Heather Whatever

Heather is still on her "girl's trip" so we are having another "boy's show." Listen to the latest from the minds of 2/3 of the Heather Whatever crew.  Don't forget to shop www.theheatherpresley.com and take advantage of our massive pre-summer automatic sale. 

Tax season has subsided so Heather Whatever is back with more episodes but we are missing the namesake as Heather is on a plane to a far-away land for a girl's trip so Nick and Gordy handle the episode. Check out our automatic sale happening right now at www.theheatherpresley.com and get stocked up for summer! 

The Heather Whatever crew gets into the art of revenge or forgiveness and the best way to move forward. Also, the proposed Tik Tok ban and is it better to "manifest" something or to "visualize" that success? All this plus some of the usual fun and hostilities. Don't forget to shop online at www.TheHeatherPresley.com and apply the show's discount code for some great discounts.

The Heather Whatever hometown is being invaded by zombies...sort of. Plus a few "lost me virgnity"stories from the crew including Heather's history with "Mega Pads" for religious reasons. Yes, that was a thing and you won't believe why. Listen for a special promo code and shop our website www.theheatherpresley.com to support this show. 

The Heather Whatever crew reunites during tax season to drop a new episode. The family takes a "tax break" and heads to the mountains for some snow play leaving Nick to make some interesting statements about the "world" as he saw it from the peak of the mountain.  Plus, the mandatory hot box, and the crime of buying cheap toilet paper. Don't forget to shop www.theheatherpresley.com to support our clothing brand and get ready for Spring. A special promo code is inside this episode. 

Back for hopefully the last "once a week" podcast during this busy tax season, the Heather Whatever cast debates the concept of willingly giving up your DNA to the many services out there that plan on connecting you to your ancestors...or some children you never knew about. Support the show by shopping at www.theheatherpresley.com and enter the episode's promo code for great savings. 

It is still tax season so we are still at one episode a week but this is a good one, a date story involving the fancy El Pollo Loco and plenty of other terrible stories from the entire Heather Whatever crew's past.

We are back and shifting to a once-a-week schedule until tax season ends (our other hustle). Catch up on what's been happening with the Heather Whatever crew including Heather's big lifestyle decision. 

Tax season has arrived and while clothing is a passion and podcasting is hilarious, tax preparation pays the bills which will lead to some craziness in the coming weeks. The crew discusses last week's lack of episodes and how the quality just wasn't there. Plus, sex life during tax season for Nick & Heather means a little more "short form" than normal (tax joke). Support our show by supporting the brand The Heather Presley and shop online at www.theheatherpresley.com for great clothing and your chance to save big with a special listener promo code. 

A conversation about nice guys, some this or that preferences, and what happens when someone cheats? Shop our store at www.TheHeatherPresley.com and listen for a discount code. 

Heather comes clean about what really happened to Nick's old phone. Following a little storytime the truth comes out several years later. Nothing but raw honesty and comedy and we answer some listener complaints about our last episode. Of all the things we say on this show who knew making fun of slow pitch softball players would draw a DM. Check it out and don't forget to shop www.theheatherpresley.com for great clothes and a great podcast only discount code. 

Are the girls fooling everyone with their layers and layers of makeup? Is it fair to the guys that are attracted to them? A few stories from the trenches from the makeup wars. Plus, did you know that Heather was almost a professional wrestler? We'll get into that and more on this edition. Support our show and Heather's current dreams by shopping at our website www.TheHeatherPresley.com. Take advantage of the special promo code in this episode for 60% off.   

Broken cell phone, missing wallet and more. Heather gleefully recaps Nick's bad week, but with plenty of humor and love. Plus, the price of groceries continues to rise while Nick continues to leave the fridge open spoiling the investment. Check out this and more on this episode.  Shop our website www.TheHeatherPresley.com and receive 60% off for listening to this podcast. Use code '2023' at checkout. 

Heather comes clean with some female issues she is having an a new remedy that she has discovered. Plus, cell phone games causing Nick rage, and one musician says he is living without his cell phone to be more present in 2023. Could you? Listen for a special podcast discount code. Active now on our website www.theheatherpresley.com  

We return after a holiday break with Episode 54 of 'Heather Whatever'. There is plenty to catch up on from the holidays including some drama, some plans gone array and so much more from the past two weeks. Don't forget to support the show by shopping at www.theheatherpresley.com and listen for a special promo code to score you, the listener 60% off the entire site.  

Nick and Heather get to brag about their kids' soccer team championship, at the cost of their neighbors. Plus, reaction to the death of tWitch, Nick gets cute but Heather finds an issue and Nick loses it while installing a bidet. Just in time for Christmas! Heather Whatever is presented by The Heather Presley Collection, shop online at www.theheatherpresley.com and listen for a special discount code on all merchandise.  

