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Episode 1990 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:00 Yu-Gi-Oh tournament once again tainted by unhygienic players 00:18:17 New Jersey middle school yearbook pranked with picture of baby Hitler 00:28:20 Former Alaskan parent of the year charged with over 45 counts of sexually assaulting young girls 00:31:50 Pastor stabbed by waiter in the neck at local Austin steakhouse for yet-to-be-determined reasons For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1989 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 Golf Talk - Hoagies, Cole, and Lefty.... 00:08:26 Cali Man Busted for Shrooms, and also Giving them to His Kids 00:16:23 Asian Scientists have Created Diving Suits for Cockroaches 00:22:31 "Bat-Maine" Real-Life Mexican Batman Strikes Again, Catching more Motorcycle Thieves 00:27:42 Instant Karma - Man Dies of Heart Attack While Killing Lover  00:30:58 Niel the Seal has Taken Over Tasmania Once Again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1988 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 The boys schedule this week including show schedule  00:08:10 Man in the UK admits to taking 18 dumps in a public pool 00:15:40 Man with world's smallest penis has go fund me  00:23:40 Newest AI video trend in China 00:31:55 World Cup updates including Uruguay's charter flight cancellation   00:34:00 Europe's record setting heat wave is brutal For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1987 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:20 Pat's beach trip is not going the way he planned 00:04:30 World Cup everything 00:10:50 The horrible earthquake(s) in Venezuela  00:17:00 UK man tries to flame thrower his neighbors door down 00:35:30 Ye is playing in San Antonio and the mayor is not happy For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1986 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Will broke his chair again 00:04:40 New study finds that birds love to masturbate 00:20:00 DEA whistleblower details accounts of DEA letting LOTS of Fentanyl into the US on purpose 00:30:33 Louisiana Pastor hands out a caught-on-camera beatdown of 20 year old balding man For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1985 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:55 Two-Million Bees Escape Truck Crash on Texas Highway 00:08:44 Texas Rancher finds Long Lost Giraffe 00:18:20 Fox News Refreshes the Hottie Roster with Natalie Chuck 00:23:55 Police looking for UK Couple after Sex Video at Guns 'n Roses Concert goes viral 00:29:40 Man gets Stuck Inside in California Park Toilet after trying to Retrieve Sunglasses For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1984 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:57 Reflecting pool update 00:20:07 Wes' US Open big win with Kalshi 00:21:51 Ferrets being used to kill rats at child prison sparks trauma for kids 00:30:21 Insane Man in Singapore Tricks Kids into Extreme Diarrhea 00:38:59: Australian magician vanishes 00:41:54 Oklahoma Arby's manager accused of giving customer herpes For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's edition of Florida Man Friday..... Naked woman goes on rampage with vegetable peeler and masturbates - Man threatens kids revving go karts with knives - Florida Man steals SUV from Courthouse parking lot for another police chase: Rapid Fire Mugshots = 'Guess that Crime', feat. “Bitcoin Rodney”: and much more... HAGFDW!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1983 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Gambling talk, is Wes a moron? 00:10:15 Great news for potheads who have guns 00:19:00  The reflecting pool is still a piece of shit, but why??? 00:29:00 Mircropenis awareness PSA 00:38:20 Cop who fed homeless man a shit sandwich has landed a big promotion in Texas For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1982 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:28 Vietnam Police save 400 Cats from Illegal Cat Meat Factory 00:15:15 Horse drawn carriage takes off uncontrollably in Central Park 00:19:51 World Cup-dates: Iran immediately removed from USA after first game, and Scottish Fans have Drank Boston OUT of Beers 00:28:51 Japan is having a good World Cup so far, but haunted by High Virginity Rates and Ice Cream Cartels at home For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1981 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 The boys old trucker sketch was wild 00:06:15 A man in Australia was illegally breeding 100k madagascar hissing cockroaches 00:20:20 HOA in Alabama votes to kill 226 geese that are in a pond bothering them 00:29:20 High school admin prank picture keeps getting released  00:32:50 Florida family that got completely wrong kid is keeping the kid 00:42:20 A man that been squirting semen on women for 30 years arrested again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1980 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:41 Kalshi Dog Tie strategy 00:08:39 Soft Corner - Lemonade stand robbery 00:21:41 India plans to recover climber who died on Everest in 1996 that is a landmark 00:34:03 Recently deceased UK Man diagnosed posthumously with extremely rare “Triple Penis” 00:38:07 City Union Files Grievance Against Goats for Taking Jobs For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1979 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts 00:07:00: Did President Trump meet with Aliens?! 00:13:45 Boy Scout troop had their balloon project shot down by an F-16 00:15:10 AI Update  00:16:45 Reddit user figures out how to use AI bots without internet or power  00:20:00 Racist and viral “Natasha Doll” in China has exposed a much darker and more racist trend amongst some Chinese citizens 00:30:10 World Cup talk: The Portuguese team refuses to leave their hotel in Florida due to alligators 00:34:35 Florida Man is pulled over with 34 empty White Claws in his car 00:36:55 Incredible story of a woman who was stuck in the mud for 3 days  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1977 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 Actually, it's an NC-3, not a Miata 00:11:30 50 year-old South Carolina Man got so mad at ding-dong ditchers, he hid in the bushes and got sweet revenge... but also kidnapping charges 00:27:33 California officer accidentally shoots fellow officer in the arm during "horseplay incident" 00:34:10 Colonel Sanders' longtime Canadian Home for sale for $1.5M Canadian 00:36:43 Steve Spielberg is dropping more aliens on us - IT'S DISCLOSURE DAY For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1977 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:20 Knicks fans are jumping Spurs fans 00:07:15 Inflation up 4.2% and Trump loves inflation and our military in wars now the ole 180  00:13:30 Epic senior prank involving 200 doors locks glued shut at school  00:18:15 Southern Baptists officially rule no women preachers 00:20:40 Bill Gates testifies before Congress and says Epstein blackmailed him and he banged chicks on the island 00:25:55 AI Pinellas County Sheriffs Office bot confuses non pedo man as pedo man, arrested him and now he's suing 00:36:05 Iran's men's national team is in Mexico because they can't be in the US and play in the US in the World Cup this Monday 00:39:00 People keep dumping in popular tourist attraction in New Zealand For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1976 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts 00:07:00: Verdict and sentencing in the Karmelo Anthony murder trial 00:13:30 How hot is “Supergirl” Milly Alcock & why is “Superman” Dean Cain making fun of her looks?! 00:25:50 BDSM session turns deadly after an idiotic mistake 00:33:05 Man escapes police in LA by jumping into a swamp and is attacked by alligators 00:40:05 Blogger sends Ohio State Senator picture of veiny Shrek penis and is now in BIG trouble  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1975 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:23 Starbucks pissed off all of South Korea with its May “Tank Day” promotion 00:24:59: Huge American Flag Flies Into Power Lines, Knocking Out Power for Thousands 00:30:57 Gloves left inside patients and accidental organ removal among 403 'never' mistakes in NHS last year 00:36:37 Local Baton Rouge Celebrity Dejontay Wings arrested for Theft, Mugshot goes viral For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1974 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Wight Loss with Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 New Team USA World Cup fan chant appears to be absolutely abysmal 00:08:04 Dan Sullivan's Square-off for Alaska Senate Seat + Graham Planter recap + Missiles 00:25:06 More Scamz: Pilot Mountain, NC Town Manager treats himself on public dime, and Monet AI that Shook the Art World 00:32:15 Celebrity Dog in China got Stolen, Sold, and Eaten + TN Truck explodes with Fireworks on highway For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1973 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2's #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:31 Military drops 180 recognized faiths 00:11:37 Sean Strickland banned from UFC event 00:15:40 Meta facial recognition in glasses 00:22:03 Archbishop removed from exorcisms after saying UFOs are demons 00:26:16 Scientists find yeast in mummy's guts and use it to make “very good” sourdough 00:30:12 Volunteer Firefighter arrested for setting all the fires 00:34:40 Bag boys in India For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1972 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2's #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Cop pulls gun on fellow officer for microwaving fish 00:15:05 The UK is proposing a new travel blacklist law for abusive air passengers 00:23:00 The SPLC has even more funding hate group