Podcasts about Veruca

In this week's bonus episode we cover the statements made by Atis and Anna Paul in response to Mikaela Testa's Unsaid Podcast episodes where she details her experiences of living with the Paul family and the abuse she suffered. Let me know what you think! Instagram - @moodforfeud TikTok - @moodforfeud Support the show on Ko-fi all funds go towards upgrading my podcast gear!CW: sexual abuse, rape, sexual misconduct with minors, self-harm Timestamps0:00 Intro03:34 Atis Paul's statement 28:30 Anna Paul's statement49:05 Mikaela and Veruca respond to statements 49:52 Atis' friend from school 50:30 Alice Patterson 52:44 Jjemmya Previous Episodes⁠Mikaela Testa Unsaid Podcast Recap - Part 1Mikaela Testa Unsaid Podcast Recap - Part 2Intro/Outro MusicYarWritten by Ryan SkeltonProduced by Ras & Sakunera#atispaul #annapaul #mikaelatesta #australianinfluencers #australia #onlyfanscreators #popculturefeud #feuds

Join Sara Fergenson (@sarafergenson) and Jess Sterling (@thejesssterling) as they chat about Season 4 Episode 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Wild at Heart, with special guest, Hannah Shapiro. They discuss the end of Woz, freakin Veruca, and what in the copaganda is happening on Angel.You can WATCH this podcast on our brand new YouTube channel!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram at @shit90spod.Email us at shit90spod@gmail.comVisit our website at www.shit90spod.comSpecial thanks to JD McGuire (@jdmcguire) for our theme song!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

First things first, why on earth has yet another streaming service launched in Australia with the best of film and television moving to HBO's new platform, Max? Obviously, the start of this episode is us ranting about needing to sign up to yet another platform. We then dive into the much-needed update on the Mikaela Testa, Anna Paul, Atis Paul, and now Veruca drama circling the Australian influencer scene.  This week, we watched the latest installment in the Bridget Jones franchise, Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy, and share our thoughts on what could be one of the best romcoms of the year. Caitlin also reviews Netflix's The Life List, following Danika's recommendation last week to watch on behalf of everyone. We give our first impressions on this month's book club pick, Hello Beautiful by Ann Napolitano and Danika recaps her recent read of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.    Follow us on socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedeluludiariespod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeluludiariespod Danika's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danikarbrown Caitlin's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/caitlinsltr   Watch the episode in full on YouTube: https://youtu.be/UqhxjHXUKnY

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  The small group of winners are taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there's more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Sponsored by: Lady Coughs, O'Barry's Family Orthodontics     Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, O'Barry's Announcer Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O'Barry Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus, Mr. Salt, Driver, Willy Wonka Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, Larry O'Barry Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket  Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher, Oompa Loompa 

Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code 'DoWeKnow' at LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod   In today's episode, we break down the feud between Tiktokers Veruca Salt & Tasha Paige that followed Tasha's wildly inappropriate and disrespectful and just absolutely insane behavior while attending funeral for Veruca's baby. Then we move onto the latest allegations against Mr Beast from two of his former employees.  We hope you enjoyed this episode! Please let us know on Twitter or Instagram if you have any topic suggestions for next Sunday! (@lily_marston & @jessismiles__) Business Inquiries: doweknowthempodcast@gmail.com

It's TRENDING with Lukaboy and these are the trending topics we think you should know about We have a new Olympic hero! Rachel “Ray Gun“ Gun - the breakdancer we didn't know we needed.  Elle King appeared on Bad Bunny XO's Podcast Dumb Blonde and talked at LENGTH about her complicated relationship with her dad. Sounds like having a famous parent isn't exactly as charmed as some would think  A Masterclass in what NOT to do at a funeral. This topic discusses infant death so if this is triggering for you please feel free to skip this one - or reach out to lifeline on 13 11 14. Content creator Veruca Salt sadly lost her son Cash at the start of this year. During his funeral it appears another wannabe influencer was drunk and gave a bizarre eulogy at the casket - despite everyone being asked to not say anything during the service. It was a masterclass in what not to do at a funeral and has left people on TikTok wondering just what the hell was going through this other girl's head. All we can say is we send our love to Veruca during the most awful harrowing time and hope that she can put this bizarre behaviour behind her and move on with her healing.  LINKS Listen to Dumb Blonde's interview with Elle King at https://spoti.fi/3WG3LNw . Support Veruca Salt on TikTok by giving her a follow https://bit.ly/verucasalt444 . Watch our viral video of Bobbi Beckett's potential first words https://bit.ly/lss-viralvideo . If you have news or gossip slide into our DMs @lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram at https://bit.ly/lassp-IG  CREDITS: Hosts: Luke And Sassy ScottExecutive Producer, Producer & Editor: Elise CooperSocial Producer: Amy CodeManaging Producer: Sam CavanaghTalent Manager: Kirsty KassabisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 29th, 2024 Looks like Veruca is coming for a slice of the Jones pie. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and X Listen to past episodes on The Ticket's Website And follow The Ticket Top 10 on Apple, Spotify or Amazon MusicSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a full moon, and we all know what that means for our favorite werewolf Oz! To prevent him from hurting anyone, he locks himself in a cage…with that bitch Veruca who — SURPRISE! — is also a werewolf. Shit hits the fan when Willow walks in on a naked Veruca canoodling her beloved Oz. Luckily, Buffy and Xander hurry to comfort Willow while she decides if she should curse Oz and Veruca to a life of misery forever. The silver lining (if there even is one at all): Buffy is killing it in Walsh's class!Rewatch, listen & laugh as we call Veruca every name in the book, Ash re-evaluates her stance on Riley's hair, and Alaina reveals how she might take care of the whole Veruca/Oz situation. And don't forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ugh, our girl Buffy still cannot get over that fuckboy Parker Abrams! In an attempt to drown her sorrows, she turns to many MANY pints of beer with her new asshole “friends” at the pub where Xander has picked up bartending. But of course, shit always gets weird in Hellmouth — Buffy starts speaking in monosyllabic sentences and stealing sandwiches out of her classmate's hand. So naturally, it's up to Xander and Giles to step in and help figure out wtf she's doing. Meanwhile, Oz and Willow deal with their own Veruca-related problems. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Ash gives Buffy advice on how to get over Parker, we cave and admit that Xander looks hot, and we talk about the socioeconomic beer of our dreams! And don't forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

June 30th, 1971. Will Wonka invites only a select few into his wonderful world of chocolate creations. Veruca, Violet, Mike, Augustus, and Charlie and the first too see this magical place in quite a long time. The prize at the end if they don't mess around, a lifetime supply of chocolate. It's not that easy though. Wonka and the Oompa Loompas have something in store for each of the kids as the journey takes a dark turn. This movie is both family fun and a little bit of a nightmare. But does it hold up? Come with us, and you will hear a podcast of pure imagination...and some fun facts. Starring: Gene Wilder, Peter Ostrum, and Jack Albertson. Directed by Mel Stuart. Rated G. Thanks for listening. Please support us other places by clicking the links below. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doesitholdu... Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@does_it_hold_up Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/doesitholdup13/ Subscribe to our YouTube for new movie revies and weekly entertainment news: https://www.youtube.com/@DIHUpodcast