What a perfect show to debut entire videos with than a series of unboxings from our friends and Opan Bins. They have been subject of plenty of show material and for this episode Heather goes crazy with seven mystery boxes she purchased and opens them during the podcast. So of course, you need to watch the video as well. Also, the good folks at www.opanbins.com have agreed to a special 10% off promo code for any box orders (available nationwide) by using the promo code "Heatherpod" at checkout. Pretty cool right? WATCH THE FULL EPISODE HERE>>> We will also have the family behind this business venture on a future show that's for sure. Plus, a quick thanks to all the folks that still have us topping the charts at Good Pods and all of you that ordered this holiday season from our website www.theheatherpresley.com. Heather is extending Nick's promo code "birthday" for 60% the entire website, no minimum order required. 

From a variety of conversations including Nick's day trading woes, couples dealing with their frustrations and the phony social media world of influencer-turned-roider The Liver King, Heather zones out to participate in Opan Bins live. That's right, the value-shopping craze that has captured the Heather Whatever Podcast literally captures Heather for a good chunk of the show as she awaits her mystery items.  Don't forget to support the show by shopping on our website www.theheatherpresley.com

A change in recording schedule finds the Heather Whatever crew in studio on Nick's birthday. We talk about some parenting challenges, the things today's teacher's say about our kids, personal and podcast growth plus where or is there a "line" when it comes to being offended in comedy? All this and more on the 50th episode of Heather Whatever. Enter the special promo code 'birthday' at checkout and receive 60% off at www.theheatherpresley.com in honor of Nick's birthday. No minimum purchase amount required. 

Honoring Nick's Birthday with a discussion about age, parenting and the reality of life, don't worry it is still funny. Plus, a special discount code, 60% off at www.theheathepresley.com in honor of Nick's birthday. No minimum purchase required just enter "birthday" at checkout. 

A few holiday shopping tips from Heather leads to an in-depth conversation/argument about the Christmas gifts in the Ross household. Does Nick buy too much? Is decorating a teenagers room considered a "gift" for Christmas? And so on. Don't miss this holiday "debate" centered around the most-stressful--err, Wonderful time of the year! Shop www.theheatherpresley.com to limit your same arguments and you podcast listeners receive 30% off the entire website with a minimum purchase of $70 (of value in the cart at the time of checkout).

What is it about the holidays that makes complete strangers square off in parking lots and streets and throw hands with complete strangers over the littlest things? We will recap a couple of incidents witnessed (not involving, well sort of), the Heather Whatever crew over the last few weeks. Plus, recaping some holiday dinner favorites and recapping our Cyber Monday and Black Friday sales. Although those have ended you can still shop and receive 30% off a purchase of $70 or more online at www.theheatherpresley.com. Great deals still available for Christmas.

Heather talks about her crazy shopping experience with Opan Bins, a store that let's you line up in hopes of getting amazing deals. Plus after a previous episode exposes what he needs to work on, Nick works on himself and steps it up around the house and Heather has a complete recap of this year's White Elephant gift exchange which left a bad taste in her mouth last year. Will it be different this time around and will her enemies become allies? Shop Cyber Monday through Wednesday November 30th at www.theheatherpresley.com. 70% off purchases of $70 or more using the promo code 'Cyber'.  

It's Black Friday and the Heather Whatever cast is back from Thanksgiving with a few stories to tell including a Hawaiian comparison of the holiday. Plus, Heather's retail competitiveness, the 'White Elephant' gift exchange and Heather's constant reminder from people about how "young" she is.  Support us by shopping The Heather Presley Collection at www.theheatherpresley.com Great gift ideas on sale now.

The Heather Whatever crew talks about their Thanksgiving traditions, including the passive-aggressive nature of Mama Ross and the Thanksgiving food drama at the family table. Plus, a chance to be thankful for certain things turns into more of an "airing of grievances" for Heather and Nick. Don't forget for a limited time to shop www.theheatherpresley.com and apply a special promo code "PODFriday" at checkout and receive 65% off. Offer expires soon. This is an exclusive early black friday sales chance for our listeners. Don't forget the gift cards!

Heather fawns over Nick's plumbing skills as he installs a bidet at Mama Ross' house, plus the Heather Whatever crew has a little fun with the Urban Dictionary. Support the show by shopping the clothing line this holiday season, use promo code 'POD' at www.theheatherpresley.com for a 30% discount.

On this episode of Heather Whatever, a quick recap of Gordy's marathon experience, Nick and Heather admit to baby talking when Nick isn't doing so well in the stock market--Heather gets crushed because she didn't win the Powerball and a discussion about the recent election...more so about the low voter turnout and less about the results.  Plus, don't forget to shop www.theheathepresley.com and enter the promo code "POD" at checkout and receive a listener discount!  

We dive once again into Heather's favorite app, but this time from the dating angle. Plus the cost of even thrift store gear is through the roof, and Nick and Heather's murder documentary obsession is becoming a problem. Support this show by shopping our clothing line www.theheatherpresley.com.  

The Heather Whatever crew realizes the weather is changing and it is officially "Cuffing Season" where men and women "cuff up" to avoid being along for the holidays. Hear a few stories from some cuffing pros and hear about the many, many seasons that are now apart of our dating lexicon.  

Nick discovers a creative way to show affection for an important part of the female body, plus Heather & Nick visit Los Angeles for an important business meeting and head to their infamous and favorite sushi spot just to have it ruined by inconsiderate diners and a few homeless interactions. Plus, a few stories from the kiddos and much more. Don't forget about your exclusive listener discount at www.theheatherpresley.com, use discount POD at checkout to save 30%.

On this episode of Heather Whatever the crew touches on a variety of topics including the Darrell Brooks trial and conviction, Nick's day trading and Heather's theory on the markets (it's pretty good). Plus, Nick gets into another youth soccer altercation leading to a brief suspension and a short #FreeNick movement.  Speaking of free, shipping is free on purchases over $100 at www.TheHeatherPresley.com. Check it out.

A lovely conversation about the best of Halloween including the overachieveing neighbors on the block, handing out pretzels instead of candy, drunk dads and their wagons and much more. Plus, the show takes an awkward twist when Heather mentions cameras in a friend's home...but completely goes off the rails in response to an Instagram comment about the female anatomy and fast food. Do not miss this episode that has everything including fright, awkward pauses and over-the-top humor. Also do not miss your chance to shop The Heather Presley Collection at www.theheatherpresley.com for great items at amazing prices.

On this episode of Heather Whatever the crew breaks down the communication issues with the text message, accidentally putting off the wrong vibe with that little convenient smart phone. Plus stories from bad first dates and Heather's illegal search of Nick's bedroom during their early dating days. Check it out and support the show by shopping The Heather Presley Collection at www.theheatherpresley.com  

Spending a Sunday with a little F.S.L. is imporant to a relationship according to Heather & Nick since for some reason the internet seems to be relying on them more and more for relationship advice. So listen to this episode people and get a few more tips for keeping things healthy in the ol' love life. All that plus another parenting issue to address with today's generation. Do not forget to support this podcast by shopping at www.theheatherpresley.com and checking out all our style and looks.

Heather takes a deep dive into the origins of some troubling nursery rhymes...which naturally leads into a conversation about music today, real gangster rap and what perfect and awkward songs the Heather Whatever crew prefers when it's sexy time. Don't forget you still have time to be sexy this Halloween. Hit up www.theheatherpresley.com and enter promo code 'ween' for 30% off the entire website and build a Halloween costume in the process. 

Started out with serial killers and finished with fast food because that's how we roll on Heather Whatever. Serious conversations about the fast food industry, tricks, tips, what's the best, worst and we even call to check on the Adult Happy Meal craze. Get your adult gifts and prepare for Halloween by shopping at www.theheatherpresley.com and check out our awesome selections for fall. Use promo code "Ween" for an additional 30% off. 

This title pretty much sums up our conversations, from Nick's spot as head of the "soccer dads" to debating making money as a virtual stripper on the internet we cover the entire range of conversation and then some. Don't forget to check out our clothing line and get inspired for Halloween and saving some money by entering promo code "Ween", which was another show topic, at checkout at www.theheatherpresley.com.  

Heather and Nick work through a little dust up amongst one another just enough to talk about some of the most interesting and famous Dateline criminal documentaries they have watched in the last week or so. Fittingly enough Lorena Bobbit was one of them...interesting tie in to this episode. Plus a story about faking one's own kidnapping and a little Halloween banter as well, including a reminder about the Halloween discount code currently active right now at www.TheHeatherPresley.com.  

