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Out Now With Aaron and Abe
Out Now Commentary: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Out Now With Aaron and Abe

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2023 110:08


This month's Out Now with Aaron and Abe commentary has all it needs to be delectable. Aaron is joined by Brandon Peters, Yancy Berns, and Scott Mendelson to discuss Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Listen in to hear the group discuss their thoughts on the film adapted from Roald Dahl's novel that went from box office miss to family film classic. They discuss everything, from the production to Gene Wilder's career to the appeal of Slugworth. Plus, plenty of tangents, thoughts on the film's legacy, and how it stands out in the realm of children's films with an edge. A sweet way to wrap up another year of commentary tracks. So now, if you've got an hour to kill… Follow all of us on Twitter: @Outnow_Podcast, @AaronsPS4, @WalrusMoose, @ScottMendelson, @YancyJack, @Brandon4KUHD Check out all of our sites and blogs:  TheCodeIsZeek.com, Why So Blu?, The Brandon Peters Show, The Milky Way Blues, The Outside Scoop Watch the Trailer for Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory #WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory #Wonka #GeneWilder #RoaldDahl #CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory #PeterOstrum #JackAlbertson #MelStuart #Fantasy #FamilyFilm #Classic #film #movie #entertainment #outnowpodcast #outnowwithaaronandabe

Old School Lane
Roald Dahl Retrospective Episode 23: Wonka

Old School Lane

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 74:50


In this episode of the Roald Dahl Retrospective, Arun and Patricia discuss about the 2023 film Wonka, a prequel to the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory based on the 1964 book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It stars Timothee Chalamet, Calah Lane, Keegan-Michael Key, Patterson Joseph, Matt Lucas, Mathew Baynton, Rowan Atkinson, and Hugh Grant. A young man named Willy Wonka enters into a small town where he wishes to open a candy shop at a district with three main competitors: Mr. Slugworth, Mr Prodnose, and Mr. Ficklegruber. They are threatened with his presence and chocolate making, so they pay the chief police officer to get rid of him. But Willy Wonka doesn't give up as he thinks of clever ways to get the people interested in his chocolate. Along his journey, he befriends an orphan girl who wishes to find her family and a group of people who are forced to work at an inn to wash clothes until they pay their debt. When the film premiered in theaters, it has received positive reviews from critics and viewers praising Timothee's portrayal as Willy Wonka, the music, the presentation, and capturing the heart of the 1971 film. What did Arun and Patricia think of the film? Listen and find out. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/old-school-lane/support

Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column
#232 - What We Learned From Slugworth (Rewrite of Episode 56)

Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2023 3:02


Everyone has seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, right? Well, Slugworth, in case you have the memory of Dori the Fish, is the creepy, long-faced fucker who scares kids straight. Kind of like that sinister, spider-like pervert in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang who smells children better than his own farts, but that's an entirely different personality disorder. These guys are good old-fashioned villains. Stories need them. They play an important role, which is to make you uncomfortable so that when there is a release of tension, your happy ending has the most impact, leaving you with an earned feeling of satisfaction. It's what keeps us buying movie tickets. And winning this small victory has value in society today because badly needed is a reinforced belief in humanity. You see, real life used to mean overcoming pestilence and armed invaders, but now we just live vicariously through a film that does the work for us. Even Wall-E, a picture of how lazy and worthless people have become in the future because of the advancement of technology, has a conflict and resolution with a satisfying finish that leaves us with the positivity of goodwill. This goes to prove that in cinema, even a society with no purpose other than to sit on their ass all day in a spaceship and drink Big Gulps is capable of redeeming value. Anyway, Slugworth was the X-Factor, Wonka's inside double agent, the mole. It was his job to test the moral compass of these neurotic little rascals. So, what we learned from Slugworth, even though he presented a misleading guise himself, is that honesty is the best policy. And if your values outshine your greed, the redemption is as inextinguishable as the Everlasting Gobstopper. And what we learned from Willy Wonka is that with simple imagination, flavored wallpaper, chewing gum meals, and fizzy lifting drinks are conceivable if you just believe in your dreams. And even more wonderful is that they can all be infused.   

Come Along Pond: A Doctor Who Podcast
The Lazarus Experiment

Come Along Pond: A Doctor Who Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 69:56


We are The Come Along Pond Podcast, we are one year old, and we are REBORN!...Join Damla & Elliott this week as they discuss old age makeup, empty parties, Slugworth, and how The Doctor loves Spinal Tap.NOTES & LINKS:Support us on Patreon for a shoutout and a PO box: https://www.patreon.com/comealongpondCheck out our Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@comealongpondpodcastFollow us on Instagram: @comealongpondpodcastFollow our Twitter: @comealongponddwEmail us: comealongpondpod@gmail.comWatch the podcast on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAZQm7vwnHystNbnKtTCWfAStream the podcast on Acast, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Amazon Music.Theme tune composed by Evan, follow him here: https://instagram.com/evanbevisknowles?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Podcast edited by DamlaStay safe everyone x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Edit That Out
Atlanta S4E8 'The Goof Who Sat By The Door'

Edit That Out

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2022 65:32


In this goofy ass episode, we discuss Black Panther excitement, white man Steve, Slugworth, Kyrie Irving, R.I.P. Takeoff, baseball, GOT fight bets, childhood trauma, alternative music, assigning Blackness, favorite childhood movies, and a little bit about FX's Atlanta, hyuck!!! Please support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/EditThatOut — Please Like, Subscribe, and Share the Show, Leave a rating/review on iTunes/ApplePodcasts and Spotify! Text or Leave us a Voicemail at (205) 304-1655 | Email us at etopod@gmail.com Follow us @EditThatOut1 on Twitter | Follow Jamelle on Twitter @JamelleMyBelle | Follow Devin on Twitter @DevinLamarr | Follow Juwan on Twitter @JayTeeDee and TikTok @chefjtd — References 25 Years Ago, A Goofy Movie Became the Blackest, Most Underrated Nerd Classic of All Time Analysis of the Goof — Credits: Musical Intro: 'Sorry Not Sorry' by Omeretta the Great Clips Courtesy of FX — Sponsors Audible --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/edit-that-out/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/edit-that-out/support

