Podcasts about Shadow Wolves

This week, we finally complete our review of “The Way of the Shadow Wolves” by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey, and the book indeed goes out with a bang. From men who can take hats off with their feet to moments that make you go “did we meet that character already” this book has it all and we are very happy to finally have it in the rear view mirror. Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show! Become a patron at patreon.com/NYGBCpod Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com Follow us on twitter at @NYGBCpod Show Links: 2014 Roast of Joe Arpaio https://soundcloud.com/mediamatters/western-conservative-1?utm_source=www.mediamatters.org&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fmediamatters%252Fwestern-conservative-1

An Etsy search for podcast corner wall art brought these two cryptids to Caro's attention; these are the unrelated tales of Mynoghra and the Agropelter! Sources https://www.attercap.net/post/monsters-of-pnw/ https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Mynoghra https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Nyarlathotep https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Old_One https://legendofthecryptids.fandom.com/wiki/Darkwolf_Witch_Mynoghra https://www.oregonlive.com/geek/2016/03/beyond_loch_ness_10_legendary.html https://legendofthecryptids.fandom.com/wiki/(Encroach)_Darkwolf_Witch_Mynoghra https://comicvine.gamespot.com/mynoghra/4005-123299/guide/ https://comicvine.gamespot.com/carpe-noctem/4050-82127/ https://www.hplovecraft.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft https://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/20/ten-things-you-should-know-about-hp-lovecraft https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLphOh-ICQ https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Argopelter https://books.google.com/books?id=w61ZAAAAMAAJ&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false https://web.archive.org/web/20140517115554/http://www.mythicalcreatureslist.com/image/Argopelter-Richard+Svenson https://monster.fandom.com/wiki/Agropelter http://www.lib.lumberwoods.org/fc/agropelter.html https://www.tumblr.com/cryptids-of-the-world/186601385031/the-agropelter-is-a-an-ape-like-creature-told-in https://thecreaturecodex.tumblr.com/post/155076150656/agropelter

This week we do our penultimate reading of the epic tale "The Way of the Shadow Wolves" by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey, in which we absolutely lose our damn minds at our inability to remove people's hats with our feet.   Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show!   Become a patron atpatreon.com/NYGBCpod   Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com   Follow us on twitter at@NYGBCpod   Show Links:   Steven Seagal Clip of the Week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAWgbsOX1k

This week we do the sixth installment of Steven Seagal's "The Way of the Shadow Wolves." Enjoy! Become a patron at patreon.com/NYGBCpod Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com Follow us on twitter at @NYGBCpod

This week, we get into our fifth installment of Steven Seagal's "The Way of the Shadow Wolves" in which Bill O'Reilly guest writes a chapter. Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show! Become a patron atpatreon.com/NYGBCpod Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com Follow us on twitter at@NYGBCpod

This week we jump back into our review of The Way of the Shadow Wolves by Steven Seagall for our fourth installment of this tortured attempt at an action-packed paranoia thrill ride. Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show! Become a patron atpatreon.com/NYGBCpod Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com Follow us on twitter at@NYGBCpod Show Links: Weekly Steven Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCMNRJxclXw

This week we get into our third installment in our review of Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey's future classic work of paranoid delusion, "The Way of the Shadow Wolves" where the good guys just keep committing all of the crimes.   Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show!   Become a patron atpatreon.com/NYGBCpod   Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com   Follow us on twitter at @NYGBCpod

This week, we do the second installment of our review of The Way of the Shadow Wolves by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey covering chapters 4-8. If you were worried that it would not be as crazy as the first installment, or that the new Spider-Man movie would be no good, you can rest your weary head in our podcast.   Become a patron at patreon.com/NYGBCpod   Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com   Follow us on twitter at@NYGBCpod   Show Links:   Seagal on Good Morning Britain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i86M4zj_Kec

This week, we finally begin our reading of “The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America” by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey, and never in this show's history have we had a book go off the rails this quickly. This novella posits a world in which virtually every conspiracy theory is true, from FEMA camps to Qanon, and we had a great time trying to figure out if the wolf was real. Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show! Become a patron at patreon.com/NYGBCpod Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com Follow us on twitter at @NYGBCpod Show Links: Seagal can't recognize any actual tough guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYR_C5l0-Jk 

This week we finally begin our breakdown of “The Way of the Shadow Wolves” by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey, two men who very clearly believe everything Alex Jones ever told them. This time around we do our author intro, looking into the lives of our two authors, only to find basically exactly what we expected. Thanks as always for listening and enjoy the show! Become a patron at patreon.com/NYGBCpod Find this episode on our website at NYGBCpod.com Follow us on twitter at @NYGBCpod Show Links: Spy Magazine Article: https://books.google.com/books?id=DdQ9WL9ODdwC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false Connelly on Seagal in 2017: https://www.thedailybeast.com/steven-seagal-under-siege

Beer fills the Drunk Guys with Christmas Spirit(s) this week during the 4th Annual Drunk Guys Christmas Book Swap. Who found the most punishing book for next year? Can anyone top last year's winner, Way of the Shadow Wolves by Stephen Seagal? Tune in to find out! The Drunk Guys

Welcome to Mysteries to Die For. I am TG Wolff and am here with Jack, my piano player and producer. This is a podcast where we combine storytelling with original music to put you at the heart of mystery, murder, and mayhem. These are arrangements, which means instead of word-for-word readings, you get a performance meant to be heard. Jack and I perform these live, front to back, no breaks, no fakes, no retakes.  This is Season 4, A Word Before Dying. This season contains original stories written just for you and built around that classic mystery theme of the last word spoken by the dying victim.  Episode 4 is about human nature. This is The Legend of El Melena by Mark Edward Langley Be Part of our Pack! Join my newsletter On The Prowl by clicking https://tgwolff.us20.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=022fa0e9d978f57ecbccba018&id=461639cc03 (HERE). It comes out with every full moon. Check out past editions on my website https://tgwolffcom.wordpress.com/blog-2/ (www.tgwolff.com/e-zine). Widow's Run Mystery lovers! Ready to take on one of my mysteries? Check out Widow's Run. The hit-and-run that took her husband's life was no accident. Now it's up to Diamond. Her widow's run unearths a plethora of suspects:  the small-time crook, the mule-loving rancher, the lady in waiting, the Russian bookseller, the soon-to-be priest. Following the stink greed leaves in its wake reveals big lies and ugly truths. Murder is filthy business. Good thing Diamond likes playing dirty. All the clues are there. Can you find the killer before Diamond? Available in paperback and e-book from your favorite book seller or listen to it on Mysteries to Die For, Season 1.  HEADS UP The print version of this season is in the works. Read the stories you'll love to solve. Jack and I will let you know as we approach the release date. Down & Out Books. Mystery and thriller lovers seek out Publisher Down & Out Books. They like to live at the grittier end of the spectrum. There are no cozies here. https://downandoutbooks.com/ (https://downandoutbooks.com/) Cast of characters Here's a list of the characters in the order of appearance Eddie Lanning, a curious, young journalist Hector Martinez, Las Palmas NM local and elder Adelina, young bride betrayed by her husband a long, long time ago Ignacio Ramirez, only person to have seen El Melena and survived, albeit insanely Mellissa, helpful front desk staff at the hospital About Mark Edward Langley Mark Edward Langley is the author of the Arthur Nakai series. The first book in the series is Path of the Dead. Arthur Nakai is an ex-marine and ex-member of the Shadow Wolves, an ICE tactical unit recruited by the US Government to hunt human traffickers and drug smugglers on the US/Mexico border as part of Homeland Security. GoodReads reviewers gave it a rating of 4.02 with 73% of ratings being 4 or 5. One review wrote: Path of the Dead is a well written and fast paced suspense thriller which will take you through some of the most beautiful and rugged country in the United States. I thoroughly enjoyed this book for the wonderful main characters, the imagery of the locations, and the American Native culture. Another wrote: I read Tony Hillerman's Leaphorn and Chee books for years! When I saw a brand new author with a story about Native Americans I jumped right in! I was not disappointed. Full of great characters, this author brought this story to life. Finally another wrote: I really liked that the book is not your usual serial killer thriller. First you are in a part if the U.S. that isn't normally featured in books. Second, it features native Americans in a positive and enlightened way. Third, it is very well written with enough description to bring life and feeling without it being too wordy and dry. The third book in the series, When Silence Screams, came out in 2021 and more stories are in the works. You can find more information on Mark and his work on his website

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode.Myself, Mr Chris Johnson and Mr Mat 'Simo' Sims split up and play out 3 different story lines that rarely cross with each other and none of us has a clue whats going on.... as ...we're... Shadow Wolves?

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode.Myself, Mr Chris Johnson and Mr Mat 'Simo' Sims split up and play out 3 different story lines that rarely cross with each other and none of us has a clue whats going on.... as ...we're... Shadow wolves? Mail us at badmovieclubpodcast@gmail.com for any feedback about the show or if you want to join us at anytime your all more than welcome.Like and subscribe and share and rate!Apple PodcastsSpreakerSpotify IheartradioGoogle PodcastsCastboxDeezerPodcast AddictPodchaserJioSaavn infinatepotato.com slowdownworld.comtheprettyfragile.comfacebook.com/groups/badmovieclubpodcastThanks

Robert is joined by Shereen Lani Younes to discuss Steven Seagal's book, The Way of the Shadow Wolves. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Finally DTP returns to regular programming with a regular episode of Criminal Minds "starring" the antagonist from Shadow Wolves as the unsub. In "Blue Angel", someone is taking men and castrating them. What does this have to do with Simmons' attempts to get laid? Not much.

Here it is. The Christmas show...in February. Don't worry, though, it is worth the wait. Shadow Wolves is the brainchild of an Islamophobic loser and the greatest film Steven Seagal never starred in. The Shadow Wolves consist of Native American trackers who seek to stop an Iranian from crossing the Mexican bomber to blow up a casino. Thomas Gibson plays the surly mustachioed chief. It's fucking incredible, honestly. Also, Ronnie decides his name is "Mr. Sunshine" and creates the followup to QAnon, "R". Find the hottest conspiracy of 2021 here and only here on Deliver The Profile!

While Arthur Nakai is attending a wake for a man he considered a brother with whom he served in the U.S. Marines, he receives a call from an old friend whose sons have just been murdered. Arthur soon finds himself involved in the multi-billion-dollar world of the oil and gas industry. He faces an old adversary from when he was a member of the Shadow Wolves, an elite tactical unit within US Customs and Border Protection. Now that same adversary runs a heavily armed group of sociopathic men who are paid to keep the oil rigs and gas wells secure from protesters. Can’t let anything stop big business from getting access to all that reservation land – so what if fracking poisons Native Americans’ water supply and further fractures their community? Death Waits in the Dark (Blackstone Publishing) is Book 2 in The Arthur Nakai Mysteries. Mark Edward Langley was instilled with a love for the American West by his father. After many visits, his connection to the land and its people became irrevocable, but he was appalled at the way he saw Native Americans being treated. After spending almost thirty years working in the corporate world, he retired at the end of 2016 and began to focus on realizing his goal of becoming an author. He created a strong, competent Navajo protagonist, a U.S. veteran who fights for his people and their land. Langley’s first novel, Path of the Dead, was released in August of 2018. He and his wife, Barbara, live in Indiana and split their time between there and the American southwest where he loves to ride horses. He is currently working on the next novel in the Arthur Nakai series. If you enjoyed today’s podcast and would like to discuss it further with me and other New Books network listeners, please join us on Shuffle. Shuffle is an ad-free, invite-only network focused on the creativity community. As NBN listeners, you can get special access to conversations with a dynamic community of writers and literary enthusiasts. Sign up by going to www.shuffle.do/NBN/join  G.P. Gottlieb is the author of the Whipped and Sipped Mystery Series and a prolific baker of healthful breads and pastries. Please contact her through her website (GPGottlieb.com) if you wish to recommend an author (of a beautifully-written new novel) to interview, to listen to her previous podcast interviews, to read her mystery book reviews, or to check out some of her awesome recipes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While Arthur Nakai is attending a wake for a man he considered a brother with whom he served in the U.S. Marines, he receives a call from an old friend whose sons have just been murdered. Arthur soon finds himself involved in the multi-billion-dollar world of the oil and gas industry. He faces an old adversary from when he was a member of the Shadow Wolves, an elite tactical unit within US Customs and Border Protection. Now that same adversary runs a heavily armed group of sociopathic men who are paid to keep the oil rigs and gas wells secure from protesters. Can’t let anything stop big business from getting access to all that reservation land – so what if fracking poisons Native Americans’ water supply and further fractures their community? Death Waits in the Dark (Blackstone Publishing) is Book 2 in The Arthur Nakai Mysteries. Mark Edward Langley was instilled with a love for the American West by his father. After many visits, his connection to the land and its people became irrevocable, but he was appalled at the way he saw Native Americans being treated. After spending almost thirty years working in the corporate world, he retired at the end of 2016 and began to focus on realizing his goal of becoming an author. He created a strong, competent Navajo protagonist, a U.S. veteran who fights for his people and their land. Langley’s first novel, Path of the Dead, was released in August of 2018. He and his wife, Barbara, live in Indiana and split their time between there and the American southwest where he loves to ride horses. He is currently working on the next novel in the Arthur Nakai series. If you enjoyed today’s podcast and would like to discuss it further with me and other New Books network listeners, please join us on Shuffle. Shuffle is an ad-free, invite-only network focused on the creativity community. As NBN listeners, you can get special access to conversations with a dynamic community of writers and literary enthusiasts. Sign up by going to www.shuffle.do/NBN/join  G.P. Gottlieb is the author of the Whipped and Sipped Mystery Series and a prolific baker of healthful breads and pastries. Please contact her through her website (GPGottlieb.com) if you wish to recommend an author (of a beautifully-written new novel) to interview, to listen to her previous podcast interviews, to read her mystery book reviews, or to check out some of her awesome recipes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The party makes a new friend at the monastery and learns more about some well-known figures. After returning to Orinthal, Belinda checks in with her contact, and Nissa takes Scriv and Akiva with her to talk to the Shadow Wolves. Special thanks to our Patreon Supporter Johnny Torres for serving as producer on this episode! And a big thank you to Adam for editing this episode, and Jane for selecting the music. Want access to behind the scenes content, unreleased outtakes, and adding to the story? We would be thrilled if you support us on Patreon! If you are interested in a look behind the curtain of how we keep track of all of the quests, we are going to be releasing our players’ team to do list document for each session to all patrons going forward. This includes our plans for which characters need to have a heart-to-heart, what letters are they writing to family at home and which NPCs can’t be trusted! Twitter:@RulesAsWritten Email: dm@dndraw.com Discord: Chat with us!   “Darkest Child”  by Kevin MacLeod  License: CC BY   Mirage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Ambiment Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Shores of Avalon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Virtutes Instrumenti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Unpromised Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Magic Forest Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Willow and the Light Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In his novel The Shadow Wolves (Page Publishing, 2019), Jake Kaminski tells the story of Ethan Crowe, a Lakota Sioux tracker who spent a career with the Delta Forces and the Defense Intelligence Agency. Crowe's story begins in the hellish nightmare of Bosnia, where as a young scout for a Ranger company, he and two other Native Americans help track down the Skorpions, a Serbian militia committing genocide on the local populace. The action shifts to the present and the southern border of the United States. Powerful Mexican cartels are utilizing vast stretches of the border to send billions of dollars in illegal drugs into the US. Powerful drug lords preside like kings over their empires, secluded and untouchable in their remote mountain fortresses. Killing fields are being found on both sides of the border. Homeland Security needs a solution. General Darren Evans has been asked to form a special team of Native American trackers to combat the cartels where they are most vulnerable in the Arizona borderlands. The group is to be called the Shadow Wolves, and General Evans knows exactly the man to lead them. Crowe is lured out of retirement to the Arizona desert. An elite team is born, comprised of tough, dedicated Native Americans from tribes across the United States. Within the new team are two remarkable Apache women--fierce warriors who will become the soul of the Shadow Wolves. They will battle the vicious Zetas, moving through the desert landscape like ghosts. A mysterious figure sits on the throne of the Zeta cartel. Known only as Yaotl, he claims pure Aztec blood. He lives by his own rules in complete disdain for the laws of the West. A gruesome series of murders and the discovery of twenty young girls being sold in the desert set the stage for a confrontation between the feared Zetas and the Shadow Wolves. The Shadow Wolves will follow a blood trail that takes them all the way to the corridors of power in Washington, DC. Kaminski puts you inside the world of the dreaded Zeta Cartel and the heroic indian Trackers know as Shadow Wolves Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Belinda has a private conversation with an old acquaintance to make a deal. Scriv and Akiva deal with the fallout from the night’s adventures, while Nissa finds that her contact in the Shadow Wolves is missing.   Special thanks to our Patreon Supporter Johnny Torres for serving as producer on this episode! And a big thank you to Adam for editing this episode. Want access to behind the scenes content, unreleased outtakes, and adding to the story? We would be thrilled if you support us on Patreon! If you are interested in a look behind the curtain of how we keep track of all of the quests, we are going to be releasing our players’ team to do list document for each session to all patrons going forward. This includes our plans for which characters need to have a heart-to-heart, what letters are they writing to family at home and which NPCs can’t be trusted! Twitter:@RulesAsWritten Email: dm@dndraw.com Discord: Chat with us! Darkest Child A by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist "Almost in F" by Kevin MacLeod  License: CC BY "Our Story Begins" by Kevin MacLeod  License: CC BY "New Direction" by Kevin MacLeod  License: CC BY "Heartbreaking" by Kevin MacLeod  License: CC BY "Intrepid" by Kevin MacLeod  License: CC BY

Actor Roman Mitichyan co-stars opposite Jennifer Aniston as a chauffeur/bodyguard in Apple’s new series, The Morning Show premiering on Friday, November 1. He also played a comic balloon vendor opposite Jim Carrey in the Kidding series and can next be seen in starring opposite Stephen Lang in Rogue Warfare from Saban Films opening in theaters this weekend and stars opposite Bruce Willis and Michael Chiklis in Lionsgate 10 Miles Gone now in theaters. He is also Bruce Willis’ detective partner in the upcoming feature, Trauma Center . Roman was also featured opposite Keanu Reeves in John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum. He’s particularly proud of his work opposite Christian Bale and Oscar Isaac in director Terry George’s The Promise, a 2016 feature about the Armenian genocide that was financed by Kirk Kerkorian, in which Roman played a freedom fighter battling the Ottoman Turks. He made his motion picture debut opposite Olivier Gruner and Lorenzo Lamas in director Jalal Merhi’s prison fighting drama, The Circuit 2: The Final Punch (2002). The following year, he made his TV debut in the Threat Matrix series. Roman’s additional feature credits include: Felon, Double Duty, Takers, Warrior, Deadline, Argo, Betrayal, Extraction, Crossroads, John Wick, Furious 7, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, War Dogs, Message from the King, Cross Wars, Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece, Escape Plan 2: Hades, Vice, Shadow Wolves, American Skin, Cross 3 and All-Star Weekend. His TV series credits include: Dexter, Numb3rs, The Shield, Without a Trace, 24, CSI: Miami, Sons of Anarchy, The Division, Criminal Minds, Chuck, Vegas, CSI: NY, Revolution, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Scandal, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Scorpion, Castle, Person of Interest, Fear the Walking Dead, The Blacklist: Redemption, NCIS, Seal Team, Blue Bloods, Hawaii Five-0, NCIS: Los Angeles, 9-1-1, and Medical Police.

This time me and Larry talk with author Jake kaminski about his new book Jake Kaminsky, an expert on undercover operations, who served as an international consultant on covert operations and organized crime, narcotics and human trafficking, has written a soon to be released raw tale. The novel, to be published late August, The Shadow Wolves, illustrates the threat of global trafficking operations and the cruelty imposed on helpless victims, both in the drug business and in the selling of young women into sex slavery. Jack's stuff Our stuff Links https://www.facebook.com/somethingsomethingpodcast/ Get a free audiobook from Audible https://www.audible.com/ep/freetrial?source_code=PDTGBPD060314004R Erick's stuff https://twitter.com/erickaslov https://www.instagram.com/whoiserickkaslov/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE6h5n-6fEGBMaVNVNv37CQ?disable_polymer=true Larry's stuff https://twitter.com/LarrySands3 https://www.instagram.com/larrysands2/ Something Something stuff https://www.instagram.com/somethingsomethingpodcast/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdFxsEENQdcwQbIIQ9VFqzg/videos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/something-something-podcast/support

Brendan Byrne is a filmmaker and actor based in Western Sydney and is the founder of Shadow Wolves Productions. His short film 'I'm Here Too' has won multiple awards in the festival circuit for it's thought provoking content on teen suicide. He is currently in pre-production for his feature film 'Paid In Blood' which you can watch the teaser for and support at www.indiegogo.com/projects/horror-…-paid-in-blood#/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brendan Byrne is a filmmaker and actor based in Western Sydney and is the founder of Shadow Wolves Productions. His short film 'I'm Here Too' has won multiple awards in the festival circuit for it's thought provoking content on teen suicide. He is currently in pre-production for his feature film 'Paid In Blood' which you can watch the teaser for and support at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/horror-feature-film-paid-in-blood#/

JAY W. FRIEDMAN and CHRIS COLLISION of IDEOTV get incredible value with Garage Store Mysteries: Murder By Text (2017) and: Dual Hallmark noobs ... Lori Loughlin Recognition Station ... Movies for people in the kitchen ... Papyrus credits ... Cozy mystery love ... Older actresses, missed faces ... The Expositional Challenge ... Drunk/mumblecore husband ... Condo-blocking dad ... Sarah Strange: Great actress, bad C-plot ... I am under your sink, look at all these crystals ... How was this as a mystery? ... Don't remind audiences of better works ... John Bender's Dad's Garage Stain Mysteries ... Spot the Criminal: Manager, city planning at sea, overthinking, budget Breckin Meyer, can't make the POC the killer ... Eat Your Heart Out: Donut or bear claw?, sex omelette, giant mom wineglass, pander or empathy?, parental cooking shade ... Bumper-clowned by your daughter ... Contractor foiled by stickers ... Hallmark Expanded Universe: Janeway Holodeck episodes, fired under an assumed name at Cartwright's ... Overdetermined: Christie/Conan Doyle callbacks/misquotes, junk store security clearance and tour shopping, "True To You" overemphasis, active imagination and a flash drive ... Crossover:  Developer Dad starts a Ski School, Dalton Riverdale, Ditech Detective's World of Humiliation, Dalton's Road House ... DALTON Chat ... Build-A-Buré Workshop: "Garage Rock Mystery: Murder by Skank" ... Hallmark Bechdel Test: Flying colors, but with Bud Bundy-Level brother work ... Leftovers: One of the least plausible live-music depictions possible ... Where's the real noose, the voided bowers and the petechial hemorrhaging? ... Wiseass mortician ... Hijab via Laura Ashley ... Animated vs. Brooding Loughlin ... Contractors LOVE historical designations ... Drunk, Boomhauer-ass dad ... Half-Stalloned, unemployed secret construction detective ... Dad detective ... Fake Google ... Getting watched watching Hallmark ... MUSIC: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather • "If U Want It," from Cyber-Vision, by Drew Fairweather • "Watching the Detectives" by Elvis Costello • "The Ghost Who Walks" by Karen Elson • All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: • ESPN NFL Primetime Theme #4 • Click to listen to Chris, Jay and Jeb discuss "The Way of the Shadow Wolves."

The country's in dire straits indeed, even when not listening to Dire Straits, and it's clear that only two men are literarily capable of breaking down the situation and empowering the masses with knowledge bullets to fell their foes, and those men are ... second-or-maybe-third-tier action protag dude Steven Segal and his pal (?) Tom Morrissey, who wasn't in any movies with DMX. For this roughest of rides, only one man could show up and help us through the deep thickets of paranoid dog-whistling about a version of the Deep State (sic) that lurks just beyond every border, and also in our nation's capital, and also in TV stations and we could go on like this for some time, but luckily (?) Messers. Segal and Morrissey have gone ahead and gone on like that for us, and that man? Why, it's Jeb Lund! Somehow, we make it through a couple hundred pages of magnificently clunky prose, pseudo-positive stereotypes bashing against horrifyingly offensive ones, head shots, manly banter that's torture to read, snake-heavy torture scenes, and more glancingly mentioned right-wing conspiracy theories than was probably healthy. But it's all fun, we promise. So if you're ready to step into the shadows and enter a state that's most deep, please: join us. Keep in touch with Jeb's work here, and listen to his rad podcast, which just may soon feature a guest spot from some fellas you know, here!     Recommendations: Tad Friend, "Jumpers" Modris Eksteins, Rites of Spring: The Great War and the Birth of the Modern Age Judith Shulevitz, "Forgotten Feminisms" series at the New York Review of Books Inspector Morse: Endeavour, BBC Music: "Work the Angles" by Dilated Peoples "Apache Rose Peacock" by Red Hot Chili Peppers "Cherry Coke" by Karate

The Warax joins us to discuss Steven Seagal's fictional(???) book The Way of the Shadow Wolves. Through a mixture of brake cleaner and huffing glue, The Warax managed to plow through the entirety of this book to clue Francis and Nate in on just how far the Deep state goes. Lots of spoilers for those of you just just haven't gotten to this one on your stack yet. Follow the Warax here - https://twitter.com/iAmTheWarax NEW NEWSLETTER! Sign up with your email here for a twice monthly news letter. Don't miss anything and have it delivered directly to you -eepurl.com/dhFP4n Check out this month's Q&A episode here. Five bucks a month gets you exclusive content - www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-q-16562762 Got a story to share? You can do on the Voicemail line (314) 722-6138. You can also feel free to just DM, email at sergeantjoker@hellofawaytodie.com or send us an anonymous question or comment to curiouscat.me/16666014 Facebook - www.facebook.com/Hellofawaytodie/ The Podcast - twitter.com/hellofaway Francis - twitter.com/armystrang Nate - twitter.com/inthesedeserts

Howdy, everybody! This week starts out with a (literal) bang as we discuss a security guard who walks into a 7-11 with gun a-blazin to prevent an attempted robbery. After that, we talk about our new favorite airline, Delta. They've decided to take matters into their own hands and make it harder for people to fly with fake support animals!!!!! Finally. Someone's taking a stand. We then delve back into Seagal's work of fiction (we didn't know it was fiction when we discussed it a few episode's back), the Way of the Shadow Wolves. We even read some GLOWING Amazon reviews. To keep it fair and balanced, we then do a story that involves Jean Claude Van Damme. Apparently, he did something that made him break into tears recently. We then do a quick fight round-up and discuss Saturday night's Bellator and UFC fights. O'Neill discusses a story of a a 19 year old college student making and then posting some racist videos. After that winner, we move on to more winners who are taking part in the Tide Pod Challenge. Who doesn't like the taste of detergent??? It's the new ice cream. We move on to discuss a man punching a police horse, a smelly woman we used to deliver food to, and a morbidly obese couple who lost weight and had sex for the first time in their eleven year relationship. Danish also shares an embarrassing blunder he committed at the Y.

Learn more about the enigmatic leader of the Shadow Wolves and discover how he came to Orinthal. Learn from Vral as to what motivated him to create his group, if you believe him that is. Spoilers for those that have not caught up to episode 11 yet and we hope you can join us for the hunt! Hero Down by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist   Heartbreaking by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license  Source Artist Grim League by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist  

Happy New Year! We're live in-studio once more at Clint's palatial podcast laboratory, with the ever-adorable Declan Haven Dilla Rabin as our special guest. To usher in 2018, we kvetch about everything from the toxic one-two punch of David Ayer's recent film output (Bright and Suicide Squad); reminisce about the heady days of Shia Labeouf's rise to stardom with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull; celebrate Steven Seagal's bafflingly hateful alt-right screen The Way of the Shadow Wolves; and much, much more. 3:05 - Scalding Hot Takes: Bright 18:06 - Lukewarm Takes: Suicide Squad 32:41 - Control Nathan and Clint: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 48:34 - Literature Society: Steven Seagal's The Way of the Shadow Wolves 1:01:13 - 2017 in Review, and Resolutions for 2018 1:11:35 - Mailbag 1:18:23 - Happy Places

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Our heroes discover that the group calling themselves the Whispered Ones has influenced all of their lives in some way or another. Daryll finds himself fascinated with the creatures that help give the Shadow Wolves their name. Torr learns his encounter with the old blind woman may not be all he remembers. Sarya reveals her connection to these Whispered Ones and the terrible way in which she was raised. Syldan discovers his monastery may have been attacked by something undead and Kalima continues to grow angry with the enigmatic Vral as she sees his attempts to manipulate her with knowledge of her past. Listen in as connections form amongst the party and they begin to make their plans to combat these Whispered Ones and search for those who have disappeared!   Hero Down by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist