Dice Will Roll

Coming January 15th, 2024. Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Already seeking the next challenge... the fight is all.A look back at Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, the story we told, the stories we didn't, and the stories we'll be telling soon. Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SO LONG RADIANT WINDS! The Adventure Comes To An End!It's been a long, long tournament... but it's finally over. More than 100 knockouts, countless crits and untold amounts of damage... it all ends here. The Radiant Winds are back in Goka, saying goodbye to their greatest friends and the memories they've made throughout the greatest journey they've ever been on. Where will the other teams go? What will the Radiant Winds do next? And what prize shall they claim from the vault of the Ruby Phoenix? Now that it's finally all through... we can earn our happily ever after.HUGS get given. GOODBYES get said. LOVE gets confessed.All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Ruby Phoenix, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are there cheat codes for Pathfinder?--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara"Alex Productions - Lights" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY 3.0) license.Life Blossom by Keys of Moon"Africa" by Liborio Conti (Free Royalty Free Music / Free No Copyright Music CC-BY) Acoustic Guitar instrumental {Non Copyrighted} | Guitar arrangement for song Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE RADIANT WINDS VS. THE SCULPTOR! FINAL BATTLE ATOP THE GLASS LIGHTHOUSE!And so, we enter the domain of the Final Boss. From the earliest days exploring the island of Bonmu, to the death-defying brawls of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, to the peaks of Iron Mountain... we now stand at the doorway of the Sculptor. Locked away for thousands of years, a great evil threatens to take Golarion by storm if he is not stopped now. But do our heroes stand a chance against a man with the power of gods, who stood up to-- and defeated-- the Ruby Phoenix? Can they overcome the most powerful opponent they'll ever battle? Will this end in a flawless victory... or a terrible fatality? Everything we've fought for comes down to this. It's do or die. It's sink or swim. It's time... to defeat Syndara the Sculptor!READY?FIGHT!PERFECT new techniques in a last minute preparation for the final fight! CLIMB the silver thread to the heavens and see creation from a bird's eye view! FACE the strongest opponent in Pathfinder 2nd Edition thusfar!All this and more in this, the penultimate episode of Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why am I kind of feeling like eating some seafood right now?CONTENT WARNINGS: Head trauma, extensive body horror, the end of reality--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We thank you very much for your patience over the last month and a half! It hasn't been an easy few weeks, but we're confident to announce that the show will return to its normal scheduling in 1 week. We'd previously announced it would be good to go this week, but unfortunately, there was one final misschedule on my part that means we need one last week extra to record. Afterwards, we're confident that we can have that hyped up conclusion to Fists of the Ruby Phoenix that we've all been waiting for! Thank you all a million for listening to Dark Archive and to our special episodes, and we can't wait for you to be there when we finally take down the big bad boss of Ruby Phoenix! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DARK ARCHIVE CASE 03: LADY OF THE HARVESTRain falls and thunder roils in the horror-stricken lands of Ustalav. T. Bleydre and Harrow-Reaver return to the town that Dice Will Roll owes its history to: the sleepy farming village of Ravengro. Here, a lonely mansion sits on a hill, inviting people to view the beautiful art left abandoned for centuries here. But what else lies within? Who else walks these halls? And what secrets are tied to the curse of the Lady of the Harvest?Listeners beware! You're in for a scare!Floorboards get creaked. Shadows get struck. Mirrors get gazed.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... among... us..?CONTENT WARNINGS: Horror, paranoia, gaslighting, strangulation, PC vs PC deception, unreality, Derry's Greatest Fear (revealed at 8:29)--Art by Derry LuttrellMusic by Kevin MacLeodKarl Casey @ White Bat AudioMidnight Clown by Moonstone Warlock: https://www.youtube.com/@moonstonewarlock Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DARK ARCHIVE CASE 02: A SONG OF MAKING & UNMAKINGT. Bleydre and Harrow-Reaver reconvene a week after their investigation into the cryptid case of the Beast of Birchfrost. Now, they have a second case to break wide open, and secrets to spill. A monastery is under siege by a strange music note... one that damns all those that hear it. What happens to the victims of this song? What are its sinister origins? And will the investigator and the thaumaturge overcome the horrors they themselves are exposed to? The Dark Archive mini-campaign continues as our heroes go further than they've ever gone before... and confront an ancient evil threatening the nation of Xopatl.Listeners beware! You're in for a scare!Toads get held. Earplugs get worn. Caves get spelunked.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can giant undead beetles use white canes?CONTENT WARNINGS: Horror, body horror, mutation, immolation, unnerving and uncomfortable sustained notes of singing, insects, zombies, demons, references to teenage pregnancy, eye horror, wrist horror, bone trauma, domestic life--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundArt by Derry LuttrellMusic by Kevin MacLeod Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DARK ARCHIVE CASE 01: THE BEAST OF BIRCHFROSTA detective closes up shop for the day, ready to retire for the evening, when a mysterious stranger shows up on his doorstep with an even more mysterious folio. The contents of these files are beyond supernatural: time loops, doppelgangers, mindscapes... proof of the impossible. And yet something truly unnatural is tied to these files beyond their mere contents... a strange power that will take our two unlikely adventurers on paranormal adventures like no other.Join the tiefling investigator T. Bleydre and the catfolk thaumaturge Harrow-Reaver as they read through a catalogue of the strangest phenomenon of Golarion in The Dark Archives, a limited series of connected one-shots made to fill the gap before the finale of Dice Will Roll: Fists of the Ruby Phoenix.Listeners beware! You're in for a scare!Tea gets made. Naps get taken. Forests get explored.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does coriander repel boars?CONTENT WARNINGS: Horror, wilderness horror, animal attacks, eye trauma, occultism, representation at last (tieflings and furries)--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundArt by Derry LuttrellMusic by Kevin MacLeodSad Medieval Music by Derek Fietcher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQWZUqJ8qM Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks! The long and short is Luna's gonna be away for a little while for family reasons. We're sorry about the timing-- we wanna wrap up Ruby Phoenix too, but we wanna do it the best way we can! We'll have some very exciting new content on Mondays for a little while before we get to our grand finale. Thanks all! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode contains spoilers for all of Extinction Curse!Look. Sometimes, people make mistakes. And it's important to take accountability for these mistakes. That way, nobody's ever allowed to get mad at you ever no matter what. Because you already said sorry. And for someone as erratic as the famous clown, Volio Via... There's a lot to apologize for. So he made an apology video. Just for you. Enjoy.CONTENT WARNINGS: References to suicide, family trauma and genocide.Musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbj1kIaIfdg Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gather round, adventurers! Today, we recount the tale of a young boy, and the day he met a dragon. Listen as we hear the story of how Sangku became a witch, how he learned his magic, and how he saved Balam village! Journey back to the very start and see how the story begins just before it ends. CONTENT WARNINGS: Controlling mothers, bad parenting, abuse, child endangerment, references to cannibalism, children given responsibility before their time, Lolo mass murder archttps://youtu.be/KfAHQq263RMhttps://youtu.be/7_cwKd81z7Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4YFEGel14Mhttps://youtu.be/n-DSlTO2pnEhttps://youtu.be/HhWzj4FmcS0https://youtu.be/9aYLxzcFSiwhttps://youtu.be/uH1EEZ1yIwEhttps://youtu.be/-BCDJMs_AuQ Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

VERSUS THE LIGHTKEEPERS! ROUND 3!Only the strongest foes remain. The Radiant Winds have battled kaiju. They've outsmarted ninjas. But now... the final challenge awaiting them on their path to the peak of the Glass Lighthouse are a dark mirror of themselves. The White Haired Witch. The Wicked Noble. The Mad Monk. The Exiled Necromancer. It's time for a final battle against the Radiant Wind's most dire of foes, with one catch... this time, there are no rules. It's a fight to the death in the planar focus of the Glass Lighthouse, and who knows where the fight of a lifetime will take our heroes! Will they keep the winning streak of the Invincible Radiant Winds alive? Or is this where the legend ends?READY?FIGHT!VENTURE deeper into the impossible realm of the Glass Lighthouse! BATTLE against the most wicked of enemies around! PREPARE yourselves for the final battle of the campaign!THREE EPISODES REMAIN. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much fanservice can we cram into one episode?CONTENT WARNINGS: Serious and extreme acts of bullying, revealing of secrets without consent, suicidal ideation, head trauma, rotting flesh, drowning, gross gory sound effects, character death, electrocution, GET THEIR ASSES RADIANT WINDS Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FINAL SHOWDOWN! THE MAZE OF GENHARA!The Radiant Winds have done it. They've collected the Conch of the Deep fragments. They've learned Syndara's wretched past. They've earned entry into the Glass Lighthouse. Now they must scale the three levels of the interdimensional dungeon of the final boss. First floor: a meeting with an old foe, with a long nose and jet-black wings. As our heroes rise to be level 20... will they be strong enough, even now, to face the cruel leader of Oni's Mask? Or will the ninja clan add three more victims to their impossibly long list of claimed lives?READY?FIGHT!SPEAK to the yokai of the Night Market before preparing an impossible journey! NAVIGATE the treacherous puzzles of the yamabushi master. DEFEAT the horrors of your past, once and for all! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... IS everybody gangsta til the house start walkin?CONTENT WARNINGS: Confronting abusers, heavy angst, depictions of panic attacks, decapitation, impalement, gas attacks, incineration, epic shonen beatdowns--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOharaFirelighting Ceremony by Sancho and Morin Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BATTLE AT THE CHAMPION'S GATE! The Ultimate Enemies!It's all come down to this. The final Conch of the Deep fragment awaits our heroes at the entrance to the Glass Lighthouse, and once they beat the final Hungry Ghosts, they'll be granted entrance into the realm of the Sculptor. But of course... these Hungry Ghosts aren't like the others they've faced so far. They've got history with the Radiant Winds... stretching all the way back to Danger Island. A frenzied third round rematch awaits the Radiant Winds in the shadow of Syndara... but will they be able to bring themselves to destroy their opponents? Or will they fall to the power of the Fractal Jungle at the last obstacle?READY?FIGHT!COMPLETE the ancient relic and see its final mystery! DUEL with the vicious Champions Of The Gate! REACH the apex of your power before the final adventure!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it appropriate to yell FATALITY at a funeral?CONTENT WARNINGS: Weed jokes, light-hearted references to suicide and abortion, gruesome and distressing depictions of on-screen major character death, spinal trauma, chest trauma, head and mouth trauma, just the most emotionally devastating angst possible, there's a cool seahorse though so that should balance it out--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara "Alex Productions - Lights" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY 3.0) license. / @alexproductionsn...Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQaNaFtI11Q&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkKt8eo7u222EnUO4N7Q3raT&index=1 "Cjbeards - Shattered Glass" is under a Creative Commons (CC-BY 3.0) license Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/bkc-shattered-glass Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FACE YOUR FEARS! Baby Mokku Is Here!Sure, why not? This couldn't get any more bizarre. As the Radiant Winds draw near the end of their journey through the Fractal Jungle, they have some of their most curious encounters yet. Giant babies... strange mazes... mysteries of the past... the future is uncertain, but the past is full of horrors. Is it time for our brave adventurers to look back and face their greatest nightmare one last time? Or can they outrun their pasts, never growing from the fear that's been stricken into their hearts? READY?FIGHT!PLAY with the world's coolest baby! OBSERVE the strange art that boggles the mind! WITNESS the final fight between Sculptor and Phoenix!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... which of the cast members read Hetalia Yaoi as a kid. Go ahead, guess.CONTENT WARNINGS: Head Trauma, Jaw Trauma, Decapitation, Intense Angst, Whump, That Means Seriously The Angst Is Intense, Intense Hurt/Comfort, On-Screen Realistic Depictions of Panic Attacks and Sobbing, Body Trauma, Limb Trauma, Don't Worry It's A Lot Of Catharsis Too, Vocalization Of Self-Hatred, Plot Twist So Hardcore Not Even Ritz Can Make Jokes About It, BABY HOUR--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOharaJungle Floor - by Jonny Easton Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtJ03-g83YgLost | Dark Piano Music | Royalty free Music by Jonathan Segev https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxoQBKUKLV8"LIGHTS" by Alex Productions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQaNaFtI11Q&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkKt8eo7u222EnUO4N7Q3raT Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE FAT SERPENT BITES ITS OWN TAIL! The wonders of the Night Market!! After a long day fighting ninjas and wrestling clockwork monsters, our heroes are taking a well earned rest in the realm of the yokai. With their pockets heavy and unimaginable treasure all around, what legendary gear will they pick up at the Yokai Night Market? What strange creatures will they encounter? What incredible secrets will they unravel? And where shall their journey take them next? READY? FIGHT!! PERUSE the mythic wears of the yokai craftsmen! UNCOVER the hidden past of an old foe! DISCOVER the missing child in all their unlikeliness! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... remind me again, how DOES a rokurokubi wear a scarf? CONTENT WARNINGS: Tobacco usage, discussion of curses, implied bisection, shopping episode--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OPEN YOUR HEART! Pierced by the blade of LOVE!After a scheduling issue stopped a group of gamers from playing one week, the cunning sorcerer Ritz said to the wise gamemaster Derry, "All else fails we do a dramatized reading of Hikari's terrible romance book." And so it was made; the gamemaster set off on an epic quest and wrote 2.5k words in the space of two days. A tale of cheesy romance, terrible similes and "buoyant breasts" that captured the heart of Hikari Tanazaki... and now, Lolosadagat and Xie Chuji. Listen carefully, adventurers, for a tale of two hearts and the blade of a katana between them.DATES get made. SWORDS get slashed. SECRETS get revealed.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can hips look like stars? What? What the hell does that mean?CONTENT WARNINGS: Second-hand embarrassment, being caught in sexual situations, allusions and references to sex, bad writing, bad women's anatomy, horny old men (Lolo), implied adultery---Lost in Japan · Japanese Zen Shakuhachi:small_red_triangle_down:"Solas Composer - Timeless One" is is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license.https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/https://soundcloud.com/solas_composerMusic promoted by BreakingCopyright:small_red_triangle:Music by: Makai SymphonyWebsite: http://www.makai-symphony.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/xiexieP/Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphonyYoutube:   / makai-symphony  ___________________________________________________________________________Licensed under Creative Commons-ShareALike Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/:small_red_triangle_down:"Alex Productions - Lights" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY 3.0) license.   / @alexproductionsn...  Music promoted by BreakingCopyright:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQaNaFtI11Q&list=PLfP6i5T0-DkKt8eo7u222EnUO4N7Q3raT:small_red_triangle:A Dream Within a Dream by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/301/a-dream-within-a-dreamArtist: http://www.twinmusicom.orgReady For War by EnviQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad2dxOM9DJwSexy by Bensound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdt6NVPfpg Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ONI'S MASK RISES! BATTLE THE MANY-TAILED!Ninjas. Why's it always gotta be ninjas?! The Radiant Winds square off against some of their most lethal rivals-- the dreaded villains of Oni's Mask. Armed to the teeth with kunai, katanas and shurikens, these vicious assassins outnumber our heroes ten to one! But they're lacking something the Radiant Winds have to spare: the hearts of heroes! As our adventuring party clashes with the ninja clan, one thing's for sure: there will be blood. The only question is... whose blood will it be?READY?FIGHT!SKIRMISH with the deadly ninjas in the shadow of the crater! SEE the breaking point of the vicious Sculptor! EXPLORE the Night Market of the yokai and prepare yourself for some strange encounters!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is a *little* murder okay?CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, gruesome descriptions of combat, cannibalism, more sex jokes than normal, decapitation, gross sound effects, sexy monster Chuji--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GAZE UPON THE SKY! Mountain of Telescopes!3 down, 4 to go! The Radiant Winds continue their quest to collect the fragments of the Conch of the Deep and explore the bizarre Fractal Jungle. But after yokai, lions and chair-drow, surely stuff can't get stranger than this..? What curiosities populate the Island In The Sky? What stands between our heroes and the Ruby Phoenix? And what nightmares from the past does Syndara have in store for the party? Only one way to find out-- climb the ruins of the Jungle Observatory and seek the trapped bird woman within, and find out for yourselves!READY?FIGHT!SNEAK through the orreries and telescopes of the ancient past! DISCUSS with the embodiment of love about the adventures that await you! STAND UP against the boogeyman of your childhood, come back to take you to hell!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how DO you pronounce eidolon?CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of manipulation of the neurodivergent, parental abuse, implied child abuse, medical horror and amputations, Wayne's World references--Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOharaStill by Ross Bugden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=962VmrIh9vQ&list=PL42Li5NuO3yhjViYNUhxcxVwZSFVsLOj-&index=4 Indian Traditional Temple Instrumental Music by NO COPYRIGHT VIBES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RLsfWDRgwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC5fl6PwvfI Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ENCOUNTER IN THE JUNGLE! Come see the Night Parade!The Radiant Winds continue their final journey on an extradimensional island! As they seek out the Hungry Ghosts of Syndara the Sculptor and uncover his mysterious past, they'll come face to face with some of the strangest inhabitants of the Fractal Jungle. Sandals... umbrellas... tongues... what bizarre spirits await them on their bizarre adventure? What do you do when logic falls second place to folklore? And will they be able to hold their own? Or will the strange land they find themselves in claim three more souls for the Sculptor of Worlds?READY? FIGHT!WATCH the bon dance of the wicked bard! EAT delicious, out of this world food! UNCOVER the stories behind the teacher and his student!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how... how big are his... y'know...CONTENT WARNINGS: Mind control and enslavement, classism, implied xenophobia, discussion of genitalia, finger clicking, gay furrybait---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOharaComposer: Whitesand (Martynas Lau) Year: 2018 Title: Melody Of My Dreams Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JOURNEY THROUGH THE FRACTAL JUNGLE! The Radiant Winds seek out Hungry Ghosts?!The endgame is upon us as our heroes brawl through the island of the wicked mastermind behind their greatest challenges. With biomes that don't fit together, droning insects and strange guides, the Radiant Winds find themselves reaching the impossible. But with the power of friendship, anything is possible! They'll grab the Conch of the Deep fragments, brawl Syndara's champions and save the Ruby Phoenix tournament... but will they do it one piece? Or will the wicked foes of the Island in the Sky finally be the ones to break the winning streak of the Invincible Radiant Winds?!READY? FIGHT!!SPEAK with your ancestor and find the truth behind their mysterious past! WRESTLE with a blindingly fast foe deep underground! UNCOVER the the past as you fight your way forward!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how gullible IS Ritz, really?CONTENT WARNINGS: Bugs, South Park References, Yeah That's About It---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PIERCE THE HEAVENS! Enter the Fractal Jungle!The Radiant Winds have raced with kaiju. They've mastered ancient arts. They've summoned gods. And despite all that... this was the easy part. As the Celestial Jian makes its maiden journey into the Island in the Sky, our heroes will have to get ready to fight their most dangerous foes yet. Will they survive the twisted plans of an ancient mastermind returned to our realm? Or is this curtains for the Invincible Radiant Winds?SPEAK to your friends and loved ones one final time! TRAVERSE the dimensional sea in search of your goal! ENCOUNTER the most despicable evil imaginable!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is the Celestial Jian a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference?CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of suicidal ideation and suicide attempts, trauma from lost limbs, angst, plane crashes, bullying and harassment, raised voices, Doctor Who references---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOharaWe Were Warriors by Sai Das - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! Intercession On Iron Mountain! It all comes to this. The Radiant Winds and the champions of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament have all gathered to be in the same place— the tallest peak in the Flying Mountains. Here, they'll perform a sacred dance and gain the attention of an all-powerful dragon who can bend reality to make any wish come true. With this, they'll be able to enter the Island in the Sky... but what will they have to give up to do so? Will the Radiant Winds stand strong by the end of the day... or will they fall apart? DANCE the kagura dance to summon the once-in-a-zodiac wish dragon! LEARN terrible secrets about your closest friends and shake your understanding of them! WISH upon a dragon, no matter what it takes! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what are the mechanical benefits of the power of friendship? CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme angst, PTSD episodes and reliving trauma, major character death, suicide, sacrifices, in-party deceit, megalophobia, broken trust, shirtless old man in the snow---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara 'Celestial' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. www.scottbuckley.com.au Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THROUGH THE BATTLEFIELDS! The Great Kaiju Warzone!! The Radiant Winds have overcome impossible odds before. Lethal oni. Vicious dinosaurs. Ninja lords. But do they have the strength to outrun not one, but TWO terrible kaiju?! In the crater of Alru and Toraloa, our heroes have no choice but to speed towards the Boundary Tree in order to claim the final component of the ritual to summon the Celestial Dragon. Will our heroes be able to make it out in one piece? Or will this be the unexpected end to one of their tales? READY? FIGHT! WRESTLE with the monstrous, mage-eating leydroth that hungers for your friends! RACE through the Blasted Lands as two kaiju brawl! FIND the secret of the elusive Boundary Tree! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much embarrassment damage do you take if your closest friends see you do some gay shit? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of Major Character Death, Permanent Scarring, Third Degree Burns, Angst, Certifiable Blush Inducing Moments---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara"Undertow" by @ScottBuckley'Lonesome Journey' by Keys of Moon Music"Ethereal" by Punch DeckPokémon Scarlet & Violet: "Battle! VS Elite Four - Last Pokémon!" by Ludwig van Larx Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GODS OF THE STORM! Clash of the Kaiju!!The Radiant Winds dive head-first into danger once more over the eternal storm of the Blasted Lands. Therein, there are two warring kaiju, an immovable object brawling with an unstoppable force. And if that weren't bad enough, deep in the acidic rain of the storm surrounding the site, two terrible annoying no-good brothers are trying to gobble the Radiant Winds up! Our heroes will have to brave the wrath of the tempest if they want to make it through this one... but what awaits them inside the Blasted Lands themselves?READY?FIGHT!BRAWL with kaminari over the perpetual storm and an infinite drop! ENTER the long-forgotten lands and find your way to the treasure! WITNESS the power of the unkillable and cower as it comes your way!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean when your sword starts counting?CONTENT WARNINGS: comparisons to cancerous growths, decapitation, descriptions of being deafened by loud noises, sexy slime mommy---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara"Battle! VS Primal Arceus!" (XY Style / Fan-Made) by Ludwig van Larx Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FOR GLORY AND CONQUEST! The Fated Linnorm Confrontation!A quick detour on their journey to save Hao Jin takes the Radiant Winds to the last place they'd expect to fight: an island full of terrible linnorms! These monstrous wyrms with their terrible death curses are true legendary beasts... and their heart is worth something more than just a grand tale to some warriors. As they face down these titanic foes to save the life of a friend, the Radiant Winds are about to learn a dire lesson... one learned in blood. Will they triumph? Or will they, too, go down as the latest in countless slain by the guardians of the cairn?READY?FIGHT!WRESTLE with terrible, snake-like dragons on a skull-shaped island! WITNESS the power of the infinite storm! DIVE into danger pursued by fiendish foes!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... if the Radiant Winds win this fight, does that make them Queenmakers?CONTENT WARNINGS: Major character death, excessive gore and descriptions of raw meat and viscera, implied eye gore, angst, two giant Rigg Gargadillies (less cool)---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CHAMPIONS VS PHANTOMS! A Battle On The Other Side!The Radiant Winds have learned the mystic Rai Sho dance, but there is still more to do before they gain a wish from the Celestial Dragon! Next on the list: the title of intercessor. But claiming it from a ghostly warrior in another realm won't be easy... especially not with her mighty steed by her side! It's time for the Radiant Winds to put forward some of the advanced fighting techniques they learned through their time in the Ruby Phoenix Tournament. Fists as fast as lightning! Overwhelming spells! A mix of magic and might! Can our heroes overcome the phantom monk in the Bay of Blades? Or are they doomed to forever walk the Shore Between Worlds too?READY?FIGHT!OUTPACE the ghostly swordswoman on the beach of stardust! PERFORM strange rituals to gleam answers of decades old mysteries! CHOOSE the one among you willing to risk it all!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much are you willing to give up to get to your goal?CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of sacrifice, major character death discussion, oblivion and the afterlife, loss of loved ones, death themes in general, discussion of BDSM, kink and fetishes, jokes about virginity, Masami's Infinite Rizz---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE PAST, THE PRESENT AND THE FUTURE... ALL AT ONCE?!In search of answers, the Radiant Winds found themselves on the door of the Rai Sho Monastery... only to be handed a whole lot of other questions. Not dramatic, world-changing questions, but more ones like "hey, does time work right here?" or "what's up with these guys' interpretation of Irori?" and stuff. And now, those questions have become MUCH more panicked, along the lines of "Oh my god, the Abbot does WHAT in combat?! We have to fight THEM?" And the answer is yes! If you want the secrets of Rai Sho... you'll need to get through THEM!READY?FIGHT!DUEL against the chronopaired monks! LEARN the secrets of the summoning ritual! STAND on the shore between worlds and face a terribly scary woman!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does having a malefail for a past life make you a malefail?CONTENT WARNINGS: Ghosts and descriptions of young dead, discussions of reincarnation and time loops, discussions of loss of an elderly loved one, sexy ghost---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS! The Mysterious Monastery!The ultimate ritual awaits the Radiant Winds in their quest to save the Ruby Phoenix! But to complete it, they need some esoteric components... and their starting point is a humble monastery of monks in the mountains! What strange secrets to these meditating masters hide? What are the purposes of the peculiar tasks they are given in service of them? Is time real here? Is this a time-loop situation? So many questions lay on the shoulders of our heroes... and there's only one way to find the truth!READY? FIGHT!MEDITATE among the monks and find the secrets to their secret dance! CHASE the tasks set ahead of you in order to earn their patronage! FLEE alongside former rivals in a race against a truly mighty foe!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you be disqualified from enlightenment for finding creative solutions to puzzles?CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to claustrophobia and being crushed, discussions of reincarnation and time loops, autism-coded frustration and anger, malefails---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

INTO THE WALL OF HEAVEN! MYSTERIES AWAIT US..?Hot on the trail of the Ruby Phoenix, the Radiant Winds fly through the sky aboard the Solar Jian II. But when their journey comes to an unexpected halt, they must find a new way to uncover what's next, even if that means looking in the most unusual of places. Twelve statues sit around a dais, and upon them are clues from the past... will the Radiant Winds rise to the challenge? Or is this place too startling for one of them to continue?READY? FIGHT!CRUISE through the clouds on the world's most advanced airship! PUSH past your fears in order to save your friends! STUDY the ancient scripts, and what they may mean for the future!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is lava a safe way to power my hot bath?CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to drowning, in-party deception, Dragon Ball---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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SAVE THE PHOENIX! JOURNEY SOUTH-EAST!After the single worst day in the history of Goka, the city stumbles to its feet. Our heroes have saved everyone... but a terrible tragedy has still occurred. Gathered by the Empress and given a new, final quest, the Radiant Winds and the finalists of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament need to team up and race to the rescue. As they take on treasures granted only to the greatest of adventurers and say goodbye to old friends and hello to new ones, a legendary expedition is about to unfold. What awaits our heroes in the Wall of Heaven? Will they meet their destiny? Or will destiny consume them? Gather your strength... the last level is upon us!READY?FIGHT!STAND despite everything and stride to the future! GREET old faces near forgotten as you prepare your journey forth! FLY along the radiant winds that guide you and grab fate to claim it as your own!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how thirsty can one NPC make the entire party?CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of natural disaster, allusions to childhood trauma, big fat man titties---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WARNING! This Episode contains major spoilers for Fists of the Ruby Phoenix as a whole, in particular Book 1: Despair on Danger Island!From the far-off and mystical land of "Washing-ton" comes a powerful mage with powers untold. With one hand, he can create infinite lore that defines the world of Golarion. With the other, he tells tales that are incredible, breath-taking and fascinating to behold. It is of course, none other than the mighty Archauthor Luis Loza I, and he's somehow on our show today! In this very special interview, Luis talks to us about what went into writing Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, from the genesis of Danger Island to cut content that didn't make it to the final book and beyond. Dare ye peer into the mind of a storyteller with powers so great he can add unspeakable horrors to them, like sick movie references?! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before The Legend! Our Journey Starts Here!Long before the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, before the trials of Danger Island, before their many journeys together... there was a group of adventurers who set out to take the world by storm. A charming witch-prince, a mysterious ninja and a rough-and-tumble monk team up for their first quest together in this prequel to the Fists of the Ruby Phoenix campaign, recorded months before our adventures began! Listen today and relive our heroes earliest tale together!READY?FIGHT!WRESTLE with animals on a faraway island! BEFRIEND strange inhabitants of the forests, the mountains and the sea! PROVE your might against the many challenges that await you!All this and more in this prequel to Campaign 3 of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How the hell do you name your own party?---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

THE TENGU BOSS! CHASE DOWN THE LEADER OF ONI'S MASK!Machinations reveal themselves as the Radiant Winds uncover the villain behind Mogaru's attack on Goka. Now it's a race against the clock to save the city from this wicked mastermind and his plan to see the City of Wonders crumble! Dangerous duels, terrible secrets and more unfold as the stakes become real for the Radiant Winds. Will they survive the assassination of Goka? And even if they do... who won't?READY?FIGHT!FLY through the skies of Goka to catch the wicked criminal boss! DUEL against your past atop the burning palace! UNDERSTAND the awful truth of the plot you've found yourself entangled in!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can you survive being stepped on by a kaiju?CONTENT WARNINGS: Natural disaster, massive loss of life, references to child neglect, abuse and labor, the sickest mental images you've ever seen---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CHAOS ON THE STREETS! THE FINAL KING RISES!!The moment they've been fighting for has been snatched from them. The city they call home has come under siege. The sky turns orange with smoke. And the Radiant Winds are fucking pissed. Our heroes come face to face with a walking natural disaster, and must save the city! Rushing through the streets of Goka, saving civilians and trying to figure out how to solve the colossal foe that seeks to do them harm. For the first time ever... This is a threat the Radiant Winds can't overcome through force! Will they prevail? Or is it curtains for the Radiant Winds?READY?FIGHT!RESCUE civilians from certain peril! SOLVE long forgotten puzzles with clues you'd discarded! SURVIVE the rampage of the king of the Kaiju!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Will Derry PLEASE stop singing in episodes?Content Warnings: Natural Disasters, Widespread loss of life, Bridge collapses, house fires, execution of prisoners, verified OH SHIT moments---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUBY PHOENIX FINALS! RADIANT WINDS VERSUS..?! It all comes down to this. The perils of Danger Island, the mysteries of Goka, the adrenaline of the Tournament... today, the Radiant Winds make history or lose it all. Faced against their greatest rivals, our heroes must put everything on the line. If they win, they'll win mythic artifacts from the vault of the Ruby Phoenix and be the champions of the 30th Phoenix Tournament. If they lose... that honour goes to a cruel and unjust team undeserving of such an honour! Will the Radiant Winds prevail? Or will evil triumph over good? READY?FIGHT!! DINE with myths and learn their secret pasts! BRAWL with the most powerful team of the tournament! FACE the impossible, together as friends! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did Derry seriously just do THAT? CONTENT WARNINGS: Mass Destruction and Natural Disasters, Sexual Situations and Innuendo, Suicide Baiting Joke, References to Child Abuse, Cool As Fuck Lizards---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TURN BACK THE CLOCK! THE WINDS' TRAGIC TALE!And then there were four! Half of the Ruby Phoenix Competitors have been knocked out, leaving only the semi-finalists. The Radiant Winds almost have their titles as champions within reach, and the future is bright... but the past is dark. The puzzle pieces finally come together to reveal the single most important part of the history of the Radiant Winds, one year ago on a drizzly day in Xa Hoi. Can we grapple with ourselves as we push forward? Who will win? Who will lose? And who will make it to the finals?!READY?FIGHT!SPAR with your rival in preparation for the biggest fights of your life! TWIRL through a world of storybook pictures and weird magic! FIGHT for the future and past alike!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what the fuck is UP with these crits though?CONTENT WARNINGS: Intense Angst, Whump, That Means Seriously The Angst Is Intense, Intense Hurt/Comfort, On-Screen Realistic Depictions of Panic Attacks and Sobbing, Body Trauma, Limb Trauma, Paranoia, Stalking, Temporary Character Death (Lolo), Unsafe Sashimi Running Practices---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winter is upon us, and a chilly new adventure awaits! Joined by guest players Jeff, Jessica, Jordan and Chris, Derry will take a party of adventurers from the frigid land of Irrisen through The Longnight Before Krampus, a special holiday adventure available for free now!Every year, the holiday of Longnight bids adieu to the darkest part of year as families gather to watch candles burn out late into the night, and revelers partake in good food and wine. But when a group of travellers from different corners of the land of eternal winter find themselves taking shelter in a small tavern in the middle of a snowstorm, who knows what awaits them! Join Fizzledorp the Goblin Witch toymaker, Vitasya the Undine Sorcerer fortune teller, Dolly the Poppet Bard childcarer and Seymour the Orc Champion of the Hearth as they unravel a mystery involving strange toys, missing treasure and mischievious shadows that stalk the night!Burnt bits get thrown. Windows get broken. Fate gets discussed.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Merriest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the currency exchange on paying it forward?CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect and exploitation, on-screen animal maulings, survivor guilt, childhood trauma, stupid amounts of critsGet the Longnight Before Krampus For Free (or Pay What You Want!)Music by Seventh Midnight[Christmas Jingle] → Christmas Theme 1 by Alexander NakaradaMusic provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTgSpecial Guests:Jess Redekop: https://tectonomancer.carrd.co/Jeff of the Emergency Power Podcast: https://dice.camp/@epn_jeffJordan Cuddlefish: https://linktr.ee/jordanfishChris of Skald's Tale: https://skaldstale.com/ Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HUH? WAIT, WHAT? HUUUUUH?The Radiant Winds have made more than their fair share of enemies over their lifetimes. Musical tieflings, jerkass rivals, murderous assassins... but nobody expected anything to turn out like this, right? Our heroes are faced with an exceptionally lethal challenge as they are ambushed in the night... and at the same time, must juggle the once-in-a-decade tournament they are the prime contenders for! Will the Radiant Winds come out unscathed? Or is their life force on the line in both the streets and stadium?READY?FIGHT!DUEL against unnatural foes with powers they don't understand! STRUGGLE with the forces of nature in the final Exhibition Match! BEHOLD the final Loser's Brackets matches as two teams rise from the ashes for one more attempt at the crown!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the fastest way to grow an audience after you die?CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of suicide, hunting as a sport, animal dismemberment, arguments between romantic interests, dad advice for dating---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAONE FINAL ADDITIONAL-IST MUSIC BY @Alexis_PflaumArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

VERTICAL BATTLE! SMASH YOUR BROTHERS, SUPER STYLE!The halfway mark of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament has passed, and things are getting serious! Two champions reign: the Radiant Winds and the Lightkeepers. The six teams who have lost so far now pit against one another in the loser's bracket, scrambling to prove themselves mighty and take another chance to win the tournament. From Vudrani Elemental Monks to Arcadian Spirit Mantises, the competition is tough... but the fighters must be tougher! All the while, the extraordinary exhibition matches continue... and a shadow stalks the Radiant Winds from the rooftops. Who is it that's chasing them... and do they stand a chance against these uncanny foes?!READY?FIGHT!BRAWL with other teams in an incredible terrain like no other! SEEK advice from a wise warrior with a scarred past! CONFRONT the stalkers on the roofs in a dramatic reveal!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's with all these 39s?!CONTENT WARNINGS: Angst, discussions of limb loss as a traumatic event and coping with them, discussions of body trauma, Derry sings for real in this episode and it is not good---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASH OF THE RIVALS!! A Streak Broken?!It had to come to this. The Radiant Winds stand across from Steps of the Sun, their battledancing rivals. They've overcome terrible beasts, mighty foes and unyielding challenges before... but to defeat someone you think deserves victory more than you? That's a difficult task indeed! As our heroes prepare to pass the midway point of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament and end Day 3, they'll need to take on this team of aasimar and come out on top, or else they're relegated to the loser's bracket! It's all or nothing: hearts beat fast, swords glint and magic sways the crowd. Will the Radiant Winds succeed? Or will the emmissaries of the sun itself be triumphant?READY?FIGHT!OVERCOME opponents with everything to prove in a nailbiting encounter like no other! PARTY with winners and losers alike as the tournament gets real! PACE through the streets in an attempt to lure out a mysterious secret!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are dwarves the only ancestry with the alcohol tolerence of a bear?CONTENT WARNINGS: Angst, stalking, heavy alcohol consumption and inebriation, mild references to disfunctional families, some extremely homoerotic shit---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

INTO THE SKIES! THE GREAT DRAKE RACE OF GOKA!Fly away! The Radiant Winds have a lot on their minds as they prepare to take to the skies of Goka in their most daring challenge yet: the Great Drake Race, which will see the finalists of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament chase each other through the skies in a bid to win fabulous treasures! And yet one of our fighters in particular has a lot on their mind. What does the Radiant Winds' brawling monk fight for? Delve into their past and fight for the future at the same time in a breath-taking extravaganza that'll make you cry, laugh and maybe do a sweet flip. Now hold onto the reigns-- these things go FAST!READY?FIGHT!PARTY in the streets of Goka during the world's biggest festival! SLAY the jiang-shi to protect your honour! SOAR through the skies on a chariot with the whole city watching you!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the swim speed of a very frightened old man?CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families and prolonged on-screen familial arguments and shouting, genuine traumadumping, seriously be ready for some intense familial problems that might hit a little close to home, they leave Lolo to fucking die---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZWHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNAArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BEASTS UNLEASHED! BEGIN THE EXHIBITION MATCHES!The Radiant Winds are off to a great start, securing a victory in the first round! Though we know that they'll be headed to the next round of official matches, the fighting doesn't stop here! Now, our heroes face off against the other teams in the tournament in exhibition matches! These fights are loud! Bold! Unique! They'll give our heroes AND their opponents challenges they may have never faced before while they face off against each other. Will Sangku, Chuji, and Masami really be able to pull this off and win their first exhibition match's prize?! Oh geez! Get into your fighting stance!READY?FIGHT!SPEAK from the heart, and let others know your true feelings! TRANSFORM into a mighty animal to put on a show like no other! WATCH the Ruby Phoenix Tournament unfold as all manners of teams clash together!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should Derry ever really doubt Ritz's power?CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families and on-screen familial arguments and shouting, references to terminal illness, angst over the loss of a limb, nudity and suggestive content, Hiroshi Takahara Is Going To Fuck Your Mom---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN! ROUND ONE: FIGHT!Look how far we've come! From brave adventurers to world-class celebrities, the Radiant Winds now prepare for the first day of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament! With brand new costumes, vast riches and more training than anyone could fit into a lifetime, they're ready for the hardest fights they've ever been through. Seven days, four rounds and fights both traditional and groundbreaking... this promises to be the greatest challenge in the history of Golarion? Are YOU ready? Then get warmed up... Round 1 is upon us, and we're gonna have to fight some of our new friends if we wanna get through!READY?FIGHT!TRAIN with a master of strength to make yourself the greatest version of yourself possible! BRAWL with enemy teams to come out on top of the tournament! WITNESS other teams pitting against one another for the chance to fight against you next!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do YOU have what it takes?!CONTENT WARNINGS: BIG TITTY ONI TIEFLING GF---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeAW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're coming to get you...In the mist-clad lands of Ustalav, where vampires stalk the night and ghosts moan in the dark... three heroes make their way from town to town, only to stop when they discover a ripped note and a plea for help. Something terrible has happened in the town of Fiorna's Faith... and they may be the only ones who can find out the truth of what happened here. Guts, gore and gruesomeness await Angelo, Voltaire and Arseris as they investigate the MARCH OF THE DEAD and overcome the horrors that overcame this small village! As a warning... this episode is very, VERY fleshy! Listeners beware... you're in for a scare!Umbrellas get shared.Barricades get made.Caves get crawled in.All this and more in this VERY spooky episode of Dice Will Roll, the SCARIEST Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it okay to flirt with someone after they find out their family is dead?!CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide, themes of existientialism and nihilism, intense claustrophobia, animal harm and death, intense body horror and gore, questionably requited flirting and romantic advances, a really cool bird

SECRETS OF THE PAST! The Oni's Mask Revealed!After surviving an encounter with lethal, extraplanar assassins, the Radiant Winds stand at the edge of a true mystery. Something is happening behind the scenes of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, and Masami Takahara knows more than they are letting on. The kitsune magus sits down and tells the party of their past, discuss the intrigue of the present and prepare for the inevitable future: the sponsor's auction is upon them! Can our heroes juggle the tragedy of Masami's past and the pressure of the tournament together as one? Only one way to find out!READY?FIGHT!LEAP across rooftops in a distant memory of Goka, 10 years ago! PROVE your might in front of a crowd with mighty opponents ready to take you down! CHOOSE the wealthy patron who will sponsor you and the magnificent treasures they offer to you!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you marry a giant terrifying bird if she's really pretty?CONTENT WARNINGS: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST, implied familial abuse and neglect, child endangerment, heavy themes of trauma, forced feminization as a joke, picking between friends, Lolo is a man of excellent taste---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SECRETS OF THE PAST! The Oni's Mask Revealed!After surviving an encounter with lethal, extraplanar assassins, the Radiant Winds stand at the edge of a true mystery. Something is happening behind the scenes of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, and Masami Takahara knows more than they are letting on. The kitsune magus sits down and tells the party of their past, discuss the intrigue of the present and prepare for the inevitable future: the sponsor's auction is upon them! Can our heroes juggle the tragedy of Masami's past and the pressure of the tournament together as one? Only one way to find out!READY?FIGHT!LEAP across rooftops in a distant memory of Goka, 10 years ago! PROVE your might in front of a crowd with mighty opponents ready to take you down! CHOOSE the wealthy patron who will sponsor you and the magnificent treasures they offer to you!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you marry a giant terrifying bird if she's really pretty?CONTENT WARNINGS: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST, implied familial abuse and neglect, child endangerment, heavy themes of trauma, forced feminization as a joke, picking between friends, Lolo is a man of excellent taste---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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THE TRUTH COMES OUT! What lies hidden in the past?!The week of searching sponsorship is slowly coming to an end, but rather than relief, our heroes can feel the tension ramping up. Unspoken truths, unseen foes and unspeakable mysteries have enveloped the Radiant Winds, and it's coming to a boiling point. How long will they be able to last under this intense pressure? Who knows? Who cares? We've got a LESHY ASS TO KICK. THAT'S RIGHT. SATSUMEIMO THE GENEROUS, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR YAM LOOKING FACE FROOOOWN! YEAAAAH, THAT'S WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT! REVENGE AGAINST SATSUMEIMO! Come on, what else would it be about? Surely nothing... *bad* is going to happen, right..?READY?FIGHT!MEET with an old friend who bears an illustrious invitation! INTERVENE in the boiling squabble between two foes, with you caught in the crossfire! FACE your fears as your history comes to pull you back under!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much gold does it cost to buy, like, a shittonne of ribbons?CONTENT WARNINGS: In-party deceit, implied emotional trauma, second-hand embarrassment and cringeworthy encounters, spousal arguments, minor themes of virtue signalling by corporations, hurting Satusmeimo's feelings---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MUSIC IN THE WINDS! ADVENTURE IN THE OPERA!The week of searching for sponsors continues, and our heroes have some free time to kill before making their way down to the magnificent opera performance put on by the illustrious Master Razu. But there's no time to relax! All we have are questions, questions and more questions. Why is it that the witch prince won't tell his family the truth? Why does the brawling monk fight? What, exactly, is the kitsune trickster hiding from their closest friends? Perhaps answers will finally reveal themselves. Or perhaps, they'll just end ignoring their problems and going to the opera for a nice dinner with some rich peopleREADY?FIGHT!EXPLORE the City of Wonders in your own, mysterious ways! HEAR the tale of the most powerful dragon in Tian Xia! LEAP into action as the masses panic and flee!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there a feat for eating a chicken kebab as fast as possible?CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of strained families and overbearing parents, themes of poverty, discussions of bullying and xenophobia, in-party deceit, gross scroll eating noises---Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic SoundMusic by YouFulcaAdditional Music by McRo MusicEven More Additional Music by EmdascheEven More-er Additional Music by MojimbaTheme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeArt by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.