Completely Unqualified

The time has come, folks. We're so sad to see this amazing podcast go, but Episode Fifty-Two - The Completely Unqualified Finale - is here. Listen to this quick, final episode now for details on our podcast statistics throughout the past year, as well as updates to come regarding episode and social media take-down. Randi and Lindsey reflect on some of their favorite podcast moments and movies & give their immense thanks to everyone that tuned in throughout this year. We love you all. So, so much. Thank you again for a wonderful year (officially a year tomorrow!!) of film reviews and lots of laughs. For the last time, we're signing off. And we are...completely unqualified. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Episode Fifty-One is here, and sadly, you know what that means...it's the last film review episode of Completely Unqualified with Lindsey Mead and Randi DeShone. We are going to miss talking about movies with you all every Wednesday. It's so bittersweet to be releasing this to our friends, family, and fans today, but we are SO grateful to EVERYONE that has tuned in to this makeshift podcast over the course of the year. We appreciate you, we love you, and we THANK YOU from the bottom of our hearts. So, for the Completely UNQ film review finale and last movie in the Harry Potter saga, we discussed Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) on Episode Fifty-One. The episode title, as always, will make sense once you listen! Plenty of our usual laughs, fun facts, and HP simping happens throughout our final show. Next week, our *final* final episode will be published, marking a year (one day early) of Completely Unqualified, as well as its official conclusion. If you're a sponsor, please be sure to cancel your sponsorship so we don't keep charging you as our episodes remain available on streaming services, but without us putting out any new content. On Episode Fifty-Two we discuss necessary podcast-related and life-related updates, give our thanks, and conclude our comedic film review podcast in typical Randi and Lindsey fashion. You won't want to miss it. xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We made it to Episode Fifty! Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners who got to this point with us!! And, we are lucky enough this week to be joined by one of Lindsey's best friends, Bridget Dickens. Randi had a busy week, so lifelong HP fan and dear law school pal, "Bag," joins Completely UNQ to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010). Lindsey and Bridget talk about angsty Ron, Bridget's fear of "those little piggy people" (AKA the Dursleys), and the unfortunateness of being a third wheel. We apologize for the microphone feedback and bumping if you hear it on this episode - due to the last-minute fill-in for Randi, we had to make do with one mic! We hope you enjoy!! Next week, it's our last Completely Unqualified movie review episode. We're finishing out the review-section of the podcast and the Harry Potter saga with the final installment in the series: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011). Randi and Lindsey will be back for one final "goodbye" episode the day before the year anniversary of the podcast!! We can't wait to share our final thoughts on our favorite franchise in the world with you all on Wednesday. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Hey everyone! Only two more movie-review episodes left of Completely Unqualified after this one - crazy to think about. This Wednesday, we watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009). The Completely UNQ gals talk about Randi's social work analysis of Draco, their favorite Harry Potter insults, and their favorite spells in the HP series on this quick episode. Per usual, there was too much we had to do and too little time to really dive into this episode. As a summary, just know Lindsey continues to mourn the loss of Dumbledore and Randi thinks he's a terrible character. Sigh. Next week, keeping up with the HP saga, we're watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010). Get your tissues ready, there's only more death and sadness to come!! We are so grateful you all have stuck with us for almost a whole year now - 49 episodes full. Thanks again for your continuous support, your listenership, and your movie recommendations that have made this podcast what it is. We love you! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Yes, it's true...somehow we manage to talk about chicken fillets AND fiddles on an episode dedicated to Harry Potter. Happy Wednesday, Completely UNQ friends and fans! Randi and Lindsey discussed Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) this week! The Completely Unqualified gals talk about the dark theme of depression in the fifth installment of the series, as well as their hate for Delores Umbridge and the monumental loss of Sirius (AKA "Daddy Black"). Check it out before it's gone, as you know Completely UNQ will be coming to a close in a little under a month. We will miss you all so much (as well as giving our unqualified opinions about movies each week). Next week, following the Harry Potter series chronologically, we are reviewing Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009). Watch the entire HP series on HBO Max if you want to keep up with us each Wednesday, and get ready to round out this incredible saga with us in the coming weeks! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Welcome back to your normally-scheduled Wednesday program. We're your hosts, Randi and Lindsey, bringing you Episode Forty-Seven! This week, we watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005). This is one of Randi's favorite films in the franchise and one of Lindsey's least favorites, so the contrast is striking on this episode! Listen to the Completely Unqualified gals discuss Robert Pattinson (per usual), angsty teen behavior, and the cinematic score in HP4! You won't want to miss it. Next week, we're obviously sticking with our Harry Potter saga theme and watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007). We have had so much fun talking about our favorite movie series with you all, and we're going to miss Completely UNQ so much once this is all over. Make sure you follow our social media while you can for updates on our show and the HP series as we go! Also, be sure to listen to any past Completely Unqualified episodes you may have missed before they're gone! xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

WE ARE BACK! Completely Unqualified has never had to take a week off, but last week, as you all know due to the lack of an episode (and on Completely UNQ's social media (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram), Lindsey messed up the editing process by deleting our original Part Two of Episode Forty-Six. Today, you get half of our original episode and half of a week-delayed recorded version of Episode Forty-Six! So, so sorry, but we hope you laugh and enjoy anyway. We covered Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) on "When You Give a Dementor a Zoloft." We also announced that Completely UNQ will be coming to an end here shortly. Though it is extremely unfortunate and Randi & Lindsey will miss this pod so much, their adult lives are rushing at them top-speed (as well as school and work and the attempt to maintain a social life), so this is truly for the best. Don't worry, though, we are finishing HP! This episode in particular was packed full of craziness, wild tangents, and updates for our podcast, so you won't want to miss it! We apologize for the redundancy due to the week gap!! Next week, keeping with our Harry Potter theme, we are watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005). Stay tuned, it will arrive to you timely (if all goes according to plan), and relish in these last few episodes of Completely Unqualified with us! xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

It's another great Wednesday here at Completely UNQ! We're happy to welcome back Lindsey's mom, Tracey, on Episode Forty-Five while Randi was off enjoying her Labor Day weekend. For today's episode, we watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002). Lindsey and her mom talked about their favorite elements in HP2, the high caliber acting in this film series, and the need to boycott any movie involving animal death (or petrification or shaving). It's an episode full of chaos and the Mead ladies talking over one another, so you won't want to miss it. Apologies for the lower-quality audio due to Zooming Lindsey's mom in for the episode last minute. Next week, keeping in chronological order with the Harry Potter saga, we're watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004). We can't wait to keep reviewing this series with you all every Wednesday on Completely Unqualified. Follow us on social media - @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram - for all things HP/Completely UNQ related. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Let the magic begin!! This Wednesday, we are so happy (even though we sound exhausted in this episode - sorry!) to bring you the first review in our eight-part series surrounding the Harry Potter saga. We reviewed Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone (2001). Randi and Lindsey have been lifelong fans of the franchise, so we look forward to revisiting our home - Hogwarts. Listen to Lindsey and Randi talk about Professor MaGongagill, magic capers, and what they would see in the Mirror of Erised on Episode Forty-Four. Next week, join us as we review Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002). The first three Harry Potter movies are free to watch on Peacock TV right now, so re-watch them with us (because we are presuming you've seen them all like the rest of the world at least once before). They're not as "indie" as we may have portrayed on this episode. And, as always, make sure to follow us on our social media to stay up-to-date on all things Wizarding World for the next couple of weeks - @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely (almost qualified when it comes to HP, but not quite) unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Howdy, everyone! Happy Wednesday. This might be "LEEETERLY" one of Lindsey and Randi's favorite movies to talk about, even if the entire episode isn't coherent. You know how it is on Completely Unqualified by now. But, this week, thanks to Connor's recommendation from "I Love It Here, I Hate It Here" podcast, we watched Moonlight (2016). Everybody say thank you, Barry Jenkins. Randi and Lindsey talked about the cinematography and revolutionary filmmaking decisions the cast and crew made to bring this masterpiece of a movie to life. Make sure you watch this one, folks. Thanks to your voting in our poll on social media, we can officially announce what film series we're watching for the next few weeks on Completely UNQ!! You decided on...the Harry Potter saga! We can't wait to watch these movies with you all. Lindsey and Randi have been lifelong fans of the franchise, so if we're qualified on any movie series, it's this one. We have read the material, ladies and gents. So, join us next week by watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) and keeping up to date on our social media by following us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram (@completelyUNQ). You can recommend a stand-alone film or film series to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - at any time, as well. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

It's hump day! On Episode Forty-Two, Randi and Lindsey discuss Sam's recommendation - Sweet Home Alabama (2002). This rom-com classic was easy to attack for the Completely UNQ gals, as a lot of its content felt dated. Listen to Lindsey and Randi discuss the coonhound cemetery, their favorite movie quotes, and why Ms. Smooter was the true villain of this romantic comedy. We challenge the notion of "Southern culture" a lot on this episode, so if that's something you truly believe in, "Growing Out of Our Pretty Years" is probably not the episode for you! Next week, we're watching Moonlight (2016). Randi and Lindsey have often talked about how stunning of a film this is on the pod, and how emotion-evoking it was for the both of them upon their first viewing. They're eager to bring their commentary to such an important movie next Wednesday on Completely Unqualified. Thanks for recommending this Connor! And we are...completely unqualified! P.S. Make sure you vote for our next movie series in the poll on our social media - @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And, as always, make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We hope you're all having the best Wednesday! Lindsey's off in the mountains, so this episode is pre-recorded and scheduled for today for all of you devoted Completely UNQ listeners. Though our social media (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter) may be quiet this week, we aren't on this episode! Randi and Lindsey talked about His House (2020) for Episode Forty-One. We discussed double-checking that your partner would believe you if you saw a ghost, the intricate themes in this spooky film, and how excited we are to be witnessing the new generation of horror movies right now! Enjoy His House as much as we did! Thanks for the recommendation, Sarah. Next week, we're watching a rom com classic that neither Lindsey or Randi have seen before - Sweet Home Alabama (2002). Watch this on Hulu or Sling TV if you have a premium subscription! Thanks for recommending this one, Sam! Make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. We would love to hear what you want us to watch next. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We've made it to Episode Forty somehow!! Thanks for being along for the ride, Completely UNQ fans & stans. After reviewing the Twilight Saga for an entire month before "Dumb Broad Behavior," we watched (perhaps) the most wild film on the pod thus far for today's episode, Boogie Nights (1997). Thanks for recommending this one, Matt! Randi and Lindsey were both in low spirits for this episode, so we apologize for less humor, less jokes, and somber tone. This movie was so much fun and we wish we could've given it a little bit more *umph.* But, it is what it is, folks; Simone Biles says mental health first! We hope Episode Forty is enjoyable nonetheless. We certainly had a lot to say - in rambling format - about Boogie Nights. Next week, we're watching His House (2020). We just keep shaking it up from young adult fantasy films to adult movies about the porn industry to a scary movie, but what else can you expect on Completely Unqualified!? Thanks for requesting this one, Sarah! As always, make sure to write in your own movie recommendations (series or stand-alone films) to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook (@completelyUNQ). And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Happy Wednesday! It's our last day reviewing the Twilight Saga and we had so much fun along the way. Thanks for sticking with us, ya'll. Today – obviously – we're discussing The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012) on Episode Thirty-Nine. Randi and Lindsey talk about the iconic beheading fight scene, Chuckesmee, and why Bella is a negligent mother. We hope to do another movie series on the podcast in the upcoming weeks and/or months, so if you're interested, write in which saga you'd like to see us do next to our email – completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Next week, we're back to our typical programming here on Completely Unqualified! We're watching Randi's friend Matt's recommendation on Netflix, Boogie Nights (1997). Neither of us have seen this film before so, as Lindsey allegedly says twice this episode, BUCKLE UP! Make sure to follow Completely UNQ on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter via our handle - @completelyUNQ – for all podcast updates and news. And we are…completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

No measure of time with you all on these fine Wednesdays will ever be enough, but we'll start with an entire hour dedicated to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011). Thanks for being here to listen to Randi and Lindsey talk about pedophile Jacob, how Edward gets baby Renesmee out into the world, and the political undertones of the first part of the final installment in the Twilight series. Lots of laughs, lots of tears (all Randi), and lots of questions are posed on Episode Thirty-Eight. You don't want to miss this one, fellow Twihards. Next week is our last Wednesday dedicated to Stephenie Meyer's universe. We're watching The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012). Binge it on Netflix with us before July 28th and get ready to end this series on a high note - decapitated heads and all! If you want Completely Unqualified to continue to shake-up their typical approach to Wednesday movie reviews on the podcast, write in your movie recommendations and/or new ideas to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Make sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and/or Instagram - @completelyUNQ - for all podcast updates and reminders. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We swear the title of this episode will make sense if you just listen. Happy Wednesday, friends! Today, of course, we're keeping up with our Twilight Saga theme by watching and discussing The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010). We promise it's spicy, as Lindsey says WAY too much on Episode Thirty-Seven. Listen to the Completely UNQ gals (finally back to their normal duo - but, thanks for your service, Mama Trace) talk about Jacob Black quotes, how Jasper Cullen is a racist, and how catching feelings for men is simply a HOAX(TM). We're so happy Randi is back on the pod! Next week, join us (now on Netflix) by watching The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011). Make sure to write in your own movie recommendations once we're done covering the Twilight series by emailing us at completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. For all the Twilight and podcast updates, follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We bet you never expected this...and, honestly, we didn't either. But, we were lucky enough to have Mama Mead step in last minute to record our New Moon episode for our Twilight Saga series with Lindsey after some unexpected things came up for Randi! So, please welcome Mrs. Tracey Mead to Completely Unqualified! We watched, of course, The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) this Wednesday! And, though we are thankful to have Lindsey's mom on the pod with us, Randi will be back soon!! We were so lucky to have Tracey Mead on the mic while we could because she shares with the world her experience as a "Twilight Mom" on Episode Thirty-Six. "An Evening with Everyone's Favorite Twilight Mom" is full of Lindsey and Tracey talking over each other (in hopes of saving time while they record in the wee hours of the night) and lots of laughs, so we hope you enjoy, even though we're missing one half of Completely UNQ! Again, thanks a BILLION, Lindsey's mom (she loves you so much)! Next week, we're watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010). We hope we have some semblance of normalcy on Episode Thirty-Seven for you. If not, we're completely unqualified after all, right?! Write in any movie recommendations, questions, or Twilight comments to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com and make sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram @completelyUNQ for podcast updates! xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Do YOU know what "perpetuity" means? Well we don't. But we do know the world of Twilight (2008), and we had so much fun saying it out loud and revisiting it for Episode Thirty-Five on the pod today! Thanks for recommending Completely Unqualified's first ever movie series, Libby! Listen to Randi and Lindsey take their walk down memory lane toward everything Twilight; Lindsey rereads the Director's Notebook she got in fifth grade, Randi riffs to Rob Pattinson's songs on the soundtrack, and both of the Completely UNQ ladies recall the "Twilight Moms" sensation. There was SO much more we wish we could've talked about, but this episode ended up being long anyway. Twilight is too iconic to encapsulate in a completely unqualified podcast, but we sure did try! Next week, keeping with the Twilight Saga theme, we're watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)! PLEASE write in to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com, not only if you have a new movie recommendation, but also if you were Team Jacob! Randi and Lindsey are both Team Edward stans, but we'd love to hear your (wrong) opinion regarding the famous Twilight love triangle. Make sure to follow our social media for Completely Unqualified and Twilight series updates: @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely unqualified (or maybe more qualified on this movie series than usual)! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We're going BACK...to the present? On this episode of Completely Unqualified, Lindsey and Randi review the classic 80s adventure-comedy, Back to the Future (1985). We talk about how crispy McDonald's Sprite is, how Janet needs to take a seat, and about that godforsaken baby to adult pipeline. Please ignore the sounds of Randi's air conditioning, the alfredo, Randi's squeaky chair, and Lindsey's dog, Winnifred. As always, we're bringing you unqualified, sketchy content on this fine Wednesday. Thanks for recommending Back to the Future, Justin!! Next week, we're definitely going back to the past; a past where Lindsey had a Twilight-themed 5th grade birthday party and Randi wished Edward Cullen was her boyfriend. That's right! The results of our social media poll are in (you better be following us @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram), and we're watching the Twilight Saga for the next few weeks!!! Thanks for recommending these movies, Libby! First up, of course, is the OG - Twilight (2008). Join us on our walk down memory lane with this film franchise and for the roast of the century of a movie series that brought us so much joy (somehow) next Wednesday. You won't want to miss it! After we review the five iconic Twilight movies, we will be going back to our typical Completely UNQ schedule, so make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Happy Hump Day! Sorry if we bring down the mood, but Episode Thirty-Three covered a film Randi and Lindsey would describe as "Ouch! 10 out of 10." You guessed it...this week, we watched About Time (2013). Randi and Lindsey discuss the emotional impact of this movie, urging all of our listeners - as always - to take care of their mental health. We love you! We also talk about how the word "cupboard" looks weird spelled out and the frequency of Lindsey's clenched-fist temper tantrums. Thanks for recommending this wonderful but heartbreaking movie, Celina! Next week, we're watching an adventure, comedy classic - Back to the Future (1985). Thanks for the recommendation, Justin! Join us by viewing Back to the Future on Netflix before next Wednesday. Write in your own movie recommendation (preferably not about deceased parents and/or on streaming services right now) to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Make sure you follow Completely Unqualified on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, too - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

What haunts you more? You waking up in the middle of the night to George Lopez jumping on a trampoline or George Lopez as every single character in Sharkboy and Lavagirl? Well, folks, we're here. We don't know how we got here exactly, but today, we're reviewing The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005). It's a throwback, packed full of childhood nostalgia and comedic genius. Thanks for recommending [the sequel], Logan! Randi and Lindsey talk about how difficult it is to critique a film that won a "Worst Movie" award, how Lavagirl is a Girlboss(TM), and how Taylor Lautner's role as Sharkboy just required a lot of screaming. Next week, we're watching Lindsey's friend Celina's recommendation, About Time (2013). Catch it on Netflix before Wednesday! And make sure you write in your own movie recommendation to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. For all Completely Unqualified updates, follow @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

This is the greatest show!!! Or maybe not the greatest, since we acknowledge our unqualified-ness, but this episode is certainly one of our best. Sam Humphrey from the hit original musical, The Greatest Showman (2017), joins us for an interview about his role as Charles Stratton and Tom Thumb in the film. Randi and Lindsey talk with Sam about his rise to the big screen, his idol and fellow castmate - Hugh Jackman, and Sam's career outside of acting. You won't want to miss Episode Thirty-One, "The Greatest Show on Earth." Next week, Randi picked one of Lindsey's favorite childhood films that they're both so eager to revisit and roast...The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005). Thanks for recommending the sequel, which then inspired Randi to pick the original film, Logan. Make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - and follow us on social media for sneak-peeks of our interview with Sam Humphrey and Completely UNQ updates - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Just two white pieces of bread here for Episode Thirty of Completely Unqualified! We can't believe we made it to THIRTY! Thank you all so much for listening to Randi and Lindsey rant every week. Per Randi's bestie's recommendation (thanks, Taylor), we watched Scarface (1983) for this fine, monumental episode. In "Runner and Track Star, Tony Montana," Lindsey and Randi implore you to not snort powdered milk and request you rate this iconic film higher than a 65 out of 100 if you want to stay friends with them. For Episode Thirty-One next week, Randi and Lindsey had the incredible opportunity to interview Sam Humphrey from The Greatest Showman (2017), who played Charles Stratton/Tom Thumb in this classic movie-musical. Watch it now on Disney+, if you haven't already, and get ready for another wonderful interview episode. Follow and subscribe to Completely Unqualified on social media - @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram - for sneak-peeks and updates about this special episode. Make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - so we can review your favorites (or least favorites), too! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We're baaaaaack! We know we technically never left you hanging on a Wednesday, but it has been almost a month since Lindsey and Randi last talked to one another or watched a movie for the pod. It was great to be back talking about Uncle Frank (2020) this week! Thanks for the recommendation, Amelia! Please excuse Lindsey for being coughy & wheezy because she has laryngitis and also excuse her for inappropriately laughing at uncomfortable things; this movie was full of them. Episode Twenty-Nine is comprised of NOT fun facts and movie recommendations for films that aren't this one. We give you exactly what you'd expect from us - completely unqualified content. Next week, we're watching one of Randi's favorites...Scarface (1983). Thanks for recommending this one, Taylor! Watch it with us on Netflix before next Wednesday and write in your own movie recommendation, while you're at it, to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Follow us on social media - @completelyUNQ on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook - for updates about your favorite comedic film review podcast each week. xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Thank you, Kevin from Tinder, for recommending this film full of comedic genius for Episode Twenty-Eight - Hot Rod (2007). Randi and Lindsey debate eagles vs. sharks, discuss the beauty of a 47-second fall, and share if they would attend someone in their own hometown's jumping event over 15 school buses. We, yet again, have a shorter episode than normal because finals are HERE (and we recorded this in advance). Enjoy some left-in bloopers like last episode. And some potentially "explicit" content in comparison to our typical Completely UNQ standards. Goodnight, Denise! Next week, we're watching Lindsey's pal's recommendation - Uncle Frank (2020). Thank you, Amelia!! Catch it on Amazon Prime before Episode Twenty-Nine to enjoy Lindsey and Randi's typical movie discussion and deconstruction. Recommend your own movie now by sending an email to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, too - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

As a special Wednesday treat for an unusually short episode here on Completely Unqualified, we kept a lot of bloopers in for you. On Episode Twenty-Seven, Randi and Lindsey are speaking Simlish, proclaiming that love is dead, and begging you to not simp for men in khaki cargos. We watched The Last Five Years (2014) for today's episode and hated (nearly) every minute of it so we "chose our own adventure" and came up with a different ending for this romantic flop of a film. Nonetheless, this made for a super fun episode - thanks for the recommendation, Giang!! Lindsey loves you (and implores you not to watch this movie). Next week, we're watching a movie that defined our generation - Hot Rod (2007). Thanks for the rec, Kevin from Tinder!! Write in your own movie recommendations to our email, completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com, and follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram by searching this handle - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Just a couple of Danny DeVito Dorito fan girls and Whitney Houston stans on Episode Twenty-Six of Completely Unqualified today!! We are so humbled and honored to have Kiami Davael from the childhood classic film, Matilda (1996), join us on today's episode. Kiami brought the character of Lavender to life. Having the opportunity to interview her was incredible for us. Randi and Lindsey ask Kiami questions about her career, and discuss their favorite scenes, moments, & memories with the movie, Matilda. Make sure to follow Kiami Davael on her Instagram (@officialkiamidavael) or her Twitter (@kiamidavael), and follow Completely UNQ on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram (@completelyUNQ). Write in your own movie recommendation via our email, too - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Thanks for recommending Matilda, Madisen! Next week, Lindsey and Randi are watching The Last Five Years (2014). We hope it gives us an outlet to roast all of the men that have wronged us in our lives. We tried to avoid it on this episode. And, as always, we are...completely unqualified! P.S. Forgive the quick cuts to "Roald Dahl." Randi really struggled saying his name (LOL) so sometimes it sounds choppy. xoxo --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

The Little Prince (2015) is *not* a cinematic crime. We hope you've been having a great Wednesday and that Episode Twenty-Five can contribute to it, because for Randi and Lindsey, this movie was heartbreaking! Thanks for the recommendation, though, Nat! Check this film out now on Netflix, Amazon Prime, or Crackle and cry along with us. Randi and Lindsey talk about bologna sandwiches, Taylor Swift's new album (somehow?), and simping for love. As always, please try to ignore the car sounds and miscellaneous background noises. We're completely unqualified, after all. Maybe one day we will be able to afford an official podcast studio...if you want that dream to be a reality, sponsor us via the Anchor link below! Next week, we're watching Matilda (1996). We were lucky enough to have Kiami Davael, the actress that portrayed Lavender in the film, on Episode Twenty-Six with us. You will not want to miss this one! Check out sneak-peeks of our interview with Kiami via our social media - @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. And be sure to write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - so we can rate and review your movie choice! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

We're heading to Flavortown for Episode Twenty-Four because we refuse to believe Guy Pearce and Guy Fieri aren't the same person. This week, thanks to Jaymason's recommendation, we watched one of Christopher Nolan's earlier films - Memento (2000). Randi apparently can't pronounce the word "existential," Lindsey feels like getting a dog is the solution to all of this man's problems, and the Completely UNQ gals point out some of this film's glaring plot-holes. Watch Memento now if you haven't already on Amazon Prime, Tubi TV, or Pluto TV. Next week, we're watching (or, we already watched, because it's finals time, ya'll) The Little Prince (2015), recommended by Lindsey's pal Nat Rodriguez-Steen. The Little Prince is available on Netflix, Crackle, and Amazon Prime right now! As always, write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - and make sure to follow us on social media (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram). And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Get your knives out! Just kidding...absolutely do not do that. Maybe just prepare yourself for some fan-girling on Lindsey's end because she's obsessed with Chris Evans and it’s bound to be annoying. This week, the Completely UNQ gals watched Knives Out (2019). Randi points out some issues with the "good immigrant" narrative, Lindsey talks about her love for the character Joni, and both girls agree Linda's hot pink suit is to DIE for. Are you excited for the sequels that are to come on Netflix in the future, starring Benny Blanc? We're somewhere in between, but will definitely be watching, nonetheless, because Daniel Craig's accent is irresistible. Thanks for recommending this entertaining movie, Kasey! Next week, we're watching a film Randi just recently came across on her own time and fell in love with - Momento (2000). This Christopher Nolan classic was recommended by Jaymason! Lindsey has yet to watch this psychological thriller before, so the gals look forward to Randi's rewatched perspective. Write in your own movie recommendations to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - and follow us on our socials @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Are you a neo-maxi zoomdweebie? If so, eat our shorts. This week, we watched the cult-classic, fan-favorite, 80s wonder - The Breakfast Club (1985). Listen to Randi and Lindsey sing their praises for this film. This movie was Randi's "John Bender" Awakening (TM), Lindsey talks about her favorite insults, and the gals feel like decrepit, husks of a women because they were in high school more than 5 years ago. I know they tell you, "Don't you forget about me," but there are some things about high school we'd like to forget. Ew. Next week, you won't get to escape Lindsey and Randi talking about hot men in movies because we're watching Knives Out (2019). Chris Evans is one of Lindsey's favorite humans *alive* (RIP Heath), so you won't want to miss Episode Twenty-Three. Thanks for recommending Knives Out, Kasey Kretz! As always, write in your own movie recommendation to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - and make sure to follow us on social media via our handle: @completelyUNQ. Find us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Episode Twenty-One is here, folks!! This week, we watched Brendan's recommendation - Parasite (2019). Parasite is one of Lindsey's favorite movies of all time, and this was Randi's first time watching. Listen to the Completely Unqualified gals talk about Diet Cokes in the shower, burning down the patriarchy, and one of the best "biffed-it" scenes in cinema history. Next week, join Lindsey and Randi as they watch a classic - The Breakfast Club (1985). If you haven't seen this amazing movie before, check it out sometime this week on the free Peacock TV app. As always, recommend your own films to us via our email: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Make sure you follow us on social media, too, for all of our Completely UNQ updates. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Look around, look around...Episode Twenty is finally here!! Today, the Completely UNQ gals are talking about all things Hamilton (2020). The "Hamilfilm" special on Disney+ is such a unique opportunity to witness one of Broadway's biggest musicals ever. And the best part of today's episode? ONE OF THE ENSEMBLE MEMBERS WHO WORKED ALONGSIDE THE ORIGINAL CAST JOINED US!! Hope Easterbrook is the woman with the red braid putting in *work* on-stage. Listen to us all discuss the impact of Hamilton, Hope's manifest destiny, and the power of Hamilmania today. Follow Hope on her social media - Instagram, @hopebrooks; TikTok, @hope_tok - as soon as you can, as well. Next Wednesday, join us as we watch Parasite (2019). Thanks for the recommendation, Brendan! Randi has never seen this one, and Lindsey has watched it multiple times, so we look forward to our unqualified discourse. Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook via this handle: @completelyUNQ. Make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email, too: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

This one is dedicated to you and your silly jokes, Mr. D. We're back for Episode 19! This week, we watched Lindsey's BFF's recommendation; Justin picked Over the Moon (2020). This animated heartbreaker is available on Netflix. It tackles tough topics like grief and loss, while simultaneously being vibrant and fun. Enjoy Lindsey and Randi's typical tangents: this time we talk about Randi's dad's jokes, that awkward moment when you realize who voices Gobi in the film, and Lindsey's persisting need to mention cinematography (yes, even in an animated movie). Next week, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR (get the hint?!), our Hamilton (2020) episode and interview with Hope Easterbrook will be here!! Look around, look around, by following us on social media (@completelyUNQ on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook) for sneak-peeks and future updates on our podcast. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com - so Lindsey and Randi can cover your future film rec, too! Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified! P.S. We're sorry it sounds like Randi's audio is coming from inside a tin can. Yet again, we're always unqualified & always working out the kinks. Forgive us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Once again, I'm asking you...why are you here? Just kidding; that just happens to be a quote in Episode Eighteen about the iconic, timeless film - Rubber (2010). Shoutout to our dear friend, Kevin, for recommending this one. We love you. Or deeply dislike you. One or the other, because this movie was *painful.* Listen to Randi and Lindsey explore future Belle Tire commercials, alternative reincarnation options for Robert, and slam poetry. We simply wish we were vibing in a desert instead of talking about this movie this week. We owe you all an apology. (Seriously, we apologize for this movie and the occasion sketchy audio again - we're always learning and adjusting). Next Wednesday, we're watching an animated movie for the first time, presently available on Netflix: Over the Moon (2020). This one is more recent, was recommended by Lindsey's future husband, Justin, and should make Randi pretty angry to watch (because she's anti-animated movies). So buckle up! We're in for a treat one way or the other. It has got to be better than Rubber...right? Follow Completely Unqualified on our social media - Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram - via this handle: @completelyUNQ. Make sure to write in your own movie recommendation to our email, too: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. We appreciate you. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Completely Unqualified is BACK for another episode on this fine Wednesday!! We have something special for you for Episode Seventeen - Milica "Mila" Govich joined us for an interview to discuss her role in the blockbuster teen romance film inspired by John Green's famous YA novel, The Fault In Our Stars (2014). Thank you so much to our good friend, Brett Fallis, for recommending this film and virtually introducing us to Mila. We can't wait for Brett to become rich and famous so we can interview him, too!! Mila was such a joy to have on the podcast, as you will certainly see from this episode, and we were incredibly lucky to have this conversation with her about her life as an actress. Listen to us discuss Shailene Woodley's mom's advice, the blue carpet, and Mila's current projects by listening now! We apologize that this episode is a little longer than usual, but we just couldn't stop asking Mila questions. It is TOTALLY worth it. Next week, join us as we watch and review Rubber (2010) - a film about a murderous car tire. Rubber is available on Tubi, Vudu, Crackle, Sling TV, and Amazon Prime right now. Thanks for that recommendation, Kevin...it speaks volumes about you as a person (jk we love you). Write in your own movie recommendation, preferably on popular streaming platforms, to our email: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. We're sorry The Fault in Our Stars was taken off Disney+ by the time we reviewed this movie, but we figured it was still worth the watch. Follow us, @completelyUNQ, on Instagram, Twitter, and/or Facebook for updates regarding upcoming episodes and video sneak-peeks of this interview episode with Mila. And, as always, we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Do ya'll have the smoothie moves this Wednesday? Don't know what that means? Head on over to the Curio Shop on Webkinz to find out, I guess? Or something like that? Episode Sixteen is all about the romantic drama that just recently hit Netflix...Malcolm & Marie (2021). Thanks for the recommendation, Casey! This brand new film starring Zendaya and John David Washington is an emotional, exhausting rollercoaster. Check it out before diving into this podcast episode, and then listen to Randi and Lindsey discuss Alka-Seltzer (again), a childhood classic book, and the fact that Lindsey sounds like Kermit the Frog because she's very sick at the moment. We apologize for the lackluster dialogue. We did everything we could to sound as interested in possible in this incredible movie, but unfortunately, this was Lindsey and Randi's second time recording this exact same episode because the audio was way too funky to post from the first attempt. Enjoy this better version, but apologies for our frustrations! Next week, we're watching The Fault in Our Stars (2014). Shout-out to Brett Fallis who recommended this nostalgic film and connected us to Mila Govich, the actress who played Augustus Waters' mother in the movie. Mila joins us for a special interview for Episode Seventeen. You won't want to miss it!! As always, find us on social media to see sneak-peeks of our upcoming episodes via this handle on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram: @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendations to our email, as well: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Don't let your dirty mind wander based on this episode's title. Carl really did give Randi's family meat. And Lindsey's sister, Kiersten, persuaded her to title this episode after that inside joke between us three. So, here ya go, Kiersten!! Happy Wednesday! Episode Fifteen is here about the movie Catch Me If You Can (2002) starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. Listen to why we request a Cheetah Girls song revival for this film, an explanation of why you simply shouldn't call your father "daddy" as an adult, and Randi make Lindsey feel guilty about loving Tom Hanks. We're sorry if we hurt your feelings with this one...we were pretty tough on the film overall, but ended up with some mixed ratings. In honor of Black History Month and acknowledgement of the fact our movie selections have been pretty white-washed thus far, Randi and Lindsey are so excited to watch Malcolm & Marie (2021) next week. It's brand new, it stars an incredible duo for its central characters, and this movie has stirred up a lot of conversation on social media already. Write in your own movie recommendations to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com and we might just select your film choice next!! Thanks for recommending Malcolm & Marie, Casey! We also announced that we'll be having another incredible actress join us for a special interview episode. Get ready for Episode Seventeen with Mila Govich and follow Completely Unqualified on social media for updates throughout the month about this episode & other Completely UNQ news. We can be found @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Episode Fourteen is all about hair - grand canyon center parts, mohawks, a Shakespearean shave, you name it. This week, we watched the Martin Scorsese classic: Taxi Driver (1976). As always, listen to Randi and Lindsey talk about the masterful elements of this film and get lost on tangents unrelated to the movie along the way. Alka-seltzer, raccoons in a dirt hole, apple pie with cheese, and the entire script of a different movie are just a few of the turns we take on this WILD ride. Buckle up, watch Taxi Driver on Netflix yourself, and join us in our discussion about the chaos that is this film. We recommend therapy over taxi driving always!! Follow us @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for updates about this week's episode and future Completely Unqualified content!! As always, there's more to come! We are, yet again, sorry for the occasional microphone popping happening in this episode. It seems like Lindsey's mic needs some TLC, so please forgive us! We hope it'll be fixed by next week. Next Wednesday, we are watching Lindsey's sister's recommendation - Catch Me If You Can (2002). Thanks for forcing Lindsey to pick this one, Kiersten!! Yet again, give this movie a view via Netflix and get ready for Randi and Lindsey to deep dive into the film. Write in your own movie recommendation to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com, and know we appreciate your support with this podcast SO much. Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

If the title of Episode Thirteen doesn't speak for itself (let alone the superstitious episode number), let us speak for it...Womb (2010) will have you feeling shocked, upset, alarmed, disgusted, and off-put if you choose to watch it (as Randi and Lindsey have done). The crew here at Completely Unqualified urge extreme caution before listening to Episode Thirteen, but especially before watching the film yourself. If you chose to just read a synopsis of this film because the subject matter was too icky for you, don't fear!! We've attached a Wikipedia movie summary link here: Womb (film) - Wikipedia. If you decided to take another shower today and indulge in this gross Oedipus Complex-themed film, here's a Talkspace Online Therapy link, too - free of charge: Online therapy with a licensed therapist (talkspace.com). The most important thing about this week's episode - ADRIAN WAHLEN IS HERE! Lindsey and Randi's dear friend and German child actor, Adrian, was a part of Eva Green and Matt Smith's controversial film, Womb. He joined Completely Unqualified on today's episode to talk about his involvement in the film. Adrian, Randi, and Lindsey catch up on their lives, discuss Womb, and share a ton of laughs along the way about the beaches of Normandy and Adrian's life as a 4-foot-11-inches-tall child star. Follow Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Instagram, and/or Facebook for video footage regarding Episode Thirteen and other podcast-related updates: @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendation to our Gmail, too: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Next week, join us as we watch a less disgusting film (maybe?): Taxi Driver (1976). Taxi Driver is available on Netflix right now, is considered a classic psychological thriller, and it stars Robert De Niro. We appreciate you all taking the time to listen to Lindsey and Randi constantly ramble about movies. We don't deserve your support, but since we have it, THANK YOU! And we are...completely unqualified. P.S. We sincerely apologize, yet again, for some sketchy audio. Since we had to Zoom record this interview episode with Adrian, it resulted in some odd microphone feedback and sketchy background noises. S/O to Steven Bryant from I Love It Here, I Hate It Here podcast for assisting in enhancing our audio as best as he could. Next week will be better. We're sorry! (But like we said, we're completely unqualified so...) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Happy Wednesday!! Randi and Lindsey are back for another episode of Completely Unqualified. This week, we covered Dustin's recommendation - Big Time Adolescence (2019). Starring the Completely UNQ gals' favorite men - Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly - this coming of age dramedy is a 64 out of 10 in our eyes. Listen to Lindsey discuss Hulu being the farthest thing from aesthetically pleasing and her ex boyfriends way too much and Randi talk about her pharmacy days and the power of a late night drive. We hope you enjoyed this film as much as we did! Next week, we're covering the controversial, disgusting, Oedipus-Complex-themed film, Womb (2010). Our dear friend, Adrian Wahlen, joins us (via Zoom) all the way from Berlin, Germany to discuss his role in this movie. We *highly* recommend you read a synopsis of this film before diving into its complex and upsetting content. Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and/or Facebook via the handle @completelyUNQ to see sneak-peeks of our Zoom footage with Adrian and stay updated on our podcast. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, as well: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Can you dig it, Completely Unqualified friends and fans?! We're sorry that was a terrible pun, but Episode Eleven is full of them. This week we covered Steven's recommendation...Holes (2003). Holes is a childhood classic loved by many people from Lindsey and Randi's generation. After viewing this movie for yourself on Disney+, listen to Completely UNQ talk about what their own D Tent nicknames would be (hence the episode title), Lindsey discuss her trypophobia, Randi describe her intense fear of yellow-spotted lizards, and the crew constantly refer to the year 2021 as 2020 because they're still living in the past. We'll be watching Big Time Adolescence (2019) next Wednesday! Check it out on Hulu with us. Thanks for the recommendation, Dustin! We look forward to hearing Randi fan-girl about Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly again. In the meantime, follow @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for updates on your favorite podcast (AKA us) and write in your own movie recommendation to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. With 2021 in full force now (even though Lindsey and Randi forget that), a lot of our previous film recommendations have been taken off of accessible streaming services, so we need new options!! Xoxo, and we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Our tenth episode is here!! The gals who created Completely Unqualified can't thank you enough for listening each week, watching films (the good, bad, and ugly) with us, and tuning in today. Episode Ten, "Ping-Ponging Alliances and Sneaky Little Blondes," is about the movie The Loft (2014). Recommended by Randi's good friend and roommate Aubrie, The Loft had a lot (or not nearly enough?) to offer - terrible husbands, a cringey script, and plenty of plot-holes. Lindsey also brought her broken, monster-sounding fridge on the episode today as a special guest, so please forgive us - yet again - for spooky background noises. We hope to see you back with us next week as we cover another Disney classic recommended by Steven - Holes (2003). Check it out on Disney+ before next Wednesday and make sure to write in your own movie recommendation now that a new year is upon us to our Gmail - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Subscribe, follow, rate us on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser, and like our social media pages (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram). We'll be back! And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Randi and Lindsey here for Episode Nine of Completely Unqualified!! For this episode, we have something brand new for you...it's our very first interview special!! Marty York, who played Yeah-Yeah in the beloved, timeless film The Sandlot (1993), joined us to discuss his role in the movie and everything Sandlot related. Follow Marty on his Instagram @marty_york!! Thanks for recommending The Sandlot, Mary!! We were so honored to talk about our favorite nostalgic movie with an actor who was a part of it. We hope you enjoy it, and we apologize in advance for the audio adjustments that had to be made to bring you the highest quality podcast episode possible. We know it isn't perfect, but it's worth it. Smore fun is on the way. Join us next week on Completely Unqualified as Randi and Lindsey talk about the thriller film, The Loft (2014). This one was recommended by Randi's roommate and friend, Aubrie. We hope it brings lots of scares and lots of laughs for our first episode in the year 2021. Make sure to follow us on social media for more updates about this comedic film review podcast. Our handle is @completelyUNQ for Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Podchaser, share this episode with your friends, and write in your own movie recommendation to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Happy New Year to all of our listeners!! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Hello, Completely Unqualified fans and friends!! Randi and Lindsey are bringing you their shortest episode yet so you don't have to burden yourself with listening to our voices for too long before the end-of-the-year holidays (if you celebrate). Our eighth episode is about a Hanukkah-themed Disney Channel Original Movie - Full-Court Miracle (2003). It's currently available on Disney Plus, if you haven't watched it already, and may be...worth your time? Lindsey and Randi are in rare form - or maybe not so rare considering this podcast is called Completely Unqualified - on this episode: Randi barks and Lindsey is the queen of tangents. Nonetheless, we hope this short episode will make you laugh and lift your holiday spirits. Happy Holidays to all who celebrate. We're so grateful for your support!! Follow Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @completelyUNQ and consider sponsoring our show through the Anchor sponsorship link attached in the episode notes. Write us a review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser (as a Christmas gift to us), send in your own movie recommendation to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com, and get ready for next Wednesday. Randi and Lindsey will present their very first interview episode on the movie The Sandlot (1993). You won't want to miss it. And we are...completely unqualified. P.S. Shout-out to our audio-editing app (Wondershare Filmora9) for the random electric guitar excerpts (from Golet's "Slaves"). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

It's Wednesday, my dudes, and we're back with another episode of Completely Unqualified! Today, we're reviewing the movie-musical La La Land (2016), recommended by Lindsey's good friend, Paige. This heartbreaking romance is one that had both Randi and Lindsey crying in their respective clubs. Listen to Episode Seven now to hear Lindsey say "love isn't real" and "quote-on-quote" at least 100 times each and Randi claim that she has never failed in her life. We're sorry if you happen to hear some background construction noises or loud car engines in today's episode - unfortunately, Lindsey and Randi tried recording at normal-human hours (like noon) instead of in the middle of the night, resulting in typical city sounds for your enjoyment.  Write in your own movie recommendation to Completely Unqualified's email if you'd like Randi and Lindsey to review a film of your choice one day: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. For next week, we picked Mike's film recommendation - Full-Court Miracle (2003) - in the spirit of the holiday season. Follow @completelyUNQ on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for updates on everything related to this podcast. We love you all - and we are, completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Welcome back to Completely Unqualified, everybody!! Today, Lindsey and Randi are talking about the "Cult Classic" film that has held the title (perhaps, self-proclaimed) of one of the top ten sports movies ever: Slap Shot (1977). This movie was recommended by Lindsey's dad, Bill, and is one of his all-time favorite comedies. Listen to Randi and Lindsey discuss the expected - the problems with this film in 2020, the 70s, and hockey - and the unexpected - toupee songs, vending machine deaths, the movie that holds the record for most F-bombs dropped, and so on. You get a little bit of everything for Episode Six today. What else do you expect from a show called Completely Unqualified? Join us next week as we watch La La Land (2016), a musical romance starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. This is a movie Lindsey swore to never watch again to avoid heartbreak and Randi has never seen, so you know discussion is about to be good. We appreciate you all so much for tuning in with us each week and giving new (or old) movies a try. Make sure to follow us on social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) @completelyUNQ and follow or subscribe on whatever podcast streaming service you're accessing this episode on right now. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, too: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means? Randi and Lindsey are back and so excited to share their thoughts with you all about their latest movie watch for Completely Unqualified - Edward Scissorhands (1990). Edward Scissorhands is a classic, timeless movie that still remains worthy of discussion 30 years after its initial release. Listen to Lindsey and Randi talk about Edward being your typical grilling dad at the barbeque, their persisting disgust toward Neighborhood Karens(TM), and how snow is actually origami.  We hope you take the time to not only follow and/or subscribe to Completely Unqualified on your favorite podcast streaming service, but also follow us on our podcast's social media. You can find Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram via this handle - @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, as well - completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. You know we'll watch absolutely anything at this point, so we can't wait to see what you come up with. Join us next week as we watch the "Cult Classic" film, Slap Shot (1977). And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

On Wednesdays we watch...bad horror films? Lindsey and Randi are back for their fourth episode on Completely Unqualified to talk about the dystopian thriller It Comes at Night (2017) with you all. Did anything come at night? Why were there so many unhinged men? Do YOU know how long a foot and a half is? We'd like to say all of these questions will be answered in this review...but...this is Completely Unqualified. Expectations are low. Next week, join us as we cover the classic drama loved by many - Edward Scissorhands (1990) - and make sure you write in your own movie recommendation to our email at completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com so we can review your film of choice one day. We will see you next Wednesday!! And we are...completely unqualified! P.S. To all of our listeners that celebrate Thanksgiving, enjoy your holiday with friends and family however you can safely do so. This year, Randi and Lindsey are certainly thankful for ALL of you for tuning in with us each week and supporting this podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Randi and Lindsey tackle the musical comedy released just this year, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020), in their third episode on Completely Unqualified. Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is currently available on Netflix if you're up for the 2 hours and 3 minutes of...fun?...this film brings. Listen to Randi try to draw parallels between Camp Rock (2008) and Eurovision & Lindsey consistently attempt to convince Randi this movie was not worth praising. If Eurovision wasn't scary enough, next week Completely UNQ will be watching It Comes at Night (2017) - a spooky, suspenseful movie chosen by our listeners via a poll. If you have a movie you'd like Lindsey and Randi to review on Completely Unqualified, write in your recommendation to completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Make sure to follow us on our social media for any and all updates on this podcast: @completelyUNQ for Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. We can't wait to see you next Wednesday!! And we are...completely unqualified. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support

Randi and Lindsey are back for their second episode of Completely Unqualified, and this time, they are talking about the Mötley Crüe biopic - The Dirt (2019)!! The Dirt is a Netflix original film, detailing the "rude debauchery" (as Rotten Tomatoes put it) and origin story of one of America's favorite rock bands. Listen to Randi rave about Machine Gun Kelly - per usual - and Lindsey give some fun facts about the soil. Though this movie may not have been one of the *professional* critics' favorites, and certainly not an Oscar-winning film, Lindsey and Randi bring some content to the virtual table to talk about this chaotic biopic!! If you have a favorite movie - or a *least* favorite movie - presently on streaming platforms that you want Randi and Lindsey to discuss on an upcoming episode of Completely Unqualified, write in your movie recommendations to the Completely Unqualified email: completelyunqualifiedpc@gmail.com. Make sure to follow us on our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram), as well, for the latest updates on our podcast: @completelyUNQ. We can't wait for next week - we'll be covering a movie neither Lindsey or Randi has seen before called Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020). See ya, Wednesday! And we are...completely unqualified! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/completelyunq/support