Edit That Out
Atlanta S4E8 'The Goof Who Sat By The Door'

Edit That Out

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2022 65:32


In this goofy ass episode, we discuss Black Panther excitement, white man Steve, Slugworth, Kyrie Irving, R.I.P. Takeoff, baseball, GOT fight bets, childhood trauma, alternative music, assigning Blackness, favorite childhood movies, and a little bit about FX's Atlanta, hyuck!!! Please support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/EditThatOut — Please Like, Subscribe, and Share the Show, Leave a rating/review on iTunes/ApplePodcasts and Spotify! Text or Leave us a Voicemail at (205) 304-1655 | Email us at etopod@gmail.com Follow us @EditThatOut1 on Twitter | Follow Jamelle on Twitter @JamelleMyBelle | Follow Devin on Twitter @DevinLamarr | Follow Juwan on Twitter @JayTeeDee and TikTok @chefjtd — References 25 Years Ago, A Goofy Movie Became the Blackest, Most Underrated Nerd Classic of All Time Analysis of the Goof — Credits: Musical Intro: 'Love Is Stronger Than Pride' by Sade Clips Courtesy of FX — Sponsors Audible --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/edit-that-out/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/edit-that-out/support

SPEAKScast
Episode 134 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory LIVE w/ Emma Doran & Shane Daniel Byrne

SPEAKScast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 102:03


This weeks podcast is a live pod! Recorded on the 19th of August 2022 in Omniplex Rathmines; its Watch Party 3: Willy Wonka. Huge thank you to the fine people of Omniplex for having me, Shane Daniel Byrne and Emma Doran in to just absolutely destroy this 1971 classic. Plus huge thanks to the very giddy crowd who were there to boo Slugworth and cheer when a chubby german kid gets stuck in a pipe. If you want to watch this at home and sync up the audio; the film starts at 2:24.This pod is sponsored by Omniplex. Give them a follow on Instagram @omniplexcinemas and book your tickets at omniplex.ie

5678: A Movie Musical Podcast
40. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

5678: A Movie Musical Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 79:48


Welcome to Season 2 of 5678: A Movie Musical Podcast! Buy some chocolate and settle in for the 1971 spectacular Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory! Starring Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, and so many children. Prepare for OSHA violations, heartwarming songs, and a shocking amount of child endangerment. You've never seen a boat ride quite like this! So steal some Fizzy Lifting drinks, make a deal with Slugworth, and become a Greek Chorus!Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for more movie musical content and episode updates.Homework:Eat your favorite chocolate and go watch this movie!Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for more movie musical content and episode updates.

Songs for the Struggling Artist

For years, I was haunted by a man with a briefcase who followed me everywhere I went. He wore a suit and a hat and he was always popping his head around corners, wondering if I was ready to accept My Real Job. He was kind of creepy and very persistent and, of course, a figment of my imagination. Picture Mr. Slugworth in the Willy Wonka movie from 1971, sneaking around alleys. He hadn't always been personified. Before I put a face to him, he was just a concept, a fear that hung around, making me feel really bad about myself, making myself feel doomed, somehow. I think it wasn't long after I identified him that he finally gave up. I might have told him to get lost or maybe he just ceased to have power over me – but he hasn't troubled me in a good long while now. I tell you about him now because I'd told a fellow artist about My Real Job at one point and it seemed a useful and resonant concept for them, too. When you know who you're haunted by, you can deal with it a little more clearly. To keep reading My Real Job visit the Songs for the Struggling Artist blog. This is Episode 311 Song: Laurie Anderson's Babydoll Photo by Moviestore/REX/Shutterstock (1637635a) Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Gunter Meisner, Peter Ostrum Film and Television To support this podcast: Give it 5 stars in Apple Podcasts. Write a nice review! Rate it wherever you listen or via: https://ratethispodcast.com/strugglingartist Join my mailing list: www.emilyrainbowdavis.com/ Like the blog/show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SongsfortheStrugglingArtist/ Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/emilyrdavis Or buy me a coffee on Kofi: http://ko-fi.com/emilyrainbowdavis or PayPal me: https://www.paypal.me/strugglingartist Follow me on Twitter @erainbowd Instagram and Pinterest Tell a friend! Listen to The Dragoning here (it's my audio drama) and support via Ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/messengertheatrecompany As ever, I am yours, Emily Rainbow Davis

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There Will Be Duds
37 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

There Will Be Duds

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 100:24


Odds and Ends: A particular blackbelt isn't achieving world peace through ending violence; Nick doesn't Mind Goblin, I mean Nick watched Mind Goblin; Travis talks Fresh, and the art of very late title sequences; T.J. saw a new movie in a theater! It's Robert Battinson's new movie, "The Patman" Feature Film: Joey Fatone of N*SYNC recommended the classic "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," one of Travis' top 10 (or at least top 15) movies of all time. Travis writes a theoretical documentary follow-up to the movie, and it's more Brothers Grimm than Roald Dahl. Slugworth is Hitler (no, really), but grandpa Joe is the true villain of the movie. What room of the chocolate factory would be your demise, and which of the seven deadly sins do the characters represent? Next week's movie: A Prophet (2009) You can join the conversation every Wednesday at 7pm EST on Twitch and Youtube! Available in podcast form on all your favorite podcatchers! Crew: TJ // twitch.tv/JSpotJackCheese Nick // twitch.tv/DrFunkPhD Travis // twitch.tv/TheSuperGeneral Socials: YouTube // There Will Be Duds Twitter // @ThereWillBeDuds Facebook // There Will Be Duds Instagram // ThereWillBeDuds --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/there-will-be-duds/support

Heroes & Whiskey: The Podcast
Outside Wonka's Factory: The 35 Minutes from Your Childhood You Repressed

Heroes & Whiskey: The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 44:40


We all know the 1971 Willy Wonka movie was unsettling, but do we remember how unsettling? In this episode, Tim - alone for the first time at the basement bar - talks about Slugworth's scar, Mike Teevee's love of killing, and some religious symbolism that you may not have picked up on when you were 6.

Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast

Elaine and Felicia decide to correct their scholarly mistakes by delivering book reports on non-fiction books related to the Wonka-verse. Felicia is reporting on a book about the 1971 film, and Elaine is discussing... a children's book.  Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Wonka Creamer: https://foodsided.com/2021/11/07/willy-wonka-inspired-coffee-creamer/ Jaleel White, Wonka of Weed https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/steve-urkel-cornered-purple-urkle-cannabis-market.html/ Timestamps 00:50 Since Felicia referenced the character Slugworth as "Slughorn" for our first few episodes, and Elaine didn't know who Roald Dahl was when this podcast began, we decided we needed to do our due diligence as your Wonka sherpas and do some homework. 04:14 Wonka Watch: A Wonka-themed coffee creamer is coming out in 2022, bringing with it the thrill of a Golden Ticket search. Jaleel White—actor who played Steve Urkel on *Family Matters—*has now become the Wonka of Weed. 10:52 Felicia's Willy Wonka Dream Palace: An unsettling dream where Felicia and Timothée audition for both SNL and Wonka. 17:53 It's time for our Willy Wonka book reports! 18:41 Felicia's book report is on Pure Imagination : The Making of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. written by Director Mel Stuart. We start with a look at Mel Stuart's career leading up to the Willy Wonka movie. We also learn that Mel Stuart is a bad writer. 27:20 Elaine's book report is from the juvenile nonfiction section: What is the Story of Willy Wonka by Steve Korte. She shares some facts about Roald Dahl's messy childhood and his hatred of candy shop owner, Mrs. Pratchett. Dahl devises a plan to take Mrs. Pratchett down a notch: The Great Mouse Plot. 35:21 The 1971 movie was funded by Quaker Oats?? 37:50 Roald Dahl wrote the original screenplay for the 1971 movie and then it was completely butchered. 38:48 Elaine's book provides a terrifying illustration of Willy Wonka based on Roald Dahl's description. 42:37 Mel Stuart changed Dahl's script because there wasn't enough dRaMa. Oh boy, Oompa-Loompas. How they came to the title change for the movie vs. the book. Stuart attempts to make obscure jokes that no one gets. 47:21 Casting the Wonka movie. Wilder had the "sardonic, demonic edge" Stuart was looking for lol. Your hosts get distracted by hunger and then somehow end up sharing stories from their childhood. 53:32 We return to Roald Dahl's cane trauma and Elaine's theory of how this shaped Wonka's cane. Dahl's childhood chocolatier dreams. 58:38 The pre-production of the movie. Movie filmed in Germany. The horrifying details on what the chocolate river was made of and the foam from the Wonka car wash. Costumes, purposeful hair burning, and quirky set design. 1:08:14 In Elaine's kid book, we finally start to discuss Willy Wonka! Dahl has a history of writing characters who are nefarious and slightly unhinged. 1:18:00 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: They'll incorporate the evil Mrs. Pratchett/The Great Mouse Plot into the prequel. Elaine: Intro of Wonka will be Timmy Wonka walking down the street and little kids running up to him with reviews of the candies he gave them (and all of them have side effects lol).  

Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast
4 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) Pt. 2

Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 61:55


Join us as we unravel part two of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971 ft. Gene Wilder) **where children shall be put in harms way, a terrifying tunnel scene will scar generations to come, and Oompa-Loompas will come to Wonka's defense through the use of song and dance. T Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Goo Goo Clusters: https://fox17.com/news/local/goo-goo-clusters-reopening-in-november-after-2m-transformation-now-offers-boozy-drinks-willy-wonke-nashville-tennessee-broadway-tourism Aldi Giveaway: https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/16574024/aldi-willy-wonka-style-giveaway-golden-tickets-chocolate-bars/ Timothee Chalamet Zodiac Reading: https://nypost.com/article/timothee-chalamet-birth-chart/ Timestamps 00:00 The Wonka Rapture is nigh. 01:10 Wonka Watch: Wonka-esque candy store Goo Goo Clusters in Nashville reopens after a $2 million makeover. Aldi hosts Willy Wonka contest with 25 Golden Tickets hidden in their chocolate bars with cash prizes. Timothee Chalamet's birth chart reading suggests Wonka could be his greatest role yet. 7:22 Breaking down the 1971 Willy Wonka movie part 2: Entering the chocolate factory. 8:09 Reviewing the Gene Wilder somersault. 9:11 We enter the factory and instantly feel unsettled. 11:35 The Chocolate Room, "Pure Imagination," Oompa-Loompas, and a terrifying chocolate river. 21:33 Augustus Gloop and the first Oompa-Loompa song. 23:54 The tunnel scene lol buckle up. 30:00 Enter the inventing room. Would you want an Ever-Lasting Gobstopper? "Violet's turning violet!" 37:22 The Fizzy Lifting Room. Grandpa Joe is a piece of shit. 40:04 The Bad Eggs. Puppets vs. real geese. Best performance of the movie from Veruca Salt? 43:23 An unnecessary train ride on the Wonka Mobile through a pocket dimension. 44:49 Mike Teavee's Black Mirror episode. 48:00 Charlie is the last kid standing. Wonka's half-assed office. "YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY, SIR." Charlie's redemption. Slugworth is revealed. An almost deadly elevator ride. 56:02 Our final thoughts on this entire Goo Goo Cluster fuck of a movie. 59:58 Wonka Prequel Predictions. Elaine: Willy Wonka will constantly be doing small magic tricks throughout the movie. Felicia: Willy Wonka will make a gadget that helps his parental figure cook breakfast.

Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast
3 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) Pt. 1

Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 54:09


Come with me and you'll see a world of pure (nightmarish) imagination! Today we breakdown the first half of the 1971 movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok @wonkawatch and Instagram @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars Cite Their Sources): Vice Modded Controller 360 Investigation: https://www.vice.com/en/article/3ab835/is-this-timothee-chalamets-xbox-modding-youtube-channel-an-investigation The Video in Question: https://youtu.be/UsWktrEcKh0 Wonka Movie Set Photo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thewonkamovie/ Timestamps 00:00 Let's tackle the one of the biggest pieces of Wonka canon: the 1971 Willy Wonka movie starring Gene Wilder. 1:46 Wonka Watch: We have some major discoveries! 2:27 Vice's intense investigation as to whether a certain YouTube channel run by a teen who talked about Xbox mods was, in fact, a young Timothee Chalamet GASP. 6:54 Elaine's reaction to the alleged Timmy Childamet's YouTube video lol. 11:18 More set photos released! Confirmed boat. Lots of fake snow. Gruff worker prediction from previous episode seems to be coming true! 14:51 CONFIRMED OOMPA-LOOMPAS FOR WONKA 2023. 17:08 The 1971 Willy Wonka movie analysis begins! Felicia had never seen it before and Elaine is pretty sure she'd only seen it on ABC Family. 19:05 HBO Max's quick description for the movie is delightfully awful. 20:27 Let's begin! 21:00 The sensual opening credits. 22:33 The Candy Man Can song: the brands of candy children are addicted to; this whole time we've been calling the villain Slughorn when he's actually called Slugworth heh heh oops. 26:40 Who tf is the creepy man with a cart of knives approaching Charlie Bucket and can he get his own spin-off? 27:44 The bed-ridden grandparents are zombies. 28:47 In 1971, Wonka closes his factory for three years before beginning his Golden Ticket campaign. So for the Wonka prequel, how far into the "present" will we get? 30:15 Felicia had a dream about this movie where she added a whole new song and dance number. She is losing her mind. 32:19 The ramifications of Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket marketing scheme. 36:30 The most boring song of the whole movie "Good Luck, Charlie" song by his dumb mom about how she and his unreliable grandfather will help Charlie be...alive? Happiness is for rich people. Wonkamania ensues. Tickets are getting snatched up. 38:30 How is no one concerned that Slugworth happens to find these children so quickly to offer them a bribe to steal secrets from Wonka?? 42:46 The global effects of the production and consumption of Wonka Bars; is this town okay? 43:42 Charlie is an ungrateful little brat. 45:46 The Golden Ticket reveal for Charlie Bucket and the CHILLS. 48:48 We've come to realize that the entire world is putty in Wonka's hands. The socio-economic, political, and psychological effects the Wonka brand has in this world are terrifying. 48:32 Gene Wilder rolls onto the set! 50:40 Overall thoughts about this section. 51:26 Predictions for the Wonka Prequel. Felicia: Wonka's childhood flaw is that he doesn't know his purpose. Elaine: Wonka receives his infamous cane from an elderly man in his life that formed who he is as a person, good or bad. 53:23 Remember: it's not that important.

Why Do We Own This DVD?
134. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Why Do We Own This DVD?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 113:18


Diane and Sean discuss the childhood cult-classic of gen x'ers the world over, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Episode music is, "Pure Imagination", by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley, performed by Gene Wilder from the OST. -  Our theme song is by Brushy One Stringhttp://www.brushyonestring.com-  Artwork by Marlaine LePage-  Why Do We Own This DVD?  Merch available at Teepublichttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/why-do-we-own-this-dvd?ref_id=21424-  Follow the show on social media:-  IG: @whydoweownthisdvdhttp://www.instagram.com/whydoweownthisdvd-  Twitter: @whydoweownthis1http://www.twitter.com/whydoweownthis1-  Follow Sean's Plants on IG: @lookitmahplantshttp://www.instagram.com/lookitmahplantsSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dvdpod)

Old School Lane
Roald Dahl Retrospective Episode 15: Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Old School Lane

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 47:18


In this episode of the Roald Dahl Retrospective, Patricia, Arun, and special guests Eli "The Hero of Tomorrow" Stone, Jim Bevan, and James "Jaimetud" Sullivan discuss about the 2017 direct to DVD animated film Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory based on the 1940 cartoon shorts and the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory which is an adaptation of the 1964 book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory starring J.P. Karliak, Lincoln Melcher, Jess Harnell, Sean Schemmel, Mick Wingert, Kate Higgins, Spike Brandt, and Kath Soucie.The movie features Tom and Jerry starving on the streets until a young boy named Charlie Bucket gives them a loaf of bread. To thank Charlie for his kindness, Tom and Jerry decide to get Charlie a Willy Wonka candy bar while a contest is happening where 5 golden tickets are hidden in Willy Wonka candy bars and whoever finds it, gets to go into Willy Wonka's candy factory. Tom and Jerry meet up with Slugworth, Willy Wonka's rival candy maker, Spike, Slugworth's assistant and a truck driver for Willy Wonka's factory, and Tuffy, an Oompa Loompa intern. When the movie premiered, it was bashed by critics and fans calling it an unnecessary adaption that is a copy-paste film of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with Tom and Jerry in it as well as its bizarre animation. It was released one year after the passing of Gene Wilder which made the movie more of an insult to fans of the original 1971 adaptation. What do they think of the film? Listen and find out. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/old-school-lane/support

The Memory Distillery
TMD - Ep. 100 - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Movie Commentary Extravaganza!

The Memory Distillery

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 105:56


To celebrate our 100th episode, we go where we've never gone before. We drink the chocolate river, shiver at Slugworth, and really...REALLY hate on Grandpa Joe - all from WITHIN THE MOVIE! You'll want to set aside a good amount of time, and hopefully queue up Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, and watch along, as we provide our own commentary, insights, and stories - all revolving around this classic movie. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thememorydistillery/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thememorydistillery/support

Back in Time Brothers
Willy Wonka...Murderous Maniac or Devilish Dad?

Back in Time Brothers

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 99:51


Lou and DJ Paulie are joined by Chris Kurle as they breakdown some interesting fan theories of the 1971 beloved family film, Willy Wonka. They explore whether Willy actually murdered the children which you never see again in the film and look at various clues that spell out premeditation and accomplices. This episode is done tongue in cheek, but lays out some compelling theories and even one where the team discusses the possibility of Willy actually being Charlie's father. You may never think of Willy Wonka the same way after this crazy episode!Instacart - Groceries delivered in as little as 1 hour. Free delivery on your first order over $35.Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://paypal.me/BackinTimeBrothers)

The North-South Connection
No Holds Barred: The Podcast #49 - A Very Wonka Christmas

The North-South Connection

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020 110:05


First they were making the cut. Then they made the cut! And now... Aaron and JT are covering the gamut of wrestling, pop culture and beyond because... it is time to get NO HOLDS BARRED! In this special Christmas episode, the boys do a live watch of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971)! It is Aaron's first time seeing this classic and they break down Wonka's scheme, what an awful person Grandpa Joe is, the backdrop of the town, the Oompa Loompas, the amazing Mr. Salt, sneaky Slugworth and more! Check it out, watch along and share your thoughts! Come for the concept and the absurdity, stay for the Property AND Neville Brothers. JT! Aaron! NO HOLDS BARRED!

