The MEAT Improv with Jake Jabbour and Josh Simpson

This week we have Seth Mason (Monks & Mason Complain) and Suzie Riemer (CARversations) on to discuss real success and a whole lot more. Seth shares a true story of breaking his toe while hiking barefoot. Suzie talks about the good and bad times she had couc surfing around Europe. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about Jamie from the Progressive ads, a judgment free doctor's office, Vampire Airbnbs and a whole bunch more. Support the show on our Patreon where you can join our Discord channel and get access to a weekly bonus episode called The Potatoes where Josh and Jake do two-prov and talk about improv technique and what they're teaching. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's February, which means that every week on the podcast we will have a real life couple on the show to tell us all about how they met and how they're making it work. This week we have Casey Feigh (Family Time podcast) & Rebecca Lee (How the Fuck Did You Get So Confident podcast) on to discuss fart politics, talking to strangers, weddings in the time of Covid and a whole bunch more. Then we do improv about battered buttholes, coffee cup etiquette, psychopaths passing gas and a whole bunch more. Support the show and get access to our Discord and our weekly bonus episode where Josh and Jake do two person improv and discuss what they've been teaching lately at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov ( https://www.patreon.com/themeatimprov ) And subscribe to our YouTube channel! ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm0BYs653imbIYmRZXV1v5g ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we welcome teammates on German Supermarket Lani Engstrom (Yello Yoga) and Lehr Beidelschies (Everything Is Terrible) to talk sporting event value, spiritual advisors to Beyonce, afterlife, wikipedia journalism and more! These lead to scenes about load managing the toilets, dying in the civil war, frat bro interns, plane pals, Pennywise and more! Thanks for listening and subscribing. You can support us at patreon.com/themeatimprovSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We made it to 250! And do we have a treat for you! From The Dragons, Jessica Jean Jardine (Kar Dishin' It, Buzzfeed) and Dickie Copeland (Marie Antoinette II, @it'sonwith)! Jess talks going to a movie set in her school and Dickie talks about being the family member to make a big decision. This plus talking therapy leads to scenes about investigating your therapist, set dressing with lingerie, nurses getting staffed, Josh's very old Romanian wife, and more! Thanks for being here for 250! If you'd like to support, you can go to patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on the MEAT we have Matt Adams & Chris Howard from the team PB&J! Matt tells a story about a time the ceiling collapsed at a movie theater he worked at! Chris shares a story of a jackass stunt gone.. right? These true stories inspire improvised scenes about dumb uncles, sexy bass players, John MalkaMonk and a whole lot more.Support the show on our Patreon where you can join our Discord channel and get access to a weekly bonus episode called The Potatoes where Josh and Jake do two-prov and talk about improv technique and what they're teaching. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ronnie Adrian (White Women) & Sarah Claspell (Asian AF) are great improvisers and now, members of The MEAT 3 timers club. Sarah shares a story about a not so great birthday surprise. Ronnie shares the story of his sleeping bag-less camping trip. These stories inspire improvised scenes about an aggressive Orkin Man, the complicated nature of gym lockers, a parking attendant know-it-all and a whole bunch more. If you like the show, you can support us and get access to our second weekly show, The Potatoes, where Jake and Josh talk about improv and how the sausage is made at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Meaty stories about Hollywood hotshots and falling asleep at the wheel inspire scenes about LA shmoozing, Garfield the dog, the devil's morning announcements and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We have a very special episode reuniting Jake and Josh's team Puddy with Wayland McQueen (Bitchin) and Clay Larsen (ClayLarsenPhotography)! We talk masks and footie slippers, getting lost in the woods for twenty minutes and hitting deer and loading them up. These lead to scenes about thoughtful bank robbers, horny Clay, ghost fears, and getting lost in the woods for twenty minutes, plus more! Thanks for listening! You can support us at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

