Aaron and Rohit's Hopeless Show

Aaron is back! In this episode he recaps some of the wonders he experienced in Japan, like toilets. The guys chat JesusCoin, Cory Booker's epic filibuster, and burning Teslas. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit take a bite out of the post-egg world with a very upsetting experiment at the top of the show. Aaron reluctantly finds common ground with Nick Fuentes and the guys have their next Canada vs USA battle. Annual MLB predictions are here and so is a shocking update on Johnny Somali.  

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit offer some Oscars 2025 trivia, recap Adrian Brody's long speech and speak to other highlights from the show. The guys chat the latest crypto scam, this time by the government, have a spirited tariffs debate, and reveal the latest with Ye and his questionable fashion. Lovely extended 4chan green-text where Anon is friends with a troll. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit come to terms with some sentimental fan mail. They chat through the latest conspiracy theories (Macron's wife!) and react to the government downsizing. The guys make Oscar predictions and talk about Aaron's enemy running the FBI. Also, a cannibal is loose in Connecticut.  

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about the real meaning of Valentine's Day along with their  love AND hate relationship with the city of Philadelphia. The guys mourn Dua Lipa I mean Duo Lingo, and debate the winner of the upcoming Fastest Man In The World Race. Ellen ruins England. Also, who's your favorite Wayans brother? P.S. EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

In this episode, Aaron offers Rohit tips on his first cruise. The guys talk about the arts suffering, artists like Kanye “suffering” from autism, and Shohei Ohtani's former interpreter's future prison suffering. Aaron fills us in on his Severance S2 thoughts, and we get the latest on the Emilia Perez insanity. 

In this episode Aaron and Rohit discuss the hype around some of the Oscar Best Picture nominees. They call for a Utah state senator's hard drive to be checked and find hope in the latest wildfire to break out. Listen to find out which one of the guys is rooting for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. 

In this episode Aaron and Rohit share how they experienced the LA fires, the presidential inauguration and over-tipped a bartender. The guys reflect on poor, sick Brad Pitt finding new love, Jennifer Anniston finding new love, and Barack Obama finding new love. Aaron and Rohit settle the debate on if it's funny or not to go pirate hunting and argue their NFL playoff predictions. Also, the Cheese Bandit strikes. 

In this episode Aaron and Rohit kick off the new year with a January 6-like bang. The guys share the Golden Globes jokes too spicy for TV, debate the new Jewish hotel in Las Vegas, introduce San Francisco's new Weight Stigma Czar and make their usually accurate predictions for the NFL playoffs. Welcome back to hope.

In this very special Thanksgiving special, Aaron and Rohit discuss whether the Coachella 2025 lineup is good or not good, and review the new Wicked film and what body parts might be green. The guys react to WWE Meets DOE, update you on the crypto you should have bought, and what movie is Christopher Nolan making??

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit remember the guy you forgot who made all the music you loved growing up. The guys discuss the latest news regarding college athletes getting paid, who's doing the new dance “craze”, and just how dumb ChatGPT really can be. Plus, Paul and Tyson do some ballet. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit break down their disappointment with the film Anora. The guys travel back to Episode 1 of the show to compare how much has changed since the show started. The answer? Far less than you think. There's some hope about Andrew Tate and Johnny Somali, but even more for Dogecoin and Bitcoin. 

In this episode, Rohit shares his new Magic the Gathering card and Aaron shares his feelings about the magical road the Dodgers are on. The guys reflect on insanity from politicians and sanity from Al Qaeda, while ending on a very important and totally accurate history lesson from 4chan. 

In this episode, actor Mark Gessner joins with World Series talk, election discussion and some Swifties and Greenland. Plus, a deep dive into Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge, plus some personal experiences of hope for the state of the entertainment industry!

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit remember Pete Rose and decide that The Voice is the opiate of the masses. Is Garth Brooks guilty? Are weed cafes in Los Angeles a good thing? Should reporters be in NFL locker rooms? Are the Mets for real? Tune into this short episode to find out.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about everyone that died, but also the boy (President) who lived… to 100. The guys talk about the stigmas behind being solo dude, a transitioning dude(tte), and dudes with mental disabilities. They lament SNL and potentially look forward to Nobody Wants This. 4chan about Walter the dog.  

