36:28


    Kyle begins this episode by recounting his recent travels, which includes questionable interactions in the Waffle House parking lot, hot dog cars, sprinting through an airport and meeting a childhood hero. For the rest of the episode, goes through his Spotify Wrapped and confirms what we all already know.

    Episode 109- Unseen Dabbing, Skinny Jeans & The Modern Bowl Cut

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 52:54


    This episode starts out with Kyle recounting yet another humbling experience in a public setting. Hear how Kyle's moral superiority led to his latest public downfall. Then, the majority of this episode will be spent going over the bracket for the tournament that never happened, which will henceforth be known as the (Not A) Summer Tournament! Hear about Kyle's opinions on tide pods, fedoras, paper straws and countless other trends. Kyle waxes on about how his ideal childhood would have involved frosted tips and heelies and also how he might have peaked in high school because of plaid shorts.

    Episode 108- Excessive Art Appreciation, Plane Belching & Terror on the Runway

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 56:18


    To start this episode, Kyle rants about subpar mailbox coupons and panic-buying toilet paper any time there's a national event. Then, Kyle recounts a recent experience that ranks in his top three embarrassing moments of his whole life. It involves appreciating some art a little too much and not knowing when to keep his mouth shut. Then, the bulk of the episode is Kyle doing a very late recap on his summer trip to Montana. It involves planes on fire, driving into not one, but two horror movies, last minute camping reservations and meeting grizzly bears. It's a wild time.

    (Not A) Normal Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 8:31


    Welcome back! On this brief installment of (NA)CP, Kyle dabbles in self-congratulatory behavior and makes a promise he vows to keep in every circumstance except for death! All in all, it's just a very brief update on where (NA)CP has been and where (NA)CP is going!

    Episode 107- Rebellious Cart Abandonment, Addressing the Haters & Grand Theft Laptop Case

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 55:18


    On this episode, we acknowledge that we all did weird things during the pandemic. Did you shave your chest? Abandon your mandatory cart in the grocery store? Have you shaken hands with a man lately? I've got some bad news for you... Then, Kyle tells a story about a string of irrational decisions ( likely induced by the lack of development in the 18-year-old male brain) that led him to do the most shameful thing he's ever done! The reason we're sharing it now is that there can be no (legal repercussions because the statute of limitations has expired! Didn't we all do dumb things in high school?

    Episode 106- A Big Announcement, My History With Vomit & Things We Don't Talk About

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 50:00


    Big things have been happening this year. Kyle learned a new skill and has a major life update to share with the friends of the show. Then, for the bulk of the show, we catch up on some social media polls from the more distant past…. But better late than never. What colors do you associate with different months of the year? Most of you don't do it at all, so this segment will probably be incoherent rambling. You may have wondered before, what do manila folders and vomit have in common? You'll finally find your answer on this segment. Then, we fulfill what the internet was created for- determining how Christian certain non-Christian songs actually are. Then, Kyle ends the show with what is perhaps the least surprising recommendation of the week in the history of (NA)CP!

    Episode 105- I'm Going to Montana, Near Profanity and Better Late Than Never

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 61:36


    Welcome Back! After a long hiatus, it's good to be back! Kyle starts off talking about trips coming up in the near future and talks about the event that (maybe) served as the catalyst for the comeback episode of (NA)CP! It involves a scooter, a guy getting roasted and a bell-less tower. Then, Kyle uploads a segment that he recorded 6 months ago and just now got around to editing. Oops. Then, to end it, of course we talk about Mat Kearney, because this is (Not A) Christian Podcast.

    Episode 104- Demeaning Parades, Nasty Santa & The Making of an Egg Nog Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 59:48


    This episode is all about the upcoming tournament! Join Kyle as he walks through Christmas traditions like matching family pajamas, parades, Krampus, Egg Nog and much more!

    Episode 103- The World's Worst Flight Attendant, Young Earth Creationism & KC, The Dead-Eyed Penguin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 62:10


    Kyle begins this show by telling the story of his latest impulsive purchase and how it affects the recording of the podcast. Then, the long-anticipated results of the Christian Villain Draft are revealed! And 103 episode into this thing, Kyle comes to a disturbing realization that some people may be doing certain... things while listening to the show. Then, since we're catching up, Kyle updates you on his latest travel adventures where he meets the worst flight attendant he's ever seen. But it's okay, because we got content out of it! Then, we revisit Young Earth Creationism, as we (once again) dive into our series on the beginning of time. To end the show, Kyle revisits a childhood staple, but is met with disappointment that he will for sure have nightmares about!

    Episode 102- Lemon Lime Placebo, The Prosperity King & The Ultimate Christian Villain Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 54:05


    Did anyone else use breath mints and lemon lime drinks to cure all ailments or was that just me? Follow along with Kyle's uninteresting adventure in being sick and pulling out all the elementary school cures! Then, Josh is back for one more episode where we draft our teams of Christian villains! Come and see the most dastardly figures we could contrive in the Bible, Church History, the prosperity realm and more! Who is the King of the Prosperity gospel? Can we name any actual heretics in church history? Also, find out about the gentlemen's agreement that we made to exclude the two figures that were too GOATed to be included in the draft!

    Episode 101- Inappropriate Quotes, The Stolen Pants Debacle, & The Greatest (NA)CP Moment Ever? (w/ Guest Josh Nichols)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 81:29


    Since we talked for way too long in last week's episode, Josh is back for the second installment (of three) of the 100 episode celebration! We begin talking about some adventures our freshman year, including a vampiric professor, a singular snore that still haunts Josh and a sad case of mistaken identity. Next, Josh runs some fact checks on Kyle about past segments of the show- and they turn Kyle's childhood on its head. Then Josh presents Kyle with some out of context (NA)CP quotes and Kyle has no idea what they're about- there was even one too risque to include on the show! Next, Josh digs into his (literal) bag of tricks, which catalyzes what Kyle says may be his favorite moment ever on the show! We bring it to a close with the story of the literal worst roommate ever- so if you have a bad roommate, listen to this episode to make yourself feel better!

    Episode 100- The Ultimate Binge Session, The Icee Heist of 2012 & The LAX Sojourner (w/ Guest Josh Nichols)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 78:22


    For the literal 100th time, welcome back to the show! Today I'm joined by my longtime friend (but only recent friend of the show), Josh Nichols. You don't want to miss the feat of endurance, dedication and absurdity that led to him being the one chosen to share in this momentous episode. We tell a couple of old stories, including the time Josh tried to bamboozle a gas station and a pseudonymous encounter from 11 years ago! We also do a segment looking back on Josh's perception of Kyle's right and (allegedly) wrong opinions. Of course, this leads down a rabbit trail talking about the time Josh tried to conquer one of the world's largest airports on foot and the hilarity and romance (?) that ensued! This episode is packed until the very end as we introduce the next piece of (NA)CP merch and engage in the clumsiest sign-off ever!

    Episode 099- First-Class Snobbery, Biscuit Reunions & Forgotten Worship Bangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 61:45


    This week, Kyle lets you in on some behind-the-scenes info on the recording of (NA)CP! Find out why he hasn't been able to run the air conditioner for the past year while recording the show and how that's all changed! Next, we close out the "Kyle's moving again" Chronicles by talking about the mishaps that happened in the moving process. Kyle reflects on a recent trips and the interesting dynamics that happen on airplanes. We also revisit a year-old plea and petition to be reunited with our favorite fast food breakfast- and it worked! The majority of this show is spent revisiting some largely forgotten worship hits and ranking them in countdown style! Finally, you'll get a hint at who the guest is for next week's episode 100 of (NA)CP!

    Episode 098- Hip-Hop Country, Daddy's Tractor & Skating Rink Anthems

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 58:27


    This is the bracketology episode for the 2023 Summer Tournament! Listen as Kyle gives his picks on which songs will advance in the tournament and which song he thinks will eventually be crowned as the worst song of all time! Of course, we check the Bro Country boxes by talking about trucks, tractors, boots and honky-tonks. Next, it wouldn't be an episode of (NA)CP without some bad opinions, so of course, Kyle actually likes some of these songs. Listen for lyric readings, cringy spoken word segments & nostalgia!

    Episode 097- The Elderly Twinkle, Baby Talk & Granola Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 57:10


    This episodes starts off with an update of Kyle's living situation- and you guessed it- he's moving again. How many times does this make? It's over 20! Then, we revisit some of the more popular segments in the history of (NA)CP- with a twist. We'll just say that Kyle's role as the host of (NA)CP won't be overtaken by robots any time soon. Hear about Kyle's sitcom-like day that includes nothing that's actually funny and the alternate universe version of the weirdest thing that Kyle's ever experienced. Then we talk about the loathsome things like baby talk, dog culture and ungloved hands that you guys submitted to see which one is actually the worst of them all! Finally, the recommendation of the week is proof that Kyle is becoming a granola girl, but he's not upset about it.

    Episode 096- Cheese Things, Dog Licks & ASMR Shenanigans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 50:37


    This episode begins with Kyle getting caught up with his audience about normal parts of the human condition- like drinking water from paper cones and eating shredded cheese right out of the bag. And while we're on the topic of cheese, Kyle talks about an event that he's been obsessed with for well over a decade- it's also cheese-related. Then, for the rest of the episode, we find out what the general (NA)CP audience likes, loathes or is indifferent to. We cover topics like store-bought tortillas, half-sheet paper towels, Instagram accounts for dogs and getting licked by dogs. And for good measure, Kyle includes a few moments of an ASMR experience for those who have never had the pleasure of hearing it- you don't want to miss this!

    Episode 095- Ghost Kitchens, Angry Atheists & The Gathering of the Kyles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 65:18


    If you like stories, this very well may be the most story-heavy episode in the history of (NA)CP. Life update- Kyle's been Door Dashing and It's taken him to places I've never been- for better or worse. Then Kyle discovers what everybody else probably already knows about- Ghost Kitchens. What does Stranger Things have to do with chicken strips cooked in the back of an I-Hop? I don't know- but we talk about it on the show. Then on his trip to New York, Kyle meets three interesting characters- a prisoner, an angry atheist and an ultimate street fighter. You don't want to miss this- especially the part where Kyle almost gets assaulted in the streets. Finally, Kyle went to the Kyle Festival in Kyle, Texas in an attempt to break a world record!

    Episode 094- Old Jokes, Biblical Beatdowns & Crowning Another Legend

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2023 61:23


    This is a results episode! Join me as I walk through the results of the March Madness Bible Character Edition Tournament. Of course, Kyle laughs at his own jokes- this time, he even laughs remembering a joke that he made weeks ago. This tournament didn't bring us any major surprises or upsets, but the storylines were top-notch. The tournament entailed beatdowns, ties and close matchups- but the real success is the friends we made along the way. Of course, a new tournament means there's a new (or repeating?) champion that is crowned a legend of (NA)CP!

    Episode 093- Tiny Shopping Carts, The Latest Segment Ever & Infinite Creativity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 59:33


    In this episode, Kyle begins with a casual discussion about how his favorite grocery store is inconveniencing him by trying to brainwash kids into a lifetime of brand loyalty! It's probably effective, but throws off Kyle's grocery store groove on a daily basis. Learn the plights of returning to podcasting after 3 months of no uploads. Then, we spend way too long talking about something that is no longer even relevant. But because Kyle loves hashing out the past, he makes up for lost time by talking about the segment that never was- the best albums of 2022. And of course, Kyle encourages you to enter the newest bracket challenge because you could be a legend of NA(CP)!

    Episode 092- Putin Jokes, Fat Kings & Biblical Hot Takes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 81:45


    A big time welcome back to the show! It's been about three months and we've got a lot to catch up on including the newest reoccurring character in Kyle's life who approaches strangers in public and only speaks in Vladimir Putin Jokes! Next, we spend the episode going through the March Madness: Bible Character Edition Bracket and Kyle gives all his picks and thoughts on the Bible Characters. Of course, this episode is full of hot takes including women's roles in the Bible, he authorship of Genesis and the over-popularity of David. It's good to be back and I can't wait for you to listen to this one!  

    Episode 091- Misspelling Santa, Jelly-Fueled Injustice & Is Jesus The Reason For The Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 58:34


    Welcome to the 2022 (NA)CP Christmas Special. To begin this episode, we go over all things Christmas Trivia! Listen to find out how long it took Kyle to actually learn how to spell 'Santa Claus' and how Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is the most unjust Christmas movie of all time! To close out the show, Kyle muses on current Christian culture and how it relates to the way we celebrate Christmas. Has legalism affected the way we view holidays? Is Christmas Pagan? Why have we turned "Merry Christmas" into a political football? All this and more on this episode of (NA)CP!

    Episode 090- The Greatest Christmas Movie Of All Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 53:20


    On this show, we walk through the results of the (NA)CP Christmas Movie Throwdown Tournament and the bracket challenge! This was one of the more unique tournaments in the history of the show and the bracket challenge was the biggest ever! Follow along to hear exactly how voting played out in every matchup and to see how you did in the bracket challenge!

    Episode 089- Mystery Podcasters, The School Yo-Yo Guy & Drafting Sandwich Chains (Feat. Hannah & Emily of the Peanut Gallery Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 64:45


    For the first time in a while, we've got a guest episode! These fellow podcasters have NEVER revealed their true identities on their own show, but they do it on today's episode of (NA)CP! This is one of the more... unique episodes of (NA)CP. Songs breaker out, the bleep button comes back and weird opinions on socks and grape butts come out. And join us as we reveal the shocking and sad truth behind the Christmas hit, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. To round out the show, it's The Peanut Gallery vs. (Not A) Christian Podcast as we draft a team of sandwich chain restaurants that you'll get to decide the winner of!

    Episode 088- C-List Christian Celebrities, Spotify Wrapped & Weird Personalities

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 53:37


    On this episode of the show, Kyle starts by recounting a recent travel experience where he's about 80% sure he saw an obscure Christian Celebrity who is also a man-child! Then, Kyle attempts to set the record for the amount of times he's said the name of his favorite singer in a single show! Kyle's Spotify Wrapped contains no surprises, as usual, but maybe you can us it as a recommendation. To finish the show, Kyle finishes a tier list from weeks ago as we talk about Swifties, Skunk apes, Cross-fitters and other weird things that people base their personalities on!

    Episode 087- New York City's Rat Czar, Unchecked Child Drummers & The Perfect Christmas Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 53:21


    In this episode, Kyle begins yet again with an adventure on Facebook Marketplace, buying something he has no use for. Then, we talk about the only hero that can save New York City- the Rat Czar! Find out if you could be this hero! Then, Kyle walks through the Christmas bracket to determine what he thinks you will vote to be the greatest Christmas movie ever. And of course, it wouldn't be a bracketology episode if Kyle didn't threaten to quit if things didn't go his way, so that definitely happens. Find out how you can enter the bracket challenge and be the next (NA)CP Legend!

    Episode 086- The Ultimate Things That Christians Should Stop Doing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 71:25


    On this episode, we walk through the latest (NA)CP tournament results! As usual, there are upsets, intrigue and all-around good times! See some of your favorites, like "Daddy God," Enneagram Culture and Celebrity Pastors battle it out for the ultimate title of the worst thing that Christians should definitely stop doing. We follow that up with walking through the bracket challenge with a familiar group of contestants battling it out for (NA)CP royalty- Some brackets were bad. Some were okay. Only one reigns supreme! To end the show, Kyle talks about the month of December, which will be an unprecedented month for (NA)CP!

    Episode 085- The Shortest Holiday Segment Ever, Young Earth Creationism & Weird Personalities

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 51:00


    On this episode of the show, Kyle starts off with the third annual Halloween segment- except it's only a 60ish second summary of every Halloween segment that I've ever done on the show. The main segment of the show is going over the Young Earth Creationist view as a part of our Dawn of Time series. This is the first of several weeks in which we'll be talking about different views on creation. Listen along as the veins pop out in Kyle's neck as he tries to convey an unbiased presentation of a theological position he doesn't agree with! To close out the show, we talk about weird things people base their personalities on. Learn Kyle's opinions on Calvinism, coffee & Texas, even though you've probably heard them before!

    Episode 084- Bracketology: Daddy God, God-Inspired Breakups & Public Bathroom Conversions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 73:09


    It's time for another tournament! This episode kicks off with a brief aside about how Iphones have been notifying your family that you're in physical danger! The rest of the show is dedicated to giving Kyle's predictions about how the up coming tournament will go! This tournament is the Tournament of Things Christians Should Stop Doing! Listen to hear Kyle's thoughts on people who say 'Daddy God,' use God as an excuse to end a relationship, Christian Thirst Traps and what it would be like to become a Christian in a Walmart bathroom!

    Episode 083- (Not A) Christian Podcast's 2nd Birthday Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 62:15


    We've made it to two years of (Not A) Christian Podcast! Kyle begins by recounting a series of unfortunate events that unfolded this weekend and how his psycho ex-girlfriend (Alpine) won't let him leave! Then, the whole episode is devoted to reflecting back on what the past two years have been like. Kyle counts down the top 10 moments of the past year and ranks the past tournaments we've done on the show. He ends by revealing the next (NA)CP tournament!

    Episode 082- Microwave Protocol, Nacho Pants & The Dawn of Time Series Intro

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 56:22


    To start about the show, Kyle spends time recounting the most atrocious-tasting milkshake of his life- this experience is comparable only to drinking a candle. Then, we spend way too long talking about microwavable meals, microwave protocol and the delicacy that is a TV dinner. Next, a chain of events involving aggressively stirred marinara sauce and defective coffee cups causes Kyle to unearth his long-lost ‘nacho pants' story from high school! And at long last, we start what was supposed to be the summer series! But since it's officially Fall, we will henceforth refer to it simply as 'the series.' We talk about some preliminary things and introduce the Dawn of Time series, discussing Genesis, creation and the beginning of all things! The show ends by providing commentary on the latest movie that nobody asked for: God's Not Dead 593! or 5.... something around that range.

    Episode 081- Muffin Tops, The Runaway Zamboni & The Vicarious College Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 57:43


    It's back! The greatest podcast that just happens to be Christian has returned from its break! To start off, Kyle gives a little update on what life is like in a new place. So many things have changed. Wingstop has sandwiches. The kings of bro country have called it quits. Kyle disappeared to the desert for three years and came back to bottomless muffins and ice cream that shamelessly panders to social causes. The majority of this episode is a Keep It or Can It segment, where we talk about all things college! Sit back and take a walk down memory lane with Kyle as he talks about late night Whataburger runs, hiding behind trees to not get caught skipping class and what to never do as a freshman!

    Episode 080- Morning Inspirations, Bracket Slander & The Hay King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 64:34


    This show kicks off by Kyle talking about his new morning routine and accidentally gets profound and inspirational. But of course, we spiral into irreverence as we spend way too long talking about snack foods and brackets. Kyle masterfully comes up with analogies to draw lines between the world of snack foods and worship music. Also important to note, Kyle is starting to not care anymore (but in a cool way) and is throwing down more shade and slander on other people's brackets and bringing up past losses and failures! Find out which snack you voted as the greatest of all time and find out who had the best bracket and is the newest (or recurring) (NA)CP Legend!

    Episode 079- Life in a Post-Roe vs. Wade World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 63:04


    Kyle begins by talking about the biggest problem about living in a bigger town- navigating parking lots without looking dumb. However, that's all the time we have for irreverence, as the rest of the episode revisiting a topic from earlier in the year- abortion and Roe vs. Wade. Unless you've been living under a rock lately, you know why. We talk primarily about what we do now- now that a goal Roe vs. Wade is overturned, does it mean that the work is over? How should we talk to others, how should we act and how should we communicate with people who have different opinions than us? What does it mean to become a wholistically more just society?

    Episode 078- New Beginnings, Trash Taste Buds & Goldfish Scams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 72:47


    At long last, welcome back to the show! We went on a little unplanned break, but we're back and there are some changes coming to life and to the show! SPOILER ALERT: They're all good changes. Kyle reflects on life lately and all the changes that have come with it. The majority of the show is bracketology for the upcoming (NA)CP Tournament! Listen to Kyle's trash opinions on snack foods including the greatness that is Funyuns! Also, listen to how Goldfish and Girlscouts are both scamming you into buying their products. Kyle may set a record in this week's show for how many times he's laughed at his own jokes, so you don't wanna miss it!

    Episode 077- Conspiracy Mind-Dumping, Capri Sun Struggles & The First-Ever Public Callout

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 55:48


    This show opens up with a huge dump of half-baked conspiracies that Kyle has been mulling over in his head lately. Learn what it has to do with Chick-Fil-A, running out of gas, Dalmatians (which aren't even real) and people named Ralph. Maybe you're a drone and you don't even know it! Next, we have part 2 of Keep It or Can It: Summer Edition. Learn as Kyle laments the troubles associated with Slip 'n Slides, Capri Sun and sizzling seatbelts. And, for the first time ever, Kyle is calling out a listener of (NA)CP to start a long-overdue beef! Are you the person he calls out? Find out on this week's show!

    Episode 076- Hot Hose Water, Artificial Coconuts & The Summer Tournament Reveal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 50:03


    Happy Memorial Day Weekend! This episode begins with yet another Facebook Marketplace report- only it's not funny because it was with a normal person who did not provide any entertainment value or podcast content. This rest of this episode is all about summer. We walk through all things good, bad and nostalgic about summer! You voted for this Keep It or Can It Segment and we're going to hear how the voting turned out as well as Kyle's opinion on everything! Whether it's drinking from a hose, smelling like a coconut or swimming with alligators, we cover it on this show. To wrap it up, Kyle reveals what the (NA)CP Tournament will be this year!

    Episode 075- Guard Geese, Tik-Tok Heresy & The Legend of Vince, The Serial Massage Therapist

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 50:14


    Welcome back to (Not A) Christian Podcast, which will soon become the Facebook Marketplace Adventures Podcast! Next, the Tik Tok Algorithm is a little flawed, as Kyle keeps getting ads that say that he can atone for his own sin simply by enrolling in a Christian Studies Degree! To wrap up the show, Kyle recounts the story of the weirdest thing that has ever happened to him. It involves an old man, the Korean war, massages and dates all the way back before Kyle was even born! Buckle up because it gets weird!

    Episode 074- Dog Daddies, Chips and Salsa Socialism & The Sacrament of Bacon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 53:32


    On this episode, Kyle give an update on last week's Facebook Marketplace situation. It turns out a celebrity was trying to buy Kyle's broken TV! Next, we announce the winner of last week's Most Annoying Christian Subculture draft! The majority of this episode is spent diving into your unpopular opinions. You submitted them and social media voted to determine who has the worst opinion on the internet. See what you guys decided on ranch dressing, Buc-ee's, fur babies and much more!

    Episode 073- Elon's World, Marketplace Catfish & Annoying Christian Subcultures (w/ Guest Nate Carlson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 59:18


    Elon Musk bought Twitter, in case you didn't know. What does that mean? Memes! Kyle shares his super in-depth perspective on current events, which is just laughing until the next thing happens. But then we take a serious turn as Elon Musk (probably a friend of the show) is the only hope to revive one of Kyle's favorite fast food items that was recently discontinued. Then Kyle tells about the time where he almost got catfished on Facebook Marketplace by a beautiful great star in the universe! Then, we welcome back former internet Calvinist Nate Carlson for a draft of Annoying Christian Subcultures! Listen as we share our thoughts on pyramid schemes, celebrity pastor wannabes and much more!

    Episode 072- The Shadow & Sword Release Special (w/ Guest Nate Carlson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 57:59


    Today, we have the first-ever recurring guest on the show! See what Nate Carlson has been up to over the past year-and-a-half. SPOILER ALERT: He's been writing more books! This time, it's called Shadow and Sword and it's the first of a young adult fantasy trilogy! Come listen as we answer many burning questions such as: What is the most rewarding part of writing? Does Nate consider his own writings to be equal to the Bible? Will Kyle be a villain in a future book in the trilogy? Then we talk about the wins, struggles and joys of creating things!

    Episode 071- Tax Day, Good Friday & Resurrection Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 54:19


    Welcome to this special tax day edition of (NA)CP! We also throw in some stuff about the Resurrection of Jesus... On this episode full of theological musing, we talk about all things pertaining to the resurrection of Jesus- or at least the things that popped into Kyle's head. We look at some of the evidences of the resurrection, but more importantly, the implications of the resurrection. Were we created to die and go to heaven or does the Bible paint a different picture about our purpose? What is truth and why is is so imporant that the resurrection of Jesus actually happened? We talk about all this and more today! Happy Easter!

    Episode 070- Bambi's Mom, The Worst Christian Song Ever & The Newest (NA)CP Legend

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 54:37


    Welcome to this Saturday edition of (NA)CP. Find out why it's a day late and what it has to do with Bambi's Mom! In this episode, we go back and look at every matchup from the March Madness Worst Christian Song Edition Tournament! We go through every matchup and talk about Cinderellas, tiebreakers, upsets and more! Then we look at every entry for the bracket challenge- from the worst bracket ever submitted, to the developing storylines in (NA)CP tournament lore, this bracket challenge had it all! Find out who cements their place as a (NA)CP Legend in this episode!

    Episode 069- Social Media Tomfoolery, Hillsong Church & The Great Prank War of 2014

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 59:59


    Welcome back to normalcy- or at least the closest we get to it on this show. On this special April Fool's day edition of (NA)CP, there is definitely nothing to be suspicious of. It's a completely normal show. Nothing fishy here. Listen to Kyle kick off the show by ranting about one of the most inconsequential things yet- coffee cups. Next, I announce the winner of the Bible Character Draft from Episode 067! You'll want to hear about the collusion and general foolishness that went into the voting and how it affected the results. Then, in the main segment of today's show, Kyle reflects on the recent documentary that came out about Hillsong Church which details lots of misconduct and allegations against the church. Finally, in honor of April Fool's day, Kyle tells some old stories about some of the greatest pranks he's pulled in his life!

    Episode 068- Bracketology, Death By Podcasting & Second-Hand Embarassment

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 65:03


    In this episode, we run throught then entire March Madness: Worst Christian Song Editon bracket and (as always) Kyle give his predictions and opinions on each matchup. Have you ever wondered what Kyle thinks about Mandisa, Skillet, Church Clap and Christian rap? You're in luck. But at one point, we have to take a break for Kyle to give an update on the closest he's ever come to death while recording a podcast episode! But when we pick the action back up, Kyle suffers multiple cases of second-hand embarassment when he reads the lyrics to Christian raps songs. Listen to this episdoe and fill out your own bracket by Monday, March 21st!

    Episode 067- God's Sovereignty, The Bible Character Draft & The Sickest Bible Burn

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 56:16


    If you had fun in last week's episode, you're in luck! Hunter and Kelsey are back! In this episode, we each assemble a team of Bible Characters through a draft. It became apparent early that one particular participant had a team that completely and totally denies the sovereignty of God and another participant came way more prepared than anyone else! Listen as Kyle doesn't let God on his team until the very last pick. You'll get to vote for which person you think drafted the best team in a poll that will be posted in the near future.

    Episode 066- A Seminary Love Story, The Authority of Scripture & Partial Articles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 70:33


    On this episode of the show, we have special guests Hunter and Kelsey Brown! Learn how one of Kyle's most miserable seminary experiences helped bring together a couple who is now married! The majority of this episode is spent discussing the authority of Scripture- namely how we differentiate the authority of Scripture from the interpretation of Scripture. Kyle read a third of an article on the subject and brought that to the table, so you're pretty much getting the most insightful information possible!

    Episode 065- Government Microwave Control, A Sinister Guest & The North Dakota Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 52:08


    Get ready to be taken on a ride like never before. In this episode of (NA)CP, more chaos and ridiculousness ensues than ever before in the history of (NA)CP. First, Kyle talks about his microwave experience that finally sent him over the edge in encouraging the government to overreach into our homes and our kitchen. Next, a weird item on Facebook Marketplace causes Kyle to have his most interesting guest in the show's history (who also became the first guest to be cast off the show in Jesus' name). We close it out by playing a game of "Real or Fake" and look at how you guys voted on the veracity of several Facebook groups. Some are real, some are fake, but they're all ridiculous. Help Kyle find Giancarlo Morocco and listen in amazement as Kyle systematically proves to you that North Dakota doesn't exist and how Ed Sheeran is behind the conspiracy!

    Episode 064- Abortion: Common Objections

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 57:51


    Welcome back to our third and final week of our Abortion Series! Before we get started on that, Kyle does a couple of quick rants about unwanted emails and messing with people who send political text messages. The main segement of the show pertains to our ongoing Abortion Series. Our main goal today is to answer common objections, such as "A woman has the right to choose," "Pro-lifers only care about the baby before it's born and not after" as well as some Biblical passages that are sometimes used to support a pro-choice perspective.

    Episode 063- Abortion: The Sanctity of Human Life From a Biblical Perspective

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 55:31


    In this episode, we kick it off with Kyle telling you more about his shoes than you probably ever expected to know. We start beef with Amazon Prime, talk about smelly Pumas and remember what shoes are for in the first place. Then, we go over two exciting chances you have: One is to be the designer of the next (NA)CP Sticker and the other is to get 7 benefits for $7 per month! For the main segment of the show, we continue our series on abortion and talk about the sanctity of life from a Biblical perspective and what it means that we are created in the Image of God and how that relates to abortion.

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