Podcasts about Eggbert

Adam kicks off the show by giving a heartfelt shoutout to a fan in Florida who sharedhow Adam's comedy helped her through the loss of her husband. This sparks aconversation about the weirdness of accepting love from fans, the secret to TomCruise's action star dominance (it's all in the grip, baby), and the absurdity ofAspercreme's dad-drumming commercial. They also break down the performativeconfidence of Jasmine Crockett and Gavin Newsom.Comedian Monique Marvez then steps into the studio and she and Adam dive into theidea of coaching guys up (some can be fixed, some are just broken), her time at KFIRadio, and a few choice stories about Mike August at the Montreal Comedy Festival.Monique schools us on her two-point takedown, opens up about her relationship withher father, and shares the life lessons her parents left her with. Adam jumps in with histheory that difficult people don't know they're difficult (and wouldn't change if they did).The conversation gets personal when Monique reflects on her journey with marriageand kids, while Adam muses about why mama's boys make the worst business partners(too much nurturing, not enough grit).News with Mayhem covers the day's top stories, including: Baristas protestingStarbucks' new dress code and Bruce Springsteen ranting about Trump.To wrap things up, Monique and Adam bond over their mutual hatred for "tagging" which sends Adam spiraling into a story from his past about graffiti, a guy named EGGBERT, and a little something called frontier justice. Get it on!FOR MORE WITH MONIQUE MARVEZ:INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @moniquemarvezWEBSITE: moniquemarvez.comFOR MORE WITH JASON “MAYHEM” MILLER:INSTAGRAM: @mayhemmillerTWITTER: @mayhemmillerWEBSITE: magnvs.io/pages/summit?via=mayhemThank you for supporting our sponsors:● BetOnline● Homes.com● oreillyauto.com/ADAM● Pluto.TV● SHOPIFY.COM/carollaLIVE SHOWS:● May 24 - Bellflower, CA● May 30 - Tacoma, WA (2 shows)● May 31 - Tacoma, WA (2 shows)● June 1 - Spokane, WA (2 shows)● June 11 - Palm Springs, CA● June 13 - Salt Lake City, UT (2 shows)● June 14 - Salt Lake City, UT (2 shows)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To say the holidays can be a stressful time is the understatement of the century. This week, Rachel and Cori discuss how they're making it more manageable, how they plan to tackle Santa, favorite traditions, and that it's okay to let go of some things. Oh, and there's Eggbert.

Listeners stop hecklin'… it's the 17th Anniversary of Club Penguin! This Anniversary episode features Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert making choices based on options given to them by the book THE INVENTOR'S APPRENTICE by Tracey West, book #2 in the Club Penguin: Pick Your Path series. Will they finish in a freaky way… or two? Prepare for banter, penguins, and silly voices as Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert and Troy J Malcolm play through this interactive novel together, and continue the spooky second season! STARRING: ☆ Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert (CYSTWF/TikTok/YouTube) ☆ Troy J Malcolm (Facebook/Instagram/YouTube) CREW: ☆ Emma Maguire (Equipment, Lead Sound Editor, Producer, Special Thanks) ☆ Logan Burrell (Equipment, Graphic Designer, Graphic Editor, Lead Video Editor, Producer, Special Thanks) ☆ Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert (Special Thanks) ☆ Sofilly Letters (Logo Designer, Special Thanks) ☆ Troy J Malcolm (Creator, Director, Equipment, Executive Producer, Sound Editor, Sound Recordist) WIPEOUT AT MATSUMOTO SHAVE ICE By Honoka & Azita This show was created for SPLITelevision Productions and can be found on most podcast platforms PLUS our YouTube channel! Spookily… We are in no way affiliated with Tracey West, Disney, Club Penguin, or associated companies. We are just extreme fans of the gamebook format and want to share our passion for them with others. If you enjoy this podcast, please support the author, books, and publisher through their official channels.

Listeners stop hecklin' it's the 17th anniversary of Club Penguin!This episode of "Pick-A-Path Podcast" features Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert as they playthrough book #2 of Club Penguin's "Pick Your Path" series with help from Troy J Malcolm.Prepare yourself for reading and banter as Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert makes choices based off of options presented to them by the book: THE INVENTOR'S APPRENTICE! Will they finish in a freaky way... or two? This show was created for SPLITelevision Productions, and can be found on most podcast platforms, and on the SPLITelevision Productions YouTube channel soon after!Spookily... We are in no way affiliated with Club Penguin, Disney, Tracy West, or the Sunbird brand. We are just extreme fans of the format, franchise, and want to share our passion for them with others. If you enjoy this podcast, please support the author, books, and publisher through their official channels.SONG USED IN THE EPISODE:-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9diT9sZVspAFOLLOW RYAN BREAKFAST-EGGBERT ONLINE:-https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeFDYDCr/https://youtube.com/channel/UCidHtHAf2tI-0GdQWSXphUALISTEN TO "CAN YOU SURVIVE THE WHOLE FUCK?" AND SEE IF YOU CAN!https://wholefuck.transistor.fmTHE CREW:-☆ EMMA MAGUIRE: Equipment, Lead Sound Editor, Producer, Special Thanks.☆ LOGAN BURRELL: Animator, Equipment, Graphic Designer, Graphic Editor, Lead Video Editor, Producer, Special Thanks.☆ RYAN BREAKFAST-EGGBERT: Special Thanks.☆ SOFILLY LETTERS: Equipment, Graphic Designer, Special Thanks.☆ TROY J MALCOLM: Creator, Director, Equipment, Executive Producer, Sound Editor, Sound Recordist.

It's a true story. Joss once had a pet water balloon. It met a tragic end. Rob, Joss and Producer Sparkles chat about that at the end of this segment about Amazon Prime Days. It starts with chat about what's on sale and some of Rob's ideas for purchases and ends with the tragic story of "Eggbert."

We continue with Degrassi Junior High season 2 to discuss the most iconic Degrassi character of all time, Eggbert! We go through the ins and outs of parenting an egg, the political ramifications of slut shaming your twin, and whatever the hell Stephanie was up to the season. Follow us on Twitter @DeSocialDisease and on Instagram @thesocialdisease!

Recorded 5/2/2023Welcome back to a crispy new episode of the RoundTable Chatot, where the table is actually a square!Join your hosts OleJonnyOneBall and Shadowprime34 as they discuss the upcoming events and unleash a multitude of puns along the way!So buckle up because this is a fun one!Helpful Links:Pokemon Go BlogSilph ArenaPvpokeGo Hub Search StringPokemon Move CountsCheck out our friends over at BTWPVP! No, for real. Could you go check them out? Did you do it yet? I can wait. Seriously, they have some dope stuff coming up and I think you'll like it! Go check them out!Check out the rest of our stuff here and here! Be sure to check out our Merch store on our website!Support the showWhere everyone has a seat at the table!