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about scary stuff like Universal Halloween Horror Nights, the Holocaust, a P-Diddy revelation, Trump Stock, and magic carpet rides. The guys dive into burritos (or do burritos dive into them?) and a WILD Robot. PS - Let's check back in 30 days on the bet they placed in this episode.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit discuss their camping trip and shared (ir)responsibilities while amidst the neighboring skunks. They delve into the joys of selling sunlight, debate whether a Twitter user must be legally forced to eat poop, and bemoan Dave Grohl. Finally, the big Michael Keaton Douglas discussion.

In this episode, Michael Gross joins to discuss his career, growing up in Chicago, making it in Hollywood and how we can come together during these divided times.  We laugh, we get a bit serious, he's shares some personal insights from his family and growing up in between two factories and how we could use a bit of the Family Ties lessons still today. Plus how he sees much of himself in his Tremors' character Burt Gummer and what it's like to have people wearing t-shirts of you. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit chat through the spooky murderous California redwoods and the spookier UK police. They debate the price of TicTacs and validity of light saber baseball bats. Listeners will hear their official review of M. Night's latest film “Trap” and their heartwarming take on the ride of Neurodiversity. Finally, a cold case is back open. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit use their vast economic backgrounds to discuss the market downturn or whatever the F just happened. They dive into Comic-Con sex-trafficking, the Zuck Musk War (WWIII?) and the Chinese robots that may win that war. Also, Ford Motors being a snitch + Pauly Shore's big itch. The boys talk “plap plap,” Presumed Innocent and former guest John Spencer's big appearance in the Tehran Times.

In this episode, actor and comedian Chris Williams joins Aaron to find hope in the hopeless. We discuss everything from the election and Kamala Harris to working with his sister Vanessa Williams to how they get those funny moments in Curb Your Enthusiasm.  Plus some baseball talk and breaking down the entertainment biz and our work together to help the neurodivergent community!  And Anthony Hopkins Stories!

In this Episode, Aaron and Rohit discuss the Kamala spike, hot dog sandwiches and Kanye, and baby Bigfoot.  Plus baseball and Longlegs

In this episode, we discuss where you were when the shooting happened on July 13.  We discuss stories of my Grandfather and how America is a place of hope.  And of course, we discuss a little baseball.  America's pastime after all.  Hope is dope. 

In this episode, parenting experts Aaron and Rohit (they don't have kids) discuss ways to improve your resume and be a better parent, watch-outs for tourists in China, DJing for the president, and how not to write for The Boys.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit discuss bad Hamburgers, parking disasters, the latest on the Gay Mets, have the great poop debate, and espouse the unintended benefits of compression socks. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit celebrate Pride Month and McDonald's Grimace propelling a New York baseball team, debate about wearing butt plugs to MRIs, and ask each other who Netflix's Hitler show is for. 

In this episode, Aaron sits down with John Spencer for an in depth conversation on the war in the Middle East, what it's like to be in the tunnels (he's been in them) and the war in Ukraine and what it's like to be on the ground there. They also dive into John's life as a father of three, his military heroism and what it's like to be one of one as the leading expert on Urban warfare. There is hope when the truth is told. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit discuss the new breed of swimsuit cover models. The guys chat about ungrateful wedding gift recipients, countries using garbage for warfare, bad flight attendants and Furiosa. Also, J-Lo gives them the 'ick.' 

In this episode, Aaron dives into homeless jails which provide homes, Harrison Butker joins for a rousing speech, Splash Mountain splashes in other countries and it's about to be Freedom Summer in Florida. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit express their love for PG-comedy as seen in the Tom Brady roast. Wes Smith joins the show to tell never-before-heard stories about MLB players. Mystik Dan is hung like a horse, and Rohit wants to buy a flame-throwing dog.

In this episode, Paul Elia joins. Elia is one of the few Chaldean-Assyrians in Hollywood and has appeared in dozens of films and television shows including Ramy, Lady Dynamite and TBS's Conan.  On The Hopeless Show Paul talks about mens hand bags, Iran University, dogs in strollers, the campus encampments and what it takes to make a comedy bit work. We have a lot of hope from this episode.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit share a shart story with Martin Short, discuss how the WWE proved a point about America and dive into the solution for Disney cars.  Plus, New York visits, to eat or not to eat a leg, and good ol Furries. 

Peter Riegert (Animal House, Sopranos) joins Aaron Wolf. Longtime friends. Jew to Jew.  Now we go deep into The Sopranos.  Crossing Delancy. Jim Carey.  The Mask.  It's a wild ride!For the first time ever, Riegert tells us all about what it's like to have a 53 year career in the entertainment industry from Broadway to Hollywood to Oscars to Emmys to Bette Midler. Let's go!

Peter Riegert (Animal House, Sopranos) joins Aaron Wolf. Longtime friends. Jew to Jew.  For the first time ever, Riegert tells us all about what it's like to have a 53 year career in the entertainment industry from Broadway to Hollywood to Oscars to Emmys to Bette Midler. Let's go!

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about the benefits of jail. We reveal there's a new Hopeless Show special coming soon feat. Peter Riegert (Animal House, Sopranos). Boeing goes boing, Elon Musk throws a lemon, Trump gets his stuff repo'd, Jewish people are at it again, Aaron watches underrated Oscar-worthy horror. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about a failed comedy roast, Oscars Week, puppy love, Joe Biden's State of the Union. Plus, football fans have ice cold regret, as do paintings and anon going on a date. No regrets for crypto (except by Aaron and Rohit).

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about Rohit's broken toes, society's broken youth, broken crypto, and Aaron's broken thoughts about the Dodgers. We also dive into Trump trials, Madame Web's redemption arc, and Aaron lying about seeing Dune. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit debate Google's racist AI platform, the mechanics of geriatric presidential boning; share their shock about the scandalous new MLB uniforms, and argue the merits of vigilantism. Sponsored by FlexPro Meals.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about their new favorite professor, Trump gets convicted - but does it count? The guys defend the honor of dinosaurs, talk about pitching and catching, medicinal semen, and they go Tropic Thunder down under. Also, the truth about dashcams according to 4chan. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit recap one of the most painful nights this country has experienced: the 2024 Grammys. Aaron blows open the pre-show with Laverne Cox while Rohit suffers cardiac arrest while cringing at Taylor Swift and Lana del Ray. Plus, Super Bowl Predictions, baseball updates, and hope that Aaron and Rohit are not murder suspects in the UK.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit discuss loss: weight loss, sanity loss, independence loss, loss of fences, football seasons, election primaries, and funny highway signs. They discuss Oscar noms and how anon on 4Chan deals with the loss of McDonalds.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about their favorite male underwear models, defend an Epstein, discuss abject horror happening to monitor lizards and turtles + LGBTQFrance, NFL Playoff predictions, Dave Chapelle, and our favorite imaginary place: Canada.

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit are back! We've got latest hot goss from Ireland, address Virtual gang rape and catch Hopeless Show topic-thief Joe Rogan lying. Also on this episode, knees might be broken because of the lobster bet, The Champ is here with some NFL action, and we put on some Maestro Jew Face. 

In this episode, Rohit is oppressed, Aaron is oppressed, but who's more oppressed? Mario Lopez has something to say. Birds are getting renamed, cars are getting Nerf-ed, and we don't forget about the Israel-Palestine conflict. Also, new super-cancer just dropped, Hamas journalists debated. Bonus shout to Rabbi Emily Stern, we'll read some fan mail about her appearance. 

In this conversation with soon to be ordained Rabbi Emily Stern, we dive into what is, and what is possible with the Israel Palestine conflict. Rabbi Stern's insight brings hope to the seemingly desolate situation. What CAN we do? What dialogue IS possible? And our conclusion will surprise you. 

In this episode, Aaron and Rohit talk some of the latest developments in Isreal and Palestine and abroad – unfortunately we were unable to fix the problem during this week's episode. We also touch on fire alarms, not being able to read or write or read cursive, Angelina Jolie and her rich house and unwoke Spider-man. Plus, of course, the inevitable Snow White discussion. 

On this week's episode, Aaron and Rohit dig further into the latest with the Israel-Palestine conflict, talk about Comic-Con and Disneyland's 100th. Plus, will we all be killed by droids or gators or homeless car kickers?  

In a special episode of The Hopeless Show we talk about the war in Israel and the misinformation going on.  Aaron shares a personal story.  We have crazy submissions of hate. We talk about how Hamas, the terrorist organization IS THE ENEMY.  We discuss depoliticizing. And amidst the terror,  we offer glimpses of hope.

On this week's episode, Aaron and Rohit talk about fortunate plays, an unfortunate standing ovation, and deprogramming the populace while everyone is off their Rocker. We dive deeper than Travis into the topic of Kelce and T-Swift with late-breaking news on Kanye's Yews. 

In this episode, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are expected to join, barring their marriage difficulties as Clarence Thomas and tattoos go along with Philly and fights. We also cover dress code, shaving, bail and an anti-Semite joins us. Breaking horse news just dropped.