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Lead Pastor Josh Carstensen continues our series on Mark.In Mark chapter 2, Jesus walks past a tax collector — one of the most despised men in town — and says two words: Follow me. No conditions. No get-his-act-together required. Just an invitation.Then Jesus goes to his house for dinner. And the religious leaders lose it.Jesus gravitates toward exactly the people everyone else avoids, which reveals the nature of the gospel: Jesus only heals people who know they're sick. Which means the real danger isn't being too far gone. It's thinking you're already fine.If you've been a Christian long enough to forget what it felt like to need saving, this message will challenge you. And if you're not sure Jesus would want anything to do with you, this one's for you, too.Thank you for listening to this message from Northwest Hills Community Church in Corvallis, Oregon, on May 24, 2026, at 10:30am. You can find us online at nwhills.com.Key Moments(00:00) Welcome(1:10) Memorial Day Prayer & Church Announcements(4:52) Scripture Reading: Mark 2:13–17(6:26) Truth #1: Jesus Loves People We Love to Hate (Levi the Tax Collector)(15:09) Levi Becomes Matthew: The Power of Transformation(18:21) Truth #2: The Temptation to Talk About People Behind Their Backs(23:46) Truth #3: Jesus Only Heals Those Who Know They're Sick(26:27) The Tree Story: Remembering the Weight of What You Were Saved From(31:44) Closing: Living in the Tension of Sickness and Healing
Chapters (00:00:00) - Morning Tea and Allegations(00:02:02) - Morning Teen Allegations: Buckle Up!(00:03:01) - Go to the Source(00:04:00) - Thank You for Supporting the Church(00:05:08) - Church Announcements and Disclaimers(00:08:31) - Morning Tea with the(00:09:41) - Florida Governor Signs Teddy Bridgewater Act into Law(00:12:10) - Public dollars should come with public receipts(00:13:39) - Florida school voucher program issues unresolved(00:20:51) - Florida budget special session continues with no progress on a budget(00:26:08) - Public Service Loan Forfeiture(00:29:28) - The Florida Education Scorecard(00:33:44) - Holding People Accountable For Cyber Harassment(00:34:16) - Five years of harassment in the petty keto courtroom(00:37:40) - President Yvette Lewis' Term as NAACP President(00:46:21) - Malcolm X on His Employment Record(00:46:54) - Karen Savage on the NAACP Leadership(00:52:26) - Education Accountability Tour 2018(00:54:27) - Hacking Group Targets College Students Over Canvas Breach(01:01:32) - Kayl Nord Hodges on Sexual Harassment(01:04:09) - TALKING TO ME
Episode DescriptionIn this episode, James and Bruce walk through 1 John 4 — a chapter that calls believers to test the spirits, anchor truth in the incarnation of Christ, and live out God's love through love for one another. Together they explore why discernment is so urgent in a culture flooded with competing voices, how the cross frames our confidence on the day of judgment, and what it looks like to build the church as living stones.Church Announcements:Men's Night — Thursday, June 5th, 5:00–7:00 PM. https://subspla.sh/c65fbp9Women's Night, Cookie Decorating SocialFriday, June 19th, 6:00–9:00 PM. Hosted by Liz Carr and Allie Roth.https://subspla.sh/gw74xkx
If you want to give through Grace Church you can do so here: https://pushpay.com/g/grace-alone?src=hpp&r=monthlyConnected: Where Life and Relationships Begin is a 7-week journey designed to help you experience the life God created you for—rooted in Him and lived out in authentic relationships. This series will challenge and encourage you to stay connected daily and live with purposeTo Learn more about Grace Church go to https://gracechurchco.com/This video, led by Pastor Rick Long at Grace Church, is the fourth installment of the "Connected" series. The message explores the profound impact that our social circles have on our personal lives and future, emphasizing the biblical principles of building intentional, godly friendships.Key Themes and Principles:Friendships Shape You: The core premise is that your circle of friends determines your future (17:39).The Covenant of Jonathan and David: The speaker uses the friendship between Jonathan and David as a model for a covenant-based relationship rather than a casual one (26:47 - 31:37).Six Keys to a Healthy Circle:Choose the Right People: Surround yourself with those who share your spiritual purpose and agree with your values (32:20).Invest in the Relationship: Friendships require intentional time, effort, and commitment; they do not happen by accident (38:00).Remain Loyal: True loyalty involves standing by friends even in difficult seasons or when it is personally costly (42:52).Communicate Truth in Love: Have the courage to address issues with honesty, while maintaining a foundation of love and humility (48:26).Lift Each Other Up Spiritually: Friends should challenge and encourage one another to grow closer to God (54:20).Express Sacrificial Love: Real friendship involves being willing to sacrifice time, resources, and even oneself for the well-being of the other (1:01:02).Additional Highlights:Trek Trailblazers Graduation: The service begins by celebrating the graduation of 6th-grade students as they transition to student ministry (11:45).Singalong: The congregation participates in a fun series of friendship-themed song snippets (2:07 - 11:45).Invitation to Faith: The message concludes with an invitation to personal faith in Jesus, explaining Him as the ultimate friend who offers sacrificial love (1:07:25).0:00 Introduction0:40 Connected Series Overview2:07 Friendship Song Singalong11:45 Trek Trailblazers Graduation15:48 The Importance of Friendship Circles17:48 Pastor Rick's Personal Experience25:09 Responsibility of Leadership26:47 The Story of Jonathan and David31:37 Six Keys to Building the Right Circle32:20 1. Choose the Right People38:00 2. Invest in the Relationship42:52 3. Remain Loyal to Great Friends48:26 4. Communicate Truth in Love54:20 5. Lift Each Other Up Spiritually1:01:02 6. Express Sacrificial Love1:07:25 Invitation to Faith1:09:16 Church Announcements and Updates
Dunning Cemetery in Dixons Mills will host Decoration day on April 26. A potluck lunch will be hosted by Central Baptist Church. Drop off dishes at Central before attending. The cemetery service begins at 11 a.m. Attendees will return to Central after the service for lunch. For more information, call Melvin Dixon at 334-456-1155. Spencer Chapel AME Church will host a Women's Day program April 26 at 2 p.m. Guest speaker will be Minister Arline Gracie, associate minister of St. James Baptist Church in Thomaston. Orange Hill Missionary Baptist Church will host the first pastoral anniversary celebration for the Rev.... Article Link
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Chapters (00:00:00) - Morning Tea and Allegations(00:03:28) - Church Announcements(00:05:06) - These Are My Disclaimers(00:07:08) - Congress Introduced Two Bills to Protect Our Children From Digital Disturbances(00:12:21) - Bill Cassidy Introduces the LIFE Act on AI and Families(00:15:26) - Why It's Hard to Expect Teens and Children to Understand Social(00:17:09) - LIFE Act: Protecting Students from AI(00:21:03) - Sen. Sanders on AI and the Workforce(00:22:35) - A Parent's Story about AI and Child Safety(00:24:16) - A Mother Suits Chat Bot Startup After Her Son Killed Himself(00:30:20) - The Florida Mom's Fight Against Character AI(00:35:44) - The Sexual Harassment and Tech Legislation(00:38:01) - Teacher Confessional: Crash Out(00:42:09) - Sen. Rand Paul on the dismantling of education(00:46:09) - These Criminal Groups Are Targeting Children Online(00:56:30) - The 14 Day Digital Cleanup Challenge
00:00 Church Announcements 04:10 Kim Kardashian's Skims Bush Panties 17:49 Stephen A. Vs Lebron 42:30 Marvin Winans
Midway Baptist Church will host Founders Day 1885 Sunday, Nov. 2. Singing and worship will be at 10:30 a.m. followed by dinner at 11:30, outside if the weather permits. Feel free to dress like it is 1885. The church is located at 1939 Midway Road in Thomasville. The Independent Missionary Baptist Church will host Family and Friends Day Sunday, Nov. 2. Everyone is invited to attend. Forest Springs Baptist Church announces that homecoming this year has been canceled due to safety concerns about the building, there are several issues that have to be corrected. The church is asking families to...Article Link
Hey Well Read Baddies! We're back with chapters 21–24 of Happy Land by Dolen Perkins-Valdez. In this episode, we unpack Nikki's discoveries about heirs' property law, the heartbreaking history of Black land loss, and her tense confrontation with one of the Thomas brothers. Whether you're reading along or just here for the conversation, grab your copy of Happy Land and tune in as we cross the halfway point of the book! Next chapters: 25-28 00:00 Intro 02:02 Church Announcements 02:47 Coffee Break 14:27 Get into the Chapter We can't wait to hear from you! :) Please send any questions or comments about this episode to shewellread@gmail.com or use the form at the bottom of the SWR Podcast page: https://www.shewellread.com/contact OR leave us a Voice Note at https://www.speakpipe.com/shewellread Follow SHE WELL READ! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shewellread/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeDCLdTX/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@shewellread Substack- https://substack.com/@shewellread Bookum- https://app.bookumapp.com/clubs/668ad565858c97a7faafafb1 Bookshop Storefront- https://bookshop.org/shop/shewellread More links including discount codes: https://bio.site/shewellread Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week has really had it all! Kaya is here from Bravo We're Black to break it all down. The New Bachelorette has been announced and we think the ratings will be impacted immediately!SLC and RHOA teaRHOA cast shake ups, are you with Kaya or Mani on it
Well Read Baddies, we're back! Season 6 is officially here, and we're starting strong with our seasonal book pick—Happy Land by Dolen Perkins-Valdez. In this premiere episode, Lana and Sam break down chapters 1–4, unpacking family secrets, generational patterns, and the roots of the Kingdom of Happy Land. Whether you're a returning listener or brand new to the club, welcome in! Grab your copy of Happy Land , join our discussion on the Bookum app, and leave us a voice note with your thoughts—just no spoilers please! 00:00 Welcome to Season Six! 01:51 Church Announcements 05:37 Coffee Break 23:33 Get Into the Chapters Next episode: chapters 5–8. We can't wait to hear from you! :) Please send any questions or comments about this episode to shewellread@gmail.com or use the form at the bottom of the SWR Podcast page: https://www.shewellread.com/contact OR leave us a Voice Note at https://www.speakpipe.com/shewellread Follow SHE WELL READ! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shewellread/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeDCLdTX/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@shewellread Substack- https://substack.com/@shewellread Bookum- https://app.bookumapp.com/clubs/668ad565858c97a7faafafb1 Bookshop Storefront- https://bookshop.org/shop/shewellread More links including discount codes: https://bio.site/shewellread Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapters (00:00:01) - Morning Tea and Allegations(00:02:09) - The Math Ain't Mathing(00:03:46) - Church Announcements(00:05:10) - These Disclaimers and Other Announcements(00:06:32) - Oklahoma Superintendent Under Investigation for Explicit Content on His Office TV(00:14:36) - Superintendent Walter's Accident Explained on Power Walk(00:17:03) - School Bus Vandalized, Shutting Down Schools(00:18:21) - Schools closed in Michigan City after catalytic converters stolen from(00:23:42) - Currently, Florida is having their State Board of Education meeting(00:26:36) - Florida Lawmaker Susan Valdez Gets Criticism for Rollback of(00:32:18) - Hillsborough County Public Schools Teacher Confessional(00:38:09) - Comments on AC Unit Safety(00:39:34) - Fix the Air(00:42:59) - Florida to Hold Textbook Publishers Account for Overcharging Taxpayers(00:48:29) - Book Bans in Florida: Judge strikes down parts of law(00:50:38) - White House Launches TikTok Official Account(00:55:11) - The Jacksonville FBI is warning parents about rising sex extortion cases targeting children online
Revitalization Rewards found in this episode:1. Limit the scope.2. Limit the time.3. Limit the ask.
From blah to brilliant—5 quick, proven fixes to instantly level up your church announcements. No overhaul needed, just simple tweaks that make a big difference. ============================= Table of Contents: ============================= 0:00 - Intro 4:15 - The Curveball 8:05 - The Callback 13:15 - The Interview 17:31 - The Interaction 22:18 - The Audible THE 167 NEWSLETTER
00:00 Church Announcements 01:41 Ashton Hall 08:46 Coach Pulls Players Hair 21:19 CNN Anchor Caught Our Attention 47:25 Sherri Shepherd vs. Nia Long
00:00 Church Announcements 03:56 Fat, Juicy, & Wet 22:35 Sportstalk with Angel! 31:06 The People vs The Unrivaled DJ 34:14 Kierra Sheard "GUTS" 44:59 HillmanTok University
00:00 Church Announcements 03:15 Blue Bracelets 51:05 The "Wilful Deadbeat"
Church announcements often go unnoticed—but there's a proven formula for making them memorable and impactful. Many churches miss the mark, so today, we're here to help! We'll craft announcements for ten real church events, demonstrating exactly how it's done. ============================= Table of Contents: ============================= 0:00 - Intro 2:17 - Youth Summer Beach Bonfire 7:42 - Praise In The Park 13:23 - First Steps Class 19:37 - VBS Theme 25:17 - Serve Day 26:47 - Summer Discipleship Groups 27:56 - Monthly Worship Night THE 167 NEWSLETTER
00:00 Church Announcements 03:40 KevOnStage Drinks at Reunion Tour (HEATHEN) 45:00 RIP Quincy Jones 01:24:56 Electoral Guinea
Mark Clifton, Dan Hurst, and Kyle Bueermann discuss some reasons that church announcements don't usually lead to church member involvement. Folks aren't listening to your announcements (or reading your emails…or newsletters). Announcements seldom include the “why” with the “what.” Listeners hear a corporate announcement (if they hear it at all) for everyone else – not for themselves. Some church members carry baggage that makes it difficult for them to hear a call for workers. The wrong people make the announcements. Announcements put the responsibility on the respondent rather than on the recruiter. The church is making announcements, but not one's praying for the Lord to raise up the laborers. Resources related to this episode: 7 Reasons Why Announcements Don't Usually Lead to Church Member Involvement by Chuck Lawless
Hey Thiccums! African Mothers love to baby their sons meanwhile the daughters are cleaning the roof... Guest:Lisa - TIMESTAMP: (0:38-7:38) Let's Get Into The Thick of It (7:39-13:08) Lisa's calling Nigerians Out (13:09-16:14) Meet Lisa! (16:15-20:13) 1 year Post grad Update (20:14-20:43) CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS (20:44-29:19) African sons get SPECIAL treatment (29:20-32:28) Queenie (32:29-42:14) Dilemma (42:15-49:09) Apartment Chats (49:10-58:18) On Repeat - Wanna Be a Thiccum:
In this weeks episode we catch up on the crazy that has happened from shootings to politics...Have a Laugh! ***Listener Discretion Advised, Very Mature Content***
00:00 Church Announcements 06:41 Kevonstage aint Top 20 Funniest People Online 22:40 The Internet Defends Kevonstage 39:48 Isaiah Graduated Highschool 01:04:55 The Derricos Divorce
00:00 Church Announcements 02:03 Drake Vs. Everybody 23:55 Bishop Sheard's Church on Easter 43:38 Magic Mike vs. The Church 53:32 Tennessee State University Crossing 174 AKAs 01:09:49 WNBA DRAFT
00:00 Church Announcements 04:00 J. Cole Did Delete Later 38:05 NCAAW Final Four 01:01:27 Cowboy Carter Sponsors: Talkspace.com/Krew Promo: SPACE80 PrizePicks Promo: SK Oneskin: https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Earnin' Promo: The Thing
00:00 Church Announcements 04:37 Who TF Did I Marry?! 48:12 Chris Brown Ruffles Some Feathers 55:35 Blue Hearts?!
In this hour, Gary has some Tea. The cast of The Today's Show sent out a heartfelt message to Kelly Rowland. They extended an olive branch and a dressing room to Kelly Rowland inviting her back to The Today's Show. There are also Church Announcements from Sister Bernice Jenkins and Darius is in for Black Tony. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
00:00 Church Announcements 06:16 Katt Williams Vs. Everybody 43:09 TD Jakes
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00:00 Church Announcements 02:14 The Keith Lee Story 19:44 One Margarita 25:08 Patti LaBelle at the BET Awards 35:03 FADE IN THE WATER 46:19 ShxtsnGigs 01:03:14 Truly Humbled Under God
00:00 Church Announcements 04:32 Singing Gospel on Delta Flights 19:08 Patrick Mahomes wears the same WHAT every game?! 36:19 Dear Future Wifey Podcast "Shes 43, He's 90" 50:55 KevOnStage vs. Quiet Storm
00:00 Church Announcements 08:36 Booty Patrol! 23:40 Hasan Minhaj Responds to The New Yorker 37:40 Lauryn Hill Address being Late 53:38 Missy Elliott Gets Inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 01:08:10 Ochocino is now a Keith Lee Fan
In this week's Purple Pants Podcast, it's time to roll out of October with another “Casual Tea” episode featuring co-host @Amanadwin. Join Brice and Aman as they dive into Jada Pinkett-Smith's book tour, DJ Envy's real estate saga, the latest on Rihanna's rumored tour, the city girls' buzz, and more. Expect the usual dose of positivity from Ms. Barb in “Barb's Massage,” along with the not-to-be-missed “Church Announcements” and “Freak of the Week.” Don't miss this roll-out of one month into the next—tune in for the vibrant vibes of the Purple Pants Podcast in Episode 290, because Issa Issa Issa Purple Pants Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
After a brief hiatus, Brice is thrilled to reunite with the posse for an all-new episode. This week, we're joined by the one and only @gangstagurry for “Purple Pants Premonitions,” where we dive into some spiritual exploration with Garry. Plus, @Wendellholland is here after a recent leak of his number, as he and Brice host a press conference to address the matter. As always, Ms. Barb graces us with her presence for another enlightening installment of “Barb's Message.” And, of course, what's a Purple Pants Podcast without our cherished segments of “Church Announcements” and “Freak of the Week.”Just like a caterpillar's journey to becoming a butterfly, this episode is all about transition. Tune in to experience the transformative magic of the Purple Pants Podcast in Episode 284! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
00:00 Church Announcements 02:45 Tia Mowry Let the Chopper SING!!! 21:50 Pastor says Men NEED Seggs 36:36 Kevin Gates Spits in Fan's Mouth On Stage 43:20 The Tide's Turning on Drake 01:07:00 Lady Feeds Dog Steak and Eggs
00:00 Church Announcements 07:25 Purlie Victorious 14:38 That Boy did That Thing 18:01 Waffle House Employees on Strike?! 34:55 Boyfriends Expects a Rolex after his girlfriend gets a raise 41:27 Mr. Beast Sponsors the Hornets 46:55 Kev vs Tahir 55:15 Fan calls SZA "Wack" 01:03:55 JayZ's Family Asks him for money
Brice is thrilled to return with an all-new episode for the posse! This week, Brice shares his long-awaited thoughts on the revamped cast and season of Bravo's Real Housewives of New York. He also dives into his opinions on season 4 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Ms. Brabs joins us to share a deeply personal story in this week's Barb's Message. And, of course, no podcast is complete without our "Church Announcements" and "Freak of the Week." There's a lot happening, but we're back cause Issa Issa Issa Purple Pants Podcast Episode 274! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
00:00 Church Announcements 10:15 Kirk Franklin Made Me Cry 01:01:27 Tyler Perry Upset the People 01:24:37 Cardi B + Offset Vs. Nicki Minaj's Husband
Brice is back after a rejuvenating three-day weekend with an exciting new episode. This week, he and @Amanadwin reunite to delve into the captivating Destiny's Child rumors that recently took social media by storm. Brice and Amana share inspiring insights on overcoming obstacles and not letting fear hold you back.And, of course, no episode would be complete without our beloved segments: "Church Announcements" and "Freak of the Week." The power to fulfill your destiny is in your hands, so don't miss out on the wisdom and fun cause Issa Purple Pants Podcast Episode 269. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Continuing the festivities for the Purple Pants Podcast's 4th anniversary and the launch of the 2024 Brice Izyah Zaddy Calendar. Brice is thrilled to welcome back @RobCesternino to the podcast for the official Zaddy calendar unveiling. Joining the celebration is Ms. Barb, delivering another heartfelt "Barb's Message." Of course, we couldn't do without our signature segments – "Church Announcements" and "Freak of the Week." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Welcome back to another brand-new episode ! This week, we have a special guest returning to the podcast – the BB23 runner-up, @thederekfrazier. Join Derek and Brice as they dive into their take on the first two episodes of #BB25 and discuss the season so far. Brice also gives an in-depth breakdown of Season 2 of the Netflix original series "Heart Stopper." Of course, we can't forget our classic segments: "Church Announcements" and "Freak of the Week." You're not just a houseguest, but a valued member of the posse cause Issa Issa Issa Purple Pants Podcast Episode 261! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Welcome back to a new week with the posse! Join Brice and @Amaandwin for some casual tea as they dive into The Renaissance Tour, UFO hearings, TS Maddison and Jess Hilarious feud, the Carlee Russell saga, and much more. Ms. Barb returns with another inspiring "Barb's Message." Of course, we have your favorite segments, "Church Announcements" and "Freak of the Week." Get ready to take off and I'm pilot cause with Issa Issa Issa Purple Pants Podcast Episode 260! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're back with an exciting new episode! This week, join Brice as he takes the posse on a journey through his Summer Watches. Brice delves into the captivating world of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" Season 2 on Amazon Prime Video, the much-anticipated Season 2 of "And Just Like That" on HBO MAX, and the intriguing series "I'm a Virgo" also on Amazon Prime Video. What podcast is complete without our "Church Announcements" and "Freak of the Week.” So, grab a seat, get cozy, and immerse yourself in the latest Summer Watch extravaganza, cause Issa Issa Issa Purple Pants Podcast - Episode 259! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're thrilled to have a dear friend of the show, @DearFranny, back on this week's podcast. Join Brice and Francesca as they engage in an intimate conversation about creating space, setting boundaries, being present, love, friendship, and much more. As always, Ms. Barbs makes an appearance to deliver this week's "Barb's Message." And of course, no podcast is complete without our "Church Announcements" and "Freak of The Week." So grab a seat and join us for an insightful episode of Checking In with Dear Franny on the Purple Pants Podcast! Issa Issa Issa Purple Pants Podcast Episode 258! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
00:00 Church Announcements 10:28 Titanic 30:10 Kimora Lee airs out Russell Simmons 01:10:33 There's a Christian Club in Atlanta?!
00:00 Church Announcements 01:11 NAACP IMAGE AWARD WINNER 46:24 Michael B. Jordan Reminds L'Oréal of High School Name Calling 01:00:35 Deion Sanders Recruiting Tactics
00:00 Church Announcements 03:16 New Racial Slurs?! 09:12 The Emasculation of Men Continues 28:48 Beyoncé's Ivy Park is STRUGGLING 39:18 YSL WOODY 48:29 Idris Elba ain't a BLACK actor
00:00 Church Announcements 01:40 Rihanna Bowl 24:32 We Create Usher's Superbowl Setlist 35:00 JaRule the GOAT 54:23 The Church Vs. Beyoncé