Bazinga Boys

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Vorn's in a bit of a pickle, and by pickle I mean jail. Which is really unfair because Rob is the one bombing harder than a terrorist in this episode. Audionips is on the case while the boys don't really seem to care - probably cause they're too busy talking about full house. Why are they talking about full house? I don't know. Tune in to find out... oR DON'T!

Oh boy! As Motley Crue famously sung, this episode is about “boys, boys, boys” oh wait I’m getting Michael Jackson and Motley Crue mixed up again. I ALWAYS do that. The episode is actually about deception, so again it is like Michael Jackson. Speaking of creepy art, Pete brings some in and watching the Louvre, coz Mona Lisa has a new rival in town and it has a lot of penises on it. Rob deceives a little boy [Michael Jackson reference here] and Vorn says nothing untoward and goes in depth behind the meaning of his tattoos.

Get out of that Non-Fiction area of the local library! because it’s time for TRUE CRIME. Yes we’re selling out to get those sweet sweet divorcee women download numbers by talking about the only thing anyone cares about in podcasting - cunz getting murdered. We delve into the seedy underbelly of Big Bang Theory with special guest and seedy underboob AudioNips! Vorn unveils our brand new art by @BeckenerArt and also has his worst pronunciation of “theory yet. Speaking of crimes; Pete makes a joke that gets Vorn right in the pedo bone - and Rob makes the episode actually sound like something someone would listen to, surely he did something illegal to make it sound so good… probably killed a baby.

New season, new us… (again). Much like Charlie Sheen we’re gettin POSITIVE! (Again) Instead of tiger blood being in us though it’s just HIV positive blood. #WINNING! But not winning as much as YOU the listener! Because who needs laughing gas when you’ve got Vorn’s crazy dental adventures where his teeth are getting drilled harder than the animals! Pete gets stoned again and Rob gets ready for his stand up set where he is going to bomb harder than a really enthusiastic movie theatre worker working at the choc bomb station.

UH OH ROBERTIO! Rob’s done a truly exceptional job of editing episode 41 - but what’s even more exceptional than that is that he left it on the other side of the fucking world. So to fill the gap we’ve attempted to do a dramatic reenactment with his identical twin brother HARRY! The best bit about is that Rob has no idea that we’ve done this. Remember the episode is a reenactment but the consequences ARE REAL. Good on you Rob you forgetful fool.

Is it ya mama’s cooking themed episode? Because it’s the end of season(ing). Yes that’s right, the finale of season 2 and your mum doesn’t season her cooking very well. As we look back on the season, something from our past comes back to haunt us… I guess all those “business trips” to Thailand left a paper trail. Then we end the season with a special segment directed by M Night Shyamalan and it is revealed that one of us is a dead people. Who will it be? Only way to find out is to listen or be giant man-baby named Hayley Joel Osment.

Star Wars amirite?! Ha ha! As we all know the best punchlines come from just referencing something in geek culture. So we created the Reference-o-matic 3420 beta to shove in as many non-sequitur references as possible to get those belly laughs going. Rob is throwing poo puns at the fan to cause as much of a mess as possible. Also Pete and Vorn try to settle for a battle that has been going on as long as time; E.T. The Extra Terristical vs. ISIS.

Filling in the void that Zoo Magazine left we are now pandering to horny teen boys with our SEXIEST episode yet! So straddle that speaker in your parents living room, get your favourite plastic container of dip and get ready to hear the sexiest voices $10 can buy. Also we get WET with a wet t-shirt contest and share a sexy story from a listener that is sure leave you saying “That was erotic” So lube up, sniff some amyl and get ready to get penetrated by the sharpest thing known to man - Vorn’s shrill voice.

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend? Well Rob has done even worse and cheated on the podcast after getting wiki leaked by one of Vorn’s little birds. What’s even worse than cheating is not asking for consent, and seeing as this is a consent themed episode for some reason, if you’re a serial sexual abuser this one probably is going to make you face some hard truths. Pete has some comedic pictures to sell of penises. So remember, by downloading this podcast you consent that any physical or mental damage caused by us is not punishable by law.

Happy Valentines! Like a neglectful boyfriend we forgot and are late on valentines. But to make it up to you like a great boyfriend, we’re going to talk about Liam Neeson and if he’s racist. Is that the sound of a fire hydrant spilling out onto the street while kids come out to play under it on a hot summer’s day in New York City or is it just you getting cumly. Yes, Big Bang Theory’s writers messed up teaching us a new word in “comely” but not as much of a mistake as Rob not putting his headphones in and leaving himself to get roasted.

