A lighthearted look at the best team in Tayside. Join Sam and Dan for a weekly look at the latest action, news and scandal, including our weekly features including 'Doggers on tour', 'Saints Stories' and 'George O Boyle in the Royal'. We also talk all thing Saintees to a special guest every week. Not to be missed for any Saints fan
A glory hunting to return to action as we cover 4 saints wins. we also give our mental health a kicking as we cover the banter page as well as Dan's petty attempt to manipulate the career of a football icon. 3 player in, 3 beers in - what more could you want.
“They seek them here, they seek them there, on Rannoch Road, or in City Square, it will make or break them so they've got to wear the best, ‘cause Saints are dedicated followers of fashion.” Not our words, friends, but sort of the words of Ray Davies. So to find out how we're going to look the shit in our new third kit, and whole load of other stuff, you just need to join your old pals and settle in for yet another instalment of The Dogger Saints Podcast! It's not all speculation of Macron's lastest Perth magnificence, we also talk football, and have a good look over our very honourable draw with Aberdeen up at blustery Pittodrie on Saturday. We were also up for the cup at the Riverside on Sunday, and we have all the skinny as the women's team booked their place in the Scottish Cup last 16 with a thumping victory over Ayr, and we caught up with manager Josh Henderson and goal machine Steffi Simson after the match too for your listening pleasure. Hurrell! Balls in faces! Harry Nielsen! We have it all, along with a belter of a Theme Team from you lot, so get comfy and listen to all your favourite nonsense!
“What's this? What's this? there's Sprangler everywhere! What's this? Benji can't jump in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, it must be Simo! Wake up Saints, this isn't fair, what's this?!” Not our words, friends, sort of the words of Jack Skelington, but we'll swap Halloween and Christmas Town for old St. John's Town for Episode 112 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We have all the skinny from a sort of disappointing-sort of not disappointing home defeat to Rangers, and look at where Simo needs to strengthen in New Year Town. We're joined by our old mate, Saints Assistant Groundsman and all round top man Jordan Thomson to give a full rundown on Friday nights charity game up at McDiarmid, his (airable) antics up at McDiarmid and we even keep him about for this weeks Theme Team. A lovely lad and a fine chit chat. We have a bonus Club Shop of Shame from you all the way from Govan, and a look forward to both the men's and women's teams being in action this coming weekend. Bozo! B&Q Burger Van! Boobs on Men! We have it all, and so much more, some come and join your old pals for a rare old time.
We briefly cover the Motherwell game before settling in for a lovely chat with Saints investors Matt and Chet. We make them play a ridiculous game. Please listen. its a rare treat
To paraphrase Rex The Dinosaur from Toy Story 2, “IT'S THE CHICKEN EPISODE!” Or at least it was, until we decided to leave this weeks Club Shop of Shame on the cutting room floor. So apologies to everyone who sent us in the Tottenham Hotspur Chicken Breast, we couldn't make it work and we let you down. However, what we're now left with is an incredibly football heavy episode, so welcome to Episode 108 of The Spoony Ch….I mean The Dogger Saints Podcast! We run the rule over Simo's first three games in the dugout, with a glorious victory up at Dens before a couple of defeats in Paisley and at home to the Jambos. We also have a look at a glorious victory for the Perth Princesses up at the Riverside on Sunday, before rounding things off with a look forward to a trip to Motherwell on Saturday. Simo! Sven! Steffi! We've got them all, and much more, so get stuck into some football goodness with you two old pals.
Remember when tv shows get to later years and just do clip shows? This week is kind of like that!With Dan back in his motherland 'The other Sam' joins Sam to cover the 3 nil battering of the staggies. A new feature pops up as we discuss players who realise the grass ain't always greener before we take a dive into the vault to listen back to some of our favourite interviews during the 'bad times' (late 2021 onwards!)We dust down Murray Davidson, Leigh Jenkinson and George O'Boyle as they discuss different aspects of their careers. Come join the party. Everyone is welcome.
Frank from the Latvian football podcast joins us to discuss Simo Valakari's time in Riga.
Yes, we are back after a few weeks break due to Miller moving house and having no WiFi! Not much has gone down really. A new CEO, a sacked manager, a still vacant manager's post, and one point out of six. What a time to be Saints. So, instead of a big long-winded description, future a raft of obscure pop culture references, we will simply say that this is the catch-up special - as we look over just what has been going down at McDiarmid over the last few weeks, where we sit just now, and what does the future hold. We gloss over the two games played since we last met, because they were shite, but do stare straight into the eyes of madness with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Hope you all enjoy listening - especially you, Adam. This one goes out to you, and we're raising a glass to a speedy and full recovery from this side of the Atlantic.
Now many of you have over time probably thought how much you'd wish to ram our microphones so far up our arses we'd never get those fuckers out. Yet here we are, still providing the rizz, and back for more with Episode 104 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Football, eh? No use. The mens team fell to a late defeat at the hands of Motherwell, and the womens team took a hammering at the hands of Gartcairn, so we'll have all the reaction from a chastening weekend to be a Saint. We also assess the new signing, and the lack of plurality in the regard. Still, always nice to have some light hearted relief through the week with the famously light hearted Saints fanbase, so we delve into that and look at suggestions for new walk on music, both club-endorsed or Sam and Dan endorsed. You lot do however come up trumps for us, in an absolutely biblical edition of Theme Team Bodyform for Sam! Chicken Tonight for Dan! The ring came off my pudding can! We've got it all, and much more, so join us for a back to normal, light on football episode of The Dogger Saints Podcast!
This description would normally start with some stupid obscure reference, but this week we just want to say this episode is for our friend Bev, who we love very much. She's the absolute best of us all. We go over all the action from Saturday's Competition Formerly Known as the Glorious Betfred Second Round, as despite their previous experience at an empty Hampden, the Saints fell to a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Rangers. Ach well, at least we made it out of the groups this year. We also have more Saints misery, as we assess the Women's teams 5-2 defeat at McDiarmid against the impressive newly promoted Rossvale, and catch up with Saints gaffer and all round good egg Josh Henderson after the match. A double dunter of features, as we quench your thirst with Theme Team and look straight into the eyes of madness with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Dan's tannoy disasters! Sam's presidential titles! Levein's deep misunderstanding of how live telly works! We've got it all, and we'd love for you to join us for Episode 102 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.
Not quite the horrors of Orwell's Room 101, but we can instead offer you what hopefully isn't torture with Episode 101 of The Dogger Saints Podcast. Saints took on Killie on Sunday, and we have all the reaction from Saints's surprise 3-0 win down in Ayrshire. Unfortunately the Women's team couldn't get the season off to a winning start, and we have reaction to Sunday's 2-1 defeat to Gartcairn, with Sam also catching up with new manager Josh Henderson prior to the match. A double hit on this weeks features, as we take on your dancing suggestions for this weeks Theme Team and also catch up with what's happening with George in The Royal. Thanks again for listening, and please feel free to hit us up with any feedback.
Somehow, and neither of us know how, we've somehow made it to a hundred episodes of this shite. Thank you kindly for sticking with us through the nonsense, frequent long absences, and occasional laugh. We love you for it. So here we go, pull up a pew and settle in for Episode 100 of the Dogger Saints Podcast! And the Saints are back……and the Saints lost. Good to be back innit? We have all the skinny from our opening day defeat and run the rule of early impressions of new arrivals, whilst paying tribute to a long serving departing face in the great Geoff Brown. We also have a look over the women's team on the eve of the SWPL 2 season, and bring back the Club Shop of Shame Sam plays with himself! Dan does the 80s! Vincent Price's financial mishaps! We have it all, and much more, so settle in and come and join your old pals once again. Thank you Geoff. This one's for you, even if the time you were on this you were more arsed about watching the Winter Olympics. St Johnstone Forever
After several months stuck in the nervous nineties, you can finally stick a Flake in us, we've hit Episode 99! Join us as we discuss the last knockings of of this seasons Glorious Betfred group stage, as the Saints made hard work of it, but ultimately atoned for the Alloa debacle with a comfortable win over East Fife and qualification to the knockouts. With the end of the Glorious Betfred groups, comes the start of the Glorious Cinch, and we chum up with our old pals at the ABZ Podcast to bring you all the skinny ahead of Monday's curtain raiser. We have a look at how the Womens team are shaping up ahead of the start of the SWPL 2 season, and bring back a few old favourite features with George O'Boyle In The Royal and The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Millionaire dogs! Lifted curses! Hitler! We've got it all, and we'd love for you to join us.
Two podcasts in two weeks? Much like the Ambassador and his Ferrero Rocher, we are indeed spoiling you - and we even go through a much delayed chocolate-based Theme Team to emphasise that point! We also have all the skinny from Saturday's victory over Greenock Morton, and run the rule over the new faces at the club, including new left-back Andre ‘The Giant' ‘Everybody Loves' Raymond ‘The Bastard'. We take a trip to Bologna for this weeks glorious return of the Club Shop of Shame, catch up with Saints's unluckiest fan and have a look at the potential for everyone to make a holy show of themselves as the Saints hit the small screen. Dando! Mussolini! Benji's weird gait! We've got it all, and we'd love for you to have some fun and join us.
It's great to be back and we are back with a bang. We talk about the recent takeover and the start of the American revolution. Picture the scene. You are a Saints season ticket holder and your son signs and makes his debut for Brechin AGAINST Saints. We speak to someone who went through that very scenario. The Women are back. Well some of them are. We chat to Senior player and The Co-Hosts better half Megan Paterson about all the summer changes at the club. re hashing old patter. Literally playing old clips. come join us for the same old Saintees nonsense!
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To paraphrase 80s ragamuffin Ferris Bueller “here's where Dan goes berserk”. Weird for him to take a break from mischief making to boldly predict the first half hour of a Scottish football podcast several decades in the future, but there we are. Anyway, if you can make it through that, we promise it gets better, so pull up a pew and join your old pals for Episode 95 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, we had to talk football. With four mens games to cover, and a look at some of the more contentious elements of the past few weeks, including Levein-ball, the skipper and VA-fucking-R. However, on a happier note, we get to cover a couple of wins for the women's team, covering fine performances against Livingston and Gartcairn, and even have a wee catch-up with *checks notes* centre-forward Nicole Carter. We know what you're all after though. Features, baby! Features by the damn barrel load! We've got them all, including a visit to everyone's favourite talking shop in The Good, The Bad and The Banto, before the Banto comes up trumps in this week's visit to see George in The Royal. We also head over to the home of this year's Euros for a both puzzling and delicious instalment of the Club Shop of Shame, and we have a stylish instalment of Theme Team for your listening pleasure. Buff Sam Miller! House Salesman Danny Williams! Punk Ass Bitch Tommy Lovenkrands! We've got it all and much more, including some fond farewells and a load of other shit, so settle down and enjoy yourselves. Get there! This episode is not sponsored by the fine fine people at Possible estate agents.