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Hays Christian Church
Faith on Film: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) - Temptation: Make the Devil Flee

Hays Christian Church

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 29:57


In the 1971 film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, impoverished Charlie wins a tour of the strange and wondrous chocolate factory of Willy Wonka, contending for the top prize. A shady man named Slugworth approaches and offers a hefty payment in exchange for an Everlasting Gobstopper. After disqualifying from the top prize, Charlie proves his worthiness by returning the Gobstopper, showing he would rather walk away with nothing than betray Wonka. Each of us face temptation, but we must be able to resist it, as Jesus did after the 40 days of fasting following His baptism. It is the Spirit can give us the power to resist.

Hard Factor
7/9: Man Shoots Up House After Arm Wrestling Loss to Son

Hard Factor

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 38:41


Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Also On SiriusXM Channel 85 (M,Tu,Th @ 11am EST) Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On Today's Episode of Hard Factor.... -Covid is still terrible and just like in everything we do, the U.S is NUMBER 1 in new infections. If you're not first, you're last. On a positive note, Lysol disinfectant spray and Lysol disinfectant max cover mist have both been proven to kill Corona in about the time it takes for a nose tackle to run the 40. Hoping Lysol gets a brand collab together with Coolwater so I can wear it like cologne. -President Trump is dead-set on opening schools on time this fall and wants them PACKED at 100% capacity just like his rallies. Also Harvard and MIT are suing ICE for their policy on student visas and online classes. -The Boomer Bad Boy of Capitol Hill, Roger Stone, has been banned from Instagram and Facebook. Stone was accused of operating multiple fake accounts to manipulate the media. Big loss for IG fans of 67 year old political lobbyists with a Nixon back tattoos that dress Slugworth from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. -A Kentucky Dad who hates losing shot up his own home after he was "repeatedly" bested by his adolescent sons in an arm wrestling competition. The friendly game of arm sport ended with the Dad surrendering to hostage negotiators after and 8 hour stand off. Those kids will thing twice about showing up their old man next time. -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬

CHORantine
E38: American Idle Pt. III: Slugworth and the Sneaky Pipeline

CHORantine

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 70:30


American Idol Season 13 contestant Kari Moloney (Crimmins) with a never-before-seen peek behind the curtain of one of America's biggest cultural phenomena.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chorantine/support

Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column
#56 - What We Learned From Slugworth

Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 2:46


Everyone has seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, right? Well Slugworth, in case you have the memory of Dori the Fish, is the creepy, long-faced fucker who scares kids straight. Kind of like that sinister, spider-like pervert in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang who smells children better than his own farts, but that's an entirely different thesis. These guys are good old-fashioned villains. Stories need them. They play a vital role, which is to initially make you feel uncomfortable so that when there is a release of tension, your happy ending is a reward, leaving you with an accomplished feeling of satisfaction. It's what keeps us buying movie tickets. And this earned sense of relief is imperative in society today, because badly needed is a reinforced belief in the determination of humans. You see, real life used to mean having to overcome pestilence and armed invaders, but now we just live vicariously through film that does the work for us. Even Wall-e, a picture about how lazy and worthless people have become in the future because of the advancement of technology has a conflict and resolution with a happy ending that leaves us with the positive feeling of goodwill. Which goes to prove that in cinema, even a society with no purpose other than to sit on their ass all day in a spaceship and drink Big Gulps is capable of having some redeeming value. Anyway, Slugworth was the X-Factor, Wonka's inside double agent, the mole. It was his job to test the moral compass of these neurotic little rascals. So, what we learned from Slugworth, even though he was a misleading liar himself, is that honesty is the best policy. And if your values outshine your greed, the redemption is as inextinguishable as the Everlasting Gobstopper. And what we learned from Willy Wonka is that with simple imagination, flavored wallpaper, chewing gum meals, and fizzy lifting drinks are achievable if you just believe in your dreams. And even more wonderful is that they can all be infused.

Undetermined: The Podcast
Special Guest: Billy Smith

Undetermined: The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 58:09


Jon and Matt relive their glory days with Springfield/Kansas City icon Billy Smith. (Slugworth; Dirtnap; Season To Risk; Roman Numerals; CONOCO...) The guy is prolific....and a lot of fun! So glad for the chance to catch up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/undetermined-podcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/undetermined-podcast/support

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Adam Roxby and The Embers
Slugworth | Live at 'The Bull', Colchester ~ 23/5/2014

Adam Roxby and The Embers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 40:49


An awesome live set from the archives. www.AdamRoxby.co.uk --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/adamroxby/message

Adam Roxby and The Embers
Slugworth | Live @ Rowhedge 27/09/2014

Adam Roxby and The Embers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 39:13


A classic live set from the archives. www.AdamRoxby.co.uk --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/adamroxby/message

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Adam Roxby and The Embers
Slugworth ~ Acoustic Set | performance at the 15th Sunday Matinée

Adam Roxby and The Embers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 21:05


The Essex band 'Slugworth' gives an energetic acoustic performance. www.AdamRoxby.co.uk --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/adamroxby/message

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Lupin Lottery
Episode 073: British (Question Mark)

Lupin Lottery

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 67:08


Episode watched: #17: "Sheik-Down" In this episode, we get another dang grandson mucking around and demanding Dr. Evil-level ransoms! This week we talk about Sekiro pro bass '99, one of them jet dealies, cranberries, the three genders, incredible lowball, Slugworth finally did it, my new light novel, just a prank bro, convenient ruins, lemonposting, definitely not pants, pinky promise, very crimes, tube and the circle, I'm not owned, Ali is tired, her best quality, so many fears, saving herself, public confession trope, junior novelizations, like a nuke, and I miss future camera.

Everlasting Minute
Episode 96: Always Thumbs Up!

