The Future is a F****r

There she is, freezing her bare bottom off in a field in the middle of Siberia. Exit chased by a bear. Not the best place to wake up after a six month sleep.

In which Brontay rides to work in a hyperloop and gets a formal warning from an irate clock. She visits Sosamantha's Date and Mate, the last bar in London with that unfunny creep Simpkin, her only real mate, before espying the girl of her dreams, a velveteen dream poured into a dress. Dr. Katia. Kutz.

MannyCapra explores 100th birthday present options for Hardyman, including a new set of eyes, while conducting a bit of business on the side; a terrorist attack on the VoQue community, nice bit of agitprop before breakfast.

Officers Moran, Pollard and Deconstructed Man investigate the disappearance of Brontay.

MannyCapra smells a rat while Fazal gets back on the case. Across town, Moran and Deconstructed Man close in on their woman.

Brontay gets to know her cuddly captors and starts to see them as the parents she never had. Deconstructed Man has a lunch date with Moran and Hardyman and is made an offer he can't refuse.

Fazal is summoned to the Albert Hall by Scanlon and taken to meet Pollard. She wants him back in the game, reporting the real news just like in the old days. Deconstructed Man plans to whack the Big Man, but bullets don't bite.

Brontay is given the news she dreaded. Deconstructed Man, fresh from a bit of gene therapy, chases the Doctor's Congress down a disused tube track and smashes his new teeth.

MannyCapra is given some insider gossip on the DC by Mr Old, an adult in a child's body. Brontay is holed up in a shipping container with Vasily, riding the pacific swell on a huge tanker bound for what used to be called Britain.

Brontay and Vasily walk 200 miles and Fazal must patronise a centurion with young, blue eyes.

The Coyote Man returns to the Hyde Favelas for more shootin' fun, but runs into his biggest quarry. Montgomery is made to look a right dummkopf.

Brontay, Vasily and The Congress descend upon The Hampstead Homestead intent on wrecking MannyCapra's mainframe and freeing the world. How beautifully naive of them.

MannyCapra pitches the world to Brontay.

Deconstructed Man is back in the New York Groove, but this time he must meet his nemesis; a younger version of himself.

Katia Kutz meets her 250 year old ex-husband and has a brush with her Nazi past.

MannyCapra tests Brontay's resolve and Fazal undeletes Jameson.

Vasily meets Peter the Great and time is running out for Brontay.

Brontay has a showdown with MannyCapra in Sosamantha's as her clone sister fades.

A wedding in Germany and Moran stalks the Lennon Clinic looking for answers.

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