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Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!

Tom, Chris, and Pete


    • Apr 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 100 EPISODES


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    #94 - The Space Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 53:20


    Send us a textNa-Nu Na-Nu! The three jolly earthlings are back with talk of a canine creature in space, favourite space films, it's off to India we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we speak of smells / fragrances in space (kinda!), then there's our old friend, a scenario-based questionnaire about space tourism on a budget, plus more besides! Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    #93 - The Mythology Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 62:13


    Send us a textWell, the three vagabonds are back again with talk of befriending a mythical beast in China, a doctor offers us his help, we talk about our fave mythological creatures, it's off to Scotland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we have an urban legend from Japan, and Tom speaks of Aesop's Fables. It's a mythological feast for your ears!Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    #92 - The Future Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 61:58


    Send us a textBeen a minute! The three oddballs of oddness have returned from their busy schedules for Chris to talk about using A.I to describe us, there are more futuristic shenanigans from our lovely listeners, we go off to Toyota Woven City in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Pete questions whether Japan really is all that hi-tech, and then Tom looks at the future of the most important day of the year....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    #91 - The Fashion Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 69:15


    Send us a textHappy New Year! (can we still say that!?)There is talk of Pete's misfortune, indoor footwear, Chris demonstrates his trend-setting capabilities, there's the first Audience Communication of 2025, it's off to Northern Ireland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there are musings about an odd collection of fellows in a Japanese pub, and a hat quiz! Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    #90 - The Christmas Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 68:22


    Send us a textJoyeux Noel! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! We have an exchange of presents between the three pals, Chris talks of hunting down yet another beast, we have Tom's Audience Intercommunication, we're off to South Carolina in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom questions the antics of ol' Santa Claus, and there are further festive developments from a zoo in Osaka, Japan! Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    #89 - The Beast Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2024 47:19


    Send us a textWild things! Chris regales us with his successful attempt at befriending a legendary beast, there's more beastly talk in Audience Intercommunication, it's off to Denver, Colorado in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's hot zoo news from Japan, and Tom shows his caring side despite his apparent lack of empathy. Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    #88 - The Love Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 48:36


    Send us a textNous parlons d'amour! Chris is talking about young love, there's a bit of spite and a bit of fun in Audience Intercommunication, we're off to Australia in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, we're writing love songs, and Tom will speak of the Greatest Love of all! Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!Lots of love from SYMJ xxx

    #87 - The Home Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 52:09


    Send us a textHey! In a bit of a change in format, we'll be basing each episode for the foreseeable future around a theme (possibly very loosely) with this one being all about home! Chris talks about the meaning of home, we've got some home-based correspondence, Chris takes us to China where we're all ears about a very unusual home, Pete's banging on about vacant houses in Japan, and Tom takes us to his home from home. HOME!Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 86 - Cacti, Accents, and a Scary Bouncy Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 54:38


    Send us a textAutumnal greetings! The three horror shows of humour return with talk of cat / dog translations, cosmic jokes, claws, eunuchs, being locked in a closet, there's the return of Poetry Corner, the desert, Halloween season, Freddy Krueger, classic horror baddies, Gomez Addams, Hannibal Lecter, liver, lava beans, the Invisible Man, Child's Play, ginger people, killer toys, violent dreams, a house brick, big heads, we're going off to Germany in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, graphic opera, raccoons, a prickly mayor, CACTI!, absinthe, laced sofas, swearing, uptalk?, catchphrases, Gordon Ramsay, making an omelette, BDSM, there's a *technical glitch*, Tom makes a baddy, and THERE'S MUCH MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Bonus Stuff - SYMJ JINGLE MEGA MIX!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 4:16


    Send us a textHere's 4 minutes plus of some of our best jingles from the last few years all blended together in roughly alphabetical order. Enjoy!  Also available on our YouTube channel.....https://www.youtube.com/@ShowYourselfMr.JasmineFeel free to share!Need episode coming soon.....

    Episode 85 - Pandas, Spuds, and an Itchy Knee

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 49:39


    Send us a textHello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challenges, dogs, noses, tongues, Chow Chows, Black Jacks, Paul McCartney, platinum, ripped bodies, Oktoberfest, projectile vomiting, Guangyuan Zoo, panda dogs, barking, roast potatoes, Dauphinoise potatoes, Hasselback potatoes, foreign spuds, mnemonics, mind palaces, counting in Japanese, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 84 - Skint, Book Poison, and Whose Line is it Anyway?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 61:26


    Send us a textYeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, cords, pink cards, doggies, lovely fish, naughty pictures, TV, Glen Armpeas, celebrity fallouts, MasterChef, penne, roleplay / improv, sudoku, Glen(n)s, we're going to Nashville in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, toxic books, libraries, rubbing yourself on stuff, Aylesbury, magic, crappy tattoos, sauna things, angry parents, being stuck in a lift, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 83 - Binbags, Prolific Pete, and a Trip to Crete

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 64:01


    Send us a textBin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider searches, Where's Wally?, annoying people from the West Midlands, we're off to India in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, pebbling dashing, flushing toilets, Dr. Fool / Fuel, people tied to trees, New Delhi, the Oasis reunion, Pete's discography, TV, vikings, apocalypse vibes, roleplays, and SO much more! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 82 - Disappointment, Dirty Protests, and Primordial Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 54:33


    Send us a Text Message.Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in bogs, ice cream vans, the River Seine, furious Parisians, dirty protests, extra ears, excreting stuff, tops tips for dealing with disappointment, music festivals, Glen Armpeas, and LOTS MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 81 - Giving, Bratwursts, and a Farmer's Toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 62:53


    Send us a Text Message.The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems, oboes, bratwurst. Chris is taking us off to Northern Australia AND New York, New York in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar. There's election talk / musings on a perfect Prime Minister, and have you heard of the World Giving Index!? PLUS MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above).  You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 80 - Grease, Sin, and Reptilian Overlords

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 67:51


    Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke,  Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar), a woman in a supermarket sign, body odour, The Seven Deadly Sins, AND MUCH MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, or X (@YourselfJasmine).  You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 79 - A Road Trip, Hooves, and Fun at the McMenemy Suite

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 65:33


    Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's, Grimsby Town FC's facilities, our favourite listener, the good people of Grant (NB), high winds, diapers, greenbacks (?), soup, and much more! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, or X (@YourselfJasmine).  You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 78 - Chickens, Tank Tops, and Words of (un)Wisdom

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 61:30


    Guess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vests,  service refusal, health checks, shrinking in height (decompression of the spine!), being overweight, liver function, funeral plans, purgatory, cartoons, tank tops, keeping chickens in GRANT, NEBRASKA, a library book amnesty, the Kama Sutra, a superintendent's error, overhanging branches, advice from Pete, and a quiz about May Day! PLUS LOADS MORE! Yay or nay? Need we ask? Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, or X (@YourselfJasmine).  You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 77 - Oscars, Koftas, and Job Offers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 65:45


    After a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, horse racing, open roads, supermarket trolleys, pound coins, gambling, keeping the economy afloat, WAGs, The Oscars, Grant (Nebraska), excess property / equipment, an auction, job interview questions, an internship, a crew cab, ball pits, The Banana Pancake Trail, hippies, smoothies, The Full Moon Party, Ko Pha Ngan, paper straws, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 76 - World Records, Pirates, and Back in the DPRK

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 66:19


    Welcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness,  job applications, Grant (Nebraska), world records, Chris' mother, lanyards, plastic forks in a man's beard, number-one singles, rabbits out a hat, paper airplanes, human brains, holding your breath, omelettes, hats, protein powder, petrol money, cremation awakening, a detained pigeon, a sad donkey, Coca-Cola, a catfish factory, a football academy, North Korea, sleeping arrangements, spies, a pirate quiz, pirate history, pirate stuff, PIRATES, and a whole lot more!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 75 - Cards, Cold Conditions, and Compromised Cash

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 59:50


    Yeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsule hotels, mountain air, condiments, Valentine cards, escaped monkeys, Pennsylvania, bucks, dogs eating things they shouldn't, chilly Canadians, subzero temperatures, Pancakes Day, and more! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 74 - Baba Vanga, Bin Women, and Banana Artwork

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2024 66:58


    Belated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands, Chris' mysterious neighbour, the lads next door, wheelies, swapsies, art galleries, banana artwork, cyber warfare, Baba Vanga, darts, Luke Littler, the taste for kebabs, condiments, government agencies, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 73 (The Christmas Special) - Carrots, The Naughty List, and a Lump of Coal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 68:37


    Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the dentist, KFC, general merriment, Christmas trees, festive songs, The Jarrow Arrow, radio, Mariah Carey, illegal recordings, colouring books, out-of-stock carrots, ashtrays, cherished memories, batteries from Santa, NOT Spain, toilet stuff, logs, figurines, manure, being naughty, being nice, Charles Dickens, The Jasmine Playhouse, opening presents, Tokyo Disneyland, and SO MUCH MORE MERRY FUN!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 72 - Kippers, Couches, and The Monkey's Pyjamas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2023 53:55


    It's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a little blue suitcase, Steve Cram in all his guises, Poetry Corner, smearing Nutella, fixing Britain, a mysterious manager, forcing fluid, dead spiders, reanimation, ethics, Doctor Who, sofas/settees/couches, Google reviews, and loads more! What a hoot! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 71 - Dystopia, Escapes, and an Autobiography

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 51:25


    Those three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famous runner (!), concern for Tom, The Beatles, AI, illegal Scandinavian reindeers, a big fence, passports, dynamite in cars, simian escapes, Planet of the Apes, lions in Grimsby, The Day of the Triffids,  a dystopian supermarket experience, and MUCH MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 70 - Night Shifts, a Liar, and a Curious Customer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 44:37


    The three wagsters return with prattle about rugby, whiskey, jazz, Mr. Bean, gaming, BBQs, Poetry Corner, birthdays, recruitment agencies, warehouse work, mysterious figures, threatening notes, unions, TikTok lies, pint challenges, Okinawa, sanshin, convenience stores, underpants, scooters, helmets, pubs, bath cans, the supernatural, and Papa....Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 69 - Eels, Heels, and Superman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 54:47


    Cor blimey! The triad of titter return with talk of Pete becoming a pro-wrestler, regional delicacies (pie, mash, and liquor), Poetry Corner returns, there's also talk of effigies, fighting tips, Nutella, vans, flying headbutts, pushing people, butterflies, ponies on buses, holes in the Great Wall of China, sperm donors, sheep in greenhouses, combine harvesters, autumn festivals, Superman, the lexicon of wrestling, and much more besides!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 68 - Rats, Baboons, and Talking Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 47:45


    The three peddlers of mirth return with talk of pair tattoos, terms of endearment, incontinence, geography teachers, school, Africa, search engines, bags of cans, rats, there are facts, and a quiz! Cor blimey guv'nor! The rozzers turn up, too! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 67 - Ghana, School, and a Cockapoo Tattoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 56:13


    We're back! The trinity of guff return with talk of a Finnish bear, book clubs, cults, being down south, parole officers, copper theft, a yacht sinking, a postcard from Chaka Demus & Pliers, raw crumpets, spiritual marriage, going back to school, collecting memorabilia, loads (and we mean LOADS) of wine in Moldova, tattoo designs, and plenty more besides. Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Bonus Episode - Audience Intercommunication; a Sample Jar Vol.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 31:22


    Greetings! SYMJ will return in its entirety with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep those plates of interest spinning....This sample jar is dedicated to Tom's Audience Intercommunication where our custodian of emails / letters / pigeons etc.  regales us with YOUR correspondence. It's a real hoot, it really is. Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Bonus Episode - Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar; a Sample Jar Vol.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 25:23


    Hello! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep your proverbial lips moist...In this sample jar we hear a ghost story from the best bar in Nebraska City – Dinty Moore's, Chris takes us off to Japan for the tale of the space hamster,  we hear about a woman having some public toilet issues up a mountain near Seattle, and more!Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Bonus Episode - Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar; a Sample Jar Vol.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 25:35


    Been a minute! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to tide you over...This sample jar begins with Chris saying goodbye to Grant, Nebraska (our first love), before we hear the words "Dinty Moore's" for the first time (life changer), then there is a bit about Family Feuds in Omaha. Nebraska-tastic! Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 66 - Beach Bods, Runza, and a Seven-Foot Mongolian

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 48:15


    Bonjour! The trio of titter return with jibber-jabber about dinner parties, crocodile / alligator jokes, putting your foot in it, Poetry Corner, the genitalia of Australians, teeth, broken bones, people from the future, Nebraska City's weather, the price of a beer in Omaha, Runza, Sumo, hot pot, rice, noodles, under Chris' beard, buttocks, beach bodies, ice cream refusals, arm wrestling, and LOADS MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 65 - Hosers, King Charles, and a Rubbish Librarian

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 45:16


    Greetings! The three wise(ish) guys are back with talk of the Coronation (yawn), Canada, Australia, New Zealand, King Charles (Poetry Corner), Dinty Moore's, Pickleball, pasta in a stream, New Jersey, a suspect mayor, imaginary characters, microfiche, lesser-known words / phrases, and loads more! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 64 - Vegans, Bird Poo, and Naked in a Chopper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 45:13


    Oh what an atmosphere! The trio of chums are back with talk of annoying kids, foul smells, Poetry Corner, Geoff Capes' fury, the pub, the Coronation, Nebraska, Sip Nebraska (booze tasting festival), being naked inappropriately, a quick-fire game from Tom, vegetarianism, and loads more....Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 63 - Double Lives, a Big Mole, and Ducks that Weep

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2023 52:57


    The trifecta of fun stuff return with waffle about haircuts, moles, steak tartare, dysentery, the return of Poetry Corner, deceased WWE wrestlers, lemon and garlic chicken, YouTube videos, the lesser-known laws of Nebraska, onion breath, planes, horses, oxen, Bia Hoi, cheap beer, secret lives, and LOADS MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 62 - Gaddafi, Daisy Chains, and a Chairman Mao Alarm Clock

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 61:43


    The trio of titter return with guff about Vietnam, underpants, currency, a fun game, Colonel Gaddafi, ice cream, bespoke trousers, a touching letter, out-of-date food, large amounts of snow, admiral talk, Nebraska, Dinty Moore's charity event for Dawn (respect), education, dealing with cheating, vaping, Jane Austen, and so much more!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!You also check out Pete's holiday snaps on all the social media above. Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 61 - Sausages, Admirals, and Animals Like Camels

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 59:25


    The triad of guff are back with talk of illness, Australian beans, Vegemite, Chris' musical news, swaps, Hungry Hippos, high-heel boots, first date advice, becoming an admiral in Nebraska, Jim Pillen, cold and flu remedies, balloons, UFOs, sausages, and Tom's Unexplained Paranormal and Conspiracy Theory Whatnots is BACK! PLUS MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 60 - Bangkok Nights, A.I, and Mr. Fries

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 60:12


    Tom, Chris, Pete, and Artificial Intelligence bring you this whizz-banger of an episode! There's talk of Bangkok, lookalikes, possible adoptions, man bags, A.I, King Henry VIII, Pickleball, Opal Fruits, Valentines Day, Dr. Love, romantic gestures, Kool-Aid (invented in Hastings, Nebraska), Jouhatsu (people disappearing), Pancakes Day, and a gameshow from Tom! Plus LOTS more! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 59 - Gas Pipes, Pop Mags, and Intercourse the Penguin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 49:42


    Yikes! The three horsemen of the peculiar are back with talk of protests, CDs, crows, seagulls, Twitter polls, Steve Cram, Guinness, Chris' musical, swaps, bone-grinding, pigs, family tears, Nebraskan agriculture, corn, the official fish of Nebraska, dangerous animals of Nebraska, plagiarism, insect bites, Pickleball, dinosaurs, true crime, Japanese bands, and LOADS MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3Pete's EP..... https://redflagwaltz.bandcamp.com/album/homesick-nomadYou know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 58 - Des Moines, Der Kale, and Das Kapital.. of Armenia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 55:37


    Happy New Year! The three purveyors of mirth are back in 2023 with talk of Christmas in Armenia, The monarch's festive speech, telly, cans, early nights, sukiyaki, a trip to the shrine, a musical involving porridge, present swaps, sausage fingers, keyboards, drums, drones, multi-gym, conjoined twins, nan's house, parallel universes, snow sculptures in Grant (Nebraska), extreme cold, messages from Nebraskan friends, Mulberry Lane (the pop group), party plans, an apology to Iowa, a smoothie quiz (of sorts), Pete's cretinous behaviour ranking, and A LOAD MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 57 (The Christmas Special) - Porridge, Pajamas, and a Jolly Old Elf

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 56:26


    Merry Christmas! Felicitations at this festive time of year! Open this treasure trove of an episode to reveal talk of mulled wine, lager, roaring fires, advent calendars, Christmas movies, sweepstake news, Chris' musical,  a festive limerick, festive agendas, Nebraska at Christmas (they take it seriously), the Nebraskan pop group - Mulberry Lane, Dinty Moore's,  KFC, Christmas food from around the world, dinner plans, six Christmas roll-a-stories, and other stuff! A veritable feast!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 56 - Satsumas, Frezno, and Retaliatory Rabbits

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 47:34


    Football, football, football! The three goalhangers of mirth are blathering on about going to bed early, football, missing goals, scoreless matches, football, sweepstakes, a Greenland World Cup song, Bristol stereotypes, Nebraskan charity work in Zimbabwe (good on them!), grim tales from Nebraska, kissing, favourite footballers, soccer, opinions on soccer from North Americans, and a LOT MORE! Did we mention football!? Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 55 - Crocs, Greenland, and Some Threadbare Gold Shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 48:00


    The three quipsters are back once again with discourse relating to the World Cup, booze bans, boozy journeys home, a sweepstake, climate change protester names, a trip to Mars, Man (?), Dinty Moore's, a macabre folklore wormhole, a literary challenge, breaking stereotypes, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE. It really will be a special treat!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 54 - The Zoo, Zimbabwe, and Squeezing Scandinavians

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 49:33


    The three funny men are back with talk of zoo trips, pickling, a very snowy sequel from Chris, the dark web, news from Nebraska in Far off Foreign Affairs from Afar, midnight visits from emergency services, senses of shame, morality, a scientific scenario-based questionnaire, Zimbabweans, Japanese festivals, and a whole load more!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 53 - Troubled Ed, Disturbed Sleep, and Tormented on the Toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 44:35


    Oooh! Happy Halloween! The three frightening philanderers (not really) are back with some spooky vibes. There is talk of cupboards, costumes, beermats, scrolls from ghouls, pumpkins, Dinty Moore's (Nebraska) haunted ice machine, disturbed sleep, quacks, urban legends, creepy pasta (?), haunted dolls, Aka Manto, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 52 - Twenty Mushrooms, Eight Planets, and Seven Dwarves

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 50:22


    Greetings! The three geysers of mirth are back once again with talk of mottos, letters to brothers, names for new numbers / times in the day, bathing in baked beans, Wesley Smunk, Family Feud (Fortunes), Omahans, wood carving, mushrooms (edible and otherwise), PLANET NEWS, Disneyfication, and fairytales. Crikey! What a load of stuff.....AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 51 - Zodiac, Applejack, and Outfits for Autumn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 45:21


    We're back! The trio of middle-aged scampsters are talking about meeting up in the pub, abrasive facial hair, pleasant aromas, breakfast in bed, Autumnal fashion, penance for not doing the pod for a bit, letters, The Nebraska City Apple Jack Festival, some illicit reading material, jet lag, world time zones, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Coming soon.....

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 1:30


    Well folks, everyone's favourite dose of nonsense will be back in mere days! Stay tuned! 

    Episode 50 - Quicksand, Nebraska, and Spontaneous Human Combustion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 53:05


    Well, it's episode number 50! The three oddballs are back again with talk of quicksand, RoboCop, lovely sport, a chair museum, trespassing on football grounds, trucks, Chaka Demus & Pliers' art, Cycle to Work Day, a revisit to NEBRASKA (!) in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, monkey attacks in Japan, another installment of Tom's series about unexplained conspiracies and paranormal whatnots with a quiz about spontaneous human combustion, plus a whole load more! Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

    Episode 49 - Staying Cool, Road Movies, and the Space Hamster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 55:22


    Oh yeah! The trio of buffoonery are back once again with chat about the heat, earbuds, being left-handed people, audio books, reading glasses, staying cool, Tip Tops, cold showers, hamsters in space, elaborate paint jobs on trucks, space, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, a Soviet dog, izakaya, British pubs in Japan, and A WHOLE LOAD MORE!Oh, and....Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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