Heather puts on her biologist hat to present several disturbing and somewhat enlightening facts about sexual tendancies of some of our favorite animals We learn that dolphins are a terrible species and prone to sexual misconduct while some animals are "blessed" with different tools to do the deed.  All of this is also brought to you by The Heather Presley Collection. Dress as a dolphin, shark or cat this Halloween by shopping our styles at www.TheHeatherpresley.com  

Heather gives us some unique ways to handle a body after death and presses the crew on how they want to have their final remains handled. Plus, Nick becomes an unwilling organ donor while Heather questions her own decision despite signing Nick up for the duty. Plus what about your pets and their remains? Lots of funny death chatter...plus a little about Halloween and the benefits of shopping The Heather Presley Collection as part of your costume this year. Check it out at www.theheatherpresley.com  

Heather recaps her latest truck-buying experience to Nick's benefit as she applies her normally-aggressive tactics to the salespeople to get her way. Plus a recap of a few blunders in the Ross household, some episode updates, listener feedback and Heather's fear about one day wanting to actually be away from her delightful husband. Do not forget to support this show by shopping The Heather Presley Collection. Check it out now at www.theheatherpresley.com.  

We bring in the one and only Heather Presley Collection employee Milo, or Miles, or even James depending on what Heather decides to call him that day. Milo answers a few questions from the crew, brings a new context to the show including his working relationship with Heather & Nick, plus, a new show segment is born.  A dive into the mind of the only employee of this clothing brand and an entertaining one at that. 

Nick claims early on that his heart is feeling better which means the blood is pumping. Don't miss the Heather Whatever crew's unfiltered take on youth coaches (prompted by Nick) and some personal stories leading to the frustration. Plus we loosely celebrate 25 complete episodes and the amazing growth of this show in just a few months as we lay down the tracks to this 26th episode. As a thank you the podcast sale continues at www.theheatherpresley.com with a special 60% off promo code for listeners.  

A great conversation with former LMFAO dancer and now small business owner, model, creator and expectant mother Charlie Pearl. Charlie shares her insight on pregnancy, sobriety, tells a few stories from the LMFAO days and more during this informative and funny conversation. Plus, details about her new company The Home Girl Hookup and her mental transition into parenthood. Don't forget about the ongoing podcast sale for listeners at www.theheatherpresley.com.  

A continuation of conspiracy theories--plus odd weather and an odd vibe lead the Heather Whatever crew down a dark road from figuring out how each would do in the apocalypse to dining on human "cuisine" and apparently hiding the evidence.  Just because it is dark does not mean it isn't entertaining, inappropriate and hillarious as usual. Plus remember that podcast listener-only sale continues at www.theheatherpresley.com.  

On this edition of the show a discussion about the great cheese rolling competition across the pond---England listeners we need your help to find the next Heather Presley sponsored "athlete" for this event. Plus, a series of rapid-fire questions turns into a conspiracy discussion because Heather thinks the Earth is flat and both Heather and Nick are convinced we never landed on the Moon. Gordy tries to bring some sense to the conversation to no avail before the debate about Hot Dogs being a sandwich gets under Heather's skin. All that plus the podcast-exclusive sale continues, listen for the promo code and shop online at www.theheatherpresley.com.  

On this edition of the podcast we break down random sexual encounters (mostly Nick's) that leads to everything from slump busters and terrible "c-block" stories to taking matters into your own hands...now known as "preventative maintenance" thanks to the Heather Whatever crew. All that plus non-expert medical advice connected to your "performance" and tips on how to potentially use The Heather Presley clothing for your Halloween costume needs.  Don't forget about the podcast-exclusive sale happening at www.theheatherpresley.com. Listen for the promo code.

We discuss the concept of "cheating" in today's relationships, the ease of which it tends to happen---plus Nick and Heather promise violence against one another should it ever happen. Plus, Heather shares an unbelieveable "Jerry Springer" style personal cheating story---and how she got her revenge. All that plus a podcast-exclusive sale at www.theheatherpresley.com, 60% off an order value of $75 or more with the promo code POD.  

Like Web M.D. but with a whole lot less medical expertise. On this episode we recap some recent medical issues among the Heather Whatever crew which has led to some brief changes in recording and our timeline--so please forgive any brief technical glitches.  Heather does not have breast cancer, Nick has an issue "downstairs" and apparently Gordy got neutered---based on our limited medical expertise. We are not doctors nor do we play one on the podcast. Don't forget podcast listeners, enter the promo code POD at www.theheatherpresley.com to shop the exclusive listener sale happening right now. Put a minimum of $75 value in your cart and apply the promo code 'POD' for 60% off!

What was intended to be a mini-sode for a special mid week release turned into a full fledged episode of 'Heather Whatever' as we discuss Heather's journey to become a concert pianist (we have clips). Plus, stories from back to school, tales from the Olive Garden, kids in the car, spit flying everywhere and so much more. Support the podcast by shopping the clothes and styles of The Heather Presley Collection at www.theheatherpresley.com.