Pete puts in the hard yards this episode looking up twin brother porn as “research” for the episode. While Pete is furiously researching Rob is playing the board game “mousetrap!” but instead of a mouse it’s Vorn, and instead of cheese it’s race bait. Rob will have to be careful though as Vorn is armed with not only a new weapon, but with a mountain of daddy issues. (Not just the monthly magazine featuring hot dads). Tune in to find out the HOTTEST new catchphrase to entertain everyone at your next church social event.

Imagine being on the worst public transport train with the most annoying people in the world, not only does that perfectly sum up the episode we watched this week, it’s also the ideal way to listen to our podcast because we’re only a tiny bit better than that experience. This week we find out Rob came into his sock (Hi Rob’s mum, thanks for listening to the podcast, sorry about your sticky wash loads) and Pete is very excited about our new merch idea. How excited is he? You’ll have to vote on our pole poll to find out.

Bazingos all let us rejoice, for we are in 3D. Yes that’s right! It’s first ever podcast in 3D! Take that James Cameron. Rob has a new aussie game-show called Joeycast which is the epitome of fair dinkum! Pete gets into investigative journalism and tries to dig dirt on Yahoo Seriously. Please send in your affidavits if you have been assaulted. And Vorn causes NSA employees to quit. So don your cellophane 3D glasses, make a vegemite sammich and get ready to listen to us pat ourselves on the back… IN 3D

Get hyped! It’s our most low energy episode to date! Vorn is so tired he seems to have replaced his negroni with a bag of marbles because he cannot pronounce anything. The good news is he went to “yawner brod- wa” to record the world premiere of “ROLLER REVIEWS”. Pete shows why Cards Against Humanity is the worst game ever and also gets horny over Penny because she wore a hat. It doesn’t take much ladies. Finally Rob is on the receiving end of an preemptive attack to something he didn’t even do, he was so asking for it tho.

We often look to the future when starting a new year - but just like Michael Crafter from “I killed the prom queen” our past has come back to haunt us. It turns out our actions have had a negative effect on others and somehow, somewhere, someone does not appreciate getting sent videos of us cumming on a bobble head. We go over Rob’s bad memory (including forgetting to ask his Dad about his penis) Pete gives some tips about how not to get bullied and Vorn does a bit that bombs. If you are feeling bullied by us and want to reach out for help, call the hotline on 1800 806 991

It’s Bazingsmas! And this our present to you! What did you get for us? Nothing? Great. Thanks for that. For our Bazingsmas we stick to Christmas tradition by opening presents, getting Christmas greetings and talking about proper technique when on the tennis court with a loved one. Bellissimo! Pete releases his inner Steve Bradbury with the most bullshit competition since the Balga Bull Manure Championships ‘98.

It’s the show that’s being called “The sexual predator of Podcasts”! Find out why while we fight wars simultaneously with two other podcasts. Pete plugs his new men's right activist show “Pete’s Big Red Pill”. Vorn again accidentally is extremely insensitive to someone with a impediment. Rob gets high with his girlfriend who he has lovingly called Sac-Girl. Speaking of teabagging, make sure to enjoy this show with a lovely cup of tea. It’s all on this week's episode of THE BAZINGA BOYS - “Now with women”!!!

This week we try to save Pete and have an intervention, will we get it right? No. No we don’t. We find that interventions aren’t as fun as they are in the movies It’s like a party where the one guy who can’t drink is getting pissed at everyone else for poking fun at him and drinking and having a great time. What a bummer. But you know what makes this episode go down a whole lot smoother? Roofie vodka.

Happy Latesgiving! We’re unorganised so decided to record a thanksgiving themed episode after actual Thanksgiving. And what better way to commemorate the holiday than Pete getting absolutely smashed on box wine. While Pete’s getting legless, Vorn is getting armless and we pray, give thanks, share special family photos and argue about who sniffs more. All the usual thanksgiving fare… except late. Please go annoy @lakembra for sticking his neck out for us

Every day we get letters asking “What would it be like if Sheldon was Australian and instead of a genius he was a derro bogan?” This week we answer the question as we introduce Aussie Sheldon: A snorting asshole. Pete dogs another punishment we have a board meeting discussing some exciting news and the metrics of the Bazinga Boys podcast - spoiler alert - It’s a net profit!

As he sat drunk in a laundromat watching Big Bang Theory on his phone, New York comedienne Asterios Kokkinos didn’t think his life could get any lower…. Then he became a guest on the “Bazinga Boys”™ Podcast. After promising to commit electoral fraud that he couldn’t possibly perform (aka lying) Vorn gets a guest way too big for the podcast. So big in fact rather doing a plug at the end he instead roasts how pathetic we are for three and a half minutes. We also play Bazingamily Feud. We’re sorry Asterios! RIP Bedo.