“My mama said Saints is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you're gonna get.” Not our words, friends, the words of running enthusiast, simpleton and utter doormat Forrest Gump. However, you know where you do know what you're getting? The Dogger Saints Podcast - you're getting capers, you're getting your old pals Sam and Dan, and you're getting them right here in our big post-winter break Episode 94! Death. Taxes. Saints getting potted out of a cup competition by some lower league mob. On reflection, Saturday was inevitable, but we better go over it anyway, and assess what went wrong and where Saints can put it right for the rest of the league season. If you're after some light relief from the women's team you're shit out of luck, but we do look at some of the January comings and goings, as the team looks to climb up the table, now under the sole charge of Kev ‘Candyman' Candy. You want some good times? We'll give you all the good times, with a bucketload of features. Get your passports out as the old favourite's return, as we slip on a pair of clogs for this week's Club Shop of Shame, and we jet off with George for some winter sun in this weeks O'Boyle in the Royal. Dan pays an ode to the City of Discovery in the latest instalment of poetry corner, and we bring in two new features in the shape of ‘Unluckiest Saints Fan' and our latest brain teaser ‘Littler or Hitler?' For the first time since we held two cups, we are able to welcome a men's first team player to the podcast, as we are delighted to be joined by Saints's rock at the back, Ryan McGowan, to discuss Macca, globetrotting, Aussie Rules, getting Chicken Pox at the age of 34, and much more. A smashing guy and a great chat, you don't wanna miss this. We're also delighted to be joined by a second guest, Aberdeen fan and podcast mainstay Erin Grieve, for a right old laugh discussing the Dandies, Steak and Chrizo pastry delights, and looking ahead to Wednesday night's clash at McDiarmid. Sam Miller vs Dalkeith! Danny Williams vs Motherwell! Increasingly poor impersonations of Tom Hanks! We've got it all, and much more, so get comfy and join your old pals for a right old chuckle. Get there!
To paraphrase Boy George in a potentially racially insensitive 1980's charity record “throw your arms around the Saints, it's Levein Time!” The Saints are on the rise, Santa's on his way, and we're all going to be living it large as we rattle off four away wins on the spin over the festive season. So why not get yourselves right into the spirit of things, by settling down for Episode 93 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Many a game of kickball to cover since we last did this nonsense, with 5 (FIVE) games to cover from Levein's Champagne Football Merchants, starting with the defeats against Hearts and Celtic, before the resurgent Saints struck back in style against St. Mirren, Motherwell and Hibs. We also have a look ahead to the January transfer window, and look at the impact of 16 year old wonderboy Fran Franczak. We also have a look at the slightly more mixed fortunes of the Saints Women's team, as we cover their four recent games against Livi, Glasgow Women, Gartcairn and Boroughmuir Thistle, and at various points kindly catch up with gaffers Kev Candy and Jamie Reynolds, and players Bex Robertson, Ellie May Cowie and Steffi Simson. Man that is a lot of Champagne Football, but we know what you're really here for - features baby! We take a trip to see our old pal George, as the Dogger Saints Podcast's own Sam Miller provides two options, both of which face disqualification. However we also give our mental health a kicking by taking another trip to the Banto, Dan unveils his Christmas song, and we have a very special Big Fat Saints Quiz of the Year for all to join in with! We have our first interview for a while, but boy is it a good one, as we're joined by Saints Chief Executive and all round top fellow Stan Harris - who kindly gifted us his first interview in the role, only for us to lose the first five minutes. However, once resolved we have a tremendous chat covering all things surrounding Saints, Levein, offending pop megastars, and bingo attending budgies. You absolutely do not want to miss this. Sam Miller tells a festive nonce joke! Danny Williams struggles to talk to girls! A waffle soften sleigh! We've got all this, and much more, so get yourselves comfy, grab a mince pie and come join us for a real Christmas Cracker of an episode. A very merry Christmas to one and all, from your two favourite wankstains. Get there!
Hello? How are you? Not our words, friends, the words of popular light entertainer Holly Willoughby. It has been a wile though, and we're glad to be joining you again. So gather round, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for The Dogger Saints Podcast Episode 92: Electric Boogaloo! A lot can happen when you don't do a podcast for three weeks, so in what could be considered an unusual move for this podcast, we discuss football and St. Johnstone at great length. In one Blue Corner we discuss Levein, Macca, Killie, Motherwell, County and Alec Cleland's ragtag bunch of good time merchants. In the other Blue Corner we discuss sub-par training sessions, quiz capers, Queens Park, Boroughmuir Thistle and Livingston. It's all all going off, from all angles! We've not forgotten what you're all here for…features galore, baby! We take George to visit three Saintees enjoying a sensual freezer treat, Dan pays ode to new gaffer in his poetry corner, the Banto does just enough to survive another airing, and we set out our stall for a real soapy Theme Team. Four shades of Levein with Danny Williams! Mathematics with Sam Miller! Incest! We've got it all, and much more, including a look forward to Saturday's trip to Tynecastle. So get yourselves settled in and have a damn good time. Get there!
