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We are just a couple of guys who want to talk about everything and make people laugh! Check out our Instagram (@pens_word) for the doodles and art created during our shows, and follow our Twitter (@Pens_Word) for questions, podcast updates, and posts from us! If you want to get in contact with us, m…

Pen Sword


    • Jan 26, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 81 EPISODES


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    episode 81: It's actually Monday and Youtube Pro Style Outtros!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2020 137:03


    (01-26-2020... recorded earlier than that)hey guys... its us!its a good long goofy one enjoy :)

    Episode 80: TikTok impacts local mans musical tastes, Jill Dugger skips Thanksgiving, and can Goop save the vibes?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2019 71:30


    The boys are in full form today. From taking an anger walk at the thought of being forced to listen to a musical to Ian the lad with the secret unwanted skill as an amazing shoe artist! Toss in some conspiracy theories that probably got the boys put on cia, fbi, grocery, and nsa lists! Sprinkle in a victory or two for the guy downstairs. And BOOM! The conversation is brewed!Also have you joined Jacobs poop league? If not , get wit it breh!____________________________Share us, like us, bake us cookies!

    Episode 79: The Poop League and Kajammies Newest characters

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 58:51


    It's all here. All the dreams and thoughts you've ever wanted said out loud. Join the boys on a journey into the madness that is life.Also Jacob has a poop league. Joshua has joined it. Where are you at?!____________________________Share us, like us, bake us cookies!

    Episode 78: Suprise! We Ain't Dead and is Aladdin in Death Stranding?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 60:37


    Get ready for your good ol pals coming back at you!There is a mild explanation at the start addressing the month of pain the boys put you threw as you had to survive life without a conversation. Never again!

    Episode 77: Pro Tip for Shipping your Kids and Sign ups for xXxtreme Tag are up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 59:44


    Ayyyeee! Welcome to the conversation!Since Josh was taking so much time editing... The boys have decided try out a semi automated editor AI. We’ll see if it works out

    Episode 76: Josh, the Sickly Boy and The Fruit Gusher of Bad Decisions!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 45:42


    Halloween is in a couple days! May you feast on all the candies! The boys have a Facebook group “Pensword posts”! It’s more fun than just a FB page as you can post whatever and interact with others and the boys. Go check it out!____________________________Share us, like us, bake us cookies!Listen to the show anywhere podcasts are found! (@pens_word, pen sword, or pensword)

    Episode 75: Fifty shades of Your eternal life and Moving is Fun!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 69:31


    Jake brings his published editorial works to the show today! Josh puts a random redditer in his place. And the boys wonder why everyone is satisfied with a boring God figure? And Jake gets a new bigger apartment wooo! This and more for your listening pleasure today on PENSWORD!The boys have a Facebook group “Pensword posts”! It’s more fun than just a FB page as you can post whatever and interact with others and the boys. Go check it out!____________________________Share us, like us, bake us cookies!Listen to the show anywhere podcasts are found! (@pens_word, pen sword, or pensword)

    Episode 74: "STOP TOUCHING MY RADIO!" and You Can Cohabitate With Other People.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 67:45


    Today goes from Farcry, to French cartoons, to meeting thee “Factchecker” , and asking what was your best gift! all topped of with the “The serious boys” showing up talking on the UN’s new Sex Education rollout! Things go wherever they like today, even the station itself.Can the boys get an f in the comments?____________________________Share us, like us, bake us cookies!Interact with us on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! Listen to the show anywhere podcasts are found! (@pens_word, pen sword, or pensword)

    Episode73: An attempt to "Protect the Youth" and 72hour Pizza.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 63:42


    Jake and Josh talk about the Sam Young movement “protect the youth” as well as the sturdyness of pizza staying edible at room temperature. Plus Jake speaks on why Superman is a bore, why his son Odin forbids sleep in his home, and why he shouldn’t be told when in the day he can have eggs! while Josh learns who TGrizzle is and sprinkles in a “conspiracy” or two into the conversation!Fun fun. Also “Moi minute” gets an opener jingle! Fun fun. Also “Moi minute” gets an opener jingle! NEAT NEWS: We are backlogged a couple episodes. If your wondering why the boys are talking of things that happened a week or two ago. That’s why! There will be a double post on week and we will just be a week ahead instead of two.

    Episode 72: 4 Men, 2 Mics, and a Twighlight fan fiction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 58:03


    Max and Ian joined the boys for part two of the Twilight fan fiction “My Immortal”.It’s a bit chaotic. From Jake’s phone videos to Grims random howls outside the Door, the boys have never had a harder time staying on topic. but as they say “there is beauty in chaos!” ... someone has said that most likely at least. Anyways, Enjoy the beauty!Praise keen. May keen be of you.

    Episode 71: Fun Dip and More Helpful Targeted Adds

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 62:39


    From the Snake building the Pop preaches in to Jake’s need for better advertisement via the Government who is listening to him talk at all times. The boys got it all today!

    Episode 70: Copyrighted Birthday and Jake's Spot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2019 53:16


    This week Issac sends the boys a present for Richards birthday without Richard or Issac knowing it! num num in the boys tumtums.pretty neat. go listen.Happy birthday Zman!

    Episode 69: Another one and Tekashi duels Jacob!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 65:59


    Late posted but worth it! Plus that means you might just possibly get two shows this week! if you count your week starting at Sunday that is. And if that isn't you well... "Buttsss"

    Episode 68: Censoring Them Swears and Creative Shapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 57:48


    Thee one and only Richard joins the very late night conversation today! Audio is much better though the boys are still working out the kinks as you'll hear from time to time. Enjoy Richard's Foot taco, Jake's love for Atlantis, and Josh's solitude!

    Episode 67: The Lofties and a choice... cat or lemon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 79:42


    Jibbers joins the boys as they go deep into the rich lore of "the Lofties".Enjoy the wonderful ambient sounds of 3 mics picking up each the guys, no matter who is talking, as they share lemons in the crate!

    Episode 66: Episodeception and Topics Without Introduction

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 83:48


    Ever deleted a thing you had worked on for a few hours? well now Josh can say he has! The balancing out of Jake and Josh's volume was lost in "the great deletion" and we are aware of some crackles at parts. Issues we wont have next time! If you stumble across anything super off shoot us a message!Welp...You live, you learn, and you save files better! Or as Moi says when she heard of the trouble while on facetime, "Just use tape and you can put it together! Just use tape, so you can fix it together. Mom i need tape.. for Uncle Gosh to fix it."Moi did find some tape. It worked wonders!ok. bye!-the BoysHit us up on our new facebook group!

    Episode 65: The Moons a Hologram and "Bears are Fast!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 64:50


    We apologize for the delays lately but real life work and responsibilities sometimes come a calling. THOUGH! a larger issue is josh is trying new fun things while editing the show. Such as, editing Jakes naughty words, making Josh ramble slightly less when he gets excited, and taking out 10mins worth of “sniffles” and “ums” from them both! It all takes time. But we are working on upping the show quality so please bare with us. It’ll be worth it and more content will flow from it

    Episode 64: A Wild Hayhay Appears and The Heart of the Cards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 52:35


    Enjoy a couple surprise guests and random thoughts with your boys!

    Episode 63: Heavy Metal Bullfrog and Death Himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 68:08


    hey. hi. listen up, smile a bit, and send some cookies!

    Episode 62: Wooden pants and We are nerds get over it.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 66:17


    Josh learned to edit on audacity on the new HP laptop!Enjoy the conversation about stuff and things and moat importantly Jakes inability to defeat bosses in final fantasy.There are few audio issues do to learning the new stuff. 2 mics on a PC is harder than expected. But doable!Please let one of the boys know any technical issues you hear or see! In a few episodes Pensword plans to make some solid moves so help us smooth out the wrinkles over this next month. thanks!

    Episode 61: Life is Happening, Things are There, and Stuff is Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 71:14


    Josh got a computer! We don't have it yet tho, so we're gonna talk about stuff

    Episode 60: My Immortal Chapters 1-11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 72:46


    We're sorry about last week, Josh was sick, but to make up for it, we have double the people THIS week! It's bring your sibling to work day and Ian and Emily are with us to read crappy fan fiction!!

    Episode 59: Calling the Tracking Number and Disrupting the Establishment

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 64:37


    HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE!! That is all. Also check the instagram and the facebook for pics from the episode! They're important this week! Also if you guys have a better idea for how we can share media with you if you don't use instagram and facebook, send us a message or let us know at penswordpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 58: Knights Quest and A Kid in King Arthur's Court

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 60:33


    Today the boys discuss pot pies, artichokes (sea food or vegetable?), celebrities like Tony Hawk and Marc Ronson, and for some reason Jake can't go 5 minutes without getting off topic and looking up a video online. (he noticed it in editing and he's sorry) AND JAKE REMEMBERED THE NAME OF THE LEPRECHAUN MOVIE!! ITS LUCK OF THE IRISH AND IT WAS A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE

    Episode 57: Rollercoaster Monday and Time Travel Birthday Suit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 76:15


    Today Jake and Josh get really excited about too many things and can't stay on one topic for too long! Also Jake is sorry the episode is up late! He was tired and had to get up early to fight off roving bands of sand pirates!

    Episode 56: Pinball Wizards

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 54:45


    Today Jake and Josh talk about French churches, baby-wipe flavored jelly beans, and a whole bunch of other completely related things.

    Episode 55: Crappy Saturday and Car Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 56:10


    Today Jake and Josh talk about their 99 problems, and cash money is one of them fo sho! They also talk about major news, technology, and the black hole picture THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!!

    Episode 54: The Easter Hare and Our Inevitable Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 60:39


    Today the boys talk about the usual, history, politics, religion, mammals that lay eggs, you know, same old same old.

    Episode 53: My Name is Fred and Soviet Coke

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 85:18


    Today the boys talk about silly personal stories, stressful work environments, and being the best YOU that YOU can be!!

    Episode 52: Jake the Dad and Misleading Horse Mermaids

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 64:25


    Here there be monsters...and the new Buttface-ito from Taco Bell!!

    Episode 51: Eragon Movie is Bad and Buy Me Orange Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 72:12


    Today the boys stop an evil plot to kidnap a beloved singing trio by using their super powers!!

    Episode 50: Halfway to 100!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 64:06


    Today the boys talk about animal facts, childhood aspirations to be archeologists, and some listener submitted topics!! ALSO TALK TO US ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!

    Episode 49: Complaining and Fighting Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 64:25


    Today Jake and Josh talk about retail shenanigans, soda (or pop depending on your region), and the fighting video game genre!

    Episode 48: Weird Video Games and Armed Geese

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 82:45


    Today Jake and Josh talk about things that do matter and things that don't!!!

    Episode 47: Baking Trivia and Remembering the Name of Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 62:41


    THE NAME OF THE MOVIE THEATRE IS ALAMO DRAUGHTHOUSE!!! And we also talked about baking, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (ugh) butterflies, moths, movies, music, and a few things we couldn't remember the names of :P

    Episode 46: Some People Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 66:07


    Today Jake and Josh talk about people taking advantage of other people, and Jake's mic stops working a couple times! HE'S DOING HIS BEST EDITING BUT SOMETIMES NOTHING CAN BE DONE!

    Episode 45: Fries and Feels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 64:13


    Jake and Josh get up to date on the hottest film and recycling trends before getting DEEP in the FEELS ZONE

    Episode 44: Jake's Birthday!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 61:21


    Today Jake is a year older, and the boys talk about Washington D.C., fancy food, and selling your morality for lots and lots of money!! Also apparently Jake's birthday present from technology is weird audio! It's not bad, but its different! Thanks technology!!

    Episode 43: New Years Resolutions and Clue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 67:40


    Today Josh and I discuss movies, video games, and normal bodily functions. Also some people stop in to say hi! (but are mostly edited out for your convenience.)

    Episode 42: Nope, Nope, Nope, and Mackenzie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 81:38


    Ian still remembers the shoes Kenzie!!!!

    Episode 41: Apple Watches and Grimm's Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 80:04


    A new year is on the horizon! We apologize for the spotty audio halfway through, pretty sure Josh jiggles his mic chord in and out of his mic when Jake isn't looking just for fun.

    Episode 40: Georgia Treats and Judgy Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 81:24


    Episode 39: Personality Tests

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018 88:31


    With the help of our guest Ben, we each took personality tests today to find out more about ourselves... and just because I guess

    Episode 38: Air Fryers and the BSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 68:17


    What makes a man? A beard? An air fryer? More merit badges? Little Caesars pizza?!?

    Episode 37: Linkin Park and the Booby Bandit

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 63:50


    DID YOU CLEAN THE SNOW OFF OF THE GARBAGE CANS?!? CORPORATE IS COMING TOMORROW!!

    Episode 36: The Alphabet and Shakespeare

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2018 64:58


    Today Jake talks like he has a cold but he DOESN'T SNIFF THE WHOLE TIME because he's doing his best. And the boys both have car troubles. yay.

    Episode 35: That's Fine

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 70:57


    Today the boys talk about insurance, pizza heavy metal, and Spirit

    Episode 34: Comics and Microblading

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2018 54:20


    Today the boys have a visit from their mutual friend, and discover a disturbing eyebrow treatment!

    Episode 33: Guests and Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 75:05


    Today we have our first guest!! And we spend way too much time reviewing PETA's FAQ webpage and even more time reading horoscopes!!

    Episode 32: Spooky Spicy Storytime!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 58:16


    Today Jake and Josh stumble upon some ghosts!! Halloween!!

    Episode 31: Jake

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 62:04


    WARNING!! We talk about some mormon stuff today, and also Batman Ninja comes to Netflix on Oct. 26!!

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