May Darmon & Ivan Ngo perform together at WE Improv and today they are sharing stories and improvising for our first episode of 2021! First we talk about the new year, Disney World during the pandemic and talking to your parents about politics. Ivan shares a story about a time he got jumped working at a movie theater. May talks about a traumatizing field trip where she was drunk with power. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about adults desperate to go to Legoland, a reenactment of the movie Marriage Story, Mrs. Doubtfire LARPers and a whole bunch more. If you like the show you can support us and get access to an additional weekly episode called The Potatoes about improv technique at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov If you like the show, tell a friend and give us a rating and review in iTunes. Thanks for listening! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Here is part two of the Best of The MEAT 2020! What a fucking year, but we still managed to have a blast with some of the funniest people and best of friends! Every year we have a hard time picking, and there are always scenes we missed, so this year we went with the scenes where the laughter was the hardest and arguably the most distracting! Sorry to all the committed performers out there. Have a listen and thanks for being a part of the journey with us! If you'd like to support us, we have a patreon at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Here are the scenes and guests included in this episode - "Bag of Hair" - Suzi Barrett and Rebecca Drysdale Ep. 244 "Divorce is all the Rage" - Ashley Ward and Jessica Elaina Eason Ep. 232 "Orgy in the Aisles" - Casey Rosario and Garrett Palm Ep. 242 "Poopin and Hoopin" - Bitty Schram (Katie Barsotti, Cecily Breaux, Maddie Dunkelberg and Anisha Jagannathan) Ep. 226 "Piggy Party" - Lisa Gilroy and Mikey Stephens Ep. 214 "Marriage Swap" - Bath Boys (Kurt Maloney and Jacob Wysocki) Ep. 204 "Tea Cup Rations" - James Mannion and Dr. Brian Ep. 196 "Farting Actors" - Allyn Pintal and Genetra Tull Ep. 224 "What is Twerking Pervert?" - Beth Appel and Mark David Christenson Ep. 202 "Salamo!" - Ben Cassil and Alyssa Sabo Ep. 231 "Josh isn't getting Pranked" - Mike Christian and Austin Williams Ep. 209 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about getting older and living in a studio apartment and meeting strangers on the Internet inspire scenes about the oldest elevator on Earth, the dark side of Medieval Times, a play called "Sad Greg" and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

2020 is finally (almost) over, so once again, for our 5th straight year, we have compiled some of our favorite scenes from the year into TWO best of episodes! This is the first Best of 2020 SLABTACULAR QUARANTINI EXTRAVAGANZA Part 1. We had a lot of great guests this years, tons of awesome stories and a bunch of great scenes. Let us know if we missed any of your favorites on Twitter @TheMEATImprov Here are the scenes & people included in this episode - "Apples & Oranges" - Cathryn Mudon & Rekha Shankar (Episode 213) "The Long Game" - Zac Oyama & Phoebe Neidhardt (Episode 203) "Dick Donor" - Lyndsey Frank, Mike Leffingwell & Kayla McLaughlin (Episode 199) "Da Iron Club" - Lizz Adams, Aman Adumer (Episode 225) "Moving Too Fast" - Pallavi Gunalan & Dhruv Uday Singh (Episode 233) "Florida is Hell" - Laura Chinn & Alex Fernie (Episode 239) "Virgin Dad" - Jon Mackey & Mary Sasson (Episode 227) "Personalized Pitch" - Greg Gallant & Carl Tart (Episode 241) "The Neighbor's Music" - Kale Hills & Kerry McGuire (Episode 223) "Flirty Flight Attendant" - Allie Jennings & Matt Jones (Episode 243) "Furry Dress Code" - Anna Garcia & Marshall Givens (Episode 235) Thank you for listening! If you like the scenes, we have over 240 full episodes in our archives! You can support the show and gain access to our side episode called The Potatoes about improv teaching an technique, as well as our Discord channel at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Holiday Episode spectacular and we welcome Suzi Barrett (Just Roll With It, Sentimental Lady) and Rebecca Drysdale (The Tonight Show, Key & Peele) to talk the holidays and more! Suzi shares when she learned Santa didn't exist and Suzi and Beck share their own Happiest Season story. This leads to scenes about a to-go toilet, moms and dads keeping the lie alive, a gift of loose hair and more! Thanks for listening! You can support us at Patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we have Matt Jones (Bob Hearts Abishola, Breaking Bad) and Allie Jennings (P.S. I Love Rom-Coms, Little Women) on The MEAT! Allie shares a story about a time a french tour guide hit on her and her mom. Matt talks about his precocious 5-year-old and his curious interest in DB Cooper and Unsolved Mysteries. These stories inspire improvised scenes about horrible segues, a cuckolding on an airplane, a mother-son Alaskan swingers cruise and a whole lot more! If you like the show you can gain access to our weekly bonus episode about how improv works and our Discord channel at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Thanks for listening! Tell a friend if you like the show! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about being a child of divorce and discovering porn late in life lead to scenes about the early Internet, the seedy side of the Grand Canyon, steamy television fan fiction and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Holy cow, do we have a big mac of an episode for you with teammates and friends Casey Rosario (Wild Child, Flop Culture) and Garrett Palm (Wild Child, SMOSH) to bring you VR turds, public sex in Target, children posing as jockeys and more! Casey shares a story about stumbling onto a public sex party and Garrett talks about the calming effects of Friends last season while puking and pooping abroad. These lead to scenes about Lovers Lane, the in-house golf course, and trying to get in on a threesome plus more! Thanks for listening. You can support at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week, we have Greg Gallant (Speechless, Firsthand podcast) & Carl Tart (Brooklyn 99, The Flagrant Ones) from the UCB team Queen George! Greg tells a story about a time a woman broke up with him through a mean play. Carl talks about his foray into golf and the dumb etiquette that pisses him off. We also chat about Thanksgiving in the time of covid. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about The Fast & The Furious part 10, a very personal show about bears in college, aggressive Jersey Mike's PR people and a whole lot more. If you like the show, you can support us and get access to our weekly bonus episode about improv theory at www.patreon.com/themeat improv Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we welcome the wonderful Amanda Sitko (Brockmire) and Anna Bezahler (Loose Caboose, Tooth Pasta, Pastor Bedtime) to talk high school parties and raising swearing kids! These stories lead to scenes about experienced prisoners, panic in the conference room, writer wealth and more! Thanks for listening. If you'd like to support the show, you can go to patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about taking a break from life and breaking up lead to scenes about a group of bad friends, the tyranny of fliers, secret Senate diaries and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week, we have Laura Chinn (creator & star of Florida Girls!) and Alex Fernie (Bajillion Dollar Properties, Convoy) on the show to discuss the 2020 election and the longest year of our lives. We talk about Chris Cuomo, Trump doing rallies until he dies, what a Biden presidency might look like and a whole bunch more. These discussions inspire improvised scenes about Florida aka Hell, a husband and wife living in 2 separate realities, a town hell bent on cancelling kindergarten and a whole bunch more! If you like the show, you can support us and get access to our Discord channel and our weekly bonus episode about improv technique called The Potatoes at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Thanks for listening, tell a friend! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we welcome Tyler Schnupp (Reactivator, Tooth Pasta) and Stephanie Burchinow (Springfield Tornadoes) to talk alien invasions, college professors reaching out and ghosts hanging out. Stephanie shares the time she got to go to the opera in college and the professor that berated the class for providing solicited feedback. And Tyler talks about living with a ghost in a punk house. These lead to scenes about space pranks, the Miranda of the undead, talking to fancy spirits, the wild Obo section and more! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we have James Saldivar & Joe Sette from the indie teams Silver Sharpies and Cosmo! First we talk about weird recordings and Kelsey Grammar's feud with the dog from Frasier. James shares a story about a time he got kicked out of a punk show as a kid for something he did not do. Joe talks about his adventures in fixing his own teeth. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about a doctor obsessed with showing patients their pre-op photos, Kelsey Grammar in Turner & Hooch 2, late stage capitalism, a WW2 soldier obsessed with the food and a whole bunch more. If you want to support the show and get access to weekly show about the ins and outs of improv called The Potatoes, you can sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Thanks for listening. Tell a friend! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about losing loved ones and head injuries lead to scenes about Denver's finest improv team, rabbit hutches, principals that party and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're joined by Mike Leffingwell (Johnny Test) and Monika Smith (Punk'd) to talk zoom set-ups, writing stuff down, therapy notes, and having your kids raise you! Then Monika shares about the first time she got bullied and Mike shares the news of his first baby. These lead to scenes about bros surfing on bros, bully art, Space Jam 2 sequels for expecting parents and hamming it up for the wait staff at Forest Gumps and more! Thanks for listening. You can support the show at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week, we've got Anna Garcia (Superstore, It's Always Sunny) and Marshall Givens (Comedy Bang! Bang!, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) on the show! First we get our obligatory sandwich talk out of the way, then Anna shares a story about a time she got jumped by French police. Marshall talks about a time he partied with Jim McMahon dressed as a bunny in Chicago. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about furry black tie affairs, cops in cargo shorts, the 2nd richest woman in Delaware and a whole lot more! If you'd like to support the show, you can join our patreon account and get access to an extra weekly episode about improv technique, as well as access to our Discord channel. www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about Bobby Flay and lying dads inspire improv scenes about kitchen culture, ultra-conservative radio, a man with 10 girlfriends and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we're joined by Celeste Busa (Week by Week) & Casey Gullickson (Supes Pregnant) to talk being new parents, getting stoned and getting self-help, subtle seahorses, sexy pic sharing, and Kyra Segwick. This leads to scenes about birth DJs, the weed Oscars, strikes, gists, and going back at the movie theatres, Kyra sightings and of course subtle seahorses! Thanks for listening. If you'd like to support, we have a patreon at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The MEAT we have Pallavi Gunalan (Funny or Die, Laugh Factory) and Dhruv Uday Singh (Good Trouble, Prodigal Son) on to tell stories and assure everyone that their private parts are fine. Pallavi tells the story about her disaster of a first time. Dhruv shares the tale of the first time he got stoned in India. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about sleepy YouTube narrators, the United Nations and their weird junk, a restaurant that does it all for you and a whole lot more. If you want to support the show and / or hear a weekly bonus episode where Jake and Josh talk improv shop, go to www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ashley Ward (Baby Wants Candy), and Jessica Elaina Eason (Big Show Show, Babysitters Club) join Jake and Josh to talk the public school response to divorce in the south and not wearing underwear to be punk. These lead to very funny scenes involving the Cena brothers, above ground bush, girl scout crisis, shredding your mistakes and more! Thanks for listening! If you'd like to support, we have a Patreon at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about scandalous photoshoots, infidelity and Pauly Shore inspire scenes about rummage sales, Michael Jordan's true passion, Hollywood dads and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ben Cassil and Alyssa Sabo are hosts of the Totally Rad! podcast set in 1996, but today they are in the year 2020 to tell stories and improvise on The MEAT. Alyssa talks about losing her liver and her Christian faith. Ben talks about a 12 hour tour of China he took with his wife. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about a family full of character actors, anxious virgins, Dallas TMZ, a beloved tour guide named Joe and a whole bunch more! If you like the show, you can get access to our bonus show about improv theory called The Potatoes and our Discord channel at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We welcome Scott Rodgers (Jam Space, Desperados) and Leonard Smith Jr. (Lemon Pepper Wet, Lotions 11) to talk L.A. tourist spots, hotel stays, and acting gigs. Scott tells about an early acting gig involving karaoke and Maroon 5 and Leonard talks about his first L.A. boat experience! These lead to scenes about FBI prank informants, hanging in the desert without cars full of hotties, enticing swimmers, chocolate rivers, pranking Michael Jordan and Maxim magazine! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Sam Di (UCB's Roxbury, Second City) & Jamie Gaul (UCB's Cardinal Redbird, Grey's Anatomy) join The MEAT to talk about dreadlocked authors, brushes with the CIA and middle school crushes! These true stories inspire improvised scenes about desert island crushes, HBO Max's new boob-centric programming, photo booth scandals and a whole lot more. If you like the show you can support us and get access to our bonus episodes about improv technique at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about divorce, witches and bipolar grandmas inspire scenes about new age medicine, Glade brand spell candles and The Lord of Darkness. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we welcome old friends Brian Palatucci (Squeeze, Visit California, The Sopranos) and Jonny Svarzbein (Teacher's Lounge, Tournament of Nerds) to talk the NBA bubble, getting drunk and married, and getting drunk and ??? These stories of marital bliss, being fathers in the quarantine, and getting sauced on the sweet stuff lead to typos in the bubble, time machine bachelor parties, and blacking out with bezos bucks and more! Thanks for listening. You can support at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jon Mackey (Big Grande, Teacher's Lounge) and Mary Sasson (Robbie, Party in the Back) are teammates on UCB's Winslow, but today they are telling stories on The MEAT! Mary shares stories indicative of the kind of mischief she gets into while she's drunk. Jon talks about a field trip he went on that saved him from a life of crime. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about guilty middle-aged men, a family of true idiots, a virgin father of 3 and a whole bunch more. If you like the show, you can support us at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov where we have a huge back catalogue of episodes on improv technique as well as a discord channel! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We welcome indie legends Bitty Schram (Katie Barsotti, Cecily Breaux, Maddie Dunkelberg, & Anisha Jagannathan) to talk bonding over pooping and getting harassed by a dedicated maze employee. This leads to scenes about finding your mouth and your dog on the wikis, the WNBA bonding, jam fam, hospital lazy Sundays, dirty table kinks and more! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe to our pateon at pateon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about cool brothers, gay pride and temp jobs inspire improvised scenes about parades, Dick Cheney, easily offended college students and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on the MEAT we have Lizz Adams (Dead to Me) and Aman Adumer (UCB's Leroy) on to talk about short kings and tall tales. Lizz shares a story about her first time at a Canadian strip club. Aman talks about a time he felt helpless as someone nearby nearly choked to death. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about archaeologists discovering bathroom stalls, tall alcoholics, ironing clubs and a whole bunch more. If you like the show you can support us and get access to our exclusive episodes on improv technique and teaching at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov We have merchandise available on TeePublic.com as well! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We've got a mini-Mondegreen (UCB) reunion with Genetra Tull (JV) and Allyn Pintal (FilipinoAF) to talk goonies-style adventures and cruising for your celebrity crush. These lead to scenes about figuring out what Claire is into, British actors farting, making play dates so your kid isn't a weirdo and more! Thank you for listening. Please consider subscribing to our Patreon at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about broken backs, blind ladies and the mean streets of Minnesota inspire scenes about vacationing doctors, the Hells Angels, a thoughtful bank robber and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kale Hills (Tween Fest, Collegehumor) & Kerry McGuire (Reductress, I Want My Phone Back) join The MEAT to talk about life in quarantine and a whole bunch more. Kerry shares a story about a time she nearly drove a van off of a cliff. Kale talks about his bad habit of not saving contact info in his phone, and the lengths he's gone to play it cool. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about violating crispers, learning your partner's name, a community concerned about their guard rails and a whole lot more! If you like the show, you can support us and get access to our Discord channeld along with our backlog of episodes all about improv called The Potatoes at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we welcome Kim McVicar (Please Notice Me), and James Mannion (Leroy) to talk Diddy, Cuban sandwiches, and mask personalities. Kim talks about her one time hiking accident and working with Diddy and James recalls his various disappointments at a local cafe. This leads to scenes about getting paid in pizza and sex, learning your grandma has an OnlyFans, returning to a bad boyfriend and more! Thanks for listening and if you'd like to support, visit our Patreon on patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're joined this week by Amalia Aquino (Lotions 11) and Sarah Zimmerman (Bird Control) to talk making friends through young teen magazines and self-publishing audiobooks. Amalia shares a lifelong pen pal she met through a young tween magazine and Sarah talks about working as an audio book narrator. These lead to scenes about funeral shredding, bro-ing out with Bill Gates and Payton Manning, amusement park Goofy VPs, audio book rides, a spooky cabin and more! Thanks for listening and if you'd like to support visit our patreon at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

True stories about funerals, eyeballs and Star Wars screenings inspire scenes about Fuddruckers, short form improv, heaven and more! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy ( https://www.acast.com/privacy ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mark Jacob & Zach Jobe are up and coming improvisers based out of Los Angeles and today they are on THE MEAT. Mark shares a story about how one innocent middle finger almost cost him his high school graduation. Zach talks about how an attempt to meet up with some nerds to make friends led to one of the most awkward dates of his life. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about Hakeem Olajuwon, nosy wedding photographers, awkward date conversations and a whole lot more. If you like the show, you can support us at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov where we release a weekly bonus episode about improv teaching and technique. Thanks for listening, tell a friend! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mary Anthony (UCB) and Deborah Tarica (This Particular Album is Very, Very Important to Me) join the show to share true stories of sibling fights and getting locked on a balcony! Dr Brian also returns to the show to discuss his experience treating COVID patients in the ER, and how to protest safely. All of this inspires improvised scenes about Donald Duckin' it, Karens in the ER, bomb threats by authors and a whole bunch more! If you like the show, we do a weekly episode about improv technique and theory called The Potatoes available at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Cory Willis (@burncoryburn, Teacher's Lounge) and Conner McCabe (Jetset, Call Me By Your Game) join us to talk getting arrested on the toilet and unaccompanied minors making apologies. This leads to scenes about partying in the kitchen, stoic fathers, too many cakes, nerds becoming monks and more! Thanks for listening. If you enjoy consider subscribing to our patreon at patreon.com/themeatimprov Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Victoria Longwell (YETI, Happy Hour) & Talia Tabin (YETI, Parks & Rec) joined us for our first ever live streaming show on Twitch to close out the first ever WE Improv Comedy Festival. Talia shares a story about a counselor she had in college who was way over her head. Victoria talks about a horrible incident in Culver City involving a pigeon and a crowd of jerks. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about a therapy tool named Renee, a corporate improv coach, a horny church group and a whole lot more. If you like the show and want access to our weekly bonus episode called The Potatoes about improv teaching and technique as well as access to our discord channel, you can support us at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov . Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Joined by two of our favorite fellas, we play with Josh Brekus (Alan Beer, UCB Leroy) and Frank Garcia-Hejl (The Cannon-Cannon, Smashing Pumpkast, Scare Package)! Josh talks about his first experience being arrested in Mexico and Frank shares a personal tale of some dark days and his family's resiliency. We do scenes on home brewed pizza, foam biz, best friend hostages, too dark a screenplay, and twisted testicles, and more! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week, first-timers Patrick McDonald (Coronda Chronicles, The Parrothead Podcast) and Jordan Myrick (UCB, Reductress) join the podcast for some fun. Jordan shares a story about the time her appendix burst and a mystery woman stole her blood. Patrick talks about a time he took a party bus to a funeral. These true stories inspire improvised scenes about Keith Richards' blood, bad bits during quarantine, the Bummer Van and a whole lot more! If you like the show, you can get our weekly side episode called The Potatoes where Jake and Josh talk improv shop, as well as access to our discord channel by supporting the show at www.patreon.com/themeatimprov Thanks for listening! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-meat-improv-with-jake-jabbour-and-josh-simpson/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy