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Are you ever going to text me?This episode is running hands free.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.Murky flush."Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.Jason is unrestrained with the puns.I am a white man with hair in America.  I can do anything.Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.One name... Gilligan.  Need Jim say anymore?Lovey Howell, the sexiest Honeybee.How long does it take Joseph to binge a seven-season series?  Hint: It is a ridiculously short amount of time.Which one of Jim's favorite shows is frequently played in the background during the recording of CCR shows.

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.”Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest joke ever made.You're messing with my dog hair!Jim coins a new term for grandchildren:  Second Generation (because he is too young to be a grandpa).What terrible movie did Jason end up buying for 60 bucks because he lost the DVD from Blockbusters?Who can forget Kimbra the White Lion?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions.The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old.The Donger need food... and other offensive references makes it in the list.Nothing like celebrating Jesus' birthday with a "magic show" at zero nine-thirty.You're CRAAAAZZZZZY MAAAAAN!  Andy is freakin' 36 years old.  Let that sink in for a bit.Which actor is disliked by PETA for picking on little ponies?Did everyone get to see the cake, before we divide of this island country? 

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).She can take a punch.  She just can't take a stool.She's so tough she can beat you with one hand.  Mostly because she only has one hand.Mr. F!!!Rogue One: you can't remember anything about it, but it was great.Apologies to Milla Javovich or however you say her name.Kill Bill really missed a great opportunity of not including Raymond Burr. Jim dumps on San Antonio.Which the worst episode of The Office according to Jim?How did Alien 3 ruin Aliens in just the opening scene?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them.  May your first child be a masculine child.Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.Slappin' da bass!Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?What's a wedding without an awkward, drunken toast?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode gets a little verklempt.Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.Talk amongst yourselves.  Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt. Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack.It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time.All complaints regarding this episode should go to Jason@crispycoatedrobots.comDogs proves to be the emotional Achilles heel to guys watching movies. Which femme fatal was wrongfully omitted from the femme fatal episode? What movie does the Meeker household find entertainment in watching Jason cry?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't like taking naps.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies. I'm Joseph Johnson.  I'm an AV man.Prozac and SkittlesI misjudged you. I'm not perfect. Buy the box.The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide.The power of the ham sandwich!Oh, Bother! Why do bums have amazing hair?What does Taoism have to do with Poo? More importantly, who cares?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.But the ass is real.Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan.Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie.Jason takes offense at Joseph for taking a "dinosaur dump" on one of his selections. Sheena or Beastmaster?What do YOU mean, "you people"?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode was made by humans (sort of).In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking.Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode.It's singing.  It's not real acting.Scarlett O'Hara wouldn't have lasted through the civil war and the movie would not have been as good with Joseph and Jason's selection.Jim confesses some of his boyhood fetishes of Rita Moreno and the Muppets.The boys praise Allison Janney's great performance of a stinky mother.One of Meryl Steep's performances comes down to her ability to flinch during confrontations."Were you a failure and the one most important relationship in your life?"Why does a Walter Mathau impression come up so many times in the episode?

Are you ever going to text me?WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.Iris: it's not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. It's the Chicago Rock Way.Hey Friendo.Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees.Joseph admits that a little bullying can bring out the best in people. What actor suffered PTSD from too much cowbell?How in the hell did a Henry Fonda impression make it into this show?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.The Big Knockers come through better in black and white.Just as wrong as seeing Herman Munster in color.Jason accuses Joseph of being an anti-Dentite.Jim likes to keep his hands warm.George "The Animal" Steele.Jim makes an unsolicited plea to reconsider the value of the 1979 "Makin' It" sitcom. (Seriously, does anyone remember "Makin' It"?)Why can't a photograph like the iconic Muhammad Ali vs. Sonny Liston shot be taken today?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has armpit sweat stains.Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.Florida may be the sweatiest location to film.The Nazis had problems too.Jason has ice cubes to share with Rosie Perez.Ozzy Nelson doesn't have  brothers on his wall.Why don't more people have Peacock?What Movie Channel classic had Jim all hot and bothered in middle school?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't have a boney ass.Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.Jim's list is based on his impressions.Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's history.Somehow Halloween III makes it on to the show again.Greed is good, especially when it involves milkshakes.Good for Polio.How did this show become about the most obvious character names in movies?What is the amount of Mortimer Duke's contribution to Christmas tips?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.D'oh! Jason didn't read the text about rules for the episode.The Truth is out there, but Jim and Joseph were not interested.Did Jim do that?  Unfortunately, Jim selects the 90's Gilligan for his list.What are we going to do today, Brain?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael.Knock, Knock. Guess Who?  The Broom Brothers...Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay?What have you done for me lately, Willis?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.  Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.You're good enough and people like you.The only Analrapist makes it on the list.Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands? What movie does Jason mention that is hated by Joseph's wife.

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.This F#k'in guy!It's a fun Walking Dead.Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.Sally Struthers!!Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47.Show killer, Ted McGinley finally gets his due.Hey, hey why are the Monkeys left out of the Rocknroll Hall of Fame?Which actor is charming on the show, but a jerk in real life?

Are you ever going to text me?Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. Chalamet over Hubert? Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason) Jim and Jason are impressed with the return of Chet from Weird Science.Who voted for Ron Swanson? Is Joseph a true F1 Racing fan?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?Is the world ready for a naked gun?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.  According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.   That's not 40%.  That's 13%.  People rely on tips.Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.Energy Vampire.Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.The girl or the dog?  What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?Who is so bad in a series that Joseph refuses to say the actor's name?

Are you ever going to text me?This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Convene!A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.Joseph's favorite documentary happens share the name as Jason's brother.Which county icon was mistakenly introduced as Woody? What narrator makes any documentary great?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. Jason warns Graham Nash to stay away from marble flooring. Garbage Day! Is that how you say hello from where you are from? Why is Peter Wisdom the only one worth saving? 

Are you ever going to text me?This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.Love Brokers!!!!Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his daughter.I can't take naps.Jason explains his father's complex emotional range of anger and rage.It only makes sense to be thankful for movies that made your dad laugh.Which movie prevented Jim and Joseph from learning math in middle school?Who was bigger the Rod Stewart?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.Big, bald Nazi.Chuck Norris evented a new type of martial arts known as "Hair-Fu".Jim discovers Rocky II had a soundtrack months after seeing the movie.Are we going to Addis Ababa?Which fight scene went to the actor's favorite charity?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. What's up Doc?Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.It was a new, new hope.The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.You can't put nipples on the bat suit.Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made  Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo? 

Are you ever going to text me?This episode was 47 years old when recorded.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.Arnold Palmer. Who knew?Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.We have dinosaurs. We can win this.Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.Fidelio.Your mother sews socks that smell.Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.You can't win!  The ghost is too strong!Jim Kovacik does his one-man performance of Burnt Offerings.Psycho II, who knew?Joseph can't read, Jason can't hear, and regardless of what he says, Jim likes zombie movies. What is more scary than taking your homecoming date to Denny's?Which B-List Universal Monster was the "Willie Mays" of Jim's trading cards collection?Yep

Are you ever going to text me?This episode points and laughs.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt. It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.Jason is still trying to figure out what the hell David S. Pumpkins was about.I got a rock ... which is better than having a broken TV set.Felony or Treat?Which Rock-n-Roller was offended by Jim's recommendation of movie remakes?Why would Jason make a terrible wedding planner?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is the October surprise.Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller."No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing."  Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.President Vincent Barbarino?RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's bag. "Frustrated Jason" implores Jim to see some of his picks. "No joke!"Which of Jim's impressions becomes a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.We were Grunge before Grunge.We still don't know our E chord from a G chord.The riff was used to introduce Windows 95, so you know it's good.This is what a feminist sounds like.Starship Heart What famous opening riff did Jason decide could be skipped for his middle performance?What famous riff had Charlie Watts screaming at Keith to shut up?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.Jason laments over his broken guitar.  Just wrong.Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.It's like Showgirls without the nudity.Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Beyhive with their selections.This time basketball's gonna be different.Which singer gets a Lifetime Achievement award for bad acting?Which singer may have gotten a black eye for his terrible acting performance?

Are you ever going to text me?This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.Jim admits his penchant for women in bondageJoseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?Note from Editor: Jim is solely responsible for introducing and supporting the nomination of "THE BIG DOLLHOUSE" to this week's list.  All complaints should be addressed to him.

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!My bloody football!Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?How much is a drop kick worth?

Send us a textThis episode may give you pink eye.Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs.Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax.Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)!It's a toupee of sorts.Delivering speeches to the House of Representin'We can only dream of what it would have been like to have another Eisenhower in office.Shark Sandwich!HOAPJason admits to choosing a second weekend of seeing the Hope Diamond over a weekend of watching Indiana Jones kicking butt on a plane.Which fictional president was so good that he had no name other than The President?Which fictional presidency violates Article II of the Constitution as well as a great Beatles song?

Send us a textThis is the episode that ruins the podcast.Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies.  Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.Disco outfits make the best space gear.You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.Jim offers the implausible notion of a fresh, tan suit being sexyJason unabashedly has a Trekkie fetish.Jim demonstrates he has the "wrong stuff" when it comes to knowing what is sexy. Is being obsessed with actress, Alice Eve more of a gender marker than pronoun preferences?Which band of space pirates also served as the backup dancers in the Broadway production, Satan's Alley?

Send us a Text Message.This episode comes with Poopourri.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive.Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie.You don't have a soul if your don't cry watching Old Yeller.You also have a bad teacher if you watched Old Yeller in school.You lost Busy Bee!!!You may know him as Toto, but his real friends still called him Terry.Put me down!  I'm Walt Wizney!!Which dog is so good that he gets two names in the movie?Which celebrity feud was caused by Beasley the dog?

Send us a Text Message.Joseph may show up for this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies.10 minutes later...It's all about the nest egg.A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go.We got the Munchkins paid.Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either. Jim's "Charles Grodin" impression makes a return.Joseph claims to have had all of the other two's entries originally on his list.Joseph throws some shade on Jason's choices.Which Pixar franchise did Jason personally finance?Which famous comedian dissed Jason's mom?

Send us a Text Message.This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts.Knock, knock. Whose there?  It's the Broom Brothers.So many (crappy) pedals.Gunter, Gleiben, Glauchen, GlobenJim and Joseph remember rocking out to XTC on volume 1.Jim still has doubts about Joseph's John Taylor poster.You broke my titties.Which fire was that?What concert did Joseph confuse for being a benefit ball?

Send us a Text Message.It's back to school time!  That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts)  because on this episode you'll learn...Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school students...If you're jerk at 16 -you'll always be a jerk...That Jim can do a pretty good John Vernon impression...Why Mark Harmon's best role is causing Jim martial strife...Who is Harry Porter is...and why Jason is talking about him...Which Wes Anderson movie makes Joseph forget his hatred of "Asteroid City..."Which group of girls are meaner than "Mean Girls..."and why Jason's #5 pick is giving him PTSD.It's the best school movies with CCR!

Send us a Text Message.Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe...On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements.  To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get...Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-maligned Jerry Lewis classic "Cracking Up..."Joseph's great story on how Jason never met William Friedkin or Quentin Tarantino...The reason why network TV had to have more Winger...An explanation of why "the dude playing the doom is disguised as another doom..."Jason verifying he's still a big Didi Conn fan...Shocking evidence that proves Alan Arkin played a legendary French character in the worst film of a legendary franchise...Joseph's plans to confront a giant carrot...And, most importantly, you'll get he real reason it's called "The Nutsack Olympics!"So put on your beret and don't miss this big baguette of an episode! The French Episode!  Hawe Hawe Hawe! Au revoir Dummy See you Pari'!

How bad can Special Effects be?  Pretty Bad!On this episode, the 'bots give you some prime examples...find out...How you can rob some one with a cheap looking laser and the George "Goober" Lindsey connection...How terrible CGI turned a beloved sitcom character into a cross-eyed mess...How "Madame Web" made Jason's list (again)...Which Best Picture featured an epic Tiger fail...Why Yaphet Kotto's James Bond bad guy was turned into a balloon...Which Star Wars character Han Solo could walk through...Which 0% Rotten Tomatoes movie should have stayed in the garbage...and more!It's the top five bad special effects from movies and tv on Episode #231 of Crispy Coated Robots!

Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo!Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV!You'll find out...Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked...Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke...Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination...Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial Doork...Why Jim loves Jerry's worst/best movie...How "TV Magic Cards" got so popular in the 70's...Why Willard Scott wore a paper cup on his nose...And much, much more!  Which buffoons will make the top five list for the future?! Listen in for some serious clown talk with CCR!

This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode.Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job.Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop.Look at me.  Are you looking at me?Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but he definitely remembers Sean Penn's bad hair styles.  John Doe may have the upper hand, but Jim has another Morgan Freeman impression.Ghandi is frightening.Jason struggles with the definition of one-last job by offering a job that is followed by two more jobs.Why can't Joseph stand the Heat?Does Con-Air have the best ensemble ever assembled?

This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.Newman was never the same again.Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.Be careful of the sexy androids.A bullwhip, meow!Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan. Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensive "Bond Girl" names.Which actor makes Casey Affleck look smart.Before flubber and his three sons, which femme fatale did Fred McMurry have to worry about?

This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.GFD - a bad idea fully realized.Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating.10 minutes for 10 bucks.Roller Skates + Cocaine = XanaduThe Warriors come out to play and skate to the disco version of "Under My Thumb".Heaven's Gate Ad: Give us 3 hours and a chance.(B-listers + old timers + cocaine + skating) - Erik Estrada singing "Celebration" = CHiPs Roller Disco extravaganza.Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?Who forgot the flowers and why did it make such a funny movie ending?

This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic.Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list.Daddy, Daughter Day: An awkward parental rite of passage."Serenity Now!"Cliff Huxtable should have been on the list. (Do you remember Sondra? )What TV Dad scarred Jason from using a razor as a boy?

This episode is a little lonely and bitter.Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a messageJoseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude.Which iconic western star ended his career on a coin operated horse ride?What actor is cast as being "old" who is nearly the same age as the bots?

This episode nearly bares it all.Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible.The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time.Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star Trek film.Joseph likes train.The boys almost get away with this episode without sounding creepy.Lose your pants or lose your life?Why does Jason avoid standing body of water?

This episode has a nice swoop.Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb through some of the most impactful hairstyles in movies.Joseph is shocked (and stunned) by Sean Penn's Jewfro.Updo - when they go down Jim goes up.Dreadlocks, Cornrows, and the stickiest hair gel.  Oh my!Let your Soul GloJason mentions GI Jane without being slapped.Jim refuses to take the voyage and go beyond the second movie of Star Trek?Which movie starring Mia Farrow introduced the haircut from hell?Which bot has been confused for an old lesbian?

This episode has been replaced by AIJason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.You old poop!Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression.I betta call my muther!Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job.Why is it bad to drink Coke while working for Pepsi?Which movie had Jim and Joseph feeling conspicuously white?