Woodes chats about her new EP 'Hibernation', her current tour dates and making mermaid musicTessa Fleur talks about her single 'Avalon', her upcoming EP 'Trial' and growing up in FranceVeruca Moon chats about her new single 'Let Me Go', her upcoming EP and folk vs rock musicFollow Woodes on IG, FB & Tik-TokFollow Tessa Fleur on IG, FB & Tik-Tok Follow Veruca Moon on IG, FB & Tik-Tok Visit Be Groovy Or Leave to discover the best in new musicFollow Life on Music & Be Groovy Or Leave on IG, FB & Tik-Tok

Here is the Part 2 and the most important part of the movie.. You'll learn about the different character roles that were played in the movie... Truly relevant to the real world. Check this out!

520 - Veruca Salt - Seether: Chris, Nick, and Andy break down "Seether" from the 1994 album American Thighs by Veruca Salt.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4137237/advertisement

In the second half of this free-flowing conversation with producer Brad Wood, he digs into the recording of Whip-Smart, Liz Phair's follow-up to her groundbreaking debut album Exile in Guyville, and the subsequent tour that never happened—and he tells of his more limited involvement on her third album, whitechocolatespaceegg. He reflects on what went right with Veruca's Salt's debut album, American Thighs, and its hit single “Seether,” and what went wrong when Billy Corgan hired him to produce Smashing Pumpkins' Adore. He also discusses his efforts to let the Bangles be the Bangles on Doll Revolution, his poignant reunion with Veruca Salt, the reason he moved from Chicago to Los Angeles and what a producer should and should not do.

While we may hate absolutely everything to do with the plot of this episode (fucking Veruca), we love talking about werewolves. So join us as we do just that. It's "Wild at Heart"!Warning: This podcast is NOT spoiler free.Twitter: https://twitter.com/diarieswatchersInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/watchersdiaries/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thewatchersdiariesTumblr: https://twd-podcast.tumblr.com/Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thewatchersdiaries

Welcome to the Boys Watching Buffy Podcast! On this episode, the Boys discuss Oz's animal attraction to Veruca, a female Werewolf who encourages him to embrace his wild side.    The Boys also dive into Willow finding Oz and Veruca naked in his cage, Giles being home alone, and Spike getting kidnapped by the Gun Guys.       Plus Joe's Fashion Corner is back with a vengeance.    Join the Boys Watching Buffy Discord Community and Follow us on Patreon     Email: BoysWatchingBuffy@gmail.com    IG: https://www.instagram.com/boyswatchingbuffy    Joe's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joewelkie    Vance's Twitter: https://twitter.com/IsThatVance    Artwork by Josh Sude     Music Composed by Fritz Myers    

In today's episode: After investigating the bloody scene before them, the crew aboard Veruca's ship split the party to track down a wayward culprit. Ophelia takes an opportunity to have a sitdown with a friend. The d20 Syndicate is an actual play D&D 5E Podcast, where five childhood friends go on adventures so you don't have to! Into the Yonder Void sees a new cast of characters set a course into the great blue unknown — with more seafaring, surprises, and nautical puns than you can shake your landlubbin' dice at!   SUPPORT US ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/d20_syndicate JOIN US ON DISCORD: https://discord.gg/dp8Q8wmk CHECK OUT OUR D&D THEMED MERCHANDISE: http://tee.pub/lic/q173rw1xTBE   — SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS! — Andrew K Blix BraeBae666 Porfo   — SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS! — Em LucasThePurple   — OUR CAST — Nezrah Kaziel (Billy) - Dragonborn Wizard/Warlock Ophelia Rai Midori (Lindsey) - Elf Warlock/Sorcerer Kanak Anga (Michaela) - Halfling Druid Gildebrand Molani (Tomas) - Hexblood Ranger/Rogue Seth McDuffee — Dungeon Master   — JOIN THE D20 SYNDICATE — Website Instagram Twitter Facebook YouTube Email   The d20 Syndicate Main Theme courtesy of The d20 Syndicate. Background Music courtesy of Adrian Von Ziegler.

Xander's new job as a bartender goes sideways when his customers, including Buffy turn into cavemen. Join Sarah, Tabby, & Leah as they discuss the id, Veruca, Parker, and how utterly ridiculous this episode is. 

In Roald Dahl's classic, we see Veruca demands a squirrel and the remainder of the contestants ride the elevator. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/storytimewithaussiedad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/storytimewithaussiedad/support

Come join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in... some European(?) country as they take a tour of Mel Stuart's more-horror-than-you-thought 1971 film, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory! Stops include bloody diarrhea looking chocolate, the creepy candy man, Charlie's lack of teeth, Mr. Nazi Scarface, grifting Grandpa Joe, Veruca's room of Prussian women, Willy Wonka the child murderer and more! Follow Queer Horror High on Instagram and Twitter @queerhorrorhigh. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/queerhorrorhigh/support

So today listeners.. after saying good-bye to Veruca salt and her parents, we are about to explore some new adventures.. so stay tuned to find out what they are going to be!!! This story is taken from the book: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl Episode art credits: https://www.stickpng.com/img/miscellaneous/elevators/glass-elevator Don't forget to tune in on Friday for the next episode. :) Do share your feedback at sishu_katha@outlook.com or at my Twitter handle @RoshniSK. Waiting to hear from you!!

We are about to see what are the other inventions Mr. Wonka wants to show us.. so stay tuned listeners, to find out what comes ahead. This story is taken from the book: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl Episode art credits: https://dribbble.com/shots/1538614-Charlie-The-Chocolate-Factory-nut-room Don't forget to tune in on Wednesday for the next episode. :) Do share your feedback at sishu_katha@outlook.com or at my Twitter handle @RoshniSK. Waiting to hear from you!!

Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?  For us its bred in dark tunnels and in every strand of Gene Wilder's flyaway hair, as we celebrate the warm cuddly nightmare that is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!  We said GOOD DAY sir!!  #willywonkaandthechocolatefactory #genewilder #willywonka

In this season finale, a wise "Veruca" reflects on the choices she's made to get her to this point. A long often scary road finally has reason for optimism.

This week -- calling out the selfish comics who double book when it cost other people and the audience grief and sorrow. So maybe it's time to get out since I'm obviously taking it all very personally. I mean Michael Corleone can say it's not personal, but we know it is.

Minimal, deep-tech, acid-jazz, spoken. Speck, Falki Hoz, Adam Fieled.

Minimal, deep-tech, acid-jazz, spoken. Speck, Falki Hoz, Adam Fieled.

