House of Fic

This is not the Sonic episode, but instead your two favorite boys shoot the doo doo about some other stuff. We honor Steve Irwin, Logan and Gambit eat gumbo, and Foggy Nelson has sex with Bigfoot

Ryan is curiously absent, but it's okay because two very funny people who are frequent performers at Good Good Comedy Theater join me in his stead to read original works. A Kpop star pursues a love interest with a minion, the cast of Friends suffers a tragedy, and Frasier finds himself confronted with a troubled visitor

The boys finally cover the grand finale to the most recent Star Wars trilogy, and weigh it against some of the international interpretations that were inspired by the original trilogy Movies include: Brazillian Star Wars (os trapalhões na guerra dos planetas) Turkish Star Wars (Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam) Starcrash

After a long but much needed break, the Devin and Ryan are back and ready to talk shop. Two time travelers cross paths, and the Mandalorian drags himself across the desert

The House of Fic gets a pair of wheels and heads into Philadelphia to attend the Keystone Comic Con to shake hands and kiss babies. Interviews are conducted, products were purchased. Later, Devin reads a passage from another uncovered elementary school fiction

There are some technical difficulties on this one, but between all the trouble you can hear Devin recount his adventure to France, and get excited for our upcoming trip to the Keystone Comic Con. Ryan races his phone battery to the end and manages to fire off a Blade story, and a Doctor Strange story. Devin reads an excerpt from a fan gift, and a Doctor Strange story of his own

This week we take a respite from fan fiction and dip into similar territory by visiting the mockbuster E.T. ripoff Nukie. As a movie snack, we also enjoy some buffalo chicken wing and wasabi flavored Oreos

Musician and House of Fic Canadian ambassador Jesse Locke of the bands Chandra and Tough Age joins us to discuss the seminal Freaks and Geeks. We get an internal monologue of Lindsay Weir's decision making in the finale, Shrek responds to a dubstep incantation, and Morgoth consults Marie Kondo to decide if the Silmaril sparks joy

We took a week off and we are much better for it! The fan fiction is still here and golly is it interesting. We visit the Star Wars universe where a young padawan Spiderman tries to come up with an innovative use for his lightsaber crystal. Mickey Mouse also finds some incentive to slaughter his coworkers thanks to an offer from the king of the underworld, Hades.

Your two hosts are once again guestless, but there is much to discuss. We've seen some prequels, and George Of The Jungle. We have a poetry reading that honors the King of the Monsters, Batman hunts down some menacing vampires, and Aladdin's carpet shows it's true affections

It's our one year anniversary! We reflect a bit on how the last year has come along, and what's up next. We also reflect on the controversial ending to Game of Thrones. For storytime, it's an anniversary of sorts for Luigi as he celebrates his birthday, and Captain James T. Kirk is jealous that the ship cat is getting more Spock lap time than he is. 

Devin and Ryan are your only two hosts on this weeks episode, there is a lot to catch up on. What did Ryan think of Avengers End Game? Game of Thrones is still frustrating, and we recap our experience at the Great Philadelphia Comic Con. Our stories of the day are a tale in which Optimus Prime gives birth doggy style, and we continue Mario's pizza restaurant, with an end nearing

Your friendly hosts took the trip of a lifetime to the Great Philadelphia Comic Con. We had the opportunity to speak with some great people, including Doctor Octopus, a bunch of spider people, and Jorgan Von Strangle.  

We prepare for the biggest television event of the decade by finally tackling Game of Thrones. We misremember many details about the franchise as Sansa and Arya prepare for a house party, Tormund recalls Jon's reanimation, and the Night's King demonstrates resurrection to Bucky Barnes

Darling of Philadelphia Cody Ryan joins us on the show for a special back to back episode. Moltar gives Brak a bath, Manute Bol and Sasha Gray save a forest, and we check in on Mario's pizza shop

We celebrate St. Patricks day with some appropriate fictions after our long hiatus. The Leprechaun from the movie franchise Leprechaun blackmails a pirate, and some Transformers pinch each other

Show favorite Michael Karstetter joins us on the program once again to discuss this years Oscar nominees. In the spirit of the silver screen we tackle some films of our own. We watched a Power Rangers film starring James Vanderbeek entitled Power/Ranger, as well as an obscure E.T. sequel called E.ternally T.ogether

Join the House of Fic as we process all the excitement from the big game. Tom Brady finds a rude cereal, Spongebob eats a few things, and Hellboy wrestles The Undertaker

This week the boys grab some snacks from the lobby and head to the silver screen. We watch Sonic by Blue Core Studios, and Spawn: Recall. Can Spawn redeem his poor 1997 effort? Does this Sonic film give us any hope for the 2019 feature release?

The boys keep rolling in the new year by revisiting our old friend Mario at his failing pizza shop. Also Crash Bandicoot finds himself in a steamy affair, and the feuding hosts of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune realize they may not be enemies after all. We also have an announcement

Happy New Year everybody. The House of Fic opens up it's theater and the boys read some fan fiction screenplays. We visit the USS Enterprise, as Dr. McCoy tries to protect his daughter from Kirk's advances. We also travel to a galaxy far far away where Emperor Palpatine is played by Adam Sandler

The House of Fic is celebrating Christmas this week, so naturally we have some yuletide tales to honor the holiday. The members of the rock band Kasabian have a sweet Christmas costume goofaround, Mr. Krabs gets Christmas Carole'd, and Chester Cheetah makes the holiday special for Pauly Shore from the Goofy movie

Ambassador to the House of Fic Patrick McCarthy makes a record fourth appearance to discuss the recently released Smash Brothers Ultimate, and treat us to a story with Zero Suit Samus, and later, PewDiePie. We also read a short Minecraft story written by an 8 year old, and Wario is a dead beat dad

This week at the House of Fic, Jughead goes on a journey to find his true father, and Devin reads an original story written by himself from the third grade about the Headless Horseman. Later, Spongebob scares a viewer, and Jerry the Mouse eats a Gumball

Your two hosts celebrate the hallowed festival of Cyber Monday but fighting off some Cyber-Men with the help of The Avengers. Spiderman also finds himself across the pond in another story, and eavesdrops on some scheming wizards. Two famous and talented musicians fight over the love of Skeletor

Accomplished author and funnyman Mark Macyk joins us this week on the show where we break a few rules. We navigate the complicated lovesick world of a post-grown up Rugrats, Pikachu is sick and needs an unconventional treatment, and Mario tries to get a break from his hit restaurant, with unintended results

Friend of the show Greg Caliguri returns to the show for a special rock show pregame episode. We take you on a journey where the reader takes Joey Ramone home for Thanksgiving, Sonic finds himself in Nazi Germany, and we go multilingual with a translated reading of the lyrics of All Star by Smash Mouth

We wrap up Frightscareberfest on a rare five episode month. We find out what it would be like to kiss Jack Skellington, some Real Monsters accidentally witness human intimacy, and we read an actual definitely Hocus Pocus story. The last night of terror is here, can you make it out of the House of Fic with your sanity intact?

Pat stands in for Ryan this week to read a bit of fic. Scrappy Doo exacts revenge, Casper warms his ghostly heart, and two alleged interdimensional wanderers find love in each other. And, A House of Fic first, we wrap this episode up... with a rap!

Frightscareberfest continues as Emma Bowers joins us on the show to share with us her expertise. Solid Snake of metal gear fame takes his name quite literally, Sonic and the gang have to protect Hyrule Castle from an unnamed assailant, and Bart Simpson finds himself in peril with an old foe

Ryan is back from his brief hiatus as the terrifying Frightscareberfest continues. We explore how Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor enjoys Halloween in his household, and a recently deceased man finds some post-mortem pleasure. We also read the long awaited fourth installment of Mario's Pizza. See what horrors lie in the House of Fic!

The House endures another week without Ryan. Helping us get through his absence is the extremely talented cosplayer Babs Butcher and terrific all around guy Greg Caliguri. We get Frightscareberfest underway with a story about Harry Dresden warding off some haunted horses, Ed Edd and Eddy meets Charmed, and a young Michael Myers meets Freddy Krueger. Put on a hot cup of spider cider, it's Halloween season folks

Ryan has the week off so Devin is joined by two terrific guests to try and fill his shoes. We have a bit of a fright as we try to prepare for the coming month of horror as Ned Flanders is haunted by Needles Kane, and Lightning Steve McQueen is lured into danger by Pennywise the clown. Doug Funnie finds himself going through puberty, with mixed results. We also have some sweetness this week as the Bluth boys from Arrested Development have a lovely camping getaway, and Jabba the Hutt falls in love with Mary Poppins. It's an extra packed week at the House of Fic!

In honor of Spider-man's return to video game greatness, the boys read a story in which Spider-man is eaten by Thanos. We also hear wedding bells, as Donkey leaves Shrek's swamp to marry Hi-5 from the emoji movie. Weddings aren't for everyone however, as the cast from Stranger Things has a bit more trouble enjoying their own matrimony

It's time to revisit some old stories this week on the House of Fic. We have the thrilling conclusion to the Parks & Rec Hunger Games, as well as the third chapter of Mario's pizza restaurant. We also decide to bite the bullet and get crass, Hank Hill makes a return to the show and gets steamy on the USS Enterprise. Shrek gets two eerily similar visits to his swamp

Evan Cross joins us on the show a bit late to capitalize on the recent WWE SummerSlam, but never too late to talk wrestling in general. We cover plenty of generations of wrestling as Bret "Hitman" Hart has a not so good day, The Hardy Boyz feud over some Skittles, and a cast of wrestling stars and others play a game of Dungeons & Dragons. We also cleanse the palette with as Dean Ambrose shares a moment of humanity with his fellow Shield members. DING DING DING

The boys go guestless this week, but make up for it in two parters and cliff hangers. Sabrina The Teenage Witch sacrifices herself to save her beloved mother, and the odds are forever in favor of Pawnee as the beloved cast of Parks and Recreation takes part in the Hunger Games. We also have a heartwarming tale of Spyro and Mario discussing their futures, and what they want to be when they grow up.

Michael Karstetter of twitter fame joins us on a very important episode of House of Fic where we revisit an old story. We check in on Mario's dubious pizza operation, and while we discuss food, we visit a world where a godlike Guy Fieri wages guerilla warfare against a megalomaniacal Bobby Flay. Mike tells a story in which Batman gets in touch with his maternal side to nurse a giant monster with the help of his rival Mr. Freeze

Our very special guest Jeremy Hammond from the podcast Ballin' Out Super joins us this week to talk mostly about the Dragon Ball franchise. There's tons of crossovers and twists and turns in this episode, as many of the Z fighters find new foes, and in one case, love. Also in sticking with the theme of Dragons, Hagrid has a request for Hogwarts

From the house guest book, beloved guest Patrick returns to celebrate our tenth episode. We touch upon Rick & Morty, and John McClane from Die Hard finds himself on an inhospitable island. We also unpack the recent social media misadventures of Butch Hartman, and Zack Morris orders a destined pizza one lonely night

It's a pizza party this week at the House of Fic, as Mario tries poorly to run his own pizzeria. Curious George gets his revenge, and The Fonz himself is called upon to help fix the Stargate. In keeping with the theme of food available via delivery, we also visit the cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force as they get violent. Come on in, the pizza is hot and we'll melt your heart like mozzarella cheese

This week we're proud to have an excellent guest, our friend Jason. Please listen as we channel the spookiness of Friday the 13th by reading a story from Saw, in which Prime Day Jeff Bezos has a difficult decision to make. Also, Master Chief and Kirby become friends, Sonic hosts his own version of Double Dare, and Joey Tribbiani finds himself king. We wrap up with a heartwarming ficlet from Sherlock.

A very happy birthday to the United States of America. On this special Independence Day episode we cover a cautionary tale of Sonic the Hedgehog experimenting with fireworks, a PSA from Snow Job of G.I Joe, and Captain America gets hitched. We also get a little scary with a monster from the world of Buffy The Vampire Slayer

This one is a doozy. Our longest episode to date features some bizarre stories, as we explore the origins of Tommy Gunn and his similarities to Charlie Bucket, and we revisit The Big Bang Theory when Sheldon gets a fright from his toys. Elsewhere, Johnny Cage struggles to eat a burrito, and Renesmee Cullen gets a visit from the Monster in her closet

Once again without a guest, the boys trudge forward. We read a story in which Vegeta tries to use an ATM as an errand for his wife Bulma. We also spend some time down in Arlen Texas, as Hank wakes up in a predicament, and Bobby flies off the handle. Back in Scranton PA, we discover some of Pam Beasley's extracurricular activities. The good times roll at the House of Fic, which is powered solely by propane

We hitched the House of Fic to our tour bus and headed down south to Durham NC to visit our friend Doug for a special live in nature episode. Join us as we spend some time with The Boy Who Lived, as Harry Potter gets called upon to be a Power Ranger, and strengthens his romantic relationship through Pokemon Go. We also praise Mike Judge as we read a terrific misadventure of Beavis and Butthead

Step inside the sauna this week on House of Fic, as Ryan and Devin get steamy, and entirely too sexy. James from Team Rocket blasts off again and Penny from Big Bang Theory sees something in Sheldon's room that she shouldn't have. Later, we explore Luigi's dark side, and we revisit Sonic the Hedgehog who shares a vape with comedy star Adam Sandler. The House of Fic has a curfew, what happens when the lights go out? House of Fic after dark!

We're back, and we sound a lot better. Recorded on May the 4th, but impeccably timed for the release of Solo. This week, Qui-Gon Jinn makes an unlikely alliance, and former president Barack Obama has a visitor. Elsewhere, we get first person perspective from a condiment, and two friends experiment with each other, resulting in disaster

On our inaugural episode, Sonic the Hedgehog places a bet, Elsa finds love and fear, and Mario wants some milk