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Episode 1829 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 01:00:00 Story Teasers 00:04:25 Typewriters suck! 00:06:20 Plans to get two alien nuts on the show 00:08:45 Ukraine is incentivizing Russian kills with a point system, which rewards soldiers with new killing equipment 00:20:30 Toddler from Wales can't stop eating wood and rugs 00:26:00 Woman expecting her medicine is instead shipped human arms and fingers 00:30:30 Pretzels and Holocaust themed Halloween floats 00:38:10 Update on the NYC Mayoral Race 00:40:55 Rejected Idaho license plates Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1828 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 01:00:00 Story Teasers 00:05:10 ICE Agents wear halloween masks 00:21:48 Robot Butlers THEY'RE HERE to do your wife 00:32:53 Indiana Lieutenant Governor in the hot seat for deepfakes of opponents wife 00:38:33 Escaped sick monkey update 00:40:16 Australian students taught about the wron Caesar exempt from state test Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1827 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:01:00) - Halloween candy dollar amount per host household (00:04:50) - Top news stories we aren't covering but are covering very briefly (00:07:20) - Prince Andrew stripped of Prince title and moved into a bigger castle (00:17:15) - Detroit police officer shows up to video court hearing with no pants (00:23:20) - Band (Arts Fishing Club) brings grilling man on stage who threw hot dogs to crowd (00:28:15) - Albania had a topless state news station with hot chicks reading the news topless (00:35:40) - Sydney Sweeney wore a very sheer dress at Variety's Women in Power event Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1826 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:30 1826 fun fact 00:05:33 Fat Bear Contest > Fat Squirrel Contest?  00:08:00 Gang raid in Rio leaves over 150 dead  00:16:00 The “Moflin” is the newest must-have emotional support robot  00:26:10 Massive jewelry heist in Queens neighborhood is leaving police stumped 00:32:15 MONEY & COOL STUFF: The FED lowers interest rates, the Saudis want to build a sky-high stadium & the New drone X Bat is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1825 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:22 Jamaica Hurricane Melissa Lands as a Cat 5 00:18:49 Crazy Indian man stabs two on plane with metal fork and slaps woman 00:23:43 Truck hauling monkeys with hep c, herpes and covid flipped over and the monkeys got out 00:32:46 Russian honeypot tactics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1824 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - New Predator looks pretty good and Mark loves the adult animated version (00:04:20) - Deaf Podcasting, Deaf Woman hit by Plane, and Homeless Encampment Attractions! (00:27:42) - Age of the Robots: Amazon Layoffs and Eating High Powered Magnets (00:35:05) - Albania announces that their AI Government Minister is now Pregnant with 83 Babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1823 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - RIP Nick Mangold (00:05:14) - Man in N@zi Uniform hits Girl with Beer Mug in Bar Patio Altercation (00:19:54) - Michigan Man brings Chainsaw to a Road Rage Fight, More French Museums Robbed and 2 Louvre Thieves Arrested, and Spain busts Enormous Patio Chair Theft Ring (00:33:03) - Tech Corner: Sex Warfare from Russia and China on Tech Nerds, First Nuclear Fusion Reactor Video Dropped, turning Sound into Light for Quantum Computing, "Panspermia" and the Alien Mothership coming?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1822 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:03:45) - Important dates 1821 & 1822, Spain loses bigtime (00:05:10) - FBI announces huge gambling ring in the NBA with ties to the MOB (00:24:05) - Michigan man falls into nuclear reactor and drinks the water! (00:30:50) - AWS outage caused rich people to roast or freeze in their high-priced cloud-connected sleep system (00:40:10) - SCIENCE CORNER: Iceland now has mosquitoes & breathing through your butt is the future! Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1821 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:02:40) - Honey almost ate a full live chicken (00:04:30) - South Korean woman burns down entire apartment complex trying to kill cockroach (00:16:30) - Sexy female Mexican assassin with 1.4 million instagram followers arrested for years old cartel hit (00:24:20) - Bareknuckle FC undefeated fighter taunts opponent by incorrectly playing chess in between rounds (00:27:30) - Ocean City Maryland PD event swarmed with people who took up their offer to smoke weed for officer impairment training Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1820 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:22 Willy tried the new Sprite 00:07:29 Fake pubic hair panties are sold out and on waiting list 00:11:01 Thai man arrested for performing