Actress Julie Dawn Cole joins Brian for an incredible hour celebrating her iconic character of Veruca Salt and the 50th anniversary of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! Julie talks about the fascinating production of the movie, what it was like to work with the legendary Gene Wilder, and what she thinks Veruca would be up to if she were still alive today.WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY  is available on HBO Max: https://bit.ly/3cFn5EcFollow us at filmatfifty.com and @filmatfifty on social media, and please leave us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. You can also email the podcast at fiftyyearsagoinfilm@gmail.com!

Solo episode where confess to losing all of my time on Clubhouse, ramble on about my recent bout with depression and anxiety, and ponder what to sacrifice to care for an ailing parent.  You know, just something a little light for your ears.   The Depression Project https://thedepressionproject.com/ https://www.instagram.com/realdepressionproject Melanated Bravo https://www.joinclubhouse.com/join/melanated-bravo/swQe9mGy/PD81pBOp https://www.instagram.com/bravowhileblack/?hl=en YOU SHOULD KNOW Dr. Monica https://drmonicaoneal.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wiseandwine/message

“There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going.” Mike Teavee visits the studio and Veruca Salt is finally disciplined. An ominous phone call rattles the team. Follow us on @bigbigbigcomedy. External music attribution: Bad Offer (14:17) by SutheeComposerSupernanny Theme (14:50) by Moonshine MusicBlind Spot (15:06) by SutheeComposer

This week Mike and Derick are licking some schnozberries and rebooking Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! Who is Mr Wonka, who is Veruca, What horrible pick does Derick make this week?!?!?! All that and more!

We review ep. 3-4 of Brews Brothers, Fall into the rabbit hole with Trappist Monks, and review Bad Sons Beer Co. "Veruca's Demise", a Gose Ale brewed with cranberries.

El podcast que te sanitiza el alma con el barbijo puestoEste es un episodio especial sobre COVID 19. Don´t Panic.Agradecemos al Dr. Jorge Nasanovsky de Zona Pediátrica y Citaldoc y Catalina Clavijo de Bon a pettit por los aportes sobre salud y alimentación. Gracias Laura, Ceci y Fer por los testimonios. Dejamos aquí el link a Veruca Natural para que chequeen la línea. Veruca tiene un repelente natural para humanos absolutamente amigable y no tóxico para nuestros animales. Recordemos que los aerosoles que nosotros usamos, son muy peligrosos para ellos.

Oz lopes laconically into a lycanthrope love triangle as the enigmatic...Veruca drives a palette swapped werewolf wedge between him and Willow. Who will come out top dog? The Buffy Boys say full hearts, full moon, can't lose in S04E06 "Wild at Heart". Key Buffy Bits from this episode include:  The in-universe narrative impact of production changes and shows-that-could-have-been The Oz-Willow arc: a healthy relationship underwritten by a naturalistic lack of conflict? Willow's calcifying role as 'All American girlfriend' and her post-Oz growth spurt "Oz, you OK? I mean, if it's possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual." If you enjoyed the episode you can subscribe to us on: http://buffyboys.libsyn.com/rss or by searching “Buffy Boys” in your favourite podcast app. Follow us and let us know what you think: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/BuffyBoys/ Twitter https://twitter.com/buffyboys/ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/buffy_boys/ Email at buffyboyscast@gmail.com And if you’re feeling extra kind, leave us a review on your podcast app, it helps a lot! Our theme song is an acoustic cover of the Title Theme to Buffy The Vampire Slayer by Alex Heflin (originally by Nerf Herder). Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/alexheflin Yours in Slaying, The Buffy Boys  

Do you want to know about squiggle theory, why W matters to U, the VERUCA world, why Belarus matters, and why you’ll be saying goodbye to business class? Tune in and tune out to our latest podcast, where CEO Justin Crump discusses the shape of the world after Covid with our top Analysts, Ed Johnson and Amy Reynolds. We hope you enjoy the podcast and welcome questions and feedback. Please get in touch at info@sibylline.co.uk

Kelly and Gina are joined by special guest Jess from Spinsters of Horror to discuss the Monstrous Women of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This episode is sponsored by Dead Good Tees; aficionado's of the sci-fi and horror genre and creators of premium heavyweight t-shirts and hoodies. Topics: VERUCA- THE FEMALE WEREWOLF VAMP WILLOW FAITH - THE HUMAN MONSTER Please rate, review and subscribe to The Nevers Podcast. Your support goes a long way in helping us to grow our community and reach more listeners. For even more content on The Nevers, visit our website at hbothenevers.com and consider becoming a supporter of The Nevers Podcast by joining us on Patreon. Remember to follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube @hbothenevers. Your feedback is always appreciated. Send comments, questions and topic suggestions to: theneverspodcast@gmail.com Music by: Guilherme Moraes Produced and edited by Matthew at Culture Inject Studios.

Jenkins regales us with the tale of Great Grand-uncle Veruca.

This is a lost episode recovered from some broken equipment. Nam got a crazy cake. Tyler skipped hella school. Dan has a bad case of fruit flies. Andy tells a story about a cheating ex.  All our guests have TV Credits. try not 2 cum.

Welcome to The Order of Aurelius, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we say goodbye to Oz in "Wild at Heart." In this episode, we talk plot and firsts (1:40), George Cera (6:00) and initial thoughts (10:00). The bulk of the episode centers around Willow and Oz in 8 scenes (15:00) – with asides for Maggie Walsh's cover, Veruca as the new Faith, and the "seven annual minutes," among others. We close with yelling (58:00), watches (1:07:00) and rankings (1:09:00) Full show notes at our website and @beepmepod on Twitter, Instagram Facebook, Tumblr for all the good stuff and beepmepod@gmail.com for general chitchat! Next episode: "I always worried what would happen when that bitch got some funding!" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/beepmepod/support

Oz gets caught necking Veruca. Xander explains his chromosomes. Willow looks like a crazy birthday cake. Join us as we watch the very depressing Wild at Heart! We aren't crying. You're crying. If you are a cigar smoker, consider visiting PuroTrader.com and using the offer code J and L for perks that support this show!Support the show (https://shop.spreadshirt.com/JandLWatches/)

Buffy and her new friends discover fire. Xander tries a new career path. Oz meets Veruca!Josh and Leah actually like this episode, even if it is considered the worst episode of Buffy by IMDB and probably you. Support the show (https://shop.spreadshirt.com/JandLWatches/)

In the wake of the passing last week of Violet (Denise Nickerson), fellow "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" actress Julie Dawn Cole joins me to talk about her friend, her role of Veruca Salt in the iconic film, and the sweet role Gene Wilder took on in her life during filming.

In the Willy Wonka episode Albert put Veruca "salt" in the wounds of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fans around the world!

