Cast In Wax

Congratulations! If you're reading this, you've lived through that horrible human/alien war! Thank goodness it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with all our hosts, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White! We ease back into what will (hopefully) be a regular schedule with a simple and straightforward podcast...jsut like we used to do! Hurrah! Featuring: The long-awaited return of Extra-History Now! dealing with an alternate outcome to the alien invasion! The eleventh episode of Kentwood, bringing about the final appearance of a recurring character in the Professors' lives! A recurrance of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History with a moral that makes our hosts feel guilty! All-new, one-shot radio play Anton and the Talking Potato in which a man, Anton, meets a talking potato! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a visit to the Homosexual Eighties! Plus: a quickie ukulele cover of The Ting Tings' song "Great DJ"! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and realities to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously, it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling through this past year...but still our diligent podcast hosts Frank Allen and Rory St. John are back to keep a record of what went on...and some radio serials! Featuring: A record of the suffering of mankind, as represented by Frank and Rory! The tenth episode of Kentwood, dealing with a sex-obsessed fantasist! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a massive change to the timeline...and the ommission of a main character! Another newly discovered installment of radio serial The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring a garden party! The return of Politalk with Wally Russman wherein Wally talks to callers about the realities of living under Alien rule! And...a suprise exclusive interview on a very special episode of Frank Allen Interviews! A quickie ukulele cover of Starship's song "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"! Hachi Machi! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and surrenders to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for a delay in the episodes in the history of the podcast. Thankfully, with the help of a scavenged car battery, Cast In Wax is back to help everyone in this troubled time! Featuring: Updates on the well being of all four hosts since everything went down--Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory--plus special guest Harry Wilson! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a too-close-for-comfort look at a post-catastrophic world...and maybe some hope? A belated holiday special from your friends at the Extraordinary Transmission Network, featuring a holiday @$$hole Watch! A newly discovered radio serial, possibly from the 1930s, called The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring cobbling! The ninth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into contact with the most dangerous game! In-depth discussions of oral hygeine! A few bits and bobs of listener mail! Excuse me! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and alien tales to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

What's this? It's the return of our good friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns to comment on this, the most productive period in the recent history of Cast In Wax! SO MUCH TO DISCUSS! Featuring: In depth commentary on the last six weeks worth of Cast In Wax episodes, including extensive clips thereof! The final Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan dies! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter changing the ownership of the newspaper our fourth-estate femme works for! The eighth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into unwilling contact with a science-fiction convention! A conspicuous absence of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History! The debut of a brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a look at a post-catastrophic world living in nuclear fallout! A quickie ukulele cover of NOFX's song "Thank God It's Monday"! Wait a minute! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and flashbacks to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues to persue his newfound legal occupation. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter bringing our fourth estate femme into the home of a lonely old lady with...unusual friends! The seventh episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into the unsavory world of pub trivia nights! Three new episodes of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History revealing more of the hidden world of the mole people from the ground! The penultimate Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan deals with the devil and makes first contact with alien life! Another enormous episode of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Mystery of Marie Roget to Sherlock Holmes! A quickie ukulele cover of The Darkness's song "Girlfriend"! Bonus behind the scenes commentary! Hoo-dee-hoo! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal briefs to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Ever since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony with the rich and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been asking...when will the St. Johns wind up in court with one suing the other? That time is now. Realizing the old man is not as terminally ill as he'd thought, he's suing Diogenes for fraud. This is their case, with the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco presiding. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, presented as evidence in the confusion of Suzie/Jean-Baptiste Sans Seriff embroglio! The sixth episode of Kentwood, this time hopefully speaking to the fact that while Frank Allen can read, he cannot read Etruscan! Four new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, proving that Rory St. John is an exceptional witness! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan may or may not prove that animals can be trained to be lawyers! A full blown Ukulele Is For Covers cover of the Andy Asylum mashup of Shaggy and The Cure, "It Wasn't Close To Me"! Picture this! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal appeals to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling, dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and diner dining...among other things. Featuring: Two new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring some fairly unprofessional editorializing! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets insulted and deals with lots of excrement! The fifth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing Doctor Sebago into contact with the spy writer who he loved, or at least liked well enough! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie goes on a girls night out to an eaterie with which we may just be familiar! The return of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Murders in the Rue Morgue to C. August Dupin! Twoquickie ukulele covers--first of Survivor's Eye of the Tiger, then of The Hives' Hate to Say I Told You So! Alright! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hitmen to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the show, THE PODCAST WOULD BE TRANSFORMED FOREVER. Seriously. What starts with a pleasant surprise visit becomes...big news. Featuring: Three new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring therapy, an irresistably attractive woman, and a faked death! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan learns that his ex-girlfriend is moving into his house! The fourth episode of Kentwood, this time featuring the two professors investigating a big box store! A surprise visit from someone who ahs been much discussed recently...and the return of Frank Allen Interviews in order to interrogate them! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie doesn't even get an assignment, so she tags along with Suzie! Plus: your very own listener mail, including an audio letter with some very startling information regarding an old friend of the show! A quickie ukulele cover of a classic television song. Hot dog! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cousins to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

One of the hazards of Jordan no longer putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case with this episode, as yesterday, Sunday, July 28th, Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony to Diogenes St. John in the eyes of New York state. Congratulations, Frank! Featuring: Three more episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the final tales of Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic! The return of The Diner, and its ongoing feud with the slightly taller diner next door...this time, involving a tree fort! The third episode of Kentwood, this time documenting the spywork and blackmail that led to the Professor getting a dog! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan successfully solicits a prostitute! An extra-sized, limousine-recorded episode of Frank Advice, featuring newlyweds Frank Allen and Diogenes St. John on the way to their Honeymoon! Special archival Scapie song recordings, and an all-new studio version of the Scapie classic "When Frank Allen Talks"! Plus: your very own listener mail! To make?! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hookworms to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

As Frank Allen continues to vacillate on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra vulgar returning theme song and a lot of discussion of the workings of sexual congress, this episode might not be the best for children, unless they have like...really cool parents. Featuring: Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic with a death wish! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie meets and greets with a MAN reporter! The second episode of new ongoing series, Kentwood, this time featuring Kentwood and Sabago goign under cover as a hippy an a pimp! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Jane attempts to seduce Nathan's father! All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One continues, featuring actual lawyer Matthew Roma and his client Frank Allen having an admissable conversation!! A quickie banjolele cover of Ingrid Michaelson's song "I'm Through"! All because of you! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal advice to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

A hundred-fifty-one episodes in and Jordan D. White decides to change up the format of the show a tiny bit, introducing a new in depth one-on-one conversation with a friend of the show, while still maintaining the wonderful host segementness of Frank Allen and Scape White. It's a new era! Join the fun! Featuring: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the continuing magical adventures of Bill! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan attempts to spy on his "lady" "love"! An all-new ongoing series, Kentwood, chronicling the life, adventures and mystery solving of the famed professor, Eldredge Kentwood. The seventh episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme goes with a boy to lovers' lane! All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One begins, featuring Lyn Nelson and Scape White making a list of eighteen types of food! A return of Ukulele is For Covers with Jordan covering Robin Thicke's hit song "Blurred Lines" on his ukulele! Everybody get up! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and CASK donations to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

That's right--Cast In Wax has been podcasting for Five Years! ...And two months. But now that Jordan D. White is back in the host chair, he's going to celebrate! Kind of. Well, he mentions it. With Scape White reduced to co-host status again, and Frank Allen heathy and hearty once more, one-hundred-fifty episode in, the show is as vital as it ever was! Featuring: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring bad marriages for a Czar and President ! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan drops acid and trips balls! A look into the life of Slam Jackson's brother Zap Jackson with The Other Side! The return of that bastion of eateries, The Diner, wherein a funeral comes for brunch and a death occurs! The sixth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme goes on a date with a familiar loudmouth! Two quickie ukulele covers--Weezer's song "Butterfly" and Fiona Apple's classic "Criminal"! I'm sorry! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and CASK donations to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

An archival government recording of the Senate Sub-Committee hearings on the RAID act, the Radical Action in Insect Destruction act, chaired by Senator Bob Applepie of Vermont and including Senator John Jacob Jingle of the South, and future Senator Smith-Smith of Nebraska 7 (formerly New York). Testafying before the committee is Jordan D. White, an editor from New York who was instrumental in the drafting of the bill. Evidence presented: EIGHT episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring oddly precient and relevant updates! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with torture expert, Dot Small! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan shows how useful he is in an emergency! The fifth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a civil war reenactment! A quickie ukulele cover of the Sesame Street song "Ladybug Picnic"! Twelve! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and condolences to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Oh...my...goodness...Scape White hosts this entire podcast ON HIS OWN. But why? Well, since Jordan D. White is in Washington DC pursuing the Radical Anti-Insect Dissemination bill, and Rory St. John is still no longer with us...what else could happen when Frank Allen takes ill? It's going to be a wild ride. In this episode: FOUR episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the Hemmingway, Mel Brooks, and a 2013 party! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with Hotel Detective Mandy Harpur! NO SERIALS! Stream of Scapie's consciousness! A quickie ukulele cover of the Beatles song "Another Girl"! An in-depth analysis of the Beatles lyrics! A bememorized bit of listener mail! Hello! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and Beatles to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Scapie continues to host the show with Frank Allen as his trusty sidekick...albeit a sidekick who actually keeps things on track and running smoothly. Jordan remains on his bug-abolission mission and Rory remains not far from the show's thoughts as again the topic of death weighs heavy on the podcast. In this episode: Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the Virgin Mary, Pluto, and John Adams on various quests! The fourth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a GIANT MONSTER ATTACK! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with President William Henry Harrison! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan feels the overwhelming urge to KILL! A quickie ukulele cover of the Harvey Danger song "Cream and Bastards Rise"! A nice sampling of listener mail! You can see it in their eyes! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and money to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Jordan has gone back to Washington DC, leaving the podcast in the capable jaws of Scape White and Frank Allen, who do this episode as something of a duo. The spectre of Rory's death still casts a shadow over the proceedings...but doesn't get that much respect, regardless. In this episode: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the TRUTH about the Purple Talking Indian! The third episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme is actually given an exciting assignment! The recently unearthed recordings of the Auditions for the Thorpsburg Follies, featuring many a familiar voice from Thorpsburg! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan finds learns about the Jewish faith! A quickie ukulele cover of Aimee Mann's song "Wise Up"! A hooking helping of listener mail! It's not going to stop! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hookworms to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

The podcast returns after the tragic death of one of its co-hosts, Mr. Rory St. John. In this episode, the hosts remaining alive (namely Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, and Scape White) pay tribute to their fallen comrade while commencing with the difficult job of moving on with their lives. It's not easy. In this episode: Four episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History...all of which were completed before Rory's death! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan finds himself a hostage while having...a change of mind! All-new series Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme finds herself looking into...an old guy! The second and final episode of Rory's Stories From Another World, in which Rory tells another version of The Picture of Dorian Grey to writer Oscar Wilde! Rememberances of Rory St. John, from his friends and colleagues, in the form of both listener mail and audio letters! Jordan performs a musical tribute in the form of a Ukulele is for Covers version of Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven! Our condolences! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cacti to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Just a short message from Jordan, still reeling from the death of one of the podcast's hosts after last episode. He puts out the call--if you've ever been a part of the show, send in your thoughts and/or memories of our lost friend to castinwax@gmail.com in either letter or audio-letter form for next episode.

Cast In Wax brings you a very special Christmas Eve episode, focusing on our very own Rory St. John. He's gone through a lot lately, all of which has brought him to this night...and three familiar sounding "ghosts". In this episode: A journey into the Christmases of Rory's life, past, present, and future! Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the Wright brothers and the KKK! A new Chirumbolo special, A Somewhat Christmas Yuletide, featuring characters from shows present and future! A very special secret episode of Frank Advice, featuring the leading expert in Extra-History, Carmichael Jean-Baptiste St. Seraph! A special Holiday Debate from the Extraordinary Transmission Network hosted and moderated by Wally Russman of Politalk! A cup of listener mail! The demo of Jordan's new Christmas song "Until It's Xmas"! Serious changes for one of the podcast's hosts! Humbug! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and humbuggery to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

The Christmas season draws near as the podcast continues under Scape's hostingship! Scape is set to enjoy the best Christmas of his life, while another of the co-hosts has a complete and utter meltdown and another tattles on the furry little host. As the last episode before the Christmas special, this may be the calm before the storm... In this episode: The previously unaired second episode of The Scape Debate, recorded in case Scape had won the Re-Cast In Wax competition...which he did not! Three episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring a host who barely is keeping it together! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan attempts to help someone other than himself! All-new series Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, following the exploits of Thorpsburg's pluckiest young fourth-estater! An extra-special Scapie produced episode of a CLASSIC Wax-Work serial! A hefty sack of listener mail! Two ukulele Christmas cover songs by Jordan! YAY! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and X-Mas wishes to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

A new era begins...an era in which Scape White once again is host of Cast In Wax! Joined by his loyal co-hosts, Frank Allen and Rory St. John, Scape fills in while Jordan is away making the nation safe from insects. In this extremely long episode, find out what lies in store! In this episode: The third episode of the exceedingly strange series, Octopus Set, this time introducing a character with the birth defect of omniscience! The third episode of the advice show Frank Advice, featuring Wally Russman joining Frank to answer the questions of anonymous internet users! Two episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring the horrors of Mister Freeze! The return of Lessons from the Life of Nathan Van Etten, back from Vermont with his new girlfriend at his side! A HUGE BARREL of listener mail! An all-new cover by Scape White of a classic song by Jefferson Starship! FREEZE! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and poop advice to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

In this post-Halloween, pre-Election episode, Rory goes through some troubles, Jordan makes a big announcement, Scapie gets an unexpected surprise, and Frank just sort of coasts along. It's a big one, folks. Don't forget to vote. For Obama. In this episode: The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Barney Cohen's Friday the 13th, the Final Chapter to musical enthusiast Madison Gayle! Just in time for the election, the return of Wally Russman and his political talk show, Politalk, this time addressing viloence and single parent homes! Four episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring some extreme bitterness! The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring nearly every foe Slam ever had the displeasure to face! A wide variety of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of Annie Lennox's classic, "Walking On Broken Glass"! SMASH! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and taunts to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

This is it--the final results for Re-Cast In Wax are in, and in this episode, you will learn once and for all who wins the Re-Cast In Wax reality show...and even hear the next episode of the winning series! Will it be The Scape Debate? Will it be Frank Advice? Or will it be Rory's Stories? It will be one of them--this I swear. In this episode: The final results of Re-Cast In Wax...which is an ASTOUNDING number of votes! The second episode of the winning series (whatever it may be) featuring an appearance by Dungeons and Dragons player, Martin Youngkill! The final episode of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop gets a sort of good news / bad news type deal! Three episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring the first supreme court! The third episode of series two of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring the world's greatest Slam Jackson impersonator! Trillions upon trillions of votes-worth of listener mail! A special message from the owner and operator of the Bronx Zooviet Socialist Republic. A fully produced Scape White improv song, Woe Is Me! WOE! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and VOTES queries to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

After a month accumulating votes for Re-Cast In Wax, the podcast returns and tallies up the votes so far! But don't worry--there is still time to send in your votes! Take a hand in the future of Cast In Wax and decide what segment will be continued and which will be cast aside! PLUS: a secret peek behind the curtain! In this episode: The ongoing return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop meets the new new new new warden...the toughest one yet! Four episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring the fastest spaceship of all time! The second episode of series two of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring the world's greatest Slam Jackson impersonator! Billions of votes-worth of listener mail! A listener submitted Karaoke version of Wax-Work Theme F! A plea for MORE VOTES for Re-Cast In Wax! Nothing else after that! NOTHING AT ALL! VOTE! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and VOTES queries to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

The third episode of Recast in Wax is here! This time, Patsy Kennedy is in the driver's seat, and you can guess his opinion vis-a-vis you and the believing of it! And with this episode, you'll have heard all the shows in the competition, and you'll find out how to bvote on your favorite! Let's make it happen! In this episode: The start of series three of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam Jackson suffering a fate he just suffered, but again! One episode of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the truth about finders and keepers! The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of Rory's Stories From Another World, in which Rory tells his guest, Tooth Janitor Harry Wilson, a version of Moby Dick...from another world! The ongoing return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop meets the new warden...who wants to make all the prisoner's dreams come true! A festering wad of listener mail! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of Wormstew's "Caesar"! No mention of Wax-Work Wiki, but, still...go work on it! VOTE! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and VOTES queries to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax continues! This time, Jordan turns the reigns of the episode over to Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Lyn Nelson, allowing her to question Frank, Rory, and Scape in their competition to decide who shall become wax-work next big podcast star! In this episode: Another extra-historical, alternate reality episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam Jackson on a date...with a WOMAN! The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of Frank Advice, a debate show in which Frank gives YOU advice along with Olympic Platinum Medalist Alicia Jensen! The ongoing return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop meets his lawyer and makes a first impression on her! One episode of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the conquering of the Americas! A heaving pride of listener mail! A quickie banjolele cover from Jordan of KISS's "God Gave Rock and Roll to You"! No mention of Wax-Work Wiki, but, still...go work on it! HAH! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and advice queries to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax begins! Frank, Rory, and Scape are pitted one against another in a competition to create the next hit segment for the podcast! In this, the first of three episodes, host Jordan D. White speaks with the competitors are they premiere their works one by one to become...the next star to be carved from the wax of the podcast. In this episode: An extra-historical, alternate reality episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring the titular detective breaking a world record and facing his nemesis! One episode of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the truth behind the end of World War II! The Re-Cast In Wax premiere of The Scape Debate, a debate show in which Scape takes on all comers in an all-out debate to the heart of the truth! The continual return of Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! in which Chop gets out of the hole in time for a rodeo! A delightful dollop of listener mail! A quickie banjolele cover from Jordan of The Good Natured's "Video Voyeur"! More discussion of the Wax-Work Wiki, which you should totally go add to right this second! 1, 2, 3! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and debates to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Four weeks since the last episode, the podcast returns with an all-new direction as Jordan gives gives his three co-hosts an assignment that will play out over the next three episodes. Scape, Frank, and Rory must compete to bring the newest regular feature to the podcast, and YOU get to decide what stays and what goes! In this episode: The announcement of Re-Cast in Wax, a mini-competitive reality show wherein Frank, Rory, and Scape produce new shows...based on each other's ideas! The conclusion of Slam Jackson: Adventurist!'s second season, in which Slam encounters a nemesis the likes of which he cannot even fathom! FOUR episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Russian time travel and illegal television funding! The righteous return of Chop Henderson in...Chop Henderson: Incarcerated! as the "hero" of the piece takes to life in prison! The dramatic conclusion of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which, believe it or not, the title of the miniseries comes true! A massive swath of listener mail! A quickie banjolele cover from Jordan of Prince's "Arms of Orion". The announcement of the Wax-Work Wiki, which you should go and start working on right now as we speak! JESUS! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and wikinotes to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

It's oppressively hot in New York City, but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With four serials, updates on the zoo project, and multiple ukulele songs, this is a jam-packed episode busting at the very seams with your very joy! In this episode: A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Scapie Section of the Show"! A visit from Doctor Michael "Doc Mike" Pembleton, updating all of us on progress at the Bronx Zooviet Socialist Republic! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam's narrator comes home with a drunk ladyfriend! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring children and aviatresses in peril! The fifth episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which many inconvenient truths are conveniently revealed! The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Martin Kitrosser and Carol Watson's Friday the 13th Part III to Lord Vanton Zest...in 3-D! The final episode of the first season of The Diner, in which a savage betrayal is perpetrated by one of the diner's workers! A sweaty pile of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of They Might Be Giants's classic, "Weep Day"! More pleaing for iTunes reviews! Go review us! WEEP! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and conditioned air to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

The gang is all here, with Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory all present for an informative lesson on Britain's loudest actor. Plus: 100 episodes after Frank Allen spits in the face of Cast In Wax, he finally makes good and apologizes for his behavior. You won't believe your ears. In this episode: A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Frank Jerk"! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with Slam and his narrating ally face the loudfest of all possible evils! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring an emperor, a queen, and a commie! The second installment of all-new, all-strange series Octopus Set, wherein Tom and Ed are arrested...but was it by the police? The fourth episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which Nathan is taken to the syrup factory of him dreams! A simmering stew of listener mail! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of Jonathan Coulton's "Not About You". Another plea for iTunes reviews! Go review us! Spill! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and spelling inquiries to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

A very special episode, donating all its profit to an organization Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts...in other words, the much talked about and recently growing epidemic of people eating lamps. No one knows how this tragedy began...but we're going to do whatever we can to help stop the horror. Please...don't eat lamps. In this episode: The return of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with Slam and his narrating ally on a super-secret stakeout! Two episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring dealing with Israel and prostate cancer! The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Ron Kurz and Phil Scuderi's Friday the 13th Part II to "Lyn Nelson"! The third episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which Nathan arrives in the titular state to find someone he knows already there! A bubbling brew of listener mail! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of NOFX's "You Drink, You Drive, You Spill". A plea for iTunes reviews! Go review us! Spill! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and housing requests to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Just a completely normal episode! Nothing special to hear here at all! All four hosts are present, as is special guest and zoo-runner, Doctor Mike Pembleton! And no, the host segment is not exceedingly short, why do you ask? I am not sure what you mean--it can't be the case, since the episode is still a normal length, right? So I don't know what you mean. In this episode: A special, noir-styled episode of The Diner! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring John Hodgman, Kermit the Frog, and Brad Majors! The much ballyhooed return of Frank Allen Interviews, with an exclusive interview with the infamous mister Frank Allen! The second episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which Nathan deals with loss! A nifty smattering of listener mail! A Scapie cover of the Grateful Dead's hit song, "A Touch of Grey"! NOTHING ELSE AT ALL! Nope, nothing else! We will get by! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and alternate spellings to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Two episodes ago, Cast in Wax listeners were shocked to learn the unthinkable...Jordan D. White had inherited the Bronx Zoo. Last episode, we learned that he had been neglecting those duties. No more. With the crack team of Dr. Mike Pembleton, Dr. June T. Loveberger, and Scape White, Jordan has a plan that will change the zoo forever. ALL THE ZOO PLANNING ACTION YOU CRAVE, and ALL IN THE CREATIVE CAST IN WAX CAUSATION! In this episode: The FIRST EPISODE of ALL-NEW serial, Octopus Set, in which two best friends try to tell the story like it is, but keep getting into trouble! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Miss Cleo, Richard Nixon, and Jerry Garcia! The LOOOONG awaited return of the fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Sean S. Cunningham's Friday the 13th to Jack the Stripper! The first episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which Nathan deals with loss! Pulse-pounding zoo operation debate, AS YOU LIKE IT! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of KISS' "God Gave Rock and Roll to You." I gotta tell ya! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and zoo thoughts to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

It's been a while, but finally, THEY'RE BACK. The original team supreme of Cast In Wax, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White are all back in one room to record the entire podcast, and they've brough a boatload of radio serials to while away the time! A NEW ERA of CAST IN WAX begins HERE! Sort of. Maybe? In this episode: An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adeventurist! in which Slam suffers the unforeseen consequences of his totally legitimate troubles! FIVE episodes of This Day in History and ONE of the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Marina Sirtis and the lost TNG episode! The long awaited return of the comedy series The Diner, in an episode which turns the fourth wall into set dressing! An new Lesson in the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan finds himself stricken by a cold, and then, by a more serious ailment! A tumultuous tirade of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of Ru Paul's classic, "Don't Be Jealous of My Boogie"! Turn it up! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tolerance to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Take a whirl on the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, the fan-made Cast In Wax fancast, A Cast of Whacks. Join host Steve Joseph and his panel of co-hosts, Hank Fallon, bruiser Percy, and pet rabbit Flee, as they discuss one of the most eventful episodes of Cast In Wax in ages. In this episode: ENORMOUS LIFE CHANGES in the lives of Frank Allen, Rory St. John, Scape White, and Jordan D. White! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adeventurist! featuring a special appearance by characters from another recent serial! FOUR episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Sarah Palin, Barbara Walters, and Lance Reddick! An new Lesson in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, in which Nathan finds himself stymied by things you would understand easily! An EPIC piece of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of Bauhaus's classic, "Bela Lugosi's Dead"! UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and fanfic to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

This week, Jordan, Frank, and Rory have a special guest in the personage of Dr. June T. Loveberger of the June T. Loveberger Charitable Trust! Animal Psychologist, Philanthropist, and girlfriend of Rory St. John, June joins the gang in discussing vegetarianism, animals, and mothers. In this episode: The finale of the epic mini-serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator!, resolving Chop and Slam's beef once and for now! Two episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Paris Hilton and Bruce Springsteen! The return of Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, in which Nathan finds himself in a local recruiting office for the US Army! A sizable stack of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a sinister version of Van Halen's morbid 80s classic, "Jump"! Who said that! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and lies to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

We return for the New Year with Frank and Rory both joining Jordan in the studio again, with one of them having made a major life change for the New Year. Plus, Jordan got a new instrument to become obsessed with! Oh, and Scape is still kidnapped. That's sad. In this episode: The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop successfully catches his nemesis in his trap! Two episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring presidential hopefuls! The all-new spinoff, Hellworld Jackson: Death Hound of the Underworld! in which the titular detective gets an imponderable case! A reasonable ream of listener mail! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of They Might Be Giants' "Brain Problem Situation." Wake up! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and bass tips to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

It's a Christmas episode, but Jordan is far from Merry. With Scape still kidnapped, he's having a lot of trouble getting into the spirit of the season. Thankfully, there is a boatload of amazing Cast In Wax Christmas material to help out, along with his trusty ukulele! That oughtta do the trick, eh? In this episode: The relatively recent A Very Yuletide Christmas special, crossing over Nathan Van Etten, Slam Jackson, and more! The classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug!" featuring Jack Chick's take on the classic Christmas story! Four episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring famous seasonal celebrities! The infamous Frank Allen Interview, in which Frank sets his sites on taking down Santa Claus! Possibly the best Christmas bit in Cast in Wax history, the Scapie Stories From a Cat in the Dark retelling of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"! A new holiday heap of listener mail! Numerous holiday ukulele covers, including songs by Band Aid, The Kinks, The Vandals, and traditional seasonal classics! Feed the world! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and consolation to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

With Scape still missing and presumed kidnapped, Jordan, Frank, and Rory get together for a quick podcast to take Jordan's minds off things. Little do they suspect that not one but TWO missing persons cases will be wrapped up within the minutes of the episode... In this episode: The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam attempts to buy a new pair of shoes! An episode of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with actor and King of England, James Stuart(...Stewart?)! The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop attempts to spring his revengination on Slam Jackson! A quick question of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover the Ass Ponys' song, "Mr. Superlove". That's me! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tips to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

After a few weeks of illness bouncing from co-host to co-host, the boys are back just in time to celebrate Thanksgiving together, with only one of our regulars too sick to speak. Unfortunately, what begins as a national holiday of thankfulness takes a turn for the sinister, and ends in tragedy. Listen, if you dare... In this episode: An all-new and all-different episode of the show @$$hole Watch...but maybe not the @$$hole Watch you're expecting! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam tries to pull the old switcheroo on his most annoying nemesis! Three episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History with celebrities Harry Wilson, Steve Titman, and Sharyl Casey! The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which Chop attempts to purchase some rope from a hardware store! An opulent oodle of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover medley of Rebecca Black's Friday combined with Amanda Palmer's Oasis! You know what it is! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and cat butt shots to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Yes, that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast, and those of you who missed the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery is back and bitinger than ever! Four hosts, three shows, two bits of extra-history, and a celebrity guest-appearance! All this and more inside! In this episode: The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam finds himself in quite a jam while avoiding a personal topic! An episodes of This Day in History and the all-new Celebrity Where Are They Now In History in which Thomas Edison tells us all about FDR's 3rd election! A special presentation of an episode of the 60s classic cartoon, Captain Webb: The Animated Series with an episode called "Spinning Wheels"! The continuation of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! in which he encounters some vampire hunters in an unusual location! A nice nattering of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of the Vandals' song "Fourteen"! BEEEEEP! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and interesting diagrams to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

After the SHOCKING events of last episode's trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's right, all four original hosts are back, and look to stay that way for the foreseeable future! So, is the reunion a happy one? You'll see inside... In this episode: The continuing exploration of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's return to the podcast! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a very personal fact about Slam is brought to light! Four episodes of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, and all themed for the Halloween holiday! Premier of new serial Chop Henderson: Adventurator! introducing the titular hero and his adverturational exploits! A mound of moving listener mail! A very special Scapie Stories / Pet Sounds presentation of the first movement of Scapie's thesis, The Call of Cthulhu, Part I: The Horror In Clay! F'tagn! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and newspaper clippings to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

This is it--the trial you've been waiting for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt Roma, and now Frank Allen and his attourney, Barrett Millay, Esquire, have been brought before the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco for justice...once and for all! In this episode: The TRIAL OF THE...PODCAST, in the form of Jordan D. White squaring off, legally, against Frank Allen! A sneaky bit of @$$hole Watch, addressing Frank Allen's alleged theivery! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam squares off against a troll (but not Miss Ida Know, who is NOT a troll)! An all-new episode of The Diner, in which there is a case of identity confusion and Jan-confusion! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the famous legal cast of O.J. Simpson! The legal limit of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Rub One Out" from the film, 2gether! Order! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal analysis to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances. In this episode: A special bonus song from Scape White, in the form of a fleshed-out version of his improvised Like Mother theme! The continuing return of @$$hole Watch, with news legal and pornographic! The ever-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam, the narrator and the nemesis all bring up many things! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the filming of a classic Redford/Newman film! The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan unappreciating the kaijuless arts! A second bonus episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring Slam getting the threat of more than an eyeful! An enormous esophagusful of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "One More Time" by Daft Punk! Celebrate! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and help to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

This week, Jordan takes some advice and brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are joined by Rory's former officer, Officer Tim D'Officer. Can he reign in Cast In Wax's ever-growing sphere of criminal influence? In this episode: The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, with news on Lyn Nelson's fortunes! The even-newest of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam deals with the incovenience of...his family! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the end of all beauracracy! The continuing Lessons in the Life of Nathan Van Etten, with Nathan wooing his lady-love, and being wooed by a lovely lady! A dense dollop of listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats! It's safe to dance! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hoodiehoo to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Jordan tries something entirely new and entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For an awe-inspired audience of some two to three people viewing over the internet, Jordan, Scape, and the Skyping Rory recorded LIVE in front of eyes! In this episode: The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this time featuing a special Lyn Nelson Interview revealing a grave miscarriage of justice! The second episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Nathan Van Ettan's past returns...with Ice Cream! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the inner-life of Squeaky Fromme! The final episode of season one of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, revealing the fate of Donnie and his lady-love! A huge whopper of YOUR listener mail! LIVE PHONECALLS from people listening to the show live! Bless you, bless you! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and blessings to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

After a two week absence caused by familial visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like being pulled, and Rory is still on Skype. Jordan has a scrumptious time with some candy, while Rory has his troubles and Scapie his responsibilities. In this episode: The continuous return of @$$hole Watch, this tim in which the hosts say nothing negative about Frank Allen whatsoever! The first episode of the second season of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which a mysterious woman from Slam's past returns...for blood! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the strange Shakespeare/Atahualpa/Frenchwoman gang! An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets whats coming to someone else! A goodly gob of YOUR listener mail! A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of I Give Up's song The Secret of My Success! I give up! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and presents to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the 100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn Nelson! The four celebrate a little Christmas in August, though perhaps without goodwill towards ALL men. In this episode: The highly necessary return of @$$hole Watch, with a full recording of the theme song, to discuss the backstabbing liar who used to be on the show! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the life, death, and afterlife of Richard Nixon! A special holiday special, A Very Yuletide Christmas, featuring most of the series we've currently been listening to! A fine sampling of YOUR listener mail! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of "Why is the Sky Blue?" by James Kochalka Superstar! Rrrrrrrrrrrrum pum! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and audio clips to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

This is it--the podcast you've been waiting for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus, we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings, and Jordan calls out Scapie for breaking one of the house rules. Things are happening, people! In this episode: An all-new Donnie Palombo's Clubhouse of Super Villainy in which Donnie comes clean with his super-heroine girlfriend! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the financial fate of Christopher Columbus! The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The Search For Frank, ending with us hearing from Frank Allen himself! A new installment of Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers as he presents his by-request cover of Taylor Swift's song Fifteen! AIIIIEEEE! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Hosting the show on his own--without hitting himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems to be getting worse, and Scapie proves himself to be as much of a bum as Jordan suspected. In this episode: A singing contest that you, yes, YOU can enter! An all-new Lesson From the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan enters a contest that no one else cares about! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning every historical figure ever, and fire! A surprise episode of everyone's favorite radio show designed only to talk about Frank Allen Fandom, Frankly Speaking! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of They Might Be Giants Oof! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and karaoke to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Jordan is back! Rory is back! Scapie is still here! Frank is still not here! THIS is the status of the hosts for this episode, the one-hundred-twelfth in a series of indefinitely open-endedness! But listen--for there is a special guest in this episode, Doctor Mike Pembleton, without whom Jordan would not be able to record this week. Give him thanks! In this episode: An all-new (to us) epsiode of The Diner, which is slightly less all-new than the previous one aired because it takes place before it! An episode of This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History concerning the duel you heard about in that Milk ad! Yet another episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist - The Search For Frank, this time taking Slam to the depressed land of Russia! Jordan doing a quickie ukulele cover of The Spice Girls! Be a little bit wiser! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and disbelief to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!