documentation and allegations 00:32:00 George Santos is back in the news with a brand new scam! For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1971 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2's #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:55 Blacklight posters are awesome 00:09:25 City worker with a leaf blower is mistaken for a terrorist with a bazooka 00:19:35 Inmate in GA Prison was able to defraud Charles Schwab to the tune of 11 Million Dollars 00:27:45 Teenage soccer phenom suing former MLS team for 100 Million over locker room penis insults/hazing 00:37:25 Incredible drug tunnel from Tijuana to San Diego is uncovered For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1970 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2's #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:24 NFL Talk 00:07:35 Another One: Walmart Supervisor struck with Sexual Harassment Lawsuit... by a Male employee 00:22:13 Google (???) is seeking to unleash tens of millions of genetically engineered mosquitos year after year in Florida for their "De-Bug" program 00:28:34 A Tale of 2 States: Men Popping out of Manholes in Brooklyn, NYC and a "Non-Meat Campaign" for US Senate in Texas 00:41:21 Nigerian Congressional Candidate Resigns after being Discovered to be 15 Years-Old and Claiming to be 30 with Dwarfism For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1969 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2's #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:45 Israel invades Lebanon castle  00:08:15 ‘Guess That Crime' mugshot addition (listener submissions) 00:26:20 Flight from Newark to Spain turns around because passenger bluetooth was “bomb” 00:30:10 Serbian Orthodox priest in NYC doxxes schizo tenant of church divulging confessional 00:34:05 Marshmallow Man UFO or UAP, your thoughts?  00:37:35 Neighbors in Oregon can't live with the smell of tiny homes poop   For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1968 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:24 Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife 00:19:20 UK farmer takes revenge on cars parked in his field 00:29:14 Canadian Man with incredible mugshot caught towing cars illegally: Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1967 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:45 1967 was a GREAT year  00:05:20 Oregon bill proposes to outlaw hunting and fishing 00:24:25 New bodycam footage released in case of one-handed woman accused of driving and texting 00:34:30 A high-ranking CIA official had $40 Million worth of gold bars stashed in his house Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1966 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Summer Crimes: Dog Shoots Woman with Shotgun in Nebraska, Insane Lawsuit Lady Shoots some Lawyers, and the Garden Grove Chemical Volcano 00:22:57 Dark Sectretz: Hire a hot chick to weep uncontrollably at your funeral!! 00:30:24 Innovations: New Octopi, "Back from the Grave" Drugs, Snake Wrangling, and Solar Panels Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1965 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:39 Tennis player leaves French Open to take a dump 00:12:34 Japanese underwear threat 00:21:37 New UFO Files Show us Shooting one Down + Alien DNA 00:31:40 Enhanced Games is in the books with 1 world record 00:38:23 Kars4Kids Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Free Florida Man Friday show, we will be back with new episodes tomorrow 5/26 Brought to you by: Rugiet Men: Head to rugiet.com/hardfactor and get 15% off your ED treatment. Florida woman arrested after crashing golf cart with 21 open airplane bottles of fireball Florida Substitute Teacher Passes out Drunk in the Bus Lane Florida man sets house on fire after fruit dispute Florida AirBnb Couch Piss Chick is BACK with more charges Bonus Dogg: FSU Graduation Tittiesand much more...we hope you all HAGFW!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1964 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don't want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Marylin Monroe vs. JFK's terrible back 00:08:08 St. Louis Woman denied to live in Whites-Only neighborhood on account of wanting her Black Husband to also live there + Bonus Dog Racist Florida Teacher 00:23:00 Thank you to our incredible sponsors 00:26:00 Joey Chestnut about to Dominate Hot Dog Contest while on Probation for slapping a man + Bonus Dog American DUI 00:33:29 The Tiz Corner: Ebola Treatment Center burned down by teens in the Congo Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1963 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don't want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 JFK conspiracy chat 00:05:35 Last words of Death Row inmates revealed 00:24:20 Grandma playing Minecraft to raise money for grandson's cancer treatment gets swatted 00:29:55 Dumb Fashion: The jacket with