God has promises for us in His Word and we can expect to receive them, but God is not a genie, or the tooth fairy, or our servant who serves us. He is our Heavenly Father. It is His job to parent us, to guide us into the best life. Do we want to be spoiled children who demand everything while doing whatever we want (that might sound good but you remember what happened in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Veruca, Right?). …OR… Do we want to truly depend on God and as we walk along His path we receive the good rewards of faith, which include the Desires of our hearts. The choice is ours. 
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Ready for the weekend? Well let us get you there! In minute 84, Veruca went first, and Mr. Salt goes second. Wonka gives the Salts a “good sporting chance”(?) of not getting burned up in the furnace. David and Jason question that math. David tries to figure out why the onscreen lyrics return for this […]

Time for a mid-week sweet treat! In minute 83, Veruca is finishing her song. She meets her end in this minute…you’ll have to listen if you don’t know how. Mr. Salt, of course has a very specific reaction to her end. We discuss the composition and orchestration of the song. We discuss the logistics of […]

It’s the beginning of a new week! In minute 82, Veruca sings her song, and runs around causing havoc. We try and figure out what 10,000 tons of ice cream would look like. David also spends time talking about the practice of lip syncing in movie musicals. We also discuss Veruca’s list of demands. We […]

Happy Friday, everyone! In minute 81, we’ve got nonsense and relish! Veruca wants a golden goose, and someone finally tells her “no”. This causes Mr. Salt to insult Wonka, and Veruca to start to sing. David does some digging to figure out where Wonka’s little sing song phrase in this minute comes from. We also […]

It’s going to be a good Monday. In minute 76, things get a little…adult. We continue with the lickable wallpaper, and Wonka is not pleased with Veruca when she questions him about Snozzberries. He then leads them into a room with a lot of bubbles, and Grandpa and Charlie make a very bad choice. We […]

Oh, Willow. Is there anything more to say?! Special guest host Joanna Robinson joins Kristin to discuss the hair regimes of She Wolves, the attractiveness of men with power tools, and, of course, the heartbreak that is S4E6: Wild At Heart. *clutches bosom and wails* LOCATE YOUR HOSTS UPON THE INTERNET Jenny Owen Youngs: @jennyowenyoungs; jennyowenyoungs.com/buffering Kristin Russo: @kristinnoeline; kristinnoeline.com, everyoneisgay.com, mykidisgay.com Buffering the Vampire Slayer: @bufferingcast on twitter, facebook, and instagram SPECIAL GUESTS Special Guest Host Joanna Robinson: @jowrotethis; https://www.vanityfair.com/contributor/joanna-robinson Fashion Watch Queen Kate Leth: @kateleth; http://kateleth.com/ Song Vocals from our new Willow, the wonderful Bess Rogers: @bessrogers; bessrogers.com HOT HOT TIPS MERCH! MERCH! - Tees! Mugs! Crop Tanks! Hell yeah. Visit bufferingthevampireslayer.com and click SHOP. NEW PATREON LEVEL ADDED: Head on over to patreon.com/bufferingcast HELP US TRANSCRIBE over at https://www.bufferingthevampireslayer.com/transcriptions Special Thanks to our audio engineer Lauren Klein for creating the "Veruca, I Wanna Nuke Ya" jingle! Logo: Kristine Thune (kristinethune.com) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, Willow. Is there anything more to say?! Special guest host Joanna Robinson joins Kristin to discuss the hair regimes of She Wolves, the attractiveness of men with power tools, and, of course, the heartbreak that is S4E6: Wild At Heart. *clutches bosom and wails* LOCATE YOUR HOSTS UPON THE INTERNET Jenny Owen Youngs: @jennyowenyoungs; jennyowenyoungs.com/buffering Kristin Russo: @kristinnoeline; kristinnoeline.com, everyoneisgay.com, mykidisgay.com Buffering the Vampire Slayer: @bufferingcast on twitter, facebook, and instagram SPECIAL GUESTS Special Guest Host Joanna Robinson: @jowrotethis; https://www.vanityfair.com/contributor/joanna-robinson Fashion Watch Queen Kate Leth: @kateleth; http://kateleth.com/ Song Vocals from our new Willow, the wonderful Bess Rogers: @bessrogers; bessrogers.com HOT HOT TIPS MERCH! MERCH! - Tees! Mugs! Crop Tanks! Hell yeah. Visit bufferingthevampireslayer.com and click SHOP. NEW PATREON LEVEL ADDED: Head on over to patreon.com/bufferingcast HELP US TRANSCRIBE over at https://www.bufferingthevampireslayer.com/transcriptions Special Thanks to our audio engineer Lauren Klein for creating the "Veruca, I Wanna Nuke Ya" jingle! Logo: Kristine Thune (kristinethune.com)

Giles needs adult friends. Weird acting at The Bronze. Veruca eats a giant hamburger. And Oz leaves the show. Forever? We're not sure. Well, one person isn't sure. 

Happy Friday! In minute 66, we’re finally stopping the boat! Willy Wonka’s moved from weather to religion, as he talks about the fires of Hell, and the Reaper. Veruca is scared of crabs, and everyone has basically had it…again, except for Mike Teevee. He’s a sick kid. By the end of the minute, everyone is […]

In Minute 60, we discover that there’s no better time to learn to swim than when you’re drowning. By the end of the minute, we have officially lost our first child. Veruca, oddly, shows some compassion…and her father does not. David tries to decide whether or not you would actually need a plumber to extricate […]

It’s the fourth of July…celebrate by listening to us talk about a German boy falling into a chocolate river. Minute 59 is where Augustus Gloop contaminates the chocolate river with his hands…and then his entire body. Also, Veruca has a weird idea of what an Oompa Loompa is, and we’re venturing into some pretty weird […]

Peaches Christ, AKA Joshua Grannell, has mentored a whole generation of San Francisco drag performers, including the fantastically-tattooed Veruca Bathsalts, AKA Seth Shubin. In this third installment of Meet the MAYtriarchy, we talk to them both about the fellowship of performance, keeping drag transgressive, and how their creative contributions are part of a much bigger cultural movement and legacy. Joshua Grannell is a filmmaker best known as his alter-ego “Peaches Christ”, an underground drag superstar and cult movie impresario. Joshua is the writer and director of the feature film All About Evil. The award-winning dark comedy gore film stars Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Dekker, Cassandra Peterson, Mink Stole, and Peaches Christ herself. Joshua’s infamous cult-movie parody events are produced by his company Peaches Christ Productions at the Castro Theatre and regularly draw over 2,000 attendees to each new show before touring the West Coast. Other Peaches hosted events have featured special guest stars John Waters, Cloris Leachman, Appolonia, Barry Bostwick, Pam Grier, and more. Peaches Christ has been featured in the films Milk, I Am Divine, Diary Of A Teenage Girl, Mansfield 66/67, and on HBO’s Looking. In 2018, Joshua created a new company called "Into The Dark" that will produce immersive theatrical haunted shows in the Bay Area written & directed by him. The first show,Terror Vault, is happening at The San Francisco Mint in October. Seth Shubin, the self-proclaimed "Jerk of all trades" (also known as his sometimes alter ego "Veruca Bathsalts") is a nanny and costume designer for Peaches Christ Productions by day, bartender, drag queen and event producer by night. Originally hailing from Philadelphia he moved to the bay in 2013 to live out the San Francisco hustle, pursuing all his hopes and dreams. Seth throws the widely popular queer punk night "Desperate Living” every first Friday of the month at The Stud as well as the bi-monthly over the top film series “Film School Drop Outs” at The Roxie Theater. A lover of Cats, Clowns and all things trash. .·:*'`*:·..·:*'`*:·.·:*'`*:·..·:*'`*:·.·:*'`*:·. MOMMA B’S GOODIE BAG OF HELPFUL LINKS Learn more about San Francisco’s legacy of drag performance with The Cockettes: https://www.cockettes.com Learn more about Peaches with these docs! https://vimeo.com/137921217 and https://youtu.be/ggP8oVFtOss Yes, you TOO should plan a trip to San Francisco around a Peaches Christ performance: www.peacheschrist.com A helpful guide made for educators about pronouns, that can be helpful to anyone who wants to be more aware of how they use pronouns: https://www.glsen.org/sites/default/files/GLSEN%20Pronouns%20Resource.pdf .·:*'`*:·..·:*'`*:·.·:*'`*:·..·:*'`*:·.·:*'`*:·. Advice from Mom is a production of Wise Ones Advice Services. It was produced by Juliet Hinely & Rebecca Garza-Bortman. Editing by Juliet Hinely and Samantha Land. Mixed and mastered by Jake Young. Publicity by Anna Beyder. This interview was recorded at KQED in San Francisco. Audio assistance by Bryan Garza. Our theme music is by my band, Love Jerks. Special thanks to Cass Adair for his help on this episode. This podcast is for informational purposes only and is not intended to offer diagnosis or treatment of any medical or psychological condition. All treatment decisions should be made in partnership with your health professional.

It's the final week of our Cheery Red Burning Britain specials, so get ready for nine great songs from The Varukers, Xtract, HAXXAN, Wonk Unit, Fabulous Poodles, Static Kill, The Glucks, Subculture and The Blood.Burning Britain, Veruca?, Comedy Suburbs, Tony has your Facebook comments, Star Wars day, Whambolt, HAXXAN?, Wonk Unit, last week, bank holiday weekend, Avengers, Hitchin, From the Vaults, Fabulous Poodles, Halloween, TuneIn, Tony's International Gig Guide, Foremans, the week ahead, Infinity War, Chappie, The Virgin Witch, no Izzatwat this week, UK iTunes reviews, The Cat Milker, The Blood and WHAMBOLT!Song 1: The Varukers – Die For Your GovernmentSong 2: Xtract – Blame it On The YouthSong 3: HAXXAN – Nothing Ever ChangesSong 4: Wonk Unit – As The Rest Of The World SleepsSong 5: Fabulous Poodles – Bike BloodSong 6: Static Kill – Band Of BrothersSong 7: The Glucks – Why Do I Love YouSong 8: Subculture – Loud And ClearSong 9: The Blood - Megalomania

On this episode of Illusion Radio, Doc is joined once again by co-host, Prima Materia, and special guest, Veruca Salt. Subjects discussed will include the true meaning of fascism, along with opinions on such topics as the porn industry, drug regulation, and US balkanization. As a fun aside, each member of the panel will also debate who would be appointed if they could build their own cabinet. Veruca: @veruca_14 Prima: @6g0rilli0nmoar Dr. Illusion: @doctill Thanks for listening, goys!

READERS, Katie, Sharron and a slightly drunk Kyle keep it high and tight this week along with guests Calvin Cole (not to be confused with Cato) and Caitlin Puckett (and their dog Veruca!) We talk Workroom Ben, Un2orgettable, Alexis Mateo, Mayor Quimby, and Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.  (music: bensound.com)

Sorry for the audio quality, y'all, I'm on the road.One good episode and one disappointing one.Let's face it, as much as I like Oz, his relationship with Willow is not satisfying on a narrative level. So this is actually a good way to get Oz off the show. And I totally called it. Veruca is a werewolf.The show also seems to have realized that you don't need everyone in the show to have something to do. Buffy, Xandar, and Giles make appearances that serve the plot, but they don't overstay their welcome. This is progress, we're not wasting time from the plot we care about, which makes a much more solid episode.As for Angel, I've been thirsty for some more Kate, but not like this, not painting feelings as a weakness and brutality as a virtue.

Hey dudes! This week, Robbie and I are doing a mini-review of the Tom and Jerry version of Willy Wonka, a movie that nobody asked for but still somehow managed to happen. It's unnecessary, occasionally grotesque and endlessly uncomfortable. Of course, we were going to watch it! :D Feel free to contact us on Twitter if you have questions, comments or have a review request! If you're a content creator and would like to join us on an episode, let us know! Also, if you could please leave us a review on iTunes, we'll give you a shout-out and read it on the show! Robbie: @lobster_writer Tracy: @tctrauscht Thanks for listening and hope you enjoy it!   Also, we're considering changing the name to The Not Joanna Eggs Podcast, for some re-branding purposes. Please let us know if you dig the name as we may have to update things for it, though the core content will remain the same. You guys are awesome!

Michael talks about being alone in the woods, working with difficult people and the Dodgers.

We talk about defining the indi rock sound of the 90s in Chicago. My guest today is Brad Wood, a producer originally from Chicago now in Los Angeles, who is known for making some of the coolest indi and rock albums since the late 80s. Brad also owned Idful Music Corporation- a small but mighty recording studio in Wicker Park, where he recorded albums by bands like Seam, Tar, Shrimp Boat and Eleventh Dream Day. Brad's credits Include: Liz Phair, Veruca Salt, Sunny Day Real Estate, Thrill Jockey, Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins, Pete Yorn, mewithoutYou, Touché Amoré, and Ben Lee among others. Anatomy Of A Mix with Brad Wood - From The Pro Mix Academy Leave a Review  Get the full show notes at: http://RSRockstars.com/95 -Also- Free mix training with Lij at: MixMasterBundle.com Get yourself a Rockstar T-shirt at: RSRockstars.com/Tshirt Download the theme music at: SkadooshMusic.com

This week we're all heartbroken as Oz breaks free of his werewolf cage (how can he weld and where did they find that crypt?), Willow begins to have doubts about the relationship, and we learn just how horrible Veruca truly is in Buffy episode 406, "Wild at Heart" For more Hot Chicks with[out] superpowers check out: Hannah has been reading 'The Secret History of Wonder Woman' by Jill Lepore which traces the heroines origins and the fascinating/creepy/prescient/misogynistic life of her creator. Emily has been listened to the podcast 'Sawbones' by Dr. Sydnee McElroy, and her husband Justin. They're great couple podcasters though she provides most of the knowledge. Haley has been watching spy show 'Covert Affairs' staring CIA agent Annie Walker (Piper Perabo) because sometimes you just want to watch a lady kick butts.

There’s a new wolf in town, and she’s causing some hairy business. When Oz finds out that the enamoring lead singer of another band is also a werewolf, sparks and fangs fly. But when Veruca goes after Willow, Oz has to embrace the inner wolf and make some split-second decisions that will change the Scoobies forever.  Join us as we chat about the legacy of Oz, the emotional predicament of Willow and our own wolfing out with special guest Mia Resella. Oh and a ton of Willy Wonka references for some reason.  You can find Mia Resella at @miaresella Sunnydale Study Group is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast hosted by Chris Bramante and Omar Najam.  Find more Sunnydale goodness at Facebook.com/SunnydaleStudyGroup and Twitter.com/SSGPodcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wow, did we thoroughly enjoy this episode.! The girl with the beauty and the brains, Veruca James joins us! Besides all the usual things that we like to do, such as our award-winning segments…. we have a fan guest, who brought it strong with the pizza, and sat baffled at the epic stories and in-depth […]

Jujuba! Chup-chup! Pirulito Zorro! Mariola! Bolacha! Muito bem caríssimos ouvintes! No episódio desta semana nos reunimos para iniciar uma série especial do Podtrash: O mês dos mortos! Nestes especiais faremos homenagens a grandes personalidades do Cinema que se foram recentemente. E neste programa a homenagem será ao incomparável Gene Wilder, e para esta celebração falaremos do Willy Wonka e sua Fantástica Fábrica de Chocolate, filme lançado em 1971 com muito merchan da Quaker. Então aumentem seus iPods porque mais um Podtrash está no ar! Duração: 91'50'' Média TD1P: 4,6 ELENCO Almighty, o Estagiário de Chinelos! Bruno "Gunfree" Gunter Demétrius "Anjo Negro" Santos  Douglas Fricke, o Exumador Shin Koheo, o Maratonista nu! ARTE DO BANNER Marcelo Damm EXTRAS DESTE PODTRASH IMDb do Willy Wonka e a Fantástica Fábrica de Chocolate Versão inferior do Tim "Écati" Burton Trailer do Filme de 1971 Frases clássicas do Willy Wonka Cena "Pure Imagination" Cena da Veruca com os Esquilos no remake Veruca na versão com as "Gansas" no filme de 1971 Montagem do Musical em Londres  Sobre o Chocolate SOBRE O INFERNO DE DANTE Wikipédia da Divina Comédia Alegoria da Divina Comédia e Charlie and The Chocolate Factory EXTRA: Camisas do Demetrius Escute a playlist no Spotify FEEDS E LINKS DO PODTRASH Podtrash na iTunes Store Feed completo do Podtrash Feed sem os Lado B Feed do Lado B Canal do Podtrash no Youtuner Participe do Grupo “Esse Merece um Podtrash” lá no Facebook! Conheça a Loja de Camisetas As Baratas! CONTATOS DO PODTRASH podtrash@td1p.com @podtrash Facebook do Podtrash Caixa Postal 34012 – Rio de Janeiro, RJ - CEP 22460-970 CAPA DESTE PODTRASH

Veruca James takes us behind the scenes of directing, producing, and performing in porn. Check out Veruca's media here: VerucaJames.com https://twitter.com/VerucaJames https://www.instagram.com/verucajames/ http://damonandverucajames.tumblr.com/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCypv3gnAf-Ww4-iJ6fYc0cg Call, Chat & Exchange Photos: http://www.dreamlover.com/VerucaJames Clip Store: http://clips4sale.com/57381 http://www.abibids.com/item.php/page,userProfile/uid,10862

Buffy's drowning her sorrows over Parker in a slayer-sized keg of Black Frost Beer. Fed up with know-it-all undergrads, the owner of the local dive bar has cursed the beer to turn its drinkers into... cavemen? As Neanderthals terrorize the campus, cave-Buffy's heroic instincts overpower her id. Kristen and Mike discuss "Beer Bad"'s bad rap, and play "spot the hippie skirt". The moon is full in "Wild at Heart", as Oz prepares for his monthly metamorphosis. But when wolf-Oz breaks out of his cage, he runs into another of his kind and their animal natures take over. Rather than come clean about his dirty laundry, Oz chooses to keep his wolfy indiscretion a secret, leading to a showdown between a brokenhearted Willow and a very hairy Veruca. Kristen and Mike review Veruca's lip syncing, and where Oz screwed everything up. PLUS! In honor of Beer Bad - an episode-specific drinking game!

Broken hearts and betrayal this week on Buffy, as we learn the truth about Veruca and bid farewell - for now - to Oz. It's Wild At Heart (B4.06)!

Adult Star Veruca James will be joining host James Bartholet and guest co-host Allison Moore on Inside The Industry. They'll be will be discussing their exciting new projects, and they'll be taking calls live from listeners nationwide. Inside The Industry is continuing their exciting and fun weekly on air contests. This week's contests also include a chance to win a free ticket to attend the AVN Expo, and a free promotional item from Pipedream Products or HotMovies.com.

Adult Star Veruca James will be joining host James Bartholet and guest cohost Allison Moore on Inside The Industry. They'll be will be discussing their exciting new projects, and they'll be taking calls live from listeners nationwide. Inside The Industry is continuing their exciting and fun weekly on air contests. This week's contests also include a chance to win a free ticket to attend the AVN Expo, and a free promotional item from Pipedream Products or HotMovies.com.

Adult Star Veruca James will be joining host James Bartholet and guest cohost Allison Moore on Inside The Industry. They'll be will be discussing their exciting new projects, and they'll be taking calls live from listeners nationwide. Inside The Industry is continuing their exciting and fun weekly on air contests. This week's contests also include a chance to win a free ticket to attend the AVN Expo, and a free promotional item from Pipedream Products or HotMovies.com.

Visit the Show Notes for more! This is the second installment Anomaly's gaming series (check out "Classic 80s games we loved too). Jen and Angela talk about what they were up to as Gen Xers in the 90s. They share some fun personal stories, talk about discovering email for the first time, the music they loved, and games, Games, GAMES! From PC games to consoles, they do their best to mention everything...at least once. Email Us: GirlyGeekZ@Gmail.com Send us a Voice Mail Message: 432-363-4742 Show Notes: Anomalypodcast.com/shownotes/90s-games-we-rocked/  Follow us on Twitter: @AnomalPodcast Like us on Facebook: Facebook.com/anomalypodcast Join our Facebook Group: Facebook.com/groups/117812266828/ Subscribe to our Newsletter: Anomalypodcast.com/newsletter-form/ 

Scarlet Roche is a former Wyvern Theatre Summer Youth Project participant and is currently playing the role of Veruca Salt in the West End production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Training: Gemma Short School of Dance and Theatre Arts in Swindon. Theatre includes: Swan Lake (English Youth Ballet – scholarship recipient). Scarlet is also an associate of the Classical Ballet Academy at Tring Park School for the Performing Arts. Scarlet is absolutely thrilled to be playing the role of Veruca as her professional debut.

