Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises

Candy Payne says farewell to the Morning Joyride after 18 years to become a full-time mom. In this special episode, Candy shares her announcement, reflects on her friendship with Melody, and hears from listeners calling in with their well-wishes. Though stepping away from mornings, Candy will continue hosting on weekends. Together, Candy and Melody celebrate God's timing and close their chapter as co-hosts with gratitude and joy.

Join Melody and Candi as they dive into another round of hilarious "Would You Rather" questions. Get ready to laugh, think, and wrestle with impossible choices as they debate the options and share their answers. You'll find yourself laughing along — and maybe even surprising yourself with what you'd choose!

What really matters in parenting? Not trophies or test scores—but your child's soul.In this honest, hope-filled episode, Parker, Melody, and Candy share how they're raising kids with eternity in mind. From Bible studies to bedtime devotions, they offer real talk and practical tools for spiritual growth—even when mornings feel like “Monday Night Raw.”Hear why early faith habits matter, how to make prayer feel natural, and what research says about shaping beliefs by age nine.Listen now and discover simple ways to nurture your child's soul in today's world.

Need a laugh? This episode is packed with a collection of hilarious jokes straight from The Morning JoyRide! It's feel-good fun designed to lift your spirits and put a big smile on your face—because sometimes joy comes one punchline at a time.

Karen Peck joins the Morning JoyRide for a heartfelt conversation about grief, hope, and faith. She shares the story behind her upcoming album Good Answers, inspired by her mother's final words before passing: “I pray to God and God gives good answers.” Just a week later, Karen faced another tragedy—the loss of her best friend Kelly Nelon in a plane crash—deeply shaping her music and faith. Through tears and hope, she reflects on the nearness of heaven, the comfort of family, and the truth that we were never meant to carry burdens alone. Her story offers a powerful reminder this Easter season: in life's hardest moments, God still gives good answers. Subscribe now for more conversations blending everyday life with deep spiritual insight.

The enemy has a strategic playbook for attacking pastors' wives, and in this powerful conversation, we expose those tactics while offering hope and practical solutions. Melody welcomes Cindy and Charlotte from Energize Ministries to discuss the unique vulnerabilities pastoral spouses face during Pastor's Wife Appreciation Month."I feel always watched but never seen," shared one pastor's wife, capturing the painful paradox of visibility without connection that many experience. From identity struggles and congregational expectations to isolation and family targeting, we explore how the enemy methodically works to undermine these influential women in ministry. The conversation candidly addresses difficult topics like marital strain when "the church becomes his mistress," the unfair scrutiny placed on pastors' children, and the temptations that arise during seasons of emotional depletion.But this isn't just about identifying problems – it's about equipping both pastors' wives and congregations with practical strategies for victory. For wives, this means staying rooted in God's Word, establishing healthy boundaries, nurturing their marriages intentionally, and remembering their identity in Christ transcends their role. For church members, it means consistent prayer coverage, initiating genuine friendship, offering specific encouragement, and creating opportunities for rest and retreat."It takes seven compliments to overcome one criticism," one guest notes, reminding us how simple acts of encouragement can transform a pastoral family's experience. Whether you're a pastor's wife seeking solidarity or a church member wanting to better support your leadership, this conversation offers insight into the spiritual battlefield of ministry and the weapons we have to overcome.Visit energizeministries.com to discover resources for supporting pastoral families through retreat opportunities and practical encouragement.

Melody sits down with Parker Webb, Worship Pastor at Green Street Baptist Church, and Pastor Ben Webb, Pastor of Enon Baptist Church. Together, they share invaluable advice for young pastors and worship leaders, offering encouragement and practical wisdom for those stepping into ministry. They also discuss the crucial role of worship music in the church, emphasizing the importance of ensuring that the songs we sing on Sunday mornings are doctrinally sound and align with Scripture. Whether you're a church leader, worshipper, or simply passionate about faith-filled music, this conversation is filled with insight and inspiration. Don't miss this thoughtful and enriching conversation on Quirks, Bumps & Bruises!

Joseph Habedank opens his heart about the journey from addiction to redemption in this candid and inspiring conversation. The acclaimed Southern Gospel artist shares how his struggle with prescription drug dependency—and subsequent recovery nearly twelve years ago—transformed his understanding of God's grace and erased the shame that once defined him.At the center of our discussion is Joseph's powerful song "No Shame," which perfectly captures the essence of Joy FM's upcoming spring fundraiser theme: "Made for More." The lyrics reflect his personal testimony: "I'm saved by the blood of the Lamb, I'm free, I've been born again, I'm forgiven, I'm a child of the King. There ain't no shame on me." Joseph reveals how a visit from gospel legend Russ Taff during rehabilitation changed everything when Taff told him, "God loved you when you were using drugs. He still loved you, but he's crazy about you now." This revelation helped Joseph grasp the depth of God's affection that sees beyond our failures.With refreshing authenticity, Joseph discusses the tension between professional success and personal humility. He credits his wife Lindsay with keeping him grounded, sharing a powerful story of how she confronted him after winning multiple awards to remind him what truly matters. "What I want more than anything," Joseph confesses, "is for people to say he was a good guy, a good man who had integrity and took the worst thing that ever happened to him and let God make it into the best thing." Though celebrated for his music, Joseph emphasizes that he's "not a struggling artist, but an artist who struggles"—facing the same challenges as everyone else.Want to support the ministry that brings you music with messages like Joseph's? Consider giving during Joy FM's spring fundraiser and help spread the good news that we're all made for more than our mistakes.

Reflection and personal growth are at the heart of Lent. Listen as Melody speaks with Guilford vocalist Parker Webb about this transformative season and learn how to navigate life's chaos while deepening your connection with God.Lent is a time to slow down and reflect on our lives. It shows us that fasting isn't just about giving up food—it's about letting go of distractions and negative thoughts. During this season, we learn to embrace gratitude and kindness instead of complaining and discover simple ways to add enriching habits to our daily routines.If you enjoyed our discussion and want to continue the conversation, please consider subscribing, rating, and sharing the podcast!

Our latest episode highlights the vital importance of heart health awareness, especially during American Heart Month. Host Melody welcomes Wendy, Joy FM's Community Care Specialist, for an insightful conversation with Jennifer Graziano, Senior Community Impact Director at the American Heart Association. Together, they discuss the critical warning signs of heart attacks and strokes—two of the leading causes of death in the U.S.—and the life-saving steps everyone should know, including hands-only CPR and AED usage.• Importance of American Heart Month  • Disturbing statistics on heart disease mortality  • Gender differences in heart attack symptoms  • Role and effectiveness of hands-only CPR  • Urgency of using AEDs in cardiac emergencies  • Essential health behaviors for heart health  • Encouragement for community-based heart health education

What happens when a birth plan takes an unexpected turn? We promise an emotional rollercoaster in this episode, as Candy Payne opens up about the birth of her daughter, Emma Grace. From the anxiety of an unforeseen cesarean section to the overwhelming joy of finally holding Emma, Candy shares the story with warmth and sincerity. Join us as we explore the love and excitement that this new addition has brought to Candy, her husband Jake, and their sons Wyatt and Hunter. You'll hear how Emma's arrival has strengthened the family's bond and even get a behind-the-scenes look at the thoughtful process of choosing her name.As Candy prepares to take her maternity leave, we reflect on the incredible strength and grace she has shown throughout this journey. Although her presence will be missed, the spirit of our podcast will remain vibrant with uplifting Southern Gospel music, devotional moments, and laughter. We invite listeners to shower the Payne family with love and support during this special time and eagerly look forward to Candy's return, along with the heartfelt stories she will have to share. Don't miss this touching tribute to Candy and the newest member of her family, Emma Grace.

What happens when a family legacy and a mission from Kenya converge at a funeral? Join us on this special episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we welcome Trish Sanberry, Director of Business Development at Joy FM, who shares a deeply moving story about her grandmother's passing. Trish recounts the heartfelt moments from the service, where her brother, a preacher, delivered a compelling sermon after returning from a mission in Kenya. He challenged the attendees to move beyond simply knowing about the Lord to truly knowing Him in the heart, emphasizing that the 18-inch journey from head to heart can be the difference between salvation and loss.The celebration of faith continued with Trish's father sharing his own testimony and the profound impact of his mother-in-law's unwavering faith. The invitation to embrace salvation resonated powerfully, leading to an emotional response from four individuals, including three of Trish's grandmother's great-grandchildren. This episode paints a poignant picture of a family united by faith, legacy, and love, showing how these elements can transcend generations and inspire change. Listen in to be reminded of the enduring power of a life lived faithfully and the importance of family connections that reach beyond this life.

Join us on Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we sit down with our special guest, Trish Sanberry, the Director of Business Development at Joy FM. Known for her vibrant presence and tireless efforts in supporting our beloved station, Trish shares a story that has touched our hearts. Following the recent passing of her grandmother, who lived a remarkable 94 years filled with faith and love, Trish opens up about the extraordinary events that unfolded at the funeral. With most of the family gathered, her brother and father shared profound reflections on legacy, faith, and the importance of truly knowing the Lord.Listen in as Trish recounts the moving testimonies given by her brother, a preacher who recently returned from a mission in Kenya, and her father, who shared personal memories and spoke passionately about salvation. Their messages centered around the idea that knowing the Lord in one's heart is what ultimately unites us with loved ones beyond this life. This touching narrative is a powerful reminder of the significance of faith and family, and we invite you to hear how a moment of sorrow transformed into a celebration of new birth for several family members.

Join us on this heartfelt episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, where Candi and Melody share a heartfelt conversation about the impending arrival of Candi's new baby. With just under a month to go, Candi opens up about her mixed feelings of excitement and apprehension. We explore the anxieties that come with welcoming another child into the home, especially for those who have experienced anxiety and OCD. Candi candidly discusses her concerns about re-entering the world of newborn care, from remembering baby essentials to resisting the urge to purchase high-tech baby monitors.This episode offers a warm and relatable look at the challenges and joys of parenting, making it a must-listen for both seasoned parents and those preparing for a new addition to the family. Whether you're looking for some lighthearted laughter or genuine insights, this conversation promises to be both entertaining and comforting.

Join us on this episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we explore the rewarding journey of decluttering your home. Melody and Candi share their personal experiences and strategies for simplifying and organizing living spaces. Starting with small tasks like cleaning out a single drawer, they gradually tackle larger areas such as closets, highlighting the sense of relief and satisfaction that comes with decluttering. Listen in as they humorously recount stories, including Melody's husband's attachment to an abundance of screws and the challenge of letting go of old shoes and stacks of paper. Together, they discuss practical tips for disposing of common household clutter, from expired medications and broken coat hangers to outdated spices and dried-up paint cans.

Join us as we continue our heartfelt discussion on the joys and challenges of welcoming a new baby. Together, we explore the fun and sometimes frustrating process of choosing the perfect name for a little one. With the middle name "Grace" already decided, Candi humorously considers Melody's suggestion of "Amazing" as a first name, while praying for divine inspiration to settle on a name that truly feels right, even if the wait is hard.Candi recounts her experience with naming her first child, Hunter, and the amusing dilemmas that arose, including concerns over family connections and classroom associations. As we laugh and empathize with Candi's story, we invite you to reflect on the deeper lessons of patience and trust in the timing of life's precious moments.

Join us on this heartwarming journey as Candi shares her deeply personal story of anticipation and faith in waiting for her new baby. Listen in as we recount the joyful moment Candi revealed her pregnancy to Melody, capturing the surprise and excitement that followed. Reflecting on past times of longing and tears, Candi opens up about how faith and patience have illuminated the perfect timing for this blessing in her life. We discuss how the alignment of her family's circumstances and spiritual growth has beautifully paved the way for this new chapter, and how grace plays a significant role in her decision-making process, especially when considering the baby's name. This episode is a testament to the journey of life, filled with gratitude, hope, and the celebration of new beginnings.

Discover the remarkable difference a simple change in your daily routine can make as Melody and Candi share their enthusiasm for Joy FM's 30-day challenge. This isn't just about music; it's about transforming your commute, your workday, and your life by immersing yourself in the uplifting sounds of Christian music. This episode is infused with personal testimonies and the infectious conviction that tuning into Joy FM could be the positive shift you've been seeking.

Join us for a heartwarming journey down memory lane as Melody and Candi share cherished Christmas memories in this special continuation of our festive series. Listen in as we recount the stories behind our most treasured ornaments, each one a symbol of a precious moment from our past. From Candi's childhood tradition of collecting ornaments with her mother to Melody's unique keepsakes made from her children's baby shoes and first haircuts, our stories will surely resonate with anyone who finds joy in the little things that make the holiday season magical. It's a sentimental reflection on how these tiny trinkets bring back a flood of nostalgia and remind us of the love and traditions that have shaped our lives.This episode is a tribute to the sentimental side of the holidays and how even the simplest of items can carry profound significance. Whether it's a handmade ornament or a store-bought treasure, these decorations hold the power to transport us back to the warm embrace of Christmases past. And of course, we celebrate Jesus, the Light of the world and our only hope. So, grab a cup of cocoa, settle in, and let us take you on a cozy trip back in time, filled with laughter, nostalgia, and the heartwarming spirit of Christmas.

Discover how holiday gift-giving can turn into an adventure full of surprises and mishaps! Have you ever thought you were the master of keeping Christmas gifts a secret, only to find yourself giving them away early or forgetting where you hid them? Melody and Candi share our entertaining escapades around gift-giving, from Candi's early reveal to her husband Jake of a much-needed Bluetooth speaker, to Melody's escapades of losing track of an expensive sweatshirt for months. We explore the delicate balance of maintaining the magic of Christmas surprises when dealing with shared finances, sharing clever strategies to keep those gifts under wraps until the big day.Ready to laugh along with us as we navigate the festive season? Hear about our amusing encounters with Amazon wish lists, and how one couple's shared account led to the ultimate spoiler alert during the holiday season. We also stroll down memory lane, chatting about the childhood gifts we yearned for and the ones that got away. It's a heartwarming mix of holiday mishaps, laughter, and practical tips to keep your Christmas joyful and full of delightful surprises. Tune in and join our lively chat, where we promise a dose of festive cheer and a sprinkle of seasonal wisdom!

Melody and Candy are joined by Parker Webb, for a lively and entertaining chat about the cost of the items mentioned in the well-known Christmas carol, "The 12 Days of Christmas."

How do you cope with the holidays when a piece of your heart is missing? In this heartfelt episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, we are joined by our dear friend Beth from Lynchburg, Virginia, who bravely shares her journey through grief following the sudden loss of her beloved husband, Wayne. Reflecting on the day that would have marked their 30th wedding anniversary, Beth opens up about the unexpected events leading to Wayne's passing, as what appeared to be a simple ailment revealed itself as a devastating heart attack. As she faces the holiday season without Wayne for the first time, Beth offers a poignant reminder of the enduring power of cherished memories and the comfort they can bring in times of sorrow.Our conversation with Beth underscores the vital role that love and support play in navigating through grief. We explore how acknowledging and talking about grief is a crucial step toward healing, even if the journey never fully closes the chapter on loss. Tune in for heartfelt insights and encouragement.

Thanksgiving has always been a cornerstone of family bonding and culinary creativity for us, and this year, we're sharing how our traditions have grown over time. Melody talks about stepping into her mother's shoes as the Thanksgiving chef, shifting from her mom's extravagant solo efforts to a team-based feast where everyone brings a dish. We unveil some of our favorite recipes that have become staples, like a turkey-themed cheese ball that kids adore and Candi's uniquely festive apple dish using red hot candies. Whether you're hosting or bringing a dish, we believe these ideas will add a little magic to your holiday table.

What if a simple shift in your Sunday morning routine could transform your entire worship experience? Join us, Melody and Candi, as we share our personal journey in cultivating a heart and mindset ready for church. We explore practical tips like starting your day with prayer, enjoying worship music on the drive, and the often-overlooked power of arriving early to create a serene atmosphere and foster meaningful connections with your church family. For busy families, we tackle the chaos of Sunday mornings with suggestions for preparing the night before, ensuring a smoother and more focused approach to worship.We also delve into the true essence of servanthood within the church, drawing from our extensive experience on church staff. We highlight the importance of embodying the teachings of sermons and how this can lead to profound spiritual growth. Hear how pastors and their families navigate the rewarding yet challenging roles they play, and discover strategies to keep your worship vibrant and God-centered.

Pumpkin carving with the kids sounds like a picturesque fall activity, but if you're anything like us, it might end up as a solo parent project amidst a sea of pumpkin guts. Join us, Melody and Candi, on Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, as we navigate the hilariously unpredictable nature of fall bucket lists. From the perfect caramel apple sabotaged by bees to the quest for a homemade pumpkin spice latte that ends at Starbucks, we share our misadventures in embracing fall traditions. But it's all part of the fun, right? Our corn maze antics, adorned with our radio station's logo, remind us why these quirky experiences make fall so special.

Are you more like free-spirited Mary or super-organized Martha? Well, buckle up as we unpack the charming idiosyncrasies that define us all, whether you're the type who plans out every dish for the week or someone who lets their cravings guide their next meal. Candi and I pull back the curtain on our contrasting lifestyles, inviting you to laugh along and find a little bit of yourself in the Marys and Marthas of today. From meticulously arranged closets to singing your favorite tune at the drop of a hat, we celebrate the diversity in our daily dance, proving that there's joy to be found in both the planned and the spontaneous moments of life.And for those of you dreading your next encounter with the washer and dryer, we're dishing out a generous helping of camaraderie and chuckles that might just make that laundry basket seem a little less daunting. Join us, and who knows, you might just walk away with a new perspective on life's never-ending chores.

Join us, Melody and Candi, as we take a stroll down memory lane, celebrating our shared love for Southern Gospel music. With 17 years of concerts, events, and countless memories, we reflect on the times we followed artists like Signature Sound and Michael English, and attended massive gatherings like the National Quartet Convention and Singing in the Sun. Listen in as we recount the hilarious moment we unwittingly found ourselves on the red carpet at Dollywood, decked out in our finest—save for the Crocs and sandals on our feet.In this heartfelt conversation, we also explore the unique atmosphere of Southern Gospel events and how they serve as the ultimate setting for people-watching, surpassing even the likes of Walmart for entertainment value. Plus, we touch on Aaron Wilburn's humorous take on Southern Gospel fandom in his book, "You Might Be a Southern Gospel Music Fan If." Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking for a laugh, our anecdotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even a bit of nostalgia for the sights and sounds of Southern Gospel music.

Listen in as we explore the quirkiest, and most annoying, things people do during church services on our latest podcast episode. Melody and Candi, discuss the odd and sometimes humorous actions we've noticed – and we're not just talking about the typical whispering or fidgeting. From the surprising sound of fingernail clippings echoing off the pews to the distracting jingle of change in someone's pocket, we've got a collection of stories that will have you chuckling and perhaps nodding in recognition. Candi even gets caught red-handed during the recording!Our conversation is not just a recount of these amusing anecdotes; it's also a heartwarming tribute to the individuals who, unknowingly, left a lasting impression on us with their church service quirks. We fondly remember characters like Betty, who, despite her many contributions to the church, is remembered for her in-service manicure, and we pay homage to Melody's mother, whose pre-exit ritual and 'whispering' were so distinct they were shared at her funeral. So grab your earbuds and get ready for some laughter and sweet reminiscences – and maybe next time you're in church, you'll notice the quirks that make each service uniquely memorable.

Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we chat with Wendy about the retro fashion trends and fads that we would love to bring back. Wendy shares her fond memories of the grand stereo systems from the 1970s, complete with turntables and cassette players, while we explore the evolution of music formats from records to digital. Candi reminisces about her love for jelly shoes and crimped hair from the 80s and early 90s, and we laugh about the quirky joy of picking rocks out of the bottoms of jelly shoes. We also reflect on the evolving fashion trends through the decades, including denim skirts and Wallabies shoes, sharing personal anecdotes and lighthearted banter throughout.

Join us for an entertaining and heartwarming episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we chat with Troy Peach from Peach Goldman. We kick things off with a lively debate about pumpkin spice flavors, discovering a humorous gender divide in its popularity. Troy shares the quirky story behind his last name and how it inspired the name of his group. We also get into the festive spirit as Troy recounts his extravagant Christmas decorations and the hilarious city-wide prank involving his stolen nativity scene and Santa.We relive a nerve-wracking experience involving a bus accident that left Andrew injured and totaled the Perry's bus, along with the financial strain of leasing a half-million-dollar bus. We discuss bizarre sleep habits, including a tornado that didn't wake us up, and celebrate 17 years of the Morning Joyride. Don't miss this episode filled with laughter, stories, and the importance of encouragement and friendship.

Join us on this insightful episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as Melody and Candi, and special guests Parker Webb and Ben Webb discuss the evolving landscape of church attendance in the wake of the pandemic. With church attendance averaging at 85% of pre-pandemic levels, our guests share personal stories and statistics to highlight the varied impacts on different congregations. We emphasize the importance of blending worship styles to cater to diverse preferences and stress the need for spiritual maturity in understanding that worship is an act of serving God.We also explore the challenges and opportunities brought by live streaming church services. While this technology has made services accessible to those who are homebound, it has also led some to forego in-person gatherings. Listen in as we discuss the balance churches are striving to achieve by limiting live streaming to certain services and encouraging physical attendance to maintain a strong sense of community. Don't miss out on this engaging conversation about the shifting dynamics of church life in the pandemic era.

Join us for part two of this heartfelt discussion on the complexities of church life, where we explore the duality of church experiences. While church can be a place of immense beauty and fellowship, it can also be a source of deep hurt and challenges. We shed light on the imperfections within the church, filled with imperfect, sinful humans, yet underscore its beauty as a body of believers. It's a place where sinners stand as equals, and a refuge for broken hearts. We share personal insights on the importance of feeling like family within a church and discuss the transformative power of redemption and restoration that can occur within its walls.In this conversation, we highlight how church is not just a building but a community designed by God, meant for fellowship and mutual support. From being a holy ground where sin is confronted and hearts are invited to seek restoration, to serving as a training ground for warriors and a bearer of burdens, church is a lesson in faith and trust. Listen in as we emphasize the beauty of shared burdens, given hope, and the sense of family that makes church a vital part of our spiritual journey.

What happens when the sanctuary feels more like a spotlight? In this heartfelt episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, Melody and Candi pull back the curtain on church life, sharing personal stories that reveal the unspoken challenges many face within the community. From the anxiety of being judged to the unique pressures on pastor's families, we shine a light on the silent struggles of single mothers, prodigal sons, and those who seem perfect on the outside but are hurting within. This episode underscores the importance of empathy and understanding, offering a fresh perspective on the human experience behind the Sunday bests.

Join us on this special episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we rewind and share some of our favorite moments that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Melody puts Candy's picky eating habits to the test with a fun and fast-paced game where Candy reveals her likes and dislikes of various foods. It's a hilarious segment that will have you playing along and maybe even shaking your head in amusement. We also share a heartwarming moment featuring Melody's grandson, Benson, singing "Jesus Loves Me" and "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" from his car seat—a clip guaranteed to warm your heart.But that's not all! We sprinkle in some fun and quirky trivia. Plus, we share a classic joke that will make you chuckle—ever heard of Cole's Law? It's not what you think! So sit back, relax, and enjoy a joyride filled with laughter, love, and a bit of light-hearted trivia.

This episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises brings you the heartbreaking story of the Nelons' plane crash en route to a Gaither Homecoming cruise to Alaska. Listen to the raw, emotional reactions of Bill and Gloria Gaither alongside their homecoming friends as they process this profound loss. We explore the deep bonds within the Southern Gospel world, showcasing the power of faith and the belief that even in the darkest times, God's plans are ultimately good.We also pay tribute to the Nelons, celebrating their remarkable contributions to gospel music and their community. The chapter dedicated to their youngest member sheds light on the courage required to continue the family's legacy amidst overwhelming grief. Through heartfelt memories and reflections, we emphasize the importance of cherishing our loved ones and finding strength in faith. Tune in for an episode filled with poignant moments, powerful testimonies, and a reminder of the resilience found in unity and prayer.

What happened to the days of kicking off the school year in September? Join Melody and Candi in this episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we chat about how the back-to-school season has shifted from post-Labor Day to early August, stirring up a wave of nostalgia for our childhood school days. We open up about the surprising changes we've noticed over the years, from the brief summer vacations to the endless days off during the school year. Laugh along with us as we read a hilarious and heartfelt note from a seasoned mom who's fed up with the relentless demands of school activities, from baking cupcakes to assembling fall festival baskets. We're getting real about the overwhelming and costly back-to-school supply lists, questioning what schools actually provide these days. Plus, we have a heart-felt time of prayer for school kids and teachers as they return to the daily gind this year. Tune in for a mix of humor, nostalgia, and practical advice that will resonate with parents everywhere.

Join us on this heartwarming and hilarious episode of Quirks, Bumps, & Bruises as we share some unforgettable dog tales! Wendy, our community care coordinator, joins us to recount a recent mishap involving her mischievous dog, Mia, and a red mess of hummingbird food all over the carpet. You'll also hear from Candi about her dog Ivy's unfortunate indoor accident that had her husband stepping into quite a mess. As we laugh and reminisce, Wendy shares the touching story of adopting Mia, a rescue dog who immediately fit in with their other pets and showed her true personality by diving headfirst into a bag of pupperoni treats at the shelter. Don't miss out on their delightful mix of laughter and inspiration!

Join us on this episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we sit down with Christy Reid, the inspiring CEO of UnityFest USA. Christy shares her incredible journey of faith and obedience, detailing how UnityFest brings together diverse musical genres to glorify God. She recounts miraculous stories of financial provisions, where God's timing and generosity have surpassed all expectations, reinforcing the power of steadfast faith and trust. Christy's testimony highlights the need for churches to embrace all forms of music and celebrate the growing success of UnityFest, which is drawing larger crowds and may soon require a bigger venue. Her story is a powerful reminder of God's ability to move mountains when we trust and obey.

Join us on this heartfelt episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as Melody and Candi discuss the increasing anxiety among school-aged children, often stemming from turmoil at home. Drawing from personal experiences and the touching story of Russ Taff, who carried the weight of his home life into the classroom, we explore how these struggles can impact a child's performance and well-being. We share a powerful initiative by a compassionate teacher who sends home a "handle with care" note, offering additional support without requiring families to divulge personal details. This simple yet profound gesture emphasizes the importance of understanding and grace in education and in everyday interactions with others. We all have days when we also need to be "handled with care." Tune in to hear how small acts of kindness and understanding can significantly impact the lives around you.

Ever feel like a recipe sent you hunting for a dodo bird feather at your local grocery store? Trust us, it's an adventure you'd want to avoid! Join Candi and Melody on this laugh-out-loud episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as we share our amusing pet peeves about cooking, starting with a hilarious takedown of TV chefs and their so-called "simple" recipes. We reminisce about our wild goose chases for bizarre ingredients and poke fun at how out of touch these shows can be. We then shift to a common frustration we all share: the never-ending quest for straightforward recipes online. From scrolling through life stories to battling intrusive ads, we discuss the struggle and celebrate the saving grace that is the "jump to recipe" button. You'll love our nostalgic trip down memory lane as we talk about our treasured Betty Crocker cookbook and the charm of handwritten recipes from our moms. Tune in as we contemplate a return to old-school cookbooks and even suggest hitting up Goodwill for hidden culinary gems. Don't miss this delightful chat that's sure to resonate with home cooks everywhere!

Ever been at the end of a drive-thru speaker only to be greeted with a curt, "What do you want?" Or waited endlessly in a store while employees seem to be more interested in avoiding eye contact than helping you? Join us on this episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises as Candi and Melody recount these exact experiences and more. From a grueling hour-and-a-half wait at a cell phone store to a disappointing fast-food fiasco, we're pulling back the curtain on the alarming decline of good customer service. We also discuss the importance of showing Christ in the way we interact with people, especially when they're being rude to us. Whether you're on the giving or receiving end of customer service, this is a reminder to be kind and show Jesus to others. You may be the only example of Him that they see. Tune in for our stories, insights, and a few laughs along the way.

Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we chat with Wendy about the retro fashion trends and fads that we would love to bring back. Wendy shares her fond memories of the grand stereo systems from the 1970s, complete with turntables and cassette players, while we explore the evolution of music formats from records to digital. Candy reminisces about her love for jelly shoes and crimped hair from the 80s and early 90s, and we laugh about the quirky joy of picking rocks out of the bottoms of jelly shoes. We also reflect on the evolving fashion trends through the decades, including denim skirts and Wallabies shoes, sharing personal anecdotes and lighthearted banter throughout.

Listen in as we explore the quirkiest, and most annoying, things people do during church services on our latest podcast episode. Melody and Candi, discuss the odd and sometimes humorous actions we've noticed – and we're not just talking about the typical whispering or fidgeting. From the surprising sound of fingernail clippings echoing off the pews to the distracting jingle of change in someone's pocket, we've got a collection of stories that will have you chuckling and perhaps nodding in recognition. Candi even gets caught red-handed during the recording!Our conversation is not just a recount of these amusing anecdotes; it's also a heartwarming tribute to the individuals who, unknowingly, left a lasting impression on us with their church service quirks. We fondly remember characters like Betty, who, despite her many contributions to the church, is remembered for her in-service manicure, and we pay homage to Melody's mother, whose pre-exit ritual and 'whispering' were so distinct they were shared at her funeral. So grab your earbuds and get ready for some laughter and sweet reminiscences – and maybe next time you're in church, you'll notice the quirks that make each service uniquely memorable.

Join us, Melody and Candy, on Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, where this time around, we tackle a series of whimsical 'Would You Rather?' questions that will have you chuckling and perhaps even pausing to ponder. Listen in as we debate the eternal struggle between enduring constant heat or cold, the choice between an unstoppable urge to sing or dance, and the intriguing option of possessing encyclopedic knowledge or excelling at every endeavor. Our playful banter is peppered with personal tales—from Candi's impromptu singing to my grappling with early morning wrinkles.You won't want to miss out as we navigate through this lighthearted labyrinth of choices, where the simple dilemmas of life bring joy and laughter. So, wrap up in a cozy blanket or grab a snack (preferably your favorite meal), and tune in for a dose of fun that might just reveal more about us—and you—than you'd expect!

Every mother's love writes its own story—a tale that weaves itself into the fabric of history and the hearts of her children. As Melody and I, Candy, come together for the Mother's Day weekend special of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, we turn the spotlight on these extraordinary narratives. Our episode is a mosaic of laughter and tenderness, adorned with the most memorable moments from our Morning Joyride that celebrate motherhood. We laugh over Mother's Day jokes and dive into trivia that spans the globe, cherishing the countless ways moms are honored. But it's not just about the present - we look to the past and honor Mary's mother, a symbol of a mother's enduring influence across generations.The sisterhood of womanhood is a bond like no other, and this chapter is a hymn to that unity and mutual support, especially poignant as Mother's Day draws near. I weave a message of encouragement for all our listeners, reminding every woman of her intrinsic value and the strength found in togetherness. Amid the festivities, we also offer a comforting embrace to those for whom Mother's Day is a complex time, sharing stories and moments that speak to the heart. Join us in this celebration and reflection on the joys and journeys of mothers and the indelible marks they leave on our lives.

Get ready to play the ultimate game of "What Would You Choose?" with your favorite Joy FM women's crew, as we tackle a question that's as revealing as it is fun. Imagine a world where either daily massages, house cleaning services, free gas, or an endless supply of makeup come at zero cost to you for the rest of your days. Melody and Candi stir the pot and watch the sparks fly as Robin, Wendy, Shelly, Trish, and Donna jump in, each revealing their choice and the delightfully quirky logic behind it.Prepare for laughter, surprises, and maybe a touch of envy, as each pick unveils a treasure trove about who we are and what we hold dear. Discover why an ex-cosmetologist might skip the allure of free makeup, or how practicality can overrule the temptation of luxurious pampering. It's not just a peek into our personal preferences—it's a rollicking ride through the diverse perspectives of women who make life's daily grind a little less mundane and a lot more entertaining. Join us, and you might just find yourself pondering, "What would I choose?"

Discover the compelling intersection of historical evidence and profound faith as Pastor Eric Simmons joins us once again to unravel the art of apologetic argumentation. We navigate beyond the surface level of belief systems, placing a spotlight on the resurrection—a cornerstone of Christian doctrine.Venture with us through a moving narrative that showcases the transformative power of the resurrection in personal faith journeys. Listen to the story of a touching encounter with an unwavering atheist whose continuous dialogue with believers hints at a heart opening to reconsider faith. These stories embody the harmonious blend of intellectual scrutiny and religious conviction, reinforcing the notion that belief is not just felt but also reasoned.We reflect on the tender and intricate process of guiding individuals towards faith, emphasizing  empathy and compassion in religious discourse. A dialogue with an atheist during a Sunday school session becomes a testament to the emotional and intellectual considerations that color one's path to belief. Through this journey, we emphasize that humility and repentance are not just virtues but the very essence of a vibrant spiritual life. Join us, Candi and Melody, as we unpack these profound topics, offering encouragement for those navigating the complex landscape of spiritual discovery.

Join us on a thought-provoking journey as we sit down with Eric Simmons, Associate Pastor of Disciple Making from First Baptist Church of Summerfield, to illuminate the often misunderstood practice of apologetics within the Christian faith. Apologetics is not about apologizing; it's about articulating a well-reasoned defense for our beliefs. Eric walks us through its biblical roots and its critical role in both evangelism and nurturing steadfast faith in the face of challenging ideologies. This conversation is an eye-opener for anyone seeking to bolster their understanding of Christianity and prepare the younger generation for the intellectual battles they may face, especially within academic environments.Listen in as we tackle the compelling topic of sharing your faith, a duty that, surprisingly, many Christians shy away from. We delve into the power of personal testimony, especially the transformative narrative of the resurrection, and the need to prioritize genuine relationships over debates when engaging with non-believers. Our chat also sheds light on how our daily choices and media consumption may either bolster or undermine our witness to the world. This segment is a heartfelt call to authenticity, urging believers to live out their faith in a way that naturally invites others to explore the hope we hold dear.Our final segment probes the delicate balance of humility and accountability within the church. The all-too-common facade of perfection can alienate, particularly the younger faithful, who crave authenticity and honest mentorship. We discuss the importance of fostering a church environment that champions loving correction over harsh judgment, and the role this plays in nurturing a sincere and resilient community of believers. Tune in for an enriching conversation that emphasizes the need for a faith community that practices what it preaches and faces its imperfections with grace and truth.

Every time we mean to lace up those sneakers for an early morning walk, the siren call of syrup-drenched pancakes seems to steer us off course. It's Melody and Candi here, bringing you another belly-laugh-packed session of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, where we navigate the choppy waters of weight loss with a fork in one hand and a dumbbell in the other. Today's episode is a testament to the best-laid plans of mice, men, and your two favorite radio hosts, who can't seem to resist the gravitational pull of a loaded breakfast sandwich.Join us as we chronicle our latest foray into the land of dieting promises, only to be hijacked by the sheer magnetism of office birthday celebrations and the undeniable allure of blueberry bread pudding (with icing, no less). We share the gritty details of our indulgent morning feasts, reflect on the peer-induced food choices, and even try to justify our actions under the guise of social obligation. If you've ever found yourself in a tug-of-war between fitness aspirations and the undeniable joy of comfort food, this episode will have you nodding along and chuckling at our all-too-familiar predicaments.

Unlock the hidden world of pastors' wives and their vital role in the church community as we celebrate their dedication during Pastors Wives Month. Cindy and Charlotte from Energize Ministries join us to share heartfelt stories and the raw truth about the lives of these incredible women. We peel back the layers of expectation and sacrifice that come with being married to a church leader, examining the biblical foundation of honoring these women and how the community can truly uphold them. Our conversation reveals the complexities of balancing personal careers with church duties and the need for grace and understanding for pastors' families.Feel the heartbeat of the church as we delve into the crucial issues of pastoral burnout and the rejuvenating power of sabbaticals. With thousands of pastors stepping away from the pulpit each year, we confront the stark reality of mental exhaustion and the impact it has on both clergy and their spouses. Cindy and Charlotte illuminate the philosophy of Energize Ministries, emphasizing that the well-being of church leaders is intrinsically linked to the health of their congregations. Listen to stories of resilience, the power of encouragement, and the transformative effect of supporting pastors' wives and families on the broader faith community.

Join Melody and Candi as they discuss Christian pick up lines for singles. Laugh alongside them as they let you know some of the most hilarious lines that are said in order to meet that special someone to marry.