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Listen to these guys try to make each other laugh. Just a couple of 90's kids, friends since grade school, kickin a bucket down the road. Episodes out Tuesdays and Fridays

Dumb By Design Production

  • Oct 15, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 50m AVG DURATION
  • 101 EPISODES


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Episode 100: END OF AN ERA

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 39:16


This episode isn't about anything in particular. If you listen all the way through you will hear that we are taking a break from the podcast for a few months to finish out the worst year in history trying to wrap our heads around our unpredictable futures. We will be back though, don't forget about us.  When writing the descriptions of each episode I always realize that there was much more I wanted to say about something. This time its - we fucking love doing this, we really do. We love that some random people listen to us rant and tangent about nothing and also stuff. I personally will probably binge all 100 episodes prior to our return, that's how much I love this shit.  Yeah, I said 100 episodes. This is our 100th episode if you add them all up. That's saying something for us twoze. Two guys that start a million projects and never finish any of them. A couple friends that really cant create anything new except bad habits. Those two dudes started a podcast and released one hundred fucking episodes. What the fuck did we even say!? What didn't we say? As much as I care, or the old me would've cared, that there are so many opinions of ours out there for the world to listen to if they so choose, I realize that by doing the podcast I gained a new part of myself. A more fearless person has be reborn and it took 100 episodes and 2 years to realize it.                                          - Brandon    Thank you for listening to our podcast. We love you all and cant wait to bring you a new, renewed version of ourselves in 2021.  Don't forget to subscribe ;) 

SHIT TALK MUCH?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 37:01


Let us begin by saying that we are somewhat flaky but also, not. We will sometimes miss episodes and no that was not an apology because we are too proud for that. Life happens as Remington says, and we're a few that roll with the punches. Or kicks.  Its becoming clear that we are not fans of the republican party. Is that what bias is? Its funny that the debate happened after this recording. Let me be clear - its funny to me only. We talk a lot of shit but its fine.  Subscribe to Dumb by Design Podcast where ever you listen to those things. 

skid marks

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 57:42


we are all over the fucking place. listen if you want don't if you don't. 

ALL JOBS MATTER

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 41:13


The irony of only being allowed into Mexico is fucking astounding. Of all the people in the world, THEY still want us. But we don't want them? Sure, starving to death sounds cool.  Pain is irrelevant in past tense, unless, if when you remember an incident in which pain was relevant and that memory brought the physical discomfort of the pain you felt to fruition once again in the now. Or something like that.  We are Dumb by Design. Its funny when children use derogatory language.  Please subscribe. 

THE DEVILS LANGUAGE

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 55:40


Oh the conversations we have. Listen to this episode and tell me we aren't full of shit. Religion. Kenosha. Bad guys. Micro dosing the entire country. Weird noises. You know, whatever. We're saved when they throw their bibles away.  Listen. Enjoy. Subscribe. Then listen to NPR.  Signed, Dumb by Design. 

IRONICALLY DEPRESSED

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 56:55


If we go down, then we go down together. She told me that I'm not enough. She left me with a broken heart. You get knocked down, but you get up again. These wounds wont seem to heal. Just keep me where the light is.  If you recognize these words for more than just words, then we would probably be friends. Regardless of their timelessness; songs like these speak to those of us that struggle with mental health issues and we are comforted by their darkness, and their light. We all battle it and should do so with support, love, and understanding. Also, learning to meditate helps. You shouldn't ALWAYS listen to sad music - that's how emo was born.  Get through the beginning and laugh with us at the end. We love you guys and appreciate your continued support.  - Dumb by Design   Subscribe where you listen 

SO MANY WORDS

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 53:49


Starting out by feeling sorry for our selves actually lead to the realization that attention is a drug and all we want is to be loved. We do. I mean us, the 2 of us. The guys with the ever changing opinions that sometimes articulate differently than we would like them to because we believe every body deserves equal rights regardless of how often we use words that we shouldn't and talk about people we know nothing about. Figured it would be best to get that out of the way now. Words have power because we give it to them. Yada yada yada. Distraction is not necessarily conspiracy. Mansplain tangent mansplain. Ben Shapiro is way out of his league when it comes to wet pussy's. Pussies? Please teach your kids not to share their cookies.  We thank you for listening.  If you cant spell out the words 'you' and 'are', fuck you.  Dumb by Design, bitch.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 92:41


The hardest part of trying to explain the episode to you is remembering what we talked about. Pretty sure there is a lot about afterlife and religion. Probably a million tangents and forgotten thoughts. We had a good time though talking about whatever it is we talked about. We appreciate you listening. Like a lot.    Subscribe where you can.  #dumbbydesigninamerica

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE BATMAN

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 60:35


We believe, that its hard to believe along one single line. We believe, a lot of unpopular shit but that doesn't make it untrue. On this show, we try to use common sense regardless of how common it is anymore. We believe in science. We also claim very heavily to be dumb, by design. That should say something in and of itself.  I promised a link - https://eand.co/if-life-feels-bleak-its-because-our-civilization-is-beginning-to-collapse-a787d62d714b We aren't conspiracy theorists, or are we.  Subscribe. 

TIKTOK TIME MACHINE

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 56:44


Don't put too much stock into the title of our episodes, we can never really tell if it makes sense or not.  There 's a lot going on right now. Not like that's a surprise. Never a dull moment. The end of civilization as we know it is upon us. Lots of rights being violated in certain parts of the country - like Portland. There are 800,000 active duty police officers employed in the United States. The most ever. Federal "secret" police are running around kidnapping people for exercising their 1st amendment rights, with plans to make a presence in other parts of the country. Pandemics. Climate change. Capitalism. #teachers. We rant and tangent about it all. I think. We are gonna take a turn from our normal chit chat on an upcoming episode, so stay tuned for that! Its gonna be beerific.    Subscribe to the Podcast.  

WE'RE SUBCONSCIOUSLY DUMBER

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 64:00


Man...... does anyone read this shit?  Its hard to describe the direction this one took. We talk about a lot of shit. Follow smart people, protect innocent people, quit exploiting people.  And then subconscious and all that we don't know about that because trying to sound smart once a week is exhausting. Can't really summarize something we never remember saying because of severe manic anxiety. What did I just say?     

OMERTA

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 56:20


The 4th of July. A day for fireworks, family, food, beer and fun. Except for this year, this year its about alcohol only. Well, and racism. With that being said, take this episode with a few grains of salt, we were nursing hangovers as all of you should have been. It was Sunday, give us a break.  Until white people are held accountable for the same things POC are, we can't really be celebrating everybody's independence. Not everybody is free. I think we make that point in here somewhere.  Subscribe to Dumb by Design for a chance at absolutely nothing. Except our appreciation. 

STUPIGNORANCE

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 54:47


Sometimes it seems like the stupidity in this world is focused on the United States. The ignorance regarding masks, black lives matter, protesting/rioting or defunding the police runs deep in our society making it difficult not to make fun of almost everybody in a comment section. Only somewhat intelligent people watch, painstakingly, as so many of us ARGUE WITH MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS ON THE MERITS OF WEARING A FUCKING MASK!  So we make fun of it and talk about other stuff. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to our fucking podcast and we will work harder to release shit on time. You're welcome. 

AND WE'RE BACK

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 54:06


Its been a crazy few weeks and we're not even talking about current events. Remington had to move and it fucked our podcast schedule up in more ways than one. But alas, we have returned and should be on schedule for at least an episode or two.  We talk a lot about issues facing society today, with the general concensus that nothing works the way that it should. We are formally requesting that we revert to Viking justice and firmly believe that if we can spread the message far enough, a majority of people will come to agree with our ways. We know, wishful thinking.  We'd like to thank Jake Ciprian (we think that's his name), for getting us started down today's rabbit hole. We sincerely hope you get whats coming to you.   Follow us on Twitter and please subscribe to Dumb by Design where ever you get your podcasts. 

WE ARE JUST GONNA SAY IT

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 60:16


After accidentally permanently deleting the first episode we recorded for the week, which was obviously gold, here is our re-do.  Trains leave the station only to come back a minute later because they forgot their keys, is a metaphor, and not a very good one for one of these guys can never remember what he was talking about.  A little light hearted racism banter is on its way. Follow us on all the social medias and love us like we love you. With your money. 

FRYING BALLS AND BUILDINGS

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 69:47


Hello (insert wave), we're back. We've arrived. There is so much going on that what else would we talk about? Except that we're selfish and went on our own hero's journey and want to talk about that, first.  But then.... Our opinions on the riots might not be as popular as your friends' opinions on Facebook. We're gonna spew it anyway. We're all in on this one, cause why shouldn't we be burning buildings down? Does anyone understand protesting anymore? Where's the instruction manual? 

WE WERE DRUNK

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 58:01


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SIMPLE KIND OF MEN

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 65:01


Today's society has changed us. We are definitely still the supportive of your rights type of people, but our opinions might sound a little narrow visioned.  We want to be our kind of men. Don't care what type of man you want to be, just want to be left to be our own kind. Social media is the problem, obviously.  There is probably some more shit in there you'll enjoy. Follow us. Subscribe to us. Like us. Bye.

RAMBLING LATTER DAY DUDES

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 63:02


We really are dumb by design. On this episode we go from legalizing prostitution to religion and its nonsense, in very dramatic fashion.  Some of the in between consists of one of us feeding the other with a load of shit regarding being a dudest priest of the church of latter day dudes. Anybody need to renew their vows?  Few tangents and some really bad promotions for a supplement that we've never taken and might just be salt.  Check us out where ever you can type stuff.  

A DOG IS A WOLF IS AN ALPHA MALE..?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 58:54


Is the grass really greener on the other side? Or does grass not have a real purpose and you should stay home with your garden. Sad thing is this isn't really a metaphor. We really discuss lawn maintenance cause why the fuck not?  Also, some people shouldn't own dogs, obviously. There once was a frog and a scorpion, we request a massive rewrite and Mr. Dorky (Sebastian Gorka) said that ole' Trumpy is an ALPHA male. We profoundly disagree with that last part.  Check us out on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter and as always please subscribe and share our show. We appreciate all the support and exposure we can get.  

DIM-WITTED DISSENT

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 62:58


We should be clear - We are usually all for protesting. The ineptitude displayed over the past week in regards to staying at home during a pandemic, has set a new standard for stupidity. This was supposed to be a short part of today's show but the topic rubbed off on us, and here we are.  If you happen to make it through the insistent 1st chunk of this episode we might talk a little bit about tattoo culture. We both have a lot of tattoos so you'd think we know a little bit about this one, right? Wrong again. 

SURVIVING THE TANGENT

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 48:32


We are getting old. We're not what we used to be. It takes forever to edit and in this case, record and create a new intro that we will probably hate, tomorrow. But alas, here we are. Late, as usual.  White people with dreads should rethink their strategy. If that isn't appropriating culture, what is?  Then.. What is your ideal survival situation? It sorta sounds like we just want to live in Alexandria, if you catch my drift.  Subscribe to our podcast, where ever you listen to podcasts.   

ITS ALL HISTORY AND CONSPIRACY

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 53:30


Another episode for all to enjoy and we tried to stay away from Corona as much as possible.  Our discussion takes many turns as we navigate conspiracy theories, living in different times, and all kinds of other shit. It was hard listening to this episode during editing, cause we are chatty off the mike as well, so the content you are about to listen to escapes us. But thank you for listening anyway.  Don't forget to Subscribe to our podcast, please. 

QUARANTINI

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 60:41


Its amazing to watch the majority of people freak out over being at home for a few weeks. We, on the other hand, are really only pissed that we didn't make our journey happen and had to reschedule. Get to know yourself during these unprecedented times. Quit being a sissy.  We chat about things we're doing in quarantine, and a bunch of other great stuff, on this episode. Let us know in the comments, where ever they are, what you're doing during social distancing. I think we're gonna try this tik tok thing.  Follow us. Drop a like. Write a review. DBD. 

NUT UP OR SHUT UP

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 59:51


We apologize for the no call, no show.  Its been two weeks since our last episode and what else is there to talk about, really? Coronavirus is the zombie apocalypse we've been waiting for. Our world has been turned upside down in 14 days and we're wondering how much worse it's going to get. It feels like these episodes are slowly going to morph into a survival series until we bug out and become an am radio show.  Thank you for listening to DBD. Please dont forget to follow, subscribe and like where possible. We appreciate you all. ' Stay clean and safe. Wash your hands. Also, please stay the fuck home if you can.      Oh and, we are still down a tablet. Thanks a lot, Karen.  

MASCULINE AMERICAN

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 56:24


What does it mean to be an American? We aren't too sure what it means to be American, but we speculate anyway.  Our solicitation still stands: We need a tablet. Thank you.  Also. Masculinity. Some new information on the toxic part of it. Check out this link. Click here. For real. Pretty please don't forget to subscribe to the podcast that we love doing so much, so that we will keep doing it forever. Follow us on twitter, instagram and facebook.   

OUR SHIT IS BROKEN

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 62:31


Is Bernie electable? Is the corona virus an actual threat? Why do we care so much about what other people believe? We try to answer a couple of questions like these and a few more on this episode.  For those of you who are new to the podcast or just weren't aware, the hosts live in different states - Oregon and Utah. To record the podcast, which we do on Sunday mornings mostly, we have to Skype one another. Unfortunately, one of the devices we were using to Skype each other is broken and we are in need of new one.  Any and all donations would be greatly appreciated as we are poor, low middle class, just trying to make you think, and laugh.    Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and LIKE us on Facebook. Subscribe to Dumb by Design where ever you listen to podcasts! 

BULLIES SUCK AND SO DOES CAPITALISM

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 50:53


As the rest of the world did, we wanna let Quaden know that we are also, his buddy.  Bullies seem to just be a part of life. Assholes beget assholes and breaking that cycle has boggled the minds of many a generation a nerd. Don't bully, or let your kids be bullies it doesn't suit you. We have our own anti bullying systems if you listen, and it isn't only violence. Stay tuned through any technical difficulties that we may experience to hear our thoughts on Bernie Sanders. It is of our beliefs that we are all socialists at heart. Socialist shouldn't be such a negative term being that we live in a very socialist society as it is, FDR made sure of that a long time ago.    Thanks for sticking with us through it all! Don't forget to subscribe on your way out and as always follow us where ever you can. We really appreciate it.  Dumb by Design   

THEY'RE LYING TO YOU

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 70:33


Maybe they aren't trying to. We have evolved to a place that 99% of doctors 100% believe that they are doing the right thing for people by treating symptoms rather than causes. If we were to really sit back and meditate on how the human race has evolved and made it to the place that we are, we should realize pretty easily that our current systems are not how we have survived this long. The more that we intervene with foreign substances the more disease is mutated and ultimately introduced to humanity.  Everything is in your head. The mind/body connection is remarkable and the more that you understand the power of the mind the more opportunity for growth there is, in your own world. Everything starts with you, not the doctors office.  We also discuss minimalism. The responsibility of every little thing you own, holds weight. Try to imagine your life without an abundance of shit that you don't use, or even see or think about everyday. Once you realize that social acceptance is moot in the grand scheme of things you start to see that a large percentage of the shit you have, you don't really want or need and once you start ridding your life of small responsibilities that you don't really require, the more room you have to breathe. Literally and figuratively.  Subscribe to Dumb by Design where ever you listen to podcasts to go on the journey of recovery with us. Recovery from what? We aren't sure.  Thank you for listening. 

OH POLITICS, HOW WE HATE YOU.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 66:16


On this episode we try to normalize men walking around pants-less because, why not. It wouldn't even take that long for it to be normal. Like 20 years or so, probably.  Its 2020, another presidential election will soon be upon us and we have a few opinions on the severity of the coming decision we as Americans have to make. Its time for the pendulum to swing, hard. A political revolution. Big structural change. Something. Or the freaks are going to come out at night and start spiking drinks with psilocybin. Free your mind.  Be the yes man. Try new things. Take on new challenges. Live your best life because its the only one we got, we think. Start a bucket list, its important.    Follow us where ever. Subscribe where ever you listen to pods. Dumb by Design. 

PREPPALICIOUS

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 68:34


We talk about a lot of important shit on this episode, damn it. Mushrooms, our desire to micro-dose, what we're searching for on a spiritual journey. Lot of important stuff here.  Death comes up in conversation which should never be a surprise to anyone in any context because it is the one thing, for sure, that we all have in common. Our feelings are on full display.  Now to be clear. We definitely would like to see a walking dead-ish zombie apocalypse happen, and have immense respect for anyone legitimately prepped for that, but the chances are nil. A flu pandemic though? We're on the "probably going to kill most of you" side of that coin.  Happy Dumb by Design Day  Subscribe where you listen to podcasts and follow us where you want to. We like to party. Sort of. We're pretty introverted. 

THEIR VOICE

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 58:16


Sunday was a rough day.  People using their platforms to speak out should be admired rather than berated. If you are progressive and think that the "Hollywood elite" is not looking out for the little guy, you are not paying attention. Maybe you're in too deep, I don't know. Hollywood is an ally, and they're viral already. We NEED people to speak up for the unfortunate, people that have a louder voice because we have given it to them.  Hate speech, mediation methods and more. The tangents were flowing on this episode.  #erasinghate Follow us on all the social medias and hit the subscribe button where ever you listen to podcasts. 

EPISODE 69: YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS GONNA NAIL IT

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 69:16


Boners in the morning probably mean that we are drinking too much water before bed. Which also is one of the only reasons for wet dreams. Cue sound of running water.  We decided to chat about a video clip of the Joe Rogan Experience, on this episode. The YouTube link of the 8+ minute video is below, feel free to check it out and form your own opinion before listening to the words coming out of our mouths. We have... evolving points of view.  Hit subscribe to our podcast and then click the link to the video to interact with our opinions live. Really you'll just be screaming at us in your car on your way to work but that is basically live interaction.  Follow us on Twitter, IG, FB and.... thats really about it, we are not the best social mediaers. #dumbbydesign https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGdDmWiw3Pc

ALL IN FOR SEXY TIME

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 52:51


Hello Dumb by Design listeners!  Sexuality is something that has been in and out of the taboo for centuries. During certain times through history, people hid their fantasies from their loved ones creating what we guess to be some pretty broken homes. Sexuality is not something to be ashamed of, rather it should be celebrated!  We talk about a lot of funny stuff on this episode and I cant remember half of it! So listen in and laugh along with our insanity.    Please subscribe where ever you listen to podcasts!

30 SECOND ABS

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 61:13


Happy New Fucking Decade, Dummies.  2020 is gonna be a good year, we can feel it. So to start the decade off right, why not discuss new year resolutions and why we can never stay consistent doing any thing. 30 second abs infomercials from the 90's have a lot to do with it, we think. There is one thing we have been able to do consistently, cold showers. We talk about it a lot, we know, but this is the beginning of the journey, not the end. You are not listening to old, wise spiritual guru's, you are listening to a couple guys figuring it out as they go. The end of the journey is when our spiritual guruness will be at its maximum.  So embrace the suck, the cold, and us talking about it a lot, and call us in the morning cause you are going to be a new person.  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and subscribe to this podcast where ever you get your podcasts. We appreciate you!  Dumb by Design - This is breakfast, bitch!

TWENTY NINETEEN IS OVER

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 54:56


Happy Holiday season from our families to yours. We want to thank you so much for listening to this podcast through out the year and we look forward to hearing from you all in 2020.  On our final episode we chat about technology, the average number of men's sexual partners, and other randomness.  We also get into depression and what we do about it because you know, men's mental health.    Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast where ever you listen. Insta - @DumbbyDesign Tweet - @DumbbyDesignPOD   Happy Impeachment Day 

RUB SOME DIRT ON IT

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 64:18


In a world where a low flow toilet means flushing 15 times.....nope, we do not live in that world.  Suck it up, walk it off, rub some dirt on it. That about sums up our childhood. While it is no longer okay to strike children as punishment, according to modern society, that doesn't mean we shouldn't be teaching them to beat the shit out of other humans. Our daughters will be krav maga masters. Its gonna be raining testicles if you sneak up on these two. Keep your eye in the news cause we keep it Dumb By Design.    FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @DUMBBYDESIGNPOD FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @DUMBBYDESIGN SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST WHERE EVER YOU LISTEN, AND SHARE! PLEASE SHARE THE EPISODE, THE WEBSITE, THE ANYTHING THAT RELATES TO US, ON YOUR PAGE OR ANYWHERE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE. WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT. 

GENERALIZATIONS OF A GENERATION

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 49:18


 The idea of a millennial seems to be that we're a cohort of young dumb kids that are unsure of what we really want. The reality is we are much older than you think and for the most part, pretty fuckin awesome. Maybe people just like blaming the most intriguing generation in a century for everything that they created in the first place. We're killing industry? No that's the minimum wage stagnation. Dinner dates? Who WOULDN'T rather Netflix and chill?  Maybe we're actually a little ageist. We obviously no longer like wine from a corked bottle, or the 9 to fucking 5 work week. It's not that we don't love you, old people, we just hate your ideas and reluctance to rise to the occasion. Millennials are going to do wonders for this country, and the world. Ok Boomer.  Twitter - @DumbbyDesignPOD Instagram - @DumbbyDesign   Subscribe wherever you listen to podcast or just go to spotify like a normal person. 

MONOGAMISH

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 46:40


According to a meme on the "Weird Facts" page on Facebook, In the Netherlands, sex is viewed as a human right; disabled citizens can receive government allowances for legal prostitutes up to 12 times a year. Is sex for everyone to share? Before marrying for love jealousy might not have really existed, has monogamy stifled human progress?  Do we really love our monogamous partners, or are we in love with the concept of the one? Marriage shifted to being about a love for another, a half to your whole, from a way to financial and familial gain. Before that we we're all hunter gatherers boning it out. Maybe we should just have a conversation, things for some aren't always for others.  Don't forget to subscribe where ever you listen to podcasts Follow us on Twitter @DumbbyDesingPOD On Instagram @DumbbyDesign or on Facebook.   

MY EGO HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 52:24


Mental health is not a you issue, is societal. For Men's health awareness month or "Movember", we committed to a few goals  between us and because we have fairly strong opinions regarding mental health, men's especially, why wouldn't we wanna talk about it. Mental health is as important, if not more, as physical health and the discussion around it is trivial, comparatively.  When the human species evolves as fast as we have over the last 100 years, technologically at least, its gotta be common sense that there would be some sort of side effect.  Thank you for your continued support. You know who you are.  Follow us on Twitter @DumbbyDesignPOD Instagram @DumbbyDesign Facebook is like, the same thing.  Subscribe.

HOLY FUCKING SUN GODS

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 45:01


Whats your idea of justice? We think mob justice might work... but then again does an eye for an eye leave the whole world blind? Eye for and eye is what the bible preaches. Speaking of religion, What does it even mean? Solar messiahs everywhere! Vikings probably invented it then Christian's stole it, but what the fuck do we know? Horace, Jesus, Krishna, Buddha oh my! All of this and more right meow!   Make sure and help us out on our Movember campaign!  Help us bring awareness to Men's mental health! Click the link below to help us out. Dumb By Design

WE'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL PYGOPHILIACS

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 51:56


Yada yada yada, fetishes! Philias, fetishes, phobias oh my!  According to the urban dictionary, pygophilia is the attraction to or the arousal from touching the human butt. I think that's like everyone, right? A philia is a fetish. We all know what fetishes are, but do you know how many there are? Foot fetishes are just the tip of the iceberg. People like to watch, be watched, watch in secret, be demeaned while watching, pee on you, have you pee on them. Some like sleepy sex, diaper sex, surprising sex (which is rape), paddle play, spanking, and flogging. Bronies are a thing. They are adult males who fetishize "My Little Pony".  Don't steal, share. Subscribe. Tell your friends. This is a family, we are DUMB BY DESIGN. 

I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 57:31


Disclaimer: We believe everybody should be treated the SAME. But everybody is NOT the same. (Also, Brandon was nursing a hangover  HOTD style during recording) A Canadian bicyclist, Rachael McKinnon, broke records and won world titles. She is transgender. We explain what we know and have some hard opinions with minimal information. Call us Dave Chappelle. Climate change. That is all that needs to be said, except that Brandon is terrified.  Change is coming.    SUBSCRIBE

I DO NAZI HOW THIS MAKES ME HEALTHY

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 69:14


We reeeaaallly don't like nazis. One of us more than the other. Can you guess which one? Seems to us the poor are looking at this all wrong; we should all band together and be racist toward the rich. Segway into the lighter part of our lives.  Health is a confusing thing. Just remember, we are not healthy and you should tread lightly on this subject with us. Vegans may have it right, but capitalism is going to quickly clean that up behind our back before we have a chance to take back our health. Processed food is processed fucking food. Milk drinkers have always been a phenomenon we'll never understand, but the stupidity of the public is astounding. 

THIS SHIT GIVES ME ANXIETY

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 36:39


We are not doctors, but we have opinions on anxiety because Brandon has some of the anxieties. Can we overcome anxiety or will it continue to dominate the pharmaceutical market with all the lovely new remedies that come from natural earth. Is anxiety a mental illness? Let us know, explain yourselves!    Follow us on twitter @DumbbyDesignPOD Follow us on Instagram @DumbbyDesign SUBSCRIBE WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE LISTENING TO PODCASTS!!!

SUCCESSFULLY POOR

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 37:42


Success is a hard thing to define. Poor success is defined all the time, by successful people. Its family, friends and health. According to people with financial success at least. We define success in many ways, mainly because we aren't really sure how to define it at all. Ralph Waldo Emerson had some good words about it so we discuss those.  Follow us on Instagram @DumbbyDesign Follow us on Twitter @DumbbyDesignPOD Please don't forget to Subscribe where ever you listen to podcasts

THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2019 44:24


Boys don't cry, men kill themselves. Maybe we need a safe space. Brandon and Remington like to use "This is Us" as an excuse to cry. Really though why are we condemning young men for expressing emotions some might call "weak"? Watching as they build an emotional prison in which to reside. Maybe that's why they are angry enough to shoot up their school or form incel groups!? We are starting to realize how damaging this is to all humans. Maybe we try and talk about it.   SUBSCRIBE WHERE YOU LISTEN 

POLICIA STATE

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 50:55


#nokidsnofuture is fucking insane. If we have come to the point where CHILDREN are giving the adults ultimatums, it's gonna be rough, as Tim McGraw would say, in my next 30 years.  Day after day so on and so forth, we encounter videos of the police over stepping their authority and doing whatever they think they can in the moment. We don't think its acceptable that the general public is fearful when a police cruiser slides behind you, all up in them dm's. And if you are a good cop that doesn't hold his brothers and sisters in blue accountable, then you are not really that good of a cop, are you? Check out this episode to hear some resemblance of an opinion on the matter. Hell this description might be all you need.  SUBSCRIBE WHEREVER YOU LISTEN!!!!

WHATS ANOTHER WORD FOR TOXIC?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 40:41


Climate change is real. People thinking we survive as the world corrects itself, is also very real. And frustrating.  And.. We talk a lot of shit about incels and toxic masculinity, as these are things that we actually care about, both being fathers to young girls. But is there a shoe to put on the other foot? Is toxic feminism really a thing? Or is it just another opening for the devils advocate.  This shit and more on this episode. Don't forget to subscribe. 

THE BREWS BROTHERS

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 42:31


Alcohol can be an amazing thing. Over many years it has seen its ups and downs with the general public, but after enough women were beat up by their drunken husbands and fortunes were lost, the United States tried prohibition. It didn't last. But did it work?  Couple of friends hanging out on Skype talking about shit that makes them think and makes them laugh. Don't forget to subscribe on your way out. 

ACCOUNTABILITY(172)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 45:03


The blame game. Everything is always somebody else's fault. From the time we are children, we didn't do it. It's another one of those deep beliefs running in concurrence with greed. But something that some of us were taught, is "take responsibility for your actions."and that notion grows into, at least, a couple guys talking about accountability for racists, incels, and bi curious dudes that blame it on the liquor.  Space Ghettos. Conor McGregor. Subscribe where you listen.  

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