Listeners boo-ware… you're in for a HALLOWEEN scare! This Halloween episode features Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert making choices based on options given to them by the book STOWAWAY: ADVENTURES AT SEA! by Tracey West, book #1 in the Club Penguin: Pick Your Path series. Will they finish in a freaky way… or two? Prepare for banter, penguins, and silly voices as Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert and Troy J Malcolm play through this interactive novel together, and continue this frightening first season of the podcast! STARRING: ☆ Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert (CYSTWF/TikTok/YouTube) ☆ Troy J Malcolm (Facebook/Instagram/YouTube) CREW: ☆ Emma Maguire (Equipment, Lead Sound Editor, Producer, Special Thanks) ☆ Logan Burrell (Equipment, Graphic Designer, Graphic Editor, Lead Video Editor, Producer, Special Thanks) ☆ Ryan Breakfast-Eggbert (Special Thanks) ☆ Sofilly Letters (Logo Designer, Special Thanks) ☆ Tom Collins (Special Thanks) ☆ Troy J Malcolm (Creator, Director, Equipment, Executive Producer, Sound Editor, Sound Recordist) This show was created for SPLITelevision Productions and can be found on most podcast platforms PLUS our YouTube channel! Spookily… We are in no way affiliated with Tracey West, Disney, Club Penguin, or associated companies. We are just extreme fans of the gamebook format and want to share our passion for them with others. If you enjoy this podcast, please support the author, books, and publisher through their official channels.

It's Show and Tell with Dylan! We talk about our favourite songs, dogs, and Eggbert! Follow us on Facebook or Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/TheBeaniesAus www.instagram.com/thebeaniesaus Just record your questions onto a phone (ask a grown-up for help!) and send it to hello@thebeanies.com.au. Can't wait to hear from you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Court is now in session! Todays cases; Josh from Lowes VS the knights who say Ni. We also have Eggbert of TSR VS Josiah, representative of Christianity. Who will come out ahead? Who will suffer in disgrace? Find out right now on The Interdimensional Peoples Court!Support the show

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has successfully obtained the white gem of power. Now the group has to deal with a bit of a stormy situation. Little do they know there are other threats lurking nearby as well. The forest is quickly approaching the rest of the continent. Eggbert is on the move. Can the party make it back to Big Tinkerton in one piece? How will they obtain the last two gems? Can they overcome the odds and save the world? Tune in and find out! Please note that this episode has some audio issues due to technical difficulties. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Adapted by Julie Hoverson from several stories by Saki (H.H. Munro).   Four girls waiting for punishment tell tales of pranks they've pulled. Cast List Vera - Beverly Poole Matilda - Lyndsey Thomas Helen - Julie Hoverson Nora - Chandra Wade Alice - Xandria Nirvana Barber     Shock Tactics Heasant - Megan Lane Bertie - Jasper Loovis The Boar-Pig  Stossen - Jody Montague Miss Stossen - Hillary Dixon The Storyteller Bachelor - Cole Hornaday The Open Window Nuttel - Kim Turner Aunt - Robyn Keyes Uncle - Rick Lewis Alice's stunt doubles Caira Greenfield and Draven Schoberg Music:  Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover Photo:  Daniel O'Connell (courtesy of Stock Xchange.com) "What kind of a place is it? Why it's an Edwardian girls' school, can't you tell?  This way to the Headmistress' office..." http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/OpeWin.shtml ************************************************************* [transcript follows] The Saki Quartette Adapted by Julie Hoverson from several stories. I am a huge fan of H.H. Munro, who wrote under the pen name Saki in the early years of the 20th century.  His career ended prematurely when he was killed in The Great War at the age of 46. Saki is mainly remembered today for the amazing story "The Open Window," which I encourage everyone to read before listening to this episode, so I don't spoil it for you.  It's available on Project Gutenberg, you can get a reading on librivox, it's around.  It is considered to be one of the best short stories ever written in English, right up there with The Lottery by Shirley Jackson. While Saki wrote a number of supernatural, suspense, or speculative stories, his forte was relatively cruel humor - but always inflicted on those pompous enough that you didn't feel too badly for them.  And since nobody really got hurt - unless you take it from a modern "mental damage" perspective, you can laugh.  Clovis Sangrail was an ever-recurrent character who sailed through many stories leaving havoc in his wake, but Vera from The Open Window reappeared from time to time as well (later described as a "flapper") - the two of them intersecting in The Almanac. This episode is an homage to Saki, and incorporates elements from four of his short stories - Shock Tactics, The Boar-Pig, The Storyteller, and of course The Open Window - with a bit of wrap story that is entirely my own. Three of the four principal girls were from my old high school's drama department, the fourth was me.  Several of the other voices were drawn from ART (American Radio Theater).  It's not a perfect recording - we can't seem to keep the pronunciation of "aunt" straight between us (including me) - and I hadn't yet learned how to clean tracks perfectly yet, but overall it's fun and quite funny. Episodes like this were one reason I determined form the start that I wasn't going to nail myself into a "horror story" format.  The name "19 Nocturne Boulevard" is suggestive of the dark side, but open-ended enough to go anywhere I wanted to go. And as an aside, it has nothing to do with nocturne alley, is it, from Harry Potter?  Several people have commented on that, but when I created 19 Nocturne Boulevard, it was sometime around 2006, and I hadn't - I may have heard of Harry Potter, but I never actually read the books.  This was entirely on my own.  It's not a pun like Nocturne alley - nocturnally - was. I remember the summer of sitting there and thinking I want a number, and an address that sounds cool - what's a cool street? While sitting around at meetings of American Radio Theater. ******************************************************** SAKI QUARTETTE   Cast: Olivia, host Vera [open window] [15], sly Matilda [boar-pig] [14], mischievous Helen [shock tactics] [10], eager Nora [storyteller] [11], shy, rules-bound Alice [15], older girl, screams a lot [Shock Tactics] Bertie, Helen's older brother Heasant, their mother [Boar-Pig] Stossen Miss Stossen [Storyteller] Bachelor [open window] Nuttel Vera's Aunt Vera's Uncle OLIVIA    Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's an Edwardian girls' school, can't you tell?  This way to the headmistress's office. MUSIC   CHEEKY MUSIC FADES INTO SOUND   CHEERFUL RUNNING CHILDREN, THEN FADES SOUND   CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY, then under [three girls sit on a bench outside the headmistress' office, waiting to be punished] SOUND   COUGHS, FIDGETS.  SMALL FOOT KICKING CHAIR. HELEN   Why send us here if we're only to wait? NORA   [startled]  Huh?  What? HELEN   Oh, Nora.  I wish I could sleep with my eyes open.  I said, 'Why--' ALICE   [superior]  To put us into the proper frame of mind.  To contemplate our misdeeds.  HELEN    That's silly - I've been thinking about anything and everything BUT my misdeeds. ALICE   That's adults for you. SOUND   FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.  MATILDA SITS. MATILDA   Well, well.  Fresh blood? ALICE   They don't look very promising. HELEN    [huff] I'll have you know I've been called on the carpet plenty of times-- MATILDA   [sweetly, cutting her off] --don't care.  Besides, I wasn't referring to that.  [aside, to Alice]  You're right, they're not much good.  I think one of 'em is a waxwork. ALICE   Oh, well-- SOUND   DOOR OPENS.  SLOW FOOTSTEPS. VERA   [heaves a deep sigh]  Your turn, Miss Tramplethorpe. ALICE   Once more into the breach. SOUND   BENCH SQUEAKS AS SHE STANDS.  SLOW FOOTSTEPS.  DOOR SHUTS. VERA   If you don't mind, I'll join you for a bit. NORA   But you should be getting back-- SOUND    FOOTSTEPS, BENCH MATILDA   Not a mannequin, then.  No one will notice, at least for a bit.  Was it truly awful, Vera? VERA   Rather.  SOUND   MUFFLED BY DOOR, SOUND OF SIX SMACKS [RULER ACROSS HAND] UNDERLIE THE TALKING. NORA   What did you do?  What did ...she do? VERA   I?  I did nothing.  I will swear it to my grave. MATILDA   It's vulgar to ask for details. HELEN   I talked back to a teacher.  I've been told.  She didn't make any mention of it at the time, but I got a note sending me here. NORA   It's all quiet now, is it ...over? MATILDA   Of course not.  There's always castigation.  HELEN   Isn't that immodest? MATILDA   [sighs impatiently] VERA   It means Miss Twicket will be talking at her for some time.  Then there may be more strokes, depending on whether she is contrite. NORA   Are you contrite? HELEN   [superior] It's vulgar to ask. VERA   [chuckles] But I'm not.  It was entirely worth it.  [to Matilda, over the smaller girls]  I'll have to get back soon, Matilda, should we have a quick go-round? MATILDA   Without Alice? SOUND   ALICE WAILS, MUFFLED BY THE DOOR. VERA   [wincing] She'll likely be a while.  MATILDA   What about the small fry? NORA   That's not very nice. HELEN    I'll have you know-- VERA   Oh, let's.  They'll never split on us - will you? NORA   But - but - but what is it you--? HELEN   [eager] I'll never tell.  I'm not a sneak. NORA   But we don't even know what-- MATILDA   Promise or you'll never know. HELEN   I promise.  I'll never reveal anything, even under torture with wild horses. NORA   Well... HELEN   If you don't promise, you're doing me out, too. NORA   [reluctant]  I don't know.  Ow!  [she's been pinched] I won't tell!!  VERA and MATILDA laugh. VERA   It's not so very awful, ducklings.  We have a bit of a club - we call it the Ducks and Geese.  We each take any chance we get to play little tricks on people, and then share the stories.  We're the ducks... HELEN   And they are the Geese?   MATILDA   Yes.  And whomever has the best story, wins.  NORA   Wins?  What? MATILDA   Vera here is quite a champion liar. VERA   [correcting]  I prefer the term "romancer." MATILDA   We always meet here, so we all have to get ourselves into scrapes from time to time, just so we can link up. HELEN   [excited, but controlling herself]  How does one join? MATILDA   You have to have a story.  Something good.  I've got a lovely one from last summer holiday. VERA   Oh, I expect I can top it. SOUND   SLAPPING AGAIN, SIX OF THE BEST.  ALICE    [off] [HOWLS in pain] HELEN   [chagrined]  Oh.  Goodness.  [beat] well, I haven't really... NORA   I would never-- MATILDA   [dry]  I'm shocked.  [to Vera]  Oh, well, we'll have to talk later.  Perhaps Alice will be out soon. HELEN   Since I didn't know to prepare, what if I have a truly lovely story, even though it wasn't me that did the joke? MATILDA   I don't think so.  Sorry. VERA   Well...  We might listen.  It will pass some time, and then we can deliberate. MATILDA   It had better be good. HELEN   I think so - My older brother has a friend-- VERA   Oh, not a friend of a friend tale - those are old enough to have beards. HELEN   --this friend is quite the card. MATILDA   An ace or a joker? HELEN   His name is Clovis Sangrail. [SILENCE FOR A MOMENT] VERA   Oh-ho!  MATILDA   Truly?  You know Clovis?  Perhaps we should make you a member just on the basis of that.  NORA   Who is Clovis Singrill? VERA   [very superior] Sangrail.  He is our own Jove - the very top of the tree when it comes to our sort of japes. MATILDA   Absolutely the lobster's dress shirt.  Though if I do say so myself, a distant cousin of mine, Reginald, is starting to make a good showing. VERA   Go on, then.  You must tell us your Clovis story.  We might decide to be kind, even if it would be nepotism of a sort. MATILDA   Clever by association.  What was your name, again, duckling? HELEN   Helen.  Well, my oldest brother Bertie was chafing terribly, since being nearly 20, he felt mother should stop reading his private correspondence. VERA   Oh, I cured mine of that long ago. HELEN   Yes, but Bertie's simply not assertive - not on his own.  SOUND   MUSIC FOR FLASHBACK SCENE HELEN   [fading] So one day, a letter arrives... MRS. HEASANT   [off, a wail, then coming on]  Ohhh!  Helen!  Oh, heavens, Helen!  Bertie is in the toils of an adventuress!  [ominously]  Her name is Clotilde! HELEN   Truly, mother?  Where?  In the rose garden? MRS. HEASANT   No!  In the post! HELEN   How did they fit in the post? MRS. HEASANT   Hssh!  Listen to this:  "Bertie, carissimo, I wonder if you will have the nerve to do it.  Don't forget the jewels.  They are a detail, but details interest me.  Yours as ever, Clotilde.  Postscript - Your mother must not know of my existence.  If questioned swear you never heard of me."  HELEN   Clotilde?  I don't know of any-- MRS. HEASANT   Well, your brother certainly does! HELEN   Perhaps he only just-- MRS. HEASANT   Oh, no!  "As Ever" she says!  As ever!  They've been carrying on under my very nose for ...who knows how long. HELEN   [narrating]  When my brother returned home, mother braced him with the incriminating Clotilde, and of course he denied it. MRS. HEASANT   How well you have learned your lesson! HELEN   He really didn't make much of it, and when she insisted he would have no dinner unless he confessed, I saw him take rather a quantity of sandwich materials up to his room with him.  Then, with the next post: NORA   [completely enthralled] Another letter? HELEN   Oh, yes.  SOUND   INSISTENT KNOCKING ON DOOR BERTIE   [muffled, speaking through door]  What is it this time? MRS. HEASANT   Miserable boy!  What have you done to Dagmar? BERTIE    [muffled]  It's Dagmar now, is it?  It will be Geraldine next. MRS. HEASANT   [in absolute hysterics]  That it should come to this, after all my efforts.  It's no use; Clotilde's letter betrays everything.  [reading] "Poor Dagmar.  Now she is done for I almost pity her.  The servants all think it was suicide.  Better not touch the jewels till after the inquest.  Clotilde."  [leaves off with a wail] SOUND   DOOR OPENS BERTIE   I don't suppose this letter betrays who this Clotilde is?  Seriously, mother, if you go on like this I shall have to go fetch a doctor; I've often enough been preached at about nothing, but I've never had an imaginary harem dragged into the discussion. SOUND   DOOR SLAMS HELEN   Mother could have used a doctor, for she was utterly purple about the face from screaming, and had to go and have a lie down - at least until the next post. SOUND   KNOCKING ON DOOR, MUCH SUBDUED MRS. HEASANT   [also much subdued] Bertie?  Bertie, darling? BERTIE   What is it this time?  Have I stolen the Mona Lisa? MRS. HEASANT   No.  You... have another letter.  From ... Mr. Sangrail.  SOUND   DOOR IS FLUNG OPEN BERTIE   [not giving an inch]  Why not go on and tell me what he has to say?  MRS. HEASENT   [clears throat, then reads, much abashed]  "Dear Bertie.  I hope I haven't distracted your brain with the spoof letters.  You told me the other day that ...somebody... at your home [ahem] tampered with your letters, so I thought I would give them something exciting to read. [slowing with embarrassment]  The... shock might do them good..." HELEN   [finishing up]  And then, Bertie threatened to get a nerve specialist in to look at mother, since she was obviously far too highly strung - and she couldn't possibly stand the scandal, she said - and they agreed he wouldn't - but only if she would stop.  Reading his mail, you see. NORA   [concerned]  But, did she? HELEN   [ominous] So far. MATILDA   We'll review your application.  Next? NORA   I?  Oh, I truly don't have anything... VERA   [warning] You'd best think of something.  We can't have outsiders hearing all our secrets. MATILDA   I'll go ahead and tell mine - it's not so exotic as to cause a panic, and it will give this little gosling time to think. VERA   I suppose so.  What do you think, Helen? HELEN   [surprised and thrilled] Me?  Oh!  [trying to sound grown up and important]  Oh.  I think we should give her one more chance.  She had no time to prepare, after all. SOUND   SMACKING AGAIN FROM WITHIN, ALICE WAILS MATILDA   Speaking of preparing - I'd best be quick, as I believe I'm next for the chop.  Very well, I was staying with my aunt in the country, and it was the day of a very important garden party - some princess was attending and everyone wanted to come.  My aunt gloated over the guest list for days.  VERA   What is it with aunts?  It's as if we all have at least one who is utterly impossible. NORA   [something is coming to her] Ah!  Aunts... MATILDA   Mine told me to be on my best behavior, and to imitate my insipid cousin, Claude, which would have been quite horrible.  HELEN   [bold, trying to sound knowing] I think everyone must have a cousin Claude or Eggbert, or ... something [falters] as... as well as an aunt... MATILDA   [sigh, eye roll] So... so, when they got on me for eating too much raspberry trifle at luncheon, they said over and over that Claude would never do a thing like that.  So when Claude went down for his nap - imagine, he's all of 11 and still goes meekly to afternoon naps like an infant. GIRLS    [SNICKER] VERA   He's the type who will end up married to someone quite overbearing. HELEN   Like an aunt? GIRLS    [SNICKER TERRIBLY] MATILDA   While he was napping, I took the opportunity to take a huge dish of raspberry trifle and force feed it to him - well, much of it got on his sailor suit and the bed, but enough went down him that they will never again be able to say he's never eaten too much raspberry trifle. VERA   Oh, that's a good one! NORA   I do have a story! MATILDA   I'm not finished - that is merely the prologue to my tale, explaining why I was sitting in the back paddock, rather than prancing about the garden party with Claude and Auntie. NORA   Oh!  I'm so-- VERA   Shh.  Pray continue, scherezade. HELEN   I thought her name was Matilda? VERA   Oh, hush. MATILDA   [taking a deep breath]  So I was sitting in a medlar tree, being stupefied with boredom, when I saw two ladies, dressed as if for the garden party, sail through the paddock in an attempt at infiltration. HELEN   Weren't they rather obvious? MATILDA   There was really no one there to see, excepting myself.  And they never once looked up as they passed by.  Well, with no ulterior motive in mind, I decided to let aunt's prize boar-pig, Tarquin Superbus, into the paddock behind them.  It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I knew the gate they were aiming for was locked and they would be forced to come back the same way. GIRLS    [GIGGLE] SOUND   MUSIC FOR FLASHBACK MATILDA   So, when they did... SOUND   OUTDOORS AMBIANCE.  BIRDS.  SLIGHT PIG SNUFFLING IN THE BACKGROUND MRS. STOSSEN   [fading in] I stopped Mrs. Cuvering in the road yesterday and talked very pointedly about the Princess.  If she didn't choose to take the hint and send me an invitation it's not my fault, is it? SOUND   DEEP PIG NOISES MISS STOSSEN   Oh! MRS. STOSSEN   Oomph! [pulling up short, irritated] What?  Oh!  What a villainous-looking animal, it wasn't there when we came in. MISS STOSSEN   It's there now, anyhow.  I mean, what on earth are we to do? I wish we had never come. BOTH STOSSENS   Shoo!  Hish! SOUND   CLOSER, DEEP PIG NOISES MATILDA   [slightly off] If you think you'll drive him away by reciting lists of the kings of Israel and Judah, you're laying yourselves out for disappointment. MRS. STOSSEN   Oh!  Little girl!  MISS STOSSEN   Can you find someone to drive away-- MATILDA   [French] Comment? Comprends-pas. [cohm-oh? cohm-prawn pah - what? I don't understand] NOTE   MATILDA'S FRENCH IS REASONABLY SMOOTH.  MRS. STOSSEN'S IS VERY BAD. MRS. STOSSEN   Oh, are you French?  Etes vous Francaise? [et voo fran-sehz? - are you French?] MATILDA   Pas du tout.  Suis Anglaise.  [pah doo toot.  sweez ahn-glehz - not at all.  I'm English] MRS. STOSSEN   Then why not talk English?  I want to know if-- MATILDA   Permettez-moi expliquer.  [pair-meh-tay mwa eks-plee-kay - let me explain] [narrating again] And I went into a rather long description of Claude and aunt and the raspberry trifle, ending with -- [slightly off again] ...and as an additional punishment I must speak French all the afternoon.  I've had to tell you all this in English, as there were words like 'forcible feeding' that I didn't know the French for.  Mais maintenant, nous parlons francais.  [may mant-noh, new par-lon frahn-say - and now, we will speak French] MRS. STOSSEN   Oh, very well, tres bien [tray bee-ehn].  [with much difficulty] La, a l'autre cote de la porte, est...um... [la, a low-truh coat de la port, ehst... - there, on the other side of the door, is...]  [to Miss S] um, a pig? MISS STOSSEN   Oh, goodness, un grenouille? [uhn grahn-wee?] MRS. STOSSEN    No, no.  I'm reasonably certain that's a frog.  Oh, yes - un cochon. [uhn koh-shawn - a pig] MATILDA   Un cochon? Ah, le petit charmant! [uhn koh-shawn?  Ah, le pet-eet shar-mont! - a pig,oh the little sweet!] MRS. STOSSEN   Mais non, pas du tout petit, et pas du tout charmant; un bete feroce!  [may noh, pah doo too peh-teet, ay pah doo too shar-mont; un bet feh-rohs! - but no, not at all little, and not at all sweet; a beast ferocious!] MATILDA   Une bete. [Oon bet]  A pig is masculine as long as you call it a pig, but if you lose your temper with it and call it a ferocious beast it becomes one of us at once.  French is a dreadfully unsexing language. MRS. STOSSEN   For goodness' sake let us talk English then.  MISS STOSSEN   Is there any way out of this garden except through the paddock where the pig is? SOUND   OUTSIDE AMBIENCE ENDS ABRUPTLY SOUND   FOOTSTEPS IN HALLWAY GIRLS    [SHUSH THEMSELVES, PRACTICALLY STOPPING BREATHING, AS THE FOOTSTEPS GET CLOSER.] NORA   [Hiccups.  She tries to smother it, but cannot.] HELEN   [whispered] Shh.  Hold your breath! SOUND   THE FOOTSTEPS ARE RIGHT ON THEM, AND STOP. HELEN   [gasp] NORA   [Hiccups continue.  She is almost crying with the effort of trying to stop.] SOUND   FOOTSTEPS GO OFF.  AS SOON AS THEY ARE OUT OF EARSHOT-- VERA   Whew.  She's a tartar. MATILDA   Not a sympathetic bone in her body. HELEN   Why didn't she say anything? VERA   She knows we're already in for it. NORA   Well, [hiccup] you've already been in for it - was it really that [hiccup] bad? SOUND   AS IF ON CUE, SMACKING AND ALICE'S WHIMPERS FROM BEHIND THE DOOR. NORA   [gasps - her hiccups are now gone] HELEN   So what happened with your boar-pig?  Did he devour the invaders? MATILDA   Devour them?  Oh no - Tarquin Superbus prefers rotten fruit to interlopers any day.  They bribed me to lead him away.  I don't think they were best pleased about it, once they realized what a sweet disposition he has. NORA   But of course, they were in the wrong, trying to crash a party like that.  So you were merely punishing them. VERA   Right and wrong have less than nothing to do with it.  We're not the courts, or even public opinion.  A joke is a joke, even if it's on a perfectly nice person who doesn't deserve it in the least. MATILDA   Though it is much more fun, and less likely to get one into severe hot water, when the person joked on can't complain without revealing their own shortcomings. NORA   I -- VERA   Speak up gosling.  A sentence is comprised of at least two words. NORA   [whispered] I might ... have a story. MATILDA   Five!  And with a full stop.  Alright, then, pray continue. NORA   We were on a train.  It was some years back, and my aunt was exceedingly boring.  There was a gentleman in the carriage with us, and when he stooped so low as to criticize my aunt's storytelling abilities, she dared him to tell one. MUSIC   FOR FLASHBACK NORA   [sounding very young throughout flashbacks] Yes, please - tell us a story!  [narrating] Anything would have been better than my aunt's stories - you would have thought she was never a child herself. MATILDA   I say, there's an idea - perhaps aunts arrive like motorcars, fully assembled from the factory? VERA   Shh.  Give ear to the duckling. NORA   [pause] Oh, me?  Yes.  Well, the story-- SOUND   MUSIC FOR FLASHBACK.  TRAIN LOOP BEHIND BACHELOR BACHELOR    Very well.  Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Bertha, who was extraordinarily good.  She did all that she was told, she was always truthful, she kept her clothes clean, learned her lessons perfectly, and was polite in her manners.  She was ...horribly good. VERA   [slightly off] Can one be horribly good?  Truly? MATILDA   [slightly off] Claude.  Definitely. VERA   [agreeing] Mm. BACHELOR   She was so good, that she won several medals for goodness, which she always wore, pinned on to her dress.  They were large metal medals and they clinked against one another as she walked.  No other child in the town where she lived had as many as three medals, so everybody knew that she must be an extra good child. NORA   [young, gleeful] Horribly good. BACHELOR   The Prince got to hear about Bertha, and said that as she was so very good she might walk in his park.  NORA   [young] Were there any sheep in his park? BACHELOR   No.  There were no sheep. NORA   [young] Why weren't there any sheep? BACHELOR   Because the Prince's mother had once had a dream that her son would either be killed by a sheep or else by a clock falling on him. The Prince never kept a sheep in his park or a clock in his palace. VERA   Oh, very good.  MATILDA   Was this fellow passenger by any chance a long, lithe, languid type with a somewhat nasal voice? NORA   No, why? VERA   She was wondering whether you've encountered Clovis as well.  Roll along. NORA   Oh, so, um, he said the park was full of little black, gray, and white pigs, and -- BACHELOR   --Bertha was rather sorry to find that there were no flowers in the park. She had promised her aunts, with tears in her eyes, that she would not pick any of the kind Prince's flowers, and she had meant to keep her promise, so of course it made her feel silly to find that there were no flowers to pick. NORA    [young] Why weren't there any flowers? BACHELOR   Because the pigs had eaten them all. VERA   [to Matilda] You know, I'm becoming quite convinced you're right, though the story hardly sounds vicious enough for Clovis. NORA   Oh, I just haven't gotten to the-- um... VERA   To the "um..."?  Very well. NORA   Bertha was just thinking-- BACHELOR   [falsetto] --'If I were not so extraordinarily good I should not have been allowed to come into this beautiful park,' and her medals clinked against one another to remind her how very good she was.  Just then an enormous wolf came prowling into the park to see if it could catch a fat little pig for its supper.  The first thing that it saw in the park was Bertha; her pinafore was so spotlessly white and clean that it could be seen from a great distance. MATILDA   I have never heard a better argument against cleanliness.  I shall go out and get myself despicably filthy forthwith. HELEN   After your visit inside. MATILDA   [annoyed] THANK you.  I had actually managed to forget that for a bit. NORA   [quickly jumps in]  Bertha saw the wolf and she began to wish that she had never been allowed to come into the park... BACHELOR   ...She ran as hard as she could, and the wolf came after her with huge leaps and bounds.  She managed to reach a shrubbery of myrtle bushes and hid herself.  The wolf came sniffing among the branches, its pale grey eyes glaring with rage.  Bertha was terribly frightened, and thought to herself: [falsetto]  'If I had not been so extraordinarily good I should have been safe in the town at this moment.'  However, the scent of the myrtle was so strong that the wolf could not sniff out where Bertha was, so he thought he might as well go off and catch a little pig instead.   VERA   Definitely not Clovis. NORA   [cross, almost yelling]  LET ME FINISH! MATILDA   Hmph!  Well, proceed. NORA   Bertha trembled and the medal for obedience clinked against the medals for good conduct and punctuality.   BACHELOR   The wolf heard the sound of the medals clinking and dashed into the bush, dragged Bertha out, and devoured her to the last morsel.  All that was left were her shoes, bits of clothing, and three medals for goodness. HELEN   Were any of the little pigs killed? MATILDA and VERA laugh somewhat scornfully NORA   Funny, that's just what my brother asked.  No.  They all got away.  We all agreed it was the most beautiful story we'd ever heard - well, except for aunt, who seemed to find it highly improper. MATILDA   We shall have to write to Clovis and find out if he's been engaged in the railway storytelling circuit. VERA   [chuckles]  NORA   This was some years ago, when I was quite young. VERA and MATILDA chuckle again.  HELEN joins in, but a bit too loudly. VERA   I fear, my darlings, that I shall still take the palm today, for I had occasion recently for the most stupendous jape of all...  [PAUSE] HELEN   Well? VERA   I am composing myself. NORA   [gasps] MATILDA   Oh, not again. NORA   [hastily reassuring] No, no. VERA   I am ready.  I must be careful and include all the vitally important details, for this was more than a mere trick on an aunt... SOUND   MUSIC FOR FLASHBACK VERA   [narrating] There was a tedious little man visiting our neighborhood for some sort of rest cure.  [to Nuttel]  Do you know many of the people round here? NUTTEL   Hardly a soul.  My sister stayed nearby some four years ago, and she gave me letters of introduction to some of the people here. VERA   [calculating]  Then you know practically nothing about my aunt? HELEN   More aunts? MATILDA   Aunts are universal.  Now Shh. NUTTEL    Only your aunt and uncle's names and the address. VERA   Uncle.  Oh I see.  [confidential] Aunt's great tragedy happened just three years ago.  That would be since your sister's time. NUTTEL   T-Tragedy? VERA   You may wonder why we keep that French window wide open on an October afternoon. NUTTEL   It is quite warm for the time of the year, but ... tragedy? VERA   [ominous] Out through that window, three years ago to a day, Aunt's husband and brothers went off shooting... and never came back.  In crossing the moor, they were engulfed in a treacherous piece of bog.  Their bodies were never recovered. [voice breaks]  That was the dreadful part of it.  Poor aunt thinks that they will come back some day, with uncle's little brown spaniel, and walk in that window just as they used to do.  [almost a whisper]  Do you know, sometimes on still, quiet evenings like this, I almost get a creepy feeling that they will all walk in through that window-- [shudder] NUTTEL   Uh, yes... SOUND   DOOR, SWIFT FOOTSTEPS AUNT   I hope Vera has been amusing you? NUTTEL   [spooked] She has been very... interesting. AUNT   I hope you don't mind the open window.  My husband and brothers will be home directly, and they always come in this way. NUTTEL   Um, yes.  [changing the subject]  Um, yes - [awkward pause] the doctors agree in ordering me complete rest and an absence of mental excitement.  On the subject of diet, they are less in agreement. AUNT   [bored]  Ah?  NUTTEL   Some opine that toast with marmalade is better for digestion, while other lean more towards toast without. AUNT   [yawns] NUTTEL   Still other physicians insist on no toast at all.  On the subject of eggs... AUNT   [brightening]  Aha! Here they are at last!  Just in time for tea! VERA   [narrating] I put on my best look of wide-eyed fear and stared - I always think of cats when I do that. NUTTEL   [confused] What?  [panicked] Ahhh! SOUND   RUNNING FEET, DOOR OPENS, SLAMS CLOSED. NOTE   MILK THIS MOMENT FOR SUSPENSE SOUND   OMINOUSLY SLOW, SQUISHY FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.  DOG YIPS MOURNFULLY, then UNCLE   Here we are, my dear.  Who was that who bolted out as we came up? AUNT   A most extraordinary man, a Mr. Nuttel.  Could only talk about his illnesses, and dashed off without a word of good-bye or apology when you arrived.  One would think he had seen a ghost. VERA   I expect it was the spaniel.  [the awful truth]  He told me he had a horror of dogs.  He was once hunted into a cemetery somewhere on the banks of the Ganges by a pack of pariah dogs, and had to spend the night in a newly dug grave with the creatures snarling and grinning and foaming just above him.  Enough to make anyone lose their nerve. MATILDA   Oh, bravo - two for the price of one! NORA   How could he be afraid of a Spaniel?  They're so-- HELEN   Silly!  She was romancing! NORA   Oh.  [thinks]  Oh!  MATILDA   And her uncle wasn't dead either. NORA   Well, I - I think I realized that. SOUND   ALICE SCREAMING FROM BEHIND THE DOOR - HORRIBLE AGONY HELEN   What?  NORA   Eek! VERA   [slightly shaken] That sounds dreadful! MATILDA   [very shaken] And I'm next! SOUND   ALICE SCREAMING TAPERS OFF TO A GURGLE MATILDA   Poor Alice! HELEN   Maybe the headmistress will wear herself out before she gets to us -- VERA   [calculating, then dry]  Perhaps, but then, she'll just summon a few prefects to help. HELEN   Really?  But - but what could she be doing? VERA   [knowing] Let's see, shall we? SOUND   SLIGHT CREAKS AS SHE TIPTOES TO DOOR VERA   Shh. [pause] ALICE    [Screams, muffled] SOUND   DOOR SWINGS OPEN ALICE   AAH! [notices door] Ahh? SOUND   SCRAMBLING FEET, THEY ALL COME TO LOOK NORA   Where's the headmistress? MATILDA   Oh, jolly good one, Alice.  You gave me such a turn. SOUND   SLOW SERIES OF HAND CLAPS ALICE    Yes, yes.  No autographs, please.  Screaming does dry out my throat. HELEN   It was just you...? MATILDA   I believe, this time, that Alice takes the laurel.  VERA   Oh, I don't think so. MATILDA   Whyever not? VERA   [grinning like a fiend]  Who do you think sent round the sham detention notices to bring us all here? SOUND   A MOMENT, THEN GENERAL APPLAUSE NORA   [confused] Oh? [getting it] Oh! MUSIC OLIVIA   Now that you know how to find us, don't be a stranger - we have enough of those already...  

Tater wants to do nothing while Eggbert does all the work for their Science project. Eggbert explains that thoughts affect actions and actions affect EVERYTHING! LOJ 1 #kids, #christiankids, #biblelessonsforkids, #storiesforkids, #storiesforchristiankids, #bedtimestoriesforkids, #fishbytes4kids, #roncarriewebb, #goodattitudes, #bediligent, #goodworkethics

Tater wants to do nothing while Eggbert does all the work for their Science project. Eggbert explains that thoughts affect actions and actions affect EVERYTHING! LOJ 1

Spike and Shane learn about parental responsibility when they care for an egg as if it were an infant; and Stephanie assumes a presidential demeanor, without flashy clothes and makeup. We talk about the fall of the soviet union as it relates to the students of Degrassi Junior High, digital babies and getting bullied as the new kid in school. ALSO, we share a SNEAK PEEK of our extra credit episode, an interview with Amy Millan of the bands Stars and Broken Social Scene. Amy is featured at the very beginning of this episode as a student in Spike's support group. The full interview with Amy Millan will be released tomorrow so make sure to check back!content warning for this episode, we will be discussing pregnancy, childbirth and forced labor. If those topics are difficult for you, you may want to skip this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

World Pride was this past weekend so we tell our favorite Pride memories. Jose the Emperor and Thom the Elderberry like the new cat fight effect so much. How much? Local Shout Outs to resident Drag Queen April Fresh, businesses and entertainers, balanced with Call Outs of Covid. Masks are masc. What does that mean? The introduction of EggBert the Cow Chaser and more can be heard in this episode. Let Justice Roll   "I don't go to the Governor for a colonoscopy"  -CrayCJayC John    Life is too serious to be taken seriously

What's up with that weird kid that has an egg for a familiar? Join us, to see Loyd meet someone more awkward than him and finally get some answer about Eggbert! The post Special 5: Loyd – Curious case of Eggbert appeared first on Wandering.

What a show we have for you this week. It's been a tough week globally, and if you aren't aware of what's going on… get out from under your rock!⠀⠀ ⠀We cover a topic that is hard for a lot of people to speak about, and we hope you understand, listen and seek education. Once you've heard us, and if you're confused – watch 13th on Netflix, and drop us a message.⠀⠀ ⠀UNCLE EGGBERT! We spoke about a rather suspicious character behaving strangely in the Property industry. Sounds normal, right?⠀⠀ ⠀This isn't any old Uncle, and you wouldn't want to pop ‘round his for Tea. We cover the issues of vulnerability and entitlement, and how Eggbert used these to his advantage.⠀⠀ ⠀I hope this is an enlightening Podcast for you, and it makes you think. Even better, take positive action to speak up against injustice and defend yourself from being vulnerable.⠀⠀ ⠀As always ‘The Property Duo' is here for you should you wish to reach out and discuss any of the issues mentioned in this show.⠀⠀ ⠀Our FREE Spreadsheet is still available: https://www.thepropertyduo.co.uk/hi⠀⠀Let's stay connected - James Social Connections ⠀⠀⠀Instagram - http://ow.ly/38w250zaefc

What a show we have for you this week. It’s been a tough week globally, and if you aren’t aware of what’s going on… get out from under your rock! We cover a topic that is hard for a lot of people to speak about, and we hope you understand, listen and seek education. Once you’ve heard us, and if you’re confused – watch 13th on Netflix, and drop us a message. UNCLE EGGBERT! We spoke about a rather suspicious character behaving strangely in the Property industry. Sounds normal right? This isn’t any old Uncle, and you wouldn’t want to pop ‘round his for Tea. We cover the issues of vulnerability and entitlement, and how Eggbert used these to his advantage. I hope this is an enlightening Podcast for you, and it makes you think. Even better, take positive action to speak up against injustice and defend yourself from being vulnerable. Our FREE Spreadsheet is still available: Propertyduo.co.uk/hi See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here we go with Season 2 of Degrassi Junior High, where despite the fact that only a few weeks have passed in storyline, all of the students are much older looking. We get multiple new characters and some nice progression to the Spike/Shane pregnancy storyline. And also, Yick and Arthur hate little kids! Come and have a listen, now! We're available on all of the standard podcasting platforms and can also be streamed on Spotify. Please give us a follow on Twitter @NarbosPodcast and if you want to watch along, please send your comments to narbosandbroomheads@gmail.com and we'll make sure to share them on future episodes. Let us know if you're interested in coming onto the show to review an episode with us as well.

www.CerealAndGrapeJuice.com www.Twitter.com/IamNairby www.Instagram.com/IamNairby www.Twitch.tv/Nairbydo Recapping episodes 1, 2 and 3 of Degrassi Junior High: "Eggbert", "A Helping Hand" and "Great Expectations".

This week we deal with isolation and missing Eggbert. We blame that bitch Carole for Eggbert being stuck in Florida. Producers: Brittany Hohensee Business Inquiries: trolltoothproductions@gmail.com Twitter @troll_tooth Twitch.tv/swamp_dwellers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trollcastunknown/message

Riley and Gillis are at it again. This time they are bragging about Junior and Eggbert and the school play.   Originally aired on February 2, 1946. This is episode 98 of The Life of Riley.   Please email questions and comments to host@classiccomedyotr.com. Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/classiccomedyotr.   Please share this podcast with your friends and family. You can also subscribe to our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, and Google podcasts.

We're back by popular demand and we jump right into Season 2! Shane is afraid to tell his parents he's the father of Spike's baby. Meanwhile, Spike learns about responsibility when she volunteers to "mother" an egg for two weeks. Also, Lauren regales us with tales of her adventures in China and Seynique is...still Seynique. Connect with us: twitter.com/everybodywspod https://www.instagram.com/ewspod/ www.facebook.com/everybodywantssomethingpod/ Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A nice lady gives a bunch of angry teen moms an egg. This episode of Degrassi Junior High we learn Shane's parents are ancient vampires that play gin in the dark!

This week we talk Avengers: Endgame WITH SPOILERS (starting at ). We also talk about Time Trax, Spider-verse TV, The high school Alien play, Alien: The Role-Playing Game, William Gibson's Alien 3 comes to Audible, Salem's Lot and Andy fails (and wins) Fallout 3: New Vegas. It's a snap when it's time for a Geek Shock!

May 31st, 2016. The Season 2 debut episode of Degrassi Junior High, "Eggbert". Host Tim McDonald (@timfmmcdonald) is joined by the amazingly funny Caitsey Kovac (she's a total babe and my girlfriend and not into twitter) and we had a great talk about the episode. We discussed our mutual dislike of Kathleen, Caitsey's crush on snake, Stef's New New Image, and the Spike/Shane pregnancy debacle.

WE SCREWED UP THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE SORRY!!!!!   Spike gets angry.  Shane likes playing catch. Alexa somehow fits in Stephanie Kaye's clothes.  Simon is dreamy.  Lucy throws the party of the century!!!  

Lou and Pat discuss the Ozark Howler; the cryptid from the Ozark mountains in Arkansas, Missouri and some other state I can't remember. They then discuss drones, babies in space and a baco-tell billboard that dispenses a seemingly infinite amount of nacho cheese in Canadian winter. Also, listen to Battlebear. "Salt & Vinegar Tourniquet" is dropping January 17th 2019! That's right, I said "Dropping". Music by Colin Lacativa & Battlebear sabotagesound.bandcamp.com battlebear.bandcamp.com

Batman 66 #8"King Tut Barges In!" & "The Butler Did It!"Published: February 19, 2014   King Tut is back in Gotham, but he has done nothing wrong other than to steer a barge down Gotham Harbor.  But Batman suspects the phony Pharaoh is up to something and he's proven correct as he pursues him through time to Ancient Egypt.  Plus, Alfred's cousin Eggbert has served his time for his involvement with the Joker in the TV series and he realizes he would never have gotten in trouble if he had lived the life Alfred had.  So he kidnaps Alfred and takes his place! John and Dan Greenfield of 13th Dimension get together in the Batcave to review DC Comics' eighth issue of the 66 series run.  Join them every Wednesday for a new review as they go through every issue of the run and every special edition story as well. ​John and Dan talk about how much the Tut on the page is like the Tut on the screen as Victor Buono made the role, the importance of getting Alfred to look like Alan Napier in this particular issue, and how much we want a United Underworld story featuring Archer, Minstrel, Puzzler and Siren.   Dan Greenfield is the editor and co-creator of 13thDimension.com, a website devoted primarily to comics and pop culture, past and present. To him, the basic food groups are Batman, Planet of the Apes, Star Trek (the Original Series), James Bond, the Beatles and the Stones. But if he had to he'd be able to subsist on Batman alone. Channel 11 in New York was his favorite syndicated channel as a kid -- you can guess why -- followed closely by Channel 5. Channel 9 didn't really enter into it unless he was home sick and there wasn't much else on. He's married to his remarkably patient wife Wendy and his best sidekick is his son, Sam. They have two cats,Lex and Zod.   Links 13th Dimension Website Facebook page Twitter

What are some ways to access gratitude? How can gratitude transform a negative moment into something else? Suzie sheds some light on gratitude and insight on how it helped her in a moment of fear. Resource referenced: Eggbert, the Slightly Cracked Egg, www.coachucation.com and Gabrielle Bernstein  

Kristeen von Hagen & Steven Roberts play Triple Bonus Poker and discuss the fascinating adventure of Eggbert's penis.... AND the Fourple buys a lottery ticket. What would they do with the winnings? Something ridiculous like buying a pod of whales or take care of their family? or something reasonable like buying a Porsche and a Rolex?

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has successfully obtained the white gem of power. Now the group has to deal with a bit of a stormy situation. Little do they know there are other threats lurking nearby as well. The forest is quickly approaching the rest of the continent. Eggbert is on the move. Can the party make it back to Big Tinkerton in one piece? How will they obtain the last two gems? Can they overcome the odds and save the world? Tune in and find out! Please note that this episode has some audio issues due to technical difficulties. We apologize for the inconvenience. Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Thank you to those who have taken the time to give us a 5 star review over on Itunes! It helps the show grow, and we greatly appreciate it! A big big thank you to the following: Zlw365 Elliebells 1543 Nigel Molassesfinger Castle McFall Joshua Archiquette Pokemon In D&D Fearravine Kory Sarracini Chuggzernaut pmbear SiroVai123 Aatamos UltDave BlackGary BigJim badbreatth Skuuf Noverton Riku210 Ninjagod99 SelfCleaningMutant FlipFlapAgronomacus Acinda Admaletz HiyaitsSandi Falcon Phire Captain Hygiene Johndonmoyer Littlefam90 Iluvpasta47 chanticlear22 Icantpay Stargatesnatch Fishdick69 Walter Rice Wonderlandreject Kitchenaidfleshlight   Thank you not only to our supporters on Patreon, but also to all of those who are listeners. We are forever in your debt as we continue to find out how amazing this community of gamers is. May the rolls forever be in your favor! Support the show over at Patreon Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Size Team Up Network --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Egbert and Joy live in Tucson AZ and have been married for 17 years with two children, ages 9 and 6 years old. Eggbert is a top retina surgeon and investor while Joy is a miraculous mom, angel investor and has a network marketing business. They love to travel with our family and experience other cultures. It is important to them that their children grow up having compassion, love and empathy for others. This is reflected in the way they interact and communicate with people and shows their mentality around how they raise their children. They feel that a key component to the success of our marriage is open communication. They give us all keys to Mastering Marriage and Parenting. 

Back on schedule with episode SEVEN! Suggested talking points: being bad at lying, having old parents (like so old) and getting judged for your choice of egg accessories. You can find us on itunes by the way! Rate and review I guess? Next episode on December 12th!

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"Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I'm an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?...ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!"--Eggbert circa 1985 Musical Guest: The Dresden Dolls performing "Girl Anachronism" and "Missed Me" Tales of Wonder: * Who Needs Santa When You Have Eggbert? * Macaulay Culkin and the Limo Mystery * How to Properly Sell Your Soul to the Devil Impromptu Songs: * Momma's Little Baby Loves Satan Bread Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I gotta finish this project...the project being my cardiovascular system." * "I have this burning Vincent Price DESIRE, a Vincent Price sized hole in my gut." * "Satan hates puns, which is maybe why he won't make a deal with you."

"Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I'm an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?...ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!"--Eggbert circa 1985 Musical Guest: The Dresden Dolls performing "Girl Anachronism" and "Missed Me" Tales of Wonder: * Who Needs Santa When You Have Eggbert? * Macaulay Culkin and the Limo Mystery * How to Properly Sell Your Soul to the Devil Impromptu Songs: * Momma's Little Baby Loves Satan Bread Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I gotta finish this project...the project being my cardiovascular system." * "I have this burning Vincent Price DESIRE, a Vincent Price sized hole in my gut." * "Satan hates puns, which is maybe why he won't make a deal with you."