In almost the words of The Walker Brothers, breaking up with legendary former players is very hard to do. Yep, it's been another perfectly normal week at a perfectly normal football club, so what better way to round it all off than by two perfectly normal guys discussing it all? So take it easy on yourself, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 91 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yes, we're back at the managerial well, so after saying an ultimately fond farewell to Macca and Liam, we go through all the runners and riders to take the McDiarmid hot seat. Davie Martindale and his incredibly short arse? Robbie Neilson and his formerly lovely hair? Mark McGhee and his house of chuckles? We give you the full run down. We also take a look at the free scoring Fair Maids, as we review their stunning up turn in form with comprehensive victories over Kilmarnock and Stirling, and catch up with a raft of players and gaffer Jamie Reynolds to get their views as they match up the SWPL2 table. It's been a heavy few weeks in Perth, but you know what'll lighten the mood? Features, baby! And features by the bucket load! We take a trip to the Highlands with George, catch up on the latest Banto drama, and go to our favourite decade for a truly world class instalment of Theme Team. We do not discuss the St. Mirren game, because who knows their right mind would want to do that, but we do take a look to the future as Alec Cleland's Sexy Perth Soccer Hurricane take on Killie on Wednesday night, and then probably someone else's Sexy Perth Soccer Hurricane welcome Motherwell and Ross County to Perth for two pivotal clashes through the month. Sam Miller vs McDonalds! Danny Williams vs Three Year Contracts! Sam Miller and Danny Williams fully on board with Wycliff Jean! We've got it all, and we'd love for you to join us. Get there!
‘Win, Lose or Draw' was a 90s television game show with the emphasis on drawing, hosted by a plethora of cheeky cockney chappy's including Danny Baker, Bob Mills, and Shane Ritchie. You know who are also fond of drawing? St. Johnstone. You know who are also in the 90s? Your old pals Sam and Dan, so come join us for - somehow - Episode 90 of your all time favourite nonsense, The Dogger Saints Podcast! You want a football podcast that talks football? Then you're shit out of luck, because we dive right into features this week with The Good, The Bad and The Banto seeing some truly outstanding Banto. We are truly blessed with the presence of loveliness and greatness in this weeks trip to The Royal, the club shop of shame jumps the shark, you lot do it again in this weeks Theme Team. Not only we pay a second visit to Dan's Poetry Corner to pay tribute to the loss of a true club mainstay, and introduce our new feature ‘Florida Man'. We do actually eventually get round to having a chat about football, as we discuss Saints' draws against Livingston and Aberdeen, and question how we might be able to actually score some goals in the future. We also review the Perth Princesses' cup defeat to Glasgow City, and look forward to Kilmarnock's visit to North Muirton this weekend. Sam Miller on Saville! Danny Williams on ‘Joey Erotic'! Sam and Dan on The Countryside! We've got it all, and much more, so get comfy and join your old pals for a massive celebratory Episode 90 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!
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To paraphrase Frank Reynolds after he hijacked the tour boat “one the things I like to do most, is listen to the Dogger Saints Podcast. I listen to a lot of the Dogger Saints Podcast.” A strange man, but you can be like him too, if you come and join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 88 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We have all the skinny from all the Saints related action over the past few weeks, as we relive the mens 2-2 burglary against Dundee, and we Mac's beautiful wee silky skills. We also look into the women's double-header against Livingston, as Sam caught up with gaffers Jamie Reynolds and Kev Candy, and Dan with goalscorers Elvie McLean and Fern Newbigging after the thrilling cup victory, and then caught up with absolutely nobody after the league drubbing. We all know what brightens up the time of year when the nights start fair drawing in - features, baby! And we've got them all with The Good, The Bad and The Banto, a visit to Mike Ashley's emporium for this weeks O'Boyle, a small visit to the Club Shop of Shame, and we get in the ring for some wrastling in this weeks Theme Team. With one on eye on the weekend, we're take a look ahead to the womens game against Glasgow Women, before taking a look at the men's clash against another Glasgow side, as we're joined by Grant from the Heart and Hand Podcast as he gives a view from the other side. Danny Williams's Bucket of Chestnuts! Sam Miller's Alcohol-Free Lager! Michael Beale's ineptitude! We have it all, and lots more, so come along for the ride and join us for your all time favourite nonsense. Get there!
A wonderfully inspiring conversation with ex Saintee Mark 'Mavis' Reilly on his time at the club, and his incredible journey into extreme races, all in the name of curing Rett Syndrome. We also discuss his Pirlo-esque midfield qualities, his plans for the Amazon and also his costume choice for an upcoming ballroom extravaganza. sit back and enjoy.
‘Destroy this city of delusion'. Not our words, cousin's, but the words of rock weirdos Muse. Speaking of delusion, Callum Davidson opened his mouth again this week. And speaking of gobshites opening their mouths, your old mates Sam and Dan are back, for a technical issue-delayed Episode 87 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Double Saints getting off the board, and it feels so good! We take a look at a thoroughly new look men's team digging in for an unlikely point away at the reigning champs, and the women's team coming back from Airdrie with all three points. Cousin's, we all know that you're really here for the features….and we're not gonna let you down with that! We take a trip to all the fun of the fair in this weeks Theme Team, a former stopper is the subject of this weeks trip to see George in The Royal, The Banto is suitably appraised, and we take a trip down to Norf Lahndan for some Club Shop of Shame refreshment. We also have the glorious return of Saintsmaster, with Cameron being the next to try and topple the Universe Joss at the head of the leaderboard. Terrible comedy with Sam Miller! Terrible Bowls with Danny Williams! Terrible football with Celtic and Gartcairn! We have all this, a raft of technical issues, and a whole bunch of other crazy crap, so settle yourselves in and enjoy Episode 87 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!
In the words of 80s Swiss musical oddballs “oh yeeeeaaah!” No, we're not remaking Ferris Bueller's Day Off or encouraging an entire office block to go to McDonalds solely using our eyebrows. No, we're coming back from our day/week/months off to bring back your all time favourite loosely St. Johnstone based podcast, as your old pals Sam and Dan return with Episode 86 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We run the rule over the opening day defeat at McDiarmid against the Jam Tarts, and try and draw the positives from Saints's miserable start to the season as we cast our expert* eye over the new arrivals into the squad. You know what's returned with us? Features, baby! And we have them by the barrel-load, including a brand spanker in which we catch up on all the weekly activity on the internets primary pit of nonsense with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. We also take a summery trip to Bavaria in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and Sam witnesses some borderline larceny from Saints new stopper in this weeks trip to The Royal. Dan is also outed as a massive nerd as we take a trip to a galaxy far, far away in this weeks Theme Team. Ahead of the return of the SWPL 2 this Sunday, we catch up with Saints Women's managers Kev Candy and Jamie Reynolds for a delightful chat as we discuss new signings, how the team are shaping up ahead of opening day against Stirling Uni at the Riverside, and all things Crocs and no socks. Mole's with Sam Miller! Poetry with Danny Williams! Shenanigans with The Banto! We're back, chums. And it feels so good! So go and make yourself comfy and come and join your old pals Sam and Dan for your all time favourite nonsense. Get there! *Not at all expert in the fucking slightest.
You think that your moustache is trendy! You think your Kicker boots are too! Got you Kangol and your fleece, got Ben Sherman on for weeks! We can tell Dundee's the team for you! Not a stylish bunch are they those Dundonians? Well you needn't worry about them, you're a stylish Saintee, so come along and join your favourite stylish duo for Episode 85 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! So, a rarity this week in that, aside from planning Betfred booze-ups in Stirling, we have literally no football to talk about. Not a kick. So we're going big time, good time heavy on the features, baby! Shiver me timbers! We have a pirate-based, long-awaited return of George O'Boyle in The Royal, and Saintsmaster also returns as perennial Dan substitute Sam Porritt turfs up to try and topple the Universe Joss at the top of the leaderboard. We also delve once again into the weird world of the Old Firm for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we rattle through your bountiful entries for our pub-based Theme Team. Away day logistics with Sam Miller! The Limited Edition Danny Williams! Philip Schofield! It's all going off, so get yourselves comfy and come and give it a listen.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! Possibly David Bowie's last words, although we have it on good authority that his actual last words were “I wish I made a banger as good as ‘C'est La Vie' by B*witched'. Either way, it truly is a time of change at Saints, as we enter an empty Spoony-less future. You know who will still be here though? Your old pals Sam and Dan, and we start that off with Episode 84 of your favourite good time listening, The Dogger Saints Podcast! We talk about all the furore surrounding yet another St. Johnstone PR masterclass, as the two of the three most successful players in the history of the club unceremoniously made up part of the released list this week, and look at the job facing the new manager and CEO as they look to build a new version of St. Johnstone. We also say fond farewells to retiring club legend Murray Davidson, and outgoing Chairman Steve Brown as they move onto pastures new following the conclusion of this season, as we also look at the trip to Dingwall and home game against Livingston to round matters off. You know what'll lift the mood? No, not Sam beatboxing, but features by bucket load! We have a glorious gardening related Theme Team, a frankly bizarre Club Shop of Shame, and an even more bizarre Cash Grab Chronicles. Sam Miller's deep dive into Artificial Intelligence! Danny Williams takes on Callum Davidson! Nike Pro Undercrackers! We've got it all, and you know what? We'd love you to join us. Get there!
Danio, Danio, where art thou Danio. Dealing with housing issues so Sam is flying solo this week in a much changed episode as to what what was promised. Soz! Do you suffer from getting as bit boozy now and again? We got your back with some solid advice to the casual beer hound in some peak non-saints related chat! Sam catches up with the 2nd sweariest Fifer and Womens club captain Hannah Clark (who doesn't swear!) as we chat about the season past and next season. we also chat about 'banter with fans' and why you shouldn't have your relatives (especially grandparents) attend a match! Young Sam Porritt sticks his head through the door to chat about Premiership safety and his love for white socks to be worn in any occasion. I was very lonely this week so it would be lovely if you came and said hi! Thanks to Stjarna Apparel for their continued support.
Remember the play-off against Inverness last year? Friday night out in Inverness, big Monday night at McDiarmid. Some laugh, eh? We'll keep clinging onto those good memories, because we might be doing it all again, babies! Unlike Stevie May up top, you're not on your own for this here instalment of Squeaky Bum Time, you have your old pals Sam and Dan, and Episode 82 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, Saints are crap again, so listen in as we talk about Saints being crap at home against Motherwell. There is another Saints team who are less crap, and we bring you all the skinny from Saints Women's 3-2 victory over Gartcairn down by the Riverside, which keeps them in the hunt for the big SWPL 2 Play-Aff. Anyway, enough of football, we have ourselves a pair of guests, as we are joined by Logan from local band Knackered and producer Kyle- both behind the fantastic new Saints song ‘Eagle's Feather' for a belting little chat about the song itself, life in the band and the dangerous crossover between the soccer and the music. You know what will cheer us all up? Features, baby! And we've got them by the truck full, as we join Alex Gogic circa May 2021 for a space themed Theme Team, we take a trip to foggy London Town for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce a brand new sister feature to the CSOS rattling through the weird world of official football club partnerships. Sam Miller writes soft drink based song! Danny Williams takes on the world! Shania Twain! Cool! We've got it all, and we'd love for you to get comfy and join us for it. Get there!
Have you ever seen Steven MacLean camping? I haven't but I bet he would be good at it. By simply putting the correctly shaped pegs into the correctly shaped, he has already broken a number of McDiarmid based horror stats! We discuss the remarkable turn around! You don't want to hear just about Dundee UTD though. That'd be a terrible listen, as you know, Dundee United are a horrible bunch. But not as horrible as Montrose Women's team and their fans. Sam and Dan encounter a new unlikely nemesis in the North-East coasters. Do you like features which could be about dressing small rodents? We've got you covered! The prize bungle is finally won! We witness saints players arm wrestle! Come join the fun for episode 81!
‘Goodbye Callum, it's been nice, hope you find your Paradise'. Not our words friends, one of our words and the rest the words of 70s hit parade ticklers Supertramp. You know what else is nice, coming and having a rare time with your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 80 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Alas, matters got a bit too much, and the club and Callum Davidson had a parting of ways, and we delve into all matters around where it went wrong and the job facing Steven McLean and the boys for the rest of the season. We also catch up with our old pal, the man behind the mic and West Lothian's premier nickname crafter Liam Innes to chat through all matters relating to the last embers of the Davidson Era. There was a Saints team who did enjoy success over the weekend, as we have all the skinny from Saints Women's Team's stunning comeback victory over Stirling University down by the Riverside. You know what will cheers us all up? Features, baby! We take a trip to Germany for the Club Shop of Shame and enjoy a tasty trip to everyone's favourite fast food emporium for this weeks Theme Team. Cycling with Sam Miller! Pornography with Danny Williams! Big Mick Energy! We have it all, and much more, so get yourself comfy and have a damn good time with your old pals. Get there!
St. Johnstone are bad at football. Given you're here, we assume that this is both not what you want to hear and also something you're entirely aware of already. Your old pals Sam and Dan are also aware of it already. Therefore, as we do every time it all gets too much and we can't be arsed depressing ourselves talking about it, we open up our hotline for Episode 79 of The Dogger Saints Podcast - The Phone In 2: Electric Boogaloo! Stuart, Nathan, Kerr, Kev, Ian and Cameron all join us for the cathartic experience, and try to answer the big question of just where does the gaffer stand. Ignore the Banto, ignore the old Conway Twitter, this is the place for all the Saints and Callum related chat you could possibly ever need. So pull up a chair, get comfy and get it smelt, it's the good stuff!
Cyprus, Cyprus, could nae kick a jelly….oh hold on, we're a week early for baffling appraisals of teams ability to kick confectionary. You know who used to live in Cyprus though? Sam Miller! You know what he does now? Gets joined by his mate Danny Williams to host a podcast loosely based around a football team from Perth! So why not come and join Sam and Dan, as we bring you Episode 78 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We discuss Saints women's dogged 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock at Riverside, and catch up Ellie May (Ellie May, Ellie Ellie May) Cowie to talk through the only Saints action of the weekend. What do you want when there's limited football action? Features, baby! And boy we're digging them all out this week! We take a thoroughly hygienic trip down to Wolverhampton for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, get the dice and counters out in this weeks Theme Team, and a welcome return of International Blues sees an ode to midfield maestro Dan Phillips. We also have a return of Saintsmasters, as Ross has a tilt at topping the leaderboard, and Amanda joins us to have guess at just who Wendy is. We also catch up with our old pal Gary from the ABZ Podcast to have a look forward to this Saturday's game, Ross from Saints in the Community comes on for yet more additions to the increasingly incredible bungle, and we have a packed notice board for your listening pleasure. Geography with Sam Miller! Concacacacacacaf with Danny Williams! True crime in Perth! We've got it all, and you don't want to miss any of it, so settle in and join your good time buddy old pals for Episode 78 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.
‘Thank god I'm handsome, so handsome!' Not our words friends, the words of indie hit makers The Vaccines, in what now appears to be a fitting tribute to a Saints midfielder who appears to be being picked purely on that basis. You know who might be considered handsome by those who suffer from glaucoma? Your old pals Sam and Dan, so why not join them for Episode 77 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We reflect on Saints's tame 1-1 draw away at Kilmarnock, and do what we'd swore we'd never do a delve into the post-match manager discourse. Just where does Callum Davidson stand? Well, you can bet your bottom dollar that we fail to answer that big question. We also have another 1-1 to dissect, as we cover the Saints Women's clash with Boroughmuir Thistle at Riverside on Sunday, and have all the lowdown on that game from skipper Hannah Clarke, goalscorer Fern Newbigging and assistant gaffer Kev Candy. Features? Baby, you know we've got features for you! The O'Boyle barrel is well and truly scraped as we play Saints Supermarket Sweep with Dan, we hit the small screen in this weeks Theme Team, and we are joined by Scott who is the latest to have a pop at working out just who Wendy is. We're also joined by our old pal and former Saints goalkeeping coach Dode Browning, who gives a very important message to all of us, we discuss the latest additions to Sam's bulging sack with further wildly amazing additions to the prize bungle, and Dan talks us through a new charitable venture taking place on match days at McDiarmid. Heading with Sam Miller! Bagging up with Danny Williams! Bootleg Art Garfunkel! Ah we've got it all, and it'd be bloody lovely if you'd join us for it. Get there!
A long and overdue return to The Dogger Saints Podcast this week. A calming, reassuring presence in good times and bad. Someone who's been there since the very beginning. An old friend, if you will. That's right, Saints Stories is back! So why don't you pull up a chair, settle in, and join normal men, innocent men, Sam and the also returning Dan for Episode 76 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! What a bumper affair we have for you this week, with our old friends Niki and Simon getting on the wrong side of the State of New York in the aforementioned return of Saints Stories and a trip down to Old Trafford as high-end fashion meets Anfield's annual bed-shitters in this weeks Club Shop of Shame. We also take a trip to every suburban town's little corner of Sweden in this weeks Theme Team and wanna play the game with you as we add to our increasingly magnificent prize bungle. We also have Saints by the truck-load this week as we review the Blues's triple-header this weekend, with the young team's Youth Cup Semi-Final defeat, the second of the first team's annual whippings at Tynecastle, and the women's team's home clash against table-topping Montrose all covered. You might be thinking, lads what more can you bring us?! Well of course we have more, as we catch up with former Saints centre-half and all-round good guy Andy Whiteford for a lovely chat, talking us through his time at Saints, memories of Youth Cup runs of days gone by, Teal and Magenta and much more as hr risked life and limb by chatting to us on his wife's birthday. Tour de Shenanigans with Sam Miller! Babe Respecting with Danny Williams! Meatball madness with the Swedes! It's mega, it's cajunga, it's big time! And you know what? We'd love you to join us for it. Get there!
Somehow made it to 75 episodes! The men behind the club's social media join us to discuss keeping Teal and Magenta quiet, bribing people with KitKats and struggling to get a tune out of a departed Irishman. Lynne steps in to discuss a non O'Boyle, theme team and a segment that puts the shame into the club shop of shame. Wendy Who gets closer and the prize bundle gets bigger. Football chat IS a thing and we discuss both the men's and women's endeavours from the weekend. Thanks to lead sponsors @stjarnaapparal Enjoy!
Hello and welcome to an hour of St Johnstone based chit chattery. We kick off the show with a musically tribute to Stevie May because why not? We also have on St Johnstone Women's manager Mark Nesbit to discuss the forthcoming run of 313 consecutive home games. The charity prize bundle is launched and Wendy who makes a return! The club of shop of shame is obviously back in Glasgow and is tackled by 'stand-in Lynne' and we go down to the farm for theme team. All packed into an hour. Incredible.
After a lifetime in no man's land, your favourite loosely based ST Johnstone podcast is back. The Podcast speaks to GARY MILLER, another of the 2014 hall of Fame, as he discusses his time in Perth, his ability to only score worldies and being the most travelled man inside the British Isles. 'Casky' takes on the 10 questions, and a 2nd Sam joins the show to round up the first month of 2023. Any icey road conditions are dealt with by our Council Gritter based theme team and a Liam Craig shirt gets added to the conveyor belt of prizes! Come along and tell a pal.
Zoom. A 1982 hit for Fat Larry's Band. The noise cars make when going really fast. The video conferencing device that caused a 48 hour delay on this podcast. However, better late than never, you can come and join your old pals Sam and Dan as we present to you a blockbuster Christmas Special Episode 72 of the bloody festive Dogger Saints Podcast! It's been a momentous spell for the Saints since we last met, so we take a retrospective look at our boys World Cup adventure, as David ‘Le Culliere' Wotherspoon became the first St Johnstone player to feature at a World Cup. Also, the For Sale signs have gone up at McDiarmid, so we have a look into the unimaginable post-Brown's world up at Saints. We also have a bloody lovely old chat with former Saints starlet Stuart Malcolm, as we talk about life after Saints, enduring friendships with Perth teammates, management and working with familiar Saintee faces. A splendid chat, and we're also in fine company as Kev joins us for a crack at this week's Saintsmaster, and we find out what Chucky's been up to in ‘Charlie King: Doing a Thing'. Features though? That's where it's at! We've got them all, with a couple of textbook spottings in this weeks visit to The Royal, a Hall of Famer all the way from Italy for in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and the glorious return of Theme Team in the wake of some grand podcast larceny. Dan rifles golf balls at a tractor! Sam rifles golf balls at a tractor! The golf tractor visits a local convenience store! It's a wild Christmas ride, so why not get yourself comfy and come and join us. We'd right enjoy it. Get there!
Contrary to the popular belief of Shiela Broflovski, off of the popular television show South Park, Canada is indeed a real country. You know what? It's one we're bloody proud to celebrate too here on The Dogger Saints Podcast, so get yourselves comfy and join Sam and Dan for Episode 71 - a Canada World Cup Special! We're talking all things Canada, and because David Wotherspoon is a little tied up at present, we got by he next best thing with his big brother Ian, to discuss all things Canada Men's National Team and get a little insight into the atmosphere in the camp. We also talk to Radio DJ Paul Harper, a Scotsman now exiled in the Great White North, to discuss life in Canada, following the national side, the dangers of accessing lewd materials on Twitter, and much more in a delightful chat. If you think we'd forgotten about the features though, you would be sadly mistaken! We know what you like! This week's visit to The Royal sees us go all the way to Cambodia for a Canada/Saints crossover, we consider who is the bigger riddy out of Rangers and Dundee United in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, we have our second instalment of finding out what the main man is up to in Charlie King Doing a Thing, and we even have a bloody Half Time Show! What a world! French with Danny Williams! Holidaying with Sam Miller! Pornography with Paul Harper! We have it all, and it would be bloody lovely if you came and joined us. Get there!
“Let's go round again, baby we'll turn back the hands of time, let's go round again, one more time!” Not our words, friends, but the words of the Average White Band. But hey, why not go round again, as the Dogger Saints podcast returns from its hibernation (which sounds a little like Hibernian, who are shite). So cosy up, and join your old pals Sam and Dan for Episode 70 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Yep, it's good to be back, and as its been a while we assess the stellar recent form of the boys in blue, and take a look at the standout individuals in our fine unbeaten run in the last five games. We also give special mention to Saints's greatest ever player, David Wotherspoon, on the day he received the call-up of his dreams, jetting out to Qatar to represent his adopted football homeland of Canada at the World Cup. He's still Perth's finest though, and we bring you an interview with the main man, that was exclusive 18 months ago when we first recorded and put it out. Features, though? How good are features? Well we've got plenty of them, by the buckets-load if you will! A triple header special for our return to The Royal, Neil comes onto join us for a pop at Saintsmaster, we go shameless on ourselves in this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we introduce our greatest feature yet as our old mucker Chucky lets us know what he's getting up to in ‘Charlie King Doing a Thing'. We also have the chronicles of Lynne and Jim, Dan's deep dive into the world of Ainsley Harriott, and a rather important message from our good buddy Daniel Lamb from Flonix, who we are delighted to have supporting the podcast yet again. Sam Miller does Guidi! Danny Williams does old man jokes! Charlie King does a thing! Ah we've got it all here, and you know what? It'd be bloody lovely if you joined us. Get there!
Oh Miguel.... Oh Miguel. The finest Portuguese player to pull on a football shirt since forever, Miguel Simao joins Sam and Dan via the medium of Facebook messenger video from the tax haven (Rangers take note) of Luxembourg. You've spoken and we've listened- We've managed to cram the whole show into a 1 hour handy compendium on the mighty Perth Saints. George O Boyle in the Royal potentially gets a rebranding, Top of the tops see another kit through to the latter stages, Theme team makes a welcome return and another member of the Armed forces has a go at our 10 tricky teasers. We do talk about football aswell! Our upcoming '£88 for a family of 4' visit to Dundee UTD gets some rant worthy attention. As always, thanks for listening! !Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #manscapedpod
‘Solid! Solid as a rock!' The words of pop music duo Ashford and Simpson, clearly having a premonition about Saints's back-three, that they chose to express through a jaunty musical number. Anyway, that's that, and this is this, and this is your auld da's inviting you to join them for Episode 68 of The Dogger Saints Podcast. We somehow manage to witter on for a bit about the 90 minutes of absolute nothing that took place between Saints and Ross County on Saturday, and assess where the squad moves forward after the international break. With that out of the road, we're joined by Ian as he attempts to take the top spot in the Saintsmaster leaderboard, and Andy has a crack at deciphering just who Wendy is. We're also joined by DC Thomson's Head of Sport and the token Saintee on A View From The Terrace, Sean Hamilton, to talk all things Saints, in a terrific chat. Fancy some features? Why not! We see yet another entry into the ‘Top 16' in this weeks Top of the Tops, come fly with us in this weeks trip to The Royal, and we take a bumper retro trip to Norf Lahndan in this weeks Club Shop of Shame. Sam Miller's legal agency! Danny Williams rugby career! Rotten fruit for a rotten club! We've got it all going down, and much more, so get yourselves comfy and strap yourselves in for Episode 68 of your old pals rambling nonsense. Get there!Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod
No football. No Queen. However, your two favourite good old fashioned lover boys are still here like dynamite with a laser beam, and guaranteed to blow your mind as we bring you Episode 67 of The Dogger Saints Podcast presented by manscaped.com! Yep, there's no unexpectedly Saints match to discuss this week, but we found the time for a kind of magic catch up with our lovely new pal Gary Panton, the man behind Blue Heaven, to discuss fanzines, the changing face of fan media through the years, ‘Biscuits for Scotland', and much more in a brilliant chat. We're also joined by Andy as he plays the game of a fiendishly difficult Saintsmaster and bonus stab at Wendy Who. You know what we like though? Features baby, and we know you do too, so join Sam having such a good time in this weeks trip to The Royal, we see a frankly heinous tributes to the girls who are the Champions in The Club Shop of Shame, another one bites the dust in this weeks Top of the Tops, and we have a flash return of our old favourite Theme Team for your listening pleasure! The show must go on as the cinch returns this weekend, and we have a right good look forward to the Saints taking on Ross County at McDiarmid, in which Dan spends five minutes saying we'll stick with the same team, and we give you a sneak peak into some real treats we might have coming for you. Dan discusses work etiquette! Sam turns Scouse! Bollocks like Oysters! We've got it all, and somehow more, so why not break free from it all for 80 minutes and come and have a right good time with the boys. Get there! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code DOGGER at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod