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You won't believe the stuff people found in a friend's car, and 44% of Americans don't have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best hamburgers in America, plus a man recently discovered his fiancé has serious tax troubles, and the wedding is just around the corner. The cops pulled over a woman who claims she doesn't have to follow the law because she is a sovereign citizen. When you have a serious water problem, do what the metro station did; call in the beavers. And finally, you can now buy an AI toilet that comes to you, but it's going to cost you. How can you not?

Today I give you a mother who overstepped her boundaries, and boy did she, plus a 37-year-old woman who posed as a 12-year-old for years, and if you want to make more money at your new job, stay silent during your interview. Louisiana gives us a story that has a gator in it; plus are grandparents being misused as a free babysitting service? Nasa is making clean drinking water out of human doo doo, and if you take Ozempic, watch out for your ears. How do you tell your spouse that they are fat, and how do you tell a friend they stink? It's all here, and it's free.

Details of cigar shop speaking event, plus what's the most unusual thing you've witnessed someone do on an airplane, and what is the #1 thing that flight attendants wish people would stop doing? A Florida man shows his neighbors too much of himself, and when did you realize that you are too old to party? Who is the cheapest person you know, and what makes them cheap, plus what are the strangest things that Uber riders have left behind. A woman found that the best place to dance is in the middle of the road after cops have pulled her over. I have the top 10 cheeses, and I'm not kidding, plus I give you another scam to avert when you are filling up with gas. My favorite story is of man who won over 5 million in the lottery and his parents demanded half of it. The party is just beginning, and you're not too old to join in!

A grocery shopper bought a bag of lettuce and found a live frog in the bag; also, did you choose the right person to marry? A lot of us didn't. Social media is as harmful as smoking plus, 90% of us are right handed, and science says they know why. A Chicago man stole a police car while the cops watched, and some athletes say no to Gatorade and yes to pickle juice. A man is suing Carnival cruise lines because he says the deck was too hot, plus, what's the creepiest thing a woman ever said to you? And a dog accidentally fired a shot gun and hit a woman in the arm. Pretty good aim if you ask me. We've got a seat for you!

A Michigan woman shop lifted a bottle of wine, and take a guess where she hid it. Self-driving Waymo cars have been showing up in one particular neighborhood, and residents are pissed, plus, have you heard of Ozempic personality? It's a real thing. You won't believe what a food delivery guy did, and I think it's illegal, and apparently, moms are sick and tired and they want a food divorce. A semi-trailer truck was hauling 25 million bees; do I need to say more? And this may sound strange, but pot can help you lose weight. When is it considered rude to have your wedding, and what's something most people find attractive, but you don't?! Listen in to find out.

A mom's teenage son has refused to shower, and the stench is tough to be around. What is a tell-tale sign a marriage isn't going to make it, and have you ever heard of a cosmetic cauliflower ear? Guys are getting surgery to have that look. A man faked being blind for years and received VA benefits; guess where he is. Plus power walking washes your brain. Is Chipotle skimping on your order, plus a McDonalds employee was caught putting fries in her mouth, then putting them back in the serving box; and surprisingly, she no longer works there. Welcome in!

What would you do if a $1200 drone landed in your backyard? Clearly, you would set it on fire. I give you the latest on the hantavirus, and did you know chimps can predict the weather? Two pilots have been grounded because they were drawing penises in the sky. Real estate prices are coming down, and a man is in jail because he tried to claim ownership of a boat in honor of Donald Trump. It appears you can't smoke pot in your home anymore if you live next to this woman, and you won't believe what they found in the throat of a Chinese dude.

A cop car raced a civilian while on duty, and he's in trouble? We celebrate our moms today, and what's the weirdest thing you witnessed someone eat? A cat got stuck in a recliner chair because he didn't want to go to the vet, plus another idiot stole a fire truck, so guess where he is. A teenager was caught licking straws and putting them back in the straw dispenser because he thought it was funny for his social media; he's facing jail time. And a dude went all in to collect his deceased sister's inheritance, and what he did is insane. Join in!

Who wants to buy the Scarface mansion? It's available. Did you hear the one about the gator who checks in at the bank? Plus, ghosting shitty friends is all the rage. Las Vegas is saying goodbye to an old friend, and I give you the ultimate way to spoil your dog. I pose the question, what is your most irrational fear, and beware of pump switching, which is a real thing. I give you the case of the curious cabinets, and then I wrap it up with the top five worst songs by actors.

Want to sleep better? Put your phone away; way away. Did you hear? Coachella was making people sick with $25 dollar slices of pizza, and driving a Toyota Supra does not give you permission to go 123 mph. A woman was accidentally paid $20,000 by mistake, and she tried to keep it. Wanna start your day off right? Take a walk first thing in the morning, plus a woman trashed a Subway restaurant because they didn't put peppers on her sandwich. How did you accidentally discover your spouse was cheating on you? And guess where people at Coachella chose to do the nasty. A woman couldn't get in touch with her grandmother so she called the police, and you'll never guess what the grandmother was doing. How many times should you use your towel before grabbing a fresh one? And a giant chunk of ice came crashing through a family's roof. What would you do? All will be revealed, so jump in!

Today I give you the top 10 worst songs by actors, and winning a 167 million in the lottery won't save you from being a pig. A guy was shot by his own dog, and the cops don't seem to buy it, plus a guy stole a 30-ton excavator which took him straight to jail. If all humans disappeared from the earth, which animal species would rule, and rage booking is all the rage. She tried to pull one over on the government and it didn't work, plus what's something no one can change your opinion about. How do you feel when someone says you look great for your age, plus do you have tech neck? We're hitting the hard stuff this week.

A female sheriff deputy has resigned because she was selling foot fetish porn online, and what is something you tried once and will never do again? What is the perfect fast-food meal, plus, is being filthy rich morally wrong? Are you a conversation narcissist, and many cities that young people visit during spring break have had it up to here, and they're saying, “don't come here.” Are engagement rings worth it, plus how would you like to sleep in a bed while flying, because now you can. And like most of us, a 15-year-old kid stole a city bus and picked up his girlfriend from school. This and more are yours with the touch of a finger; or “fanger” as they say in the south; not judging!

Syrup and the 10 freeway don't go together; that has now been proven. Remember the Galaxy trifold phone? No one else does either, and here's some good advice, do not offer a cash tip to a judge, especially when the money is counterfeit. Have you ever tried goat yoga? No, then how about snake yoga? And if you have a cat, make sure you know where your hair ties are at all times. If you enjoy listening to your devices without headphones on air flights, then you shouldn't fly United, plus fast-food chains have been ranked, and I have the results. Do you take medication for irritable bowel syndrome? Then don't let the cops see it, and a guy stole someone's septic tank; which begs the question, why would anyone do that? It's your lucky day, the federal government is about to release secret files about aliens, and what's the dumbest way you have been injured. It's hard to believe, but I have all these answers.

A woman freaks out when she discovers how many women her boyfriend had slept with, and would you like to improve your sleep? Stop scrolling on social media hours before bed. A guy smashes into a parked cop car because he was watching Youtube on his phone, plus what are the greatest moments in your life? I'll give you other people's top 10. Would you buy a house that doesn't come with a bedroom? As a population, we've apparently had it with tipping; I know I have. When you travel, which item do you think has the most germs, and a woman was found in a stranger's home wearing no pants and eating fruity pebbles. Did you know annoying people in your life are aging you? I give you the top 5 happiest cities in the US, and least happy. People stealing from hotels is rampant, and a man went to the hospital because he woke up and discovered he was completely blue. There is a major breakthrough for people with OCD, and a major movie prop is up for auction. Alrighty then! What's the dumbest way you've injured yourself? Plus, a man sued a Mexican restaurant because the salsa was too spicy. We're waiting for you!

Breakfast at Denny's apparently comes with an unwanted side of sausage, and what wedding moment screamed the couple isn't going to last? Plus, the cost of owning a car is exploding, and golf cart crashes are rampant in Florida. Did you know camels have beauty pageants? And camels cheating is rampant. If you want a clean airline seat, you're going to have to pay for it. Hey guys, there's a new thing called Baldmaxx, and some men are loving it, plus Cracker Barrel has seen better days and they clearly don't know how to fix it. Ladies, what's the one thing you wish guys would stop doing, plus, I give you the best and worst states for women. Britney Spears has seen better days, and her family is worried, plus have you heard of the friendship shelf theory? It's stupid and so is this show.

Would you drink water from your toilet bowl? Many people are lining up to do exactly that. I give you the most annoying traits of a backseat driver, and a naked man stole an ambulance and there was a patient on the gurney in the back, who wasn't naked. Fan voting is under way for the rock and roll hall of fame and I give you the top 5 so far, and details on a delivery robot who goes rogue and tears up parts of a neighborhood. A guy won the lottery using the birthday numbers from members of his family, and those family members want him to share the money with them, and he said nope. What's something you judged people for until it happened to you, and some women are cleaning their panties in the coffee makers in hotel rooms, and yes, you heard that right. What's a decision you made in ten seconds that changed your life, plus a man burned his house down trying to kill spiders, which certainly did the job. And lastly, a woman has reappeared after going missing for 24 years, and she doesn't want anything to do with her family. Ah yes, it's great to be alive.

A woman is in jail because she beaned her husband with a jar of pickles, along with a teacher who is in jail because she threw her shoe at a student, which I assume you're not supposed to do. Behold, the laundry folding robot, not to be outdone by the family cat who added something special to the pot of dinner soup. Five reasons to never live with a guy, yet they say we should go to bed at the same time as our spouse. It appears Viagra does a lot more than just make your penis hard, and in an unrelated story, Vegas is dying, and trying desperately to stay alive. I give you a new way to dine out, and it's illegal, plus a woman who was ghosted one too many times, and you might enjoy how she got her revenge. Bring on the flying car and the video gaming business is booming. Hey guys, how would you like to be a lot taller? It's going to cost you, plus driverless trucks are here, whether you like it or not. What made you walk out on a date, and is Reese's Cups going cheap with ingredients? Plus, your grip can tell you how long you will live. I give you all this information, and it's free.

The top 5 Valentines gifts that women didn't want to receive, and scientists are warning not to have sex in space, so don't. Have you ever texted someone while having sex? Well college students are, and do you and your spouse engage in temperature wars? I'll explain that. What's something everybody romanticizes, but in truth is terrible, and which country celebrates the fact that their women have the biggest breasts? A woman was trapped in a car wash for over an hour, and have you ever heard of the new sport called body slamming? You won't believe it. They found a massive fatberg in Australia, so you'll have to listen to find out what a fatberg is. I give you the top 5 greatest cover songs, and I give you a Japanese baseball star is about to sign with the Chicago White Sox, but he's demanding a bidet in the locker room. Which cities in the US are labeled as inauthentic, and just note, if the toilet don't flush, the plane don't fly. Be warned, you may have trouble learning what a Wisconsin woman was arrested for. She even had her pants down, and it still wasn't hot, like at all.

A Massachusetts man got rid of the snow on his roof with a blowtorch; things didn't go well. Keeping financial secrets inside a marriage is as bad as physical cheating, and if you live in France, you no longer have to have sex with your spouse, and that's a law. A dude wanted to lose 200 pounds, so he locked himself inside his bedroom for a year, and we've just discovered, it's a bad idea to crack your neck with your hand, and I mean really bad. The top 10 greatest guitarists of all time have been named, and some of you won't like it. I'll show you how much we love our dogs, and you can now declutter your home using the 20 20 rule. The crazy shit rich people do to entertain themselves, and a man is in jail because he threw a ketchup packet at a guy. An airline passenger stripped down to his underwear mid-flight and demanded they let him off the plane. Apparently, Long distance relationships are all the rage, and bingo is back in a big way, plus it's another Saturday night, so guess what they found inside a guy's butt. It's a blast!

A Florida teen attacked his mother with a pork chop, plus I give you the top 5 most hated teams in sports. Most everything you need to know about the Super Bowl and Americans are fatter than we have ever been in our history; how great is that? We will all learn what “house hushing” is, plus a man drove his car for several miles, all while his car was literally on fire. Apparently, Armageddon has never been closer, and Chucky Cheese takes a plea deal. What's a normal thing for most people that secretly freaks you out, and you won't believe what a kid shoved up his nose. A Florida man had sex with his vacuum cleaner in full view of other people! So, what else is new? Hop aboard.

There was a food fight on an airplane, and shit got ugly. A lady is dating identical twins and they're living together. Have you burped your home yet? I'll explain that. We have the top 5 most promiscuous countries, and the US ain’t one of them. How much are SuperBowl tickets, and you'll be surprised to hear that most of us live in a world of sticky notes. I know I do. In the event that you're into it, I give you the strongest beer ever. Would you climb inside a remote-controlled rental car? I give you scientific breaking news, cows are learning how to use tools. There's a rabbit hopping in cars with people just because he wants to, and a coyote swam all the way to Alcatraz… we don't know why. What's the dumbest house rule you and your spouse made, plus, what are the top trending hobbies currently? We sample a brand-new Def Leppard song, plus, a woman has been forced by the courts to apologize to her cheating husband and she doesn't seem pleased. I give you the fun fact of the day. Truth is, you have nothing better to do, so hop on board.

A flock of sheep invade a grocery store looking for acorns, like most of us do, and speaking of critters, squirrels can always find their nuts, and I'll let that statement speak for itself. A woman was stopped for speeding at 3am and she was completely butt-ass naked, plus, a man tried to rob a grocery store and HE was also completely naked; and those two stories are unrelated. What NFL fans are the drunkest at games, and is drinking wine good for you? Which US states are the most people moving away from, and where are they going? A woman set fire to her boyfriend's clothes in her fireplace and burned down 13 apartments in the process, which is never good. Working out can become an addiction, and it's another story of a guy who woke up from surgery speaking perfect Spanish, and he doesn't speak Spanish. All fun stories of our goofy, yet interesting world.

Expensive weddings aren't worth it; many of them end in divorce. If you're going to cheat on your spouse, don't go to a restaurant where they have surveillance cameras…DUH! A fortune teller couldn't foresee his own arrest, and space junk is causing us problems in more ways than you know. Your thinking of plastic surgery? Guess where the filler they use comes from? You want to test the strength of your new relationship? Take a week-long trip together; it will show you things you will wish you hadn't seen. The top 5 careers that will age you, and what is something you slowly stop caring about as you get older? Scrolling on your phone has become a bad habit, and we've got ways to help you ease back on that. A real live mermaid is now in jail thank God, and beware of the mail man, but you knew that.

Next time you see a piggy bank at a Goodwill store, buy it! Tara Reid's claim that someone spiked her drink doesn't make any sense. Pickleball has taken over America, and I give you the unhappiest workers in the country and where they live. What jobs are harder than most people think, and details on the latest concept is that a college degree simply isn't worth the money or the time. An 86-year-old man got a ticket for spitting, plus the latest in airlines is they are thinking of putting seats in the wings of the plane, and I'm not kidding. If you steal a car and then abandon it, make sure to get all your shit out of it before you leave it. A man paid crazy money for the Ohtani home run ball, and a guy was sitting in the waiting area to board his plane when he caught on fire. A company was sending out end of the year bonuses when they accidentally sent one employee a check for $87,000 dollars, and the employee refuses to give it back. We share a list of all the items that were pulled out of people's asses in 2025, which is a great way to END things. See what I did there? We take a look at what the year ahead of us might bring, plus a good round of songs I'm embarrassed to admit that I love, and we take a quick look at wildcard weekend. Don't judge…I'm old!

Along with the usual Christmas show shenanigans, I also give you the top 5 movies of the year, and Time magazine has chosen the 2025 person of the year, and it's not me. There's a new piece of Star Wars memorabilia that sold for a record 3.875 million, and a woman gives birth in a driverless car. How many days should a guest stay in your house during the holidays before the place starts to smell, and we deal with Christmas songs that are controversial. An only fans lady may go to jail for having sex with most anyone in her bang bus, plus TSA announces you will be charged a fine if you don't have the real ID. There is a new number one name for boys in America, and after this next story, you'll think twice about ordering food delivered to your home. And we wrap up the year with a story you won't believe, and it has to do with a woman's ear. It's time for me to tickle your mistletoe!

Parents are opting out of taking their kids to see Santa, and what's up with Tara Reid? A California man discovered that a bear was living under his kitchen, and it wasn't a rent share situation. I give you the best places to have a white Christmas, and one mother is charging each family member for their Christmas dinner, and I don't think that announcement landed well. A raccoon now knows what a hangover is all about, and Christmas in New York isn't all it's cracked up to be. Christmas bonuses are a thing of the past and you never know where your food has been when you order it delivered to your home. These women on only fans will do most anything for their paying customers, including going to jail. It's so festive in here you can almost feel it, so let's do it. NO, not that!

We move closer to Christmas with a good December show to get you in the mood. For example, a guy was arrested for showing his naughty bits to oncoming traffic. What are women thinking about while having sex? Turns out it's not me. I give you a surefire way to improve your dating life, guaranteed! You may have heard, people find snakes in their bedroom quite often, but not one this big. Tips on how to survive traveling with your kids during the holidays, and things not to do while flying during the holidays. Apparently, we’re not supposed to forget the butter when holiday cooking, yet folks are reporting they're spending much less for the holidays. Have you ever stolen anything from a hotel room? Plus, everything you need to know in order to survive your holiday hangover. Men are drifting away from dating all together, and I'll tell you why. This may cause you concern because Robo taxies are on the freeways now. Plus, I give you the mother of all scams… literally! I'm inviting you to start your holidays with me, so let's bring in December together.

Astronauts will soon be eating food made from their own urine, and I'm not kidding. Bob Ross original paintings have sold for big money, and good news if you're bald, someone thinks they've figured it out. Have you tried the Scandinavian sleep method? Me either, but it seems to make sense. Why are there kangaroos in the road, and how did they get there. Have you ever cried at work? You may be surprised how many have. You ever been pissed off at the supermarket? Hopefully you didn't do what this person did. Elton John threw another bitch fit in front of everybody back stage at a show, and is a forehead kiss the sign of a breakup? A woman was driving 107 mph because she had to get to the pizza place before they closed. It's hard to believe what a guy will do to get out of going to the mall with his wife, but I support him. Plus, I give you tips on how to survive Thanksgiving. Join us and gobble it up.

It's not against the law to throw a sandwich at someone, judge said, and some people are spending hours in their shower but experts are saying you shouldn't do that. We venture into the world of Cool Stories In Music, and what is a rule society follows that makes no sense to you? And allow me to introduce you to the world's longest married couple. Tom Brady had his long-lost favorite dog cloned by a company that he himself owns. Is that legal? I give you the top eight favorite sandwiches and that should make your day, plus, what's something you wish your partner would do without you asking them to? Here's a shocker; cash money is close to coming to an end. The divorce rate is at its all-time lowest and so is getting married. And my favorite, a superior court judge took a piss outside in full view of the public, and that judge is a female! The world can be a beautiful place.

A guy stood up a date so she set his house on fire, and a naked guy ran through Walmart and yes drugs were involved. How odd. Your local movie theater has never been in this bad of shape, and guess which city has the most rats? It ain't New York. A Florida teacher showed up to class high on cocaine and it got worse from there, plus if you marry on a holiday, your marriage is cursed. Shit got weird at an Illinois McDonalds and gun play was involved, and even worse, a guy willingly paid alimony for his cats, and he was fine with it. A guy was eating a bag of Doritos and the cops were alerted, and that's not a joke, plus a guy destroyed eighty pumpkins for no reason and yes, it was in Florida. 70-year-old Kelsey Grammer just had his 8th kid with his 4th wife, plus Kim Kardashian thinks the moon landing was a hoax. Cows apparently love jazz music and give more milk and finally, 21 monkeys are on the loose, so beware! Its amazing how shit gets stranger every week. How can that be?

Today, the scary is everywhere! A man threw his own funeral and he wasn't dead, plus a blind man in Italy received state benefits for 50 years, problem for him is that he wasn't actually blind. A restaurant in Washington has a strict no phones policy, and people are loving it. Something appears to be up with Britney Spears and it doesn't seem good. Francis Ford Coppola is broke, as in no money, and AI could soon be assisting NFL refs. Early to bed and early to rise isn't necessarily a good thing, and as odd as it may sound, people are being warned they shouldn't lick the toads. Three women were arrested because their underwear had $650,000 worth of gold in them, and Valentine's Day is not the loneliest day of the year for singles; Halloween is! Today is our Halloween Spooktacular and it's a complete waste of your time. That I promise.

Cops brought an end to one man's violence by serving him Dairy Queen, and celebrities are up in arms about a gas station dinosaur. Delivery people are stealing merch left and right, and Americans are feeling really good about marijuana. Nasa is planning to build livable quarters on the moon with material already found up there. What would you do if a workmate hugged you every time they see you? Heidi Klum has boob hair, and proud of it, and a gorilla slammed into a glass viewing wall and cracked it. What TV show never had a bad season, and young and old people are now renting homes together. I give you the latest on Halloween this season, and you'll be pleasantly surprised how a former stripper is now making a living. Hey, we all have to make a living some way! Hop aboard.

The best man at a wedding was never told he shouldn't shoot anyone, and be careful of chat GPT; it apparently remembers what you talk about. What's a skill everybody should learn, and how much do you think you need to retire? You may be shocked. Would you like to skip heavy traffic? Can you say flying taxis? A cow showed up in the median of a busy freeway, and no one can figure out how he got there. People are no longer hooking up for sexy romps, and the reason is a clear sign of the times. The color of your car may be attracting birds to take a dump on it, plus learn how not to decorate your house for Halloween. Scientists have woken something up that's been sleeping for forty thousand years. That doesn't seem like the best idea, does it? Plus, an alligator walked into a bar, and yes, it was in Florida. We're clearly busy today, so let's get started.

The world's largest great white shark breezed past swimmers in North Carolina, and a couple decides to divorce because their dog and cat couldn't get along. I can clearly see that! JK Rowling is pissed off at Emma Watson, and lets her have it on social media, plus a guy was arrested doing 107 mph because he had to get to his barber appointment, which makes complete sense. You want to sell your fingernail clippings? Because China is buying, and I'm all in. Americans are cooling it on college saying it's a waste of time and money, and Halloween is in trouble because Americans are saying it's too expensive. I say pick one. And what are the best candies to hand out on Halloween? PETA is calling for a teacher to resign because of what she did to a new born kitten in front of her class, and that one is hard to hear. Florida comes through in a big way with a guy who presents a live alligator in court as his attorney. The crazies are clearly here, and that includes me.

Lots of good crap today. Example; A school administrator stole an ATM machine without his wife's permission, and a mere skateboard sold at auction for millions. Cool Stories In Music pulls back the layers of Levi Stubbs career, and what would happen if you drove a tiny Barbie car in real traffic while drunk? This dude found out. The five activities that are banned in space, and a wannabe bride does a stupid thing, or did she? Marjorie is the latest hot craze name for your newborn child, and there's a reason, plus I give you the top 10 one hit wonders. She did something because she thought it was really sweet. He didn't! An Ohio school teacher was fired because he stole 14 lawnmowers, and you can now purchase the actual house from the Conjuring. Anybody? Push play so the haunting can begin!

A woman sued and won because her work mate kept rolling her eyes at her, and the new iPhone 17 has a bit of a problem. A single Pokémon card just sold for millions, and people are dropping their subscriptions to streaming services in droves. Prenups in marriage are very popular now, and they say the high divorce rate is a myth, and I say bullshit! An arriving plane couldn't land because the traffic controller had fallen asleep, and what's something you secretly judge someone for? Thinking about a do-it-yourself home project with your spouse? Don't! What really stresses out most people at work? Hint, it's not the job, and how would you like to see commercials on your refrigerator every morning? Why would someone send a package containing a pair of woman's shoes to an island where only cows lived, and with that in mind; monkeys like to get drunk. Lastly, a car was pulled over and the woman in the car blamed the driving on her husband, but she was the only one in the car. Let's light this candle!

Ellen DeGeneres is being sued and I'm not sure anyone cares. A guy owed a cruise ship a ton of money from gambling losses, so he jumped ship. Ladies, what did you not know about men until you started living with one? Men are more loyal to their barbers than their wives, and the cost of raising kids is out of control. Some states are taking control of your thermostat, which is scary, and did you know some airline pilots take naps during flights? I'm not kidding, and guess what the number one day of the year on which the most people are born, and there is a good reason for it. The top 5 happiest states in the US and I give you the most expensive Lego set ever put on sale. I share an easy way to get rid of anxiety, and I saved the best for last; she didn't like her husband so she tried to kill him, twice. How can you not?

Guess what a Florida puppy store hired to attract customers? I give you the latest on Taylor Swift doing the Super Bowl, and are you a part of the foldable phone craze? More songs you're embarrassed to admit that you love, and out of all generations, guess which one is the unhappiest? A Florida guy got arrested simply because he wanted to smell a woman's feet, and what are scientists now saying about so-called astrologers? In what part of the country are the unhappiest couples found, and how would you feel if you were woken up in the middle of the night by a four-hundred-pound drunk guy who was completely naked and a stranger to you? And Darth Vader's original light saber has sold at auction for crazy money. Details on this and more are yours, today, on What You Do!

You'll never look at a cucumber the same way, and that's a promise! Apparently, the Cincinnati Bengals are super cheap on every possible level, and would you give your pet to a local zoo to be fed to the lions and tigers? This lady did. I give you the top 3 most stolen cars, and did you know that AOL and its dial up internet still exists? A Florida man threatened a landscaper with a twelve-inch knife while wearing a jester outfit, plus, is there anything you have aged out of? Walmart is doing a great thing for you if you own an EV car, and Americans are sick of tipping. Plus, the butt sniffer is back, so be careful if you live in Burbank. Let's light this candle.

What's a guy to do when an ex-lover totals his car because she's pissed at him? You got millions of dollars and want to live in luxury? Then I'll share the 5 most expensive zip codes in America. A new world record has been set for holding his breath, and a guy went to the doctor complaining of chest pain; you'll never guess what they found. Guess what broke into a family's home, and there were eight of them, plus I reveal the best time for you to go to bed. Discover what guys are now spending large amounts of money on, and it isn't legal in the US. And we wrap it up with a guy who has an uncontrollable fetish and he's in jail for it. Another day, another show. How can you not?

What's the most attractive hobby a man can have? A dog finds human body parts in the nearby woods and proudly brings them home. Apparently, the couple that gossips together stays together, and a Florida couple sells golden tickets at only $100 that secures your spot in heaven. The Labubu craze leads to jail for some very fine Americans, you might want to get in on the car auction craze but you'll need several million for that, and when a guy needs his phone, he seriously needs his phone. The top 5 most relaxing cities in the world and Chino isn't one of them. Plus, Starbucks says some people have gone too far, and wait till you hear about a female California mail carrier's side hustle. It's way too much to process on your own so let me help you with that. All you need to do is push play!

Dude scored 1.8 million playing slots… or did he? They had to scare off a pack of wolves, and you won't believe how they did it. AI may be watching you during your next hotel stay and proceed with care the next time you're in a brothel. A farmer gave away 650,000 because God told him to, and people in China are calming their nerves in a completely new way. A guy's sister fell off his motorcycle doing 60 mph and he didn't go back for her, top 5 cities for BBQ, and pray you never have rats like they found under a British family's home. Plus, we say goodbye to a friend. Most of these stories are complete bullshit, but it's kind of fun to listen to them.

Today we welcome in Noah Wyle for an extended chat about his HBO Max show, “The Pitt,” and I will have a much shorter chat with my granddaughter Onyx. A decent round of “Songs I Hate,” and what would you pay for an original Star Wars storm trooper helmet? A super pissed off woman takes her revenge on a car dealership who she says wronged her. Complete proof your dog loves you, and a naked man gets revenge in court for being naked. I'll explain that. What's the ideal bedtime, and the top 10 favorite pies, plus Bill Gates is selling his super yacht, so get out your piggy bank. How many friends do you think you need and what are things you don't miss about the 80s and 90s? Unless you got something better to do, join me.

Today, we travel back in time on Cool Stories in Music to meet the Wellingtons, and clearly, you're pumped. Half of all working people in the US don't take their paid vacation time; I'll tell you why for a dollar. Sports betting is surging to problematic levels, and that's not good. What happened on a dinner date that caused you to leave in the middle of it, plus the #1 thing not to do on an airplane. I have the top 10 unhealthiest fast-food restaurants, and what are you starting to like more as you get older? And to top it all off, Florida continues to prove themselves as the most entertaining state in all of the US. Every week they surprise us with a new level of vileness. Plus, by the time you push play, I will have thought of something else, so don't ignore me!

Pretty good show today considering the fact that I don't give a shit. What do most psychopaths say is their favorite color? Apparently super-fast internet is coming soon, and what is the best super hero movie of all time? What things are you starting to lose interest in, and something is apparently up with Pringles chips. A chunk of planet Mars just sold at auction. How much would you pay? And the question of the day; what would you be willing to do for a million dollars? Some of the answers may surprise you; they did for me. And a final word of warning; be careful the next time you're at Lowes, especially if you're looking at the sheds on display out in the parking lot. This and more are fully explained today in colorful detail. It's better than most of the shit you have planned.

John Hamm has been replaced as the voice of Mercedes Benz and take a guess by who. One of the biggest social media stars can't buy a place to live and wait until you hear why. A man stole 53 women's shoes but only for the right foot. What did someone do or say that caused you to never go out with them again? The top 5 best French fries in the world of burger joints and a California lady simply can't stop the Amazon packages from coming to her house. I give you What Year Is It, and I've seen Super Man, and I will review it. Don't leave me alone I here, join me.

What would you say if I told you they have developed a drone the size of a mosquito? Well, they have, and some folks are freaked out about it. Men are concerned because they are doing more housework than ever before. And while men are cleaning house, guess where moms like to go to get away from it all? Today's mainstream would rather scroll on their phones than have sex, and safety tip here; try not to put fireworks down your toilet if you can help it. We have fun with Alexa, a rousing round of Lynda's fun fact follies, and we remember Kevin Gilbert. Don't know him? Well, I think you'll like what you hear. Throw up the shutters and batten down the hatches, I'm going to share common pieces of life advice that are complete bullshit. So, if you don't listen, you won't hear it…so take that!

We celebrate this July holiday with a landscaper who throws a massive party in a huge mansion that isn't his? How about a seven-month cruise that takes you all the way around the world in luxury? Take a guess how much it costs! The question has been posed, “Is sex dead?” We head back to Florida because there's a gator in the pool, and he aint doing the backstroke. What do you think the single best restaurant is for the eleventh straight year? There was pirate booty found in a dead guy's bedroom wall. He had an entire secret room hidden behind a framed picture on the wall. We also give you ten 4 th of July fun facts, and we wrap it up with the single best weird and wacky story in our two-year history. I've got a firecracker for you! Guess where it is!

If it weren't for the criminally insane in the state of Florida, I wouldn't have a show. Today, we offer a twofer from that wonderful land of the lame. It's summer, which means lots of folks are flying, so we look into the sketchy world of a flight attendant who was found in the first-class lavatory of an airborne plane, completely naked, and dancing to music that wasn't on. One man thought he saw snakes on his plane and demanded the aircraft land immediately. And you can't say the word “bomb” on a plane and expect to get away with it. Don't worry, he didn't. An interesting fun fact about the octopus, a rousing round of “What Year is it” and maybe we shouldn't pee while in the shower; just a thought. The heat of summer has brought out the nutty, and I have every bit of it to share, so hop aboard.

First off, we celebrate the return of hotdog eating champion Joey Chestnut, plus another solid round of, “Songs I Hate.” What's an odd smell you secretly love but can't explain? Can you imagine a dog park where dogs aren't allowed to bark? I give you a firm example of the fact that crazy doesn't always know it's crazy, and being a self-confessed lover of fun facts, I have a nice one for you today. Our playground welcomes you, and your barking dog, so come on in.

Today we learn what dry begging is, and your next hotel stay might have service robots clean up your mess while you're in the room. Men are reporting more penis in their pants, all by taking a pill which is intended for a completely different reason. I give you the holy grail of baseball cards, and details of the all-new gold digger test, which the recipient didn't seem to appreciate. There is a two-million-dollar power ball winner but no one has showed up to claim it, and one of the creepiest weird and wacky stories we've had to date. Plus, Rocket Bob has knocked one out of the park, and it was social media that did the trick. All of that packed into one show? Crazy!