Everlasting Minute

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2018 12:58


Happy Friday! In minute 96, Charlie wins! Charlie finds out, as do we, that Mr. Slugworth isn’t Mr. Slugworth. Wonka explains that Charlie has won, and that he had to test him. He also introduces Charlie and Grandpa Joe to the concept of the Great Glass Wonkavator. In discussing the minute, we talk about the […]

Making Number 2
#13 - Willy Wonka 2: SLUGWORTH, HIMSELF

Making Number 2

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2018 33:24


A rival chocolatier tries to con his way into the most famous factory in history...but Willy Wonka, like Daniel Plainview, cannot be fooled in the high-tension, dramatic thriller sequel to Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.

Potterless
Ep. 48 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 18 w/ Miel Bredouw

Potterless

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 51:10


Punch Up the Jam's Miel Bredouw makes her return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Scantron cheating, Ralphing, Snape’s aesthetics, naughty dictionaries, Mike’s concern for apparition, The 5 D’s of Dodgeball, Slugworth, The Racist 5, avoiding peer pressure, and more!    SURVEY LINK: bit.ly/multitudesurvey   STICK AROUND AFTER THE CREDITS FOR A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT. — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!) TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!) INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!) FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!) MERCH: https://store.dftba.com/collections/potterless (REP THE SHOW!) DISCORD: (For $2+ patrons!) Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Beckman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everlasting Minute
Episode 65: Gene Wilder’s Eyes

Everlasting Minute

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2018 14:17


It’s your mid-week sweet treat! In minute 65, we’re neck deep in the strange psychedelic tunnel. We’re seeing all sorts of weird images, including Slugworth, whose appearance we discuss pretty deeply. Wonka sings about the weather…or something. It’s pretty trippy, and we’re spending some time trying to figure out what it all means. See you […]

Cynical Cartoons/SOUNDTRASH
Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (w/ Daniel James Richardson)

Cynical Cartoons/SOUNDTRASH

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2017 68:32


Tyler and Daniel insert themselves into a pre-existing narrative and save the day from Mr. Slugworth! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SMASH BROZ RADIO
EP.210 YO YOLIE

SMASH BROZ RADIO

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2014 57:23


SMASH BROZ RADIO BRING YOU A LOCAL DJ FROM SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA WITH YOU HOST TONY HUSTLER. #SBRPODCAST STAY CONNECTED WITH US FB- https://www.facebook.com/pages/Smash-BROZ-Radio/159262587466169 Twitter- www.twitter.com/SmashBrozRadio IG- http://instagram.com/smashbrozradio Tumblr- http://smashbrozradio.tumblr.com/ YOU CAN ALSO GET OUR OLD MIX'S ON http://www.mixcrate.com/smashbrozradio FOR ALL YOU ANDROID USERS GET OUR MIX ALSO HERE http://www.mixcloud.com/SMASHBROZRADIO/ TUNE IN ON SATURDAYS AFTERNOON AT 1P.M.- 5P.M. PST www.superradiomix.com USE APP TUNEIN ON YOUR SMART PHONE TUNE IN ON MONDAY NIGHTS AT 10P.M. RADIO KSCR USE APP RADIO 365 ON YOUR SMART PHONE IF YOU ARE A DJ AND LOOKING FOR A GREAT RECORD POOL CHECK OUT OUR GOOD PALS BEAT LEGEND http://beatlegend.com/ IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR BOOKING INFO EMAIL US AT sbradio91@yahoo.com SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PODCAST ON itunes SEARCH SMASH BROZ RADIO AND GET A FREE MIX EVERY WEEK THANK YOU AND ENJOY. THIS WEEK IN THE MIX WE HAVE YO YOLIE MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT HER SOCIAL MEDIA www.yoyolie.com www.Instagram.com/YoYolie www.Facebook.com/YoYolie www.Twitter.com/YoYolie_ www.Mixcrate.com/YoYolie TRACK LIST 1. Schoolboy Q- Studio (Grandtheft Edit) 2. Memphis Bleek Ft. Missy Elliot, Jay Z, Twista - Is That Your Chick 3. Pharrell Williams Ft. Gwen Stefani- Can I Have It Like That (Bruce Wayne Bootleg) 4. Madison Avenue- Don't Call Me Baby 5. Amber- I'm A Dreamer 6. A-Trak Ft. Andrew Wyatt- Push 7. Run DMC- It's Tricky (The Mash-Up King Melbourne Bounce Remix) 8. Cafe Con Leche- Shake Shake 9. Ice Cube- Friday (Whiskey Dicks Remix) 10. OG Maco- U Guessed It (DJ Dolo Remix) 11. Sean Paul- Temperature 12. Rihanna - Rude Boy Giddy Up (DJ Tameil Remix) 13. Justin Timberlake- Señorita (Trippy Turtle Remix) 14. Dillion Francis, Major Lazer & Stylo G- We Make It Bounce 15. Deorro- Dechorro (Trentino Remix 12.2) 16. Shelco Garcia & Teenwolf- Type Of Way (Bootleg) 17. N.A.S.A.- Gifted (Steve Aoki Remix) 18. Ape Drums & 2Deep- Move That Butt 19. Round2Crew- Booty Had Me Like (GZRUS Remix) 20. TJR Ft. Dances With White Girls- Ass Hypnotized 21. Reid Stefan- Big Booty Bitches (Reid Stefan Mashup) 22. Nicki Minaj- Anaconda 23. Crystal Waters- 100% Pure Love 24. Cam'ron- Oh Boy (Kraymer Remix) 25. TWRK- BADINGA! (128-103 Transition) 26. DJ Katch- The Horns 27. Mighty Mi, Slugworth, DJ Kontrol- If You Touch It 28. Busta Rhymes Ft. Pharrell Williams- Pass The Courosier 29. The Fugees- Fu Gee La (DShai Bootleg Optimus Edit) 30. Foxy Brown Ft. Jay Z- I'll Be 31. Tinashe Ft. Schoolboy Q- 2 On 32. Chris Brown Ft. Akon- Came To Do 33. Brenda Russell vs Khia- A Little Bit Of My Neck My Back (Atom E Mashup) 34. B.O.B. Ft. Trey Songz- Not For Long

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Unbridled Enthusiasm Podcast
Episode 39: What Happened to Slugworth?!

