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Well, here it is folks, the very last episode of theDAMNcast. This is the part of the write up where I give you a few of the topics that we covered during the show, but I am not going to do that this time. Just listen and find out, or don't, I really don't give a fuck anymore (we reminisce a lot). We do talk to former theDAMNcaster, George, for about an hour and a half. Also, there are various bits and whatnot strewn throughout this final episode of theDAMNcast. Bye.

Hello and welcome to another fucking show. Topics include: Coronavirus (and all that goes with it), Sweatpants (wearing them in public is definitely a life choice) and we reminisce (again) about the Rave days of our youth. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Movies (Best Tom Hanks/Richard Pryor/Robin Williams movies, it's really a shame they were never in a movie together), living in the town you grew up in (there are few perks) and Coronavirus/Corona beer (People are stupid). Also, what elderly woman would you fuck (Joe chooses power over looks)? All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: the Superbowl halftime show (millions of Karen's are pissed off), Politics (yes, again) and SPORTS (back after popular demand?)! All that and so much more on the first show of February (umm, it’s the 17th, we were all very sick motherfuckers) of season number 7, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Coronavirus (Marty questions the effectiveness of surgical masks) Trump (I hate that we talk about this FUCKSTICK so much) and the Federal minimum wage (Marty hates poor people lol). Also, week 2 of the BIG FAT FUCK weight loss challenge (Marty is the least fattest). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Baker Mayfield is fat (not PHAT fat, just FAT fat), Noah Kalina took a picture of himself everyday for 20 years and the results are interesting (he did NOT age well) and was Wilford Brimley ever young (the answer is no)? Plus, Marty asks the question "how many times do you guys shit in a day" (we ask the DAMN questions we know you want the DAMN answers to). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to the 3rd episode this season with a different spelling of the word "boys" in the title. Topics include: the Clint Eastwood directed Richard Jewel movie (a very anti media movie), Martha Wash (the most famous unknown singer of the 90's) and Future Uniforms (when are we finally going to stop worrying about fashion and start wearing the same fucking thing every day). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Universal Healthcare/Tuition Free College (Marty is against it, Joe and Curtis are for it) Marty is pretty sure he was raped as a teenager (and he's totally cool with that) and WE watch the trailer to the vastly underrated movie "Cool As Ice", starring the one and only Vanilla Ice (It's hot garbage, but still a fucking classic). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Browns DE, Myles Garrett, bonking Steelers QB Mason Rudolph on the head with his own helmet (even though everyone has already talked this shit to death, we put our 2 cents in), would dogs eat their owners (if we died and they had no other source of food) and Kanye West and Joel Osteen are best buddies now (Kanye IS the living embodiment of Jesus Christ, so...). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Urinals (we contemplate putting a urinal in the studio), Seasons (Marty hates every season that isn't Summer) and The Founding Fathers (surprise, they we're real pieces of shit). Other topics include Aphex Twin (the groundbreaking electronic music producer), Can't Buy Me Love (the movie) and zero fucking Sports! All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this years Halloween episode? Well... we recorded it on Halloween night, and Curtis did try to spice the show up a bit with a few Halloween topics, but as usual, we didn't really prepare anything. To be honest the scariest part of the show is when Curtis tells a story about a certain beverage companies (not Pepsi) employee who is basically a serial sexual predator (hide your teenage daughters). Other topics include: Trump gives a Dog a medal, sporadic Sports (mostly Football bullshit) and We dispel some Halloween myths. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Sitting in with us this week, is our "#1 fan" Jared. Jared is an old friend of Marty's from high school and seems to actually enjoy our company, on and off the "air". Anyway, this weeks topics include: Beetlejuice (the dwarf made famous by Howard Stern, not the Tim Burton movie) Donald Trumps letter to Erdogan (just a fantastic piece of American literature) and Marty still doesn't think Transgender people are being genuine (honestly, who the fuck knows anything for sure anymore... FAKE NEWS!?!). All that and so much more on the first show we've ever done where a "fan" sat in with us and seemingly enjoyed themselves, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Jesus shoes (Nike Air Max that have holy water from the Jordan river in the sole), Trump (impeachment and whatnot) and Jay Gruden (former coach of the Washington Redskins) gets caught smoking weed and hitting on 19 year olds. All that and so much more on the very first episode in the new studio (unofficially christened "The Attic") of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: painted on hair (the Bigen (pronounced Beijing) hair system), Things Remembered (the store where you get shit engraved) and My Blue Heaven (the Comedy Gangster movie starring Steve Martin, but originally offered to Arnold Schwarzenegger). Also, Curtis makes an interesting confession having to do with writing music for chicks. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 25. Topics include: Kid form Kid and Play (mostly how "interesting" his hair is/was) Christmas presents (cool shit we received when we were kids) and people with Hyperthymesia - "A condition that leads people to be able to remember an abnormally large number of their life experiences in vivid detail." (Marilu Henner is one of them. You remember her right? The red head from the show Taxi? You remember the show Taxi don't you? The show with Tony Danza that wasn't Who's The Boss?). Also, Joe says he's a Cleveland Cavaliers fan who liked when Lebron left to go to Miami (sure Joe... you sound like a huge fan). All that and oh so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The new iPhone has Marty's Trypophobia acting up (an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes, or bumps), NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) from Married with Children and Curtis' aunt Ruth let him eat only bacon for breakfast when he was 8 (she totally overruled his mom, like a mafia boss). Also, we talk a little sports and politics (I'm not going to tell you when, but it's in there... trust me). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to the very first episode recorded at Curtis' new house. Unfortunately the "studio" isn't quite ready yet, so we did this episode on the porch, aka the "Vestibule". Topics include: Curtis Loves Joanie (pre teen Curtis had a "thing" for Erin Moran), Water Polo (what the fuck are the rules and why do we care) and Joe hates Quentin Tarantino (just a tad too racist for Joe's liking). Also, we weigh in on the upcoming NFL season (at least the Browns and Steelers, which in hindsight between recording this episode and writing this summary, doesn't look good for either team or their fans... if that makes any sense). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The Shining (yes again), Tony Danza is on a hot mic (this clip is from at least 20 years ago, but still fucking fantastic) and Chris Cuomo really doesn't like being called Fredo (this clip is very current and topical), and that's only within the first 10 minutes. We also talk about bad movies (yes again) and throw some politics in there too (Trump shit), but absolutely zero sports... So all you sports haters can take your finger off of the 15 second skip button. All that and so much more on this week's large cowardly mammal of an episode, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Drugs (we talk a little bit about our own experimentation with drugs when we were youngsters and some of the dumb shit we would do), Beating Women (and how not too long ago it was not only socially acceptable, it was promoted in Film and on Television) and we listen to Obama rap the song "Fuck Trump" (also to some god awful mumble rapper try and freestyle). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to another expletive filled episode. This weeks episode in particular has heavy uses of the word "cunt". See... Marty is hoping that the word "cunt" catches on more as an adverb, than a slight or term degrading women, and we can't agree more. Other topics include: The Presidential seal gets a makeover (Trump and his cronies didn't even notice), Casting Couches (which includes us watching a famous scene from the show "Fame" involving the character CoCo) and we all give our top five Cartoon Characters. All that and so much more on this “Mad Cunt” of an episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode. This weeks show can be summed up in 3 words: Hip, Hop and Merkin. Sure we talk about other things, including A Totally not gay YouTube star (Bryan from the Daily Bumps) and Parallel/Alternate dimensions/realities, but that shit is really secondary to Rap Music and Pubic Wigs. It just is what it is. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 19, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Nike pulls their "Betsy Ross Flag" shoes from stores (because... racist?), Soda has a crazy amount of sugar in it (DUH) and a short man erupts in a bagel shop (apparently women really don't want no "short short" man). All that and so much more, on the second episode ever recorded in Studio Solarium, of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This is the first episode of the New theDAMNcast that was recorded outside of beautiful downtown Canal Fulton, Ohio, and was instead recorded at Marty's house, in the "Solarium". Topics include: Before and after pictures of people on meth (one guy actually looked better), why are rabbits feet okay to carry around and cats paws are not (we're not cat people) and Joe tells us a little bit about his trip to Japan (Sumo wrestlers are motherfucking Kings). All that and so much more on this weeks "experimental" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. We recorded this episode back in mid March of 2019, but due to unforeseen circumstances, we didn't end up releasing it at that time. So... considering Jokozuna is dominating the Japanese (in Japan) this week, we didn't record an episode. I figured it was time to release this bad boy. Topics include: the R. Kelly interview with Gayle King (you know the one where he freaks out because he's "innocent"), Incels (members of an online subculture, who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Thanks Wikipedia!) and we look up different euphemisms for penises throughout history (there are so many good ones, but I think "Tan Banana" is my favorite). Oh, and we almost get hit by a tornado (no... not really). All that and so much more on this lost, but now found, episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Dick Yelp (A Twitter page where women submit reviews of past lovers. We're pretty sure the reviews are fake, but that doesn't stop us from reading a bunch of them), we play a clip from the 1932 Horror classic "Freaks" (One of Us, One of Us. Gooble Gobble, One of Us), and we make up a new Olympic event (The Bi (Curious) Athlon (You suck a dick and kick a football). Also, we tell some dad jokes and Curtis reads the word "nigga" more than enough times (don't worry, Joe (and actual African American himself) said it was OK. All that and so much more, including the use of the words Fag and Retarded more than a few times, on this weeks offensive AF episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Alf (well more about the creator of Alf and the movie (Permanent Midnight) based on his heroin habit), the history of Genny Cream Ale (and all cream ales, which "spoiler alert" don’t contain any fucking cream) and we try to educate Joe on Japanese (pretty sure it’s pronounced Yapanese) culture (because he is visiting there in a few weeks to dominate them, not unlike Godzilla, and become the fucking icon that he was always destined to become). Also, the fucking computer stops at least 3 fucking times during the recording, so Curtis feels the need to reprimand Marty and Joe (even though they have nothing to do with it, and we have a fucking backup... WE HAVE A BACKUP!!!). Plus Curtis leaves in some of the "behind the scenes" shit (including a conversation about hosting dues... thrilling), just for the fuck of it. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 14, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks "fully retarded" episode. Topics include: Ben Carson has no business being the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (despite being a black man lol), we get a bit racist (well, we play the song "Jesus Christ is my Nigga" written and performed by a Christian pastor and his wife, that we find out shortly after playing the song is completely fake and contrived) and we go "full retard" (we really should be ashamed of ourselves). This is quite an offensive episode, but at least its the shortest one we've ever done? All that and not so much more, on this weeks more retarded than usual episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 12, of theDAMNcast. This weeks topics include: Deepfakes ("an AI-based technology used to produce or alter video content so that it presents something that didn't, in fact, occur." Not exactly how Curtis' dumb ass describes it on the show, but you'll get the idea), Movies that are so bad they are good (The Room and Troll 2 are Curtis' examples, but Marty and Joe have never seen either, of course) and Extreme Saunaing (People see how long they can endure up to 229 degree Fahrenheit temperatures in order to "win", and yes people have died). Oh... and Marty and Curtis get into an argument about music where Marty calls Curtis Sarah Palin, and Curtis yells at Marty about how he can see Alaska from his apartment (Curtis just basically yells for a good five minutes during the conversation... about something definitely not worth yelling over, which is why his nickname is Testo) All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to another rousing episode of the show. We start this weeks show off in tribute to Curtis' mother Linda K. Swinford, whom unfortunately lost her life on April 30th, RIP Mom. After that we reminisce about the 70's and 80's which somehow leads us into talking about Prohibition, and we just keep A rolling on, topics include: Jungle Cats (mountain lions and tigers to be specific), The Brothers Grimm (Curtis (sorta) reads the synopsis of A lesser known tale "The Goose Girl") and we talk about the Vajankle (A foot shaped pussy, need I say more?). Oh and Joe finally show's Marty and Curtis what he looked like with hair (Spoiler Alert: he looked SEXY AF, obviously, but he always does). All that and a oh so much more on this weeks Season 6, Episode 11, edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 10, topics include: Curtis gives TMI (about hair pulling during coitus), Joe has a unique fetish (he fucks birds... no not really) and Marty talks shit about Woman's sports (he likes Woman's Tennis though, well... we all do)… and that is just in the first 10 minutes. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello everybody, we're back! After over a month off, we are back with another 2 hour show for your asses. This weeks topics include: After over 100 years of theoretical Black Holes, we finally have a picture of one (Marty is not impressed), Beautiful Mullets (Andre Agassi wore a wig and Curtis is devastated) and we dissect the lyrics to the Rupert Holmes classic "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (Curtis gives a passionate reading of the lyrics). Oh, and Joe is afraid of the Ocean (he doesn't understand the power and beauty, or just doesn't care), and Marty wants both Joe and Curtis to get a motorcycle (fat fucking chance). All that and so much more on this weeks "comeback" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: The Momo Challenge (an internet urban legend), are Neil Diamond, Mike Diamond and Dustin Diamond related (they're not) and we watch a very erotic piece of cinema (A man fucking a woman's pee hole... no really). Also, our friend Zeljko sits in with us, and abuses the only female theDAMNcaster left on the show (that slutty Bezos whore, Alexa). Needless to say, we're all rock hard for pretty much the entire show. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 8, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Bill Murray (what's his best movie?), Steven Spielberg (what's his best movie?) and slimy wet dicks (our dicks don't get hard, they get soft, wet and slimy... because we're feminists). Also, we (sorta) answer the age old question, "who's better, Bryan or Ryan Adams"? All that and so much more bullshit on this weeks episode 7, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks (incomplete-ish) episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Wolves/Dogs helped early humans defeat Neanderthals (they’re Mans best friend, not Thals... duh), The Browns signed former Chiefs RB (running back)/WB (woman beater) Kareem Hunt (No one is surprised) and a brief and convoluted history of Valentines Day (sorta). Oh, and... for some reason Marty's audio from the last 32 minutes or so was corrupted, so you can't hear his mic for the last 32 minutes… well, you can kind of hear him (IT IS Marty, so…) if you squint your fucking ears (if you want, you can end the show at the the 1:27:41 mark). All that and so much more on this weeks "corrupted" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Fyre Festival Documentaries (Curtis watched them both and they are well worth a viewing... total fucking shit show), the State of the Union (none of us watched it, but those who did are apparently now experts) and Blue People do exist (too much Colloidal Silver). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 5, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Tall Men with Small Dicks (be proportioned, why don't ya?), MAGA Kids (I don't care how long of a video you show me, those kids are still racist little assholes) and The Jesus Years (Curtis doesn't think he was even real). All that and so much more on this weeks Episode 4, of Season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 3. Topics include: We're all on diets (the Holidays did a number on us), Gerbert (a religious muppet) and Gillette (how dare they tell us to be better men!). All that and SO much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Season 6, episode 2. Topics include: Lady Gaga pulls her duet with R. Kelly from streaming services and now it's back in the top 20 (she has a smart publicist), some women can grow full beards (but their mustaches are weak as shit) and Curtis professes his love for all things Phil Collins (the man is a national treasure (yes, I know he's British) ). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to (most likely) the last episode of 2018. Topics include: PC culture is really getting out of hand (and this is coming from liberal feminists;)), Kevin Hart gets fired from the Oscars (I'm sure he'll be fine) and we take in the smooth sounds of Mr. Kenneth G. Also, Joe hips Marty and Curtis to the "bitch slap championships" (juxtaposed with smooth jazz, of course). All that and so much more on this (most likely) final episode of 2018, of theDAMNcast! Episode 28 features (yet again) a fantastic beat (https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/dont-cry) by threepeeoh. Check all things threepeeoh out here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 27. Topics include: Golf (Tiger vs Phil is stupid and boring), Metal music (Black, Speed and Stoner) and working out (getting jacked like Mac). Also, R. Kelly has some 19 year old friends. All that and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 27 of season 5 of theDAMNcast! This weeks episode features the track "Realer By The Second" (Lee Harvey Oswald remix) by threepeeoh https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/realer-by-the-second-lee-harvey-oswald-remix.

Hello and welcome to the longest episode of the season! Topics include: Trump doesn't know how voting (or buying groceries) works, Marty intoduces Curtis and Joe to "Fortnight" (a new and fantastic waste of time) and Curtis shows Marty and Joe the largest dildo in the world, "The Moby" (via the interwebs... it's even bigger than the "Bad Dragon"... look it up). All that, and just a little bit of John Tesh, on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast! Episode 26 features the track “Eagle Force (instrumental)” by threepeeoh featuring Kool Keith, off of the DJ Lord album “Afterburn”. Make sure and check out all things threepeeoh here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

Hello and welcome to Season 5's shortest episode, so far. Topics include: Hover Boards (the sweet ones from Back To The Future 2, not the lame ass ones that were popular a few years ago), the Midterm Election (more Trump talk) and Rage (Curtis' internal rage specifically). In the 2nd segment, we talk mostly Sports, so if you're not into that just stop listening around the 53:25 mark. All that and SO MUCH MORE on this extra short episode (stupid Steelers game was on) of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 24. Topics include: Voting(go vote), Trump (he fucking sucks), Batman (he’s fucking sweet), Cigarettes (Joe’s mom smoked True, Curtis’ mom smoked Vantage, back in the day), Fro Yo (we sample some amazing fro yo) and Sports (Not necessarily in that order, and not EVERYTHING we cover (not even close, we are way all over the place… as usual)! Also, we learn that if you enjoy having sex for fun, and not just to “spread your seed”, you can thank Jewish people (Thanks Jews!). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 23. Topics include: journalist Jamal Khashoggi was "accidentally" murdered and cut into pieces at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Turkey (or maybe it was rouge killers?), Cannabis is now legal in Canada (as it fucking should be everywhere) and we spend almost the entire second segment talking about Post Malone and the Dybbuk box (a wine cabinet haunted by an evil Jewish spirit). All that and so much more on our official Halloween show (I guess?) of Season five, of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to yet another exciting episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Are the Cleveland Indians cursed by the Chief Wahoo logo (All Cleveland teams are cursed by residing in Cleveland), We yell at Amazons Alexa (that bitch kept interrupting the show) and Curtis tells a story about (thinking he was) almost getting mugged in Pittsburgh (He was just paranoid). We also play "Stuck Milf Porn" (yes really), and Curtis talks about his lack of masturbation motivation (2 whole months without doing it, because... meh). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 22, of Season 5, of theDAMNcast. This week's show features the song "Mop Hog" by Birthday Noose. Check all things Birthday Noose out, including their latest album "Noosifer", by clicking or copying this link: https://birthdaynoose.bandcamp.com/

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 21. Topics include: Trump and more on the Brett Kavanaugh Senate hearing (most fucked up thing on CSpan, maybe ever) Sports (mostly Browns shit), and we reminisce about just how fucking funny the Jerky Boys (and phony phone calls in general) really are/were. All that and so much more (including an old Halloween themed Ed Spano bit from 3 years ago) on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast. This weeks show also features the track "Drama Queen" by Threepeeoh. To check out all things Threepeeoh, which you should absolutely fucking do, click this link https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 20. Topics include: Sex Robot Brothels are here (in Texas of course), A Vice Principal in Tennessee says that Women "pretty much ruin everything" during a morning announcement ("ask Adam, look at Eve") and the Brett Kavanaugh Senate hearing is an insane new low for the good old US of A (Joe and Curtis think Christine Blasey Ford is being truthful, while Marty's gut feeling is that she's lying. Yes, really) All that and so much more (we talka tha Sports... Baker Mayfield mostly) on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 19. Topics include: Sinbad (the actor, not the sailor), Kylie Jenner (it only took this bitch 21 years to try cereal with fucking milk) and apparently Bert and Ernie are gay (is this information really necessary?). We also talk a little sports, and make our Browns and Steelers predictions, for games that have already been played by the time this comes out (except the Steelers game, which is on Monday night and this show goes out Sunday night, but who really gives a fuck about them anyway? PS... Joe does... sort of... I think). Anyway… all that, and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 19 of season 5, of theDAMNcast! As always, remember to enjoy!

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 18. Topics include: Serena Williams calls the ref at the US Open a "thief", and gets penalized (men have said much worse and not received such a punishment. Is there a double standard?), we learn about the longest movie ever made (it's called "Ambience", and when it's finished it will be 30 days long, and after it's over the world will explode) and Marty's son want's to be a Steelers fan (Joe absolutely loves this, BTW). All songs featured on episode 18 ("bruce lee" and "dabney coleman") are courtesy of threepeeoh! Check him out on Soundcloud @ https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion All that and so much more on this weeks episode 18, of Season 5, of theDAMNcast! As always remember to enjoy.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Dirty Keto, Alex Jones looks at Transvestite Porn and Curtis tells way to many personal stories. Also, we make our predictions for the Browns vs Steelers game that happened yesterday. All that and so much more, this week, on theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode of theDAMNcast. We're back from a week off (our first in 6 weeks), and although we start off a little slow, we quickly regain our momentum. This weeks topics include: Joe thinks Chemtrails are real, Marty doesn't think Curtis could ever give Trump credit for anything (he's fucking right) and Curtis tells a quick story about his brief time on Tinder. All that, and more Pat Boone, on this weeks episode 16 of season 5, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this especially gross episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Catholic Priests at a Church in Pittsburgh molested over 1000 children (BIG fucking surprise), all 3 of theDAMNcasters hate Tupac and Kaitlin Jenner's new Transgender girlfriend (Sophia Hutchins) is hot AF! Also, we are now back on Twitter @theDAMNcast! All that and so much more on this weeks episode 15, of season 5, of theDAMNcast!

Welcome to episode 14, topics include: the Whizzinator, can Men and Women actually just be friends and we pose the question "who would you rather listen to, Smash Mouth or Nickleback?". All that and a FUCKton more bullshit on this weeks episode 14 of season 5, of theDAMNcast! As Always, be sure to enjoy.

Welcome to episode 13, this weeks topics include: Ohio State Football coach Urban Meyer will probably be fired (at least that's what everyone thought on Wednesday, when we recorded this episode), Schizophrenic Musicians and we translate a few phrases into French (we're totally multilingual now). Also, we listen to Al Jolson and Pat Boone misappropriate black culture (Al's was a lot more racist though). All that and so much more on this week's episode of theDAMNcast!

This weeks topics include: Bill Murray, Incels and Smoking in the 1980's. Also, Curtis goes to the Ween concert and although we talk about talking about sports, we never actually do. All that and so much more on this week's very "mature" episode of theDAMNcast!

This week former theDAMNcaster George, joins us for segment 2. Episode topics include: Docking, American accents and Curtis is trying the Ketogenic diet. All that and so much more on this especially "retarded" episode of theDAMNcast!

Well, we're back from another week off to bring you a... show. This weeks topics include: Lebron James leaves Cleveland, again, Wearing mirrored sunglasses is great for looking at titties in public and we create a new drink fit for every Canal Fultonite to enjoy. Also, the carnival is in town, so the odds of getting stabbed by a rogue Carnie just went up. All that and so much more on this week's brand new episode of theDAMNcast!

We're back, after another week off. This time, so Marty and Curtis could go to Rhode Island for a wedding, and so Curtis could go hog wild and eat everything in sight. This weeks topics include: Trump announces the Space Force (the 6th branch of the military), Childish Gambino might have ripped off the song "This Is America", and Curtis gained 12 pounds in 3 days (all bloat weight). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 9 of season 5 of theDAMNcast. Enjoy!!!

This weeks episode is brought to you by Sudio Sweden premium earphones. Sudio Sweden makes amazing quality On and In ear, Corded and Bluetooth enabled, earphones. Just go to www.sudio.com and enter the promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off. This week we search for the newest Kanye West song (Lift Yourself) for at least 15 minutes with no pay off. Marty thinks the WNBA Champs shouldn't get invited to the White House, and Curtis reveals that he doesn't really like Bob Marley. That and so much more on this weeks Anticlimactic episode of theDAMNcast!

We had a few technical difficulties this week, but fuck it we're still putting out the show. Topics include: Marty thinks crystals and tarot cards are bullshit, old man shoes and just how many wins would the Browns have to have to justify murdering a kitten? All that and so much more on this weeks technically difficult episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Season 5, episode 4 of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Fanta is Nazi soda, Childish Gambino/Donald Glover's video for the song "This Is America", and Sports!!! Don't worry, we talk about a whole lot of other shit too. We are kind of all over the place, but that’s nothing new. Enjoy!

This weeks episode is sponsored by Sudio Sweden premium headphones. We use, and absolutely love, Sudio's Regent on ear headphones, but they make a variety of different headphones including the Tre's and Neva's. Go to sudiosweden.com and enter the promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off your order. This week we talk about Porn, Yogurt and Baker Mayfield… in that order. Along with a whole bunch of other shit. Enjoy!

We're back! Well, sort of... Curtis and Marty are back as theDAMNcast (Acacia can still be heard as "Acacia and the Void" available on iTunes and at acaciaandthevoid.com), this week with long time friend of the show and voice of theDAMNcast theme song, Mr. Joe Howze! Curtis, Mary and Joe sit down to talk about all sorts of shit (Crossfit, Donald Trumps diet, Hunting) including Sports (sports segment starts at the 44:33 mark, just in case you want to skip it)! We wind down the show by playing 2 songs from popular cartoons and bickering about how to end the show. It feels great to be back! Thanks to everyone that has, and continues to support us!

Hello and welcome to this Mondays episode 207. This week, we have a very special guest in studio. Canton Ohio House music legend, HeSoHi (Douglas) along with his significant other, Cathy. Douglas has been producing and performing Electronic music for over 25 years and is one of the "OG's" of the Canton "Rave" scene. His new album, Conversation, is out now on Bandcamp and iTunes. We talk to Douglas about his roots, his annual "Lovethang Picnic" and a whole bunch of other good shit! All that and so much more on this weeks Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 206. Topics include: the Dancing Plague of 1518, Sailor Tattoo's (what they mean) and Ancient Trees. Also, we're almost to 500 Likes on Facebook, and whoever is the 500th like will get a special care package from theDAMNcast. All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Episode 204, 1st segment topics include: We all took a 3 question IQ test, It turns out Dyslexia is in the eyes and we learn all about Spite Houses. In the 2nd segment we talk to Dani Pajak, the owner of Disowned Customs Motorcycles in Cleveland, Ohio. Dani can take any motorcycle you can find and turn it into a masterpiece. Seriously, this guys work is fucking amazing! To check out just some of Dani's custom bikes, or if you're interested in having him customize a bike for you go to www.disownedcustoms.com, and make sure to follow him on Instagram @disownedcustoms (interview starts at the 41:32 mark). In the 3rd segment, we wrap it all up with the disturbing new "trend" of Ovipositing (inserting chicken sized eggs made of gelatin into a vagina via an alien looking dildo). All that and so much more on this weeks Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to another Thursday show. This week, 2nd segment is kinda sorta dedicated to getting to know more about Curtis. If that sounds terrible to you, I recommend skipping that part (starts around the 32:25 mark). 1st segment topics include: Hypernormalisation, Eliza the Computer Therapist (an early version of AI that regurgitated exactly what you asked it just in the form of a question) and what it's like living in the Internet age of Social Media, Fake News and trying to convince yourself, and everybody else, that everything is just fine. All that and not much more on this weeks "getting to know" Curtis themed episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 202. This was an odd episode. We recorded on Saturday instead of a Thursday, and our external hard drive decided to not record this weeks guests audio (the 3rd time we've had such a malfunction in the last month or so). So instead of local Toledo, Ohio filmmaker Michael E. Cullen II joining us via telephone, we are guestless this week. Topics include: Harvey Weinstein allegedly loves molesting people, Curtis' brother and sister forced him to watch A Nightmare On Elm Street at 5 years old and Acacia gives us some fun facts about "balls and testicles". All that and so much more on this weeks weirder than usual episode 202 of theDAMNcast! We are super bummed that we had technical difficulties and Michael E. Cullen the 2nd's audio was corrupted and we apologize to him for that. Make sure and check all things Michael E. Cullen out at www.cullenpark.com.

Welcome to this weeks Thursday edition. Topics include: Curtis doesn't know what to do with old birthday cards (just don't give them to Acacia to deal with), Archeologists claimed to have discovered Santa Clauses tomb and we share a few stories about our own past psychedelic experiences. All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast!

This weeks 200th "official" episode is brought to you by Sudio Sweden Premium Earphones. Just go to www.sudiosweden.com and enter promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off!!! We took a week off last week, but we are back this week for another exciting show! This weeks 1st segment topics include: Theoretical Physicists figured out that there's no way we live in a simulation (sorry Elon Musk), Steven Seagal weighs in on kneeling NFL players and after another mass shooting we discuss gun control. In the 2nd segment we talk to poster artist, and recent military man Keith Ten Eyck. Keith makes these fucking amazing alternate movie posters in a very simple and minimal style in the vain of 1950s and 60s Saul Bass. Keith is also a recent graduate of basic training at the ripe old age of 34, so he explains what that's all about. Make sure and check everything Keith Ten Eyck out at www.keithist.com! We wrap it all up with the Sudio Sweden 3rd segment by coming into a new Duckii track (To The Top) off of his latest album (The Maladaptive Daydreamers Association) available here https://duckii.bandcamp.com/, and continue to reminisce about weird shows we watched as kids and the fact that we have done 200 fucking episodes!!! All that and so much more on this weeks very special 200th episode of theDAMNcast!!!

This weeks Thursday show topics include: Curtis has a few things he wants to clear up concerning last Mondays episode 198, more people were arrested for weed in 2016 than all violent crimes combined and Acacia skimmed an article about a certain mushroom that gives women orgasms (we're not sure which mushroom, so if you wanna know you're going to have to Bing that shit. It's your first theDAMNcast Homework assignment!). All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 198. This weeks 1st segment topics include: The end of the world happened last Saturday (so I assume everybody reading this did not ascend to Heaven via the Rapture), and then we basically just talk about stealing shit when we were young for the rest of the segment (we told you before that we we're shitty kids). In the 2nd segment we talk to Artist/Surfer/(former) Lawyer, Steve Simmons (interview starts at the 54:47 mark)! Steve creates 3D and 2D art by using a proprietary mixture of fiberglass and resin. It's very cool and very tactile art. Acacia and Curtis visited Steve a few weeks ago to get a hands on feel for his work. Definitely check out all things Steve Simmons at www.stevenjsimmons.com! Unfortunately, Curtis' .wav file for segment 3 was corrupted and was not able to be restored, so his mic is not represented in the 3rd segment. You can sort of hear him through the bleed of Marty and Acacias mic, but not really. We're putting it out anyway, because the segment seems to make almost perfect sense without Curtis (go figure). topics include: Bjork's new video, Frisson and Retro-causality. All that and a bag of stolen merchandise, on this weeks extra personal Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

Welcome to this week's Thursday episode, topics include: On September 18, the Moon will pass in front of three planets and one of the brightest stars in our night sky, all in less than 24 hours, marking a special lunar occultation, Astronomers caught a glimpse of a pitch black planet (they named it WASP-12b, but we affectionately re-named it Planet Chuck D), and we wonder how other animals (some fictional and some real) masturbate. All that and a whole lot more on this very sexually aggressive Thursday edition of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to episode 193. First segment topics include: Texas made carrying Swords legal, Hurricane Irma looks headed for Miami and Kentucky's last Abortion clinic just closed. In the second segment we talk about Trumps decision to rescind DACA, a Pregnant Ohio woman covers her Belly in Bees and there are not one, but two types of Alcoholic Yogurt. All that and much more on this weeks Thursday episode 193 of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 192. This weeks Monday show is sponsored by Sudio Sweden premium earphones. Sudio Sweden makes some of the finest Blue Tooth and corded earphones in the business. Click this link https://goo.gl/1gctv9 and use the promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off! This week we start off the show by stumbling into a conversation about Masturbation (for some reason), which shifts abruptly to High School Gym Class and then comes back around to Masturbation (of course). We don't really hit any of the actual topics we had "prepared", except the LARGE FUCKING Asteroid (Florence) that's quickly approaching Earth. In the 2nd segment, we talk to Adam Flaig, the lead guitar player from the Cincinnati Hard Rock band Mad Anthony. As most of you know, Mad Anthony are our resident Boy Band (we've played well over 20 of their songs) and we not only love their music, but we love those 3 fucking fantastic SOBs too (I'm tearing up as I write this). After releasing 52 songs in 52 weeks (Mad Anthology), the band decided to start an Indiegogo campaign to raise money to print vinyl records for the most Hi quality listening experience possible, so click this link to help them out with that https://www.indiegogo.com/esi/en/projects/mad-anthology-by-mad-anthony-rock#/, and of course check everything Mad Anthony out at www.madanthology.com. In the 3rd segment we talk Dildos. All that and so much more on this weeks Dickstravaganza of an episode of theDAMNcast! This week we start off the show by stumbling into a conversation about Masturbation, which shifts abruptly to High School Gym Class and then comes back around to Masturbation. We don't really hit any of the actual topics we had "prepared", except the LARGE FUCKING Asteroid that's quickly approaching Earth. In the 2nd segment, we talk to Adan Flaig, the lead guitar player from the Cincinnati Hard Rock band Mad Anthony. As most of you know, Mad Anthony are our resident Boy Band (we've played well over 20 of their songs) and we not only love their music, but we love those 3 fucking fantastic sobs too (I'm tearing up as I write this). After releasing 52 songs in 52 week (Mad Anthogy), the band decided to start an Indiegogo campaign to raise money to print vinyl records for the most Hi quality listening experience, so click this link to help them out with that https://www.indiegogo.com/esi/en/projects/mad-anthology-by-mad-anthony-rock#/, and of course check everything Mad Anthony out at www.madanthology.com. In the 3rd segment we talk Dildos. All that and so much more on this weeks Dickstravaganza of an episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to the very first afternoon recording of theDAMNcast. Curtis and Acacia's son just started preschool, so they found some time Wednesday afternoon to fit in episode 191. Instead of Rum and Light Beer, Acacia and Curtis are drinking Red Bull and Monster. Topics include: Trump tells Hurricane Harvey Refugees that they're "A great crowd", Joel Osteen has to be "Internet shamed" to open his Mega Churches doors to Harvey Refugees and Curtis and Acacia share their Hurricane experiences. All that and so much more on this Extra Caffeinated episode 191 of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks Monday edition of theDAMNcast. No guest this week, so we just get drunk and talk about whatever comes up. Topics include: People that are threatening to boycott the NFL should just do it and SHUT THE FUCK UP already, Transgender kids is not an easy topic to discuss and Curtis looks a lot like the "Guru of Bling". All that and so much more on this EXTRA drunken episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks Thursday edition of theDAMNcast, 1st segment topics include: It's Curtis' 38th birthday, Trump looks directly at the Eclipse and should babies with Down Syndrome be aborted. In the second segment we talk about the healing power of Royal Jelly, Vaginal Atrophy and we wrap it all up with a few fucking fantastic fragments of songs from the 80's. All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday Birthday edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 188, 1st segment topics include: The first total Eclipse of the Sun, for the US in 99 years, is happening today so we attempt to sing an A Capella karaoke rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to appease the Eclipse Gods (starts at 9:56 ends around 11:55, just in case you want to fast forward through our AMAZING performance), Donald Trump doesn't really condemn White Supremacy in Charlottesville and Marty tells a story of how NOT to transport a propane grill. In the 2nd segment we talk to Gina DeSantis, an artist who throws fucking amazing pottery and is a BIG Patrick Swayze fan (duh). Definitely check everything Gina DeSantis out at www.ginadesantisceramics.com (interview starts at the 51:52 mark). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with another glorious A Capella karaoke performance, this time of the Smash Mouth "classic" "Walkin' On The Sun" (if you're smart you'll skip this one too from 01:58:23 - 01:59:39). All that and so much more on this weeks Monday Eclipse Special Edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 187, topics include: Nazis are alive and well in Charlottesville (punch one today), Sex Dolls are more high maintenance than some actual women and Egyptians had some freaky sex practices. All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks Monday edition. We start off the show reading and discussing the DAMN Sarahah anonymous comments challenge. We asked our listeners to submit anonymous reviews ,via the app Sarahah, and we agreed to submit a review too. Then we each tried to guess which review we thought were ours (if that makes any sense?). Let's just say that it didn't go as smoothly as it could have. In the 2nd segment we talk to comedian Tom Simmons on the phone (interview starts at the 43:32 mark). Tom has been on the show before and is part of the American Heretics Comedy Tour, as well as a very blunt Little League Baseball coach. We have an absolute blast talking to Tom, definitely check all things Tom Simmons out at tomsimmonscomedy.com. Unfortunately Marty had to leave for 3rd segment, but Acacia and Curtis wrap it up with a conversation about Fucking Flossing! All that and so much more on this weeks Monday edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to another Thursday Edition of theDAMNcast. This version of the show used to be called "2nd Show", but as you'll hear, WE decided (Acacia) to drop the name "2nd Show" and just refer to this version as the "Thursday Edition", and by the end of the show Curtis agrees (it takes him a little while to warm up to new ideas, he's a titch slow sometimes, just one of his endearing qualities). Anyway, this episode is chalked full of topics including Trumps "Fire and Fury" fuels tension with North Korea, Designer Babies are soon to be a reality and after a Woman was shot in the Vagina while being Fucked by a Gun, we wonder if "Gun Rape" is an actual sexual fetish so we consult an expert (Porn Hub) to find out. All that and so much more on a very topic heavy Thursday Edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 184. This week we welcome our friend Adam and his friends Paul and Alaina to sit in for first segment. Topics include: What it's like to be from Camaroon (Paul is from Camaroon), Adam got propositioned by his high school Spanish teacher and "what's the worst thing you've done to a complete stranger?". In the 2nd segment we talk to Aerialist and Acrobat Ollie Lulu aka Ziska (Diane Ziska). She's a Cleveland based artist and a fucking amazing young talent! In the 3rd segment we wrap it up with a story about Marty kayaking and a drunken discussion on Single Payer Healthcare. All that and so much more on this overly personal episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 14. This week we are joined in studio by former guest Byron and his "significant other" Courtney. Byron makes fucking amazing Vintage Tube Amplifiers and is just an all around amazing guy (seriously, he only sleeps 3 hours a night and thinks bacon smells worse than shit). Topics include: Trump Fires Scaramucci, Acacia rides A Rubber Bull/Rhino and we ask the question "what part of Mother Nature would you Fuck?". All that and so much more on this weeks 2nd Show 14 of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 183, 1st segment topics include: Scaramucci talks shit about Bannon and Preibus to the New Yorker, we conclude that Lebron James probably has a decent size penis but it looks small on him and Acacia introduces everyone to Necropants. No guest this week, but Mark is sitting in studio. We wrap it all up with some reminiscing about our Raver days (again) and Trump now wants to ban Transgenders from serving in the Military. All that, and some light bullying from Mark, on this week's Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 182. 1st segment topics include: the lead singer of Linkin Park hangs himself, John McCain has brain cancer and Acacia has the crazy idea that instead of tithing 10% to a church, people should donate 10% of their money or time to charity. In the 2nd segment we talk to the CEO of HWIC Filmworks, Johnny Swirl (interview starts around the 41:40 mark). HWIC Filmworks produces some of the greatest content on the internet, definitely check them out at HWICFilm.com and SwirlNetwork.tv on YouTube. In the 3rd segment we wrap it up with an in depth dissection of the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden. All that and so much more on this episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to 2nd Show 12. We took a Mental Health week last week, and are back this week to continue Screaming into the Void. Topics include: A Trillion Ton Iceberg split off of Antarctica, R. Kelly is being accused of running a Sex Cult and Curtis' dumb ass doesn't know that all Primates have Opposable Thumbs (as well as Opossum, Koala's and some fucking Frog). All that and so much more on this weeks return of 2/3 of theDAMNcast. Enjoy!!!

We're back! After 2 1/2 weeks of nothing, here is an impromptu episode recorded right after theDAMNcast. Marty and Curtis talk Cavs, Indians and Browns... what else?

Marty and Curtis, from theDAMNcast, talk Cleveland Sports. Episode 41 topics include: The NFL Draft, Cavs resting star players and unfortunately Donald FUCKING Trump. This episode is best when consumed with friends... Enjoy!

It's the debut episode of our new Sports podcast. We dive right into talking about the Browns opener against the Jets. It's kinda like theDAMNcast, but instead of Acacia just think of Sports as the 4th cohost.