hundreds of speakers 00:33:35 Lyft driver uses AI to create a mess in the back seat to charge passengers a cleaning fee 00:36:36 Woman falls to her death by stepping into an uncovered manhole In NYC 00:40:35 Meth head decapitates his mom and then eats the confession letter in front of the police 00:42:00 Schlitz beer is going out of business Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1962 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don't want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Happy Birthday to Will 00:03:50 The Austin guns shop owner where the psycho teens stole guns from is hilarious 00:24:20 TSA basically says fly with weed now 00:28:55 A New York High School sets record with 21 valedictorians   00:32:20 Creep in pink panther costume stalks children after school 00:35:50 Clavicular is giving out penmaxxxing tips Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1961 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don't want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:36 First case of ebola in America confirmed as missionary idiot who was in the Congo came home to kill all of us 00:08:36 Oregon man arrested for 166th time 00:15:31 Two Americans arrested for jumping in Punch's enclosure in Japan 00:24:37 Update on Austin shooting Egar haircut ban 00:33:14 Vance is gonna Vance Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1960 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don't want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:05 The Pee Pee Poo Poo man is back, and he's upped his crime game 00:13:45 Underprivileged kids served a tray of dirt for dinner at Maine High School 00:22:13 Terrible crash during airshow in Idaho 00:26:50 President Trump is absolutely crushing it in the stock market, and its probably all very illegal 00:31:30 Some kids in Austin were going around shooting people from cars, prompting a lockdown and shelter in place  00:37:10 WHO has declared Ebola outbreaks a global health emergency  Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1959 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:54 Spencer Pratt promises to film the entire time he's mayor, if he wins the Los Angeles race 00:13:35 Trump and Xi meet in China, vibes are high (but maybe not as high in Taiwan) 00:23:33 Chud the Builder AKA Dalton something charged with Attempted Murder in Tennessee 00:34:08 PETA is mad at George Kittle for killing a spider when asked to by his wife 00:41:21 Update on Canada's MAID program: Getting even crazier Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1958 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 What happened in 1958?: NASA, Michael Jackson and Madonna were born  00:05:20 Supreme Court of South Carolina overturns Alex Murdaugh's double murder conviction 00:19:30 The Punjabi Devils Nor Cal bike gang leader busted trying to flee gun charges 00:27:55 Former Chic-Fil-A employee ran an 80k mac and cheese scam 00:30:10 It's 120 degrees in India and their minister of communication is suggesting the old onion in the pocket to cool down  Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1957 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:46 San Francisco might officially be the worst place ever 00:20:38 Hilarious looking Maryland man sentenced for online threats against Kamala 00:27:26 Time for term limits - Political Bloopers 00:37:04 Cali Mayor Resigns as Chinese Spy Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1956 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone  00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying 00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII 00:36:00 Say goodbye to canned peaches from Del Monte 00:39:40 A UK man sets a new record by pulling a car with his penis, while on fire Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1955 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Ballmaxxing: the trend you didn't know is taking the world by storm 00:25:08 UFO Files Dropped, and there are some pretty insane videos, but also... where are the Epstein Files? 00:35:56 Frenchman caught creating prestigious language award and giving it to himself 00:44:11 Maui residents take vengeance on potentially drunk tourist for throwing rock at Hawaiian Monk Seal Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1954 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Wes is sick 00:02:52 Dog kills another dog while wearing adopt me vest 00:21:34 State Dept targeting Dead Beat Dads who owe $100k+ in Child Support 00:32:50 Kodak Black arrested after leaving ID on drugs 00:38:33 Florida Man makes jail phone call with shoe Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1953 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 1953 first issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Monroe 00:04:30 Kids in the UK are drawing mustaches on themselves to bypass the age verification check internet