On this episode of ‘XR University’ show host Ian Rath along with the charming and brilliant Adien Starr and adult actress Veruca James discuss and demonstrate Fucking Machines. Aiden and Ian explain the basic use of Sex Machines and the pleasurable functions that they provide. They show the full line of machines available and their different purposes. It would not be an ‘XR-U’ show without someone getting naked and having a good time. This is where Veruca comes in. Having never really used a Sex Machine; Aiden takes her through the process and gives her a professional lesson in the proper use and proper ways of achieving powerful orgasms with the Lovebotz Machines.

Veruca is that right mix of cool, passionate, and violent. Well, maybe too violent. J. and Brian get Wild at Heart.

(NSFW!!) New episode features Release dates for Trek 2, Avengers and Pirates 4. Speculation re: Wolverine 2, Spidey 4 and Ghost Rider 2. Malchovich IS the Vulture. The Ateam trailer rules! Blake Lively is Green Lantern special gal. Shatner on RAW.  Boom boom. Okay, Veruca. Marvin the Martian movie? Y'all got fake poo? Who is … Continue reading "0086 – New episode will leave the bitch daffy as hell"

(NSFW!!) New episode features Release dates for Trek 2, Avengers and Pirates 4. Speculation re: Wolverine 2, Spidey 4 and Ghost Rider 2. Malchovich IS the Vulture. The Ateam trailer rules! Blake Lively is Green Lantern special gal. Shatner on RAW.  Boom boom. Okay, Veruca. Marvin the Martian movie? Y'all got fake poo? Who is … Continue reading "0086 – New episode will leave the bitch daffy as hell"

