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The grocery store seems like an innocent place, but you won't believe what they're trying to sell me now. And, it's time for our first installment of john's financial hour, which lasts about 6 minutes, and might lead to an arrest. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I was told to resist drugs and violence growing up, but one of those things is a hell of a lot of fun. The only thing I can afford to eat, evidently, has arsenic in it, and will kill me soon. And, if Saudi Arabia wants to bribe our president, they're going to have to step it up a little bit. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.This episode is dedicated to the boys in the Ohio Valley.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I will be voting for a gang member next presidential election. I can no longer afford to eat. And, hate always wins. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I need the new American pope to install a McDonald's at the Vatican and lift the curse put on me by a 93 year old man!! If you didn't see your mom for Mother's Day -- you're probably out of the will. And, you shouldn't blame a kid for wanting to work for the king of chicken. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's 2025, and there are no more deals to be had. Bill Belichick has moved to North Carolina to enjoy getting sucked off in retirement. And, migrants are being paid $1000 to leave the USA. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Jessica built a rocket and prepares to go to space live on the show to honor astronaut Katy Perry. I saw a homeless man in a dress, which left me wondering, where the hell is the love? And, chicken is fighting back and giving us cancer. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Occasionally I'll say something that gives off the impression that I'm an expert, but in reality I don't have any idea what I'm talking about. My phone algorithm knows I'm going broke before I do. And, I bought a family size box of Nutri-Grain bars, which was a good thing -- until they pissed me off. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Getting high in the backseat of your car can solve a lot of your problems. Also, evidently, they used to rent mules, which sounds like a bad business model. And, Jessica brought me Arby's to celebrate episode #200. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
If your house didn't flood this week, then your 401k is probably down 40%. I saw a six-year-old who looked about 65 years old. And, I don't want to get sentimental. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I've noticed nobody ever offers to share their crack cocaine with me. My local Honda dealership is 100% employee-owned, and I don't like that. And, Florida is taking steps to put children back to work! They'll be roofing in 100° weather this summer! Enjoy.* It does appear Bozeman, Montana, has a Ruth's Chris steakhouse.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.comTEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Buying a Cuisinart 12 piece stainless steel cook set dooms you to a life of being middle class. Astronauts are poor. And, is pimping actually easy? Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I reminisce about the days when I had illegal satellite. I believe I may have discovered a way to prevent many mass shootings. And, there's one breed of dog I have a big problem with. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I might go to Mexico and risk it all. I'm not paying my taxes. And, Jessica shows off her "coastal grandmother aesthetic" in studio. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
You shouldn't negotiate without a spread of food. Spring in right around the corner. And, I rented a car that didn't have the stamina I do. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I was denied a courtesy wave by a man in a t-shirt. Jessica's convinced I have a sad life. And, I destroyed my friend's trash can. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
There's a chance I'll be dead by morning. My neighbor hired people to remodel her home, and they're using bone saws at 3am. I saw a man forget about 9/11. I'm addicted to rice crispy treats now. I got a Taylor Swift coloring book. And, I saw some boys causing destruction and that was pretty cool. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
The Gaza Strip is suddenly the place to be. Jessica quizes me to see how pathetic my life actually is. And, I will be having a rush hour funeral precession for maximum inconvenience. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
You're going to want to upgrade to first class so you don't die in the cheap seats. Also, if you're my friend and you're older than me, when you go to the nursing home I ain't visiting your ass. And, Jessica says she went back to the movies for another Canadian* thriller starring Tim Allen.*Manitoba, (specifically Winnipeg this time and not just Manitoba)Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Not everybody can go places. Instead of installing a security system at my place I'll just be directing burglars to vulnerable neighbors homes instead. And, Jessica debuts her new "at the movies" segment. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Cold arctic air has migrated from Canada, and I'm blaming the president. Also, it's MLK Day, Paula Deen as a DJ, and kids are stealing our jobs. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
People are f'ing around with me and finding out. I could have been killed over cookies. And, I'm only listening to GloRilla in 2025. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Jessica has a surprise to start the new year. All my friends are buying the exact same Honda Civic that I have. And, evidently there's a potato cartel, and it's causing big problems. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Remembering Jimmy Carter, a man I've talked about a lot here on the show. Thanks for a great 2024. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's time for the 1st annual lighting of the tree! Also, don't be afraid to inconvenience your loved ones and ask for late minute gifts. And, Mrs. Claus started an OnlyFans. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Everybody wants to know where the drones over New Jersey are coming from, and what they want, and I have the answer! Also, it's hot assassin winter. And, kids are asking for too much from Santa. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's all over. Also, dirty soda's have arrived from Utah, and Taco Bell is pushing the boundaries. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's Cyber Monday, and of course Jessica misunderstands what that means. There are three weeks to Christmas, and you do in fact need all those material things, because you don't have much else going on in your life. And, I have a wedding to attend -- and based on the invitation -- it's not off to a good start. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's time for the annual stuffing of the turkey! This year, we've taken it on the road and are live from the outskirts of a Kroger parking lot in Dayton, Ohio, stuffing turkeys. Enjoy.TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I reminisce about the summer of '99, a magical time when Burger King had special sauce and Will Smith's Wild Wild West was in theaters. Also, I don't want to go to Mars and Mike Tyson's ass broke Netflix. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I recently celebrated a birthday, which has me wondering; when is it too soon to start experiencing an early mid-life crisis? Also, we elected a new president, and I think I've been misled regarding the results. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
The wait is over! It's Kamala vs. Donald in the ring for 6 rounds of action to determine who's the next president of the United States. Jessica and I are live from the Best Western Ballroom (the one connected to the Denny's) in Indianapolis, Indiana, to call the fight for you. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's Halloween 2024, and you'd better watch out for goblins! I'm dressing up as a T-Rex this year, even though I really wanted to be a Pterodactyl. And, Jessica celebrates my birthday without me. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
After presidential hopeful Harris said she worked at McDonald's, Trump decided to roll up his sleeves and "stand over that french fry" this past weekend. And, is Bill Cosby still alive? It turns out nobody really knows. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
My local grocery store is selling boneless cows now. And, a woman in town was passing out $100 bills if you agreed to vote for her. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Mother Nature finally crossed the line with me this week when she destroyed the fanciest McDonald's in the world. And, everyone with a pulse over the age of 55 has been hoarding toilet paper because of the dockworkers strike. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I've worn my favorite pants so much I've blown out the pockets. Also, Diddy likely sent shockwaves through the entire lube industry when he ordered 1000 bottles. That's a sale that can change a lube salesmen's life. And, I don't know much about vegetables. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I came out of retirement to go back into outer space. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Facebook Marketplace is an interesting and dangerous place. Also, Jessica calls into the show after the presidential debate, while waiting to hopefully speak with the candidates. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I'm still on a steady Flintstones vitamin regimen. Jessica has moved out and lives on the streets now. And, I've been eating a lot of refried beans lately. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
It's Labor Day 2024. I joined exclusive company, I'm now an Amazon Prime member. School is back, and that's an inconvenience. And, Jessica and I cover a shift at the bottling plant. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Tetherball should be an Olympic sport. And, I go by a new name down at the post office. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Kamala Harris ate an entire bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. I visited a cult in Virginia. And, last week I told you grown ass adults can't run lemonade stands, but evidently I was wrong! Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Somebody told me life is giving out lemons, and I'm supposed to sell lemonade now, but that sounds like a pain in the ass. Also, I was being nice this week, and that was a big mistake. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Hurricane Debby has come to ruin my summer like spoiled potato salad at a picnic. Jessica prepares for the storm by battening down the hatches. And, I recap my recent journey to the Midwest. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I had a wonderful show planned, until Mr. Rainwater called in a favor (because I borrowed his power tools), and demanded Moscow Lady Mule's basketball. Enjoy.Gm 1 - 05:19Gm 2 - 33:08Gm 3 - 59:55Gm 4 - 1:22:44Gm 5 - 1:45:18Gm 6 - 2:12:10New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
I had a worthless childhood, and it's time to prepare for the apocalypse by eating out of a bucket. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Just when you thought a Trump rally was the safest place on earth, tragedy struck. It used to be harder to be morbidly obese. And, my feud with the Cambodians at the donut shop, unfortunately, continues. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
The 4th of July seemed especially festive this year, and I'm involved in a fued with the Cambodians. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Ready or not, it's Independence Day. The debate was comical. The economy has gone to shit. And, I reminisce about the glory days of pimping. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Summer has arrived, which means it's time to live on the streets in cardboard boxes and sleep with chefs. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINETEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
Jessica debuts her new album. Enjoy.Track 1 - 1:28 - No Turning BackTrack 2 - 4:45 - Lil' Mr. RainwaterTrack 3 - 7:15 - Asses On The LineTrack 4 - 8:57 - Pure Russian DropsTrack 5 - 9:50 - Just The SameTrack 6 - 11:05 - Rainwater LoveTrack 7 - 12:55 - PRR For LifeTrack 8 - 15:30 - Rainfall MasterTrack 9 - 17:56 - Scandal Track 10 - 19:30 - Sweatshop WhispersTrack 11 - 22:15 - We Won't Stop/Rainwater Love IITrack 12 - 24:10 - A Taste Of Our NationTrack 13 - 26:30 - It's For MeNew episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast.https://www.icancomplain.com/(we do weird shit here)TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE
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