Drum Circle Jerk

We welcome back to the show our friend and unofficial Australia correspondent, @jonomilo - AKA CryBaby (Sleep). We open with some Australia talk including the Australian diaspora, drugs in Australia, Aimee Terese takes, COVID protests, and much more. We also discuss daylight savings, Nicki Minaj's cousin's testicles, more Vin Diesel talk, the Metaverse, and Joe Budden's sexuality. We also discuss the Astroworld tragedy which was not embroiled in the satanic cult discussion yet so we apologize for not talking about that. We end with a discussion of Moby's tool status and Alec Baldwin killing people on movie sets. donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We open with a discussion of Virtual Youtubing before getting into the recent 6Buzz Controversy, Brice's rant about it and Sophia's recent Blog TO superfan badge. We also discuss Flyy Soulja, NekoLul, and our hot takes about HBO's Succession. We end with the Toronto Life article about the rich boomer who is crying about selling his home before it tripled in value throughout the pandemic. Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Brice and Eytan fly solo to do something special for all the EDM listening DCJ fans. They go through the top songs on Beatport by the top 100 DJs according to DJ Mag's annual poll.  donate and access bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We discuss tokenizing indigenous people on Truth and Reconciliation day, Hotep youth groups, Hockey's colonial history, and Boiler Room politics. We also talk about driving tests and “I Think You Should Leave”. This episode is exclusive to our Patreon which you can access by donating here: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

The trio is back! We discuss laneway housing, golden steaks, and a lengthy poop discussion. We also retell our recent friend birthday outing which included an awkward Zionist and an Instagram influencer. We end with a little trip down memory lane reminiscing about defunct venues in Toronto. 2nd half of this episode will on on Patreon next week.  Donate at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We welcome Marino (@marinogreco) and Eric (@ES_Wickham) from the amazing Big Shiny Takes podcast (@bigshinytakes). Apologies for the raw audio as we decided to record outside in the beautiful Toronto Weather. We do our best promoting the Harbinger Media Network in the context of a DCJ episode as well as Sophia's tweet making it onto Hasan Piker's Twitch stream before getting into some big election related discussion. We discuss the Justin Trudeau daddy complex, sexualizing our candidates, Maxime Bernier's shirts, Uber and the Conservative Party's romance and cheap Christmas. Highlights include Mario Grecko, Marino's evil twin / Vaughan PPC candidate, and the semen retention soldier PPC candidate from New Brunswick. We also get into the unlawful arrests at the ESN press conference and the anti-mask protests where seemingly no one is getting arrested.  https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

The podcast you've all been waiting for. Our labour day gift for you. Over two hours of three white dudes discussing the merits of “Donda” and “Certified Lover Boy”, the two genders. We are blessed to be joined by GRIFT / SHOP (@GRIFTSH0P) who allows god to breath into our discussion. We talk about the Drake vs. Kanye beef, having Dinner with Jay-Z or 500K, and compare the two albums. We also discuss the corporatization of entertainment news and criticism, Toronto as a fuckboy city, and Kanye's MAGA stint support us at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod and buy some Grift gear at https://grift.shop

We discuss FASD, jogging drunk, and long island ice tea before mainlining politics by getting into the Taliban's stance on COVID-19 and Erin O'Toole's stance on poppers. We also discuss everyone's favourite right-wing news outlet, 6ixbuzz, and Trudeau's “She-Cession”. We end of with a discussion of OnlyFans and Rachel Dolezal. We recorded this episode the other week and as the discourse went on it seemed like we were very wrong about the OnlyFans situation but everything came full circle and now we are very right. DCJ is Nostradamus. donate at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We talk about the sour beer and natural wine craze, Sophia's adventures in France with her mom, comparing the French with Quebecers, hot takes about Afghanistan, Wiccans vs. the Taliban, ADHD online, and the upcoming 9/11 anniversary. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

The second part of our “Passion of the Christ” episode with Pablo (@henessewilliams). We discuss the rest of the film, Jim Caviezel, the controversies surrounding the movie, and the upcoming sequel. Find out if Eytan really does end up apologizing on behalf of the Jews for killing Christ. Get the full episode by subscribing for only $3 Canadian at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We randomly talk about the mixtape trailer voice guy and Fetty Wap before the main event. The very random and very long Passion of the Christ episode with Pablo (@henessewilliams). We don't want to spoil the movie for you if you haven't seen it so dive right into the suffering with us and make sure to repent when you're done. Part 2 of this episode will be available on patreon.com/dcjpod.

A bit more nu-metal and Woodstock '99 talk before getting into a big Kanye West discussion, more #BuckBreaking talk, Leonard Cohen's Kanye poem, Donald Sterling, and Quebec food slang. In the second half we discuss the militarized police response to homeless people in Toronto and John Tory's complete aversion to helping poor people in this city. We also talk about the account who resents his mother for giving him 100,000 dollars, banning pickup trucks, Twitter Zoophilia, and the FritoLay protest. Listen to the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Brice micro-dosed acid so we talk about that before getting into nudity laws in Toronto, “African as an experience” tweet, Tariq Nasheed's #buckbreaking, and Mike Meyers before discussing podcasting as an Olympic sports and other Olympics related topics. We also talk about Eytan's karate experience as a child, Kid Rock, and Bezos going to space before we end with ancient Greece as an incel paradise. The 2nd hour from this session will be on our Patreon later this week. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Our breakdown of Christopher Nolan's "Tenet" - backwards vs. forwards, Opposite Day (The Movie) etc. etc.  Brice and Eytan discuss all the important questions with guests Pablo (@henessewilliams) and Cliff (@blntdlx).  Donate at https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod for more bonus episodes!

For our 100th episode we got wasted and watched Youtube. We first discuss a bit of Ontario lockdown and cum socks before we literally watch Youtube and react. Highlights include the Porky Pig rap, sexy sax man, Rob Ford highlights, and Australian man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT. This one is a riot aka we get drunk. Many random conversations ensue. Bonus episodes for $2 Canadian, that's like a penny in American: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

A preview of our exclusive Patreon content for the week. We talk a little bit more about Sophia's South American vacation before getting into a variety of topics including: Sha'Carri Richardson, morbid Reddit, Mexican Hooters, Kevin Gates's semen retention, Oli London's Korean transition, and William Knight. You can listen to the full episode and other bonus content for only $2 Canadian, which is like a penny in the states. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Sophia is back! We discuss Sophia's vacation bowel movements, cancelling French food, Narcos Reddit, 2nd vaccine dose hangover, the heat dome, and street library theft. We then lose connection and continue our conversation the next day. We discuss bisexual lighting, Sicario 2, and a big discussion about Tinder District's latest hike related date commentary. We end with that Q-Anon style #defundthecbc twitter weirdos. We're back to our regular schedule after a bit of a break, more non-Fast and Furious Patreon content coming this month: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Yes, we are still covering the Fast Saga. No Sophia because she's travelling so we are taking over and never talking about the topics you enjoy hearing us discuss ever again. It's Fast & Furious from here on out until Soph returns and we have Evan (@MacDonaldTweets) from @KinoLefter to help us. We first discuss Kino Lefter's similar deep dive into the original “The Planet of the Apes” before getting into the 7th instalment of our favourite street racing meets espionage franchise. Topics include Iggy Azalea and Ronda Rousey's performances, fight contracts, CGI Paul Walker and conspiracy theories surrounding his death. Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod Follow Evan at @MacDonaldTweets and Kino Lefter at @KinoLefter

We discuss the 6th entry in the Fast Saga. Yes, we are still doing this. Partially due to Sophia's absence as she lives her vacation influencer lifestyle but also because we were going to talk about other topics but Brice and Eytan love these movies so much they only cover the film. We breakdown the movie's anti-british plot, absolutely terrible soundtrack, and the superhero franchise veneer this franchise has bestowed upon itself to extend its relevance. We also discuss Gina Carano's presence, Gal Gadot's death, and the off screen politics of these two ghouls.  Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We are unlocking our first bonus episode from our Patreon. Part 1 of this episode is available for free in our feed, scroll all the way back to January. For this very special episode 69 two parter, we catch up with Sophie (@bingodaddyy) and Ev (@milfnokids) from Dumb Bitch Media (@dumbbitchmedia). Part 2 - we discuss how Air Canada hired influencers to promote air travel during the pandemic, water polo, white girls boss mahjong, IDF comedy classes, Zionist Terfs, and bisexuals coming out. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

WELCOME TO BRASIL, La Familia! Continuing our "Fast Saga" review series - we are now discuss the 5th entry, “Fast Five”, with Abdul Malik. We discuss the red conning of Tokyo Drift into the timeline, Chris Morgan as a screenwriter, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s sweaty body and his meal plan, Vin Diesel’s D&D love, “Danza Kuduro”, and various interesting facts about “the greatest film of the post-human era”. You can listen to the entirety of this episode and other bonus episodes on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod You can follow Abdul on Twitter @socialistraptor as well as his podcast @offcourtpod which he hosts with our very own Eytan.

We have Abdul back in the jerk to discuss a variety of topics including cold brew, Indian reply guys, random Kim Dotcom discussion, man who bought pizza with crypto, the Free Palestine low rider, is matzah a cracker discourse, and the artist to fascist pipeline. We end off with a deep dive into the most unhinged online ESL handout resource that Abdul happens to find while we record. You can find the handouts we are discussing in the order they are mentioned below: shorturl.at/vAGN7 shorturl.at/lvxAF shorturl.at/aqGTV shorturl.at/sOTZ4 shorturl.at/oLSVZ The second half of this episode where we discuss Fast Five will be available on our Patreon this weekend: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod You can follow Abdul on Twitter @socialistraptor as well as his podcast @offcourtpod which he hosts with our very own Eytan.

Sophia is in the Bahamas so we catch up on her vacation and the Amish family she beefed with on her flight before getting into MS-13 style Westworld, gaming the birthright system, and "nose jobs are racist". Eytan rants about a run in with a non-mask-wearer in a Toronto condo before we discuss Israel’s biggest exports outside of zionism and the recent Mary Brown’s Raptors campaign. Donate and access bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Our long awaited episode on the 4th instalment of the best film franchise ever, “Fast and Furious” (2009). We brought on our latin correspondent Pablo (@henessewilliams) to explain to us the franchise’s new focus on the South American community as its primary audience and why Vin Diesel thinks he’s Latino. We also discuss Letty’s poweress, the film’s overall rebrand, Paul Walker’s acting, car battles, and Gal Gadot (what a coincidence). This episode is exclusively on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

No Sophia for a bit so we got Pablo (@henessewilliams) back in the circle jerk. Brice and Eytan play with their Zoom settings and randomly discuss the movie "Mank" while Pablo sets up his audio. Then we get into it starting with Palestine, bullying zionists online, IDF TikTokers, Bill Maher got COVID, Berri Weiss's tweet, and Greta Thunberg is on both sides before getting into the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez reunion which leads into a lengthy “Gigli” talk. The second half of this episode where we discuss 2009's "Fast and Furious" will be on our Patreon later this week: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We’re an almost fully vaccinated podcast! That’s huge in Canada. We discuss that as well as Woodbridge as the New Jersey of Toronto, vaccine side effects bitching, non-essential item ban, cringe millennial vaccine tweet, Canada quarantine hotels and vaccine hesitancy, gofundme grifts, gentrified Toronto milkman, Melinda and Bill Gates, and Smol Bean Jimmy Carter. Donate to our Patreon and unlock bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Continuing our Fast and Furious movie series, we invited Clay (@gaysex420) from WHO UP? (@whouppod) to breakdown the third and very important entry, “Tokyo Drift”. We discuss the movie’s plot, its place in culture as well as the FF chronology, and the “Japanese” love interest. We also discuss Nos energy drink, Biden’s menthol ban, male Instacart shoppers, Hinge’s race and hotness filter, the Teriyaki Boyz, and the 35 girlfriends Japanese man. You can listen to our first episode about the first two movies on our Patreon as well as other great bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

This is a Patreon preview of the first episode of the most important movie related podcast series ever - we are going to watch every single Fast and Furious franchise entry leading up to the 9th instalment. For this inaugural episode we start with both “The Fast and The Furious” (2001) and “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003). Tokyo Drift will be getting its own episode (on the free channel) very soon and then we will get into whatever the fuck happened to these movies from that point on, but first we discuss its humble beginning in the early aughts.  subscribe: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We cold open with a random body hair discussion before getting into a philosophical debate about online personas and social media influencers. We then get into the B"DSM / Slaaneshi aesthetic" tweet, 90’s and 2000’s cinema glory, the dieting as eugenics tweet, Mississauga anti-masker gym, Doug Ford’s continuous bullshit, and Ontario sick days. 

Ontario has us going full joker. We discuss vaccine twitter alerts, boomer vaccine shopping as well as the boomer agenda in general, ontario police state, Doug Ford’s idiocy, and the potential Quebecois vaccine Robin Hood. To try and lighten the mood we discuss feminine europa going private and the first case of triple dick syndrome. Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We discuss Canada’s vaccine rollout, "buggering", revist "Race 2 Dinner", Ontario's new lockdown and concert stream ban before getting into Intel’s "bleep" bigotry filter and wine alcoholism.  We also all watched "Don’t Mess with the Zohan" so we break that down as well as other Adam Sandler movies. We end with a reading about Zebulon Vance, the southern white supremacist who loved jews.  donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

This is a preview of the extra 45 minutes of Patreon exclusive content from our episode with Mike @olivesagan. We talk more Chet Hanks, 90’s movies, “Don’t Mess with the Zohan”, working from home, weed talk, Jews for Jesus, Israel’s relationship with Orthodox people, and end with a discussion of Christian video games like Captain Bible and the Dome of Darkness. donate and access to this bonus episode and more extra content: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod Follow Mike's podcast at @FromBeyondPod

This week we invite Mike (@olivesagan) to the circle jerk. We discuss dreaming of cancellations, bald people discourse, White Boy Summer, "Rush Hour" as praxis, Evergreen bimbofication, dad bods, and are people on the right happier? We end with a depressing discussion of Ontario's COVID mess. An extra 45 minute of this episode will be on our Patreon! Donate and access to the episodes and more bonus content right here: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod Follow Mike's podcast at @FromBeyondPod

For a special bonus episode, we invited Kelton (@sexconfetti) and grift / shop (@GRIFTSH0P) from the "Garbage In, Garbage Out" Podcast (@GIGOpodcast) to breakdown the latest cinematic achievement by Zack Snyder - his completely unnecessary 4 hour cut of Justice League that was dropped onto our HBO streaming service. We explore everything from Snyder's overall filmography to Gal Gadot's terrible acting, superhero culture as a whole, and the #releasethesnydercut bros that have infected the internet.  Aside from the film we discuss the creation of our guests' podcast, Kelton’s stint in jail, the virginity graph, Eytan's list of Jacked Directors, Buffy as a feminist manifesto, and "Caged Ladies" - an inmate dating site.  donate and access to bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We welcome back the multi-talented DJ, twitter beef and meme expert - Aloiso aka He Valencia aka moma.ps5 aka @extinctdaemon. We discuss a variety of topics including the politics of Marvel's Black Panther, gentrification in New York, Toronto patois, French secularism, post-leftism, and Third Position politics. We end with a roast of art filmmaker and actual racist, homophobe, anti-semite piece of shit - Vincent Gallo.  You can follow Aloiso and check out their mixes below: https://www.instagram.com/moma.ps5 https://twitter.com/extinctdaemon https://soundcloud.com/he_valencia Donate to our Patreon and get access to bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

The main event for this month's premium episode is HBO’s Allen V. Farrow documentary series which all 3 of us watched in its entirety. We break down the show as well as other details regarding the investigation, all the Hollywood fucks who kept working with Allen, and the trauma porn economy at large.   We also discuss finance bros, more NFT talk, the Oscars, the bamboo ceiling, Irish TikTok girl in Paris, Bill Burr at the Grammys, and how people are still arguing about interracial relationships.   Listen in full by becoming a Patreon member: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

This week we have Jono Milo from the Cry Baby Sleep podcast. No Sophia this episode due to technical issues but we discuss a whole bunch of topics including COVID in Australia (where Jono is living right now), psy trance fire sticks, NFTs, America's latest minimum wage vote, desexualizing Lola Bunny, Allen vs. Farrow on HBO, and Facebook vs. Australia.  You can find Jono's podcast and channels here: https://linktr.ee/jonomilo Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We welcome Clay from the WHO UP? Podcast (@whouppod). Clay was recently permanently suspended from Twitter so we open the podcast by paying our respects to our fallen comrade. After some obligatory Minnesota and Heroin talk, we answer several important questions including: is complimenting women's intelligence sexist? Is summer camp Jewish? is Joe Biden bad? is Hockey Racist? and why did they cut off Mr. Potato head's penis? After thanking the official Oreo accounting for acknowledging Trans peoples' existence, we end the episode with the East York boomers who are protesting a homeless shelter set to replace their beloved parking lot.  Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Alternative title: Le Mot N Part 2 We discuss buying Cocaine in Alberta, Montreal's latest N word crossword answer, Cow Math and the BMI Scale, derogatory terms for Greeks, Ella Ehmoff’s sweaters, the Ontario stay at home order extension, Cruella, and Gay Burgers.  Donate and listen to bonus episode at www.patreon.com/dcjpod

This is a preview of the 2nd half of episode 75 which is exclusively streaming on our Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod We discuss AOC and the Capitol Hill trauma session, Super Bowl preview (a week later, real special for you), Ontario reopening, mandatory $2K travel quarantine, and clubhouse shaming.  We end with a discussion of Chrissy Teigen’s latest Twitter bullshit.

We open with a little internet in Canada talk that perfectly segways into "Bell Let’s Talk" Talk. Sophia tells us about her cancellation dream and then we discuss her latest hike, online cat defenders, and Kim Anami's “Kung-Fu Vagina”.  The second half of this episode will be on Patreon this Friday. We will be discussing AOC and the Capitol Hill trauma session, a very late Super Bowl preview, mandatory $2K quarantine, and clubhouse shaming. We end with a discussion of Chrissy Teigen’s latest Twitter bullshit. https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Our breakdown of Christopher Nolan's Tenet - backwards vs. forwards, Opposite Day (The Movie) etc.   Brice and Eytan discuss all the important questions with guests Pablo (@henessewilliams) and Cliff (@blntdlx).   This episode is streaming exclusively on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We welcome Cliff (@blntdlx) and Pablo (@henessewilliams) to the Jerk. We talk a little bit of "Tenet", the stonks going up, Black Israelite LLCs, and Mexican Blockbuster. A good chunk of the episode is dedicated to a deep dive on the Commander Gazi, Colonizer Anne Frank video, after which we discuss Danny Green’s legendary holocaust instagram post, Rob Ford memories, and "secularism is colonialism" Our full breakdown of "Tenet" with Cliff and Pablo will be out on Patreon at the end of the week: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Why are zoomers so repressed? Why are libs so horny for centrist politicians? Do we all just need a new imaginary friend? We invite Dahlia @SaintKnives back to the jerk to answer those questions and more! We discuss Bernie sitting, Mindy Kaling's inauguration tweet, Kamala’s stupid step-daughter, Hunter Biden erasure, the return of cringe, a very random Michael Jackson discussion, and eulogizing Trump's presidency.  Donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

Brice, Eytan and Sophia discuss sea shanties, transracial twitter, white veganism, Chrissy Teigen’s horse journey, and a bit more on the capitol hill insanity. We also read about how the Covid vaccine makes you gay (says Israeli Rabbi), debate if Tik Tok and Netflix are culture, dunk on John Torry’s "stay home" tweet, and rant for a while about influencers and politicians vacationing during the pandemic. Donate to our Patreon to support the show and unlock exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

For a very special episode 69 we catch up with Sophie (@bingodaddyy) and Ev (@milfnokids) from @DumbBitchMedia. You can find the first half of this episode released for free last week and the second half of this episode on our Patreon for the cheap price of $2: patreon.com/dcjpod We discuss how Air Canada hired influencers to promote air travel during the pandemic, water polo, white girls boss mahjong, IDF comedy classes, Zionist Terfs, and bisexuals coming out. follow Dumb Bitch Media on Twitter @dumbbitchmedia donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

For a very special episode 69 we catch up with Sophie (@bingodaddyy) and Ev (@milfnokids) from Dumb Bitch Media. We discuss Kim & Kanye, Ottawa COVID socializing, Tinder catfishing, storming Capitol Hill, the Weeknd’s face, and non-essential vacationing. You can find the second half of this episode on our Patreon: patreon.com/dcjpod In the second half we discuss how Air Canada hired influencers to promote air travel during the pandemic, water polo, white girls boss mahjong, IDF comedy classes, Zionist Terfs, and bisexuals coming out. follow Dumb Bitch Media on Twitter @dumbbitchmedia donate and bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We're back after a long holiday break (donate to our patreon and it will never happen again!). Brice and Eytan open the podcast with their Ubereats biker woes. The whole crew discusses COVID brain damage, black finance twitter, bullshit panels for content creators, Britain as the country of L’s, neo-segregation twitter, portable home saunas, and Rod Phillips' secret christmas vacation. We end with the 2020 takes of the year.  Donate: https://www.patreon.com/dcjpod

We present to you a special Sopranos Christmas episode discussion with the legend, Tony Simprano (@Tony_simp_rano). In all honesty, the majority of this episode is spent discussing much more important matters including: Merrick's "Socdem followers", Baltimore’s children book scamming mayor, the "parents are tyrants" tweet and Laura Loomer’s photo with gun girl. We also discuss Red Scare as a working class podcast, cottage core outrage, and our new idea for the Korean government: K-Pods (Korean Podcasts). 

For this special movie episode we review Ron Howard's Netflix drama, "Hillbilly Elegy". We highly recommend reading a synopsis on the movie before listening as we give no context and just proceed to complain about everything that makes it terrible. We also discuss Christmas, the stupid superhero shared mythology tweet, the Peggy Gou controversy, Israel has contact with aliens, and culled Covid-19 minks in Denmark. 

We welcome a very special guest to the circle jerk - the multi-talented DJ, twitter beef and meme expert - Aloiso aka He Valencia aka moma.ps5 aka @extinctdaemon. We discuss the difference between Americans and Canadians, the black vs. non-black phenomenon, Merrick’s farmer strike tweet, BLM and woke culture in the DJ world, Parasite TikTok girl, decolonizing through cooking, Adolf Hitler’s historic win in Namibia, twitter cultural appropriation arguments, and the U.K. as a TERF factory.  You can follow Aloiso and check out their mixes below: https://www.instagram.com/moma.ps5 https://twitter.com/extinctdaemon https://soundcloud.com/he_valencia