SNAKE writes... AFTER BITING REAL WORLD BROOKLYN, I WAITED FOR THE VENOM TO SPREAD THROUGH THE CAST. WHILE I STARED AND TAUNTED MY PREY I SAW THAT PEOPLE WERE WATCHING THIS ATTACK. CLIVE DRISCOLL WAS ESPECIALLY ENTHUSED. IN FACT HE BEGAN CLUBBING THE WEAKENED VICTIM WITH HIS FAKE ARM...CLIVE writes...First of all, I just want to say that it is about time someone came out and bashed this season’s Real World. Well done, Snake. Another successful bite. Having said that, this season should not just be snake bit but castrated (wait, Katelyn already was).Being selected to be on the Real World is like getting the Golden Ticket of reality t.v. The producers, Bunim and Murray, one of whom is dead, so let me change that to Bunim or Murray, the one producer that is alive, is your Willy Wonka. Every year thousands upon thousands of fame-seeking nutcases send in their audition tapes, or to keep the analogy going, buy bars of chocolate. The tapes then get filtered down by the casting directors (who should be fired for this season a la Donald Trump to Andrew Dice Clay) who can alter any normal person’s life into a life of Gauntlet/Duel appearances, bar tours, and constant mockery on E!'s The Soup.As Snake mentioned, these fucking moron casting directors selected not one but two people from Salt Lake City, Utah. As far as I know there are two things good about Salt Lake City, Utah, one is Karl "The Mailman" Malone,() and.... nothing else. Also, correct me if I am wrong, doesn't the Real World consist of 7 cast members. 21 seasons of 7 cast members and this group of shmohawks (courtesy of Larry David) decide to cast 8. The final decision in putting the worst cast together in RW history must have been so hard that they decided they had to include the transgender AND the boring guy with great abs. Yet, here we are today, approaching the final episode of the worst season ever, or as I call it, my own personal glass elevator that will set me free of this nonsense world.I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET, I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE:Picture each cast member’s initial reaction to getting the call (finding their ticket) to be chosen for the Real World…Chet: So excited that he almost touched a boobie for the first time. Instead he wrapped his purple scarf around his neck and started masturbating furiously to pre-taped episodes of Carson Daily hosting TRL.Ryan: Tried to return the engagement ring he bought his girlfriend, but found out it was non-refundable. Afterwards, he googled Pranks and started shining his shoes.Carl: (Wait, who is Carl? Carl is Katelynn’s birth name.) Carl found out and wanted to really flip the script on the nation. Carl booked a plane to Thailand, bought a pair of booty shorts and went to a back-alley abortion clinic and said, "Make this work."Scott: After finding out, Scott not pleased enough with his abs, spent 248 hours in the gym working out. Only stopping to check himself out in the mirror and to spot his workout buddy who happens to be into guys.Sarah: Bitches and complains she got chosen because that is all she knows how to do. Feeling her sleeve of tattoos was not enough to make her stand out, she decides that back when she was 10 she shouldn’t have shared a sleeping bag with her father. He is now an estranged sexual molester and she the whiny-cunt of a victim.Devyn: Wipes the cum of three casting directors off her face. She is so thrilled that she is chosen, she offers them the opportunity to tittyfuck her as well. Disgusted by her nipple-to-boobie ratio, they decline and ask her to leave.J.D.: Has no family and no friends, he has no boyfriend because he is not gay, he is fucking faggot. JD celebrated by fucking the blowhole of his favorite dolphin, Fudgie. Not satisfied by Fudgie, JD then paid a homeless man 20 bucks to provide that particular golden twinkle in his eye.Baya: Is so excited she has bee chosen and given a chance to escape her hometown of Salt Lake City. That night celebrating with her hippie parents she goes into a dance frenzy, falls and fucks up her two front teeth, leaving her with a noticeable gap. (I would still fuck her btw, she is hot.)The Cast:They arrive at the factory and the camera starts rolling. The nation finds out this year has a twist: 8 cast members. 4 guys and 4 girls? Or is it 5 guys and 3 girls? Or is it 2 guys and 6 girls?What happened to the good old Real World Casting Stereotypes? The gay guy, the bumpkin, the bitch, the hot girl, the black guy, the weird guy, and the x-factor. Over the first 20 years, these tried-and-true stereotypes have provided us with great characters like the Miz, that Oakland Raiders cheerleader, Choral, multiple overly gay men, Tyree "you stabbed my father,” etc. This year we have no black guy. (To hold shit down.)Instead we have Scott or Wonka's Mike Teavee. Teavee was, as his last name implied, a television fanatic, seldom away from his television set. Instead of TV, Scott is seldom away from the gym. The fucking moron has the opportunity to get any girl he wants on any night of the week and opts to play pool, check emails, workout, and build a love/hate relationship with a transgender. Remember the episode where, Katelynn has no money (because she spent god knows how much to clip her penis and turn it into a walking black hole looking to suck in anything within range) and Scott comes in and, despite their constant arguing, provides her with some money. I remember screaming out, “fuck” really loud. Typical douche. Scott deserves the same fate as Teavee, to be shrunk. Scott should stripped of all his steriods and given the same procedure as Katelynn since his nuts have already shrunk from the lack of pussy during this season. Fuck you, Scott, you fucking ungrateful piece of shit.Speaking of Katelynn, the similarities between her and Arthur Slugworth are remarkable. They are both ugly as sin and evil. Slugworth is looking for the formula for the "everlasting gobstopper" and Katelynn is looking for the formula for the "everlasting nightmare." SHE HAS FOUND IT. Watching her flock around the house in booty shorts, make out with guys and girls, pole dance, and even just speak words has kept me up many a night, crying and asking why. Why hasn't Murray or Bunim said, "This is too much... We like nudity, it gets us ratings but this is just fucking wrong." She could wear the crown for ‘Someone-Who-Grosses-Me-The-Fuck-Out-On-Sight.’ Of course, in the movie it turns out that Slugworth is really Mr. Wilkerson, just like Katelynn pretending to something she is clearly not, a woman. Fuck you, you fucking disgusting piece of shit.Speaking of pieces of shit, JD will take that crown. This midget dolphin trainer, like all gay men, thinks he is better than everyone else. I hate his posture, I hate the way he talks and looks. He can only be likened to the Oompa Loompas. First, he would fit in as an Oompa Loompa for his height. Second, he would fit in because he likes banging guys. I am sorry to drop the bomb, but hundreds of little orange men working in a chocolate factory with no women in sight? Excuse the obvious pun, but there is definitely some fudge packing. JD had the moment this season where he broke a glass table. I don't remember why and I don't care. Oh now I do, he is a drama queen who instead of singing catchy tunes that teach lessons, he sucks pole. Fuck you, you fucking cock-sucking piece of shit.You can't say “cock-sucking” and not think of Chet. If he is straight and has never had a cock in or around his mouth, than I will jump out the window of my apartment. Chet is Augustus Gloop, the gluttonous overeater. Chet is not overeating, though, he is being overviewed. Every episode Chet dominates with his ambiguous behavior. Am I the only one who thinks he is on Ryan's balls a bit too much? He got his bowtie in a frenzy that one episode where Ryan didn't come home on time. We have to watch week after week as Chet hosts this show, or applies for his MTV job, or almost comes out, or pretends to like Scott’s friend to mask his cock loving. Additionally, he has worn the same outfits the whole season. You unoriginal fuck. You need to finally fall into that chocolate river and come out of the closet. I am sorry, mormon or not, if you are 21 years or older and have not touched a boob, you are gay. If you are not gay, you should think about becoming gay. Fuck you, you fucking virgin piece of shit.One person who is clearly not a virgin is Devyn. As Beyonce says, “A Diva is the female version of a Hustler.” And as I say, “An annoying slutty cunt is the my version of a Diva.” If I hear Devyn liken herself to a Diva one more time, I am going to cut the fake titty out of her and suffocate her with it. Devyn, like Wonka's Veruca Salt, regularly exerts petulant behavior in order to get what she desires. Devyn spends her time on the phone talking to the 6-8 guys she teases in order to get what she wants, money. When I look at Devyn, I can't help but think she takes monster dumps. I hate how she wears that sleep mask also (just a sidenote). Devyn deserves the same fate as Veruca, whose endgame comes in Wonka's Nut Sorting Room. No explanation needed. Fuck you, you fucking Diva-wanna-be piece of shit.Baya, oh Baya. Do people in Salt Lake City not fuck? She is really hot, she moves well, she has a bit of a gapper but that just gives u a target, like trying to score a goal. Baya is Violet Beauregarde, a tomboy who exhibits a more competitive spirit than the four other ticket winners. Baya does herself no justice by dressing in sweatpants and hoodies every episode. Show some skin, you should be pole dancing, not that mutant. Just as Violet chews her gum constantly, Baya constantly is not speaking as if she is chewing so much gum she can't speak. There are some episodes where I didn’t even see her once. Damn shame because I actually like her. She will suffer the same fate as Violet and turn into a giant blueberry. Baya will keep putting of her dancing dreams and after realizing that she missed the opportunity of a lifetime and took a back seat this season will comfort herself with food. After gaining 70 pounds, her DJ'ing dreams will end, and back to Salt Lake City. Fuck you, you fucking hot piece of shit.Someone else on this season, I remotely like is Ryan or in Wonka's case, Charlie. Ryan is likable and good hearted like Charlie. But for fucks’ sake man, you are on the Real World. Have you not watched in the past? Guys like you are cleaning up on a nightly basis. By episode 4 you are supposed to break up with the home girlfriend and bang the hot room mate, Baya. It is a science. Did the PTSD take away your libido? Like Charlie, Ryan would rather hang out with his family than go out there and bang some hot ass. Charlie could have walked down the street with that golden ticket and banged some serious whores or in his case got jerked off (he was 11ish). Ryan could have banged Baya if he wanted to, and then moved onto the millions of NYC girls who would suck a dick for ten minutes of fame on MTV. But no, this fuck had to do the right thing like Charlie. Where did that get you though? Back in Iraq, with no pussy, you fucked up. Fuck you, you fucking honest piece of shit.Last but not least, Sarah, the tattooed bitch who, as Snake pointed out, looks like the dude from Blink 182. I never thought she was remotely good looking but has she gained 20-30 pounds since the show started? What is with this season and choosing people with some serious issues? Transgender, JD's abusive father, Sarah's sexually abusive father, Ryan's army experience, Baya's SLC background, Chet's lackof pussy, Scott's steroid issue, Devyn's porn past. Sarah is Wonka's...actually fuck that, Sarah just sucks. Nothing good about her at all. What did the casting directors see in her? "Oh, she has a sleeve of tattoos, she is edgy." Yeah doing finger paintings with 5 year olds is real edgy. Sarah is the kind of girl who has a FUPA and hides it well and has a pussy that smells worse than curry mixed with an overweight kids sweat after a rigorous game of dodgeball. Fuck you, you fucking worst casted Real World member piece of shit.YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!!!In summary, Bunim or Murray (the living one), should fire every casting director involved with this season’s meltdown. I blame myself for tuning in week after week hoping for Ryan to bang a chick, or Baya to show some skin, or Chet to cum instantly after touching his first vagina, or Devyn to not be on the phone, or Katelynn to get drunk reach inside herself and pull out Carl's penis, or Scott to jam that pool stick up his ass so far it comes out of his nose, or JD to go down on his roomates while they are asleep, or Sarah to not piss me off. Fuck this season, fuck Bunim or Murray, whichever one is alive. You all lose, you all wasted the golden ticket. There is no glass elevator for any of you, just a swift kick in the nuts, vag, or vagnuts from me if I ever see any of you walking the streets of NYC.Congratulations, Real World. You've just been Driscolled.-Clyde