The Bazinga Boys have a very special guest from the distant future to talk all things Bazinga. It’s Colin from Full Metal Bazinga! Vorn ingratiates himself with Colin by complimenting his testicles. We talk about the degradation of the human face and flesh, Rob plays a voicemail he gets from Vorn. Are you in the US Military? Because if you like bombing, you’ll love our new segment “Pete’s Penalty Shootout” where Pete “The studio audience of Bazinga Boys” is host to a bunch of guys making poo poo and pee pee jokes. Stay tuned at the end to find out what Rob thought of doing but totally didn’t do.

WARNING: If you are prone to getting spooked this is NOT the episode for you! It’s our spookiest episode yet with a spook rating of 5! The BOOzinga Boys uncover a spooky Saudi flag! Pete gets put on the torture rack and punished :O and finally YOU get to be the spooked star of the story as we have created our very own “Choose your own spookventure!” Watch Pete and Rob get spooked silly in “The Curse of the Werefurry” then try it yourself at bazingaboys.com the number 1 website for spookventures in the world!

It’s the best debate in the universe! The only show where we argue three sides of an issue! It’s a bloodbath of words as we debate the hottest topic on everyone's lips - “Who is the best character in The Big Bang Theory?” Like bread baked today? If not, you’re luck because we go over some fan mail where we get called “stale.” we may have accidentally made a death threat to another podcast and we end on the biggest cliffhanger since Who Shot Mr. Burns. So what are you waiting for? Get your Bazinga Boys dental dam prepped and dive right in!

If you have small children of 10 years and under gather them around! It’s our first ever G Rated episode and if it’s even possible we make it TOO kid friendly! Inspired by our under age special guest Connor of “Gliding Biscuits” Youtube fame we keep it 100% safe for children’s delicate ears. Connor brings a new segment where everyone loses. We have a brand new musical character that is available to entertain at your children’s birthdays parties. We play spot the difference and show of one of Gliding Biscuit’s family friendly songs. Did I mention to make sure children listen to this episode? Do it and let us know how you go!

Don’t get stuck in a B-hole! It’s a rollercoaster to hell on our 20th episode - in which we’re going full 420. Imagine being stuck in a drug induced K-hole, but it being Bazinga themed... In the business we call that a B-hole and who’da thunk mixing mind altering substances and Big Bang Theory would have NEGATIVE consequences? Rob delivers his best bit ever, Vorn gets called a coward and Volcom haunts Pete for the rest of his short short life.

Ever done something to make some wonder why God has abandoned the human race? Well Bazinga Boys join Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady in destroying people’s faith. Pete puts his heart and soul into a performance and disappoints his Father. Rob gets cucked by his girlfriend giving him no excuse to not go to a live filming of Big Bang Theory. We have a competition for everyone with official bazinga boys merch on the line. And finally we make an attempt at a collaboration that will be the biggest collab since Freddie Mercury and David Bowie did blow for 24 hours and created a track with the sole purpose of setting Vanilla Ice up for life. Episode sponsored by Dettol’s new hand soap formula made in collaboration with Vorn! Now with 50% more Vorn!

Put on that smile and take those happy pills as we’re here to get positive for Season 2! After kinda maybe getting really depressed and negative by the end of the first season we decide to get back on the posi-train to happy-town and give Big Bang Theory a fresh start. Vorn gets a new hat. Rob and Pete receive presents to help with mazzing (one of the happiest things to do) and Pete blows our mind with some fun facts! Let us know if you like our ideas for our new line of merchandise and remember this positive quote: “Happiness comes in waves” (and so do I)

It’s the Season Finale and boy do we go out with a bang. Performing the death-defying stunt that is this podcast in front of a live audience of 5. Pete uses this opportunity to try and springboard a career as a hardcore frontman. Vorn tries to make friends with another podcast. Rob catfishes Nazis on Tinder and the show ends in a backfire so large, people in the neighbourhood thought there was gang violence going on and promptly sold their house. I know right? In THIS market?! A solid 8.7 podcast.

What the frick! Big bang theory has been announced there will be no more seasons! So we talk about it's death and how to celebrate the occasion. Vorn makes a masturbating telemarketers dream cum true by actually getting Mia Khalifa into an episode. Rob joins The Smith Street Band and records a bunch of songs. Pete... well Pete kinda just showed up. And actually a buttload more about this TV shoe.

This episode we discover why Rob is the least favourite Bazinga Boy as he opens the show abusing our guest! That's right we roped in Martin E Wills, Sci-Fi artist and "guy who is rapidly regretting agreeing to this" to endure and episode then endure us, in the end Martin decides to focus all his energy on a sammich. We get a great new sponsor on the program, Pete is the only one of the Bazingo Boyos who has the ability to keep away from incest and Vorn shows how much he knows about time travel and space.