porn  00:21:15 Dolphins share puffer fish with their friends to get high  00:24:30 The city of Montreal is asking vigilante pot hole fillers to “knock it off” 00:27:20 Texas woman runs over and kills boyfriend with souped up golf cart 00:31:05 Court updates: Dian Russini and Mike Vrabel, the JP Morgan sex case and Kim Kardashian bar exam 00:36:15 Seattle man is suing Google because Googie Gemini is too addictive  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1952 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:25 When Nashville Hot Chicken is Too Hot 00:04:45 Spokane Dirt-bike Kid Owns Drunk Lady in Ford Focus 00:10:50 Trump talks to kids about Nukes and Trans during Presidential Fitness Test unveiling 00:26:27 Secret Service Agent caught jackin' it at the DoubleTree near Miami International Airport 00:34:22 Spanish Seas: Hantavirus Cruise Ship and Record Breaking Cocaine Hauler Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1951 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Pat can't breathe anymore 00:02:40 Cumming and hating it?! 00:05:00 Will you get Stefan Diggs on your team or not? 00:06:35 Even MORE updates to the JPMC Sex Slave saga 00:22:10 Man in Scotland having sex with a trash can 00:27:10 Incredible NextDoor post from Pat's hood 00:31:00 Huge Gang of ATV riders and dirtbikers apprehended on the Bay Bridge Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26 Episode 1950 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Kid Rock Pete Hegseth Apache helicopter update 00:09:15 The invasive Bradford Pear trees that smell like jizz are being banned in some states 00:20:00 It looks like the JP Morgan sex lawsuit might have been fabricated? 00:35:10 RIP to Spirit airlines Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1949 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:04 DV4D update 00:06:33 Wisconsin Man steals former co-workers identity for forty years 00:23:05 WTF is Palantir + South Africa deletes AI policy accidentally written by AI: 00:28:13 Michigan State University Meth Lab 00:36:45 Roadkill in Chinese restaurant freezer Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1948 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to https://www.Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:24 THE WES TRIPLE: NZ D!ldos, Indian Corpse Banks, and Siamese Twin Sensations 00:27:24 Lorna Hajdini has been charged with keeping an alleged "sex slave" as an employee at JP Morgan 00:42:42 Boomers on the Edge: Update on Bearded PA Granny and Mass Bee Lady Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1947 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Anniversary to Mark and his wife ! 00:05:35 Kimmel Vs Trump AGAIN 00:06:25 Shirtless Boston man makes kid pay a Gusher toll in bathroom 00:19:05 German tourists killed by a snake charmer's snake 00:27:20 More scientists are missing, this time in China 00:32:45 Government now accepting donations to lower the National Debt 00:34:25 James Comey is indicted over a “threatening” message he wrote in seashells  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1946 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 Pat loves going to the town from Tremors 00:05:45 Texas Tech star transfer qb has checked himself into sports gambling rehab 00:15:40 Woman holds AI hologram funeral for deceased husband who did a Q&A 00:31:50 Kid Rock and Pete Hegseth took a bro Apache joy ride 00:39:00 US cars post 2027 all might have facial recognition to make sure your eyes are on the road  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1945 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:09:00 MJ Movie crushing at box office 00:12:06 Trump Correspondence Dinner Shooting 00:24:42 Kash Patel Farted and is getting Fired?? 00:32:16 Another man trampled to death by elephants Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:40 The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise - somehow the story got SO much worse 00:27:10 The price of condoms is about to SKYROCKET 00:33:36 Polymarket weather and war fixing has hit a fever pitch Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1943 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 1943 was a big year for kidnappers 00:03:50 The difference between naturist and naturalist causes a stir at an upcoming festival in the UK 00:20:10 Dicks in the sky, again. 00:29:20 Was a prominent Civil Rights organization actually funding the KKK….The DOJ thinks so… Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1942 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:15 Med student in India is making bank with hot MAGA AI chick 00:21:05 Five cow-punch might be the most disgusting drink in the world 00:29:40 Drunk prank in New Zealand with dildos goes too far 00:41:40 Man steals gas from old job, starts massive fire and cops interview him with no brows Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices