Scott Voorhees talks with news-makers, makes waves, and sometimes makes things up weekdays from 9-11 a.m. CT on NewsRadio 1110 KFAB.

Also, Lucy did NOT work as a prostitute.

If Trump just keeps breakin' your heart (whether you have TDS or you're Iran), maybe you need to hear this.

After taking a moment to breathe following several hours of storm coverage this morning (by swerving into a conversation that included my son's eye and my unappreciated sense of humor), we welcome Rep. Mike Flood on to the program to talk security, Iran, and Nazi tattoos.

We check in with Glenn Valley Foods president Chad Hartmann on this first anniversary of the targeted ICE operations at that Omaha business.

Classy scene last night during our national anthem, but who is surprised?

The singer/songwriter of hits like "Superman" and "100 Years" talks with me about a career that has seen him go from small bars to packed arenas to war zones -- and what it means to him to do all this as an American.

Cobbled together from the last couple of radio shows, I've created a FrankenTrumpdate for you -- enjoy!

As the Camp + Care Radiothon continues (and Boyd Dingman stops by with a pile of money for us), we also discuss the latest gay marriage stats, whether a dingo has your baby, what not to do when you find a teen cheerleader's ID, Steve Perry menopause, and more!

Grab your crossbow and a Peabo record (like "If Ever You're In My Arms Again," I forgot that one) and let's get into the news of the day ... and various recollections of torturing my babysitter.

Scouting America's Chris Mehaffey and former Omaha mayor Hal Daub are leading a legion of scouts to raise money to put a mini State of Liberty in Turner Park. Also, beware of "too good to be true" car sales online.

They don't always go together, but we're serving up a big bowl of 'em today!

An email that came in during today's show: "I was going to drop off my grandma's 16 tires, will I be expected to de-cat them prior to arriving?" --Brandon

Today, we discuss the light and airy topics of ebola, fightin', shootin', human trash pandas, etc.

And not just because Chief Schmaderer is on. We take a look at the odd decision by Lincoln to close most of their public pools. Also, GET OFF THE ROPE!!!!!

In honor of our conversation with Cake lead singer John McCrea, we dug into the Vintage Voorhees archives for our tribute to the "I was just taking a wide stance" indecent exposure bathroom arrest of then-Senator Larry Craig of Idaho. From June of 2007.

Jim Minge of "The Omaha Dispatch" and I pester Cake's John McCrea about their new album, the vibraslap, his unique singing style, and bringing their fun sound to Omaha on June 26th as part of the free concert and fireworks show at Memorial Park with Smokey Robinson.

It's time for our annual reminder that there are hundreds of mustachioed men in Omaha raising money for children, and it's something we need to celebrate, not fear.

Yep, we're getting into it this morning and solving all of society's problems!

Sen. Fischer on gas prices, Fox News' Bret Baier on his new book ("The Case for America"), a Barney Frank update (thanks, Rush!), an argument for/against limits for Supreme Court justices, and more!

Small-town Nebraska steps again yet again in the wake of disaster to help their neighbors, hypocritical college students boo the tech that helped them graduate, and Clint Black tells us about Killin' Time.

"He's Trump! He's Trump! He's Trump! He's President!"

Scott Petersen joins me after pulling off the upset yesterday. Then, a glimpse at the PO'd presumed Democratic winner in NE-02.

Patriotic Productions has another inspiring Memorial Day weekend's worth of events set for you starting on Friday, May 22nd -- but only if a few hundred of us pitch in and help!

We talk with Bobby Farrelly about "Dumb and Dumber," John Hughes' influence, and his new film "Driver's Ed" (out this Friday).

A contentious and controversial Republican primary race for Secretary in State is coming down to the wire. I talk with challenger Scott Petersen here; incumbent Bob Evnen talked with Jean Stothert afterwards (in a conversation that will be posted on the KFAB Comment Line podcast link on KFAB's site and here on iHeartRadio).

Ooh-de-Lally in Dundee is more than a restaurant, as you will find in this conversation here. Then, Jimmy Failla joins us one more time before his Omaha comedy show this weekend. Finally, Council Bluffs opts to send their homeless problem west across Bob the Bridge.

We started off with the best of intentions today, honoring an oft-forgotten population while also working in a reference to the George Michael song "I Want Your Sex." Then, we moved on to my careless whispers about self-image, obesity or the lack thereof, designer babies, and more.

Very creative, Scott. You put a dollar sign in place of the "s" in "gas." No one has ever done that. You hack.

And I'm serious about going to your private island with you. HMU.

If you're looking for my comments on the latest attempt on the President's life, you'll find all of that under the "Nebraska's Morning News" podcast tab. I wouldn't say I said too much too differently during today's "Vintage Voorhees" hour on that, so I'm finally getting around to posting Friday's show, which included cereal box toys, Dr. A.I., and Rhonda Shear of "USA's Up All Night" fame.

We're offended by things the President says ... but have you seen the way we behave on social media, in public, and during the "Endless Shrimp" promotion? Needing to calm down after that rant, I welcome "Arrested Development" star Judy Greer on to talk about her new film, "Mabel."

Also, we talk with the author of "Dad, Can You Not? A Dad's Guide to Being Less Cringey" in case anyone might need that help (not me, of course, but ... you know ... other dads).

Sounds like this judge in the "crazy knife lady" case surrendered, too.

Many criticized Gov. Pillen's response to what government can do about criminal mental health reform, but is he wrong? Also, we talk to the author of the new book "RFK Jr: The Fall and Rise."

We put ourselves in the shoes of all involved in yesterday's disturbing incident at an Omaha Walmart.

Never a dull moment in the Trumposphere!

From Omaha ... to Lincoln ... to York ... all the way to Djibouti!

Iran gets the President's favorite time frame until Operation Epic'er Fury gets underway, gas prices are set by liars and thieves, and Ashley Davis relates how being in the White House on 9/11 led to her time with DHS and new book ("The Power Pivot").

As in, steak AND eggs, Trump AND Iran, kids AND social media, Stothert AND Ewing, AND more!

The President deploys the F-bomb to try to stop Iran, the US pulls off a daring rescue of an airman, the space toilet is clogged with frozen waste, actor Ray McKinnon ("Ford vs Ferrari," "O Brother Where Art Thou") re-releases a couple of projects very special to him, and more.

I started today's show with a recap of the President's speech on Iran last night, but so much of that was covered over on today's Nebraska's Morning News podcast link (titled "Two Weeks to Flatten Iran"), so here are the things we deemed it necessary to discuss later in the show: Hose spiders, anti-gravity sperm, and your immature gmail handle.

Jaden Ivey is no longer a Chicago Bull, because he spoke out against the NBA's "Pride Month" promotions. But is is really that simple? Also, we talk about Bob Costas giving CNN more than they bargained for in a conversation about the Olympic trans-ban, $900 car payments, and more!

Let's look at the reasons why the people who always hate Trump needed to go out this weekend to let us know they still hate Trump.