With Toy's 'R' Us closing down it leaves only KoRn and VoRn as the only brands left using a kewl backwards R for their logo/marketing and with the gap in the toy market the Bazinga Boys are moving in hard. Pete is up in arms about Star Wars toys showing probably the most emotion he has shown in the series so far. ALSO! Are you into Amiibos or any type of figurine collecting? Well we have some hot tips on how to get the most out of your toys by playing with them in cool new ways! A Solar Panel telemarketer gives us the secret as to how to make this series good. Lastly Rob finally admits that this show is secretly a front to implant neo-Nazi principles into to the youth of today, Alex Jones watch out, we're the new conspiracy podcast on the block. Now buy our protein powder.

Are we out of content already and running repeats? Almost! But not yet! If you currently have head lice this is the episode for you because it's got so much nitpicking if you're not cured by the end of the episode we give you your money back! Rob makes probably the worst joke of yet in our whole series. Pete dies twice and Vorn mispronounces "seizure inducing" as "Caesar inducing" if that doesn't tempt you there's a bunch about heroin. So come shoot up with us! The Bazinga Boys!

I have set all the SEO tags for this episode for shelving so I get as many hits from little old ladies wondering about spice racks and burly dudes who are into DIY listening to 20 hardcore minutes about the art of inserting things where they do not belong. We discuss possible catch phrases the show could have come up with, ugly 5 year olds, chicken nuggets and Rob ends the episode with a really weird whimper.

The Bazinga Boys get together for the first time since episode one to drunkenly fumble through the worst recorded episode yet! But for what's lacking in audio quality is made up for in kissing each other through toilet paper in front of a live audience of 2 people. It's all as pathetic as it sounds but no where near as pathetic as The Big Bang Theory itself, and at least we they still have their dignity right..... right?

Pete makes a journey to Sydney to visit Vorn and go on some adventures and instead Vorn just embarrasses Pete in front of his friends and then gropes him in his sleep. We also touch on the important topics of safe sex, misogyny and of course the recent nazi reboot. Oh oh oh and we talk a bit about big bang theory, because you know... it's the point of the show.

Vid vid vid vid video gaaaames. This week Vorn explores the gaming world of Big Bang to find it as underwhelming as the show. While Rob and Pete play their own game of "can we cause a boner?" Also we help out some fans with some Bazinga-related relationship issues. It's big bag of bonerific fun in episode 9 of THE BAZINGO BOYOS

Rejoice! It's a yahtzee free episode! This week Pete regales us of tails about license plates, Rob doesn't know the phrase gangbusters and Vorn talks about how he woo'd a lady into watching big bang with him. This episode is really as fun as it sounds! Oh also all the bazingo boys are messed up this week in one way or another. What a treat.

We enter the s3x zone in episode 7, what's in there? Well pretty much just Rob getting bullied. Dawn has more adventures - this time on gumtree, Pete is outed as nihilist scum and Vorn is now using tinder to try and get someone to do his washing. Oh and we also find out there's Big Bang Theory erotic fan fiction. So get your lotion and tissues ready and take a step inside the stinky cave that is the s3x zone.

It's all-out war for episode 6. There's treachery, whispers through the shrubbery, deception and 3d chess being played. Speaking of war The Big Bang Theory treats Vorn like a 'make a wish' kid by making his Nazi fantasies come true. Pete decimates a creepy dude and listen to the very end to hear rob call a colon a "double dot"

It's a week of passion and sex, where we talk about tinder, how hot the bottom half of a face can be and digital love. This also marks the point where Pete and Rob start to distance themselves from Vorn which can only be seen as a good move if they want any hope of a future, especially as he uses this episode to try and claim that he's not racist while also talking extensively about Nazis. There's also some stuff about big bang theory somewhere in there.

A love is blossoming between Rob and the show as he becomes a valiant defender of The Big Bang Theory and reveals a deep dark big bang secret from his past. Vorn is on no sleep, and is going crazy with conspiracy theories and trying to fight people on twitter. Pete thinks that people don't know what a loom is. 

In Episode 3 Rob must take his punishment for losing the geography game. We find out that we're actually racist (Vorn's got South African blood so that's no big surprise) A new game segment called "Elliot or Leonard" is launched and we realise that we have at least 279 more weeks of this stupid show. Oh and we talk about Big Bang Theory. Please kill us.

Distance and drugs delayed the recording of the second episode but the Bazinga Boys are back on track and ready to fully invest in this stupid show. Episode 2 contains some input from The Big Bang Theory Reddit community, manipulative stipples and a geography game that is exactly as fun as it sounds.

Bazinga boys start their adventure with Episode 1 of The Big Bang Theory: "Pilot" The aim is to try and give this show a chance and not let preconceived notions colour our opinion of it. However it quickly devolves into lots of playing the blame game, interrupting and an unprovoked attack on a guy named Karl.