Podcasts about scapie stories

Watchmen Minute 115 - The Importance of Being Lawrence… or Lloyd Minute 115 starts with Big Figure asking how long he’s been in prison and ends with Big Figure calming Lawrence down. Guest: Jordan D. White from Marvel Comics and Sailor Business Check out Jordan’s ‘Watchmen’ centric episode of Scapie Stories.   Find us online: Twitter: https://twitter.com/WatchmenMinute Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/watchmenminute/ Website: http://watchmenminute.libsyn.com/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/watchmenminute Visit http://moviesbyminutes.com/ to find other ‘Movies by Minutes’ podcasts.   Travis Bow - https://twitter.com/thatTravisBow Eric Nash - https://twitter.com/luckymustard   Music: Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears Written by Roland Orzabal, Ian Stanley and Chris Hughes

TRIGGER WARNING! Matt and Brett and special guest Jordan D. White are diving into easily the heaviest comic book that’s ever been read on this show. Alan Moore and Jacen Burrows’ polarizing, controversial ode to H.P. Lovecraft is discussed, and things get serious. So, in all seriousness, here’s a legit trigger warning for sexual abuse and violence, because it’s impossible to discuss this heavy work of horror without addressing those topics head-on. Brett even read up on criticism of Neonomicon and Alan Moore’s general handling of sexual violence in his work. Here’s what he read, just in case you want more information and context. Basebenzi, On Alan Moore comicbookGRRRL, Comic Review: Neonomicon by Alan Moore and Jacen Burrows Gail Simone, SOMEONE ASKED… Rich Johnston, Rape, He Wrote Klint Finley, On Race and Sexual Violence in the Works of Alan Moore Tim Callahan, The Great Alan Moore Reread: Neonomicon Also… Ninja Turtle Update! Remember in episode #112 when Brett claimed that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show? Brett uploaded his old VHS recording to YouTube and you can watch it in its entirety right now! Jordan D. White is an editor for Marvel Comics, specifically the Deadpool titles. You can follow him on Twitter @cracksh0t and check out his own ode to Lovecraft, Scapie Stories, on his website, wax-work.com! You can purchase Neonomicon on Amazon or Comixology. Music: “We Exist” by Arcade Fire "Jordan D. White / Neonomicon #1-4 (2010-2011)" originally appeared at http://mattandbrettlovecomics.com/podcast/2014/neonomicon.html

Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues to persue his newfound legal occupation. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter bringing our fourth estate femme into the home of a lonely old lady with...unusual friends! The seventh episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into the unsavory world of pub trivia nights! Three new episodes of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History revealing more of the hidden world of the mole people from the ground! The penultimate Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan deals with the devil and makes first contact with alien life! Another enormous episode of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Mystery of Marie Roget to Sherlock Holmes! A quickie ukulele cover of The Darkness's song "Girlfriend"! Bonus behind the scenes commentary! Hoo-dee-hoo! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and legal briefs to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling, dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and diner dining...among other things. Featuring: Two new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring some fairly unprofessional editorializing! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets insulted and deals with lots of excrement! The fifth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing Doctor Sebago into contact with the spy writer who he loved, or at least liked well enough! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie goes on a girls night out to an eaterie with which we may just be familiar! The return of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Murders in the Rue Morgue to C. August Dupin! Twoquickie ukulele covers--first of Survivor's Eye of the Tiger, then of The Hives' Hate to Say I Told You So! Alright! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hitmen to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

In this post-Halloween, pre-Election episode, Rory goes through some troubles, Jordan makes a big announcement, Scapie gets an unexpected surprise, and Frank just sort of coasts along. It's a big one, folks. Don't forget to vote. For Obama. In this episode: The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Barney Cohen's Friday the 13th, the Final Chapter to musical enthusiast Madison Gayle! Just in time for the election, the return of Wally Russman and his political talk show, Politalk, this time addressing viloence and single parent homes! Four episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring some extreme bitterness! The final episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! featuring nearly every foe Slam ever had the displeasure to face! A wide variety of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of Annie Lennox's classic, "Walking On Broken Glass"! SMASH! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and taunts to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

It's oppressively hot in New York City, but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With four serials, updates on the zoo project, and multiple ukulele songs, this is a jam-packed episode busting at the very seams with your very joy! In this episode: A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Scapie Section of the Show"! A visit from Doctor Michael "Doc Mike" Pembleton, updating all of us on progress at the Bronx Zooviet Socialist Republic! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam's narrator comes home with a drunk ladyfriend! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring children and aviatresses in peril! The fifth episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which many inconvenient truths are conveniently revealed! The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Martin Kitrosser and Carol Watson's Friday the 13th Part III to Lord Vanton Zest...in 3-D! The final episode of the first season of The Diner, in which a savage betrayal is perpetrated by one of the diner's workers! A sweaty pile of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of They Might Be Giants's classic, "Weep Day"! More pleaing for iTunes reviews! Go review us! WEEP! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and conditioned air to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

A very special episode, donating all its profit to an organization Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts...in other words, the much talked about and recently growing epidemic of people eating lamps. No one knows how this tragedy began...but we're going to do whatever we can to help stop the horror. Please...don't eat lamps. In this episode: The return of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! with Slam and his narrating ally on a super-secret stakeout! Two episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring dealing with Israel and prostate cancer! The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Ron Kurz and Phil Scuderi's Friday the 13th Part II to "Lyn Nelson"! The third episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which Nathan arrives in the titular state to find someone he knows already there! A bubbling brew of listener mail! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of NOFX's "You Drink, You Drive, You Spill". A plea for iTunes reviews! Go review us! Spill! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and housing requests to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Two episodes ago, Cast in Wax listeners were shocked to learn the unthinkable...Jordan D. White had inherited the Bronx Zoo. Last episode, we learned that he had been neglecting those duties. No more. With the crack team of Dr. Mike Pembleton, Dr. June T. Loveberger, and Scape White, Jordan has a plan that will change the zoo forever. ALL THE ZOO PLANNING ACTION YOU CRAVE, and ALL IN THE CREATIVE CAST IN WAX CAUSATION! In this episode: The FIRST EPISODE of ALL-NEW serial, Octopus Set, in which two best friends try to tell the story like it is, but keep getting into trouble! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring Miss Cleo, Richard Nixon, and Jerry Garcia! The LOOOONG awaited return of the fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Sean S. Cunningham's Friday the 13th to Jack the Stripper! The first episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which Nathan deals with loss! Pulse-pounding zoo operation debate, AS YOU LIKE IT! A quickie ukulele cover from Jordan of KISS' "God Gave Rock and Roll to You." I gotta tell ya! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and zoo thoughts to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Jordan is ill and sounds like crap, but that doesn't stop him from bringing out a special Christmas episode of Cast In Wax, with both all-new radio serials and classic Wax-Work Christmas bits! Have a happy holidays (if you have not joined a boycott of some sort) and we'll see you in the New Year! In this episode: A pleasant ukulele and voice version of the Scapie penned "Merry Xmas (If You're Lucky)" by Jordan! The holiday classic A Christmas Carol as presented on Scapie Stories! A new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist, in which Slam Jackson takes out the trash only to be confronted by...himself?! The third episode of Donnie Palumbo's Clubhouse of Super-Villainy, featuring Donnie's first super-villainous encounter with his girlfriend! This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for Christmas Day! The second episode of Lessons from the Life of Nathan van Ettan, this time featuring Nathan trying to get guitar lessons from a friend! The return of Politalk with Wally Russman, in which Wally takes on the topic of Jordan's proposed Market Machine...for good or for ill! Yet another version of A Christmas Carol in the form of the classic Tract or Fiction? episode "Humbug"! COUGH COUGH COUGH! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and tipoffs to castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN (or not, if you've joined the protest)! Why is this episode so long? It's the second longest episode ever. And it doesn't even have all four hosts on it! Although it does have a special guest host...I guess it's to celebrate/protest the holiday, right? Right? Find out inside... In this episode: Special guest host Lyn Nelson! A revolutionary new economy to replace the tired free market capitalism! This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History regarding the sad history of George Lucas! All new radio serial The Diner, in which a Diner is entered into! Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Richard O'Brien's "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," to a headless mouse ghost! An INSANELY LARGE batch of listener mail! A special Halloween themed entry into Jordan's Ukulele is for Covers! GIVE US MORE MAIL! Shpadoinkle! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and chastisements at castinwax@gmail.com! We'll read them on the air, almost guaranteed!

Holy crap, this is a big episode. This is the last episode of the podcast in its current form--the last of the original, previously-recorded wax-work radio shows ends here in this doublt-sized episode! What is the future of the podcast? Come listen to get a hint. But for now, this is your last chance to hear Jordan, Frank, Rory, and Scapie! Featuring: Ultimate Debatitorium: "Why?" in which two champion debatiators face off on the ultimate question to see who is the Ultimate Debatiator; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, covering FIVE WEEKS of history with three guest hosts; a Frank Allen Interview "Dinterview" Dinner Interview special with the winner of Ultimate Debatitorium over a splendid Chinese food meal; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT V of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to the loser of Ultimate Debatitorium; a life changing bit of listener mail; massive ammends amongst the hosts. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Three weeks after the last show, three hosts show up to record another episode. Where is Frank Allen? How do the two series finales this week come out? And most importantly, will the podcast continue after the serials end? Find out this week! Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 11: "All Wrapped Up," the series finale of wax-work's first serial drama, the lesbian detectives meet their final fate; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring a story from Rory's youth; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 11: "Holocaust" the final tract, revealing the truth of World War II, and a very special debate; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT IV of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to Jordan Robot ; the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's final project for the semester, "Cat Is Sleeping" and his essay introduction; a piece special listener mail; a bit of disagreement amongst the hosts. Hoo boy. Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

There's good news in store for Mr. Frank Allen. And bad news. But then more good news. All the while, Rory and Jordan look on with interest, a gleam in both their eyes...and Scapie sleeps it off. As we draw closer and closer to the end of our series, things start to heat up. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 10: "Fences and Bridges," featuring the Stallion and Broadband deciding the final fate of the Earth Guard; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the story of a long-lived doctor; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 10: "Soul Story" a tale that is almost guaranteed to offend...a sort of "Blaxalvation" story; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT III of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to Good Hitler; a whole lotta listener mail; strange choices by the hosts. FHGWGDS! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Back from their botched attempt at going to Binghamton, the four hosts return to the netwaves with a show so chock full of show, they have to limit their talking again. But the excitement does not stop! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 09: "Follow the Leader," featuring the Stallion rallying the remaining members of the Guard to save the team; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring the truth behind Lee Harvey Oswald; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 11: "Evolution," in which two debators square off on this hot-button issue to reveal the debatiator of the year; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT II of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to a PriceWaterhouse Whistleblower; a heaping bowl of listener mail; audible rolling by the hosts. POOOOOOOOOOM! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

How about that Super Bowl, huh? Lot's of, uh, football in it, for sure! And people running and, like, tackling things. I mean, other people. Right? Wow! And what better way to come down off that sporting high than listing to people talk about things and imagining what is happening with them? Am I right? Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 09: "Attention Past Due," featuring Broadband and Mister Fahrenheit and some interesting media coverage; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring witches and non-witches alike; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 09: "Happy Hour!" the tale of an alcoholic dad and the satan that was responsible for his afliction; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version ACT I of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" to a very special football player; the Pet Sounds premiere of Scapie's brand enw balla, the oh-so-tender "MF"; a saddening emptiness where listener mail should be; off-sides scrimmaging by the hosts. Touchdown! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Cast in Wax continues its inexorable march to the end of the serials as Frank Allen puts on a professional face, Rory St. John brings back an old favorite segment, Jordan D. White feels much peppier, and Scapie White gets some much needed rest. And, the return of the ukulele theme songs! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 08: "Two Down," featuring Binary Girl and The Stallion... and a special appearance by a non-member of the Guard; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, featuring a terrible episode of the first and cruel episode of the second; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 08: "Cleo," the tale of a lovable scamp of a puppy dog that somehow leads people to Jesus; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado," to Frank Allen; NO MAIL AGAIN; rauccous ribbing betwixt the hosts. TOOOOOOOOOOOT! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Welcome back from the Abyss of the holidays! Cast in Wax is back with all four hosts intact, but with three of them having made some major life changes! Who has given up what? Who has founded what? You're going to have to listen to find out! Featuring: Like Daughter, Episode 08: "Three to One," in which Pandora saves CASK from CASK?!?; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us four days in history featuring French Knights and silent Euros; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 10: "Stem Cells," in which we investigate the morality of using embrionic stem cells for scientific research; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of Amyas Northcote's "The Steps," to a former medical doctor; a small bit of listener mail; good-hearted arguing amongst the hosts. What-the-hey! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

The amazing Seventy-Fifth episode of Cast in Wax! The show is show ultra-jam-packed that we have to use one of Jordan's patented randomizing techniques to make the host segment go more smoothly than usual. On this, the 68th anniverary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, the boys of Cast in Wax bring you an audible sonic pick-me-up! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 07: "Guilty Looking," featuring Peaseblossom and Bumblebee and some wacky sexual hijinx...kind of; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with this somber day in WWII; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 07: "The Bull," in which a prison gets a new "shot-caller"... though not as powerful a shot-caller as Jesus; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of Edward D. Wood Jr's "Plan 9 From Outer Space," to Dr. Vernon Jones; high rolling from the hosts. GO! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

...there was this, like, podcast, right? And it was like... "Doh doh dee doh, I am a podcast." But so like it had four hosts. Jordan was one, and Frank was one, and Rory, but REALLY, there was one called Scapie. And Scapie was a really good singer, you know? And so he was like "Singing!" but like all the time, and people were like "Guess what? That is good." So there. The End. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 06: "Now You See Me," featuring Voodoo lady and the Argus... and someone actually sees Foal! No, serious; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with an event full of charlatans; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 06: "Four Angels," in which, shockingly, four sibling come to different ends depending on their religious choices; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of The CONCLUSION of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Thomas Alva Edison; an update in listener mail; outstanding oracularity from the hosts. Oh! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

...and then, three weeks later, to podcast returns! Yes, you have the Right to Freedom of Lack of Speech... but I think we've had enoungh of that. Jordan brings the podcast back from the ether with Scapie singing, Frank complaining, and Rory talking out of his ass. So, business as usual returns. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 04: "Work It Out," featuring Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom... only reversed; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with three days and a full decade worth of history; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 09: "Wire Tapping," in which some identity confusion occurs, and the government listens in; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART FOUR of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Georgio; problems and grades in listener mail; astounding aboundment from the hosts. Yo! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

This week, Rory seems a bit more desperate than usual, Scape is his usual self-centered self, Jordan tries to move things along, and Frank is dealing with an all-new piece of technology: an "expensive" "new" "portable" computer. Fun for the ages! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 03: "Ones and Zeroes," featuring Binary Girl and Dr. Fast wading through a lot of insecurity; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with the chaos caused by the banging of a shoe; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 05: "The Visitors," bringing us deep into Jack T. Chick's understanding of the (admittedly very odd) Mormon faith; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART FOUR of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Dr. Stellof; a micron of listener mail; Beeee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEp from the hosts. AHA!Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

In this highly Scapie-centric episode, two of the hosts are absent, leaving only Jordan and his loveable feline. Scapie takes the spotlight with new additions to both his story library and his song-writing credits! Who IS Scapie's favorite rock group? Find out! Featuring: Like Daughter, Episode 06: "Curious George," in which Tabby brings new information to Bobby about the very nature of CASK; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with yet another pet-centric lesson; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 04: "Satan's Master," where Mr. Chick alleges that ALL magic, even white magic, has roots in SATAN; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART THREE of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Ptolemy's Inner-Self; the premiere of Scapie's newest song, "Brushing," in the style of his favorite rock group; again, no listener mail; cat and human games from the hosts. Woot! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

OK, so maybe the revolution isn't happening so much. With Jordan... otherwise detained... Patsy Kennedy returns to the show as a guest host. Meanwhile, Frank, Rory, and Scapie all make some quick changes of who is doing what...but we do deliver all the usual serials! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 5, Episode 02: "Feel Good," featuring Voodoo Lady having encounters with Bumblebee and the Stallion; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with two episodes by two different hosts; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 08: "Apples vs. Oranges," in which we compare the supposedly uncomparable; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART TWO of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Mister Muffins; the legal limit of listener mail; doubt-casting from the hosts. Mrow! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! Yes, on Labor Day from the most unlikely of sources (this podcast), we, the people, rise up and take our nation from the hands of the wicked and greedy! Plus, you know, fun radio dramas and comedies. And bickering hosts. Listen to it, before the revolution takes you! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 4, Episode 2: "From Austrailia With Love," featuring the first/last appearance of the mysterious Man-Slotter; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, wherein a highly unusual weapon is utilized; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 03: "Ransom," where we showcase just how reprehesible the upper class is, thus justifyign the revolution; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells his version of PART ONE of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West--Reanimator," to Frank Allen; too much revolutioning for listener mail; political polemic from the host. RISE! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

After missing a week while Jordan was off at the San Diego Comic Con, our podcast returns and jumps right on with its bones of contention about that Comic Con. A few songs, some arguements, some extra-history, and no one's birthday, and you have a jam-packed show. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 10: "Golden Opportunity," wherein we learn that one of the Guard was MURDERED between episodes; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, finally drawing the connections between Columbus's voyage and Stalin; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 02: "The Chaplin," where we learn if there war really is a good way to convert people to Christianity; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Guy de Maupassant's "On the River," to Mistress Mayhem; a double on the rocksof Listener Mail; comic con jealousy from the four hosts. Whoop! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

I could talk about Scapie's arrogance, Rory's cruelty, and Frank's devastation here...but I would rather focus on the title of the episode. How amazing is that? Has a more glorious phrase ever been penned, let alone uttered? What does it mean? Can you really imagine it? It's a powerful image...one that leaves me awestruck. Astounding. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 10: "Hit the Books," in which the Flashpack meets the infamous Baroness Bertha von Sutner; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, giving important lawncare advice; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 01: "The Thing," a tale of horror and demonic possession totally better than The Exorcist; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of S. Baring-Gould's "On the Leads," to Devon White; a few leftovers of Listener Mail; deep soulsearching for the four hosts. POP! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Scapie returns from his exile (be it in discrace or no) and it welcomed back with open arms. Rory St. John tries to begin a new section of the show...we'll see if it catches on. Meanwhile, Frank and Jordan have a mild disagreement, towards the end. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 09: "Golden Rules," wherein The Stallion and one fo the new recruits discuss the Earth Guard and Guard Duty; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, ruminating on car insurance, and lying a bit; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 06: "Chocolate vs. Vanilla," beginning the second round by definitively deciding between the two flavors; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of William Maginn's "The Man in the Bell," to Devon White; a cruel jape of Listener Mail; back to the usual for the four hosts. Hoopla! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Scapie continues his reign of terror with an oddly acquiescent Frank Allen and Rory St. John, and of course, Jordan Robot along for the ride. He truly does rule the podcast with an iron fist, whether the listeners like it or not. And do they? Hmm... Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 08: "Be Counted," wherein the Earth Guard all vote on the applicants and a roster change occurs; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring this new concept of identity theft; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 10: "The Dirty Diamond," examining the idea of greed and how it affects mankind; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of F. Marion Crawford's "The King's Messenger," to 'Frank Allen'; a surprising smattering of Listener Mail; complacent chatter from the hosts. Hmmm. Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Why should 24 hog all of the torture controversy? Scapie throws his hat into the ring with the episode, proving that he is just as good as Jack Bauer. Meanwhile, Rory gets some much desired news, and Jordan Robot... does not care. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Vampiros of the Deep," in which the 'Pack meets the Master Archivist of 4044; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring the final fate of Klaus Barbie; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 05: "The FCC," rounding out the first round of debate with a topic near and dear to any broadcaster's heart; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Maurice Level's "In the Light of the Red Lamp," to Mount St. Helens; a long and emotional Listener Mail; temultuous torture for the hosts. Whoops! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

This is, by far, the Scapie Sings-iest episode of the podcast to date. Scapies sings not one, not two, not even three... no, he sings SIX SONGS. Be the first on your block the hear the Scapie classics "@$$hole Watch," "Moist Food," "When You Go Skating," "Wolves," "When Frank Allen Talks," and more! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 06: "Rocking the Boat," wherein Dr. Fast and Voodoo Lady interview a science genius for a place on the Guard; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History discussing the wisdom of Margaret Thatcher; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 09: "The Missing Day" finally revealing what happened to that long-forgotten holiday, Thanksgiving; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Saki's "The Interlopers," to Dr. Rock of the Rock Institute of Rock; a tuny protest in Listener Mail; conpiratorial whispers from the hosts. Okay? Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness. Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jordan Robot just gives and gives and gives. And sings. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 05: "Seeing Clearly," wherein Captain Fantasy and Broadband are most certainly not seeing clearly; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, on a subject that is just completely preposterous but true; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 08: "Bewitched?" revealing that Satan is behind more than one popular show; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Arthur Conan Doyle's "How It Happened," to Marie Curie; a devastating dollop of Listener Mail; excessive eating by (one of) the hosts. Ho ho! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness. Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jordan Robot just gives and gives and gives. And sings. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 05: "Seeing Clearly," wherein Captain Fantasy and Broadband are most certainly not seeing clearly; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, on a subject that is just completely preposterous but true; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 08: "Bewitched?" revealing that Satan is behind more than one popular show; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Arthur Conan Doyle's "How It Happened," to Marie Curie; a devastating dollop of Listener Mail; excessive eating by (one of) the hosts. Ho ho! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Scapie takes the reigns on the show while Frank tries to mutiny and Rory does his best to remain professional. Plenty of singing, and absolutely no Jordan whatsoever in the host segments. Featuring guest co-host Dr. Nektori Stellof! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Solid Gold," wherein Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom interview Earth Guard applicant The Golden Eel; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, addressing the hidden evil of Nargothemil; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 04: "Illegal Drugs," bringing the question of illegal drugs to a boil in a little spoon, with sex thrown in for taste; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of W. W. Jacob's "The Monkey's Paw," to Dr. Stellof; a nice serving of Listener Mail; pleasantries a-plentyby the hosts. SO! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Jordan's attention is back on the podcast for the time being, much to Frank and Rory's disappointment (one assumes). But while Watchmen is no longer foremost on Jordan's mind, he is not quite back to being himself. Can Scapie talk him down? I doubt it. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 11: "A Special Level of Hell," the second season of Decker and Hayes draws to close with a confrontation with a Russian arms dealer; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, making something out of nothing; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 07: "Angels?" accusing all rock music of being the tool of the devil... including Christian rock; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons's "Watchmen," to Macy Hayes; complete neglect of Listener Mail; wimbly whimpering by the hosts. OK. Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

As Jordan flies into a fit of culturally inspired spleen, Frank siezes control of the show. Rory and Scape have to fight for their rights as the show is turned upside down. Again, fewer shows, but just as much content as ever! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 05: "Marsh Madness," bringing us back to the death of the large part of the Flashpack; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, illuminating discrimination in rap music; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 06: "Happy Halloween," revealing the spiritual dangers of Halloween, and how to tell a child their friend is in Hell; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Blanche Bane Kuder's "From What Strange Land," to The Jack; again, no Listener Mail; filmic discussion by the hosts. Hoopla! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Sickness delayed the show by a week, but now we're back and raring to go! Frank shares some good news, Rory expresses some disbelief, Scape says he could kill a horse, and Jordan tries to keep all three on track. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 02: "Being Nice," in which Voodoo Lady and Broadband discuss their fellow Guard members; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing a few pieces of TV history; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 03: "Space Exploration," deciding whether or not mankind should continue to explore the cosmos, animals or no; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of H. D. Everett's "Fingers of a Hand" to Dr. Nektori Stelloff; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Reckoning," the penultimate chapter of the duo's second mystery... beginning to reveal some answers; a meager smattering of Listener Mail; brief explorations by the hosts. Wowza! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

A very exciting, extra-special show this week! Jordan gets to act benificent, Rory gets to act snooty, and Scapie gets to hold REAL POWER. What will one cat do when given the power over life and death? Find out within! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Pressing On,"in which The Stallion and Mister Fahrenheit come to a meeting of minds; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the happiest president in US history; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 04: "Gomez is Coming," a tale of gang violence gone mad, and how to overcome it; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Frank Belknap Long's "The Hounds of Tindalos" to a special mystery guest; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 09: "Women of the Night," continuing Stella's revenge and Macy's journey back to her senses; a tiny bit of Listener Mail; tremulous taunting from the hosts. TOTALLY download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

This week, the introductory bits had to be edited down for time, which is especially unfortunate because some really interesting stuff happened this week. Important stuff to the hosts, as well. Shame, really. But you can hear bits of it! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 11: "Back to the Table", bringing the Stallion and the Guard's government liason back in negotiations; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with the effects of alcohol in the cold; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 2: "Racial Profiling", questioning if we should profile against all races, or none... or somewhere in between; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Edgar Allan Poe's The Black cat to his sister, Boo Belle White; Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 3: "Into the Light", chronicling the adventures of the Flashpack in the afterlife; a smidge of litigeous of Listener Mail; some sounding-off from the hosts. So! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

This week, Rory comes to the party with some actual information on Frank Allen's doings, and some questions about the powers of the president, Scapie keeps mainly to himself except to sing and story, and Jordan keeps things at a nice brisk pace. Mostly. And it's a Frank Allen-free show! Featuring: ...Like Daughter, Episode 01: "No Place Like Home", continuing the adventures of Pandora Darling, now without her mother, Hope; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which leads to a discussion of Presidential pardons; Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 2: "Flashpack Ex Machina", bringing (most of) the Flashpack back from the dead; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Mark Channing's The Feet to Patsy Kennedy of "Don't Believe It"; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 08: "The Last Spider", wherein Stella Decker continues her violent revenge on those who wronged her ex-girlfriend; a good helping of Listener Mail; realistic rationalizations from the hosts. Really! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

This week, Jordan and Rory have an #%@hole Watch with updates on Frank Allen and the BIEHS, Scapie tells us a lot about himself and tries to sing more than required, and generally a good time is had by all. Including you! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 01: "The End of the Beginning", bringing to a close the Flashpack's long battle with the Vampiros; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, blowing the "restoration of the pyramids" wide open; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 3: "The Little Bride", in which the member of one crazy religion tries to debunk another crazy religion; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Vincent Starrett's Coffins For Two to Tooth Janitor, Harry Wilson; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 10: "First Strike", in which no members of the Earth Guard are in the Guard Tower, as they are on Strike; a slight smidge of Listener Mail; querrilous quotations from the hosts. Quickly! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Back from their little holiday break, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie barely have time to say anything at all, the show is so packed! But it is packed with goodies that more than make up for their brevity. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 09: "Checks and Balances", wherein the Stallion and Broadband negotiate with government rep, Warren Grant over finances; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the first divorce and its aftermath; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 1: "Illegal Immigration", kicking off an all-new tournament of debatiators with even hotter-button issues; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Vincent O'Sullivan's The Business of Madame Jahn to President Byron Samuels; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 07: "Going South", featuring the pulse-pounding death of a regular character, never to be heard again; an utter lack of Listener Mail; pulse-pounding prevarications from the hosts. POW! Download it now! PLUS, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Maybe I'm over-selling it a bit. But it IS a Christmas special with some ALL NEW Christmas themed content. No full host interaction, but new Rory bits, new Scapie Stories, and two holiday relavant songs! Wow! Featuring: Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the truth behind Lenny Bruce's arrest; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Charles Dicken's horror masterpiece A Christmas Carol to Jordan; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, discussing the events of December 25th; TWO holiday themed songs, Wax-Work Theme I and an Ave Maria; a brief introduction by Jordan! Incroyable! Download it now! Oh, and, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Pressed for time, Jordan institutes a two-host only system of "Not It" saying. But don't worry, all three hosts do get to talk. Rory, Scapie, and Jordan take turns hosting together, and it gets things done quite well. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 11: "That's My Paradox", the "season premiere" of the season wherein the Flashpack returns from a mission and sets the stage for Jimmy's run for President; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the secret shame of Thomas Jefferson; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 2: "The Trial", recreating a ridiculous religiously motivated trial and a different Frankz Kafka or two; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Hohn Galt's The Buried Alive to Lyn Nelson; Like Mother, Episode 11: "Say Goodbye", the finale of the series before it changes focus, with flashbacks and surprises for all; one piece of Listener Mail; outstanding orations from the hosts. Ouch! Download it now! Oh, and, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Back from Thanksgiving vacation, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie come back with a blast on an episode which involves eavesdropping, coughing, roleplaying, tutoring, and interesting. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Put on the Red Light", in which everyone seems to be conspiring against the duo; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the deaths of John Lennon; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 1: "Dark Dungeons", recreating the infamous tract about Dungeons and Dragons; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Lewis Spence's The Archer and the Arras; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 8: "Better Interest", with Voodoo Lady and the Jack arguing the pros and cons of an Earth Guard strike; a few bits of Listener Mail; news and notes from the hosts. NOW! Download it now! Plus: please send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

As the hosts settle into the show post-Frank Allen, a new segment premeires to help fill his place. Jordan gets angry, Rory gets comfortable, and Scapie gets excited as can be. And sings! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Dogs of War" where the Flashpack finds a canine saboteur in the most unlikely of places; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the mysteries of the religion of Science; Debatitorium, Episode 11: "Belief in God", debating a very hot button issue and deciding the Debatiator of the Year 2006; new segment, Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of H. P. Lovecraft's From Beyond; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 7: "Acting In Union", bringing the entire Earth Guard together for a union meeting to discuss a course of action; again, absolutely no Listener Mail; lies and lectures from the hosts. Look--download it now! Oh, and please send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!