penis surgeries in the back of his 1990s Corolla 00:22:27 Dallas Dave Diwali fireworks causing toxic fumes 00:30:00  Woman in penis costume arrested at No Kings 00:39:45 Plane hit “space debris” over Utah 00:44:09 Bear breaks into zoo to chill with other bears Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1819 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:01:45) - Kash Patel gets shit for wishing everyone a Happy Diwali online (00:05:15) - Indian man pulls off one of the greatest publicity stunts of all time (00:11:40) - San Jose Sharks NHL team apologizes after displaying pro ICE message on jumbotron during Hispanic Heritage Night (00:22:20) - Mark's boners (00:23:00) - Residents in India rush to collect debris that fell from sky, only to find out the horrible truth about what the rocks actually were (00:26:25) - The founders of Hooters are coming to the rescue to save the declining franchise (00:29:00) - TRENDZ: AWS Outage, Trump posts AI video of himself flying a fighter jet and dumping shit on No Kings protesters, Jayden Daniels is going to be OK (00:36:40) - Congressional staffer lights herself on fire in Uvalde, TX Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1818 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Now You See Me 3 is about to drop!! (00:05:40) - LIGHTNING ROUND: George Santos Pardoned, Shots Fired over the 405, FORMER Prince Andrew... Finally (00:20:45) - Poland Exempts Parents with 2 or More Kids from Taxes + Insanity at Marshall's (00:31:10) - Facts about 1818 + The Louvre Robbed for Royal Jewels in BROAD DAYLIGHT HEIST Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1817 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:04 Fun Facts from the year that correspond with our episode number 00:05:05 No Kings protest this weekend, but last weekend was Portland's naked bike protest  00:24:05 Brazil has a hot female serial killer who's been caught  00:32:30 Mitch McConnell took a fall from being old and tripping on air  00:38:05 Bob's Big Boy JB Pritzker filed for 1.4 million in gambling winnings  00:40:45 House member Dave Taylor of Ohio's American nazi flab being investigated  00:42:30 Former National Security Advisor John Bolton indicted…Letitia James and Comey, too Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1816 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com/HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:46 Charlie Sheen is gay now 00:22:05 Do you even Nutmaxx? A Guide.  00:36:01 University Study proves the Chiefs received favorable refereeing from 2015-2023 00:46:47 Spanish town bans black cat adoptions over fear of Halloween Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1815 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Weekly Parlay that almost was... brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - Join our Community! (00:08:48) - Skims launches all new Bush Thongs featuring fake pubic hair (00:14:27) - OpenAI is getting ChatGPT into sex chatting with users (00:21:36) - Georgia Judge caught in comical DUI Fender Bender in Jacksonville Strip Club parking lot (00:31:04) - Molly Malone's Statue is under attack by tourists hands on her breasts Thank you for listening! But most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunting Squirrels With Your Bare Hands & Teeth | 10.14.25 Episode 1814 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 Syrian President tries to shoot his shot at CBS anchor Margaret Brennan during interview 00:07:00 Our parlay is in BIG trouble, we are morons  00:12:25 It is now legal to open carry your firearm at Publix Grocery stores in Florida 00:17:35 Hillary Clinton praises Trump for releasing hostages and posts a 50th wedding anniversary tribute to Bill, which draws comparisons of her to Sydney Sweeney 00:22:55 Tennis player claims he tested positive for meth because he kissed a girl who was on meth 00:31:00 What is real?  Some of the best AI videos out right now  00:34:20 Texas man gets arrested for hunting squirrels with his bare hands and teeth  Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1813 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 The boys are hitting two parlays this week in the NFL weekly parlay in our discord 00:08:55 Missing NASA probe lands in West Texas farm  00:13:25 Michigan luxury car heist ring valued at over 40 million busted 00:17:40 82-year-old Chinese woman ate 8 live frogs to relieve chronic back pain 00:24:20 Chinese traffic jam of over 24 hours of straight gridlock for the October holidays 00:31:15 New power couple Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry smooching on a yacht  00:35:30 LA restaurant Great White being accused of being racist  Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1812 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:19 RFK Jr announces circumcision doubles chances of Autism 00:10:17 Turning Point USA Sets ‘All American Halftime Show' in Protest of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl 00:18:45 Man arrested for masturbating and mixing in his seamen with ice cream he sold 00:27:35 Grady Judd catches Florida man with a thermos shoved up his ass on his 26th arrest Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1811 brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Get in on the Weekly NFL Parlay at patreon.com/hardfactor (00:07:06) - The frenchman who started the Palisades fire in LA has allegedly been located in Florida (00:21:10) - Hassan Piker caught on video appearing to shock his dog to stay in place during Twitch stream (00:37:20) - Air Qatar is accused of killing vegan passenger with non-vegan meal (00:42:12) - Province in India is encouraging regular cattle urine consumption to improve health Thank you for listening! We love you, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1810 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 Join our Discord to get in on Pat's new WEEKLY NFL PARLAY system that is sure to hit this year patreon.com/hardfactor 00:06:55 ICE & The National Guard are invading Chicago, and things are getting nuts 00:19:55 Trump and the Canadian Prime Minister are looking awfully chummy these days 00:24:00 Marineland animal park in Ontario is threatening to murder its THIRTY Beluga Whales if the Government doesn't step in to help save them 00:31:30 Black Swan gets evicted from an English pond after becoming too aggressive with the native White Swans 00:39:20 The Pope has blessed a giant block of ice to help the Earth's environment 00:41:15 KY Man puts up spooky Halloween decorations, but they were actually just threats towards local officials  Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1809 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Happy birthday to Wes' Mom 00:05:50 Costco to begin selling Ozempic and Wegovy for half off 00:18:15 Scientists release a report that humans have a lot of alien DNA thanks to abductions 00:24:15 Good old-fashioned cigarette smuggling drone operation in Lithuania  00:28:20 Recall on Canadian thc pouch products Chillows for having way more mgs than advertised 00:32:15 20k bounty placed on man accused of cutting off sea lion's head in front of daughter  Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1808 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com/HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 Mark Sanchez blacks out and gets stabbed 00:24:23 Update the NHS removed the benefits of marrying first cousin report after backlash 00:25:10 Update Diddy got 4 years 00:30:32 Viral app Neon goes dark after exposing everyone's phone numbers and call details 00:35:18 Firefighter dumped 75 'possibly used' tampons on ex's lawn for dating new girl Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1807 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/HARDFACTOR! #trueclassicpod Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - No Friday the 13th this month! (00:04:44) - Tenured Historian forced to resign over withholding a sword from the Eisenhower museum from Trump to be a gift for King Charles... leading to the USA gifting a replica to the king (00:21:53) - Diddy finally getting sentenced Today! (00:25:48) - the 8th Annual Taco Bell 50K is about to happen in Denver where you run over 30 miles and eat at least 9Taco Bell items (00:33:35) - Australian Dock Worker gets his job back after 9 months for being fired for telling his co-worker he put his dick on his sandwich Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFW!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1806 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 Is it Fall yet?!  Not in Texas 00:04:25 Woman calls in a hoax Active Shooter to a New Jersey military base because she wanted to bond with her co-workers 00:18:30 Fat Bear Week results are IN! 00:22:00 A Japanese man invents a bra that requires the fingerprint of a designated person to open it 00:31:15 How far would you go to get revenge on someone who killed your dog?  One Texas man went wayyy too far Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1805 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 It's Halloween season, and Wes has his eye out for tacky/distasteful decorations 00:03:30 Waymo car evades a DUI stop, makes an illegal U-turn, gets pulled over, and receives no ticket 00:12:45 AI actress Tilly Norwood is attracting LA talent agencies' attention  00:17:20 NHS suggests the benefits of first-cousin marriages 00:28:20 Ancient skull discovery changes human evolution timeline by at least half a million years 00:32:20 San Francisco startup called Marathon claims they can turn Mercury into gold 00:33:20 At least forty new species discovered way down on the ocean floor, including the big assed starfish 00:36:05 Woman strips down to a bikini at school board meeting to protest locker room gender rules  00:39:30 Ted Cruz makes a flub about pdf files “let's stop attacking pdf files” Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1804 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try them out for yourself. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:21 58 Million Pound Cordog Recall 00:16:32 Video gamer Electronic Arts to be bought in largest-ever private equity buyout valued at $55 billion 00:22:57 China trying to ban “kill joys” on social media 00:28:10 Man arrested for posting meme 00:33:18 KPop Noodle Challenge burning kids 00:34:48: Two passengers on Milan to London flight eat passports 00:42:25 Sperm Racing company gets 75 million in “seed” money Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1803 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/HARDFACTOR! #trueclassicpod Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez got Married! (00:06:15) - More shootings... this time Marine veterans: Mormon Church in Michigan and Waterfront Bar in Carolina (00:16:39) - WTF China?! Making gay movie characters women in films (00:30:10) - Texas Teacher apologizes for feeding Sick Kittens to Class Snakes + Kanye's Betrayal List Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community and get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more! But most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1802 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:50 The Cardinals' uniforms suck 00:04:55 D4AD Update 00:05:55 Old women are being attacked by a squirrel in the Bay Area 00:16:50 Dominican woman is duct taped and zip tied on flight and confesses to trying to kill her father with rat poison when she was a child 00:31:35 Fat Bear Week is BACK! 00:35:15 Tekashi69 is back in court and getting away with it, again. Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1801 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:40 Rapture teaser go to patreon.com/hardfactor for full Rapture deep dive 00:03:50 Man shoots ICE detainees in Dallas with “anti-ICE” bullets 00:06:20 Jimmy Kimmel monologue chat 00:08:10 NASA has a plan to nuke the asteroid that might hit the moon in 5 years 00:17:40 US Air Force F-47 jet to replace the F-22 Raptor looks incredible 00:22:20 Australian kindergarten holds children's artwork ransom 00:34:15 High school TA arrested and charged $55k for spraying poop spray in school Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1800 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:18 Texas family furious man who passed out at Texas steakhouse thrown outside to die 00:15:28 Police absolutely trucks arrested man running away in cuffs 00:22:14 A third attempted plot on Trump, this time at the U.N. 00:31:38 Kimmel update - Nexstar not carrying Jimmy Kimmel Live 00:35:10 Turning Point USA in Oklahoma every school 00:45:00 Apparently 6-7 is Dead Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1799 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:05:00) - First Redheaded Miss Americas since 1956 has been crowned and trolls are not happy about it (00:19:35) - The Trump administration announces a breakthrough in the cause of Autism, and Tylenol is furious (00:24:45) - Its time for another round of government shutdown talks (00:26:20) More orca attacks on sailboats off the coast of Portugal (00:33:20) New AI videos being posted show realistic videos of women being shot and killed (00:39:50) More narco boats are being destroyed, and miraculously, the drugs are unharmed, according to the Dominicans Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1798 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Timestamps: (00:00:00) - It's the First Day of Fall! (00:06:38) - Peter Thiel's NYT interview and anti-Christ classes are freaking everyone the f#%k out + Chinese Covid Censorship/Torture Update (00:24:31) - Cheeky Stunts: J!zzin on legs and Light up Implants (00:35:22) - Austrian Nuns Breakout of Nursing Home to Reclaim Nunnery that was Promised to them For Life by the Church Thank you for listening!! If you're still reading, join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more... but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1798 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt, give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:02:10) - Pat still hasn't received his erection tracker, ordered 6 months ago (00:05:30) - Car thief in Seattle jumps drawbridge and gets away (00:11:40) - 32 Florida students go to the hospital after being pepper-sprayed during a school fight  (00:22:50) - Willem Dafoe is packing (00:27:45) - Extremely rare virgin iguana birth at UK zoo (00:30:30) - The Macrons are headed to a US court to prove Brigitte doesn't have a penis Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1796 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:33 Demon Slayer piss beating 00:20:11 Singer D4vd was dating 15 year old dead girl found in his trunk 00:28:53 Strip club gave auditor lap dances to reduce $8m tax bill 00:35:20 School administrator sells school's lawnmowers on black market Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1796 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:03:05) - Police officer busted for getting head to let people off DUIs (00:12:20) - Two men arrested for trying to kill the President of Zambia via witch craft (00:21:40) - Cheaters at the World Stone Skimming (skipping) championships (00:28:40) - NASA denies the alien spaceship headed to earth to kill us is a spaceship (00:32:20) - Two Florida trouble making kids caused destroy elementary school library (00:37:34) - Chinese kid who peed in restaurant hot pot fined 309k USD Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1795 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:01:10) - Air pump thefts in Old Station, CA (00:06:25) - Famous CA chef arrested for robbing 3 banks in one day (00:12:55) - Sinkhole swallows delivery truck in Mexico City (00:15:30) - You have to watch ads in Chinese bathrooms to get a ration of toilet paper (00:22:15) A Florida man used scuba gear to escape after robbing a waterfront restaurant (00:30:05) A deep look inside Europe's Cyber Brothels, where you can have sex with a sex doll prostitute  Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1794 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup, DLPGs, and Coffee Table Books (00:06:18) - Fox News Anchor suggest "Just Kill 'Em" about the US Homeless Population, Charlie Kirk's Killer, Nepalese Discord, and CyberTruck Assault at Burning Man (00:20:45) - Married Pakistani Dr. in UK gets caught delaying procedure to have a closet intercourse "comfort break" with "Nurse C" (00:29:37) - FBI accidentally free-bases animal sanctuary while incinerating meth in the animal morgue next door (00:34:24) - Nigerian woman makes the world's largest bowl of jollof, but the pot broke before they could weigh the world record Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1792 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Someone in Connecticut still painting the squirrels red 00:15:05 Butt Sniffer caught AGAIN 00:18:41 Cornell students found skinning bear carcass in campus residence hall 00:27:58 Construction workers fleeing ICE raid climb fences around CIA headquarters 00:32:26 Mark Zuckerberg is suing Mark Zuckerberg Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1791 - brought to you by Patreon.com/HardFactor - join our community for as little as $3/month and get access to bonus pod, discord chat with the hosts, and more! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Bad News: Charlie Kirk killed in Utah while working, Colorado High School Shooting, and the Knife Murder on the Charlotte Train (00:14:00) - Study finds that Scrolling Cell Phone on the Crapper will make you more Likely to Develop Hemorrhoids (00:21:42) - Man Jumps Off Cruise Ship after Racking up massive Casino Debt (00:33:33) - Long Island Woman shoots Neighbor in the Face with a Flare Gun over pet dispute Thank you for listening, but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1790 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:15 Singer D4VD's Tesla found with a dismembered body in the trunk 00:16:30 Nepal is burning after the government shoots and kills 18 kids protesting 00:23:10 Official USA Ryder Cup merch suffers insane blunder 00:27:58 Man living in apartment crawl space for months creeps residents out 00:34:30 Greta Thunberg's boat catches on fire when a drone/idiot sets off a flare on board 00:40:55 Orange County man fined $300k for setting off illegal fireworks this past 4th Of July Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1789 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:15 New Zealand man who kidnapped his children for four years killed in shoot-out 00:15:15 Slug torments a German household in a game of ding-dong ditch  00:23:40 France has to replace their prime minister again  00:25:40 Mt Sinai is being turned into a mega tourism destination  00:33:00 Epstein's 50th birthday book was released, and it's gross Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1788 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:49 Conor McGregor announces his official bid for Ireland's Presidency and is endorsed by Musk 00:14:29 Hot lawyer facing 25 years in Dubai for cocaine smuggling 00:25:26 Trump wants to ban Iranians from shopping at Costco 00:32:36 Phillies Karen Recap 00:44:52 New study shows LSD reduces anxiety Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1787 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding-  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. Offer not available anywhere else.   Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy- Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup, NOW Feat. Internet/Public Commenters, Free-use Netflix, the National Guard, and FOOTBALL (00:08:18) - Cranford, New Jersey Man Will Thilly performs Town Hall dance in protest of high property taxes (00:21:02) - Sex-Stortion: New GitHub available free spyware allows you to easily remotely view and record other device cameras anonymously... (00:34:00) - Cutting off your feet for the insurance money... Foot Fraud. We love you, thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community and get access to bonus pods, discord chat w/ the hosts and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1786 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:35 NYC has a real dog shit problem on its hands 00:21:55 Putin, Xi & other world leaders met to discuss immortality, have sex with prostitutes & check out China's nuclear weapons Man Time Moves 00:31:00: Russian dad breaks into waterpark to give his son an unforgettable 11th birthday party 00:34:10 A Male guinea pig named Randy broke into the female enclosure and impregnated all of them 00:36:50 Greta Thunberg is being memed for her new haircut as she once again tries to sail to Gaza Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1785 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Hard Factor Lottery Pool 00:06:15 The US military blew up a Venezuelan drug boat with a “kinetic strike”  00:19:08 Coldplay concert banter back in the news this time, is it antisemitic? 00:30:55 Kentucky man sneaks into brother's home and stabs him in the nuts  00:34:45 Japanese woman romance scammed by a fake astronaut “from outer space” 00:38:30 USPS fraud investigator arrested for stealing 300k for escorts and cruises Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1784 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:53 Dude Caught Jackin' at Korn Concert 00:25:23 Guy found murdered at Burning Man 00:37:00 Multiple Amish dead after bizarre water-feats-of-faith Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Labor Day!! This Patreon.com/HardFactor Episode of Mark and Will breaking down the best Florida Man stories of last week is brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hydrow - For a limited time go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower!Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Pre-K Curriculum and the Annual Seasons of Florida Man, (00:12:56) Enraged 70 year-old Florida Man assaults children over fishing in neighborhood pond, (00:23:00) 68 year-old Florida Man arrested for DUI after calling the cops on himself for killing a deer, (00:30:43) Florida Man throws Pizza Box at preggo gf while getting cucked by presumably handsome and manly Uber Driver, (00:39:12) Will's daughter joins for the heroic tale of a real life Florida Batman, Kyle Miven, who apprehended a criminal in his pajamas while protecting his neighborhood Thank you for listening, get access to more bonus podcasts like this at Patreon.com/HardFactor!! But MOST Importantly, HAGFD/W!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1783 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:01:20 Happy 40th to Pat, how do you feel? 00:05:40 The River Thames has a wet wipe island, and it's disgusting 00:11:00 South Carolina elections chairman might have tried, allegedly, to dose his granddaughters with ecstasy via a DQ Blizzard!?  00:23:05 Stories from the Discord “Bad News” Thread, including Chinese Hacking, Joe Gibbs trending, horrible Cowboys trades,  00:27:25 Sam's Club employee with enormous forehead stabs customer with scissors 00:33:45 Bad news for fat people who fly Southwest Airlines  00:40:40 Jason Vaughn from Fat Guy Tested, a hidden gem on the internet, is must-watch content 00:43:35 The Japanese want to limit cell phone usage  Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1782 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Happy Birthday to Pat! 00:06:10 RIP to Wes' dog Joe 00:09:00 Pregnancy fraud is a big business in Japan 00:24:10 Monster shoots and kills two children and injures 17 others during Mass 00:31:50 Wisconsin man who faked his death to leave family sentenced 00:36:10 Will Smith posts a video of him touring but it's with AI fans 00:40:40 Chicago man captures giant carp in the Chicago River Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1781 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:08 Bad AI Jobs report 00:11:07 Australian lawyer apologizes to judge for submitting fake AI quotes in court 00:24:44 Surveillance Pricing is going to ruin everything 00:39:33 New study says shrooms kick ass Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1780 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you've been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Shoutout to the Clitologist (00:06:10) - Thongs are BACK on butts (Thong Song was really the best) (00:10:33) - Founder of "Aspiration Securities" sustainability focused firm pleads Guilty to Fraud (00:18:26) - UK plans to do "town arrest" programs to ease overcrowded prisons (00:25:59) - South Korean coffee shops overrun with "Cagongjok" loiterers who hang out all day on the wifi without buying anything (00:32:48) - Dirty Warden in Colorado caught accessing female strip search video files over 3K times Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community and get access to weekly bonus podcasts, discord chat, trivia and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices