Toby + Chilli Mornings On Demand

More listeners share why they feel like you deserve a parade?

Ever feel like you deserve a full-on parade for surviving the week? SAME. This episode, we're talking about the activities you actually enjoy doing with your kids (yes, they exist and no, they don't all involve glitter). Toby gives us his Father's Day recap—including the good, the sweet, and the very chaotic. Then it's your turn: we play Fill in the Blank—what's your “I deserve a parade” moment? Plus, a new edition of Make Your Monday and listener calls that prove we're all just doing our best out here.

We kick things off with a feel-good call from Sue in Gaithersburg

When is the right time to talk about having kids in a relationship? Our callers weigh in with some surprising opinions

From favorite foods that taste better the next day

Ever wonder if you really need to tell your partner about that nose job or those lip fillers?

In today's episode:

We kick things off with jaw-dropping stories about amazing things people have seen pregnant women do—seriously, superheroes in yoga pants!

Would you let your ex access your bank account?

Would you travel just for tacos?

We're unpacking what people stash in their cars just in case (spoiler: someone's ready for anything

Can you spot a liar just by their feet?

A song that literally helps your brain focus?

Callers share their heartfelt (and hilarious) graduation advice

Toby is back from Boston and the proud parent of a college graduate! Why do some speeches stick and others fade fast? We break down what makes a message land (hint: it's not the clichés), share the wildest celeb advice to grads (Jennifer Coolidge, we're looking at you), and callers share the advice they have for new grads. Plus, we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question!

Chilli makes a surprisingly cozy case for bedtime socks

With Toby out, Producer Taylor Shay tags in for a wild and feel-good ride alongside Chilli! They swap Mother's Day stories (spoiler: not everything went according to plan), Taylor shares the tiny mindset hacks she's testing on her family, and listeners reveal the most bizarre and totally untrue rumors they've heard about themselves. Plus, a Make Your Monday story that might just restore your faith in humanity, and we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question!

Niall from Rockville drops by to spill the tea on just how often she had to call parents back in the day

From keeping secrets in relationships to the guilt of not calling mom enough, we're diving into the quiet stuff we don't talk about. Plus, why Maycember has parents barely hanging on, and we talk to Anja in Silver Spring about her Crazy First Date that started in a movie theater and ended with... a very questionable excuse

Ever had a job so bad it haunts your dreams?

We've all been there—someone's chatting through the movie

From feel-good karma stories to furry friends who've saved the day, this episode's packed with heart.

Ever wonder what job you'd love if money was no object? We dig into your dream gigs—some serious, some...not so much

Would you eat 3D-printed food? Scientists made squid...from a printer

We kick things off with leftover calls about the critters popping up now that spring has sprung

Tara from Waldorf kicks things off with a hilarious “Take Your Kid to Work Day” moment

We kick things off by asking a deep (and kind of delicious) question—what would your last meal be?

Happy Earth Day! ♻️ We kick things off asking how YOU conserve energy—and your answers are creative, practical, and even a little funny. Then, Toby's got a sneaky suspicion about why his girlfriend tagged along to his latest doctor's appointment…

Ever wish you could go back to school just to study something totally new? You're not alone — our callers spill what they'd love to learn

From sweet gestures to surprising bathroom habits

What do Mike Tyson, Craigslist oddities, and office gossip have in common? Us. 

Ever heard of relationship insurance?!

What's the worst places you've been caught naked (Ed Sheeran and Toby we're looking at you

We're diving into the chaos today! Listeners share the one sentence or mantra that's stuck with them , and we talk about the wild behavior popping up in Minecraft movie theaters. The National Recording Registry revealed its 2025 inductees. Do you remember these sounds? Plus, Michelle from Bethesda shares a Crazy First Date with a self-proclaimed vain guy who has major Napoleon energy. And of course, we open phones to vent about the most annoying movie theater habits.

You know that perfectly inconvenient time when nature calls?

Chrissy from Williamsport kicks things off with the nostalgic scent that instantly reminds her of her grandmother

Ever told a little white lie to impress someone? You're not alone—our callers really brought the drama this morning

We've got hilarious wardrobe malfunction stories — including Jack Black's pants disaster on The Tonight Show (Toby's got one too

Ever wondered if parents really have a favorite child? Spoiler alert: Some do, and they're not shy about it! We dive into the debate with callers who spill the tea on family dynamics. Plus, what's that one topic you could talk about for hours? Inspired by Cory Booker's 25-hour speech, we hear from listeners who could go on and on about their passion projects (or just their love for pizza

Red flags, anxiety time and more!