Unbridled Enthusiasm Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2014 46:53


My beautiful wife is back for her 3rd appearance on my podcast. This time we talk Willy Wonka. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory is our favorite movie and we ask all the questions. Like what happened to slugworth? If grandpa joe is bed ridden how did he buy a chocolate bar? Charlie is a real sad sack. Enjoy this podcast if you are a uber fan of Willy Wonka. The first movie not the crappy remake.

According to Royalty
Clive Driscoll Clubs The Weakened Prey.

According to Royalty

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2009


SNAKE writes... AFTER BITING REAL WORLD BROOKLYN, I WAITED FOR THE VENOM TO SPREAD THROUGH THE CAST. WHILE I STARED AND TAUNTED MY PREY I SAW THAT PEOPLE WERE WATCHING THIS ATTACK. CLIVE DRISCOLL WAS ESPECIALLY ENTHUSED. IN FACT HE BEGAN CLUBBING THE WEAKENED VICTIM WITH HIS FAKE ARM...CLIVE writes...First of all, I just want to say that it is about time someone came out and bashed this season’s Real World. Well done, Snake. Another successful bite. Having said that, this season should not just be snake bit but castrated (wait, Katelyn already was).Being selected to be on the Real World is like getting the Golden Ticket of reality t.v. The producers, Bunim and Murray, one of whom is dead, so let me change that to Bunim or Murray, the one producer that is alive, is your Willy Wonka. Every year thousands upon thousands of fame-seeking nutcases send in their audition tapes, or to keep the analogy going, buy bars of chocolate. The tapes then get filtered down by the casting directors (who should be fired for this season a la Donald Trump to Andrew Dice Clay) who can alter any normal person’s life into a life of Gauntlet/Duel appearances, bar tours, and constant mockery on E!'s The Soup.As Snake mentioned, these fucking moron casting directors selected not one but two people from Salt Lake City, Utah. As far as I know there are two things good about Salt Lake City, Utah, one is Karl "The Mailman" Malone,() and.... nothing else. Also, correct me if I am wrong, doesn't the Real World consist of 7 cast members. 21 seasons of 7 cast members and this group of shmohawks (courtesy of Larry David) decide to cast 8. The final decision in putting the worst cast together in RW history must have been so hard that they decided they had to include the transgender AND the boring guy with great abs. Yet, here we are today, approaching the final episode of the worst season ever, or as I call it, my own personal glass elevator that will set me free of this nonsense world.I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET, I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE:Picture each cast member’s initial reaction to getting the call (finding their ticket) to be chosen for the Real World…Chet: So excited that he almost touched a boobie for the first time. Instead he wrapped his purple scarf around his neck and started masturbating furiously to pre-taped episodes of Carson Daily hosting TRL.Ryan: Tried to return the engagement ring he bought his girlfriend, but found out it was non-refundable. Afterwards, he googled Pranks and started shining his shoes.Carl: (Wait, who is Carl? Carl is Katelynn’s birth name.) Carl found out and wanted to really flip the script on the nation. Carl booked a plane to Thailand, bought a pair of booty shorts and went to a back-alley abortion clinic and said, "Make this work."Scott: After finding out, Scott not pleased enough with his abs, spent 248 hours in the gym working out. Only stopping to check himself out in the mirror and to spot his workout buddy who happens to be into guys.Sarah: Bitches and complains she got chosen because that is all she knows how to do. Feeling her sleeve of tattoos was not enough to make her stand out, she decides that back when she was 10 she shouldn’t have shared a sleeping bag with her father. He is now an estranged sexual molester and she the whiny-cunt of a victim.Devyn: Wipes the cum of three casting directors off her face. She is so thrilled that she is chosen, she offers them the opportunity to tittyfuck her as well. Disgusted by her nipple-to-boobie ratio, they decline and ask her to leave.J.D.: Has no family and no friends, he has no boyfriend because he is not gay, he is fucking faggot. JD celebrated by fucking the blowhole of his favorite dolphin, Fudgie. Not satisfied by Fudgie, JD then paid a homeless man 20 bucks to provide that particular golden twinkle in his eye.Baya: Is so excited she has bee chosen and given a chance to escape her hometown of Salt Lake City. That night celebrating with her hippie parents she goes into a dance frenzy, falls and fucks up her two front teeth, leaving her with a noticeable gap. (I would still fuck her btw, she is hot.)The Cast:They arrive at the factory and the camera starts rolling. The nation finds out this year has a twist: 8 cast members. 4 guys and 4 girls? Or is it 5 guys and 3 girls? Or is it 2 guys and 6 girls?What happened to the good old Real World Casting Stereotypes? The gay guy, the bumpkin, the bitch, the hot girl, the black guy, the weird guy, and the x-factor. Over the first 20 years, these tried-and-true stereotypes have provided us with great characters like the Miz, that Oakland Raiders cheerleader, Choral, multiple overly gay men, Tyree "you stabbed my father,” etc. This year we have no black guy. (To hold shit down.)Instead we have Scott or Wonka's Mike Teavee. Teavee was, as his last name implied, a television fanatic, seldom away from his television set. Instead of TV, Scott is seldom away from the gym. The fucking moron has the opportunity to get any girl he wants on any night of the week and opts to play pool, check emails, workout, and build a love/hate relationship with a transgender. Remember the episode where, Katelynn has no money (because she spent god knows how much to clip her penis and turn it into a walking black hole looking to suck in anything within range) and Scott comes in and, despite their constant arguing, provides her with some money. I remember screaming out, “fuck” really loud. Typical douche. Scott deserves the same fate as Teavee, to be shrunk. Scott should stripped of all his steriods and given the same procedure as Katelynn since his nuts have already shrunk from the lack of pussy during this season. Fuck you, Scott, you fucking ungrateful piece of shit.Speaking of Katelynn, the similarities between her and Arthur Slugworth are remarkable. They are both ugly as sin and evil. Slugworth is looking for the formula for the "everlasting gobstopper" and Katelynn is looking for the formula for the "everlasting nightmare." SHE HAS FOUND IT. Watching her flock around the house in booty shorts, make out with guys and girls, pole dance, and even just speak words has kept me up many a night, crying and asking why. Why hasn't Murray or Bunim said, "This is too much... We like nudity, it gets us ratings but this is just fucking wrong." She could wear the crown for ‘Someone-Who-Grosses-Me-The-Fuck-Out-On-Sight.’ Of course, in the movie it turns out that Slugworth is really Mr. Wilkerson, just like Katelynn pretending to something she is clearly not, a woman. Fuck you, you fucking disgusting piece of shit.Speaking of pieces of shit, JD will take that crown. This midget dolphin trainer, like all gay men, thinks he is better than everyone else. I hate his posture, I hate the way he talks and looks. He can only be likened to the Oompa Loompas. First, he would fit in as an Oompa Loompa for his height. Second, he would fit in because he likes banging guys. I am sorry to drop the bomb, but hundreds of little orange men working in a chocolate factory with no women in sight? Excuse the obvious pun, but there is definitely some fudge packing. JD had the moment this season where he broke a glass table. I don't remember why and I don't care. Oh now I do, he is a drama queen who instead of singing catchy tunes that teach lessons, he sucks pole. Fuck you, you fucking cock-sucking piece of shit.You can't say “cock-sucking” and not think of Chet. If he is straight and has never had a cock in or around his mouth, than I will jump out the window of my apartment. Chet is Augustus Gloop, the gluttonous overeater. Chet is not overeating, though, he is being overviewed. Every episode Chet dominates with his ambiguous behavior. Am I the only one who thinks he is on Ryan's balls a bit too much? He got his bowtie in a frenzy that one episode where Ryan didn't come home on time. We have to watch week after week as Chet hosts this show, or applies for his MTV job, or almost comes out, or pretends to like Scott’s friend to mask his cock loving. Additionally, he has worn the same outfits the whole season. You unoriginal fuck. You need to finally fall into that chocolate river and come out of the closet. I am sorry, mormon or not, if you are 21 years or older and have not touched a boob, you are gay. If you are not gay, you should think about becoming gay. Fuck you, you fucking virgin piece of shit.One person who is clearly not a virgin is Devyn. As Beyonce says, “A Diva is the female version of a Hustler.” And as I say, “An annoying slutty cunt is the my version of a Diva.” If I hear Devyn liken herself to a Diva one more time, I am going to cut the fake titty out of her and suffocate her with it. Devyn, like Wonka's Veruca Salt, regularly exerts petulant behavior in order to get what she desires. Devyn spends her time on the phone talking to the 6-8 guys she teases in order to get what she wants, money. When I look at Devyn, I can't help but think she takes monster dumps. I hate how she wears that sleep mask also (just a sidenote). Devyn deserves the same fate as Veruca, whose endgame comes in Wonka's Nut Sorting Room. No explanation needed. Fuck you, you fucking Diva-wanna-be piece of shit.Baya, oh Baya. Do people in Salt Lake City not fuck? She is really hot, she moves well, she has a bit of a gapper but that just gives u a target, like trying to score a goal. Baya is Violet Beauregarde, a tomboy who exhibits a more competitive spirit than the four other ticket winners. Baya does herself no justice by dressing in sweatpants and hoodies every episode. Show some skin, you should be pole dancing, not that mutant. Just as Violet chews her gum constantly, Baya constantly is not speaking as if she is chewing so much gum she can't speak. There are some episodes where I didn’t even see her once. Damn shame because I actually like her. She will suffer the same fate as Violet and turn into a giant blueberry. Baya will keep putting of her dancing dreams and after realizing that she missed the opportunity of a lifetime and took a back seat this season will comfort herself with food. After gaining 70 pounds, her DJ'ing dreams will end, and back to Salt Lake City. Fuck you, you fucking hot piece of shit.Someone else on this season, I remotely like is Ryan or in Wonka's case, Charlie. Ryan is likable and good hearted like Charlie. But for fucks’ sake man, you are on the Real World. Have you not watched in the past? Guys like you are cleaning up on a nightly basis. By episode 4 you are supposed to break up with the home girlfriend and bang the hot room mate, Baya. It is a science. Did the PTSD take away your libido? Like Charlie, Ryan would rather hang out with his family than go out there and bang some hot ass. Charlie could have walked down the street with that golden ticket and banged some serious whores or in his case got jerked off (he was 11ish). Ryan could have banged Baya if he wanted to, and then moved onto the millions of NYC girls who would suck a dick for ten minutes of fame on MTV. But no, this fuck had to do the right thing like Charlie. Where did that get you though? Back in Iraq, with no pussy, you fucked up. Fuck you, you fucking honest piece of shit.Last but not least, Sarah, the tattooed bitch who, as Snake pointed out, looks like the dude from Blink 182. I never thought she was remotely good looking but has she gained 20-30 pounds since the show started? What is with this season and choosing people with some serious issues? Transgender, JD's abusive father, Sarah's sexually abusive father, Ryan's army experience, Baya's SLC background, Chet's lackof pussy, Scott's steroid issue, Devyn's porn past. Sarah is Wonka's...actually fuck that, Sarah just sucks. Nothing good about her at all. What did the casting directors see in her? "Oh, she has a sleeve of tattoos, she is edgy." Yeah doing finger paintings with 5 year olds is real edgy. Sarah is the kind of girl who has a FUPA and hides it well and has a pussy that smells worse than curry mixed with an overweight kids sweat after a rigorous game of dodgeball. Fuck you, you fucking worst casted Real World member piece of shit.YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!!!In summary, Bunim or Murray (the living one), should fire every casting director involved with this season’s meltdown. I blame myself for tuning in week after week hoping for Ryan to bang a chick, or Baya to show some skin, or Chet to cum instantly after touching his first vagina, or Devyn to not be on the phone, or Katelynn to get drunk reach inside herself and pull out Carl's penis, or Scott to jam that pool stick up his ass so far it comes out of his nose, or JD to go down on his roomates while they are asleep, or Sarah to not piss me off. Fuck this season, fuck Bunim or Murray, whichever one is alive. You all lose, you all wasted the golden ticket. There is no glass elevator for any of you, just a swift kick in the nuts, vag, or vagnuts from me if I ever see any of you walking the streets of NYC.Congratulations, Real World. You've just been Driscolled.-Clyde